#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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is it someone from this server?
👮
true
We share no servers in common
Bro we shouldn't be talking about this shit in a general public server
go to the mutual server you have with them and tell mods to ban them
also maybe block them#
Pls shut the fuck up
And report
skateboarding am i right
no
and m cuh less one the guy isnt even in
Gurren lagaan is pretty peak guys amirite
so much good anime is just around the corner
kill la kill better
skat boaerding…
i dont watch anime but still cool
Bro might be a cow
its not for everyone so fair
huh??
i only just realised he has a backwards cap on
Don't lose your way 🎶 (In your mind)
i mean i would probably like it, i love serial experiments lain which is like one of the only ones ive ever watched (ive watched this one movie before but i cant remember it for the life of me), but then again serial experiments lain is probably wildly different from other anime shows
Psychological horror themed anime
There's actually alot of niche media like lain
Though I wouldn't call serial experiments niche anymore
you might like ergo proxy then
might watch later
i put on
hey @gusty geode my fds how did chrome344 get ban
HELLO
i said bye
Yeah no i didnt now go away dont speak to me, bye
YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORD
YOU SAID "BUBBY"
dont talk to me dont even read my messages
ITS BUBBING TIME!!!
thats deadass disgusting
anyone who is genuinely into that should be used as charcoal and fertilizer
Its a guy looking at his phone wym
yeah bro
Cant have technology 💔 ok gramps
im telling mod mail
because you know what gets used as fertilizer? waste, shit, manure.
things that are unwanted
bro why my character naked when i clicked on Abyss
Weird
why not
did you try turning him off and on again
its a bug
its a bug...
🦶
its an oopsie daisy in the system
Im playing half
personally I like to play half & half
fire
But I hope you are having fun with it lol
Thanks bro


Why is he looking at me like that
hey @lofty kindle will willy's facial hair be customisable

