general-catfish-🐱🐟

[ionic pulsar]

fly to gamecom in germany

[hard swallow]

where in the actual fuck do you see the word "Mom" or "momma" or "mother" or "mommy" or "mum" or fucking anything like that 😭

All i see is dad

[lofty kindle]

Visit out Gamescom booth.

[hard swallow]

a father

[indigo hare]

Go to gamescom

[fair shoal]

im very stupid dont hate on me but where do i scan a qr code 😭

[teal frost]

your telling me i can behead my friends while they walk around like babies learning half sword physics like i had to...

[hard swallow]

a fucking papao

[vital copper]

warcrime stick is warcrimy enough as it is 😭

[lavish blade]

i hadnt forgotten

[indigo hare]

I said “is this like a your mom joke” not is this a your mom joke. You absolute buffoon

[lucid atlas]

If you go to to the gamescom booth.. yes

[vale canopy]

will it be public access later?

[hard swallow]

if u fly to gamescom, with ur friends, yes.

[unborn kayak]

Will there be any footage from gamescom

[lofty kindle]

The QR is a link to the Steam store.

[sharp dust]

Lets make it double sided too

[ionic pulsar]

take a mobile device go to camera and it scans

[shadow sparrow]

how you can play multiplayer?

[hard swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-man-falling-man-roblox-scp-gif-12648879376974434070

finally someone knows my associated adjective

[gloomy crest]

bruh

[lavish blade]

do you HAVE to go to the booth to play

[vital copper]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-darth-maul-light-saber-gif-14034779

[lofty kindle]

Undecided at this time.

[lofty kindle]

Yes.

[sharp dust]

This gave me an idea

[shadow sparrow]

what

[hard swallow]

if u do ill give u 3 nickels

and a have eaten hamburger

[last whale]

Embed failure

[lavish blade]

aw there goes my plan of using modded weapons

[sharp dust]

Just turn it into a lightsaber

[vital copper]

laugh at this user now

[primal thorn]

if we do multiplayer in our own homes the ping differences will be insane

[chilly knoll]

noo way they got split screen pvp 🧐

[light tree]

why would anyone want your fully eaten hamburger

[ocean scaffold]

so they can eat it

[hard swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/caseoh-mad-caseoh-angry-caseoh-banned-get-out-go-away-gif-8419228579553039351

[primal thorn]

its gonna be like drunken wrestlers 2

[vital copper]

as long as no spikes are involved im happy

[mystic lichen]

pvp would go hard with the secret "slash everything" technique

[fair shoal]

but thats the thing it didnt

[tepid furnace]

@plush swift im here

[fair shoal]

wait is it the tech demo

[tepid furnace]

sned

[hard swallow]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-tm-soon-space-gif-23401891

[sharp dust]

Make it a metal rod, and all the spikes are now small lightsabers

[shadow sparrow]

now you can play multiplayer?

[river apex]

I have a feeling half sword pvp is just gonna be 2 guys rushing eachother and each match lasts like 5 seconds (honestly not innacurate to real fencing)

[vital copper]

that would actually be kinda hype, you have reedemed yourself

[hard swallow]

at ganescom

[worthy ginkgo]

real

[shadow sparrow]

ok

[sharp dust]

I have a feeling this guy only read the word pvp in the announcement

[tepid furnace]

@plush swift where video anomaly coop

[warm shoal]

so close

[warm shoal]

hear me out, make the whole rod and the spikes lightsabers, yes the handle included

[runic cove]

im waiting for a vid

[unborn kayak]

reading is cooked in 2025

[shadow sparrow]

i didnt ever read it

[river apex]

So is pvp coming to Half Sword on full release or is it only gonna be on gamescom

[vital copper]

a true wille hurting sadists weapon, I know what kinda man you are

[sharp dust]

Makes sense ngl

[shadow sparrow]

just jumped pvp in my mind

[last whale]

Peak pfp

[unborn kayak]

thakns sking

[shadow sparrow]

bagamias pula in pizda mati

[lost venture]

does anyone know the name of the mod where you can remove the wooden barriers

[plush swift]

https://youtu.be/a9SjNY7Q57M

[sharp dust]

I just realized gmod has been running in the background for like 4 hours

[fair shoal]

wait but how the hell do i 1v1 people or can i yet im condused asf

[lofty kindle]

Local Splitscreen has been tested for years, Currently the splitscreen builds are only being showcased at in game events. Splitscreen will be available in the Early Access release.

[river apex]

I see

[hard swallow]

bro tripped 😭

[forest falcon]

Don't let the fact that multiplayer will be available distract you from the fact that you have nobody to play it with

[tepid furnace]

Nooo fuckin shot

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/bomb-rush-cyberfunk-brc-so-much-win-loss-red-brc-gif-8410197786357623520

[tepid furnace]

its actually legit xd

[unborn kayak]

other player is keyboard n mouse and the other is on controller i assume?

[fair shoal]

i tought we got multiplayer 😭

[west tree]

No way, PVP 0-0 (it is splitscreen, which is stinky but PVP nonetheless

[sharp dust]

We did

[lofty kindle]

The announcement is for our Gamescom booth in Cologne Germany you can only play the PvP build in person August 20th- 24th.

[lost venture]

is the game gonna cost money

[plush swift]

yeah dude :D
I've been in the disc since it started dev around 2023

[lofty kindle]

Both are controller.

[sharp dust]

No duh

[fair shoal]

soooo i have to be in an event in germany to play

[lofty kindle]

Yes.

[tepid furnace]

which discord, lemme go in

[river apex]

nah the devs can just shit money

[gloomy crest]

You can play on Controller?

[fair shoal]

yeah i aint getting multiplayer

[tepid furnace]

So I make content about it so people get to know more

[lofty kindle]

That is correct.

[gloomy crest]

Why is Frank playing Noita for 100+ hours

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-a-point-jodie-walton-jbtzxclsv-ya-know-what-hold-on-gif-16819500

[plush swift]

bet

[lost venture]

oh well

[restive sandal]

someone drive me to the booth now

[fair shoal]

dang i was happy for a moment

[lofty kindle]

Discord error. Still thinks he is playing.

[lost venture]

shut up dick

wasnt asking you

[forest falcon]

so LAN-esque style of pvp at the moment? Any plans to implement fully online multiplayer later without split screen?

[indigo hare]

No the devs can just shit money jkjk

[river apex]

[indigo hare]

Yes it will be paid starting at early access

Price tbd

[astral ether]

I should read The King In Yellow at some point

[river apex]

Honestly Half Sword is one of the few games I'd actually pay for

[median mulch]

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THEDE

[sharp dust]

On early access theres gonna be a bajillion requests to get the game for free

[lofty kindle]

No updated information for multiplayer still follow what we have in the #faq.

