ok bro I laughed too hard at this
#general-catfish-π±π
spice patrol
small spoke
heh you're speaking the truth we're so tuff and alpha wolfs these people are a bunch of soft betas
waxen zenith
https://tenor.com/view/wolf-wolves-werewolf-werewolf-meme-werewolf-transformatio...
Shutup chump
spice patrol
Chat stop I'm wheezing
indigo hare
https://tenor.com/view/wolf-wolves-werewolf-werewolf-meme-werewolf-transformatio...
So true king
worldly vapor
@indigo hare HI
small spoke
So true king
Thanks king
small spoke
scotland
Evil Scotland
worldly vapor
scotland
Evil Scotland
Its actually Good France
oak olive
guys i figured out the answewr to the best weapon debate
small spoke
Which is?
oak olive
im not gonna tell you
dense pagoda
guys i figured out the answewr to the best weapon debate
axe
dry shale
guys i figured out the answewr to the best weapon debate
Poleaxe
oak olive
wait until someone i like or i am neutral with asks
dry shale
wait until someone i like or i am neutral with asks
Am I neutral with you
oak olive
no i dont like you
oak olive
nope
small spoke
wait until someone i like or i am neutral with asks
Oh so no one
lavish blade
what weapon should i make
dense pagoda
halberd
lavish blade
mhm yes
oak olive
no there are people i like or am neutral with
small spoke
what weapon should i make
A Chromebook
dense pagoda
already exiss
we're talking aboutbest weapon not adding weapon
oak olive
already exiss
vougle
lavish blade
oh
small spoke
no there are people i like or am neutral with
are those " people" actually inanimate objects
oak olive
already exists
dont talk to me
waxen zenith
If you think about it the most versatile weapon is a rock
oak olive
are those " people" actually inanimate objects
no
lavish blade
dont talk to me
im not kidding
oak olive
also dont talk to me
waxen zenith
Projectile and blunt
oak olive
im not either stop talking to me
dry shale
If you think about it the most versatile weapon is a rock
Every weapon is just a rock
small spoke
I don't think this is even a bit anymore she's been hating on everyone I've seen talk to her for like a month now
waxen zenith
Every weapon is just a rock
Except fire, then that's just hot air
small spoke
waxen zenith
We need a weapon designed to shatter others
lavish blade
Projectile and blunt
projectiles are hard to test
dry shale
Except fire, then that's just hot air
You can make it by banging rocks together tho
lavish blade
+they're hard to use
small spoke
Projectiles?
oak olive
We need a weapon designed to shatter others
true
small spoke
Wait halfsword has Projectiles now
dry shale
Wait halfsword has Projectiles now
Not yet
lavish blade
Wait halfsword has Projectiles now
you can make them yea
dry shale
Still waiting for it to be released?
Ye
small spoke
you can make them yea
Thought modders said it was impossible
dry shale
you can make them yea
Proof or impossible
lavish blade
it was not
oak olive
Just throw your sword then it's a projectile
exactly monarch you get it
lavish blade
Am I just tweaking
i said that projectiles that are infinite use arent possible
small spoke
oh
small spoke
i said that projectiles that are infinite use arent possible
Make ak-47 mod plz
oak olive
glock 22
small spoke
What about a missile
lavish blade
Make ak-47 mod plz
WHAT did i JS SAY
oak olive
glock 22 please chrome 334
small spoke
WHAT did i JS SAY
That projectiles that are infinite use are possible?
waxen zenith
I think we need gauntlets as a peasant weapon
Just wrapped leather around their fists
small spoke
I think we need gauntlets as a peasant weapon
Why would a peasent have a gauntlet
dense pagoda
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255232299394535425/1275221336158896139/t...
me
waxen zenith
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255232299394535425/1275221336158896139/t...
I drink cherry coca cola even though it's not very good for me
small spoke
I drink cherry coca cola even though it's not very good for me
Cherry and vanilla coca cola are goated
dense pagoda
I drink cherry coca cola even though it's not very good for me
i drink pepsi even though its not very good for me
waxen zenith
Me too man me too
spark quartz
Cherry and vanilla coca cola are goated
nicotine is that you
oak olive
i need to piss
small spoke
https://tenor.com/view/head-on-fire-wake-up-stan-twt-confused-headache-gif-75839...
What the fuck am I watching
worldly vapor
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266530965770080366/1309594302544089119/t...
amazing gif
small spoke
amazing gif
Thank you king
spark quartz
amazing gif
what about mine Binbows isnt mine amazing too
spark quartz
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1266530965770080366/1309594302544089119/t...
I will be stealing this btw
last whale
small spoke
I will be stealing this btw
Ok king
oak olive
hi shizton from indonesia
last whale
hi shizton from indonesia
Hi hello
small spoke
imagine lwkey being 68
67 and 69 are popular
66 is known for order 66
spark quartz
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1011858573564858398/1321507277659701268/a...
SHIZZY
worldly vapor
Thank you king
I feel bad for that French Canadian guy because I dont think he fully understood when I said that he was of a superior make it was a post-post-ironic statement
This is like when you say the word R1zz in real life and everyone looks confused and you feel ashamed.
small spoke
I feel bad for that French Canadian guy because I dont think he fully understood...
