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Can you narrow down to which continent then?
Bosnia?
Nepal
Okinawa
nope
Somalia?
Phillipines
Bro I said asia
Texas?
nope
Arabia saudi

Ah yes the great Asian country Saudi Arabia
Dude Saudi Arabia is in Asia
So is Israel
And Syria
And the majority of turkey and russia also
minecraft
I guess but when I think of the middle east I dont think of it as Asia
Btw how did you get it
This is like saying you dont think on the mediterranean as a part of europe
Cursed picture = cursed country
Which is fine
Lets move the topics to the current geopolitical state of the middle east. That surely will be a fun topic and not spark any discource in the discord server
no
I guess happy birthday
your getting touched
thx bbg
Congratulations you're now 1 year closer to death

hell yeah
Its been a many moons since I last felt the touch of another human being
Shut
Not when saying youre getting touched in a server full of minors!

Make a mod Im a completely sane individual and can be trusted with power
Tbf he's probably a minor because a grown man wouldn't say something that corny
Are you an adult?
I hate to break it to you but zoomers are all adults now
I am
ัะบะตะฑะพะฑ
Thats also not ok
Luckily I'm gen alpha
im old ๐ด
I was born in 2011 lol
chat look at this awesome ass bottle
first message i see in when entering halfcord, thank you moai
bruh
Ok but jokes aside this is not true
Because iirc gen z ends at 2010
Realizing I'm gen alpha broke my heart tho
๐
I just looked it up Zoomer generation ends in 2012
It says a different year everywhere
Confusing af
What even is a generation
LOOK AT THE BABY
TODDLER IN CHAT GUYS
all of the people born and living at about the same time, regarded collectively.
the average period, generally considered to be about thirty years, during which children are born and grow up, become adults, and begin to have children of their own.
Where were you when sam was bullying me because I listen to will wood
๐
you gotta keep that shit on the dl brah
scare away the hoes
Who's Will Wood?
music artist
He called it co worker music too ๐
very commonly associated with people on the LGBT spectrum
Wow riveting description. Couldnt have figured that out myself from context clues or anything. Genre? songs?
what does that even mean
uh
uhhhhhh
I love LGTV's!
No idea
kinda hard to give a genre when like every album is pretty distinct tonally
alt indie
literally the best I can do
I heard someone say it was smthn like "dark cabaret" esque whatever that means
INSANE take
red moon I kinda can get but Mr capgras is crazyy
shoulda showed him the Normal Album
easier for new gens to get into fr
ICIMI also works for that
stare
(Hes talking about mr capgras)
the funniest part about this is he literally started out doing bar shows
one of my favorite unreleased songs is from literally one recording at a bar somewhere
oh are we talking music lol
will wood specifically
ah, not familiar with the name
happy birthday @indigo hare
my musical knowledge is VERY low
so I don't get to engage in these discussions often
Celldwller is my favorite band ๐
same but I've slowly been exposing myself to new stuff
He prob would've said that cicada days and against the kitchen floor are coworker music or something
NIN is something I always like to return to tbh
probably
I should really check out other industrial bands
my friends showed me a band called the beach boys a couple weeks ago
pretty good
though it got a bit samey sometimes
dawg please don't tell me that was the first time you've heard of the beach boys
I tried to warn you
beach boys are fun
well I can give some music recs if you want
I wasn't exactly given a guide on what music to listen to growing up
me neither
I just gradually got exposed to more stuff
Its called your environment buddy
my mom listens to nothing but stadium country music
and my dad listened to metal I never understood or liked or Christian ska
I grew up with classic rock, and from there moved onto progessive rock like Pink Floyd
and then kinda stuck to alt rock and grunge
well it's also like even if I've heard the song I don't know it's name or who made it
you should check out NIN, but I will give a heads up some albums are a lot more intense than others lmao
so stuff showing up in movies and on the radio doesn't help because I still don't know who made it or what it is
Nine Inch Nails?
Nine Inch Nails rather, I'm assuming you're not familiar with the abbreviation
If it was that I'd be listening to reggaeton and latin trap lol
yeah I had no idea lmao
yeah NIN is great
what kinda music is it
Industrial, but they're kinda all over tbh
what is industrial
My ex made me sing Closer ๐
Pretty Hate Machine is more like electronic
What is closer even about
is it like machine sounds or something I don't understand
Bros trolling
I've literally never heard the term
Closer is a good song tbh
hold on I'mm getting to each question lmao
But what is the meaning of it, is it just banging and banging because you have nothing better to do or does it have a deeper meaning and shit
deeper
slow typer
I'll give an answer in a sec
indeed!
I think industrial music is music made for your average person ig
smh you gotta learn to be chronically online and give near instantaneous responses
how are you supposed to have online debates like this
Ong typing speed > arguments
Moffia do you look at the keyboard while typing by any chance? 
wait are you on your PC or on your phone
You would've already lost a crapton of among us matches
industrial tends to have more harsh or abrasive sounds, think like an aggressive mix of rock and electronic. Also isn't afraid to tackle more uncomfortable topics at times
no I'm just fact checking my shit
He's on a pc
When blood?
What?
I'd rather not be talking about something I'm not completely confident on and give bad info lol
Soon.
Blood????!?!?!!
this is far from correct lol
I just didnt know the definition mb lol
smh you gotta be completely confident in your incorrect statements and then backpedal and gaslight when you're wrong
bro's never been on the Internet before
Chat is this w eats ?
Destroy to enjoy is the best industrial song
Nyan cat ...