[unborn kayak]

"pls give mony"

[lavish blade]

dude can you readd file attachments

[chrome wasp]

Do we have PvP build on steam or only on gamescom?

[river apex]

Honestly we've been spoiled with this demo

[forest falcon]

i meant at the booth

[lofty kindle]

Been happening since day one.

[lost venture]

there are a lot of games that are free and the devs are still doing good

[forest falcon]

don't really care about multiplayer in general

[sharp dust]

Damn

[indigo hare]

“I played the playtest and demo can I get the game for free?”

[forest falcon]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxm1-2TqAbJ9qsSL5MgLApBSNusVSfqOFW?si=8R2h2MoKmV4SX5n6

[lofty kindle]

What?

[hard swallow]

Dont ask. Just appreciate.

[sharp dust]

Exactly the dialogue in my head

[gloomy crest]

i just want sandbox like in itch.io version

[river apex]

Nah I was being serious the devs shit money

[wanton portal]

Ive played single player games for too long
I forgot how infuriating a 2v1 is in pvp games

[gloomy crest]

e

[unborn kayak]

WE love seth around these parts

[lost venture]

multiplayer gonna be a banger

[lofty kindle]

Splitscreen not LAN.

[forest falcon]

k

that answered my question

[lost venture]

how much is it gonna cost

[forest falcon]

thx

[vital copper]

Are there any plans to release any footage of the splitscreen pvp for people that can't make it to the event?

[lofty kindle]

To be Determined.

[lofty kindle]

Yes.

[plush swift]

As a Elin gamer
it is indeed good

[forest falcon]

might try it, looks fun

[woven yew]

where? hsg yt acc?

[lost venture]

but im guessing there will be no more updates till release ?

for demo

/playtest

[lofty kindle]

Eventually.

[lucid atlas]

Yes

[woven yew]

yipee

[vital copper]

Wonderful news

[lofty kindle]

Correct, we have no more content updates planned for the demo build.

[astral ether]

“I’m a very popular youtuber with 200 subscribers, I DEMAND to be given the game for free. Otherwise I will give it a SCATHING review”

[indigo hare]

[astral ether]

[lucid atlas]

Mcwonder, Are ye gonna settle your bouts with the red duelist on the event?

[sharp dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030805738777489463/1340470307164651520/output-onlinegiftools.gif

[lucid atlas]

only fitting that a community manager goes against a community manager after all..

[lofty kindle]

I will not be attending sadly, otherwise I would.

[lucid atlas]

darn

[unreal bay]

i am also not attending sadly, there was no budget

[kind tusk]

innit

[lost venture]

carnage or spoilance coming to multiplayer?

[plush wave]

I kinda hope we do eventually get the ability to do 1v1 LAN matches

[sharp dust]

https://tenor.com/view/war-gif-991293921595200744

[lofty kindle]

Remoteplay with splitscreen is an inevitability.

[crimson badger]

HALFSWORD PVP REAL?

[lost venture]

carnage or spoilance coming to multiplayer?

[woven yew]

affirmative but only in germany gamescom

[crimson badger]

[sharp dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1343547301033152514/1362816747291279360/untitled.gif

[agile helm]

carnage or spoilage coming to multiplayer?

[crimson badger]

[last whale]

carnage or spoilage coming to multiplayer?

[crimson badger]

How many times

[drowsy mesa]

fellas

its time to throw the tortoise

[agile helm]

until you tell us

specifically you

[sharp dust]

Carnage or spoilage coming to multiplayer?

[crimson badger]

Then you may continue until eternity

[lost venture]

carnage or spoilance coming to multiplayer?

[crimson badger]

[lavish blade]

spoilage

[sharp dust]

Spoilage

Its spoilance ik

Other guy (not shizton) misspelled

[quick torrent]

Fite me irl you cuckolds

[lavish blade]

carnance

[lost venture]

carnage or spoilage coming to multiplayer?

[sharp dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372956417312555050/1383501036597018644/Messenger_creation_327FE6FE-3833-4975-B5F6-807077AC880E.gif

[lavish blade]

take your meds, gramps

[quick torrent]

Hedgeborn

[dense socket]

Crying cause theres 0 percent chance i attend

[lavish blade]

willie we know its you

[last whale]

Pierre Le Fou appears

[lost venture]

?

unc

[restive trench]

are they going to be in pack 4?

[lucid atlas]

The jester is trying to rage bait you

[lavish blade]

no i js dmed you

[dreamy ginkgo]

what

[restive trench]

oh okay

[indigo hare]

He said fight him irl

Go fight HSG

[split mulch]

what day are they gonna add 1V1s

[indigo hare]

Early access will have split screen

[dreamy ginkgo]

doesn’t Willie say that

[dim lion]

omw

[last whale]

Blueberry Blueberry Blueberry hi

[dreamy ginkgo]

I knew it was blueberry I could tell by the name

[lost venture]

dricus or chimaev

[tribal sierra]

Several bald and shirtless men show up at your doorstep

[split mulch]

what about mult

[dim lion]

[lavish blade]

when is 3d artist going to be online

[split mulch]

multiplayer*

[dim lion]

#faq will have some in depth answers from the dev team

[dreamy ginkgo]

When will there be mod applications

[lavish blade]

.

[dim lion]

There are! Check the bottom of #faq

[tribal sierra]

Devs and community managers dont wanna say nothing yet, but this is DEFINETLY them testimg out how pvp would work, and if its reasonable to think they could implement it online

[dim lion]

Local Splitscreen is confirmed at the very least

#faq goes in depth on it

[simple cloak]

TIS but a scratch

[floral ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759054036128497694/1400837556991693002/GOOD.gif

[sharp dust]

https://tenor.com/view/ladiesman217-transformers-sam-witwicky-barricade-gif-22605394

[dim lion]

ibuprofen...

[floral ember]

i am back...

[dreamy ginkgo]

I don’t understand the time zone question

[woven yew]

I'm amazed that any kind of pvp is gonna be available at ea release. I was under the impression that we weren't multiplayer for ages

[untold wraith]

Mc called us little men

[lavish blade]

sujion

[floral ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1236764000927350868/1298843713459454052/caption.gif

[dim lion]

ARE YOU USERNAME LADIESMAN217!!

[untold wraith]

Im offended

[frozen thistle]

dragon DRAGON!!111

[dreamy ginkgo]

blueberry could you help me out I don’t understand the time zone question

[dim lion]

this is true

[frozen thistle]

dragons are the silliest creatures ever

[dim lion]

what time zone are you in? Just helps us gauge a few things

[frozen thistle]

(Im biased im a dragon)

[dreamy ginkgo]

ohh which I’m in

[dim lion]

EST, PST, ETC

[dim lion]

ye

[dim lion]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1208476836397318196/1219796918293762188/1710890792.solkkamal_img_6936.gif

[dreamy ginkgo]

can someone tell me which time zone Germany is otherwise I’ll google it because I ain’t sure myself 😭

[frozen thistle]

Silly :3!!

