general-catfish-🐱🐟

[untold wraith]

@violet garden i found this in a random server and i think it fits perfectly

[lavish blade]

can i have the modified program?

[untold wraith]

When game updates and all mods break

[lean cliff]

For now it's for personal usage. I'm not sure if massclown (the guy who develops Half Sword Trainer Mod) would be okay with me distributing it

[lavish blade]

k

also do you want myw eapon pack 4

early access

[lean cliff]

Sure sounds cool

I'm not at my PC currently though so I'll check it out whenever I can

[lavish blade]

man ur dms are off😭

[lean cliff]

Try sending it now

[untold wraith]

Ok grunk

DARN

[plain spindle]

Ok captain misinfo

[untold wraith]

NOT THE TIME GRUNK

Funniest meme ever

RUINED

U right

[unreal bay]

Heckk yeahhh

[warm shoal]

Ik this is for the grappling guild but they are completely off topic so here I am

I just lifted willy so high he went above my head while standing

And it was in the demo

Sadly I didn't have footage

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-gif-25457147

[shell lichen]

imagine locking people in that outhouse

LOL

[vale ivy]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[weary anvil]

Are we getting a big ass medieval battle

[swift mountain]

so there has to be a mechanic for taking a shit right

[chrome knot]

penis backflip

[vale ivy]

latrina time uu<

[midnight cedar]

When is it coming out

[split iron]

Outhouse post, let's fucking GOOOO

[shell lichen]

i hope they add rope

[jaunty knoll]

everyone that did the survey said they wouldnt pay right?

[chrome knot]

crying penis

[shell lichen]

so u can tie people up and hang em

[whole finch]

when was lent invented

[untold wraith]

All the new gens In chat

[swift mountain]

shit mechanic 🍻🍻💥💥🎆🤯

[cinder helm]

i am curious, why are these sort of like furniture posted in wip?

[chrome knot]

im no newgen

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/clock-gif-2648641037609202434

[golden nacelle]

did we add peepoo

[cinder helm]

im not complaining just curious

[half garden]

I dont keep track too well, has there been any word on the next big update or release window? sorry if this is a dumb question

[split iron]

hell nah, I'm dropping $70 at LEAST on this game.

[weary anvil]

Big battle is brewing...

[lofty kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1332844176756183204/InShot_20250126_094619991.gif

[violet garden]

It does not. You are wrong.

[lavish blade]

low poly maile

[jaunty knoll]

yes but im broke gng

[verbal iron]

A boss needs to come out of the outhouse like shrek or I am riotting

[hollow merlin]

Is anyone good at abusing grappling

[split iron]

oh mb gangy

[untold wraith]

Then i guess im just doing my job

[swift mountain]

only in fist fights and with small blades

[untold wraith]

Get yo bread up then

[dusky raven]

i hope we can throw a shit

[split iron]

sorry, all i know is kick abuse

[chrome knot]

kiss me now

[hazy hound]

i think half sword needs the skin, muscle and bone on different layers also probably vain and artery locations so blood amounts can be more realistic

[drowsy finch]

Me doing the hemlock maneuver or whatever its called

[chrome knot]

it needs optimization

[fast maple]

i use an outhouse IRL

[daring jay]

Brah

[verbal iron]

i think half sword needs to reinvent the periodic table

[jaunty knoll]

thing is realsisic enogh as it is

[fast maple]

its as disgusting as youd expect

[split iron]

What we NEED is disemboweling to return.

[fast maple]

they ARE on different layers

[jaunty knoll]

how do you grapple

[swift mountain]

e

[daring jay]

Ye

[jaunty knoll]

someone teach me

[fast maple]

what we need is Willy to not bleed so much when being punched

[frosty stratus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224475480561025074/1344717407620436069/Henry_Danger.gif

[coarse nest]

[fast maple]

press Q and E

[frosty stratus]

everyone say hello to javonte

[daring jay]

Nah its rlly cool

[jaunty knoll]

they never fall

[warm shoal]

I mean if you count going towards them and grabbing them by the arm and punching them, or grabbing their foot with both hands then spamming kick and throwing them as grapple abuse then yes I guess

[chilly knoll]

every time i see a new wip asset post im thinkin "Wtf is the game even supposed to be"

[coarse nest]

im goobing my snoobert

[fast maple]

twist and kick

[drowsy finch]

“I’m all ears”

[lavish blade]

"just lift weights, bro"

[frosty stratus]

...

[daring jay]

Willie got buffed bro

[split iron]

take ye hand, an thrust it into thy enemy's chest, pull out thay beating and corrupt heart

[jaunty knoll]

brutal

[hollow merlin]

I'm just more after getting ppl on the ground or making it to where they can't hit/move

It dosent seem very consistent

[warm shoal]

Btw here's a tip make sure you're standing and make sure they're off balance

[coarse nest]

how does one get #memes-🤣 perms...

[warm shoal]

The grabbing a foot and spamming kick start?

Strat?

[untold wraith]

If we randomly throwing out ideas for next update increase how much damage Willie can take. All it takes is a smooch and he's on the ground pleading

[jaunty knoll]

when i grab their foot i get a hook staight op on my head

[warm shoal]

Idk just kick them in the arms once or teice

[cosmic rain]

Hey that's my selfie

[warm shoal]

Twice

Yeah you gotta punch or kick them

[split iron]

Enemy going crazy with the footwork?
Break his knees.
Big Shield? Half-sword it and push the shield out of the way with your pommel, then stab

[frosty stratus]

then you are hottie certified 🔥

[chilly knoll]

god gives his most unaware pedestrians to his drunkest drivers

[lavish blade]

what weapon...

[coarse nest]

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-knight-gif-10095168295952009600

[lavish blade]

should i...

MAKE!!!!!!!