I think he thought you were saying something racist or something π
waxen zenith
I shidded in my britches
oak olive
This is me btw
mood
lost palmBOT
I shidded in my britches
waxen zenith
The world makes a mockery of me every day
worldly vapor
The world makes a mockery of me every day
small spoke
The world makes a mockery of me every day
So true king us alphas can never catch a break
small spoke
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241309752307224667/1391707357439856730/I...
I saw this TikTok too
I found it very funny I even reposted it
waxen zenith
Please stop pinging me nic I don't like you
small spoke
I didn't even ping you btw
waxen zenith
Even though you did
small spoke
Even though you did
Send proof buddy
waxen zenith
I think the yellow message means ping
small spoke
I think the yellow message means ping
Well it does but I always turn it off usually
pearl coral
hi
small spoke
Sometimes I send it on mistake without the ping but I'm 99% sure I did not ping you when I replied to that gif
waxen zenith
So why lie to me nicotine
last whale
pearl coral
My birthday two and a half weeks
waxen zenith
Hi two and a half weeks
small spoke
My birthday two and a half weeks
why does your birthday last two and a half week's
happy early birthday
waxen zenith
why does your birthday last two and a half week's
Leap hear mabe
waxen zenith
I was born on April 1st
last whale
worldly vapor
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1357560974030405713/2...
We all needed this tonight.
pearl coral
Imagine being born on a leap year tho βοΈ
7/32/2025
worldly vapor
Imagine being born on a leap year tho βοΈ
I will never forgive those mfers who say "i was born on a leap year so im only 6 years old"
small spoke
I will never forgive those mfers who say "i was born on a leap year so im only 6...
Just say your age without leap year instead
worldly vapor
Nic shidded in his briches writing this
small spoke
π
oak olive
Just say your age without leap year instead
ok, im years old
small spoke
ok, im years old
Hi years old I'm nic
oak olive
Hi years old I'm nic
didnt i say not to talk to me peasent
small spoke
https://tenor.com/view/common-rain-frog-frog-in-train-frog-looking-out-train-win...
It is truly magnificent this gif
A frog that Will not live long is thinking about how beautiful nature is and life is
oak olive
dont talk to me
pearl coral
why everybody hate nic
small spoke
why everybody hate nic
π I don't know
worldly vapor
It is truly magnificent this gif
A frog that Will not live long is thinking abo...
He has the body type of Hank from Breaking Bad
small spoke
π
waxen zenith
Fuck nic
last whale
Nic, more like Nick
small spoke
the best gets hated ig βοΈ
small spoke
ping me coward
It's muscle memory
pearl coral
thoughts?
oak olive
the best gets hated ig βοΈ
the worst gets hated
waxen zenith
Not Enoguh Conspitpation
Cuz I shidded in my britches huh
pearl coral
What is this slop
Clash Royale
worldly vapor
Cuz I shidded in my britches huh
ype Shit.
pearl coral
You're still addicted??
yes i have surpassed the guy that introduced me to the game
last whale
Clash Royale
More like Trash Royale
small spoke
yes i have surpassed the guy that introduced me to the game
Isn't it like 5 years old
pearl coral
this my favorite card
oak olive
Isn't it like 5 years old
you're 5 years old
pearl coral
they should add star levels to prince and dark prince
knight should get a helmet for star level 3/4
worldly vapor
this my favorite card
They should add the black knight from motny python and the holy grail
waxen zenith
They should add the black knight from motny python and the holy grail
How if he has no limbs
worldly vapor
https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-tisbutascratch-knight-funny-gif-9050905
Do you remember the 3 headed knight
pearl coral
this my second favorite card
oak olive
level 10
waxen zenith
Do you remember the 3 headed knight
I'm thinky that is called a hired dra
worldly vapor
I'm thinky that is called a hired dra
waxen zenith
Hi hiredra
pearl coral
why he griss himself
last whale
Do you remember the 3 headed knight
Methinks yes
worldly vapor
why he griss himself
LOL
last whale
why he griss himself
The fuck does griss mean
pearl coral
use context clues
last whale
use context clues
Nay
oak olive
green piss
waxen zenith
It's not a real word how would I contextually clue it
oak olive
It's not a real word how would I contextually clue it
com on man
last whale
This???
pearl coral
It's not a real word how would I contextually clue it
people said this to shakespeare
worldly vapor
It's not a real word how would I contextually clue it
The entire point of doing that is to determine the meaning of unknown words
waxen zenith
Yeah but those are words we don't know, not words that nobody knows
small spoke
why he griss himself
I actually wanna know what you mean by griss
pearl coral
Yeah but those are words we don't know, not words that nobody knows
shakespeare
worldly vapor
sharid dont like it..................................
last whale
Hey Bubby, guess what
small spoke
Jarvis pull up the photo a knight fully armored with a helmet with a arrow in a opening in his helmet to see
waxen zenith
Chicken butt
pearl coral
i desperately want a new spear with vamplate so i can use it like a lance
pearl coral
can i clutch this up chat?
waxen zenith
I hope the worst befalls your king
last whale
can i clutch this up chat?
oak olive
can i clutch this up chat?
