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My favourite part of the superman movie was when he said its supermanning time and he supermanned all over the place. and then it made a supermanillion bucks
Don't forget all the times he dabbed on his enemies.
the horror of no more room in hell is completely removed when playing with friends so this becomes really funny instead of tragic
but it's really cool either way
Its like the complete opposite of James Cameron when it comes to water shoots
-# he almost got Ed Harris killed when filming the abyss, Cameron kept recording him while he was casually drowning, so Ed rightfully punched Cameron.
-# when he was directing Titanic, someone spiked the clam chowder with PCP. 50 people were hospitalized, and James got stabbed with a pen by a tripping crew member.
-# Cameron himself almost drowned when filming The Abyss and blamed the safety team for not monitoring his own oxygen levels, so he punched one of them.
TLDR, James Cameron is a safe and trustworthy director 
especially when it comes to water
I mean the spiking thing is not directly his fault, although I suppose they shouldve had someone watching the food
Resisting the urge to be mean
Just be mean
I think most people hate the cartoon filter anyway lol
0/10 ragebait
it's not ragebait he's right they haven't fixed ultimate challenge lol
dw bro they'll fix it
lies
but honestly
what's wrong with it
bar owl
haven't played in a bit since I've been away for a while
game crashes at ultimate challenge
ah
honestly it aint really gonna be around for much longer considering EA is right around the corner
turn off blood?
that fixed it for me
ohh ok my bad
also this is true
Willie can't live without blood
if you are talking about crashing, its due to the third party plugin they had used for gore.
that plugin is not going to be in the final game, probably not early access even.
wait is that why it crashes with blood?
thats so interesting
i always wondered why
thats great!
the only reason you would normally not see crashing in say the regular matches or the abyss is because fights didn't last so long, and they didnt spawn an ever increasing amount of physics objects.
What did they send?
probably an invite to a scam server
it happened to me too
a bot took over my account and started sending invites to all my dms and servers
most of the time it's easy to fix
vibin
pyro upon realizing the goggles were feeding him lies about what he was doing for 15 years.
i havent played tf2 in years
ngl, shit got boring
funny thing is that i would play pyro most of my time ๐ญ
I haven't played TF2
kepi why cant i post pics
You need to reach level 2.
thx best friend
Which one of us is the best friend? I think I deserve it
They are right bestie, you need level 2.
You must speak here more often
the latter. because i think he has a higher role
I think game footage and photography always allows images, so if you are doing stuff ingame, you can show it there.
But I'm assuming you want to post something historical, maybe related to England.
Directed towards a certain goblin
This is fair. Always go for the head honcho
Iโd do the same
WHATS UP MY BUDDIES
forehead the size of arasaka tower smh
hedgeborns
raggabrash
wheres faq channel?
ehhh, lightly moddable as of now
Can I change the environment?
nope
people are still finding ways of pulling and adding assets to the game
for now you can have custom weapons
not custom models mind you
but they work differently
its pretty fun
i swear i saw a yt video like 3 years ago of application that captures a ue game with a bottun and modify it but cant find any trace of it