[dim lion]

CEST

[dreamy ginkgo]

alr thank you

[sharp dust]

Gmt +2 i think

[tribal sierra]

Exactly what i just said lol, they wanna add it, and are looking into how it would look like/play, but its extremely hard to do for a game like this lol.

[frozen thistle]

All i know is that where i live (vienna) has UTC+01:00

silly

[dim lion]

Pretty much! Physics based gameplay can be very difficult for online play, especially with unreal engine. The most we can do is wait to see

[tribal sierra]

I know we will get multiplayer eventually, its just gonna take a while. probably a long ahh while

[split stag]

wait so are we getting a pvp splitscreen update soon?

[sharp dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1400854539355033611/EVIL.gif

[dreamy ginkgo]

and what is the id question supposed to mean 😭 i thought its just what my username is

or is it the user id itself

[dim lion]

not quite no, but it may be ready to release with early access

[lofty kindle]

<@&1280388391824785442>

[dreamy ginkgo]

hi

[split stag]

ty

[summer wasp]

is this now multiplayer??

[dim lion]

To get your user id, you need to go into your discord settings and enable developer mode, from there, you'll be able to tap on your profile, and the little 3 dots, and you should be able to get your ID

[sharp dust]

Me when i dont fully read the announcement:

[dim lion]

Splitscreen will be tested

[dreamy ginkgo]

ohh alright I have dev mode on already I’ll js get it then thanks

[summer wasp]

no i no understand English that well

[indigo hare]

You should read the announcement

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-13062150862685254762

[summer wasp]

so on 1 pc u play or no

[frozen thistle]

rarawr...

[dim lion]

Pretty much! It will be on one PC, but will probably require controllers

[plush wave]

genuinely excited to see the gamescom footage

[summer wasp]

why no 2 pc i wan play with frend

[runic cove]

same

[sharp dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1400854539355033611/EVIL.gif

[dim lion]

Online play isn't as easy as Splitscreen. They are using Splitscreen as a way to start.

[indigo hare]

Well Thats just online multiplayer lol

[dim lion]

we may or may not get online multiplayer in the future, it's hard to tell currently

[indigo hare]

Which you can read #faq about

[summer wasp]

ok

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-sillly-bleh-gif-5818201130354939958

[long haven]

what do you reckon would be better vertical or horizontal? 🤔

[dim lion]

probably vertical in my personal experience

Would likely allow for the best fov with it

[long haven]

yeahh easier to see the full knight

or peasent

pesant

how do you spell it

[woven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[frozen thistle]

Dude i know some friendships will end when the update comes out

[zenith mulch]

Not only that

Wrong gif too😭

[dreamy ginkgo]

ffs dude I don’t know which one to select for the timezones bro

[dim lion]

Peasant

[dreamy ginkgo]

AGHHHGHHHH

[frozen thistle]

Its gonna be so funny to see clips of a friend absolutely destroying another friend and raging heavily its gonna be so fun to ragebait

[long haven]

nobody i know except me plays on controller so ill be okay for splitscreen

[dim lion]

imagine the drinking parties

[frozen thistle]

Fools guard his ass 🙏!!!

[zenith mulch]

I didnt even know you could use controller dude

[frozen thistle]

Fool guard, then do a perfect parry and boom

[dim lion]

[frozen thistle]

perfect reagebait

[frozen thistle]

NO NO NO NOT IN A WEIRD WAY MAN :(

I did not intend that im so sorry

[dim lion]

its not the best currently but they're working on better controller support

[dim lion]

[zenith mulch]

Nice

Wait a minute

Is that

[zenith mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-barricade-are-you-username-ladiesman217-ladiesman217-username-gif-22059366

God damn it

[dim lion]

we have a levelling system I'm sorry

[dreamy ginkgo]

sir ladiesman217 could you tell me which one to select for Germany 😭🙏 I don’t know my timezones

[dim lion]

still funny tho

[zenith mulch]

Fair enough

[dim lion]

THE GERMANY TIME ZONE

[dreamy ginkgo]

Which time zone is Germany 😭🙏

[frozen thistle]

Broo brake... 💔

[sharp dust]

Gmt +2 i believe

[dreamy ginkgo]

I’m sorry 😔

[sharp dust]

Idk tho

[frozen thistle]

LMAOO

[sharp dust]

Not sure

[dim lion]

This or CEST

[worldly vapor]

SPLITSCREEN PVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dim lion]

@dreamy ginkgo

[dreamy ginkgo]

Remember when you told me to stop bullying Willie? You’re doing it yourself now. Stop 😔 he doesn’t deserve this treatment

[dim lion]

every Willie needs a good wobble

[dreamy ginkgo]

I couldn’t see CET or CEST on GMT +2

[sharp dust]

Do you guys like breaking willies neck in the menu

[dreamy ginkgo]

no

[frozen thistle]

its funny as flip to do

[sharp dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1400854539355033611/EVIL.gif

[dim lion]

Yeah GMT+2 is CEST, same thing

[frozen thistle]

I always show my friends that you can snap willie's neck and then they instantly ask to try out the game

[dreamy ginkgo]

ok mb

[dreamy ginkgo]

#faq (I can’t find the channel)

[dim lion]

No worries man

[sharp dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1400854539355033611/EVIL.gif

[frozen thistle]

Ive had 5 friends try it out and two play it very often now im so happy

[dim lion]

spread halfsword propaganda

[frozen thistle]

I AM!! half sword is so good

I love picking up willie's and throwing them into the abyss

[green nova]

How to play?

[soft steeple]

split screen is coming???

[dim lion]

sorry getting back to this-- you'll unlock gif perms at level 2, and VC at level 3, just idly chatting will level you up.

You can check /rank in #stat-rank-check

[drowsy mesa]

i love shoving them against the fence with my own willie's body

[dim lion]

[drowsy finch]

I forgot that angry people exist

[dim lion]

that's me I'm the angry people

[sharp dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1400854539355033611/EVIL.gif

[lofty kindle]

Please do not forget to call Grandma and tell her you love her, and while your at it ask her if she has seen HS.

[drowsy mesa]

i love when the fence gets a little bitty bit of blood on it

[frozen thistle]

I will trust

[lofty kindle]

Wanna trade emails for a day?

[indigo hare]

I hate people who aren’t angry

[drowsy finch]

Please stop screaming at my boss while I’m on the phone with the furniture people

[lean shuttle]

People be using garry's mod to bypass the uk censorship law.

