general-catfish-🐱🐟

[oak olive]

wrong

animal crossing

ohgod

stiff

wait did he get banned

[unkempt scroll]

incorrect, the goverment couldn't make something Good

[oak olive]

oh stizz got banned

i won

wtf happened

[untold wraith]

What?

[oak olive]

they made lesbians

[unkempt scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bas-bryan-cranston-walter-white-i-won-won-gif-4327378

[oak olive]

it says right there

[untold wraith]

Right where?

[unkempt scroll]

they can take credit for lesbians, but i know in my soul it's a lie

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-breaking-bad-4k-gif-21661584

[oak olive]

look under there 😂 🤣 ,,,,

[unkempt scroll]

under whe- oh my god is that a corpse

[untold wraith]

UNDERWEAR AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[oak olive]

👀

ok look away

[oak olive]

dammit stop talking about corpses youre making me hungry 😭

[untold wraith]

[unkempt scroll]

theres a third guy but you can't see him under the snow

[oak olive]

[untold wraith]

My cat prefers Marlboro Red unfiltered

[safe cliff]

your cat has a human ear

[untold wraith]

We disregard that

[safe cliff]

but

its right there

[oak olive]

I normally dont like Mr Misinfo but I've gotta agree with him, we disregard that

[oak olive]

we as in him because i dont like him

[untold wraith]

Tf did i do

[oak olive]

tanks

[untold wraith]

True

[safe cliff]

okay now that cat just has a goatee

where do you adopt these things.

[oak olive]

wdym

[tulip copper]

goatee

[safe cliff]

😭

[untold wraith]

I love the way rick just stares and CORRL

[oak olive]

i dont get it

[untold wraith]

For the best

[oak olive]

😭

ttell me

[untold wraith]

I legitimately can't

[tulip copper]

the joke is jar

[oak olive]

dammit i knew it

i thought it was something i wuldnt get

[scarlet creek]

@oak olive how can you be lesbian when there is Willie

Willie...

🤤

[oak olive]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349150651136868363/1364417546018881616/ezgif-246e42d923fabf.gif

[scarlet creek]

You know when I was younger I used to like men

[oak olive]

tgats a little gay bro

[scarlet creek]

I know bro but then when I turned 13 I met a girl who triggered my biological needs of reproduction

[south hatch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1032131124308217958/BA9004EF-9AE3-4180-9E09-F78911D73237.gif

[scarlet creek]

@oak olive do you feel misgendered when I call you bro

[dim lion]

why do i alwasy open this chat to sum shii

[scarlet creek]

acting like you haven't said some crazy shit too

[last whale]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1396961068055531631 What the fuck is this

[scarlet creek]

[dim lion]

At least I'm open about it

[scarlet creek]

so tempting

[drowsy finch]

@oak olive do yuo feel misgendered ehwen someone calls you the wrong jender ......

[last whale]

Sheep Lady hi

[drowsy finch]

HI V1 ULTAKIL :D

[scarlet creek]

I used to call my ex gf bro sometimes

[dim lion]

bro (feminine) vs bro (masculine

[drowsy finch]

I call everyone bro

[scarlet creek]

[drowsy finch]

I just thought it'd be funny to type, this one isn't satire

[dim lion]

baaro

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-roomba-knife-v1roomba-gif-26716270

[drowsy finch]

WHY IS MY TWITTER FEED ONLY FURRIES

[dim lion]

echochamber

[drowsy finch]

(I only go on twitter to look at cool furry art incase I wanna comm someone)
-# (ps I will gut you if you dm me 'still want this done?')

[spark quartz]

SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZTTTYTYYYTOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN

[last whale]

OMG SILLY HEAD HI

[spark quartz]

OMG SHIZZY HI

[scarlet creek]

when you're so bad at the game you just escape the level

[coarse token]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-3-squid-game-player-456-squid-game-player-333-player-333-gif-11342593364875362693

average spear vs knife fight

[drowsy finch]

All he needs to do is just start thwacking him

[oak olive]

haii! hii! Hiii!!! : )

[coarse token]

yesh

[oak olive]

ms

roli folley

[drowsy finch]

YOU.

HEllo!!

:D

hii

[oak olive]

: D

[coarse token]

why does whenever i say : D (Without space) turns into a ugly emoji

[oak olive]

shutup

ragebait succesufl

[drowsy finch]

It's a setting on thiscord

[oak olive]

OH EMJI

yeah

i aree

agree

shiurocr

sitocrd

shircotr

dsh

[dreamy mango]

ladymudlady has been warned

Reason: Spam

[coarse token]

sutucocord

[drowsy finch]

LMFAO

[oak olive]

FUCK FUCK godammit

[dreamy mango]

ladymudlady has been warned

Reason: Spam

[drowsy finch]

LMQWOIRJGWPOREUGHOIWUERGRH

[oak olive]

im so fucked

[dreamy mango]

ladymudlady has been warned

Reason: Spam

[oak olive]

STOP DUDE ITS NOT SPAMMING NOW

[coarse token]

3x warns in a row

[dreamy mango]

ladymudlady has been warned

Reason: Spam

[coarse token]

x4

[drowsy finch]

IT'S EVERY MESSAGE LMAO

[oak olive]

😭 😭 😭 😭 im fucked

[dreamy mango]

ladymudlady has been warned

Reason: Spam

[coarse token]

LMAO

X5

[drowsy finch]

I'm no snitch

[oak olive]

Willy please

[drowsy finch]

@subtle rock ban her for going over the warn limit

[oak olive]

😭 😭

[drowsy finch]

WHO SAID THAT!