i hear a johnny silverhand there
What?
He said โi swear i saw a yt video like 3 years ago of application that captures a ue game with a bottun and modify it but cant find any trace of itโ
dont rememeber . probably a fake
But I think hes just losing his marbles
Your sentence made no sense at all.
Abuse him mcwonder
Either that or I am having a stroke.
he swears he saw a yt video like 3 years ago of an application that captures a Unreal Engine game with a button and modify it but he can't find any trace of it
come on mcwonder
i know you are ancient
Im pretty sure he swears he saw a yt video like 3 years ago of application that captures a ue game with a bottun and modify it but cant find any trace of it
possible.
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
Dont fire me please
dang
if you can get fired does that mean you are getting paid?
can I double dip and become a moderator?
I really enjoy the game but I want to make a custom environment just for a meme
The fist fights are so funny
might wanna sit down and wait lol
Ill just do something stupid like POV brazil or something like that lmao
They get paid in abuse and false hope.
WHY IS MY COUNTRY STILL A MEME๐ญ ๐ญ
@lost palm
Mcwonder pays me in compliments and love
I remember when i had hope for humanity. Good times
hello chat
hi saxophone
mr veroo the pogo stick
i kind of stopped reading about history past 1518 so brazil doesnt rly exist to me
they should give you the reproduction script ahem ahem
tf is m00 doing anyway
the what script
just noticed yeah
good kill said the terrorist rockerboy
Hes just hanging out
president
Growing up gang๐ฅ๐ฅ
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THEY ARE SO FUCKING CUTE
-# Its Prism 
he is barely hanging there
where is the third white pup
yeah
i eated it all
Oopsy chat
Nah there only 5
I mostly eat chalk
i love eating concrete proof
Received that today to
oh shit neat
I think half the people in the server would die from being introduced to grass
haven't seen anything on Pantera for a while
ironically I am alergic to some types of grass
You can see music?
Some people
yes. i see the soundwaves.
Im playing Minecraft
I can smell..colors..
isnt that just normal vision
sinesthesy, idk
something like that
they mix senses
so they see textures, or they smell sound
Whatโs next you also have color tv? Come on please be realistic. Nobody sees colors!
Whats your favorite color ?
that cat is plotting bloody murder! stop the rapscallion!
Wat do I do
Build a castle
DAAAAYYUUUMM
but being fr try finding a trial chamber or sum and get a heavy core for a mace
i love this lad
He as no clue shh
LETS GO HALF SWORD
CHICKEN JOCKEY!
indubitably
Petition to add seals to halfsword
Grey
NO UNCLE
rahh
Lowkey fire song
tf is that
Chimera โค๏ธ
The lion want to be stepped on
The lion wants to get freaky
get deltaruned
โค๏ธ ๐ฅ
hate it so much im inventing new words
Im reading On the soul by plato, Socrates speaks like ben saphiro ๐
you might make me drop my freid rice
how
I think I ate like 250 grams of sugar
More like DarioDeeznuts
Cutest thing anyone has ever said to me โค๏ธ
its healthy suga
what it mean
he will get 5 big booms
BOOM
BOOOOOOOM
6
you failed
Reason: Spam
๐ญ
who was the mod
Willie doesnt understand the five big booms
to bad hes coming for yo
Willie cant get me in my warm cozy bed
Good night everybody
im under your bed btw
Ive literally never seen this before
Willie got tired of the spam i guess. I also havent seen that
Boom
gooba
nyoooom
game casually steals black myth wukong's character and put in the trailer . what could go wrong
not only the that . the trailer is literally black myth wukong