i hope the best befalls your king
last whale
Dead chat
oak olive
its been 30 seconds bro
oak olive
oh i see sorry monarch
last whale
oh i see sorry monarch
spark quartz
shizton more like uh, shiz a ton
oak olive
shizton more like uh, shiz a ton
unc
worldly vapor
Shidded his briches
last whale
shizton more like uh, shiz a ton
I'm gonna shiz a ton in your mouth
spark quartz
I'm gonna shiz a ton in your mouth
ayo
indigo hare
oak olive
It's not a real word how would I contextually clue it
isnt this how languages was made
last whale
WAIT
spark quartz
bro said something so heinous it awoke Easter π
lavish blade
last whale
Am I getting banned chat
spark quartz
nah
last whale
Thank goodness
oak olive
Am I getting banned chat
banished to cambodia
spark quartz
unless
last whale
banished to cambodia
NOOOOOOO
small spoke
banished to cambodia
Banished to a country he lives in?
spark quartz
Banished to a country he lives in?
so true nic
last whale
Banished to a country he lives in?
I'M NOT CAMBODIAN
oak olive
Banished to a country he lives in?
i said dont talk to me
oak olive
I'M NOT CAMBODIAN
we know your thai
small spoke
ok jeez
last whale
we know your thai
last whale
cobalt shoal
last whale
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1386715673870471218/1399558632030339163/I...
Kitty
cobalt shoal
Kbitty.
cobalt shoal
cobalt shoal
last whale
indigo hare
we know your thai
Shhh..
oak olive
sorry maam
jaunty mural
Does anyone know how to deal with longswords
keen shore
you can feel the willy in his dih
jaunty mural
i hate them, always getting instakilled by them
last whale
Does anyone know how to deal with longswords
Simply have skill, very easy
worldly vapor
Does anyone know how to deal with longswords
put your sword between your body and their sword and hope they dont swing around it
last whale
this is not helpful
It is very helpful
jaunty mural
put your sword between your body and their sword and hope they dont swing around...
thanks
jaunty mural
"git gud" isnt anything helpful cuz im asking specifically for ways to git gudder
not just "uhh git gud"
worldly vapor
thanks
btw if they keep their sword straight ahead in this pose that means theyre probably going to try to stab you
oak olive
thanks boss
worldly vapor
in that cose dont block and just try to dodge it
last whale
Binbows, more like Basedbows
oak olive
Binbows, more like Basedbows
true
lavish blade
btw if they keep their sword straight ahead in this pose that means theyre proba...
is ts pflug
jaunty mural
btw if they keep their sword straight ahead in this pose that means theyre proba...
thanks
worldly vapor
is ts pflug
idk what that is Chrome334.
last whale
is ts pflug
What is this language
lavish blade
idk what that is Chrome334.
it IS pflug
jaunty mural
most annoying thing longsword willies seem to do
worldly vapor
it IS pflug
the shoes are a dead giveaway
jaunty mural
is constantly aim for my kneecaps
and its quite annoying
i mean its smart
but annoying
worldly vapor
is constantly aim for my kneecaps
are you using shield or longsword?
jaunty mural
im using a buckler right now
they specifically seem to constant thrust and try to take out my knees
not slash them
oak olive
btw if they keep their sword straight ahead in this pose that means theyre proba...
i like this guys fit
worldly vapor
they specifically seem to constant thrust and try to take out my knees
anticipate it and step back, then lunge forward and use your buckler and sword to arrest their weapon and hack them to pieces
very close quarters
jaunty mural
anticipate it and step back, then lunge forward and use your buckler and sword t...
thanks
dawn valley
hey guys i am getting fatal error on DX 11 and 12 even with low blood and gore.
worldly vapor
thanks
make sure to hold out both the sword and the buckler at the same time, use them together as basically one giant shield, it's very difficult to reach past it
jaunty mural
make sure to hold out both the sword and the buckler at the same time, use them ...
yeah tysm
just tried that and it works pretty well
always seem to somehow get chipped in the face by.. I think the tip of his sword?
I dont even know because it doesnt look like hes hitting me with it
its not lethal just staggers my willie and lets him attack again
dawn valley
hey guys i am getting fatal error on DX 11 and 12 even with low blood and gore.
ok now it is with no blood or gore
anyone got a fix?
worldly vapor
always seem to somehow get chipped in the face by.. I think the tip of his sword...
what distance from him does this happen?
before or after arresting the blade?
jaunty mural
its using like one of those little 1 handed swords you get with a buckler
hes usually in the range of that those swords
and its after i stop his blade
looks like it like slides off my buckler and on the way down chips me in the nose
worldly vapor
looks like it like slides off my buckler and on the way down chips me in the nos...
try to make sure it gets stuck on the sword, after that u can hit him in the face with the buckler
jaunty mural
try to make sure it gets stuck on the sword, after that u can hit him in the fac...
alr ty
waxen zenith
before or after arresting the blade?