[coarse token]

hmm

idk

maybe the wind

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/look-what-you-fucking-did-gif-25579294

[oak olive]

IM SORRY ITS A HAbIT

[drowsy finch]

I'll BEAT UP whoever (not me) SAID THAT >:(((( GRRR :((( >:p(

[coarse token]

SKEBOB VS EGOR ROBLOX

[lime knoll]

@spark quartz DAAAYUM so full of meat ball and sketti dayum

[drowsy finch]

the fuck kinda bird is that

[spark quartz]

BAMURAI

[coarse token]

its a meme called skebob

[oak olive]

who are you

[ripe sapphire]

cornballs

[lime knoll]

1984 ahh image perms

[spark quartz]

@indigo hare this the guy

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-leave-me-alone-please-leave-me-alone-please-meme-willem-dafoe-gif-26896021

[dreamy mango]

ralifolley has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[coarse token]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-meow-meow-meow-billie-eilish-what-was-i-made-for-sad-song-sad-cat-song-gif-9631701970004335404

[oak olive]

?

[drowsy finch]

literally what the fuck

like unironically I don't understand that one

[oak olive]

willie has gone on a power trip i think

[drowsy finch]

I should start killing him

[oak olive]

what is duplicated text even

[oak olive]

yes

[last whale]

Halfcord has become 1984

[coarse token]

best combination (ai edition)

[lime knoll]

Im literally crying my ass out

[oak olive]

bro is fluent in american english

[spark quartz]

🫦

[lime knoll]

Yeah buddy, you can get it😼

[spark quartz]

this server won't be able to contain ur spiciness bam

[coarse token]

https://tenor.com/view/myung-gi-mg-coin-verybiggroupchat-squid-games-gif-10051552978131513659

[lime knoll]

They simply dont know about Freakurai

[last whale]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-willie-jar-one-willie-one-jar-half-sword-half-sword-jar-gif-15272861484555836104

[oak olive]

more likeban

[coarse token]

..

anyways

soo

uh

erm

idk

nvm

just

nope

idont wanna be warnd

[dreamy mango]

mewocat12 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[coarse token]

sorry

[dreamy mango]

mewocat12 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[coarse token]

huh

[dreamy mango]

mewocat12 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[coarse token]

WHAT

[spark quartz]

HAHA

[dreamy mango]

mewocat12 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[coarse token]

HELP

[dreamy mango]

mewocat12 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[coarse token]

no

[dreamy mango]

mewocat12 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[coarse token]

.

[last whale]

Imminent ban

[dreamy mango]

mewocat12 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[spark quartz]

BRO GOT WARNED FIVE TIMES

[lime knoll]

Get em Willie

[coarse token]

stop.

[dreamy mango]

mewocat12 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[lime knoll]

Yeeeeeeeag

[coarse token]

GRR

[dreamy mango]

mewocat12 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[coarse token]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-screaming-cat-what-freaking-out-cat-scared-gif-11982999206130603009

[dreamy mango]

mewocat12 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[drowsy finch]

@lofty kindle GET YO BOY, DAWG !!!!

[coarse token]

help

[dreamy mango]

mewocat12 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/yo-xan-get-your-boy-fight-pissed-off-going-to-fight-you-you-wanna-scrap-gif-14517400

[coarse token]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-reaction-michi-triste-crying-cat-reaction-sad-cat-hannicion-gif-17190162121303461099

oh god damn

finally

ended

[lime knoll]

@dreamy mango do it stank?

[coarse token]

im literally interact dancing with my cat

she lit came over my bed and spinned on me legs

lmfao

[cursive sand]

is it possible to get half sword playetst instead of demo

[oak olive]

bro got 11 warns

[oak olive]

No

[cursive sand]

damn

[indigo hare]

whats goin on heeere

[cursive sand]

😔

[indigo hare]

spam

[cursive sand]

is the demo updated

[lime knoll]

Tomorrow

[cursive sand]

oh ok

[oak olive]

yea

jousting update, new maps, new armour and stuff

new weapons too

its gonna be the last update tho

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/five-hundred-cigarettes-bortus-orville-cigarettes-500-gif-7580742793072271551

500 warns

[last whale]

Me when I spread misinformation:

[lime knoll]

Damn I love to LIE

[scarlet creek]

is 222 stupid he didn't use the range advantage

[coarse token]

456 would find a way to counter it and also hitting like that is more useful since yk you can just grab into the metal stick and try to take it or even use it against them

[spark quartz]

@lime knoll this is your halfsword equivalent

[lime knoll]

Hmmmm

Does he like fish

[spark quartz]

I think he's cool with the fihh

[lime knoll]

I fw whoever fw the fihh

[spark quartz]

fihh gang 4 life

[lime knoll]

I clicked “hell naw” for the server setup and got a death threat in my inbox

[scarlet creek]

maybe out of topic but I think both 456 and 222 are bad fathers

456 cared more about that ugly ahh cgi baby than about her actual daughter

[coarse token]

456 is horrible but i dont think 222 is (kinda)

[scarlet creek]

yeah I also don't think 333 is as bad as people on tiktok say

[coarse token]

yeah, he didnt even meant ANY harm to 222 or anyone close to them

[scarlet creek]

wait did I say 222

I'm dumb

(sorry for R slur)

[coarse token]

nah its ok

[scarlet creek]

I meant the cgi baby's father

was it 333

[coarse token]

yeah

333's was that ugly ass cgi baby father

[oak olive]

ohg od

[hazy current]

Nah the devs who made this wtf

made an amazing ass game

wish the controls were a bit less floppy but I feel lik ethat would remove the game's charm

[pearl coral]

can you describe what you mean by floppy

[lime knoll]

Haha, 😼

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/potato-wiggle-wiggle-wiggling-potato-potatoes-tatertot-gif-25707684

mostly polearms and the peasant axe feel a bit floppy but that's because of their weight

[subtle rock]

bro pinged the wrong easter 😭

[drowsy finch]

BAN HER

BAN HER NOW

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-mike-ehrmantraut-victor-gif-14071392161351193694