[warm shoal]

Make them stop attaxking

[split iron]

Long Stool

[warm shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[warm shoal]

Sorry it has to be done

[cosmic rain]

I love to see the #work-in-progress display anything BUT shields lol

[coarse nest]

🐟 fish react this message

[lavish blade]

dude

actually

[spice patrol]

Not me btw

[coarse nest]

THERE IS NO WAY

[blissful mauve]

me trying to figure out how an outhouse fits in Half-Sword combat

https://tenor.com/view/confused-no-nope-gif-5413974953753901704

[warm shoal]

So here's a tip, you gotta stun them a little, and then you grab them cuz looking down and crouching is the easiest way to get knocked out

[spice patrol]

LOL

[quiet haven]

Why not reject the id why did they delete the account

[spice patrol]

Yeah idk, roblox is ass

[warm shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-no-nope-gif-1538267764014026803

[blissful mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

[warm shoal]

Are you looking for that clip?

[blissful mauve]

DAMN

[split iron]

1. Push enemy into outhouse
2. Close door
3. ???
4. Profit!!!!!!

[raven ore]

shields also display nations or whatever

[blissful mauve]

cant even have gifs in this day and age 😭

[spice patrol]

Well it probably was not the first time they did it so I guess it's fair?

[quiet haven]

Ong I was banned for 6 months last year for saying "ew furry"

[spice patrol]

Cuz like. to prevent spamming from new comers? Idk I just talk and wait til I get embed

[spice patrol]

Nahh even I find that outrageous

Atleast you didn't use hacks to say all the words possible

[split iron]

-# boosters get embeds instantly btw

[gloomy crest]

Hello chat

[warm shoal]

Bro I'm tryna use the gif for you

[lavish blade]

2 zweihander duels

[lofty kindle]

#1244313050174197850

[coarse nest]

🤣
ppl figured out how to basically send the verified checkmark in chat and say the N word and such because the verified check isnt MEAN'T to be sent
but
because they bypassed it it no longer automods your messages

[spice patrol]

this is so dumb🤣

[quiet haven]

Lmaoo I didn't even see your pfp sorry blud

[lavish blade]

it is not😭

its very fun actually

[gloomy crest]

How it's going for y'all?

[coarse nest]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-whar-erm-whar-confused-cat-huh-what-gif-4052880542927116908

[spice patrol]

Nah you're all good bro I don't really care what others think about furrys I just kinda deal with it

[warm shoal]

Bro noone uses that for grappling anymore I try to ask for grappling help they're just talking about vr boxing

[untold wraith]

I haven't looked in that for so long the chat put me on was back in 2024

[spice patrol]

To avoid unnecessary arguements

[untold wraith]

I can't English

[coarse nest]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-clenches-fist-of-rage-gif-17724863424168389741

[warm shoal]

Nice car

[untold wraith]

Cringe

[coarse nest]

https://tenor.com/view/letter-g-gif-gif-5924753939986183156

[untold wraith]

Not u chrome my day

Fault

[gloomy crest]

She never kept the same address

[lavish blade]

wrong video oop

[untold wraith]

OH MY FGOS

[lofty kindle]

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

[untold wraith]

GOD

[lavish blade]

man its doing THAT again

[spice patrol]

What?

[warm shoal]

Alr,

[gloomy crest]

Just a reference to queeen

[spice patrol]

ah

[gloomy crest]

Killer Queen

[coarse nest]

BRUH

how do i get #memes-🤣 perms

[gloomy crest]

It's a little wrong lyrics but still right a little

[coarse nest]

boosting did nothing
i cant send memes still

[gloomy crest]

You can't

[coarse nest]

[gloomy crest]

I'm Mongolian, I can confirm

[untold wraith]

I wish i was born in Mongolia

[next rivet]

the HU metion

[untold wraith]

YEAHHHHHH

[gloomy crest]

Only gods favorite can

[spice patrol]

K-Killer queen? This reminds me of a jojo reference

[coarse nest]

@untold mulch HEY

GIVE ME PERMS

[gloomy crest]

NOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOO

WHAT HAVE I DONE

[spice patrol]

🤣

[gloomy crest]

I AWAKENED.....

[gloomy crest]

A jojo fans...

[spice patrol]

LOL

That's peak

[gloomy crest]

Battle Tendency be like

Quite literally

[lofty kindle]

Level up.

[gloomy crest]

Brutal

"just level up bro"

[coarse nest]

sad

[untold wraith]

He's a booster be generous

[coarse nest]

you should magically give me levels frfr

[gloomy crest]

I'm currently started working on my recent project

[coarse nest]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-kitten-zoom-persuit-gif-17646381782073725526

[gloomy crest]

Game

[untold wraith]

Spread the wealth mc

[coarse nest]

wealth

[lofty kindle]

Too many people abused that trust, now it must be earned.

[gloomy crest]

However, coding was way harder than I expected

[coarse nest]

oh
okay

valid

what level must i get to?

jus so im aware

[untold wraith]

I was special enough to get it handed to me

A while ago thought

Though

[lofty kindle]

We used to have no permissions locked, after 60k users it was to much of a mess. Levels was the best way to allow people to still do fun stuff but filter bad actors out.

[gloomy crest]

If any of you curious, it's a drug dealing simulator about medieval fantasy with bunch of fun stuff and references. No, not like schedule 1, I never played or watched videos about it. Thanks

[coarse nest]

true

[lavish blade]

gn chat

\

[lofty kindle]

ngl I don't recall of the top of my head, should be level 2 same as when you unock embed perms.

[coarse nest]

wow only level two? okay

simple (hopefully)

[untold wraith]

Increase minimum level needed for pic perms to like 5

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/blow-kiss-kiss-good-night-kiss-gif-7718377692574204786

[untold wraith]

Just a thought though Perchance

[astral chasm]

DROP THE GAME I WANT TO KILL MY FRIENDS

[untold wraith]

Uh

[lofty kindle]

We have the best balance currently. Further experimentation will only cause suffering.

[gloomy crest]

I know that shit. Used to be a moderator at one pretty popular mental health server. People were telling to off themselves not even in support chanel, just in general one. Some weirdos tried to date minors, and stalk them irl. Some did bot raids to break server.

[warm shoal]

Btw if you want a consistent takedown, crouch and look down and grab the foot with both hands, then hold shift and start spinning to the left

[lofty kindle]

Please seek help for these feeings.