[dim lion]

mmmm I'll think about it

[dim lion]

I saw that 🥀

[lean shuttle]

its friggin hilarious

[drowsy finch]

Absolutely yes

[dreamy ginkgo]

is cst+2 the same as utc+2 (help)

[dim lion]

only slightly dystopian

[lean shuttle]

modern problems require modern solutions

[frozen thistle]

Medieval problems require medieval solutions

[dim lion]

My face when the entire government database does not know who Dr. Kleiner is

[lean shuttle]

yeah i know the law is horrible.

"its to protect the kids."

put parental controls on their devices bro

[drowsy finch]

It’s really awkward having to let them know that they have to talk to the furniture people

[sharp dust]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1400857812954910810/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus.gif

[dreamy ginkgo]

ladiesman217 is utc and cst +2 same thing

[lean shuttle]

its like that one time when people started submitting funny ids to bypass roblox age verification

[frozen thistle]

My friend once used a Gordon Freeman model to bypass the uk censorship stuff

[dim lion]

What time is it for you rn

[lean shuttle]

this thing is recent

[dreamy ginkgo]

17:12

[lean shuttle]

16:13 for me

[dreamy ginkgo]

17:13 now

[dim lion]

okay so you are in CEST lol, UTC is Universal Time

[dreamy ginkgo]

so which do I press

which do I pick

please tell me

[frozen thistle]

no

[dim lion]

brother I don't know the answers on the application thing lmao, you saying you can't pick CEST?

read it again

but slowly

[lean shuttle]

i think they are just doing a splitscreen at an indie gamers conference

[dreamy ginkgo]

I’ll find cest on there I’ll try

I haven’t seen it tho

There should be only one

#faq

[dim lion]

@lofty kindle I don't know what the mod application looks like in regards to this question so

can you help lol

[frozen thistle]

impossible for 40% of the people here

[dim lion]

At Gamescom, there will be a booth for indie games, halfsword will have a booth there

[frozen thistle]

im not smart myself tho im also kinda goofy

[dreamy ginkgo]

Well, I don’t see CEST

[dim lion]

there, they will be playtesting Splitscreen play with people who show up

[frozen thistle]

real

[dim lion]

no problem!

[dreamy ginkgo]

help 😓

[dim lion]

lowkey you'll have to wait for McWonder to reply because I have no idea what to tell you lol

[dreamy ginkgo]

can you ping me when he does

or something

[frozen thistle]

How dare you... so mean.... ragebaiting

[dim lion]

I imagine he will reply to you directly but if not, I will try

[lofty kindle]

#modmail Not a good time for this.

[dim lion]

my bad king

[idle mortar]

Wait so how do I play multiplayer

[indigo hare]

Go to gamescom

[dim lion]

you don't yet, it's to be playtested at Gamescom

[indigo hare]

Or wait for early access

[indigo hare]

Slowpoke

[idle mortar]

Bro I looked at gamescom website and half sword was not there

[frozen thistle]

I cant wait for it to come out its gonnab e so gaming

[indigo hare]

Damn

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-benjamin-harrison-pawn-stars-talk-bastards-those-bastard-lied-to-me-gif-17564603

[green nova]

[dreamy ginkgo]

poopie

[frozen thistle]

wow the chat slowed down a lil bit -w-

its dead actually 💔

[open sand]

Looks like they realized how much money they are sitting on with PvP

[toxic thistle]

I LIVE

[frozen thistle]

PvP is ognna be so silly

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-gif-14798873365048305742

[sullen latch]

When is gamescom

[frozen thistle]

Ready or not player 🙏 lets goo

[toxic thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-cat-cat-stare-rigby-tongue-gif-12118654088387148905

[frozen thistle]

me

The me in question:

[sullen latch]

Is the censor that bad?

[frozen thistle]

It wasnt even that bad, not in my eyes atleast

[toxic thistle]

they put underwear on previous naked suspects and console has some texture changes

[sullen latch]

So people are just exaggerating as always

They censored some things in ready or not

Lmao idk since i havent touched that game over a year, heard they changed some arrests, gave naked suspects some underwear and stuff, …

[dreamy ginkgo]

cheese

[dim lion]

they censored Willie bro he's not allowed to call us ragamuffin anymore 🥀

[indigo hare]

Split screen has been confirmed for a while now! They had it at the last event too.

[analog tundra]

Is the pvp build going to come out with early access?

[indigo hare]

Yes

[sullen latch]

Willie billie

[indigo hare]

Splitscreen will be in early access

[analog tundra]

Nice

[sullen latch]

Lmao they did it bc of releasing their games on console

[dim lion]

I mean like, on one end, I get it, they want to sell the game to a broader audience, but like

to censor the rest of the game for people that don't require it? That's a bit much.

[sullen latch]

I wish they added some blur effect tbh that looks way better

[pseudo cape]

Sorry if this has been asked a million times but will PVP include online multiplayer or just split screen

[sullen latch]

💸💸💸

[indigo hare]

Just split screen! You can read about online here #faq

[pseudo cape]

Thanks

[frozen thistle]

it does suck they went out of their way to censor the pc version but hey the gore is still the exact same and stuff so thats good

[indigo hare]

I LOVE CENSORSHIP

The only ship I’ll board is censor

[sullen latch]

Pls dont change blood with candies in half sword

[indigo hare]

We’ll do it like china and make all blood white

[dim lion]

I probably just won't get the game cause of it.
I have a strict belief that, if you pay for something, that is what you get.
to pay for something than have it drastically changed or taken away without any of your control is just wrong imo

companies like visa and MasterCard shouldnt be able to dictate what people do and don't buy

[frozen thistle]

I guess that's true yee

[pure kindle]

ragamuffin

[sullen latch]

Cash is king bro

[dim lion]

about that...

[sullen latch]

Noooooooo

[pure kindle]

mmm candy

[dim lion]

I would love to disagree but unfortunately I live in reality 🥀

[sullen latch]

Pinata ahhh enemies

[dim lion]

rgbillie

[unreal bay]

lmao i love this blood

[frozen thistle]

I heard in 2027 europe will try switching completely to digital money (most likely NOT gonna happen tho)

[sullen latch]

If u think about it, cash really is king

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-down-you-adam-sandler-gif-13760997572821101242

[sullen latch]

That’s not gonna work out lmao

[unreal bay]

ohh and early early dynamic RT cutting wounds

[frozen thistle]

yeah no it wont lel

[frozen thistle]

W HAT

[dim lion]

gay blood when???

[unreal bay]

this is from 2 years ago

[frozen thistle]

:(

[dim lion]

willcoin will rise

[frozen thistle]

I was getting so happy that i bought myself an RX 9070 and finally put it to good use

wait doesnt half sword turn on RT at high/epic settings?