[oak olive]

:(

ms railpflley how could u d tjis

[pearl coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956300981119881319/1246180093001465937/silly_billy.gif

[drowsy finch]

II DIDNT'TT

[oak olive]

o ok

: D

[scarlet creek]

out of topic but when did you realize you were gay

https://tenor.com/view/motomoto2-gif-25429330

[oak olive]

im being gay rn what do you mean

[scarlet creek]

yeah but when did u realize you were gay

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-rapper-woah-nelly-eminem-eminem-woah-nelly-woah-nelly-gif-11884232042387682553

[dry shale]

wtf is going on

[oak olive]

oh i skip words when i read why do you care

[scarlet creek]

😪 I'm just curious

https://tenor.com/view/curious-george-gangnam-style-green-screen-gif-6132654973834173223

[pearl coral]

sebastian's gay

[scarlet creek]

false information

[carmine thistle]

What, did I miss?

[pearl coral]

oh i thought that was why you were asking

[pearl coral]

nothing

[scarlet creek]

crazy

[carmine thistle]

Alrighty, cool

[scarlet creek]

actually I remember I used to ask my female friends if they bleed

🥀

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1391875616701415564/giphy1.gif

[hazy current]

Like I feel as though I barely have control over my punches and attacks

[scarlet creek]

framerate?

[hazy current]

And the alt thrusting doesn’t really feel like a thrust

[hazy current]

??

[scarlet creek]

yeah we all feel that way actually

[scarlet creek]

your framerate affects your control and power

[hazy current]

Bro what

[scarlet creek]

buttttt that's probably not your issue

[hazy current]

I get like 140

[scarlet creek]

what's your sensitivity

[hazy current]

Mouse sensitivity?

Middle

[pearl coral]

how not

[scarlet creek]

and game sens?

usually people put their game sens below middle

[scarlet creek]

because it's stiff and unnefective asf

[hazy current]

My dps is like 400+ I believe

4000*

[hazy current]

Like it just doesn’t even go in the direction I want it to

It stays stiff at the arm

[pearl coral]

..forward ?

[hazy current]

It’s like forward but not in the direction of the enemy

[scarlet creek]

he means this

peak thrusting innit

[lime knoll]

What game is this?

[scarlet creek]

roblox

[pearl coral]

yeah you stabbed him twice and then missed entirely by your own fault

[pearl coral]

what weapon doth ye use

[hazy current]

Imagine a nazi salute

[lime knoll]

WHAT

[pearl coral]

no actually

we will not be doing that

[hazy current]

No im being serious

[pearl coral]

you can quit discussing that immediately

[scarlet creek]

out of nowhere

[hazy current]

Like that’s the direction it goes

Wait wait

I’m not trying to make jokes

[pearl coral]

hey you could've said up !

[lime knoll]

Someone blow that guys hemisphere up NOW

[pearl coral]

are you doing a "thrust" with your fist

[hazy current]

Also it’s kinda hard to aim on the body part you want to attack

But back to the thrusting

Imagine holding your arm up to eye level

[scarlet creek]

yeah this feels floppy

[hazy current]

It’s at the side of your vision not directly in front

[scarlet creek]

(old clip I don't suck so badly now lol)

honestly doing overheads suck in half sword

[hazy current]

Real. Landing them is legendary tho

[pearl coral]

use alt

[hazy current]

Also can someone explain arrow time?

[pearl coral]

it's slow mo

[scarlet creek]

I know that it just doesn't have as much power

[hazy current]

Is it slowed down but uses my stamina?

[pearl coral]

slow is smooth and smooth is fast

[scarlet creek]

I like this clip

[scarlet creek]

your brain overheats ig

[pearl coral]

@hazy current WHAT WEAPON DO YOU FAIL THE THRUST WITH

[scarlet creek]

thrusting with any weapon is messy

[hazy current]

I’ve only tried the thrusts with the fists

[pearl coral]

im not talking to you

[hazy current]

Will test it on other shit

[pearl coral]

well then that's why

it's not built for punching lmao

[scarlet creek]

why

[hazy current]

😔

[hazy current]

Bad experience with fists 🫣

[pearl coral]

it kind of works better with the left hand but it still isnt really practical

you can accomplish what a thrust with the fist would accomplish with just your mouse

[scarlet creek]

honestly in demo 0.3 we had more control over our swings but I like the weight weapons have in 0.5

[pearl coral]

0.3 your character used every weapon like a caveman and your joints were almost always fully extended

[scarlet creek]

still more control

[hazy current]

Also why is the picking up so frustrating 😭

[pearl coral]

well the game is going for historical accuracy not sebastian's favorite

[pearl coral]

try crouching and moving the arm you're trying to grab with to be over the item

[hazy current]

So that’s purposeful?

[scarlet creek]

just add magic and female soldiers

[pearl coral]

it's purposeful that if your arm is not where the thing is you will have a harder time grabbing the thing

[hazy current]

Fairs

I wish nut shots did extra damage

Or stunned the enemy

[scarlet creek]

willies have no genitals

[lime knoll]

What era does it take place in?

[scarlet creek]

1450-1470 I think

[lime knoll]

Thats cool

[hazy current]

Henry the 8th?

Or shortly before him

[lime knoll]

Nah he was later

Late 1400s

[pearl coral]

if ~20 years is shortly then yeah

"henry VIII technology" is a lot different from half sword technology tho

[lime knoll]

Is the game actively in development or has it already been fully released and is receiving updates?

[scarlet creek]

in dev

[cobalt shoal]

I’m gonna die!!!