[astral chasm]

THIS GAME WILL BE THE HELP

[gloomy crest]

Valid

[pearl coral]

KPop Demon Hunters is Peak, 9/10 From SamOfSaturn

[spice patrol]

insert noise here
Put the sound up else you won't hear anything

[gloomy crest]

One cup of attention please

[coarse nest]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[gloomy crest]

On paper, it's pretty fun gag game

[spice patrol]

jet noises intensifies

Fortunately it's not at max speed

[coarse nest]

[blissful mauve]

I aint new 🥀 💔

[open magnet]

note to self: dont squeeze it so hard

[lofty kindle]

Use AI.

[spice patrol]

I kinda wanna try max speed

[untold wraith]

Gotta suffer to reach Nirvana

[spice patrol]

I mean you prob just don't have embed yet

[coarse nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067847802211794965/1375451878254579822/togif-2.gif

[blissful mauve]

yeah prob

[spice patrol]

You ain,t even level one bruh

😭

[untold wraith]

Lol

[blissful mauve]

how does one acquire levels

[gloomy crest]

I might
Coding is ass. For some reason it overwhelms me a lot

[spice patrol]

talk

alot

[gloomy crest]

Chat my lad, chating

[lofty kindle]

lol, One day with my DM's and you will ascend.

[coarse nest]

i need fourty ish more exp

[blissful mauve]

socialising? on a social platform? heresy

[coarse nest]

do you dev for halfsword as well?

or do you just manage the community

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-gif-25567321

[spice patrol]

Why am I even playing The Sims 4... it got too many dlcs bruh

[coarse nest]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-clenches-fist-of-rage-gif-17724863424168389741

[sly stag]

I must reach level 3

[rugged tulip]

hey! any1 has this weird bug that their willy doesn't sprint at the beginning of the battle? I go to the center of the pitch, enemy rushes at me, I sprint back but willie doesn't move, seems his legs are paralyzed

[lofty kindle]

I could never write code, always decent at troubleshooting and debugging but never able to write anything from scratch.

[gloomy crest]

My brother, play Sims 3

[sly stag]

Before the early access

[coarse nest]

he was quaking in his boots

[spice patrol]

he just got a skill issue tbh

[spice patrol]

That game is still a thing?

[rugged tulip]

it worked fine a couple of days ago tho

[spice patrol]

It's a dinosaur by now

[gloomy crest]

I'm good with ideas and maybe creating 3d models. More of design and screenwriting

[lofty kindle]

If you press shift too early in a match the key hit is not registered. Avoid pressing keys until the sword animation has started.

[sly stag]

Aren’t we all good with ideas

[spice patrol]

Not me

[gloomy crest]

Yesh, buy it off steam and download mods trust me, it's way more entertaining

[sly stag]

Damn

[gloomy crest]

No, not really.

[spice patrol]

I mean you can have mods with sims 4 too

[rugged tulip]

I do, I dont get paralyzed right at the start. It's just that when enemy rushes at me willy gets paralyzed

[spice patrol]

but wait

I gotta PAY FOR IT

[lofty kindle]

AI can be your coder. Allot of people are using it for grunt work these days.

[spice patrol]

sims 4 is free brother

[gloomy crest]

But sims 3 base games is way more enjoyable

[coarse nest]

scum is better

[spice patrol]

whar

[coarse nest]

dayz
but better

[gloomy crest]

Thanks for advice, what ai should I use?

[coarse nest]

chatgpt

[sly stag]

Guys is exanima worth it?

[spice patrol]

I wish I played dayz but the servers werent available on ps4

[coarse nest]

rip
scum is WAY better than dayz + its cheaper too

[past silo]

Algum brasileiro aqui ?

[coarse nest]

so u should get scum rather than dayz

[spice patrol]

wait nuh uh project zomboid is better mhm yep

[coarse nest]

https://tenor.com/view/curse-of-set-curse-of-ra-curse-pharaoh's-curse-sand-gif-770168623807474523

[gloomy crest]

Bible for League players

[sly stag]

Why does bro have the aggressive version of the bible

[gloomy crest]

PEAK MENTIONED 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[waxen harbor]

Man every single time an updated is posted in #work-in-progress I always expect smth better just to see a fucking portable head and a bunch of fucking shields and armor that look all the same.

[lofty kindle]

That I am not positive about. Chatgpt I have heard is decent for some applications but generally sucks at coding. You would need to do some reseaarch and see which agent would work best for your needs.

[slim geyser]

agreed

[gloomy crest]

Evil Bible be like "Respect thy neighbour and love each other"

[spice patrol]

I totally didn't get the game for free by a random guy from a year ago when I didn't even know the game existed. the guy said ''goodlucK'' in chinese in the steam message😭
Got me scared

[coarse nest]

xddd

get it for me fr

[spice patrol]

I'm broke

mb bro

[coarse nest]

ive always wanted to play pz

[lofty kindle]

I wanted Scum to be so much more.

[gloomy crest]

Okay, thanks a lot good sir

[coarse nest]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-at-this-user-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-fail-meme-gif-22090542

[spice patrol]

NO

[sly stag]

Ahh wait

Leagu

Ewwwww

[spice patrol]

Play yomi hustle instead

fr fr

[coarse nest]

its actually really fun ill be honest
they patched a lot of bugs

[eternal ingot]

THE PISS UPDATE

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/this-man-crab-react-him-discord-crab-react-gif-26387284

[coarse nest]

just, a lot of the servers are kinda dead

and the anticheat is BULLSHITTTT

i got assaulted by a motorcycle MP5 fairy and proceeded to have my body vaccumed into the sky after being shot

[slim geyser]

🤦‍♂️

[spice patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-yomi-hustle-gif-27130575

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/frieza-gif-2509146267564753222

[lofty kindle]

It still feels too much like Dayz for my liking. At the end of the day I want the depth of mechanics but in a SP experience. The volume of zeds is always underwhelming.