[sullen latch]

I hope devs add emotes so i can do wednesday viral dance on enemies

[frozen thistle]

Im asking because it looks like it

[dim lion]

If you use dx12 it will enable shaders at high graphics or above

[unreal bay]

demo dooesnt have RT blood stuff

EA will

[dim lion]

Lumens and shaders*

[frozen thistle]

Noon i mean lighting, shadows

Because its UE5, Epic settings at DX12 feels like RT shadows is on

[lofty kindle]

Rainbow blood is cool, but I wanted glitter.

[unreal bay]

yes what that mod said

[dim lion]

why not both...

[frozen thistle]

Oh gaming I didnt see

[dim lion]

I've been reduced to "the mod"

[restive trench]

who r u?

[dim lion]

the mod

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-i-have-never-met-this-man-my-life-smile-gif-17171915

[frozen thistle]

that explains why back then my 1070 TI ran at 40 fps on high

thank gawd for me tgetting that 9070

[restive trench]

what type of modification

[dim lion]

lift kit on a backroads truck

[restive trench]

ha im funny see what idid there

[indigo hare]

Leg extensions

[lofty kindle]

Because glitter is a state asset, we didn't want to open a contract with the DOD to implement it.

[unreal bay]

i was working on glitter tech, but it might give ppl an epileptic attack

[dim lion]

Isn't this basically also a lift kit?

[restive trench]

true

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-wink-yes-आँख-मारना-gif-5795910

[dim lion]

man

[frozen thistle]

gg

[indigo hare]

I hate the guberment 😡

[lofty kindle]

They love you though.

[restive trench]

a contract with the DOD???
THE DRAGON OF DOJIMA???

[frozen thistle]

HOLY SHIIIIT

[restive trench]

we got kiryu working on halfsword before gta 6

[frozen thistle]

So fucking fire

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/raymond-everybody-loves-nice-gif-7322688

[frozen thistle]

So tahts why the punching in the game isnt too bad

kiryu is helping them with it!Q!!

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-syaos-british-english-ts-pmo-gif-18322740700124619850

[restive trench]

tigerdrop update when

im not gonna sugarcoat it

[frozen thistle]

Naur too OP

[restive trench]

aw

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-king-chris-gif-7732750089922629936

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-14525171131594481514

[dim lion]

brother there's a time and a place for jokes like this, and this ain't it

[vital copper]

Pantera pfp checks out

[dim lion]

exasperated sigh

[dim lion]

Nah don't put shade on my goat dimebag

https://tenor.com/view/dimebag-darrell-pantera-gif-6621055531861045906

[frozen thistle]

arguments

[vital copper]

Talking about phil, would never disrespect dimebag, rip

Taken too soon

[dim lion]

[indigo hare]

Sigh…

[frozen thistle]

They should add huge hammers in half sword in the future

[neat tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/markplier-gif-8620776467637854014

[vital copper]

Like a, warhammer...?

Perhaps 40k big?

[frozen thistle]

fast 360 move and slap a peasant right in the face with gauntlets on and crash the game

[frozen thistle]

biiig hammer

not too long handle, but biiig hammer shape in the end of the hammer of the shape of hammer the shape of hammer yes

[gloomy urchin]

rawr night chat

[vital copper]

Willie needs to buff up first

[frozen thistle]

rawr gn!!

[gloomy urchin]

i hope all of your pillows get cold buff

[frozen thistle]

that feel when i am waiting politely to become level two

KEEP TALKIN PEOPLE PLEASE I NEED TO KEEP TALKING WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A SCHIZO PLEASE!!!

[chrome knot]

frost warhammer from zo

[neat tundra]

who are you talking to

[vital copper]

Zo?

[round cliff]

idk this guy looks like a schizo

[dim lion]

idk man looks like himself

[frozen thistle]

who am i talking to is that willie

[lofty kindle]

That ship has sailed friend, welcome to the rubber clubhouse.

[frozen thistle]

NOOOO!! I WAS IN THE MENTAL HOSPITAL FOR 3 MONTHS PLEASE NOT AGAIN

PLEASEE

[chrome knot]

roblox zo

[vital copper]

Never played 🤷

[frozen thistle]

me to dragons

[chrome knot]

it would be so fast

[wanton portal]

I love when every teacher drops multiple projects in one day

so amazing

[vital copper]

I prefer it when the weapons feel heavy instead

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-clap-applause-jail-gif-9005449

jail

[vital copper]

Give me a good bonk with some technique involved over swiftness any day

[wanton portal]

we live in a society

[dim lion]

give me these stickers NOW

[chrome knot]

it is a heavy weapon

[wanton portal]

where we have to ask "why so serious"

[frozen thistle]

be my friend and then i will!!

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/jonkler-joker-gif-4939694494140375951

[indigo hare]

You never left

[chrome knot]

but it would move fast due to its slim shape

[dim lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1309389861240836106/Snapchat-1599405882.gif

[wanton portal]

slim shape?
sounds shady....

[frozen thistle]

I am a half sword fan :<!

[dim lion]

Sorry it was prime opportunity for that gif

[indigo hare]

Oh yeah what’s the character model name

[vital copper]

If it's heavy surely it isn't the air resistance that is an issue in regards to how quickly you can swing it?

[frozen thistle]

Willie

..righjt?

[dim lion]

Bald man

[frozen thistle]

is it actually bald man

[indigo hare]

Wrong it’s, “love of my life”

[plush wave]

Willie

[wanton portal]

Willie has hair
but its short

[dim lion]

bald man 1802 to be exact

[frozen thistle]

there were 1801 others!??!?!

[dim lion]

tomorrow there will be 1803

[frozen thistle]

holy carp

[dim lion]

Willie is a fungus that repopulates via spores

he will always

always make more

[frozen thistle]

He is just like the terminids in helldivers 2..

[chrome knot]

i dont know wym by that

[dim lion]

slim shady joke

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-cat-emotional-gif-23930229

[chrome knot]

only the head of the hammer is heavy except that its literally a really slim stick

[frozen thistle]

Hlep im constantly sneezing

[indigo hare]

Stop sneezing

You’re welcome

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241845595384315977/1399278848243400775/mercy.gif

[vital copper]

Yeah thats fair enough, i'm just saying since the really heavy part is at the end of the shaft willie would need to be hella strong to be able to swing it with any considerable speed

[scarlet creek]

the egg is back

[wanton portal]

wth

[frozen thistle]

i actually stopped as soon as you said that thanks

[chrome knot]

it will just need momentum

[wanton portal]

this meme is 5 years old now

[dim lion]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187940212752535672/1336771561809776732/ezgif.com-optimize1.gif

[warped cairn]

ikr

[chrome knot]

our willie is always strong

[vital copper]

In willie we trust 🙏

[warped cairn]

@quot

where's the quote bot

[wanton portal]

dead

[warped cairn]

what

[dim lion]

You need to know the secret tech

[vital copper]

It worked like 30 minutes sgo

[wanton portal]

we took the bot to a forest and gunned it down

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[wanton portal]

fuck its alive

[warped cairn]

wild

[dim lion]

You just need to know the secret tech.
.