Like in this
also will there be a pub gamemode?
😔
500
Vencord isn’t allowed here. If you want to stay in the server you’ll need to send us proof in modmail of your account clean of any third party apps
@urban bone this goes for you as well
how the helld o you even send proof of that lol
app version
Dawg i don’t have Vencord
I said “you have Vencord too?” Because i keep seeing many people with Vencord
Then send the proof please. You said “you have Vencord too?” Thats reason enough for me to believe you have it
If you don’t have it then it’s not an issue
To send it
Bro
1984
How am i supposed to prove i don’t have Vencord
It is what it is. We follow discord TOS strictly
settings bottom left app version
It’s only for pc tho
But ok
I don’t have image perms so ima send to him in DMs
App applies to computer, it just means you arent using the browser version of discord.
I’m in bed rn
I can’t show proof on my computer
Ok i think it’s pretty obvious you have it lol
Im not tryna argue all night man it’s 1 am
Bro is sleepy give him time
next time thou shalt speak you will be interrogated
I can’t go on my pc
MARK MY WORDS. HARK
How old are you?
13
Alright, sometime within 24 hours please
Alright
saw it from a mile away
Iconic movie.
hello mc wonder beast
will mc wonder ever update the brainrot museum banned words
no
do not censor fruit and condiments 😭
vile
im going to BED
thanks for the bad dreams
buddy... budy!
bud!
bad night
sleep loose
let the bed bugs bite
How do i play the game?
like install it
I hope that tomorrow morning you wake up in Keith
hell yeah
keith rocks
nvm i take it back
I hope that tomorrow morning you wake up in Portree
half sword tech demo?
half sword demo on the steam store
Oh thank you
(remember to wishlist!)
Is full game coming out TOMMOROW
Im kinda curious do u somehow know when the game is getting released
q4 2025 :)
Thx!
sometime between october - december of this year
yes
(she lied)
nuh uh
balls
are the npcs saying the hard R?
theyre saying eggard in a weird englush accent
oh silly me
Wouldn’t you?
Maybe...
I usually hold it 24/7 especially when im playing half sword
I usually just stand still and swing (since my left hand isnt on the keyboard)
The Demand Curve
1638
what does this mean
hes resting
its a visual representation of demand for a product of certain price and quantity
but its not labeled
so its confusing
dont you have your hands like that when you lay on your back?
alright q is demand i think and p is price i think
No I stick them in my underwear and put them under my bum
Q is quantity demanded
which isnt the same as demand
close enough
Its different because Q changes when price changes but demand only changes because of something other than price
if a gallon of milk was 1 dollar you would probably buy more milk
but if it tasted sour your demand for it would go down regardless of price
i probably get it now
hellooooooo
helllo
hope everyoneis having a good day
Did yall know dancing in the moonlight was written because the artist and his girlfriend were violently mugged while taking a walk one night and his trauma response was to imagine a world where everyone is happy and dances all the time and write a song about it
g
Honey bee 🙂
I remember when the law and order theme song played over that turtle dancing all the time
pls a new maj half sword pls
what
a new maj for the demo
what is maj
how do people make custom loadouts?
new map or new equipement or sword pls
tonight is a good night
turns out the hacker that took my last account and was constantly trying to log in gave up on the 28th of last month, so thats nice
sick
Mods
like what mods?
No idea
well damn
Sorry man
You called? /j
half sword pvp when?
Not for the foreseeable
But coop is maybe coming soon
idk why people are seeting about this new steam rule
'"Ooh i am so mad that now developers can't publish illegal gambling games"
Ofc the guy that posted this has a game with child like characters and a nsfw tag set as their favorite 🤦♂️
The end of one of the best careers of the ufc 🙏
why does that exist 😭
Does my pfp go against the gore rule
life is like a river
sometimes its calm and sometimes its stormy and violent
but at the end of the day it keeps flowing and eroding at your bank
only valve can make gambling games on steam
Guys does this smell infected to you
it sounds like willie is crying laughing
no it's
the first public release
FrankyKnives is the lead dev
Oh yeah, anybody here see the new warhammer models that got shown off?
They look pretty damn cool
Honestly glad to see GW didn’t forget the Leagues of Votann exist lmao
New chorf models are neat too
I’m not as big on aos as I am fantasy, but I’m glad there’s still something along the lines of fantasy
Plus we got oldworld now which is neat
when are they adding the sex update
are you putting things like this in the game footage channel? Because that would be why.
this isn't "official" but we tend to store the AI willies here #1306038290968739870
Then I have no idea 
What videos got deleted?
And where did you post it
Ok im confused so im just gonna assume you’re messing around lol
I genuinely have no idea what you’re talking about
im going back to work now 👋
same energy
also
I've noticed that willie is more swole in this game
has he been working out
Well, even if armor is made to allow for as much mobility as possible without sacrificimg protection, I’d imagine it’s still a bit of a workout having all those duels in it, regardless of how well the weight is distributed
though it seems he still has those scrawny little legs of his
Willie is unfortunately skipping leg day
omg
napoleonic wars
the last thing i would expect here
is a roblox NW gmae
what a
I guess legs aren’t as important a consideration considering willie seems to be trapped in an unending cycle of battling foes in square shaped arenas.
Not really many places he’d need to worry about going to
He's fighting in a snowy mountain top
with regular clothing
You'd expect for him to get a leg exercise climbing there
“Oh, but what about the abyss?” I hear you ask. Easy, that’s just purgatory, if not hell. Either the exhaustion just doesn’t come into play or it’s just part of hell being hell, there’s some sort of poetic punishment being enacted there
Well that’s the thing, he’s just magically transported there at our whim
All willie has ever known is an unending cycle of combat and death
Willie has become death
the destroyer of worlds
Who knows, maybe one day willie will find a way to break the cycle
Earn his freedom
never
Now I’m fucking thinking of Trepang 2 lmfao
Goated game by the way
Reminds me I need to play F.E.A.R
do you wonder if Willie has a home?
or is no man's land his home
because out there, there is no man but weapons of mass destruction
ok someone has to mention this
the blood looks like tomato paste
Got them moth
I do not think he has one
Ayyyyyy!
wait is it possible to stab yourself in the game ? Cos I had dropped my knife and that shi went into my leg apparently
I didn’t know that and I continued to move on till my character literally folded and I saw the knife that was poked in my leg
once you drop a weapon, it no longer registers as “your” weapon, so it can hurt you
had you been holding it, no, it wouldn’t damage you
one kick and your opponent is crippled
why do bodies freak out and morph when they disappear? i keep getting fatal errors
this wasnt the case a few months ago 😦
i tried that
even when disabled the bodies still do this weird morph when they hit the ground
abyss is NOT worth the sacrifice
just put the game on harmless and pray, pray a whole lot
they morph by default
This pic makes me hard, feel free to screenshot
dogo
This cannot be real
It is foley
It is me, yes. 
Yes rali those are animals known as “dogs”
ohhhhhhhh!!
kidnap me and throw me to those dogs
who needs therapy when you can spend an afternoon with a litter of puppies
This is absurd
I promise theyre real! Ive seen one before irl!
Bro they shat all over the white tissue i swear its a war movie scene wtf