[spice patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/yomi-hustle-turnbased-turn-based-fighting-norp-gif-27082240

thats yomi fr

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/this-man-crab-react-him-discord-crab-react-gif-26387284

[coarse nest]

there is a singleplayer mode where you can change the amount of zeds

[past silo]

Could someone send me a good game? Like helldivers 2, TEARDOWN, Hogwarts Legacy or Black Myth Wukong

[coarse nest]

just takes a bit of effort since they didnt exactly make it easy to edit settings...

[gloomy crest]

Lies of P

[spice patrol]

yomi hustle

the sims 4

😭

[coarse nest]

escape from tarkov

[unborn kayak]

nice one lmao

[coarse nest]

SPT is better if you dont want cheaters btw**

[lofty kindle]

Indeed. Still not quite to my preference. Don't get me wrong Scum is a good game, I just wanted more. Scum + ProjectZomboid = Beasts dream zombie game.

[gloomy crest]

Y'all remember when director of Black Myth cried because he lost a GOTY and he made speech like years before release?

[coarse nest]

TRUE

force the HS dev team to make a game like that

[gloomy crest]

Crazy

[unborn kayak]

Jump King Quest, trust

[lofty kindle]

What did you do, this time?

[gloomy crest]

THIS TIME?

[coarse nest]

tax evasion

mass homicide

hacking into the pentagon

[languid ruin]

arte they regulars?

[past silo]

You guys have great taste in games, everything you guys said is really cool.

[gloomy crest]

Based

[coarse nest]

based

[gloomy crest]

Free Fire

[languid ruin]

have you guys tried abiotic factor?

[past silo]

Free fire ahh

[coarse nest]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT GAME

SO GOOD

100$%

PEAK

[past silo]

O

W

[gloomy crest]

My friends didnt even downloaded it

[languid ruin]

i started it yesterday since i saw it came out of ealry access

its looking promising

[gloomy crest]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-peak-game-stare-roblox-funny-gif-14204149163935063245

[languid ruin]

bums they are missing out

[gloomy crest]

I remember when they used scientist models from hl1

[gloomy crest]

I'll convince them rn

[gloomy crest]

Game died quickly

[languid ruin]

this is why i rush with playing these games

they do die too fast

[gloomy crest]

I hope mine wouldn't

[languid ruin]

like ride the popularity motherfucker release content updates

[languid ruin]

i made doctor kleiner

[gloomy crest]

Cuz it sounds cool to me

[past silo]

Guys, I'm Brazilian and if I don't understand any of your sentences, I apologize, but I'm getting everything from Google Translate here, transcribing and translating it into English.

I wanted to speak fluently

To at least understand you

[unborn kayak]

still 60k playing every day

[gloomy crest]

But hype fell off

And will fall even more

Game loop is boring

[unborn kayak]

i got my moneys worth

[gloomy crest]

It's fun in the begining, when you explore stuff
Fuck around and find why
But after several hours it's just the same

[lofty kindle]

Party type games are always seasonal.

[languid ruin]

still incredibly good

[indigo hare]

Repo is still fun

Still has 30k playing

[cerulean surge]

Big lamp OP yay or nay?

[hard swallow]

ask him!

[drowsy finch]

I don’t much like repo

[indigo hare]

Im going to repo your car

[drowsy finch]

I will evict you

[modest nest]

fuck yeah

ult challenge is fun asf

why is the ai good for once

[cyan token]

why do i keep getting fatal crash?

[dim lion]

Check your game settings, are you playing on dx12?

[cyan token]

yes

[dim lion]

That's likely the issue. Dx12 enables lumens and shaders, so it can be kinda heavy sometimes.

Try dx11 and see how it works

[spark quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1391440916673462383/RDT_20250706_0620348039552596597264823.gif

[pearl coral]

mfw i find a post interesting and then they drop an em dash and the most soulless “i am very smart” simile of all time

It’s not just (x) — it’s a(n) (adverb) (adjective) (fantastical synonym).

[cosmic rain]

See? Aaaaalways YAPPING ‼️

[cosmic rain]

Incomprehensible

[gusty geode]

i sometimes wonder if the em dash is a disguised Turing test

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/inconceivable-princessbride-impossible-gif-5806265

[cosmic rain]

It's not just delivery -- it's digiorno

[pearl coral]

You know not my pain

[cosmic rain]

True

I am ignorant and blissful 🥰

https://tenor.com/view/rat-hi-chat-faucet-hello-chat-gif-26118316

[spark quartz]

Xatchery will you stfu

[gusty geode]

incomprehensibility is subjective

[vapid hornet]

How to play demo? There is just too much crashes

Is there any known way of fixing this problem rn?

Helpw

[cosmic rain]

Erm, it's syfm now

[pearl coral]

i spend my free time mythbusting ai generated history posts

[gusty geode]

try turning blood down or off and gore too

[cosmic rain]

You can try changing from dx12 to dx11 and turning the blood slider all the way to the left

[pearl coral]

sdiybt

[gusty geode]

if that fails try switching to dx11

[spark quartz]

Xatchery will you keep your massive oversized yapper closed

[cosmic rain]

❤️you always know just what to say

[vapid hornet]

Thanks, im gonna try that

[vapid hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/thx-thank-you-thanks-gif-13519278

[spark quartz]

I hope that tsunami gets u

[cosmic rain]

Who up diggin?

[pearl coral]

i like how there’s not even a reward visible lmao

[cosmic rain]

Sam are you digging rn

[gusty geode]

the reward is more abstract than diamonds

[cosmic rain]

It is shit

[gusty geode]

the reward is diggin in yo butt

[vernal minnow]

for those who played cyberpunk
you would understand this scene

[pearl coral]

@last whale song you sent is peak

[pearl coral]

minor

[last whale]

[cosmic rain]

heck yeah jigsaw, you the goat! 😁

[pearl coral]

Perfect instrumental tone ya boy likes . And perfect interaction between the voice and the pitch of the instruments . Ah, peak.