Breakfast
wait so is that what it is
No, who would listen to literal industrial sounds lol

I only listen to geisha humming
I'm so confused
I literally told you what it is
what does abrasive mean
Is this ragebait..?
why is this something good??
he doesnt know...
Who drew these hands and feet
it's not painful to listen to, but it's interesting lol
hold on, I'll get a song you can kinda ease yourself into it with
An artist
I usually listen by album
just give me an album name I'll go through it myself
I feel like songs are better in the contexts of the albums they're placed in
I think the artists name is jin Sakai
no way we're dissin inoue in this chat right
ain't that the guy from Ghost of Tsushima
Nah
Jin is from ghost tho I was just baiting bro
Closer isn't about banging for the sake of it, it's important to keep in mind the context of the album, Downward Spiral. The album itself is basically a man spiraling into hatred of the world around him, and especially self-loathing, to the point of suicide. Closer specifically is about having an obsession and dependency on sex, using it as a form of escapism. Pretty sure Trent at one point said in an interview that it's about feeling ashamed about what gets you off, but it's the only thing that makes you feel alive.
Vagabonds fan base is tied in 2 ways, 1 is the 14 year old wannabe philosopher, and 2 is the average Joe
ok?
see this is why I listen by album
Honestly I'd start with Pretty Hate Machine. It's not quite Industrial yet, but it gets you used to the more electronic element of it
kay
Are you taking this offensively or is that a passive ok
I mean I know that by the "My whole existence is flawed" and the "you make me feel closer to god"
no i just didnt ask on your take of the fan base of a comic series ๐ญ not to be mean
Maybe I wasn't just talking to you directly and used your message talking about vagabond to further delve into the topic
๐ me putting on my kimono to listen to my sensei. I am ready.
personally I consider Downward Spiral to be more like the "deep end" of intensity lol, but if you want to get into the more intense stuff, With Teeth is good to gradually ease into it, and The Fragile is when you start to get into it proper
It's like talking to a brickwall
What is the album about
Holy irony
which album
I already explained downward spiral
Oh nvm lol

well I like the song so far
Pretty Hate Machine has some bangers
I'll eventually check them out
Head like a hole and Terrible Lie make for a strong start to the album, then you also got some more calmer songs throughout
The Only Time is another one I enjoy from the album
I tend to stick to The Fragile and With Teeth, but the first 4 albums are great in general
the real berserk holy shit wtf
Who is james kim
its a long long story

