#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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You can’t say my username or it gets blocked💔
i find that amusing
what even is this
Tinnitus reference
An evil mango with mustard
shut up
ok ngl its mad annoying when i have to go bacak to the menu everytime i die in free mode
I don’t get the mango thing
Punishment for dying !!!

HOLYYY SHIT WE GETTING RANGED WEAPONRY
dequitem should play half sword
He does!!! Irl life !!!
why is it playing the fortnote music
Am I stupi or is there no voice channels?
footnote
lvl 3 unlocks vc i think
possibly
Fortnite > elder rimg


get the fuck off the pc washington!!!
leave bro alone hes meditating
SIG is for Safe i guess
The first rule of gun safety is to have fun :)

rali why are you a sheep hater
I am NOTA
crossbow
:)
yes
do we fw the sackbob
sackboy series is dead
they fumbled the new game
lore accurate sun wukong
yes
peasant
This image goes kinda hard
they killed me in 15 seconds lol
i tried to aura farm and they aura farmed on me
so true 💔
spear pulled me to the ground and axeman went straight for the neck
hold on i got the video
10/10 ragebait
Annihilated
the camera shook so much it took me a whole two seconds to register i died

Micheal Bay film
I forgot you joined the bad guys :(
Mclovin VS Mohamed
Ew wudduhfzck
midnight duel
hello friend incase you're unaware you won't have the ability to post images or gifs until you're level 2, all it takes is some chatting to get there. And please don't spam as that doesn't work.
so helpful
thank you silly
i didnt know that
What have they done to you 😭
oh ok lol
Thats why im in other servers!
look bro the empire has cookies
yo dudes the empires pretty chill you should like join it or whatever
moai's the best mod be more like her
@indigo hare
her
Here!
Lady Moai Of Easter
🖐️
hi ms ralfieoll!! K !!!!!! Hii!! hai!O!!!!!!!! ! ! !
and standing on top of them all, is the Judge
nearly ten years
Hel llliioooo!!!! Hiii !!!
Madam Island of Christian Festivity
yay happy birthday
Guys imagine if I was a GUY that’d be so ducking weirddduhhh
guys dont exist dont be silly!
Should i buy 67 bottles of mustard or 67 mangos….
67🫃
you get it
Okay garmin, eviscerate the brainrot
video speichern
everythings gonna be ok willy
oh my god a fucking crossbow
bro just noticed
Gahh yore rightt
Quidward !!!
uh its the OTHER WAY AROUND
we're everywhere
i thought it was a gun
i did too at first
yeah see !!! :)
wouldnt doubt guns being added
rule 1 no spreading misinformation!
im a guy
can someone send a pic of willy in a crop top
thanks
Ok Garmin!🗣
Enregistre la vidéo 🇫🇷🇫🇷
🥐🥐🥖🥖
meow
mow
meow
John are you ok John
Youre losing it John
It’s not evil if it makes me happy
I sure do, John. I sure do.
does anyone have advice for countering the plancon
Avoid the spikes
ok ty ill try that next time
A noita gif
we prolly wont get any but imagine they add landschknekt outfits 🙏
❌
haii raliralira\i

why are you sheep hater now
Im notuhh why does everyone keep aksingg me thiss
cuz ur name is sheep hater
But I didnae make it that :(
clearly it was easter
she would never wha are you on about.. !
hi ms rlafifeoly!!!(!!(!!!!!! !) !!!!!!! :)
mud
!!!haiiiii
Helloogogo
Hehejkooo
Hiiiii :))))))
Lottery by Femtanyl
hii!I!! haiai!I!!!! Hii!I!!!!!!!hii hi i hi hi hi hi!!!!H iiiiihhii!!!!!!!:)))))))))))))
never heard of it
i should listen to her knew suff
ugff
stuff
Her new stuff is so much better than her old suff
hmm
she??