Does the blade atleast get a trial infront of a judge???
worldly vapor
Does the blade atleast get a trial infront of a judge???
spice patrol
Cleanest shi ever, made his head lean on the bar and falcon punched it.
proven night
Because it's based
slate summit
No political conversations
worldly vapor
ILL DM YOU
subtle rock
close door thank
ive sent it like twice
yez
door
idk its been there a long time i think
its also not in a place many people go
like ever
i wish
pearl coral
adrian explain our friend group
oak olive
lavish blade
oak olive
lavish blade
raven ore
how did you manage to use a bladed weapon as a club
oak olive
oak olive
how did you manage to use a bladed weapon as a club
its a falchion so
lavish blade
how did you manage to use a bladed weapon as a club
by having terrible edge alignment
raven ore
strong winds
lavish blade
/j, of course
oak olive
wlw
oak olive
why douuou care
pulsar patio
yo anyone legit have their willie have a panic attack im playin rn and he hasnt stopped panting
waxen zenith
yo anyone legit have their willie have a panic attack im playin rn and he hasnt ...
I think you're experiencing drug induced onset psychosis
Have you tried taking your Willie to rehab?
pulsar patio
imma show a short video
waxen zenith
MoistClitikal is a funny name
lavish blade
MoistClitikal is a funny name
waxen zenith
Crude though but Clever
waxen zenith
https://tenor.com/view/osc-object-show-scared-the-power-of-two-bfdi-gif-12597762...
Are you literate
Have you not read their name before
pulsar patio
might take me a moment forgot didnt have obs
waxen zenith
Is it really such a surprise
waxen zenith
might take me a moment forgot didnt have obs
Btw
I think it's an audio lapping bug
Just reset your halfsword, it happens pretty often to me, except with the sound of blood/gore gushing repeatedly
lavish blade
Have you not read their name before
dude
my focus is usually NOT on people's display names
lavish blade
Some of us are dimmer than others
i thought it js said moistcritical or somethingπ
pearl coral
https://tenor.com/view/osc-object-show-scared-the-power-of-two-bfdi-gif-12597762...
why tf is this a gif of the number 2
lavish blade
why tf is this a gif of the number 2
its uh
pulsar patio
yo how do i upload a short second video its uh not giving me an option to put in attachment in this chat
pulsar patio
i guess i will put it in footage its there now
spare pine
pearl coral
holy handsnipe
glad hearth
moisture lost i think,
gloomy urchin
why does it affect taste so hard
glad hearth
was in the fridge or smth
gloomy urchin
yeah
glad hearth
uh
glad hearth
i don't think that will work
gloomy urchin
smh
glad hearth
let me search it up in google
you aint gona read all this, due to the breakdown of fats, especially unsaturated fatty acids, during heating. This process, called oxidative rancidity, creates off-flavors and odors. Additionally, the microwave can cause the chicken to lose moisture, leading to a dry and rubbery texture.
gloomy urchin
maybe butter
pearl coral
loud house fanfic
echo arrow
Yeah apparently I heard it got deleted
trim copper
why dont you just hit him smh smh
karmic nexus
god my ass is so cooked when i get back. iβve had ZERO opportunities to practice.
@pearl coral alex is gonna be so pissed when he realizes heβs gonna have to reteach me everything
it sucks too because when i went back home i was actually getting halfway decent
karmic nexus
iβve just done nothing but work all summerπ
pearl coral
youβre still paying them money itβs not too big an inconvenience to keep teaching you 
lavish blade
youβre still paying them money itβs not too big an inconvenience to keep teachin...
whos alex
karmic nexus
youβre still paying them money itβs not too big an inconvenience to keep teachin...
pearl coral
i was going to go to a NC tournament in september but their insurance doesnβt allow <18 fighters
frozen mason
holy handsnipe
Godskin Noble IRL
cobalt shoal
forest falcon
geneva check list
glad hearth
yeehaw
forest falcon
lavish blade
Jupiter from Proxima B
inland estuary
fuck jupiter
unborn kayak
1st of da month
lavish blade
what space object should i take a photo of next
lavish blade
https://sun9-25.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/7GuvgnxnWX_Y4VLXPDEt262JNvXOe-WTxP-u46oxWR7...
mr impaler
what space object should i photograph
in game
forest falcon
ur mom
lavish blade
(spaceengine)
forest falcon
earth
lavish blade
a space object that you cant js look down or up and see
lavish blade
https://sun9-25.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/7GuvgnxnWX_Y4VLXPDEt262JNvXOe-WTxP-u46oxWR7...
does it have his organs
forest falcon
no
lavish blade
aw
forest falcon
it's just a very small head
forest falcon
bro idk anything about space
lavish blade
anything
slate summit
Ive trained my body to the point where my alarm will go off and I will turn it off and I will literally never remember turning it off
Not once in the last 3 months did this fucking alarm manage to wake me up
plain scroll
I had that happen today. I woke up an hour later than i was supposed to
slate summit
I had that happen today. I woke up an hour later than i was supposed to
That feeling when you sleep trough you alarm by 7 hours and accidentally wake up at 7 pm
primal thorn
what if willie was betrayed and trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber
forest falcon
what if willie was betrayed and trapped in the hyperbolic time chamber
he'd just t-pose for eternity
dreamy mangoBOT
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
slate summit
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the d...