[gusty geode]

she dig on my butt till im twin

[slow brook]

sophie rain getting boring i need you instead twin 😛

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-papyrus-undertale-papyrus-dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-gif-25913129

[sullen cypress]

is it just me or when there more then 2 people in a fight it start lagging a bit

[slow brook]

yes bro this happens to me too and i play on nintendo 3ds

like what is the random lag

[warm shoal]

Anyone else low-key just pick up willy and put them in their inventory

[sullen cypress]

dont ever roast the 3ds like that

that thing was given to us by god himself

[slow brook]

i still have a galaxy 3ds

[eager otter]

What’s with all the props in #work-in-progress?

[raven ore]

objects you may find during the ea

[proven stratus]

When is the early access

[stark flume]

guys how do I stop being shit at playing guitar

[stark flume]

give or take 70 years from now

[unkempt zodiac]

q4 2025

[raven ore]

q3 or q4

[stark flume]

really?

[unborn kayak]

q4

[unkempt zodiac]

#faq

"Q: When will it be released?
A: We will be launching Early Access in Q4 2025"

[proven stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-angry-cat-angry-black-cat-angry-black-cat-gif-8431628872897666919

[lofty kindle]

Q4

[ornate flicker]

Beer

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-old-milwaukee-beer-drink-party-gif-22890849

[ornate flicker]

🍺

[unborn kayak]

so its gonna be like we who are about to die kinda?

[ornate flicker]

it gonna be like beer

[ornate flicker]

bro give it time, if you actually like guitar you will find the time to play and you will practice more, simple as that

[wide path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCiPX-UnAGY its so joever 💔

you guys should check what the new "online safety act" is

[dry shale]

The uk actually turning into 1984

[wide path]

im forced to live there cause mortgage

spread the word..

[forest falcon]

"He was poisoned "

is what he said if i remember correctly

[vernal minnow]

ye

dude holy shit

im doing so well

i havent done this mission in STEALTH
only LOUD in my previous run

[forest falcon]

i'm fiddling around with 3d printer and writing lectures

[vernal minnow]

Its actually so easy to stealthily kill them

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-27.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/pM6B0HZbL_Kre8ugybkAVSHSPnaVbQ1Nu0GHdLkmJTd35Ew4-1cI6fdzxLKpgMdQDRgY_tBggLnWQUNGdds5gNQ3.jpg?quality=95&as=32x14,48x21,72x32,108x47,160x70,240x105,360x158,480x211,540x237,640x281,720x316,1080x474,1280x561,1440x632,2560x1123&from=bu&cs=2560x0

[vernal minnow]

Oh

[dry shale]

3d print a gun

[vernal minnow]

Goodluck with it

Seems fun

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-gif-20676558

[vernal minnow]

I wonder what i would get

if i complete this entirely stealth

will jackie still die?

[forest falcon]

yes

anyway waht pissed me off was that there was a piece of booger plastic in the nozzle of the 3d printer

that clogged it from factory

and i had to manually heat it up and push

it literally looked like a green booger

[vernal minnow]

noooo dont spoiler it for me

i wanna know what will happen

[raven ore]

thank you for halfsword leak

[vernal minnow]

man..

:sobber:

[forest falcon]

tbf I just know it happens don't rember how

i saw it on yt

[vernal minnow]

I do too
But i dont know if its the same as stealth

[forest falcon]

you have fun

i'll go finish writing stuff

[vernal minnow]

since he doesnt get any damage meaning less blood loss

holy shit i just killed an officer

i got 2.500 euro$

[vast sluice]

guys do someone beat the game?

how can i even beat the last guy?

i cant do the ultimate challenge bro

[floral hull]

u gotta play like a pussy to beat it

[vast sluice]

for real?

only defending so?

[floral hull]

polearms and being far away from them

thats how i did it

very rng too cuz if you get an enemy with the spike sticks its gg like half the time

[gusty geode]

sharp weapons for unarmoured opponents and blunt/heavy weapons for armoured

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life-1-barney-calhoun-benrey-benry-gif-14227913081941131008

[ornate flicker]

beer but big this time

[drowsy finch]

How do I do this in half sword?

[ornate flicker]

drink beer

[gusty geode]

yes i play on 4:3 stretch how can you tell?

[drowsy finch]

Also why is your screen so fucken WIDE

[wind geode]

you tell me

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/e-click-big-screen-wide-screen-gif-15481828

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-zoning-out-cat-stare-black-cat-black-cat-tiktok-stare-gif-6568742496074847242

[fallow geyser]

Obviously it's been optimized to ensure peak performance

[drowsy finch]

How do mfs play dbd like this

Ew why’d it copy like that

Like this ^^

[eager badger]

We die on the hill of the longsword

[wind geode]

playing 1080x1024 on a 3440x1440 Monitor is peak gaming

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-peak-terminal-it's-terminal-peak-gif-9335838773290575835

[wanton carbon]

halfsword changed a lot

[vernal minnow]

jackie died still..

i managed to do the entire mission in stealth tho

[mellow valley]

I had to do the whole mission with my whole entire screen fully pitch black and the only thing i had is the Quickhacks vision

Pain..

[vernal minnow]

I feel bad for you

god is there any way to skip the johny cutscene?

i dont wanna redo the whole missionnn

[drowsy finch]

I LOVE NETRUNNING !!!

[wraith zenith]

willy got some crazy canines dudes practically a monkey

[drowsy finch]

Jackie cannot survive the first act at any point

[wraith zenith]

yeah he gets shot when you slide down the building so nope

[pure kindle]

pour one out for the homie

as i pour milk on your carpeted floor

[drowsy finch]

Cybugpumnk

[vernal minnow]

Will he revive though??..

i reached act 3 before

[pure kindle]

we postin cyberpunkmbmnkgyh

?