Easter isn’t getting attacked with a trans agenda 
you dont
i like feet
With a polearm
this is great
look out awesome lesbians. it's The Horse
why do i look out 
Look out, horse. It’s the lesbian
im dangerous
The horses natural predator
the rumors that i eat horses is still false
sounds like someone who eats horses
it is a LIE made up by people who are jealous at how good i am at finding oil
I appreciate that the idea of calling me ms is spreading but, I am definitely a very manly strong and handsome man
Very very handsome
And manly
Did I mention manly and handsome
no
I am manly and handsome
you kick ur paws so cool n womanly
😡
butch?
😁
cool video that you made ms moai!
Thanks I made it myself
hi easter
Yeah 👍
why did u name rali a sheep hater
she didnt dont lie!!
She hates sheep
ms moai would never
:(
moai are you a she
ohok
Please make sure to read exactly how manly I am it’s very important
moai its ok i support you
can we get rid of this annoying ass abyss
😁
no
I appreciate you
gym done
shits annoying
thanks ms moai :)
Ha
false
3 more sets
Haha, funny joke
Bro said gym
dont forget that lesbians built this server
I did
leave me alone
ok 6 sets of leg presses
i do 10
so do i do 16?
yes
aye aye...
bro this abyss annoying ash i get fucked by guys taking axes to the hip 4 times
Abyss is there to give you a chance to save yourself
Don’t mess up your chance and you’re good
Man I give good advice
REALLY??!?!?
Yeah!!!
If you beat the boss you died to you come back to life!
Haha, funny joke
like the sythe i cant beat that shit
i have 2 words for you
broski tanks axes to the hip
Have you tried avoiding the sharp part
who risked his life like a fool as if its a game and not a duel...
i cant find the gif i wnat so imagine i sent that family guy gif of the guy being bewildered or wtv
i usually try to get close so that sharp part cant touch me
I can’t tell if you’re serious or not and it makes me feel unsure of myself
I will forever believe that Ft13 was the better version of DbD
I miss friday the 13th the game :(
What changed in you to make you hate sheep
I always had the best runs as chad :(
whens this games full release gon na be out
Someone changed my name !!
guys my tum tum hurts
Early access releases anywhere from October-December this year
ahh
Full release idk, a while
its ok mis rlalofil i believe you
Do you want me to change it
exact date
To sheep lover
mama makin shrimp im hungry im a hungry boy oo im so hungry
:)
i get to meet my new plug tn this is like being a kid on christmas eve
Ok I’ll change your name
noo......i need it to be moist clitical 💔
what about it
ew
i often have trouble finding it so my girlfriend beats me
🤷♂️
whatup saar moai
Rooty, Rooty, Rooty..
Rudy tooty fresh and fruity
bars
Mustard?? 😳 🤣 🤣
Shut up
im unadding u
💔
Real and based
41 but i got 41 bands
i need stizz to be here so he can do that
an older lady called me sweetheart today and it got me thinking about that post on the playboi carti subreddit
and ykw.. he was right
thas a lot of music
each one is a different genre
dang
what gappened
see bro u understand
im feelin em on that one
say ur not tapped in without saying ur not tapped in
id probably wag it when an older lady complimented me @oak olive understands
ur tapped in
Lifesavers are yummy
locked in
Why did that reply
Do whatever you want, champ
rs twin
true
if i was a fruit i'd be..
i think cheryr
but just one
not the set
peak..
the best apples are crunchy and juice
cosmic crisp
gala works too
you wanna.. be.. hard??? ok buddy lets get you some armour
codpiece
robin has a staff
:)
byby
dam
What
hes got a limited menu
eenie or meenie
no
no its a cart brand
it's desert
remind me what a cart is again im not quite in touch with this new generation 👵
i live in one, i would know, it's called a dessert
vape but with weed instead of nicotine or tobacco
Right
how do you stand vape
i hate those things
i tried a vape it sucked dicke
i dont like smoking really
but i like weed
so
i js smoke for the high
👍
We got in trouble :(
:(( whay
I can’t get carts cause I end up going through it way too quick. It’s just too accessible all day lol
dude mine lsated a few months
this will be my second
but also i can only hit it at night
so
LOLLL
#leggings #medieval #historicalfashion #fashion #renaissance #shorts
dont cry react me
i usually only rip a few hours before bed
Like a real adult
then ill rip it more until i go to bed
Haha, joined hoes
yeah
if i build up a tolerance i might rip it before a few classes...