Can I wolly your Willie
floral ember
https://sun9-49.userapi.com/s/v1/ig2/fENOhpTIJlyJnHQEeYvI94cIC8o-1Q8E7gbaLsv_q6z...
can you give him a peter griffin chin
graceful kelp
will half sword be available for macbook
floral ember
will half sword be available for macbook
do you have steam
or do macbooks usually not got them
graceful kelp
do you have steam
i have steam
floral ember
i have steam
can you get half sword demo on it?
graceful kelp
can you get half sword demo on it?
no its for windows
graceful kelp
yeah thats why im asking will it be for macbook
floral ember
ok scrolling back, i found some talk about crossover or smth
basically running windows software on mac
so if u wanna play rn, then that's ur way to go
otherwise idk if they'll add it
prob tho
graceful kelp
oh ok
unborn kayak
early access will launch within the last 3 months
timber arch
https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-yoda-patience-sw3-gif-21070142
cant no more
we wanna get online
so you can 1v1 yur friends
ill have patience
plain scroll
If that is coming at all it wont be in early access
timber arch
will it cos
unborn kayak
will it cos
yes
timber arch
If that is coming at all it wont be in early access
i understand
timber arch
yes
halfsword
youre jokign
i got 60 hours in this game halfswords
and now yall wana take it awayπ
in the playtest i had 84 hoursππ
floral ember
appreciate what u got man
floral ember
youre right gng
think about how many hours we've gotten in this game
for free
so kind right
timber arch
yeah man youre right
floral ember
good mans π
floral ember
and say thank you
maybe u can try playing with some custom weapons if u havent already
if ur getting a bit bored
timber arch
i already did everything its so fun
floral ember
cool then
restive trench
gta 5 prologue looking nice
floral ember
quick question will the playtest still cost?
the early access version which is like in Q4 this year (oct,nov,dec) will cost money
between 0 and 30 USD
timber arch
nono i mean this which is out rn
warm shoal
i died to a fence bro
restive trench
nono i mean this which is out rn
this is a demo, you get to keep it after the game goes in early access
warm shoal
legit how bro
timber arch
this is a demo, you get to keep it after the game goes in early access
ah thanks bro
appreciate it
warm shoal
already did this but i died
this is my 10th attempt to escape
timber arch
this is my 10th attempt to escape
hahahaha
warm shoal
warm shoal
again
timber arch
haha
timber arch
crazy
warm shoal
timber arch
bro this cant hurt so much
vernal crow
warm shoal
runic cove
Or maybe they have those βsave europeβ type of songs
glad hearth
Saw one before, wth.
runic cove
I think the videos mostly went with that christchurch mosque vid
i cant pick my head on it but i know it
They are acting like that guyβs their godess
glad hearth
Remember seeing the rampage meme from like idk, officer rex
glad hearth
I think the videos mostly went with that christchurch mosque vid
OH NAH I ACTUALLY SAW THAT
ye
runic cove
i think the song was lonely lonely
glad hearth
ye
glad hearth
DEXTER-
runic cove
oh yea and about those mocking gore vids
they would always have roblox recreations
with THIS exact type of style
i saw alot of them
its like
idek
its either the ones that are trying their best to make it accurate
or the ones that are actually animating stuff
and about the accurate one is that they mash stuff in roblox studio and idk
runic cove
or the ones that are actually animating stuff
i saw one about a homeless guy getting shot but, it was not a recreation it was a vid of its own
idek what to say
glad hearth
i saw one about a homeless guy getting shot but, it was not a recreation it was ...
oh, saw that animation
runic cove
oh, saw that animation
the thing that is really scary that the guy put actual effort to it
glad hearth
the thing that is really scary that the guy put actual effort to it
actually, i don't know if it was rlly a animation
or smth else
what game is this chat
thx
glad hearth
egulp
wanton portal
grrrr
glad hearth
You will all suffer
good sire i shall not suffer.
la fish un chocolate.
Did the chat die
unreal bay
If I ever have time, I ll make a Roblox blood effects mod
glad hearth
FUCK YOU CS
crazy
lavish blade
If I ever have time, I ll make a Roblox blood effects mod
yoo ghm
glad hearth
a
lavish blade
Yooo chrome
i found something in your blood on weapons system that looks weird
unreal bay
i found something in your blood on weapons system that looks weird
Did my doctor send my personal medical records to you again?
unreal bay
π€£
lavish blade
when an object creates blood
only that specific component has blood on it
the rest doesn't get blood
which can look weird sometimes
especially in modded weapons
im assuming it has something to do with the code
but its probably the only way to do it without lagging the game to hell
see i js stabbed a guy and only the stabby has blood on it
other than that the system looks and works great*
also does dx12 use raytracing
or anything to do w rays
unreal bay
There is a reason why sometimes modded weapons will be acting odd with blood. Since there is no official support for these effects.
If we ever decide to release a modding SDK. Well
unreal bay
also does dx12 use raytracing
It uses lumen
warm shoal
do yall dip your oreos in water or milk?
unreal bay
In orange juice
lavish blade
It uses lumen
bummer
lavish blade
In orange juice
warm shoal
In orange juice
alr fair enough but for me it's just too sweet, i prefer water
unreal bay
wouldve been cool
Lumen is ray tracing bit GI based
warm shoal
i like water so much more cuz milk can be cold and it takes away the flavour too much, and it kinda doesnt soften the oreo
water is way better
unreal bay
RTX ray tracing, would be cool! Or Path Tracing
lavish blade
even though i have NO clue what those are
lavish blade
RTX ray tracing, would be cool! Or Path Tracing
isnt path tracing very resourse intensive
unreal bay
Maybe in the future I can do research on it. But it's only for mid to high end pcs, with upscaling support. But that very in the future.