[vernal minnow]

yo thats a fire character you've made

[pearl coral]

i got my 3 year old sister hooked on Dan Hentschel color character content

she likes the Blue Gentleman

https://tenor.com/view/the-blue-gentleman-daniel-hentschel-shadow-and-rake-the-green-goober-who-am-i-liquid-the-joker-chuckler-dont-look-at-orb-son-loaf-gif-4039607914007419241

[pure kindle]

thank ! she has gone through a few color theme changes

my daily driver

[vernal minnow]

i still have my old save left but i think it got corrupted since..
(im playing on pirated cyberpunk since im too poor to buy every dlc and the game itself 😭 )

[vernal minnow]

after the 2.3 update

[pearl coral]

do i get ready or not or space marine 2

[pearl coral]

no piracy talk

[vernal minnow]

this is just my entire folder containing my old save files

[pearl coral]

❌ Yarhar

[vernal minnow]

yes to yarhar-

/j

[mellow valley]

me too

[pure kindle]

yar

i wanna just start the game again and try to just do the anarchy johnny ending or something

idk what all the endings even are

[vernal minnow]

but people should not forget that the reason why they pirate a game is because either

• They test if the game is actually worth playing it and buying it later
• Or they cannot just buy it, since the currency in their country is pretty fucked up

[pure kindle]

or abandonware

[vernal minnow]

Thats what i did
i 🏴‍☠️ lethal company before
and a few months ago i BOUGHT the game officialy

[pearl coral]

i think i just said no piracy talk didnt i

[mellow valley]

they should add an ending where V could potentially kill Johnny Silverhand one more time

but it's not possible since it's basically like a ghost

[vernal minnow]

they should make that jackie is alive 💔

[mellow valley]

You cannot touch it

[vernal minnow]

i love him so much

i want him to return

(idk if he actually comes back, but i hope so)

[mellow valley]

atleast I got his motorcycle 😎

[pure kindle]

how tf would he come back from the dead

[mellow valley]

that gives memories

[vernal minnow]

Fix his organs?

[mellow valley]

the same way v did

[vernal minnow]

If he wouldn't give the chip to us

what would happen to him?

🤔

[pearl coral]

Im chippin in !

[dire berry]

what if v was normal

[vernal minnow]

Also im still surprised

[pure kindle]

v is a functioning cyberpsycho

[mellow valley]

Jackie killing dex himself

[vernal minnow]

This game is made by their own engine

[dire berry]

what if david wasnt stupid

[mellow valley]

or now Jackie being the main character lol

[vernal minnow]

And not like

UNREAL ENGINE 5

which is quite insane
since making an engine yourself from scrap is very hard

[mellow valley]

use a car

👍

[vernal minnow]

yeah ik

its very hard to drive one

[mellow valley]

i had to drive one at the age of 5

it was really cool

even though i almost crashed

[dire berry]

isnt pirate bay still active?

[mellow valley]

it is

[dire berry]

good to know

[vernal minnow]

for some reason i thought of that channel 'pirate software'

[pearl coral]

no piracy talk

[pure kindle]

i am a good little consumer drone

[dire berry]

says who it was piracy

[pearl coral]

you hear about that guy losing a bunch of subs over

[pearl coral]

what

[pearl coral]

stop killing games

[dire berry]

wuh

[mellow valley]

no?

[pearl coral]

yeah

[dire berry]

bleuh

[pearl coral]

he got into a bit of a pickle because he opposed stop killing games

[vernal minnow]

oh god not this part

I HATE THIS PARTTT

[dire berry]

made me dyslexic

[vernal minnow]

specifically when you are so heavily injured you cannot do shit 😭

[dire berry]

because of the blue glitch effect

[vernal minnow]

and this guy asks you to shoot down the goblin monsters

[mellow valley]

ay atleast we killed him

that motorcycle dude

hunting us down

[dire berry]

ahh i see you're schizophrenic

[pure kindle]

theres something about him i dont really like but i cant place it

[twin abyss]

ego

his ego

[vernal minnow]

them.

[mellow valley]

Surely they should make Pierre Le Fou an Chat bot?

[pearl coral]

he's annoying

[pearl coral]

why

[mellow valley]

cuz.

[dire berry]

if im correct hes a arasaka soldier

[mellow valley]

I like his music

👍

[twin abyss]

why not?

[mellow valley]

and his

cool

[pearl coral]

because i dont think there would be anything interesting to be done with it lmao

[vernal minnow]

Honestly why should we fckn wait for GTA 6 if we have cyberpunk

[pure kindle]

yeah this and what sam said, just seems to act like he's so important for gaming

[pearl coral]

he doesnt even really have any characterization right now

[twin abyss]

maybe for you

[mellow valley]

we got watch dogs 2, a early version of gta 6 with actually a hacking system

[vernal minnow]

ehh

true

watch dogs 2 or cyberpunk
they both kinda look like if it was gta 6 but came out earlier

[pearl coral]

also the thumbnails..... the thumbnails....

[nocturne forge]

When is the next playtest half sword update?

[vernal minnow]

Also should i watch the edgerunners anime after i beat cyberpunk?

[pearl coral]

last 3 months of the year

[mellow valley]

December?

[nocturne forge]

Like is that a big update?

[twin abyss]

he got his job at blizzard because of nepotism. His father had a high position at the time. Not to mention he calls himself an expert coder, yet- when people look through the code his upcoming game is made of, most people have called it "worse than what an intern would be expected of"

[mellow valley]

Cuz I heard it would be releasing in december

[pearl coral]

is one third of the last three months of the year

[mellow valley]

or smth like thatr

[pearl coral]

is when it goes into early access, the first paid version of the game

[mellow valley]

how much will it cost?

[nocturne forge]

Ohhh, so it’ll actually be something new?

[pearl coral]

yes

[pearl coral]

"premium indie pricing", up to your interpretation

[pure kindle]

ah thats where that comes from... makes sense that he feels like a big boy

[pearl coral]

[twin abyss]

if you look at the readily available Halfsword Steam Page, it says the game will be early access Q4 of this year

[nocturne forge]

I wish they added it to Xbox

[drowsy finch]

Ehhh

[pure kindle]

god damn lmao

[pearl coral]

how do you have a less versatile thumbnail game than ali-a

[modest nest]

hello nerds (im no exeption)

[mellow valley]

so halfsword will be atleast 10+ US

or smth like that

[modest nest]

not bad

[pearl coral]

hi

[twin abyss]

thats worth it, im excited for the early access, they seem they will add so much

[modest nest]

i got to the ultimate challenge

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[mellow valley]

WILLIE

[modest nest]

its the double willie halfsword

[mellow valley]

cuz it's the general chat

[modest nest]

i will have this forever

[nocturne forge]

So you think it’ll be a big enough update that Caseoh will play it

[twin abyss]

what is Willie#2 complaining about?