[warped cairn]

@lost palm

[worldly vapor]

Poleaxe exists already.

[wanton portal]

I think he meants the unrealistic war hammers

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-19410756

[vital copper]

https://tenor.com/view/chairon-warhammer-40000-40k-space-marine-gif-9205134510309967270

Embed fail again

[worldly vapor]

Is this not good enough

[vital copper]

Ight ima head out

[frozen thistle]

blblblblbl i know but literally fulll on normal hammer that wasnt intended for actual combat but could be used for that

[warped cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[frozen thistle]

this is not. my friend was NOT satisfied by the weapon

[warped cairn]

more

we need MORE

[neat tundra]

devs please add fantasy ahistorical weapons that willie wouldnt even be able to wield

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/titus-warhammer-40k-space-marines-2-gif-1403288159896478347

[frozen thistle]

real

[wanton portal]

yeahhhh like the fictional Katana!!!!

[worldly vapor]

I would like to see a Dolabra

[restive trench]

willie schizo arc when

he sees a big ass lightsaber, he grabs it, turns out its horse shit

[dense mulch]

Chivalry already has that covered tho, and is fucking dumb IMO

[warped cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/thinking-math-calculate-gif-8228921

[wanton portal]

but Chivalry's DEAD

[dense mulch]

Would rather IRL ahistorical weapons if we ever do ahistorical anything (anything middle east or east asian)

[worldly vapor]

Dolabra.

[wanton portal]

yeahhh like the zanpakto

[worldly vapor]

Dolabra

[lofty kindle]

Chiv players keep kicking my ass, META players make me cry.

[worldly vapor]

I will never stop glazing DOlabra

[warped cairn]

glaze lord

[dense mulch]

Do what I do. Main footman, throw medkits, fully expect to die without getting a kill because you're playing the game's version of a medic class

[warped cairn]

who deleted my message

unreal

[scarlet creek]

what is this weird ass game

[warped cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-squidward-bad-day-mood-gif-17692437710585122498

[worldly vapor]

I love the Roman Empire

[warped cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-fade-to-black-serious-stare-moody-gif-4727737365741678815

[worldly vapor]

Holy crap I watched 1 vtuber burping compilation and now theyre infecting my recommended

[neat tundra]

why did you watch 1

[worldly vapor]

I lied I watched 3

[lofty kindle]

We weren't playing Chiv that's the problem. There is a game I am playtesting, CHIV and Mordhau players are drawn to it. Im stuck learning a game witha playerbase of no life sweats. It's Dark and Darker all over again!

I was not built pvp.

[lavish blade]

thats where i come in

cool emoji

[worldly vapor]

saw it on r/kitchencels so I had to

[neat tundra]

folded under zero pressure

[warped cairn]

did u lie

u watched more 100%

[lofty kindle]

Looks like Exanima.

[dense mulch]

Is the medic class actually fun in that game?

[neat tundra]

that is 100% exanima

[worldly vapor]

yea it actually covered multiple modes of expelling byproduct from the human body

I cant talk about it in more detail

[scarlet creek]

ik it is but I never expected it to become so weird look at this thing

[wanton portal]

xenomorph>

[worldly vapor]

It was horrific so I had to close them all down prematurely

[wanton portal]

??

[lofty kindle]

I thought there was always monsters and magic?

[scarlet creek]

yes but not as goofy looking as the pregnant bird looking demon

truly a peak game

[wanton portal]

monsters and magic sounds like a bootleg dnd

[worldly vapor]

like Might and Magic

[warped cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334322

[lavish blade]

reverse grip quarterstaff

[dense mulch]

@lofty kindle actually, does the game you're playtesting have a medic class? Cuz I'll admit that I play medic cuz i'm bad at games

[lofty kindle]

The best demons are the ones that make you uncomfortable and question reality.

[warped cairn]

what are some examples

[lofty kindle]

No classes at all. The game is focused on 6 directional attacking/blocking. Swords are the only weapon type. Swords can be upgraded and they track your kills.

You can level up your stats and perks. It's more like DaD then Chiv. It just attracks allot of those players.

[warped cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-gingerbread-man-jelly-bean-poop-candies-gif-5051080

[wanton portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1394552049034727535/1397808863281156156/attachment.gif

[indigo hare]

roger

[warped cairn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290060192620482580/1296093644486479883/copy_5D2C4276-E3CF-4623-B4D5-E738323018C6.gif

[dim lion]

wow chat has some cursed images today

[vital copper]

I feel for you, I would hate going up against chivalry/mordhau sweats

[neat tundra]

I need roger

[warped cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-roger-american-dad-gif-10393255

[lofty kindle]

They make you question the decisions you have made with your life.

[vital copper]

To say the least, often they give me some very destructive thoughts so to speak, main reason I quit 🤷‍♂️

Can't a bard just stay silly?

[neat tundra]

chivalry players spending 40 dollars to never have fun because they can only play for an hour a week and cant develop the skills to beat the veteran player population.

[indigo hare]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ_F1BtscWk

[vital copper]

Lifegoals right there, if only I wasn't busy with pesky things like work and had hundreds of hours to nolife in a game

[scarlet creek]

imagine not getting it for free in epic games

[neat tundra]

imagine getting chivalry

[indigo hare]

imagine getting

[lofty kindle]

I always forget to check the monthly games!

[vital copper]

Epic games launcher gives me a headache

[scarlet creek]

sometimes epic games gives good games for free

[neat tundra]

I dont care how many games are free every month I am not installing the epic games launcher

[scarlet creek]

I got sifu, dead island 2, chivalry 2 and idk what else for free in epic games

but yeah the epic games launcher UI sucks

[lofty kindle]

You will never learn UE with that attitude.

[scarlet creek]

so I never bothered to play these games

[vital copper]

I have gotten a bunch of free games but only when friends tell me what is free

Otherwise I forget to check

[lofty kindle]

Sifu is a solid game. Fun concept.

[neat tundra]

I dont want to learn unreal engine I want to voice act half sword

[vital copper]

Cuckold!

[drowsy finch]

https://youtube.com/shorts/8PUyy5ukWY0?si=zZj8K2e9vIGx9-T5 @indigo hare

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-explain-gif-26611114

[lofty kindle]

Same I just booted up EGS becuase we are talking about it lol.