Im very responsible
his doesn't pad or stuff it
i get straight A's im fine
dork
I would never join the hoes, personally
bro this shrimp smells so good..
i got called a dog ho today
im gonna check on it
in a good way i think !!
That sounds MEAN >:(
:((
😡
We sgould JUMP’m!!!
sowry
I’ll never forgive you for this
Doiugnt jump my wife :(((((
:D
hah gay
I sentence you to hell
1st place 🕐 !!!!!!!!!!!
:D thank
he's so me
hi
FOUR EYES 🫵
who up beating they shekel
ash baby wilhelm
HE DOES TALK LIKE THAT 😭
loll
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bcP_7sHsbQY?feature=share old age greek armour
whats arrow time
Eye pee grabbuh
these small dinky metal shields with a bump on the end dont block shit
i found shields to be pretty useless besides the buckler
the buckler is good you just gotta get used to using it
https://open.spotify.com/track/5GQpStXEUIGj0lXkzK7pDl?si=i1JfBzsEQWK3LHvGIq6PwQ @last whale @spark quartz these guys are local
that small metal one is ass
it's pretty good at blocking / closing distances against spears and then once you're close enough it's also fun to use it to bash them up
people be complaining the game is bad when they haven't spent enough time learning to use different things 
shields are most effective when used as blunt weapons or used to capture and control the opp's weapon
unironically the buckler is the best shield
it goated actually
whos complaining the game is ass
they block anything that they get between, it’s a preference and ease
thin .g..
bro the guys goes go for a smash over his head and i swing my shield up and it misses
you gotta aim
now i got a sword in my skull
making a general statement, but still, don't say the tools are bad when you don't know how to use them
you literly control the shield with your mouse bro
the shield uses the same mechanics as any other weapon, you have to drag it to where the opp's weapon will be
you the one that missed 
whos talking to you
you
Skill Issue
yall some dickriders for this man
everything is blockable and counterable
the ease and preference obv is person to person and weapon to weapon though
so small i cnat block tho
you
young discord citizen discovers that a game’s official server consists mostly of people who enjoy the game
you are explicitly replying to my posts with a ping too
the buckler is better for deflection rather than blocking, if you hard press a sword with it then the sword is bound to move its way under and ultimately flick or slice you
Ballright
that is talking to me
i never said yall didnt like the game
you know, you remind me of myself a lot. Specifically when my friends jokingly say I'm functionally illiterate
just block with the buckler, use it to deflect or push the opp's weapon away, and then counter with the other hand
it would probably be helpful if you would use agent punctuation in statements like “whos complaining the game is ass” and “yall some dickriders for this man”
that coupled with movement
you lowk kinda nosed your way into this conversation
thank you im gonna tryh that
unless you're using a giant shield don't hard press the opp's weapon
me when the conversation is in a public server 
just deflect and keep moving, and as i said you can use it to smash and beat your opponent up
too
the anima style
people complain about the game having derpy mechanics but idk i disagree, i think it's actually extraordinarily mechanical, the other derpiness is sometimes spears and two handed weapons glitch behind you and the strafing is a bit awkward at times
also the pick-up mechanics
yeah. all things in the game just take getting some used to
you kinda just get a feel for things
the only derpiness that i can speak to is the manner in which two handed swords are used is kind of counterintuitive to real world understanding a lot of the time
it probably took me a couple of hours to get used to the mechanics
there's some pretty minute differences at times too
I still find stabbing somewhat derpy but idk if that's beacuse i'm bad at alt-aiming or it's mean to have some rng
like having gauntlets on vs the neck guard affects how fast your wrists turn
you just get a feel for things the more you use them
I can't wait to dunning-krueger myself into thinking I'm good with the buckhill to then get demolished by sword-players once pvp is out
the same with my swordfighting lol
buckhill?