[pearl coral]

do minecraft villagers plant their own crops

[dry shale]

Yes

[lime knoll]

Yes if they have seeds

If not they will STARVE

[pearl coral]

do i have to give them seeds

[lime knoll]

They have to get seeds from the crops they grow

I believe

[dry shale]

You can put seeds in chests

[lime knoll]

You may be able to throw them some

[dry shale]

And they’ll use them

[pearl coral]

why dont they use their own functioning economy to acquire seeds

[dry shale]

Because they are the ones who have the seeds

[lime knoll]

They are not capable of industrializing so they will suffer from stagnation and falter

[pearl coral]

Malthusian Theory IN MINECRAFT ? ? ?

instead of killing chickens and cooking them i set them on fire while they're alive so i get cooked chicken

[lime knoll]

If you have Fire Aspect it works as well

[dry shale]

Lava chicken

[spark quartz]

we'll be getting a early access release in q4 of this year

so it'll be like a legit thing

but right now you can download the demo for free

type shit

[dry shale]

Shit

[lime knoll]

My PC would blow my fat ass up if I tried to run it

[gloomy crest]

gm chat

[spark quartz]

in low settings it shouldn't take up too much space

but i understand

[lime knoll]

I tried to run Day of Defeat and the ASUS ceo came to my house and best my ass

[spark quartz]

DAY OF DEFEAT

[gloomy crest]

damn, hate when this happens

[spark quartz]

that game is so old

[gloomy crest]

what your specs?

[lime knoll]

Ok buddy im reporting u for hair assement

[lime knoll]

1070

[gloomy crest]

i might help, my pc was ass for years but i usually found ways around

[gloomy crest]

how much ram?

[lime knoll]

Good question

I think 16

[gloomy crest]

then you can play demo on low settings

[lime knoll]

Thank you machine man

[gloomy crest]

i have a little similar to your pc, just a little worse. It runs this game in stable 60 fps on low settings

sometimes its 20-30 when there's a lot of people

[lime knoll]

Can you private 1v1?

[gloomy crest]

There's no MP right now

not sure if it even will be there,

but i hope it will, crazy pvp potential

[lime knoll]

I want to beat up silly

I am pink

[dry shale]

Only downside is low settings has awful resolution 😭

[noble trail]

how can i run the gaunlet again, everytime i try i just only have the option to fight the champion

[gloomy crest]

yeah, but i got used to it

I rather play it like that, than not play it at all

[gloomy crest]

Kill the champion!

[lime knoll]

Damn straight

[noble trail]

i already beat him tho lol

[scarlet creek]

I'd say this combat is better than half sword's (come on sam explain me why it isn't )

bruh why did clipchamp reduce the fps

[dry shale]

Ehhhhhhhh

[hazy current]

What is this?

[scarlet creek]

exanima

[scarlet creek]

tbf I suck at the game but I like the elbow at the end and then the knee shot

[dry shale]

It looks like you have a lot less control of your strikes

[gloomy crest]

looks cool, what's the game

[scarlet creek]

exanima

[gloomy crest]

thanks, gonna check it.

[gloomy crest]

You're his personal executer now, welcome to the hell

[oak olive]

fire song

[gloomy crest]

Check #game-footage-🎮🎥

[scarlet creek]

You do but you can still control them pretty well

[dry shale]

Also it looks like the game hasn’t had an update in a while

[scarlet creek]

well yeah because they're working on full release

which is coming soon

(1.0 version)

[noble trail]

lol so i cant start again at the lowest and work abck up ?

[dry shale]

For 2 years????

Especially considering it got updated pretty often beforehand?

[gloomy crest]

Im not sure what's your problem, but try to restart the game(if you didnt) or die to champion

if not working, try switching to free play and then back to gauntlet

[noble trail]

ok ill try and report back tyvm

[scarlet creek]

well it's a HUGE game made by a few devs

[raven ore]

blud never played a indie game💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 🥭 🥭 🥭

[scarlet creek]

also can you be THIS dominant in half sword? @dry shale

and I suck ass at the game imagine someone who is a pro

[crude kraken]

what game is that ????

[scarlet creek]

exanima

Muahaha the exanima propaganda is working

[crude kraken]

on steam

[scarlet creek]

yes

[crude kraken]

free ?

yo

half sword way better

ong

[scarlet creek]

how

[crude kraken]

cuz i said so

n it looks better also

way better

i like how u can cut ppl

n beat them w fist

thats fire

[scarlet creek]

cap

[crude kraken]

no game do it like half sowrd

[oak olive]

why the fuck is my willy crouchin involuntarily all the time this si annoying

[lime knoll]

@gloomy crest thats not bad at all

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[gloomy crest]

Yeah, and abyss works in like 80 fps

[gusty geode]

you might have flamingo legs, its a really annoying glitch

[scarlet creek]

can you feel like you're beating your wife in half sword?

[oak olive]

:(

[oak olive]

i would never beat my wife like that

[scarlet creek]

yo why tf does the video look overexposed

[subtle rock]

i just bought my friends terraria so we can play

[crude kraken]

where is the fist fighting aspect

i need to see that then we can have a talk

[oak olive]

theres fist fighting im pretty sure

[crude kraken]

how there are diffrent lvls of arormy is fire

[oak olive]

idk i dont play examiner

[crude kraken]

its amazing

[scarlet creek]

Ok but can you be absolutely dominant in half sword?

Exactly you can't

[gusty geode]

i beg to differ

[oak olive]

same

im not dominant but same

[spark quartz]

@lime knoll this is the halfsword version of Scoobs

[oak olive]

im not dominant my willy is

[gusty geode]

like scoobs from black ops 3?

[crude kraken]

yes tf u cna

wdym

[spark quartz]

no

[crude kraken]

i beat them down bloody

[gusty geode]

oh i was gonna say

[crude kraken]

and they look n beg for mercy n i say nmo mercy n kill them

[oak olive]

@gusty geode hey my fds how to fix flingo leg?