[vital copper]

On my porch drinking a beer so I can't rn

What is free?

[lofty kindle]

You already have mission accomplished!

[unreal bay]

if we ever need to censor for what ever reason

[vital copper]

Hedgeborn!

[lucid atlas]

Did you get the old medieval accent right tho

[lucid atlas]

Rainbow blood returns

[lofty kindle]

When we get there you will get there 👍.

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/jenna-marbles-dont-expose-me-like-this-exposed-green-gif-19754365

[unreal bay]

Rainbow blood 2.0 returns

[lofty kindle]

Nothing I want personally.

[drowsy finch]

Release it for pride month

[neat tundra]

I will have to discuss that with franky and Ivan privately because I dont know.

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-haha-not-funny-hahaha-evil-laugh-laughing-gif-17347025675359632212

[teal valley]

Yev got silenced

[lucid atlas]

oh… Imo you should probably work on it now

shit’s pretty hard to get right

[drowsy finch]

https://preview.redd.it/in-honor-of-pride-month-heres-the-original-its-pride-month-v0-2von9g60cf4f1.png?auto=webp&s=9789289bf24d2b5489241f8f6087c1a517d4080d

[vital copper]

Road redemption is so fun if you play with a couple of friends tho, even bought it 🚨

Very inspired by the old ps1 motorcycle racing game that is in the same kinda genre

[drowsy finch]

I like it when the pinkertons kill you or whatever

[lofty kindle]

Is it any good SP? I mostly play offline games.

[vital copper]

Don't even know if SP is an option tbh, you'll have to check unfortunately

[trim copper]

free games in the epic games store kinda suck these days

[vital copper]

https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-rdr-red-dead-redemption-gif-23340978

Again? Ffs

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825273448149286922/1315338358188150864/1733634972526851.gif

[lofty kindle]

Is that EGS's fault or the fault of devs making undesirable games?

[lofty kindle]

You have to reach lvl2 for embed perms.

[scarlet creek]

the gay blood

[vital copper]

That explains a lot, thought I was just super unlucky

[trim copper]

egs's fault because they have no taste in games

[drowsy finch]

ẞlood

[vital copper]

Do you level up by just being active in chat?

[drowsy finch]

You level up by killing people

[trim copper]

yes

[vital copper]

I think with my hours i've killed enough

Justice for the willies we've lost

[scarlet creek]

just talk a crapton of non sense in chat trust

that's how I leveled up

[vital copper]

I'd like to make a little sense atleast

[dim lion]

You can check /rank in #stat-rank-check

[trim copper]

i dont think willie counts as a person

[dim lion]

once you're level 2 you unlock gif and image perms. Level 3 unlocks VC

[trim copper]

hes a fungus

[rain bluff]

what the fuck

[vital copper]

The cloning factory r&d guys will be very disappointed by this

[vital copper]

It happens, enjoy it ;)

[stone dagger]

😍 😍

[rain bluff]

he died

[vital copper]

You need to work on your grappling then

[warm shoal]

just make the blood white

throat goat

[unreal bay]

no

[vital copper]

Fabulous 🌈

[indigo hare]

Please! I want white puddles surrounding my Willie!

[nimble shale]

This player vs player better be on youtube

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1384213515715481846/1398517946640367746/attachment.gif

[indigo hare]

What in the scp is that

[clever bronze]

What the

[quick quartz]

What's new?

[indigo hare]

?

[drowsy finch]

He is hallucinogenic

[quick quartz]

What was added to the game?

[indigo hare]

Did you read the announcement

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/scav-prototype-scav-scav-game-gif-5059476252344579500

[quick quartz]

yes

[indigo hare]

Then wdym what was added

[neat tundra]

they added waiting to half sword

[worldly vapor]

mY LFIE i sOVER

[vital copper]

They said it would be released eventually, patience!

[lavish blade]

ghm

i see ur back from the abyss

[magic walrus]

So the pvp is coming to the playtest?

Or are you referring to the YouTube video of it?

[wanton portal]

Im so hungry I could eat a

[indigo hare]

Early access will have split screen

[zinc moth]

Did they add multiplayer

[vital copper]

I asked earlier and they said they would release some footage of the split screen on youtube eventually if I understood it correctly, don't qoute me on it :)

[indigo hare]

I know you didn’t ignore the one message above you

[magic walrus]

Ah so it won’t be out til the games out completely?
That’s fair enough tbh

[jaunty grail]

Wait can you actualy do 1v1 multiplayer

[indigo hare]

Y’all are killing me

[full thunder]

how does the new update work guys? i did not get on the game yet and want to tell my friend about it, but im not sure of what has been added, can smn please tell me?

[vital copper]

Yeah seems like it, won't add anything to the demo build, we'll have to wait until early access :)

[indigo hare]

I say again

[indigo hare]

There is no new update

Read the #announcements please

[zinc moth]

Shut it

[magic walrus]

There’s no new update, the pvp thing is going on in gamecon

[indigo hare]

Learn to read

[hazy agate]

comically large hammer

[zinc moth]

Learn to speak

[indigo hare]

What?

[zinc moth]

Be extraterrestrial

[magic walrus]

I can't wait for early access it's gonna be so freaking good

[cosmic kraken]

pls a maj pls half sword 😭

[scarlet creek]

this feels so good

[zinc moth]

Whats that

[vital copper]

Yeah same, I don't care about the cost, just give me more half sword!

[scarlet creek]

the game is exanima

[magic walrus]

Honestly yeah, same, I think any of the prices they gave us are fair

[zinc moth]

Half sword rip off

[trim copper]

you heard him, LEARN TO SPEAK

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-think-meme-jgmm-cat-think-meme-ragebait-gif-14788872422707786751

[indigo hare]

i cant read

[vital copper]

Illiterate gang rise up

[magic walrus]

I hope they add some Mongol Empire era stuff, I know they fell apart in the 1360s so about a 60ish years before the game supposedly takes place as far as I understand, but it'd be cool to see still

[vital copper]

Horse archery when?

[magic walrus]

I have no clue how'd they get archery to work in a game like this

Is that actually something they're planning as far as we know?

[indigo hare]

some form of ranged weapon

[eternal cedar]

I’m ready for pvp even if it’s just fists

[vital copper]

I can't even get throwing weapons correct, bows would be a nightmare 😭

[magic walrus]

That'll be interesting

[gusty geode]

imagine trying to load a crossbow

[vital copper]

My willie could never

[gusty geode]

but like the crank crossbows

idk what theyre called

[vital copper]

Kcd2 made it clear enough to me how hard it is

[magic walrus]

I was never much a fan of KCD honestly

[trim copper]

wow i thought you couldnt read... you lied...,,..,,..,.,...