billhook i mean lol
reasonable
posting again because fun clip
theres no public lobbies cuz it leaked version
that looks so fun
When did son goku became a tailed fox in naruto.
i had a really advantageous angle but then tried to wind over it and then when i grappled he just jabbed me across the chest 
plus whiffed a followthrough in favor of that dumb grapple
tough
gg
wonder if you can be overly aggressive
Probably but you’ll be hit before you know it
“Time to party like it’s 1423”
some people are
i am very passive
i need to work on it
i rarely ever make followthrough initiating strikes
i’m very much a prodder
i’m always afraid that i’m going to get impaled if i initiate with a step
feel like I’d be the type to get onto people’s faces all the time
And disengage whenever I feel something bad happens
I was pretty passive when I got to try it once when I was younger lol
it’s pretty smart to be at first
the first thing you need to get down is not getting hit, THEN learn how to hit people too
baby steps
how do u counter stab
counter thrust it’s called
you just get a superior angle or superior footwork and stab into their stab
ok so stab hands
one time i dueled liz scott (awesome lady look her up..) and we switched swords as a challenge and since mine is super long she kept stepping into strikes she didn’t have to step into and ended up almost actually wounding me several times
hands are hit the most in general because it’s an easy target
oh the harnisfechting gal
with the french harness
is counterthrust sole counter for thrust
that is reliable
naw, you can also just displace them pretty easily with a superior angle
and then when you do that you can either grab the point or attack back
grab the point to be evil
whar is superior angle
like sidestep or som
The angle your sword is in
ohh
@gloomy urchin here is me trying to exchange the thrust but he had a high guard into it so it just became a riposte off
like a 45 degree angled blade against their flat
beautiful exchange there
like this here! he biomechanically has no agency unless he disengages
Straight out a movie
In a good way
are you on the right
Its an adorea fight sequence typa deal
we always have very flowy exchanges lol
our styles work well off each other
he’s my instructor
this was the counterthrust right
an attempt yes
alr i think i understand now
you can see the lowered arms and aiming toward the face but it glanced just beside his arm
it looks like the guy pushes very hard
exchanges that close look like swing and pray
could just be me lwk
SINCE I POST A BUNCH OF ME LOSING HERES SOME WHERE MY PASSIVITY WINS ME THE EXCHANGE ..
precision baybay
he’s an extremely conscious fencer
everything he does is calculated and you can tell when you fight him
most times when i win i literally black out and have no recollection of the leading up or following few seconds
i very frequently manage to evade a literal inch or less away from danger
Do you guys only mainly allow fiore?
the most extreme of extreme close calls
i couldnt tell whether he hit you or not 😭
technically literally everything is allowed, it’s just fiore is what we teach and what most students speak in
was taking a look at some renaissance tapestries and they had some kino shit
the guy in black and red, jared, does a lot of lichtenauer
any non-fiore or non-vadi i know comes from him or max (meyer) teaching me things
I wanna do some whacky shit like this
i want to be good 💔
Peak
meyer went insane coming up with these
Patience is virtue…
I think what I sent is called the zornhau?
its quite appealing to me
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r7ul5568hNE does this go hard
they’re hometown heroes lol
i know very little non-italian
all i know is zwerchau and schielhau
I do wonder how my first hema round would actually play out
I’ve seen like tapestries and looked at them but that’s not enough at all to get an actual understanding of them and when to actually pull up those techniques
a lot of beginners and their temperaments are fairly easy counterable just because of an experienced person’s understanding of effective leverage and angles
when i fight the new people ive found you can pretty much just put your sword out and they can’t get past it
this one guy i pulled off a super clean colpo di villano on though, made me real happy
I’m already thinking a few ways of countering a guy pointing the sword like that
hmm…
usually if someone adept is fighting a beginner and they try to wholeheartedly displace the sword the adept will drop their sword momentarily for the beginner’s sword to miss and pass by and then they will bring it back up and thrust to the chest
you adjust your angle and then move in, by then he could pull up a nasty move like a zwerchau so you stay on edge, UNLESS you just grab them or something idk
i do that a lot to people i fight for the first time
especially with corn
bicorno..
