#general-catfish-π±π
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picasso
Yes itβs the perfect place to get away with stuff
devs explain why there's two faces?π€£
im pretty sure the opposite happens
Not me but damn I wish it was
then we both know who it was if it wasnt you
Yeah! Down with blueberry!
slime the mod team
I hate discord mods π‘
nice tell me what you think of it
You are gaslighting and ABUSING me !
You should try it, itβs fun!
Will do, and also hello saxtros!
Try what?
hi moffia :D
Gaslighting and abusing
working out rn so be right back
Wdym???
I feel like you just flipped it on me
ooh, that's always good lol
Flipped what??? Youβre really confusing me
ποΈ ποΈ ποΈ ποΈ ποΈ
I don't think I could do a flip
Stop! Youβre doing this too good and itβs making me doubt my very existence!
LMAO
Existance? Thatβs mafdeuppp
Wdymmmmdndn
Itβs so joever
where is brotein shake looking?ππ
Golder feddy π
can't even play mafia the old country yet because my dad is watching tv upstairs, and I'm gonna be hearing it through my headphones 
house is divided into like small half steps
put it in 100
time for dinner
wdym lol
wait, you mean like volume? No I'd blast my fucking eardrums out 
my birthdays before yours suck it loserr
rip in pieces
hi
what the fig
Did this happen irl life ???
leaked dashcam footage realll!11!!
do it
i like your avatar. this my avatar.
john italy
Final destination 4
For Honor guy !!!
do u guys like my pfp
a lot of people have a birthday before mine
you make a compelling argument...
NEGATIVE
whens the next update?
DAM!
paid early access
unconfirmed
oh yeahhh im a 5000aire so
"premium indie price" is the estimate
whats updating?
the game
you guys should price it 90 dollars
absolutely everything
fair
no FUCK i mean like what like new bosses like what?
wait...
new environments and combat and items, probably a few new modes
how much hours u guys got on half sword
ranged weapons, modular weapons, character height/weight customization, a lot of new gear, and probably more
over 100
howw
147.1 hours
around 900 between the demo and playtest combined
well that makes sense i feel because ur a mod
i have 40 hours
yeah, so suck it loserr
my birthdays 5 days before yours 
maybe considering looking into battlefield 6 if the campaign is good
after mafia though
Wow really
when is your birthday
5 days before Beggar's
oh who woulda tought
i see
check this sick stunt
:(
yea i wanna get it soon
haha my birthday is a whole three months and 11 days earlier than yours
sick indeed
i am ancient
thank you
unc as hell
this vicious weapon pack with the chance of being the last one he ever does left a bittersweet feeling ngl
but its so good
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
are u guys ever adding multiplayer i heard from people u were?
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
being considered, if i read the faq right
how it feels seeing people make fun of you for your birthday
Sexstrong and Samuel hi
hi
lmfao
sexstrong π
hello shitstorm
you can probably pretty easily make them yourself
i tried
but idk how to
and honestly i have only two hours of free time per day if i am lucky
i dont want to waste them modding halfsword
maybe in my summer break
i was SO expecting the dog to bite his hand off
i dont want to waste any of my day doing anything which results in me being so indecisive that i fall asleep and waste the entire day
@lost palm
thats such a mood mr saturn
invoking the powers of cthulu?
nasty stinkin buhurt helmet
Will he okay???
why my game keep crashing
guys i lost my steam account after it was hacked, and i got it back after 2 days
problem with the blood plugin
will be fixed in EA
nice
GLOOPY
It's Shizton, you fricking STINKY head
are you sure?
π«΅
one time i put my donkey in my bath and he died
I like how I posted this gif here once and Iβve seen it posted a bunch of times since then
It kills me, I love it
Its so funny
Total pasta deathβ¦
dudeee
they should totally make floatable plates
million dollar idea
I love the context of this gif
Whatβs the context, Iβm very curious
they just wanted to eat spaghetti while swimming
I mean... look at it and you tell me π
If I knew I wouldnβt be asking!!!! 
What the fuck were they even thinking
they had the vision but not the thought
bro!!!
Man brings spaghetti into pool thinking he was going to have nice summer snack while floating around
Spaghett wetti π

how do i walk this off
You made it sound like there was more to it lmao
well i dunno the whole story only what I saw through the gif ya know
Just be a prophet itβs as simple as that
can someone buy me a house
what was the new half sword update, just a patch?