This is the moment Black Myth Wukong became Legend of Wukong
But the reviews are all super positive!
Itโs definitely real and Iโll be buying this
Honestly
wlw
All the countries need to stop with the annoying "Precision Bombing"
Like bro
500lbs??
Thats nothing dude
I know its cheaper and prevents "accidents"
But come on. Be a man. Level that fucking city.
Throwing 200.000 Tons of Explosives on your enemies just has a certain swag factor you cant reach
isn't wukong from chinese mithology
Yes
And hes the strongest mf in mythology
I'm scared this shit will collapse if I walk on it
mf? thats kinda gay ms moai
like wlw
I donโt get it
(i need to mention wlw in this server thers only 1 person ever whos mentione it besides me )
You need to explain !
you kick ur paws so cool and womanly
Yeah I know but
I do to moai
what do you want me to explain ms moai
What does mf mean to you
easty poo
Minifridge
You make me feel like Iโm stupid
:(
sorry miss
Thats ok ๐ ill just go kick me paws cool and womanly
there is a mod in another server I'm in that said something that was so Easter coded i had to share
I do it so much better than you
Yes missm oai
no that's more sam coded
no
yes
I like this guy
no
I think we could be friends
moai is so soft you could use him as a pillow
I told him about you too lmao

Ur so banned bud
might inv him or something
I canโt wait to ban him because heโs like me and will definitely say something silly
Then ill join his server
you might honestly like the server he's from lol
if youre into the type of thing the server is about anyway
What is it silly head
Iโm NOT banned :)
I love when the game makes you feel like you're about to get torn in half
Dont worry! We play favorites! You can say slurs and itโs ok!
(This is a joke)
Iโm gonna rip you in half now
T slur <3
rali using her slur pass when
Guys whats your favourite Nuclear Weapon
Warhammer space marine 2 server
I was wondering too but
Based, the first game was so much fun
Multiplayer
I was PRETTY good
why did rali change her name to folley
Not to toot my own horn

the second one has very bad pvp but you might like it, pve is really the bread and butter
Handsome fella
Hmm I love me some good Discord Mod memes
I will be under your bed tonight 
Itโs not even a cool slur
Its against trans people
stop ragebaiting Easter plz
I get bored and switch my name around a lot
i would rather use someone else as a pillow
no offense moai haha
๐
I would usebughhhh uhhhmm
Pillowsaaas pilllowsa
2Haii!!! Hii!!!!!! Hi!! Hi! Hai!! Hi!!!!! hii!! hai!!!!! msralifolley
hmm I wasn't replying to your message which means you're effectively interested in one of the mod of all times moai being used as a pillow
who was that embed fail loser
Oh hell nah why do all the bodypillow girls look like kids bro
that shit is so fucking freaky
If you have a Bodypillow please stay away from humans
Hallo hit halfsworder MoistCl1TiKaLโข
:)
I understand what you say but rem doesn't look like a kid
that's just a consequence of the generic anime style
๐ฅ
They all look like kids sometimes bro
Its so weird
I know lol
Also why do they all give them huge boobs
that's why seras is the goat
Half the time they look like kids but with huge boobs
evil fucking chat
that's why seras is the goat, she looks like an adult with big boobs
and is an adult
Whos that
thats important
half the time they actually ARE kids
which is the worst part
base willie solos anime
the girl from hellsing
What
See, this is why I only watch hit series Breaking Bad by AMCโข
hellsing ultimate is peak
Bro I do not know what that is ๐ญ
translte plpease @scarlet creek ms ralifolley
i mean
@drowsy finch
please tranpslate m ralif lolley
ralfelyl
ralifollely
Ive only watched some really popular animes
AOT, Jujutsu Kaisen
And I think thats it
it's a peak 10 episode anime about the british vs notsee vampires (each episode lasts 40-60 minutes so yeah it doesn't feel rushed either)
Upon review i have nii fuckiingg uiidaea :(
:(
Itโs completely unreadable
but this character was probably the best part of hellsing
Hellsingโฆ. Hell from ULTRAKILL
she also looks like a child
I always HATED hatsune miku
who the fuck is that
Miku is a vocaloid singer
Plus miku is 16
The blue haired one
Sebastian more like SebASStian
Because you're an ass
Get it
i understood it!
I donโt get the vocaloid hype

uhhhhhhhhhhh
shame
I cant make any sexual jokes because the mods say there are children here ๐ฅ
Can the children leave
please
Luckily I'm an adult
Actually I'm 14 I will now expose you for innapropiate behaviour with minors

Lol
It was a joke why did you delete the message
You people make me sick
Everything makes you sick
Most slimy textured foods are rendered inedible to me
I conquer
or else what old man
all of you
Not me tho :)
you dont WANNA know
its soooo serious
and bad
and tough
Smh
Hi guys
Hello, RedOyster. :)
I like this game ๐
:D
I feel the need to make someone mad so here I am feeding my drawings to chatgpt muahaha
what will you do about it
sorry but
inieieisng
best haircut ever
If ur gonna publish and try to make money off of it itโs kinda lame and cheap, but if youโre using it to envision then itโs all to you bro
actually I'll feed chatgpt even more! muahahaha
lol I stole this off of a random csgo player
hi
No, I do it so AI can train on my drawings muahahahaha
ok
I'm so evil
@astral ether
Ur just wasting ur time lol
I'd need to make a crapton of drawings for that to work I know