[gusty geode]

i think you just have to restart your game

[oak olive]

o ok

tanks lad

[gusty geode]

its sucky but as of right now i think thats the only fix :(((

[oak olive]

:(

[scarlet creek]

Not as dominant as throwing your enemies around

[oak olive]

have you played half sowrd

[scarlet creek]

WHILE THEY'RE IN ARMOR

[scarlet creek]

yes

[crude kraken]

u cna do that also ion halfsowrd

[oak olive]

dont lie to me

[crude kraken]

did u ply the game ?

[scarlet creek]

but not as cool

[oak olive]

true maybe

[scarlet creek]

gang this is half sword grappling

💔

[lime knoll]

Hello Halfsword version of Scoobs

[spark quartz]

(they're both scottish)

[lime knoll]

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

[spark quartz]

i know 😞

[lime knoll]

I hope he gets better 😢

[spark quartz]

😭 that's crazy

[oak olive]

thats multiplayer

[oak olive]

shut up

[scarlet creek]

if players play the same way npcs do I'll boycott the game

[oak olive]

:soob

im lagging so fucking much for no reason what the fuck dude

can someone deliveer me a 5 gb ram stick

[scarlet creek]

honestly yeah what the fuck is this fist fighting

ass

[lime knoll]

Is this a camera setting?

That looks dope

[proven night]

bro punched the wall 🥀

[raven ore]

youre not doing it right

[scarlet creek]

Ik I'm a new player

[scarlet creek]

It's the default camera setting I think

[lime knoll]

Ive never seen that, thats cool

[scarlet creek]

just in case the game is exanima

[lime knoll]

Exanima?

[scarlet creek]

yes

[lime knoll]

Im not sure what that is

[dry shale]

You can tbh

[scarlet creek]

this game

(the video is overexposed for some reason)

[lime knoll]

Oh I thought this was Half sword

My apologies

[scarlet creek]

only when they're already incapacitated

[dry shale]

Nah

[scarlet creek]

yep

what I mean by dominant is bullying the mfs while they're still alive

[dry shale]

It’s pretty easy to play dominantly, you gotta be real aggressive

[scarlet creek]

problem is that

[dry shale]

Oh yeah poleaxe is great for that

[scarlet creek]

that playstyle doesn't work in half sword

UNLESS

[dry shale]

It does

[scarlet creek]

only in heavily armoured tiers

[dry shale]

Well in unarmored tiers you can’t bully because it’s easy to kill in one shot

In high tiers? Absolutely

Just whap that mf so hard and so much he gets whiplash

Super fun

[scarlet creek]

but can you throw them in the air?

[dry shale]

Can you flying roundhouse kick people in exanima

[scarlet creek]

fair enough

this bullshit happens in half sword tho

it's super easy to do

[dry shale]

Well yeah it’s super easy to swing an axe around like a bozo and kill unarmored people

[scarlet creek]

no that's not what happened there

it's super speed lol

[dry shale]

What point are you trying to make

[scarlet creek]

wait actually this clip I recorded was pretty abusive

[scarlet creek]

that HS physics are messy as hell

[dry shale]

It’s early access

What do you expect

In fact it’s earlier than early access

It’s an open beta

[marsh plume]

Yo how can I fix the constantly crashes

[dry shale]

Lower graphics settings

[marsh plume]

About gore, blood or just graph?

[dry shale]

All

[marsh plume]

Freaky

[dry shale]

Mostly blood and graphics

The blood is hella unoptimised

[marsh plume]

This game might be pushed to 2026

[dry shale]

What makes you think that

[scarlet creek]

half sword is so weird I swear bro

[marsh plume]

I forgot how to spell the word

It is pessimist?

[scarlet creek]

that spear had a damaging aura lmao

[marsh plume]

Anyways, i never wait that much from any dev of any game

[dry shale]

Yeah that happens

[marsh plume]

*expect

[scarlet creek]

look at the video barely touching it made me drop my falchion

[marsh plume]

English is nice today

[dry shale]

A delayed game is eventually good, a rushed game is forever bad

[dry shale]

Again

Yeah that happens

[worldly vapor]

what are you talking about

[marsh plume]

Yea, so imma keep the 2026 bet

[scarlet creek]

what about Cyberpunk 2077

[dry shale]

They did say q4 this year

[scarlet creek]

binbows have you played exanima

[marsh plume]

I were going to mention that but ah

[dry shale]

One of the exceptions I guess

[scarlet creek]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1391875616701415564/giphy1.gif

[marsh plume]

Rockstar said past year it would be 2025

People love to say things

[worldly vapor]

no

[dry shale]

Well yeah but that’s a completely different thing

[marsh plume]

I can just tell this game is going to release next week

[marsh plume]

It looks like the same

I mean, they can just change it

[worldly vapor]

this is not the same studio as rockstar

maybe gta 6 and half; sword are different?

[marsh plume]

The point still the same

[dry shale]

GTA 6 is being released fully finished

[marsh plume]

People can change it

Also the game is not ours

[worldly vapor]

I HAVE MY DOUBTS

[dry shale]

Half sword is only going early access

[dry shale]

IN THEORY

IN THEORY!!!!

[marsh plume]

GTA 6 part 2?

[worldly vapor]

Theyre going to resell the game 3 years from now for 80 dollars just to update the water ripples

[dry shale]

garunteed

[violet garden]

A delayed game isn’t always eventually good if it’s just a shit game

[worldly vapor]

God I FUCKING HATE CONSUMERS!