@spark quartz
someone ban this guy
evil person
Sleep well broda
hi I have a question, if AFC hosts a tournament with all of the modteam and make you guys fight with swords whenever multiplayer comes out would you want to participate?
and if not, will you ask the other modteam to message me and let me know if they would be down to participate?
It would be fun. Though idk how well it would work for me because my connection is super unreliable 
I'll forward it
we will find a way to make it work dw, and thank you!!
my jaw
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Fockin ell ref
will there be a multiplayer? or is there already???
weight = int (input ("weight: "))
unit = input (" (K)g or (L)bs: ")
if unit.capitalize == "K":
converted = weight / 0.45
print ("weight in Lbs: "+ converted)
else:
converted = weight * 0.45
print("Weight in Kgs: " + converted) does anyone know why this dont work?
try
///
weight = int(input("weight: "))
unit = input("(K)g or (L)bs: ")
if unit.capitalize() == "K":
converted = weight / 0.45
print("Weight in Lbs: " + str(converted))
else:
converted = weight * 0.45
print("Weight in Kgs: " + str(converted))
wondering if it worked
No news is good news so they say
that is true
πΌ
it seemed like his python just needed more clarity some aspects were left out
otherwise it seemed pretty good
"sir, I'm sorry to say but your wife"
"Oh thank heavens!"
Something something python something something inappropriate joke
oop !
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tufff af
yo whats the song for that matter of fact?
no clue
that is not how you use that phrase
OI SIR PERHAPS MAY I HEAR THIS TUNE??
no clue
https://youtu.be/ER_W6y8vEZM?si=At1rdYU2axZl1Cc1
Ahhhh super old blood experiment with HS
Hi there added a new little bleed everywhere effects particles upon hitting an artery!
I have Spoken!
bring back guts falling out
EA
And those noodles Ahh guts where really Goofy
I wonder if you can accidentally strangle yourself with them
probably not since theres no choking in half sword
Not even i think like that


i fw this
grappling somone and then choking would be fun
probably hard to do tho
is it me or are shields quite good at doing headshots in first person?
I just finish clean my brother room
he gotta go thru his stuff but it no more trash anymo
well this stinks, Mafia the old country runs poorly on my laptop
even on lowest settings
thought it'd be able to run it because it ran S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 just fine
Mafia SUX
Iβm related to a mob boss!
lmfao
mafia 1 and 2 were good
I just have no idea how people keep up with system requirements
when does full sword come out
nah there's something wrong with your settings
ain't no way you can run stalker 2 and not mafia the old country, ain't no way
stalker 2 runs like garbage on console bro
i can run everything on ultra gang wya!
I kept trying with the different settings but it never went above 20 fps
huh. that's weird
yeah
try reddit, if there's anywhere to get answers it's there
looks like people are having similar issues
halfsword enhancer
Did they make the weapons a lot lighter all of a sudden??
Medieval weapons are supposed to be light
What happens if gpt 4 controls willie
I get that, john history, i mean gameplay wise
john history π
its so weird, i booted the game up and i feel like my willie is SO MUCH stronger
do you get stronger after beating the baron i wonder?
cause i havent done the gauntlet since beating it last time
did you change the damage settings at all
what weapon should i mod into half sword
theyre at default i think, or at least very close to as there isnt a reset
a saber....
a glock
i already made sabres and messers
already did
Make horse to use with lance.
joosting
that is js impossible
So you canβt do it? Giving up before you even start?
jouisting...
Jorsting
this is me playing with an xbox controller lol
its actually way more fun and easy than pc
its really scuffed tho
damn, really? At least I'm not alone, but that stinks
Looks like you get an amazing amount of weapon control though!
you really do man its honestly wayyyy better, you just have to use the keyboard everytime you die or win
Yeah people with 50 series are talking about bad performance but they say dlss set to quality might help
the sensitivity is crazy high though even when you put it at zero
I think you can map your controller to do certain keyboard inputs with a 3rd party program
Might be more pain than itβs worth though
I had it set to performance tbh
I found that my gameplay had become way easier when I enabled mouse-centering
honestly i would be surprised if they didnt work on it for the full release because i think this is how im gonna play the game from now on, way better than a mouse
I prioritized framerate
This also does help. Gives your a more accurate response
Itβs an in game settingβ¦ I think youβll be alright
Play how you want. Fuck everyone elseβs expectations
That made me worse lol
true, it's meant to be fun
some of the kill compilations and such that have appeared on my tiktok are crazy though
the swordsmanship thats involved
nerdspeak
comp sci moment
I feel like it wouldnβt be
Nah the control you get is way smoother and more fluid
Like how driving games are better for controls
Well yeah driving games sure but half sword?