Me when I do something insignificant just so I can hear people moan and crap about it
dang I forgot this isn't tiktok so no one is gonna complain...
Whatโs ur favorite mods guys
moai of easter because he's soft as hell
I lowk donโt know how to get the load out working
imagine playing half sword in 2025
This is the server is it not
true alpha males play exanima
Whatโs that
isometric physics based dungeon crawler roguelike I think
Bro is there euphoria physics
nvm scrap the roguelike part
it's just perma death
honestly idk but maybe
Dang thatโs tough
the ragdolls feel pretty alive
you should check it out
it gets frustrating sometimes tho
I love Randall physics and paying around with them
Thatโs why Iโm here ๐๐๐๐
Half Sword comes out in 2019โผ๏ธ โผ๏ธ โผ๏ธ โผ๏ธ
fake news
I was gonna say myself, I appreciate you
moai i thought i told you to remove your fingers
big brother doesnt like your presence here
You literally just dmโd me about how much you fuckig HATE him
Iโll force you to fight people for forgiveness
Shhhโฆโฆ..
When I crash out and delete the server Youre the first to go
(This is a joke)
can i double it and give it to the next person
Not you being the first to go part
Thats what he gets for slursing and not being a favorite
Actual skill issue
bubby has no rules
sam or moai
or
lenny
shit
i forgog he was a mod sorry my fds
Franky is big brother
I've been silenced for too long
Franky is big brother
not willie
what about sigama females
fuck bro why do they make it so hard to figure out college app deadlines
๐ก ๐ก ๐ก ๐ก ๐ก ๐ก ๐ก ๐ก
how can i get playtest?
ich bin auch deutsch
but i wanna play playtest
They were merged a month or two back
give i8t a way to play?
what
Did you uninstall the playtest?
jea
You cannot access the playtest after uninstalling
itch.io version got jousting update
mein deutsch ist nicht gut bruder (es tut mir leid kein umlaut)
can i find there the playtest version??
playest in Steam
look up itch.io half sword
the halfcord fake news pandemic is spreading
es heisst "Half Sword Tech Demo"
seems urgent
ja but i wanna play playtest
you cant
the playtest is in the demo
it got deleted
they were merged
no
I can't from the beginning, for example a sword doesn't work
Der Spieltest ist vorbei. Sie kรถnnen nur die Demo erhalten (es tut mir leid, google translate lol)
Iโll learn german laterrr
i was moreso speaking of myself but yes
vor what
was fragst du?
fรผr was lernst du deutsch
cuz cool language
For the love of the game I guess
ich mag deutsch. das ist alles lol
oha ok
For the grind, even
FUR DAS LIEBEN DAS SPIEL (DOGSHIT GRAMMAR)
โค๏ธโ๐ฅ โค๏ธโ๐ฅ โค๏ธโ๐ฅ
people need to stop HATING ON GERMAN
ts is peak
@quiet sun you play WoR?
who hates on geman
World of Rorldcraft

I see mfers all the time saying it sounds harsh or that gendered nouns and articles are bad
Hello
oh :'(
IN FACT I WOULD SAY GERMAN IS LESS HARSH AND MORE FLUID THAN ENGLISH IS
Even if it did sound harsh itโs still peak
binbows
I mean just say this sentence out loud and notice how many abrupt syllables are in this english sentence
German has way less of that
hi
Binbows HATES english and everyone who speaks it personally
deer
FAKE NEWS!!
I LOVE ENGLISH!
I LOVE THE ENGLISH!
german prenty
I like it when english tosses in french words and inconsistent spelling for no fucking reason
LOOOVE
whats up with #1396961068055531631
Peak, probby
its to grade your spelling, grammar and overall grasp of the English language
if you fail you are put to death
We need that. Desperatley
Something that shocked me was that the German word for "engineer" is "Ingenieur" and its a french loanword pronounced almost exactly like a french word
Apparently if you type in there you die
Dont do it
HATE LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH IโVE COME TO HATE FRENCH WORDS MAKING CAMEOS IN OTHER LANGUAGES SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE
Why have it so you can type in there in the first place then
Wuhhh
seems silly
most likely a net to catch scam bots that post messages in every channel
Other languages have a lot of english loanwords and its jarring
the german word for "gym" is "fitnesstudio"
Original
Colonel pisses me off
Brought
Ghoti
Send this to an English monolingual. We need to make them understand.
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I think you would like this video
its 7 minutes
english is still too lame