[magic walrus]

I played the first I wasn't much of a fan of it

[vital copper]

Haven't played the first one, second one was really good tho

[gusty geode]

hes using my eyes

[magic walrus]

I might give it another try some time

[vital copper]

Altough the combat gets very stale after a while compared to half sword

Think of it more like a rpg compared to a fighting simulator and it all lands

[magic walrus]

I think half sword has genuienly got my favourite combat mechanics of all

[vital copper]

For sure

[indigo hare]

im also a very big liar

and very handsome and cool

and funny

and modest

[trim copper]

well learn to speak

[magic walrus]

Can we get a plague with big pus filled swollen buboes feature?

[indigo hare]

sorry i cant read this

[magic walrus]

New attack method, cough on the enemy

[worldly vapor]

Dude

[vital copper]

Calm down grandfather

[wary cliff]

My brother gave me a longboard today, idk why but cool asf

[indigo hare]

are you going to use it

[trim copper]

learn to speak (if you dont/ cannot read this whole message you hate willie feet)

[indigo hare]

🙁

[wary cliff]

Ill learn first ye, i always wanted to try skate

[magic walrus]

or even better, a twist on battle royale... Survival Royale
100 people, but you don't even fight eachother, you just try to survive 1400s London, last one alive wins

[indigo hare]

longboarding looks like fun but also real dangerous

[vital copper]

Putting willie in london is way too cruel....

[gloomy crest]

which one will kill you first? The knives or lack of dental hygiene

[worldly vapor]

willie becomes a freemason

[magic walrus]

Yeah honestly maybe the "winner" is the real loser

[wary cliff]

You cant do tricks with them but its cool to just ride on it

[magic walrus]

i imagine both

[lavish blade]

you can LITERALLY see where i hit him

[worldly vapor]

The answer is typhoid or dysentery

or a wound infection

or freezing to death

[magic walrus]

Or the smell of the Thames

Or maybe slipping int oit

[worldly vapor]

Realistically though you would probably just be doing manual labor for most of your life.

[magic walrus]

or a cold, don't forget the common cold

[rose horizon]

multiplayer update?

[magic walrus]

nope, likely not out til early access

[rose horizon]

uh

[magic walrus]

Yeah but that's the gamble, is the rest of your life 30 years (at most probably) or 30 minutes

[worldly vapor]

Nah you could definitely live till your 50s or 60s

especially if you moved out of the city

[magic walrus]

Honestly I doubt I'd want to

[worldly vapor]

Farm life back then was most excellent

[magic walrus]

no no thats the cruelty of my Survival Royale

You must stay in london

[worldly vapor]

[magic walrus]

Better try to befriend the rats beefore they give ye the plague

[worldly vapor]

Black death was already over by half sword times

[magic walrus]

It was over majorly, but it still was around in london

Just popped up in smaller more local breakouts

Just better hope that's not arounnd where you live

[runic cove]

Moai had to painfully tell people 50 times that splitscreen's coming in EA

Has anyone got a counter how many times he had to tell

[magic walrus]

uhh atleast thrice

[lavish blade]

when was black death

[worldly vapor]

like 1350

[lavish blade]

oh

[frigid bison]

MULTIPLAYER IMMA BUSS

YESS

[nimble shale]

I hope they add a japanese DLC, or some Arabian stuff

[frigid bison]

I’m fully prepared to beat my friends ass in half sword

[worldly vapor]

130 years after the establishment of permanent universities by the way. time is crazy

[frigid bison]

I just copped some soul food from the deli and now I hear half sword gonna do PvP?! Today just getting better and better

[nimble shale]

Dueling as a samurai

[magic walrus]

That'd be cool, though I have trouble knowing how they'd implement Japanese stuff as they were super secluded

[runic cove]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-jesse-pinkman-sad-jesse-pinkman-sad-breaking-bad-jesse-pinkman-sad-gif-24555445

Its splitscreen

[magic walrus]

Unless they just decide to not care for authenticity

But from what I see they seem to want to keep it fairly authentic for the location

[worldly vapor]

they could always just make a DLC thats set in japan with a sandbox freemode

[magic walrus]

Oh yeah they could

I didn't think of that

[nimble shale]

Is there like a campaign for half sword when it comes out???

[frigid bison]

Still man that’ll be fun ash! Me and my girl can play it

[magic walrus]

There might be, I think I heard talk of one once

But take that with a grain of salt

I enjoy Half Sword but follow the updates very loosely, so I can't say I'm a reliable source lol

[indigo hare]

It would be a good idea imo but, afaik they want to be as historically accurate(and in terms of combat) to the setting as possible while still being a fun game

[indigo herald]

pvp is coming to half sword boys.... no more mods for us

[magic walrus]

In Early Access

[worldly vapor]

Maybe they could make another game lol

half sword combat system is just too good to be stuck in 1 place and 1 time period imo

[chrome dagger]

they said splitscreen

so mb local pvp

[lavish blade]

i flung a dude across the map

[magic walrus]

That's honestly fine with me, as it means Mongol stuff might make an appearance

https://tenor.com/view/cengiz-khan-gif-3808213440355086785

oop that gif didnt work

[worldly vapor]

jurchen pagoda cavalry armor would be crazy in half sword

[magic walrus]

I don't see the point of making a new game, I reckon just making expansions, like a map system where you could select regions to fight in

[magic walrus]

Oh yeah, my favourite armor set of all time probably

[worldly vapor]

They probably want to keep it separate to avoid fallin down the mordhay/chiv 2 rabbit hole

slippery slope

otherwise the vision of the game becomes convoluted and malleable

[magic walrus]

What happened with those two games? I own both but never played Mordhau and played Chivalry 2 for maybe 10 hours at most

[gloomy crest]

tis but lies for willie strongwhiteblood

[worldly vapor]

Theyre basically just stagnating eternally

[magic walrus]

Oh, I see

I mean I reckon making a whole new game might cause more stagnation as it'll be two projects being worked on

[worldly vapor]

Mordhau added a new map where the defenders win every time.

[magic walrus]

I think making expansions for the one game will make it easier for the developers too

[proven night]

The biggest rabbit hole chiv 2 fell in was the ballerina fights that slowly killed the game off

Sorry chiv

[worldly vapor]

I fucking hate chiv 2/mordhau drag tech and spinny shit so much

[proven night]

Idk about chiv ,
2

Damn mfw they never truly fixed it lmao

[magic walrus]

I got both Mordhau and Chivalry 2 for free on Epic Games once, I can't talk for Mordhau as I've nevr played it but I didn't find Chivalry 2 very replayable, I found it stale after a few hoursw

[scarlet creek]

ballerina fights?

[proven night]

"Fights that look like fights" btw : D