😡

[dry shale]

Also true

But in general delays don’t automatically indicate the game will be shit

It just means the devs are taking more time to make sure the product is up to standard

[worldly vapor]

Good delayed games:

Hunt Down the Freeman

[dry shale]

Deltarune

[violet garden]

Rockstar devs are usually stupid good at what they do, I imagine they’ll get it out without any huge problems

[scarlet creek]

he was being sarcastic

[worldly vapor]

Hunt Down the Freeman >

[dry shale]

I think

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-beast-mitchell-shepard-hunt-down-the-freeman-hdtf-gif-27401862

[dry shale]

Sarcasm is hard to identify on the internet

[worldly vapor]

I said "Hunt Down the Freeman"

[dry shale]

Idk what that is

[worldly vapor]

You hunt down this guy called Fred Free Man

He broke out of prison

[violet garden]

Legendarily dogshit Half Life fan game

[worldly vapor]

thwse freaking newgens dont know what hunt down the freeman is...

im tweaking..

[dry shale]

Skull emoji

[worldly vapor]

🫀

🧠

🫘

kidneys

mb

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-funny-confiscated-ominous-meme-gif-15499741898661421269

[violet garden]

These freakin kids these days callin kids these days newgens these days…

[worldly vapor]

I have 1000 hours in gmod singleplayer

im original gangsta

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-shaquille-o'neal-wasnt-familiar-with-your-game-not-familiar-with-your-game-owe-you-an-apology-gif-659475967619081410

Same here

[worldly vapor]

When I was little I used to watch my dad play minecraft and half life 2

I remember asking him why he didnt use the pulse rifle more

[violet garden]

Your dad was washed, had to get coached by a kid

[worldly vapor]

💀

I THINK HE WAS CONSERVING AMMO

[scarlet creek]

that feeling when knee destruction is tomorrow

[violet garden]

Doesn’t he know the more you use a gun the more ammo it gives you for it?? My guy isn’t in on the deep inner machinations of the game. Lock in.

[worldly vapor]

I actually forgot that was a feature in hl2

[amber hare]

top down half sword

[scarlet creek]

why you built like that

[violet garden]

There’s nothing better than getting a juiced hit in Exanima

https://tenor.com/view/gizma-master-ogre-exanima-gif-24445510

[raven ore]

halfsword build

[scarlet creek]

bro what about my knee shot 🥺

[violet garden]

Ngl didn’t realize it was two different people posting clips

You did good too sport 👍

[scarlet creek]

https://streamable.com/aaywyc this is my best clip

[violet garden]

Absolutely cooked by Mr. Bones

[scarlet creek]

mr bones couldn't get upstairs so

Sebastian 1

Mr Bones 0

btw is the short spear good?

[violet garden]

I’m kinda trash at the game but I don’t like it, polearms are generally the best imo

Poleaxe grappling strats are goated

[scarlet creek]

what weapon is good for one handed use

[violet garden]

I dunno I don’t use 1-handers usually lol. Swords are ok ig

Actually I think I did use the short spear in the campaign for a bit and it’s not terrible

I just prefer a big sword or poleaxe

[scarlet creek]

It's just very dark most of the time

so I need a torch in my other hand

normally i'd fight with a bardiche

[violet garden]

That’s why you make the NPC henchman guy carry your torch lol

[scarlet creek]

derrin did most of the work for me lol

I suck with one hand weapons

[violet garden]

Derrin so cracked…

[pearl coral]

i made a horse drawn carriage in vanilla minecraft

if you use a lead on a boat and then get on your horse you can drag the boat and whatever's in it behind you

[worldly vapor]

this seems more like a kidnapping to me

[forest falcon]

gud mornin

i feel fucked up lowkey

[raven ore]

drink coffer

[pearl coral]

i just discovered how to transport three people with one horse and you're discussing the legality of it ? this is a technological marvel

[severe fulcrum]

happy ghast

massive transportation

[pearl coral]

or even a chest and a player ? or a player and some other type shift ?

[pearl coral]

but that requires going to the nether and stuff so this is a good early game option

[forest falcon]

or you can just drag them along the ground while walking like a gigachad

[lime harness]

Here's a lovely image

[wanton portal]

this reminds me of that one time when I was a kid
I put my entire arm inside of a motorcycle's exhaust pipe

[gloomy crest]

If they're short or halflings, you can rope each to horse legs

[worldly vapor]

glove melt onto it?

[zenith dirge]

thats some shit i would do

[gloomy crest]

Someone's hand

[zenith dirge]

homie it would be red and shit

[worldly vapor]

thought it looked too yellow

[zenith dirge]

maybe my pfp put his hand on it?

[gloomy crest]

That's some shit I would record

[gloomy crest]

Fair point

[zenith dirge]

maybe some guy thought it would be funny to fling banana pudding at it

[gloomy crest]

Or some guy painted his hand yellow and was like "hmmm, what if I put it on the jet" and kaboom

It's all shit and giggles, until IT starts shitting and giggling

[zenith dirge]

maybe he shit on it?

[placid shuttle]

Gents, is this like a new version of Exanima I haven't seen or something

Cause last I checked that shit was NOT in the game and the game itself was abandoned

[astral ether]

Silly question, but anybody else here read prequel adventure?

I only ask because it finally updated again lmao

[gloomy crest]

Not me, what is "Prequel Adventure" exactly?

[astral ether]

It’s a webcomic based on elder scrolls oblivion

Kinda notorious for very slow updates, and it’s had a couple hiatuses that were 2 years long

But it’s been updating somewhat consistently again

[gloomy crest]

I guess, i've seen some panels on Pinterest before

Nvm, I didn't

[astral ether]

It’s fun, but I also get it’s not for everyone

[gloomy crest]

Only webtoon I read was something like "skeleton couldn't defend his dungeon" or like that
Was pretty cool, but got repetitive soon enough

[astral ether]

It’s not on webtoons, it has its own website

Part of the selling point is that you can submit prompts to potentially have it selected to influence the narrative

[gloomy crest]

I see

[astral ether]

Feels wild how long I’ve been following it for lol

I startsd when i was a young teen lol

I want to say 14 or 15

[gloomy crest]

Prequel adventure?