Been meanin to get into Wights of Rar
English is peak as shit bro
how
Which one
Scottish english
didn't they just do a Revolutionary War event?
spanish is cooler and I don't say it because I speak spanish but because it's just cooler
Ghoughphtheightteeau <3
(Potato)
I have arrived
Its so peak
Never fear
๐ฅ
Not extremely though, only moderately
it's just simple compared to spanish
love moderate mods
Frank vs willie
perchance
Gramatically its simple and that makes it really good I think
But it has a lot of special rules and exceptions that are hard for foreigners and even most English speakers to learn
so its like
a deceptive simplicity
Itโs very unfortunate that Iโm not mature enough to see this game title at face value
oh
see that's the problem, if even native speakers can have issues with their own language then it's not a cool language
No its fucking cool bro
I like how its practical
for the most part
I couldnt imagine living without speaking english that would actually be daily torture
This vexes me
that's what I mean, it's easy
And that's cool!
I mean its easy for you but not for others
dread it, fear it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same, cvckold
you will never be able to see the name rimworld the same
Russian people forget to use the word "the" all the time and thats a pretty basic thing
Cause articles arent used in Ukrainian and Russian
Before was was was, was was is. 
I wonder how a russian would speak in spanish lol
A russian trying to learn a language with a lot of dependence on gendered articles would probably go very poorly
Canโt believe languages went woke and have genders now
Bet they even have PRONOUNS
Its actually really disturbing to me that many languages have no gender neutrality available
El / La
Its impossible to speak in a gender neutral way in German
Seriously
its impossible
It cant be done

in spanish we just use masculine to refer to a large group of males and females
los niรฑos
muahaha
sexist language
I use EVIL masculine
I dont like that. I like they.
I do like gendered articles and noun endings to refer to things that actually have that gender though
and special meanings
ellOs HAahahaha
like how in italian you call a table a different gender depending on whether or not the food is served on it
thats cool
trure tkm mmm mn nturu tuturuee turie true tji true
u can immediately let someone know the state of the table via the table's gender
thats GOOD
but I dont like gendered nouns when they obscure meaning or detract from communicaiton ability
that makes me SAD
pronoins , ,
Basically I think every language should have "they" and english needs gendered articles..

they is just ellos
but ellos is for masculine
and ellas is for femeninen
muahhaa
sexist language
I love watching a lil internal explanation of the Mk 51 VT fuse and the comments are filled with "whats the point of the round, where's the explosive"
ah yes, because they are going to send a fucking live 83 year old proximity fuse shell to somebody
THATS A PROBLEM
there are people suggesting the usage of "Elles" or "Ellxs" as a neutral solution
but that's butchering the language
Elles is cool
Ellxs needs to BE BANISHED FOREVER
AND NEVER COME BACK!
Latinxs type shit lmao
worst part is that latinos aren't even latins
they're latin american

but I think it really is important to have a gender neutral plural and singular
cuz a lot of countries with gendered nouns and articles
they use "inclusive masculine"
meaning like what u said, the plural is both masculine and neutral
but people like to reinterpret laws written with inclusive masculine articles to prevent women from getting legal rights
for example Switzerland didnt let women vote until the 1970s because their law used the Masculine ending on the noun for swiss people
even though linguistically it was understood to be inclusive masculine, generic masculine including females
thats a REAL PROBLEM!
we could just say "Ellos y ellas"
but that's longer
https://youtu.be/_4CvKcatUHM his guy sounds irish
What are the weird rules new members of Parliament have to learn? And who teaches them these rules? Let's find out.
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Thank you so much for watching! Hope you enjoyed it! Well, this was a big video wasn't it. Bit overwhelming tbqh. Learned so many interesting bits researching for this video there migh...
THIS guy
I think it should be as convenient as possible to be inclusive and equitable. THATS MY HOT TAKE!
okk i have to eat dinner and die bye
i like you sebastian... โค๏ธ my favorite half swroder..
samebro 
Whatโs next? A THIRD pronoun to signify a thing that is neither male NOR female?
Too woke smh my head
I was going to ask what pronoun was that