First the game needs base optimization, Willie is the most expensive performance hog here haha
Lower end pcs will be using traditional baked light and shadow maps
lavish blade
Lower end pcs will be using traditional baked light and shadow maps
is the demo blood fx being readded in ea
like those angled splatters
unreal bay
Making a game look good both in non ray tracing and ray tracing is a feat
lavish blade
Making a game look good both in non ray tracing and ray tracing is a feat
oh right
the sparks
why is it that everytime metal on metal collides it produces sparks
unreal bay
is the demo blood fx being readded in ea
Yeah I am hoping there will be
lavish blade
Yeah I am hoping there will be
awesome
unreal bay
why is it that everytime metal on metal collides it produces sparks
Its left over old fx
I am revamping them
lavish blade
I am revamping them
so there will be less sparks in the final product
lavish blade
But it's a video game so
i wrote something in #1047240101152960525 about sparks
said that there are too many sparks
they did NOT like my review
unreal bay
Yeah well you are right
I also didn't like it. But before EA hits most effects are revamped
lavish blade
I also didn't like it. But before EA hits most effects are revamped
hold on im pretty sure i have more questions
uhh
unreal bay
Ask before I fly away
lavish blade
so ive exited the 2 skyboxes
is the sun a shader or an actual physical object
because for whatever reason no matter how fast i go it seems to stay stationary
unreal bay
Sun is a physical object
lavish blade
hold on lemme get a pic of it
unreal bay
Ok
lavish blade
ive seen 3 layers of map ts is layer 1--inside the dome
the sky seems to be a dome
and then theres this even bigger blue thing
unreal bay
Yeah a dome, cause it's not a open world game, it's cheaper for a small map
But I am working on stuff to improve it for EA
unreal bay
Yeah? So
lavish blade
and if you look above
this light point that doesnt seem to move no matter where i go
unreal bay
So?
lavish blade
thats the sun i was talking about
unreal bay
Hmmh
lavish blade
is it a shader or a physical object im gen curious
because it js seems to stay there
unreal bay
Its a physical object, with a shader
lavish blade
also the blue globe like thing is cool it gives off planet vibes
lavish blade
Its a physical object, with a shader
ah
unreal bay
Any more questions?
unreal bay
Alrrr
lime harness
you ever get so fucking bored you make your character in a roblox game with the ability to blast southern music for people to hear?
unreal bay
see you once you return from the abyss
Yiss
lavish blade
you ever get so fucking bored you make your character in a roblox game with the ...
uh
no comment
i plead the fifth
lime harness
the song is little bluegrass home in Tennessee if anybody is interested :>
cosmic rain
lavish blade
restive trench
chrome
make altair's dagger
and altair's sword
thannk you
(also if you make altair's sword please make a 2 handed version of it thank you)
lavish blade
uh okay
gloomy urchin
Sun is a physical object
can i fight it
unreal bay
i believe you can
lavish blade
i believe you can
why are falchion blades backwardsπ
unreal bay
why are falchion blades backwardsπ
no idea, i am a vfx/gfx artist not a 3d modeller
lavish blade
no idea, i am a vfx/gfx artist not a 3d modeller
k
gloomy urchin
no idea, i am a vfx/gfx artist not a 3d modeller
how much are you paid
unreal bay
less than a golden fish
gloomy urchin
why do they pay a golden fish
unreal bay
i wish i knew
plain scroll
how much are you paid
more than me 
gloomy urchin
hi mantits
spark quartz
more than me <:froggoblush:1276778133177237617>
MANTIC
spark quartz
hello mantic aka my pal from across the pond
lavish blade
more than me <:froggoblush:1276778133177237617>
hi mantitis
lavish blade
LOL
unreal bay
ppl that smoke sigs and drink coffee daily be like
gloomy urchin
whats wrong with coffee
lavish blade
ppl that smoke sigs and drink coffee daily be like
indigo hare
whats wrong with coffee
Caffeine is a drug and coffee stains your teeth
unreal bay
the mix of it is
spark quartz
Caffeine is a drug and coffee stains your teeth
pleaster
gloomy urchin
Caffeine is a drug and coffee stains your teeth
i meant to reply hi unc!!
lavish blade
the mix of it is
whens the 3d artist going online
indigo hare
i meant to reply hi unc!!