Iβm playing it rn and thatβs my take away lol
It might be harder to start out on mouse but I feel like you have higher potential on mouse than keyboard
What
Than controller I mean
Like the control might feel smoother but Iβm concerned for precision
i know you can do this on pc to but it just feels more responsive
like my sword is going where i want it to
show me a leg shot
No I didnβt have to do anything, I just opened half sword and had my controller connected as well and figured Iβd see if it did anything
Oh okay cool
Like slashing the leg ?
ye
Itβs obviously not really intended though because the sensitivity is crazy and you still have to use keyboard and mouse to go through the menu
I keep dying hold on lol
honestly the fact its possible at all sells it for me
here you go
Dude the stabbing is so responsive with the controller
We need this asap man
Time to do the gauntlet challenge like this lol
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shut up
@indigo hare you should ban this guy ms moai
Clown
we are going to kill you.
you are going to die
we are going to kill you
you are going to die
i want to earn 100k or more in a week
you cant
Hanged
I sent him my ssn, fingers crossed!
Ty
I wish these werent bots so everything I say to them would actually matter
true
yay miss moai saves night
Iβve arrived
Unarrive
Iβll rearrive
Ok but not now
Why
Nuh uh
Shake my head my head?
well, you know...this is a lot like what smokey the bear always says.

I dont watch that guy what's he say
keep on trucking!!!!!
blue party emoji
Your pfp scares me, you look like somebody Iβd go against in like jigsaw or something
Thanks
Not you
Yes me
You arenβt special
Im superior to everyone yes i am
Im #2 person in the world
Come over baby girl
Everything is about me
woah woah woah
You're gonna go deeper on my dislike list bud
God forbid a woman loves woman
wtf is a labubu
A toy
in this server we only love men.
there are no women either
Uh
No its vice verscia ms hempontruckin
no gulp no men?
No theres like at most 3 here
Just use first person
Do you not use a mouse
fuck thats good why didnt i think of that
i play with a racing wheel
half sword uses mouse.
mouse uses hand.
half sword has hand controls
racing wheel uses hand.
beating half sword gauntlet mode racing wheel yt video when
someone out there has to have at least tried it
I just realised that could maybe decently work
If i ever see that video come out im pulling receipts of this chat
Hey dont profit off of my idea i came up with myself im so smart haha
hey don't profit off of someone else profitting off of my idea
my idea*
Chat am I wrong for thinking Lies of P is lame
the funny thing about media is that you're allowed to hate things everyone else likes
It's just an ok game
I think it's just Bloodborne having ruined the rest of the genre for me by being that good
What
Wdym what
Have you guys ever gotten so sleepy but you also don't wanna sleep
That your body is violently shaking now trying to make you stay awake
idk maybe
This looks so cursed
Bro ONLY has hair on his forearms
i wonder if i should get twitter just for arguing
It's totally possible
i think that should be polish flag
Lemme guess it's a he/male
Close enough
lithu/anian
no way guns are being addedπ
oh
yea
I must have missed this patch note
What ranged weapons were in 15thcen
oh prob
oh I know this one!!!
no from the wip
shotgun 
ak12
true

yeah it looked like either an ak12 as he said or a m4a1 type rifle
i wonder if any off galaxys gmod mods still work?
Here's a closer look, you can see the crossbow limbs on the front, faintly
no
Who? Never heard of that guy in my life
thats an ak1

Some do, some not
does the fully animated on work still?
ak12
yes π
wait no thats an m4 type rifle look at the stock and handguard
its not an m4
I'm going to fucking explode
its an ak12
bro is made of potassium
no it isnt you can tell by the length of the handgaurd
goidnight halfsword chat. Say it back or else I curse you with bad juju
its not a sword
goidnight
bad juju sent
this is more like it exept this one has a shorter handguard
no
thats not even an m4 thats a glock
me
i dont have a phone
He uses banana
is this a Lee Hardcastle animation? It sure looks like it
He's a king in claymation horror shorts
he did that one version of the Simpsons horror couch gag as claymation, etc
YO I FORGOT ABOUT THIS GUY
HE MADE HAMPSTER HELL
YEAAAHH
he released this last year, check it out
Creepy horror claymation. Prisoners find out if they can fight their worst nightmare.