i can relate to the despair and i only have one dog
the fucker has to be treated like a psycho because otherwise he turns the house upside down
How do they have so much thing thoses belly
i have to block the stairs to the bedrooms with a laid down chair because he kept going up there and mauling the blankets
Belly full of soup
He look likd the puppy meme
there are a lot of puppy memes
but i think ik
he looks like this one
This dumb aa eating the box
let him its tasty
good for the health
this is me irl by the way
Liar
How whimsical and joyous he is
Proof it
HE IS SCHEMING
yes
you make me want to cry, thats (in my opinion) kind of cruel.
Protein
susie behavior
Your not build for the street
both died lol
how?
we both went for the attack at the same time
and got our necks
DAMN I BROKE HIS BONES
anyone know if this will have dlss?
your gpu will beg for mercy until actual custom options come
you could probably run dx11 on low
trust me i'd know i have a gtx 1050ti
alright, i was thinking that
have fun fighting more than 1 enemy
gtx 770 performs about the same as a gtx 1050 in non-driver optimized titles
that's more heavy on the cpu i'd think
doesnt the 770 have 2gb of vram
there's also a 4g version, but idk if i own that
mine has 4gb
you can check
ive seen my game crash due to vram sometimes but that was during ultimate challenge i think or an older build
a gtx 1050 typically only comes with 2g but alright
exactly
ti is basically just a better version
indeed
I build pc's for a living, i just came here for an active representation of what to expect
my gpu's been having some thermal issues lately
i tried to take it out but i think it was this one single screw that would not budge no matter how much wd40 or pressure i put on it on the pcie slot
WD40????
i put so much on my gpu fan that it actually started turning into gunk
i cleaned it out tho so now its better
look at the list btw 
indeed lol
how are some of these free lol
Already owned in the shop
ah
old hardware never fails 
had this pc for 8 years now and only recently its been facing issues
real
My pc is 100% software
PC's now: 100% RGB 100% Software
my pc case has R
my pc is a laptop
girls running a virtual machine off of Nothin'
bro doesnt use electricity
is there any mods online?
What’s up
Or did you mean game mods
In which case on nexus
quick question, ive gone through gauntlet mode and im stuck on the final challenge (where you start in purple clothes)
was wondering if there is a way to restart the gauntlet mode
lol thatss easier said than done
Yes
Follow this
awesome! thanks 🙂
pls create touch for pickup sword on controller
i dont think this game is made for controllers
yet again what do i know?
You should make a list of things you know
And we can compare
Why does this feel like you’re attacking me
I will attack you
Bro got automodded what a nerd
look, shimp and lobser
look at ur username u bitch
Yes im royalty, batgirl
ts is not tuff
so?
i want one
Bros grumpy for no reason
make sure you eat breakfast in the mornings
Hes just emulating the dark and brooding Batman
dark and mysterious ass mf
SHIT
HA
Dweeb
Me when your mom
@lost palm
@indigo hare tell me what this thing is
Thats a fossil dummy
but of what?
An animal
DING DING DING
i wonder what a sea scorpion would have tasted like
my hungry ass is over here theorizing about the taste of prehistoric creatures
Sigh….
Like..
Ur mom….
I can keep getting away with this
would an aquatic dinosaur taste like fish or like alligator?
im genuenly thinking now
holy shit
im not used to thinking this deeply
some day you may taste that with the lab grown meat . they might recreate the meat of extinct animals
did you guys download the new windows upadte?
i have so issue with drivers of my voicemeter
alligator ( reptile)
fish ( pisces)
but they prob wont taste like anything you have eaten
because of evolution and shit
freddy boy took a hit
that we have dna from of course
not necesarry bro
scientists may just assue something to be something
exactly
and make that something
this will proably happen before anything with dna i think
i would be first in line to eat a woolly rhinoceros burger
its already done bro
you are not replicating something ... you are making something new entirely
WHAT
yooo you know they also grew atrifical meat in labs
yeah nobody is gonna eat it
who tf would eat fake meat?
that what i mentioned earlier. a lab grown meat
idk bro vegans or sum
mb i didnt see that
what if it is the only meat left to eat? everything was killed and exploited
A groundbreaking scientific achievement has just been unveiled – a meatball made from woolly mammoth flesh! The extinct animal, which roamed the Earth over 4,000 years ago, has been brought back in a surprising way. Scientists have used advanced technology to create this unique culinary innovation. Watch to learn how the extinct woolly mammoth...
maybe you have to eat nutrient paste like the space mariens
youtube shorts🔥🔥🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
i would only eat mammoth if it was one that some wacko scientist somehow put back into existence
you proably wont be able to afford it
shhhh we don’t talk about that
Sleepy sleepy
There are NO physical parts at all
halfsword future
Billhook, arm guards, nothing else
Pure murder hobo
(Heavier armor makes he billhook handle better)
I like this game but the performance lacks
but I definitely like everything else so far
I like the knifes getting stuck in legs n feet
So true king
helo chat
the first two are the same guy, wtf-
Yellow.
john iron gate
early access q4 of 2025
that's all we know
whats q4
fourth quarter
what quarter are we on
3..
so there are 3 months per quarter
when did q3 start
ik im dumb lol
6 months?
so after this month
im not waiting 6 more months
it was planned for 2025
yo
"Q4 OF 2025"
Crazy
eh early christmas gift
it's WITHIN THE RANGE THEY GAVE BRO 💔💔💔💔
What kinda range is that
what do you mean
6 month gap
plenty of game devs use quarters of the year for expected releases
???
6 months starting this month twin
i ripped off a NPCs arm and then sliced his face in half, LMAO
Bro I'm saying potentially a 6 month wait
the slicing face part was an accident btw
The 2nd message was a little misleading but u still get what I'm saying
But all u wanna do is argue Samuel
i still dont get "no indie game arrives expectedly" when it literally has a set range lmao
unless it goes into january it arrives expectedly, even if in december
Alr
why do i need to pay one dollar to get the HEVC encoder and why are HEVC encoded files 2 gigabytes for one video
diabolical for a 4 minute video
got back from michigan with some goodies
the ohio/michigan border going into mi is so funny, just nothing but billboards for dispensaries
@pearl coral italian calvary or english dude in armor
Are you taking a video from the JWST? Holy hell
Is my pfp against the rules
nah i think its ok
LENNAAAAAYYYYYY
is the man's pfp ok
I don’t see what’s wrong with it
Gore rule and profile
HAVE YOU PLAYED 9 KINGS
I have not
its peak
so peak
TIS'
and made by a brazillian indie dev
its a roguelike deck based base builder
with shops, different kings and shit
this was my first run
Eh, i wouldn’t say it’s bad
its so good
That looks pretty cool actually
i personally have done AND sent worse gore in chat from halfsword gameplay
Like a roguelike CoC
a roguelike what
btw this is basically early gameplay
its dirt cheap for europeans/americans so if you like it, perhaps consider getting it
its addicting
preference or who would win ?
who would win
ANDREZITOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he has to make "what halfsword bosses i could beat with my fists"
yessir
what quarter of the century
1430
imo i think he beats them all without bleeding until 17
medieval weapons tierlist
t7*
yes that too
he would beat baron but would bleed
We have to put andre to play half sword one day
I want to play half sword so bad rn
i believe
then halfsword
i’m biased for italy but i think the italian’s got it in the bag