Hello spade
unreal bay
whens the 3d artist going online
best to ask MWB this question. i am sure its not backwards but intentional
earnest tapir
plain scroll
What are yall yapping about
gloomy urchin
yes
oak moss
When will the steam demo get split screen?
tiny palm
god this game is so fucking cool
oak moss
I NEED IT
icy lantern
NO WAYYYY
median tree
OMG
primal thorn
SPLITSCREEN
tiny palm
these devs rival the beamng devs with how locked tf in they are
teal valley
bocum bromo
tired blaze
quartz basalt
In germany. :(
vital copper
PVP CONFIRMED? HYPE
frozen mason
They've done it, those crazy motherfuckers actually done it.
tiny palm
i mean its like daily new shit how do they keep doing this
terse vault
oh god pvp
oak moss
N
quartz slate
is it like a irl event or sum?
mild mauve
br its split screen pmo
fading hound
PVP?!?!?
oak moss
gamescom is yeah
worthy briar
π³οΈββ§οΈ
vestal shuttle
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK UP IN THE SK
indigo hare
Get ready for the storm
mighty badger
SPLITSCREENNNNN
turbid rain
Split screen mouse and keyboard how the fuck?
weak drum
PvP
river apex
welp guess pvps gonna be a thing
mighty badger
LETS FUCKING GO
fading hound
SPLITSCREEN!
timid ridge
PVP!!!!
full igloo
ayt
sharp dust
Online pvp when?
kindred abyss
Let's go
fading hound
PVP!
sullen garnet
POG
fading hound
PEAKKKK
tiny palm
π³οΈββ§οΈ
Trans Concrete Private Ltd.
hexed echo
LETSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wicked plank
no way pvp anonced
atomic plume
Im not from the states bruh
thorn tinsel
Holy smokes
turbid crown
Random question chat does anyone know if the devs are using a translator or smth to find the beginning of these posts or are they just making it up
turbid rain
Hopefully this means online pvp
worthy briar
Trans Concrete Private Ltd.
Yes
mild mauve
gamescom is yeah
mannn
mighty badger
HALFSWORD GOTY OF THIS FUCKING YEAR
frozen mason
We're so back halfbros...
sullen garnet
THE PLAYERS CRAVE VIOLENCE 
harsh pond
WAAAAAAAaaaa
gloomy crest
is it like a irl event or sum?
I'm guessing so, considering it's splitscreen
round sigil
YAY
foggy wave
Wait we can online pvp?????
warm shoal
pvp
mighty badger
WE ARE SO BACK
stone cradle
Yo the fact that pvp is probably a thing now lets see just how glitchy its gonna be
indigo hare
Hopefully this means online pvp
Maybe in the far future. #faq
Splitscreens been confirmed for a while
spring cove
add boobs please
main escarp
we need john halfsword here
quartz slate
I'm guessing so, considering it's splitscreen
trash update if its only irl, no need to glaze tbh
worthy briar
Testosterone Cinderblock
Wrong trans
unkempt zodiac
the horde
lofty kindle
add boobs please
stone cradle
add boobs please
Yes listen to him
warm shoal
add boobs please
bro
gusty geode
Wrong trans
Estrogen brick
stable turtle
add boobs please
yess!!!!
atomic plume
So the people that arent from the states just gotta imagine it
stable turtle
pls
spring cove
yess lets goo
tiny palm
Wrong trans
estogen brick
torpid imp
when this game has online pvp it is going to be teh best freind argument settler
gloomy urchin
So the people that arent from the states just gotta imagine it
for real!
worthy briar
Estrogen brick
π₯
teal valley
adrenaline
quartz basalt
PVP!!!!!!!!!
teal valley
s1gma
rugged river
Half sword will be in gamescom and i live in germanyππ
quartz slate
when this game has online pvp it is going to be teh best freind argument settler
true
teal valley
why cant i say it\
sharp dust
Wrong trans
Estrogen cinderblock
tiny palm
Estrogen brick
no shot we said the same thing
worthy briar
Estrogen cinderblock
π₯
native eagle
Add pegging?
lofty kindle
So the people that arent from the states just gotta imagine it
The even is in Cologne, Germany not the states.
worthy briar
Add pegging?
Add it yourself
stable turtle
tiny palm
The even is in Cologne, Germany not the states.
fuck it im buying a plane ticket yall r cool
tribal sierra
PVP IS REAL- WHAAAAAAAAT
primal thorn
lets hope someone is a grappler
manic holly
Bro 30 bucks a ticket
tiny palm
PVP IS REAL- WHAAAAAAAAT
new patch to irl you can now punch things
gusty geode
galaxy is coming to pick me up from Scotland and weβre going on a road trip π
gloomy urchin
THERE ARE NO GIFS ABOUT ACTIVITY AFTER EVERYONE PING
lofty kindle
fuck it im buying a plane ticket yall r cool
Yes, buy your ticket and come get whooped in the arena!
median oak
theres no fkn way
gloomy urchin
RAHH
green nova
Online?
gloomy urchin
I CANT BE FUNNY
median oak
halfsword will be best game ever
tribal sierra
I AM GOING TO KICK EVERYONES FACE HAHAHAHA
gloomy urchin
I HAVE ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE
median oak
if it adds pvp
sharp dust
mighty badger
Yes, buy your ticket and come get whooped in the arena!
I wish I could
primal thorn
no updates after centuries
tiny palm
Yes, buy your ticket and come get whooped in the arena!
HELL YEAH!!!!!!
teal valley
halfsword will be best game ever
no
unreal bay
galaxy is coming to pick me up from Scotland and weβre going on a road trip π
you wont fit in my car bro
gusty geode
https://tenor.com/view/cement-seal-forced-to-eat-cement-7-8-9-seven-eight-nine-s...