Uhhhh depends, could be them, or it, could be Das, or Es, depending on the language
Dasani water
All Spanish people must be men now
Tf is this shit
disabled people fighting
Dasani water
Wtf is this shit, it's so peak
if I'm bein real the modding community beat you to it
RJW mod. 

Me representing myself in court (I managed to talk my way from a speeding ticket fine to the death penalty)
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
why is he so, tiny??
medieval men were like that
yeah :(
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
he was cute, but I hit a crazy overhead swing perfectly at his arm
๐
I feel like I just did something really gay...
what happened.
scroll up til you find me
Itโs called joining the half sword discord๐
did you touch binbows??
In my language "I like you" means "I'm attracted to you"
are you attracted to binbow? ๐
but iirc in english it means something like "You're cool"
no it just felt gay because of the heart
Like is a vague word in English
omfg I hit an insane left hook on a dude against a wall
It can mean you find something cool, you find it attractive or justโฆ youโve acknowledged it
with a heart

Even still it can be vague
why did two men just poke me with their long sticks :(
You could say I love you with a heart and it could STILL be vague
in halfsword
I mean I know
but in my language liking a person directly means being attracted to them lol (there is another word "agradar" which means liking a person without feeling attraction or something)
that's why I say it felt kinda gay
imagine a guy who just started learning english lol
are you wearing socks? that makes it impossible to be gay
yes
it's cold here
cold and lonely
๐
๐
Yes, YOU (I don't even know what we talking abt atp)
you should gift me examina bc im so cool
not for me
you're gonna quit after trying to fight a docile zombie for no reason lol
Might lowke wanna delete that thug
please pleasepl ease please please
mb
๐ซฐ
bro said the e word
oh didnt know hre who shant be named was a rulebreak
weird it didnt do anything to me
why is sis begging a 14 year old to buy her a game ๐
Anyone infamous for some not so friendly actions ain't allowed to be whispered within the boundaries of these servers
tragic
what was that
my foot was cramping
what was that @oak olive
also ok unc
is examina this
Uncramp it
my foot was cramping
peak isn't it
i just did
e
yes
are you a filthy 2012er
Anyone with a sheep pfp catching strays
what is #1396961068055531631
It's for new people
Gotta test em to make sure they ain't a bot
actually a 2012er wouldnt even be allowed in the server today if they had a birthday after today
i think
idk im bad at math
my friends playing morse code in our call bro... ๐ฅ
i wanna take it for the fun of it but i dont wanna get ban
Im lying btw
If u didn't know that
He said this because it was good enough. If u didn't know that
what if the 2012er just said "one more day pls"
do you think the mods would be merciful
I knew that that's why i sent what i knew Because i knew that
no
Ok that's awesome ^^
because they are good mods and understand its just 1 day and they can be patient
also the server follows discord rules pretty well so
no
check my discord acc creation date
unc
do you guys practice DMP (Dark Mango Psychology) aswell?
I had to impress the ladies
I doubt that moistclitikal is truly a woman
coulda just said no...
is this true @oak olive
I feel that what i said could be seen as insensitive
???
I ain't mean it
yall listen to Dont Tap The Glass?
No
I listen to
Uhhh
mamaleek
nd
and
wait im spamming
mamaleek and primus and kino and
Reason: Spam
i forgot what else
Reason: Spam
BHAHAHAHAHAHAH
lesbians are an invention of the government
my friend keeps playing a beeping sound with my music...
i must be the entire governement
Double warn?
yea idk why it did that
this is just the lore of s.t.a.l.k.e.r.
F.a.r.t.e.r