[modest nest]

i asketh thout willie

riddle me this

potato

[mellow valley]

guys

I found crazy frog in

half sword

[pure kindle]

i hope not

about the caseoh part

[unborn kayak]

he already played this alot

[pearl coral]

he's played the playtest like 5 times at this point so yeah i do think so

[nocturne forge]

Wait why not?

[lofty kindle]

Hard to justify opposition when you do not understand the premise.

[dreamy mango]

🚫 frogs.live_94767, that command is disabled in this channel.

[nocturne forge]

Dyk if this will be the biggest update that we have had?

[unborn kayak]

ofc

[pure kindle]

caseoh is gonna lose a leg if he doesnt change

gonna get that gamer leg

[pearl coral]

well the most important numerical leap is from 0 to 1, so i would assume something going from free to paid would entail more progress than before

[lime knoll]

@dreamy mango take it out

[pearl coral]

cool profile picture . .. . .

[unborn kayak]

thanks king

[pearl coral]

i knew i recognized it

took me a mo to think it through

[unborn kayak]

i ordered a thorr's hammer shirt like 3 weeks ago hopefully it comes someday

[bitter dragon]

Whatsup guys

I’m about to have a sausage and pepperoni pizza

Would anyone like some?

[unborn kayak]

sounds good

i just ate a bbq chicken pizza

[bitter dragon]

Ooooo, it’s a pizza day for everyone

Pizza and halfsword go hard

[twin abyss]

pizza sounds great right now

[mellow valley]

a krabby patty would be nice

i remember that one time when Plankton just discovered the krabby patty formula was public when he was like time travelling or smth

[pearl coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2UU2WI5Wy0BBEBUoihBzaJ?si=08229fa418074403

[random grail]

bro why im i crashing when i die

i have good spec

[modest nest]

why do you take so much damage in the ult challenge

[random grail]

but it say not enought memory

[pearl coral]

you take the same amount of damage as you typically do elsewhere

[modest nest]

huh

[pearl coral]

try fiddling around with task manager and the priority settings for memory

[modest nest]

i think its jsut more noticable cause of you cant really start a new round after you mercy

[pearl coral]

might have to set half sword to a higher priority or something

[modest nest]

you just reset

[random heart]

half sword if u actually picked up weapons when hitting e instead of just slapping the groudn and getting kiled

[pearl coral]

this can be annoying

try manually directing your hand as close as possible to the item before grabbing it

[mellow valley]

sometimes when i wear a lot of armor, i can't pick weapons up.

i just can't

even when i barely wear armor

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956300981119881319/1246180093001465937/silly_billy.gif

[random heart]

utlimate challenge unplayable lag

[mellow valley]

I solved the fatal error fall damage mystery

[pearl coral]

have you tried turning off blood and gore

[mellow valley]

I solved it

[random heart]

i cant tell when i cut anything if ido

[pearl coral]

well it's a compromise that must be made in the playtest's current state

[mellow valley]

it's probably because of there being so many armor pieces laying around

It happened to me a lot.

Especially at the last level

4 knights

and all the armor dropped

when they died

[mighty badger]

album cover

[random heart]

nah like buhurt is unplayable for me

about 10 fps

highest count i can get with still playable is carnage or spoiled ants

[mighty badger]

YES

[mighty badger]

i think its spoilance

[pearl coral]

i really hope we have a BUHURT buhurt mode down the line

[mellow valley]

i have like 200 fps on epic graphics and i still get errors from like so many armor pieces

[mighty badger]

jesus fucking christ

[mighty badger]

big buhurt

12 vs 12

[pearl coral]

i want historical buhurt

[mighty badger]

and how was that

idk

[random heart]

how willie feels after getting a spear from the ground stuck in his leg while trying to pick up a mace

and then trying to grab the enemy's knee instead of the mace

btw do u heal at all in ultimate challenge

[mighty badger]

nuh uh

[dry shale]

pc explode

[mighty badger]

you dont heal at all i think

[random heart]

thats retarded

[dry shale]

a little bit

[mellow valley]

i must say that is quite painful, luckily i am not that willie

[pearl coral]

perforated cuirasses and gauntlets, trelissed helmet-skulls, dull swords and bar maces attached by chains to the chest

[mellow valley]

[pearl coral]

do not use that word here pls

[random heart]

i reclaimed it

[mighty badger]

thats a skill issue

[mighty badger]

sounds cool

[random heart]

how halfsword feels after making me fight two plancons with a mace and dagger

[dry shale]

your ass is not reclaiming it

[random heart]

im autistic

[dry shale]

im also autistic

[mellow valley]

.

wow

[mighty badger]

guess what

[random heart]

i have a mental disability so i can say the r word

[mellow valley]

[random heart]

is this not how slurs work

[pearl coral]

this is a good artistic rendition of a french buhurt player ~1460

[random heart]

if black people can say the n word then i can say the r word

[mighty badger]

yes and no

[random heart]

and the f word too cuz im bi

[mellow valley]

I GOT A SPEECH

IF FURRIES BELIEVE

[twin abyss]

you can only use half of that word

[mighty badger]

what about a dream

[mellow valley]

THEY CAN BE ANIMALS

[pearl coral]

you will be punished regardless

[mellow valley]

I BELIEVE

I CAN SAY THE N WORD

[lucid atlas]

I'm afraid that you're not allowed to say any of them

[mellow valley]

BECAUSE I BELIEVE

I'M BLACK

[pearl coral]

shut up

[dry shale]

you used it in a derogratory way

[mellow valley]

BIGGEST SPEECH OF MY LIFE

[pearl coral]

biggest speech could've gone unsaid or if it had to be said could fit in one message lmao

GET OUTTA HERE !!!