for one if the italian can topple the englishman first hit he won’t immediately die but it’ll be a good chance to dismount and push advantage, the italian mobility if the horse gets killed i think the paunce of plates and armet will keep him mobile enough to recover
Im at the store 😔💔
no matter
do you have a mop nearby
i know you do.
get the mop
halfsword it
yell HEDGEBORNS as loud as you can and strike the closest victim
after that there's a higher concentration of fencing masters in northern italy and germany than england so it's more likely the italian is more well-studied and he's also disciplined on the horse more than the englishman so i think he takes it
the english minmaxxing only works with supporting archers
I will fight the toddler next aisle for glory
Im sad theres no voice channel in here
there is, you just cant see it yet
there are vcs
How sad for me
youre just a part of the PLEBE
That was embarrassing
yall better listen to ponpon shit that song is peak
its more to prevent newgens from jumping in the vc's yelling all manner of obscenities
Reasonable
bolt thrower
obviously greatsword
My favorite weapon is the flamberge
Drop your favorite weapon chain ⬇️
yep
long poleaxe OR zweinhander
viking axe
can we all just agree axes are manlier and cooler than swords

🪓
Poleaxe yes, any other axe no
But nothing beats the feeling of a nice claymore
poleaxe is the gay version of the axe
but atleast it's a masculine tall gay