Ahh, that grip is so silly
is this because theyre predictably trying to displace the sword with brute force instead of gently and controllably 'pushing' on it with leverage?
This just sounds like wrestling but with swords lol
yes but even just pushing it a lot of people disengage and reengage lol
it’s kind of the meta
it’s super useful and i love it
if you keep baiting someone into striking it and they keep failing to press advantage they will always get tiffed to the point they try and displace it with brute force and then you subvert it with the drop and thrust
i have a clip of it somewhere but it’s like 6 pixels
I’m evil as fuck
i would either step back really fast and have a 70% chance of being hit anyway or we'd both hit each other and die at the same time
ill bet a not insignificant amount of fights ended with people killing each other at the same time
hi gloopy
a not insignificant amount of hema exchanges end with such , so much so that my club disqualifies people it happens to more than 3 times in one bout lol
but what if they push the sword away…
Call me Shizton and I shall say hi to you
hi shizton
Shovel hi
what if the beginner succeeds at displacing the adept sword ?
i wonder how many actual swordfights went on for like 30 minutes of the 2 guys just slightly stepping back and forth afraid to do anything
Yooo wsg gloopy
are you the one in red?
Not saying hi to you
yellow sock, one on the right
always yellow sock
They die?
dripped out to the socks. the fit is fire
Ok.... hello shizton
usually the adept will just change the angle and push forward
happens to me a lot
i wish we had these in half sword
man once I move out I need to actually get into a hema club
What if I told you they might be added in…
here’s me successfully displacing a sword but then he just chambers that momentum and almost gives me brain damage
i know some duels were just 2 guys staring at each other and then shaking hands cuz they dont wanna die
15th century ones as those existed
that sounded pretty darn scary
pls
wouldn’t have expected to hear one big clank
after i took my mask off later he checked to see if there was a dent and i said “what are you looking for? teeth?”
can’t tell if he’s genuinely curious or is just pulling your leg
was this jan van eyck painting the inspiration for Willie?
ARE you the big guy on the left or the bigger guy on the right
left fencer
he was genuinely curious
it was a hard hit
hence the people checking if i was sound of mind after
it doenst look that hard of a hit
unless those helemts dont rlly stop force
it helps to remember that its a giant bar of metal
not the first time, certainly won’t be the last
Im pretty surprised that the impact didn’t chip away a very small bit of the sword
it also helps to remember that even if it is a bar of metal lightly getting tapped by it wont fucking hurt dummy
thats why i asked
chill ayy
broski tried being a smart ass
ayyy why mad
im not mad
bud I can barely tap my finger against a doorknob and itll send a tsunami of pain shutting down my nervous system
ur steaming bro
i see smoke coming out of ur ears
there is
i am fuming rn
im fuming bc bin said getting hit by a bar of metal hurts
a bar of metal would hurt if u dont have armour on i guess
yea actaully that is true
its a mask with padding on top
you can see it rattle and bend at the top when i get hit lol
yea he also got hid with the part thats thicker and the sword doesnt bend that way so more force was transferred into his head
seems like he was hit by the end of the sword
the point about the sword not bending that way is important
literally none of the force of the sword transferred into moving the sword, it all went into my dome
that might hurt more cuz of angles and leverage and shit
getting hit with the crossguard would be the worst though
what if he got his finger cut off would that hurt or no?