[mellow valley]

no

[random heart]

literally 1484

[mellow valley]

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/jacc-jacc-so-cool-scared-black-kid-black-gif-19028879

[pearl coral]

finally someone else makes this joke

🙏

[mighty badger]

big brother is watching you

[indigo hare]

You are ruining Willie’s name

[random heart]

guys what do i do

[pearl coral]

Large kynsmanne watcheth

[mighty badger]

he is bound to die in EA anyways

[random heart]

my willie is doing the stupid injury thing and wont lower his arms to pick up weapons

im in ultimate challenge

[mellow valley]

warado

WARADO

[dry shale]

you're cooked

[mighty badger]

kneel and accept thy faith

let the blade stain the ground with blood

[twin abyss]

Willie is a peasant from the medieval times, I doubt he's progressive

[mellow valley]

yet he defeated a baron.

[mighty badger]

also try not getting stabbed

[mellow valley]

and

killed many knights

[indigo hare]

You’re ruining it too

[mighty badger]

but he is a silly litlle goober :(

[twin abyss]

im not Willie?

[indigo hare]

No but Youre speaking for him

[mighty badger]

moai you are ruining the island that you gained conscience for

[indigo hare]

He is super progressive and cool

[mellow valley]

Because

[mighty badger]

and nobody bats an eye

[mellow valley]

Because his famous

[twin abyss]

I doubt that

[pearl coral]

wunnit be fate

[indigo hare]

Yes rules for thee not for me

I am better

You are lesser

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-breaking-bad-meme-walt-walter-white-heisenberg-gif-2316875645289523679

[random heart]

why does baron pic have sallet yet baron ingame has armet

[mellow valley]

[wide dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dog-chihuahua-dance-baile-happy-dance-gif-17132048401022591681

[warm shoal]

We do not claim him as one of us

[mellow valley]

yeah

[worldly vapor]

I love writing essays like im an englishman from the year 1814

[lucid atlas]

you can say a lot of things about the icons of the tiers at the moment

[mellow valley]

gulp

[pearl coral]

methinks because the baron rank is a broader representation of his ilk

[warm shoal]

Anyways pass the scrumpy

[lucid atlas]

Most of the stuff there is still not in the game

[warm shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-demoman-tf2-pass-the-scrumpy-pass-demo-tf2-gif-21314588

[lucid atlas]

Including the game mode splash art or whatever

[random heart]

playing as baron isnt fun because he is a lag generator

his pole is too big to swing effectively

and hes too tall

[mellow valley]

it's massive

[lucid atlas]

We're technically stuck with a Milanese harness for like 4 months untill the game comes out

[dry shale]

sallets>armets

[lucid atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[dry shale]

obligatory thats what she said joke

[indigo hare]

Please don’t tell jokes

[random heart]

btw

[mellow valley]

wait

so

telling

[random heart]

im doing a half sword no polearms challenge

[mellow valley]

jokes

is illegal

[random heart]

this is so fucking impossible

[mellow valley]

now?

[modest nest]

i love hte pickaxe in the abyss sm

[indigo hare]

Yes

[pearl coral]

why

[mellow valley]

HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[twin abyss]

ragebait

[indigo hare]

So is single word messages

[random heart]

can you beat half sword without polearms

is that possible

[lucid atlas]

Yes

[dry shale]

yes

[twin abyss]

yes?

[mellow valley]

:c

[pearl coral]

picking the longest sword you can muster is usually pretty equal

[mighty badger]

yes and its easy

not really

[dry shale]

they look cooler honestly

[mighty badger]

but eh

i just spam sword mace

commoner boss just opened my head like a bowl

[random heart]

how half sword feels after never dropping any cuirasses and then crashing the game when it finally does

[lucid atlas]

disable da gore

[mighty badger]

are you playing with blood and gore

by any chance

if ye

yes*

[random heart]

i have 0 gore and one tick of blood

[mighty badger]

disable them

[random heart]

just to see if i cut

[mighty badger]

kill the tick of blood

[mellow valley]

i have maximum blood levels

wait

isn't there going to be like

an update on the gore levels

for the early access?

[mighty badger]

yes

[mellow valley]

perfect..

[rose orbit]

man i just cannot get past the commoner boss anymore, idk what's happenin with me lmao

[random heart]

axe on grotesque is busted

[lucid atlas]

well gore is gonna get updated but optimized as well

[dry shale]

bro is washed

[random heart]

use pitchfork from farmer

[mellow valley]

now i can brutally beat willies

which i always do.

[rose orbit]

i literally reached my peak and then i just fell off like crazy

and im so pissed

[pearl coral]

why

[dry shale]

they just do

[lucid atlas]

I think we need more armets

[mighty badger]

i just reached my peak and forgot that commoner swords are ass

[lucid atlas]

and importantly.. a wrapper

[random heart]

will halfsword have surcoats

also its weird i never see chainmail in halfsword other than neck guardfs

[rose orbit]

im just gonna stop using swords on commoner tier
going sword v sword there is just instadeath lmao

[random heart]

skill issue icl

[rose orbit]

but its mainly a skill issue from me

[lucid atlas]

judging by the splash art yeah

[dry shale]

dripped out tho

[lucid atlas]

and they're common basically

[rose orbit]

the enemies just land every single thrust onto me whenever i find an opening its just pain lol

[random heart]

how it feels to play half sword on a ryzen 5 1400 cpu

[pearl coral]

there's also skirts

[dry shale]

sounds like a skill issue

[pearl coral]

twill come soon likely

[rose orbit]

no shit i know

[lucid atlas]

Imagine this with a giornea...

[still scaffold]

[twin abyss]

we need coifs

[lucid atlas]

we have them

[twin abyss]

Willie wearing helmets with no padded coif is terrible

[mighty badger]

i just performed a whole ass judo move on willie

[twin abyss]

no padded coif

or a regular one for that matter