Thats sounds homophobic
i broke this mf's gauntlet and he argued for 30 seconds after on the validity of his FLAT blade hitting my arm
It's not
being gay is better than being straight
because who understands a man better than another man
that's why gay marriages have the lowest rates of divorce
yes I wish I was gay
You wish?

You can be gay
That’s why you’re beta male smh my head
why what
😭
teach me how to enjoy men

oh yeah I forgot my parents wouldn't like that lol
it pisses me off when mom thinks gays are deranged people or something
I can’t do that for you
hard
I rested on a friend's shoulder one time is that a good start
I think the hardest part of being gay is finding other gays
🧐
You have to make them gay
wait I forgot a very important thing
the boys around me are chopped
ok I still have another issue, I want to have kids when I grow up

@ocean dragon 👎
I got timed out 😔
NOOO
Im just trying to help a fellow find their sexuality
Adopt
but it won't look like me
Your helping kids who need one find a home and you get kids like you wanted
Customize.
theres so many things wrong with that sentence
that is
wild
what
Me watching the mods come time me out
i just witnessed an AI murder another teamate in pure cold blood, I love Half Sword.
if that was wild then many men wouldn't become depressed and sometimes even kts after finding out they're sterile @slow brook
whatre you actually talking about now?
that wanting biological kids is not "wild"
im saying cuz if you dont want a kid because they wont look like you sounds so weird
i didnt say that though
What if the kid looked like their mother
gang if it doesn't look like me or the mother then it's prolly not mine
see like you coulda said that
instead of saying if it doesnt look like you
I'd love the child because I loved the mother too

do you like farts in yo face
I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE IS GOING TO MISINTERPRET THIS
it was automod
shut up
you're the only weird one lmao
give it up for yellow role everyone
I know but ive been saying some controversial things
👏
quit
no there's always someone who thinks the worst of you

Quit what
dont be controversial
because I always think the worst of myself ez win
ok im gonna disengage before i get in trouble
Oh thanks for letting me know, since you brought attention to it I’ll scrutinize your messages and destroy you
Uh oh
😔
IM LEVEL 1 LETS GO
I guess im getting destroyed guys
It was nice while it lasted
to get warned by moai you must do something really really bad ig
because moai is the softest mod of the entirety of discord


Youre banned
that's me not him
For thinking im not super tough
i just say stop and quit a lot
At least I didnt ask if someone likes farts in their face
he's gonna smash you with his moai body
dont drag me into this bro
kinkshaming is based


Shhh…shhh…
Thats weird bro
people who like getting farted on deserve execution
like why
You said it yourself
it's poop in gas form
so true
ew
lmao
why are we doing this conversation
because of @slow brook
I quit ages ago
youre still talking about it tho

i think it was slam nerd that brought it up again then you piggybacked
I'm answering your question tho
Who me?
holy fucking shit open your eyes
no me
Ohhhh
yes you
Okay
Im gonna dig a big pit in my backyard and fill it with snakes and throw you guys in there
Not me
yes you
I love snakes
I have a pet one
what
fill it with sugar spice and everything nice
🙏







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