[astral ether]

Yeah lol

For reference, I’m 21 currently

[gloomy crest]

Same with fnaf for me

I'm 18, and it's been so long since I started following it

[worldly vapor]

Among Us

[gloomy crest]

11 years now, damn

[worldly dragon]

Hi

[gloomy crest]

Sus

[gloomy crest]

Hi

[worldly dragon]

Hru

[gloomy crest]

👍

[astral ether]

I’m gonna be honest, fnaf lost me after not too long lol

I think I started to lose interest around 4

[worldly dragon]

Forgot about that game

[gloomy crest]

For some reason, it still holds me. I know every pint of lore, every secret, every tactic and a lot of fan games.

[worldly vapor]

scott cawthon haphazardly piling up a mess of lore to fuel matpat's ramblings

[astral ether]

Hyperfixation goes crazy man, all the more power to you

[astral ether]

TRUE

[gloomy crest]

Weird how I could understand all that lore

[worldly vapor]

its like a furnace and he keeps making up random shit to fuel the fire

[gloomy crest]

And not math

[worldly vapor]

and now we have whatever modern FNAF is

[gloomy crest]

I gave up on math in 6th grade

[gloomy crest]

Security Breach is wasted potential 🥀🥀🥀

[wanton portal]

note to self

[astral ether]

i remember how scott just didn’t say anything about fnaf to the devs lmao

[wanton portal]

never charge in if you wanna do a headbutt

[astral ether]

I’m dogshit at math too don’t worry

[worldly vapor]

I saw that game and my first thought what "this shit looks like shovelware"

look at this shit

THIS IS FUCKING SLOP

[astral ether]

I became an english major so now I can more effectively force my autism onto people

[wanton portal]

it's a free roam puzzle game

what do you expect

cyberpunk levels?

[worldly vapor]

i expect a game with decent art direction

since its a FNAF GAME

thats what made FNAF GOOD

[astral ether]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1269670276950528021/1396774519032643735/IMG_3972.jpg?ex=687ff7e4&is=687ea664&hm=86e9d1bf4c96287668838c916bf41b3ca5c8e621a8daae2a216f5615784b87c7&

[worldly vapor]

fnaf 1 had great art direction

architecture, design, the posters, the atmosphere

now its become plastic

fnaf was never plastic

[astral ether]

Fnaf 1 was also a new take on horror at the time

Forgetting even inventing mascot horror

[worldly vapor]

this shit is like a $20 blender model commissioned on fiverr like wtf

[astral ether]

The fact you were stationary was new

[worldly vapor]

look at the UI... this is ROBLOX TIER

[astral ether]

Lmfao

It kinda is tho 😭

[worldly vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8U22dvli4w

I want fnaf to have this vibe

sm

[astral ether]

Oh shit I’ve been patiently waiting for sonething to come of that project lol

Hoping it hasn’t been abandoned

[worldly dragon]

What the hell is this?! Wheres the hd 4k resolution?

[astral ether]

Looking at the time, I should get to sleep

[worldly vapor]

THIS VID IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUwJWv38FpY

AND THIS ONE

this has fnaf vibes too

love art based indie projects

and I want to watch The 100 Girlfriend Who Really Really Really Really REALLY Love You again

I want to watch that again

[gloomy crest]

Just watch first trailer. It was so potential with Vanessa being ally and overall atmosphere seemed more instance and scarier

[astral ether]

Ena is fun

I need to finish the game

[worldly vapor]

i like how its free

[astral ether]

First chapter is anyways

[gloomy crest]

Level designer is so expensive they had to use Mario Draw on SNES

[worldly vapor]

i also like Cruelty Squad but I think thats a bit different

https://tenor.com/view/cruelty-squad-gif-22647208

[gloomy crest]

Cruelty squad without capitalism rampage

[worldly vapor]

What

[gloomy crest]

Ena

[astral ether]

Ngl there’s a very real chance I’m starting to get hyperfixated on battletech lmao

Tack it onto the other wargames I’m hyperfixated on lmao

[gloomy crest]

What holding me from hyperfixating on DnD is my balance

[astral ether]

Ngl I’ve kinda lost interest in dnd

Don’t get me wrong, dnd is fun

5e is how I first got involved with tabletop stuff

But after a while you kinda become aware of its shortcomings

[gloomy crest]

I fed goblin ears to other goblins while they were shaking in fear cuz fuck yeah.

[astral ether]

See I’m interested in stuff like LANCER and vampire the masquerade these days

[gloomy crest]

I see what you talking about, yeah I agree. That's why I always try something new, just to not get tired.

[gloomy crest]

Lancer deltarune

[astral ether]

Though I’m hard pressed to find groups for it

[gloomy crest]

I really want to learn how to draw

[astral ether]

Dude LANCER is actually awesome

And i draw

[gloomy crest]

I find myself more interested in dinos than before

[astral ether]

Still learning, granted, but I think I’m getting alright

[gloomy crest]

Nice

[astral ether]

Very cool mech designs

[gloomy crest]

We kept our school group chat and even tho it's silent, I just randomly send documentary videos about dinos in there

[astral ether]

Lmao

[gloomy crest]

Yeah, looks sick 👍

Yesterday I send edit about Ankylosaurus fighting and wining against Spinosaur
Which is real, Anky>>>

[astral ether]

I like a bunch of different settings for the world building, LANCER has so much cool stuff I could yap entire essays about, genuinely let me know if you want to check it out and I can send pdfs of the source books lol

And dinosaurs are cool

[gloomy crest]

They're like gods favorite dinosaur
A giant hammer behind, insane protection everywhere and even head still invincible making it absolutely kill machine. They were nerfed to herbivore just to not end dino population before asteroid did.