Monday left me broken
atomic plume
The even is in Cologne, Germany not the states.
didnt even know there was a city called cologne
green nova
Added online?
forest falcon
daring jay
gusty geode
you wont fit in my car bro
In? Iβm going to be on top of the car
lofty kindle
didnt even know there was a city called cologne
You learn something new everyday!
rugged river
I hope to see some of yall in gamescom i am from cologne btw.ππ
teal valley
shutup let me enjoy
rematch has more potentional for upcoming new games
shadow sparrow
how i can play half sword tech demo?
green nova
Added online?
snow swift
I donβt have the time to go to the event sadly ): but I will be there in spirit
forest falcon
he watches
surreal urchin
Man
snow swift
how i can play half sword tech demo?
Install it from the Steam page of Half Sword
forest falcon
unreal bay
In? Iβm going to be on top of the car
i need a whole ass truck for you
green nova
Added online?
pseudo thicket
PVP
teal valley
bo sinn
shadow sparrow
Install it from the Steam page of Half Sword
it doesnt work
median oak
rematch has more potentional for upcoming new games
the soccer game?..
rugged river
I hope to see some of yall in gamescom i am from cologne btw.ππ
vital copper
how i can play half sword tech demo?
You can download it for free on steam :)
pseudo thicket
HELLL YESSSS PVP
teal valley
the soccer game?..
yes
tepid island
bruh i fucking thought theres gonna be multiplayer rn
green nova
Π£ΡΠ° Π½Π°ΠΊΠΎΠ½Π΅Ρ ΡΠΎ Π±Π»ΡΡΡ ΠΏΠ²ΠΏ
lofty kindle
how i can play half sword tech demo?
You can download it from The Epic Games Store or Steam store page.
tribal sierra
IM SO EXCITED TO KICK EVERYONES FACE ONLINE :D
lofty kindle
Added online?
Local PvP.
sharp dust
Delete the "v" in "pvp" at your own risk ππ
snow swift
it doesnt work
Itβs probably a steamside issue
teal valley
the soccer game?..
half sword still needs to work a lot for examle multiplayer , sandbox, functioning etc
hard swallow
2 of the best games ever made will both be at gamescom, Powerwash Simulator 2 & Half Sword
green nova
Local PvP.
Omg
shadow sparrow
You can download it from The Epic Games Store or Steam store page.
i am pressing download and nothing happends
lofty kindle
IM SO EXCITED TO KICK EVERYONES FACE ONLINE \:D
Local PvP.
pseudo thicket
Local PvP.
so splitscreen PvP ?
teal valley
i hope ur joking
im not, theyre doing updates every week and i see potentional
green nova
Local PvP.
How to test it?
tribal sierra
Local PvP.
Will it have to be local pvp when the game is in full release too though? I imagine it would become online once the games fully released
vital copper
it doesnt work
Empty your download cache on steam, you can probably find a guide online, don't know if ur allowed to post links in here so
ionic pulsar
wait so how do i do the multiplayer
gloomy crest
well thats not nice
lofty kindle
i am pressing download and nothing happends
Which platform are you having an issue with? We have seen this on occasion from Steam opening a support ticket will resolve the issue.
teal valley
silenced
lavish blade
can i use modded weapons in pvp
hard swallow
How to test it?
fly to gamescon then test
bitter dew
those are some expensive shoes
mystic lichen
<@&1080390104562016306>
snow swift
I have reached 1.2k dead Willies in half sword
gloomy crest
what
lavish blade
Which platform are you having an issue with? We have seen this on occasion from ...
can i use my modded weapons in pvp
shadow sparrow
Which platform are you having an issue with? We have seen this on occasion from ...
steam
lofty kindle
How to test it?
Visit our booth at Gamescom.
green nova
Omg I'm happy
ionic pulsar
what is gamescom
snow swift
gaming event
hard swallow
Visit our booth at Gamescom.
Well fuck, i aint spending 300k to fly there
remote raptor
gosh golly
shadow sparrow
ok
mystic lichen
Does this server have mods
indigo hare
Shush bubby
indigo hare
Does this server have mods
Yes
hard swallow
lofty kindle
Well fuck, i aint spending 300k to fly there
Whoa Mobrack, all this time spent together I thought you were a real one...guess not.
hard swallow
Whoa Mobrack, all this time spent together I thought you were a real one...guess...
Thing is, I can't afford it π
- Im a minor
so I cant js fly all willienillie
last whale
MCWONDERBEAST
lofty kindle
+ Im a minor
I know I was looking forward to meeting your Dad.
brisk warren
man, i can not scan the qr on the image 
lavish blade
I know I was looking forward to meeting your Dad.
indigo hare
I know I was looking forward to meeting your Dad.
Is this like a your mom joke
lofty kindle
MCWONDERBEAST
Shizton
hard swallow
I know I was looking forward to meeting your Dad.
He wouldnt step foot in gamescom, he'd go to the guitar centeror sum
mystic lichen
I know I was looking forward to meeting your Dad.
waow
runic cove
lofty kindle
Is this like a your mom joke
His mom is nice I wouldn't swing that low.
sharp dust
So when is the plancon being buffed
vale canopy
how do you do pvp, is it available now?
vital copper
So when is the plancon being buffed
buffed????