This version has been cut and censored to reach a wider audience.
The UNCUT version is: https://youtu.be/IZBhHd_-IM4
Written, Animated and Directed by
Lee Hardcastle
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Cast
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genuine uncomfy themed for some people, just saying
wlw
No
hello cats
this was spagheti wlw btw
Make sure not to lose it, else you'll have to serve in the unit for 500 years
Limbo 2 when
wlw 2 when
when are we gonna get an optimization update?
in ea
it's in the game.
Grape game β€οΈ
what
Ifyktk π
?
I remember playing Gmod
antique
thats only soviet/russian ones
theres even mor
bruh lol
Just saw a sale for crocodilians
who
True
Where the fuck would I put a crocodile in my house at
I donβt think the thing would survive anyways
I live in a cold state
I ll ask my Floridian friend
Also I saw it on underground reptiles
They sell dwarf caimans as well
And American alligators
Like bro where tf am i supposed to keep it at
probably eat it?
what
349 dollars for a smooth front caiman
go to sleep
hi
go to sleep
caimans lowkey cute
The one thing which makes me laugh is that crocodiles are basically giant flytraps with legs
SKILL ISSUE
there is NO human meat in the fridge
:(
What π
i got my paycheck and im getting ideas
Would game have pvp????or then new update
local splitscreen PVP in the early access release later this year
what did the polish mean by this
not you
the game weedcraft is on sale
"from poland with love"
Without servers:((
Im good how are you John Lithuanian
man i cant find good music

sand wix
its all girlfriend left me so i make a song
baghette
Enjoy the sandwhihx
carpet on a wall
dw
sand witch
English is my first and only language and i spell terribly. I just thought it was a fun spelling, no harm intended 
yes
Why are you apologising for 
did ANY of you know rheres order for adjectives
i learned that once in school and forogt
dawg what
its intuitive 99% of time
I know it but i couldnt tell you it
should i adopt it
i never heard of that shit but in some english exam
if its intuitive then i know it
not even exam its an online test
Thats an awesome creature
english speakers
yeah its pretty poetic if you think about it
especially in certain stories
well well well
grammar rules are just guidelines anyway
its just stupid
mafia the old country released yesterday
exactly
why so
he cant understand it
like
its hard for him?
not sure
no
shovel
Its not really a rule, the sentence just sounds wrong if you say them in different orders
people wrote this down because thats how english speakers and people who grew up using english think so people who speak other languages can learn how to sound good speaking in english
it would be a completely fine sentence but it would sound odd
big delicious cake
delicious big cake
but again im arguing with the server's lobotomite for the 4053205280th time
the small, old, red boots
sounds so much better than red boots small old
or old small red boots
its just a thing for englishes style and art
its for high levels
"oh please get me the boots old black"
i bet money if you heard that irl you'd be dumbfounded for a few seconds
it sounds so wrong
yeah
the art of english has some dependencies
on this rule of adjectives
it sounds so much better
dont want to brag
but
arabic
is
so much worse
arabic is hard
hello shizton
i tried to learn the basics
i study it
Padonk hi
doable but i gave up
hi shizton
i study more than its basics to have you know
Shovel hi
nice
it NEEDS
intuitives
basic teacher do students follow barely works
you need a mind thats capable of the arabic language
im missing alot of it
i barely get by
but arabic 101 is fun
i know you cant even read arabic proerly if you dont intuitively know how the case and tense structure works
try to learn from that youtube channel
yknow one
mark
like the marks ontop of the letters
can change the entire meaning
literally
same letters
only one mark is changed
i mean
and the entire word's meaning is changed
we have that but not that way
its one of the most indepth
languages
in the world
like im not kidding
this isnt easy at all
and people complain about english or french
at least arabic letters correspond to their sounds (when you know the language and know what vowels go where lol)
french pronounciation is insanely different from the rest of romance ones
and english one is a mess
baghuete
half of it being germanic and other half french loanwords
and hispanic words
english
is literally
the trash or remains
of every language
combined
(main and sub main linguistics)
just like the remains of the tuna fish
im not gonna throw stones from a glass house but tru
for as much shit my language gets for being unpronouncable
we at least dont have shit like
can u show example
do you mean like
these marks for vowels
like for arabic?