[astral ether]

Never got terribly into them, but I won’t deny they’re interesting

[gloomy crest]

Even T-Rex was afraid of attacking them

[astral ether]

With good reason

Say goodbye to your fucking ankles lol

[gloomy crest]

Yeah, I would've been afraid too

[gloomy crest]

I could've check it when I get some time

[astral ether]

I can send it tomorrow

Also super into warhammer, both 40k and fantasy lol

[gloomy crest]

Mechas are cool af, I loved playing Armored Core 3 Portable when I was younger.... Tho I didn't made much progress

[astral ether]

Armored core is a lot of fun

[gloomy crest]

Is Total War worth it?

[astral ether]

Ok so there’s a bit to it

[gloomy crest]

I played Gladius, it was fun but I prefer civ6 more

[astral ether]

If you don’t like rts games I’d say no, but if you like 4x grand strategy, it’d probably be up your alley

But absolutely wait for them to be on sale

How it works is that the factions from the previous title carry over into the next game if you own it

Like I really like the skaven

If I want to play skaven in total warhammer 3, I NEED to own 2

Tomb kings of khemri are also a dlc faction for 2

[gloomy crest]

Late stage capitalism or whatever

Hitman 3 all over again, lol

[astral ether]

Eh you could always do worse, look at paradox interactive

[gloomy crest]

Fair point

[astral ether]

But yeah it’s kinda annoying

Just stick to what you’d even be interested in if you want to get dlc lords

Also generally helps if you’re familiar with warhammer fantasy just so you have an idea of what to expevt with what you’re even going to be fielding

If you like dinosaurs, you’d probably like the lizardmen lol

Aztec lizards riding giant fuck off dinosaurs

[gloomy crest]

God damn

Sounds amazing

[astral ether]

Also, big frog

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-lizardmen-gif-12155346

[forest falcon]

[astral ether]

I still need to play bloodbowl with a friend of mine lol

[gloomy crest]

I don't really like their games. They always seemed over filled with pointless mechanics that could've been reduced to more simplier and UI design is really overwhelming. Only game I could keep up with was Cities Skylines.

And community is.... R@c1st or fem boy

[astral ether]

I’ve never really bothered with their games

I gotta get to sleep otherwise I’ll be miserable in the morning tbh

[gloomy crest]

We also can just stack them up on horse's back like they do with mules

[astral ether]

Gn lol

[gloomy crest]

Good night pal

[worldly vapor]

LOL

i love terry

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/terry-gif-17939989

[supple saddle]

Yo, this is what AI made when I asked it to draw a picture of the game. https://chatgpt.com/s/m_687f385e855c8191b01df0f149c81731

I’m impressed

[forest falcon]

embed fail

[supple saddle]

Sad

One sec

[supple saddle]

Oh thanks

🙂

[forest falcon]

ok

[clever bronze]

Hey @lofty kindle, sent you a friend request! Wanted to send you a message, but didn't come through 🙏 (sorry for the tag)

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-sbsp-spongebob-meme-i-am-going-straight-to-bed-im-going-to-bed-gif-1827844839404516240

[pearl coral]

hi

[hidden dagger]

I wonder am I considered a content creator if I am a music artist or no?

[lofty kindle]

Generally speaking yes, in relation to the CC role here no. The role is creators who stream and make HS related content.

[hidden dagger]

ah I see

I was curious what makes a content creator a content creator

if its just streaming podcasts gaming or if other things fit that label

I didn't want the role was just curious what all makes a content creator

should have just googled it lol

[gloomy crest]

Hello chat

[hidden dagger]

hi

[gloomy crest]

What requirements ?

I mean, amount of subs, viewers or whatever else

[dull vault]

I hate work 😭

[sharp dust]

how are my gmod graphics settings

very realistic

[spark light]

Its fucking hot outside

[gusty geode]

this reminds me of the fallout 1 death screen

[spark light]

10 minutes no sunscreen

[gusty geode]

3 minutes in uk weather

[inland river]

Arizona weather

[worthy ginkgo]

hello

oh this server is dead

deceased

[wintry grotto]

no its not

[raven ore]

@gusty geode

[untold wraith]

Ladies and gentlemen

It's national Mango day

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-gunslinger-six-shooter-gun-flip-flip-gun-into-holster-gif-12269850668243461412

[raven ore]

[prisma aurora]

hope everyone is having a good day

[wintry grotto]

im having a TERRIBLE day

[prisma aurora]

everything will be okay

[wintry grotto]

nothing will be okay!

everything will suck!

rah!

[prisma aurora]

RA

[cosmic rain]

Mood

[cosmic rain]

Mood

[cosmic rain]

Also mood

I'm having a bad morning 💔😔

[wintry grotto]

my fault

[cosmic rain]

Be ashamed

[gusty geode]

hello owl man you called?

oh nevermind

i seen what it was lmao

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/machoman-wrestling-gun-wwe-gif-5184546

[raven ore]

slowest gun in the north

[lucid atlas]

death

[keen cedar]

its so beatiful my eyes grew legs and ran away

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-the-rizzler-jeff-the-killer-jeff-the-chad-chad-jeff-jeff-to-chad-gif-27680695

[gusty geode]

averagest gun in the east

[trim copper]

lobotomy

[wanton portal]

hoping for GTA 6
theres like snowy mountain tops like RDR2

and you can get frostbite

and you eventually die from it

[zenith dirge]

why is white shrek stabbing a evil thing?

[pearl coral]

normal guy vs demon

[zenith dirge]

no its white shrek

[strong jetty]

glizzy

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/emotiguy-shadow-emoji-shadow-emoji-dark-emotiguy-dark-emoji-blank-stare-in-the-dark-gif-11899848196323977285

[wanton portal]

Shrek is Scottish when human

or Irish

idk

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-the-rapture-rapture-shrek2-shrek-meme-gif-23857176

[zenith dirge]

i think his accent is scottish