id feel getting hit by the middle thicker part would hurt more
it all hurts the same it just depends where it lands
but it wouldnt be moving as fast because of levers and angles
collarbone shots hurt the most but it’s because i don’t have anything beyond basic padding there
u guys should check out the book of five rings its by a samurai and its all about sword fighting techniques
hit ur weapon like aim for their legs
i aim for stomach
try legs
or just start swinging if im close
how u excpect then to get to u if they cant walk
many of the members of my fencing club read and recommend it
yeah i like it , its just cool
the thing about looking past your opponent is good advice
but i just do that out of habit anyway
this is the hall of fame clip that has single-handedly made all of my discouraging experiences worth it
the most well earned victory i’ve ever got
Does anyone else's nose get runny when you eat
is this guy irish
you guys must be friends right
no
oh
Dog
i thrust the pitchfork and my guy sent it to the ground
and i got my head cut in hald
f
do i have to aim the thrust as well
yes
fist play fun asf
only with fast food
what abt picking stuff up bc im running around the map tring to get this knife and he misses it 7 times
is there a certain way on how to pick stuff up
whats the best way to beat the commoner boss
nvm ]
i dodged and went for the legs
oh
SEE BRO I TOLD U!!!!!!!!!!!!
Set damage to npcs to max and damage to player to 0
Ur game might crash a bit of times because of the damage counter that has some trigger limit on the scripts but just try to do the minimum damage
wlw
What
Willies with muscle atrophy vs David Goggins
.
sleep
no
i eat wasabi
onion
garlic
like spicy food
wear slippers in home
homemade chips are 100% better
or those not as popular mainstream chips
lays and pringles are bag of air and powder kek
I'm not religious but I do believe in God which is why I keep a little homunculus in a dog cage under my bed which I have raised as a devout Christian
Whenever I want something to change in my life I poke him with a stick and he clasps his little paws together and starts chanting in latin , his prayers will always be answered for he knows not sin or is born with original sin
Hi
florp
Probably means the modmail was closed , I've not seen it from the other end before.
what is a schlorp
Is there new pvp?
no
Pvp cannot be
Why not
game?
Scav: Prototype
It's a Noita x Zomboid x Rainworld type game
Don't think so, but we do have traders !!!
You cannot make dem yet
But i think the bone breaking mechanic works similar
It is just super high damage to the joints
Soo will there be pvp soon bc I need to pvp some boxers
ITS STILL GOIN
l
oh
i forgot about it
i guess news being news for 1 days is global thing
what's the context
you ask about multiplayer?
does anyone still get the fatal error msg that forces half sword to close
often
is it for everyone
lowering graphics reduces the chance ig
k il do that
can't speak on behalf of everyone
things like the gore selection bug happens for some people
but not all
that's why Crazy Dave never took off
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Yah.
dUDE get him outta there
He’s going to be too warm :(
Actually it IS upside down
So logically he would be colder
hi chat
did he just feed ants thc
Hi folks! Apologies if I missed this information somewhere, but what is the most up-to date version of the game? The itch.io download?
They gotta add those heavy war hammers
Yurp.
exanima
bad vlad
where is willies mesh located
weapon make wht
wdym

cant wait to watch this overhyped shit flop in the first week 😭
new battlefield? they are not even bored playing the same shiit?
mfs buy call of duty every single year. ofcourse not
Battlefield at least has some variety... cod on the other hand
the chips
I think Bo7 will be overshadowed by bf6 cause a lot of cod fans are switching to bf after all the bullshit
but there will still be a lot of people that buy bo7
and then the next cod
and the one after that
Is that 3fs
who
I feel like I've seen this guy somewhere
I finally added arms to my character in a game,
I don't like em,
it looks a little uncanny, but lets just pretend if my 4 arms fuse together the now set of two is just longer x3
fuckin, crawl towards somebody like a runner from half life
im tryna make a german halberd
noice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTGQXVmrc6g hope this helps
Would
👍
All are good
Torture him more that man has to much peace embrace your insanity
is the weapon good
I got no fucking idea I didn't realize you were talking about the weapon