uh the marks are like
it seems to me half arabic letters are like
shape
shape with dot
shape with 2 dots
shape with dot on the other side
like
Ω
kh and j
see this
u?
this is named the "dhamma"
its like
an O sound
like a word
can vary
with each mark
having a mix of an ou and a T for example
Ψ΅ΩΨ―ΩΩ (sundΕ«q):
the D or the U
in this word
has a shaddah
which makes it more tense or stronger
changing the meaning
just a longer pronounciation can change the meaning of the word
hm
and dont get me to explain
grammar
grammar affects
the marks
or "harakat/tashkeel"
and this leads to that
its very complicated
if you combine everything I have learnt
Shaddah (Arabic: Ψ΄ΩΨ―ΩΨ© shaddah [ΛΚΓ¦d.dΓ¦], '[sign of] emphasis', also called by the verbal noun from the same root, tashdid ΨͺΨ΄Ψ―ΩΨ― tashdΔ«d 'emphasis') is one of the diacritics used with the Arabic alphabet, indicating a geminated (long) consonant. It is functionally equivalent to writing a consonant twice in the orthographies of lan...
ah
interesting
through out my 16 years π
@somber panther look at this example ΩΨͺΨ¨ (k-t-b)
ΩΩΨͺΩΨ¨Ω (kataba): "he wrote" (verb, past tense)
ΩΩΨͺΩΨ¨Ω (kutiba): "it was written" (verb, passive voice)
ΩΩΨͺΩΨ¨ (kutub): "books" (plural noun)
this
yes
is the basics
exactly
i know this exists
there are 2 things
with the caligraphy and linguistics
of arabic
its structures
grammar
and
another thing
named balaghah
lemme translate it
wait
rhetoric or eloquence. It is a science or art in the Arabic language
this is the intuitive part
this mixes a little with grammar but has its own seperate thing
i dont want to get religious
but
like i cant not talk about this
the quran, was technically the one that originated this language
its the base
with its grammar, rhetorics and everything
made the arabic language what it is
woaw
That will be all thank you
Goodnight or goodmorning to all the fine denizens of Halfswordcordia
yknow the moves i did on the willies?
lmao that was the goal
i did 2 roundhouse kicks
idk what is tha
And evil mayor or something
dang
i keep getting killed by tier 3 champion
i beat him a few times by cheesing
bro
if half sword
had ranked matches
i'd be actually insane
not even kidding
like my willie is a martial arts master bro
i've beaten the baron like 7 to 5 times already
even more with cheat but thats just for having fun
waow
moustache
the commoner boss is kinda op tbh
that feeling when u take out Willieβs willie
https://youtu.be/tncNvHZSGLk?si=qKHps0uzMIJVY4WI peak half sword listening
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Tracklist:
- In Battle There Is Now Law (0:00)
- Challenge For Power (5:01)
- Forgotten Existence (8:36)
- Denial of Destiny (12:21)
- Blind to Defeat (14:51)
- Concession of Pain (17:11)
- Attack in the Aftermath (20:09)
- Psychological Warfare (23...
this is MY GIF
Ok.
gravedigger raaah
mfw vet lancer:
(i get killed bc of the vanguard stagger
we've all come to the agreement that Mermaids are a coverup so sailors don't have to admit they screwed a fish because they haven't had the touch of a woman for like 6 months right?
How might one obtain the Level 3 rank?
chat a bunch
π
π©
Sit still
poker is fun
what game is that twin
Gravedigger mentioned
dragons dogma 2 with some fun mods most on nexus
what
idk what games are popular ngl i play autistic ahh simulators
that sounds like a cryptic message
i cannot tell if this is real or satire
satir
Yo ts is tuff
Easiest lawsuit or my LIFE πππ
she looks like me trying to perform a angled slash when trying to eat that stick
Everyday!
susie delgaturn
Mustard mango 6 7
Italian brainrot are the bestπ₯π₯π£
Newgens
2016 lil bro
My balls just exploded
Butta dawg
Legit pre ordered for pac bro he's an og
That's not Pac anymore, that's Chaddlefield 6 now.
pac was always a Chad but due to system limitations we now get to see him at his full glory
Know what, the phantom edition should've just been the US Class skins from 4 honestly...