me asf
In dnd tonight guys wish me luck
can you do me a favor
What is it?
please, please punch somebody in the face as soon as possible
it would be so funny
Like irl?
Iโm a barb so
nice though
I find it necessary
you guys playing Tabletop or online?
how expensive is it?
We getting ready
Itโs free
what
Itโs minor league though
No im at a comic store
I sure will
buruh
How everybody doing on no poop july im on day 17 going strong๐ฃ๐ฅ
I have arrived
I shit heavy this morning
Iโm talk dung beetles would have more combined then bill gates, zuck and Jeff bezos
Pathetic. Cant go 17 days. Your a burden to society.
why is this the first conversation i see when i get on
Because its discord. I dont know what you expect
i expected better
Congrats!
Now time to unlock the secret character by beating the gauntlet as a peasant
oh boy am i excited to eventually get to knight and totally not just throw hands for 20 minutesz
whats the gauntlet
Fighting from peasant to baron
ah
fatass frog lol
Nurgling
gurgler the frog
i would say something but the mods would think its an actual person and not just someone i made up
I just encountered a mosquito defender ๐คฎ
My morals go in the gutter when talking aboutu mosquitoes
Real bro id sacrifice myself to send them to eternal damnation
They are SAVAGES and will DIE SAVAGELY
Like if the bloodsucking isnt enough they spit in your damn veins just so it's a bit easier for them to drink, making us itch and giving diseases
NEVVER
i lost last night im sorry king
poopoo
gave him new ideas
sir yes sir
dont judge me i need to get my good girl rating up
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Yeah

Noob

Hm..this song doesnโt sound very familiar
Is this a sneak peek at some new music coming or just your background music? 
not my song hahahh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E&t=707s
The most rhythmic, upbeat, party medieval music out there, put together in a mix.
0:00 La Suite Meurtriere - Vox Vulgaris
4:25 La Segonda retroencha - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
5:52 Salterello [I] - Instanpitta
11:08 Rokatanc - Vox Vulgaris
15:01 Rassa, tan creis e monta e poia - Martin Best Medieval Ensemble
17:01 Salterello -Trotto [II] -...
MORE LIKE REAL FUNNY LOOKIN
Youre literally getting banned
Typing up your ban message now
this is so fire is the rest of the channel like this
Woah
no clue at all! but i lsten to this normally to get ideas/vibes
oh rela
Youre next on the chopping block now.
X
i hate this cat
What's that supposed to mean
@indigo hare can you check dms
Oh
At least you didnt replace ie with y
I thought you were responding to what moist sent
Moly
give me image perms and i will stop.
Don't
bro is threatining his supeiror
frick I dont want to go to the dmv
I would rather make captain misinfo a mod
I thought you were on board with that
Tf
no
Youre donzoe buster
is 4 times
thats cool but can i have admin
he reacted too
so ic an abuse it
this is outrageous
I know like only one person with admin
Here
wait nvm thats mr misinfo
I am, Shut up im still going to make fun of you
pretend its you moai
l;ets make that 2 then
just take away mr misinfo's image perms
Hey
Woah
big willy
that's far worse a punishment than being banned
Me to captain misinfo
why are they childre
Why arenโt they in yours
this show was so peak. the renaissance men are coming to town.
Waltuh
watch prison break.
lmfao I one tapped him
Always
i bet i could do this
i think im going crazy, but do the bots learn your fighting style and use it aganst you?
"DAMNIT" ๐ญ
no
Sheeit
im doing the ultimate challange and the strat i was doing at first is now what their doing
foolish behaviour
even if you win it is foolish
So the possibility of me being foolish is out of the question
A foolishly foolish excuse for a fool would say otherwise
Like moai now
No but every Willie you fight is different. Some are cowards, some are brave. Some are fuckin stupid and never went to HEMA practice and some are professional
contridicory sentence
Spoken like a fool
Tridictary memes
People born in 1990
U
Im 30
Also Thats makes this meme video you posted
5 years old
Get some new content
gang ๐
"gang"
I canโt hear you over my FULL TIME JOB AND LOVING CHILD
hi
Lmao
sir yes sir
bhuntu jhuntu
one time i went to the snowy parts of my country with my friends to a cheap hotel
with no heater
the floor was ice
Hot breath over here would walk into the room and it'd melt
im not kidding man
Im going to steal this and take credit going forward
Lol
we bought some slime for like 0.25 dollars and some of it was spilled on the ground we didn't bother to pick it up and in the morning the slime legitimately turned frosty
Look at this video i just made
Huh?
asslight
I don't remember
Therefore killing chat
what animal is this
I know the animal
Because im the one who posted it
Moai stole it
I bet he doesn't know
Check your fucking goddamn dms you Neanderthal
Why is everyone dming moai
You figure it out then
you figure it out
I already did
no you didnt
I did
Name checks out
Name checks out
Name checks out
Name checks out
Everyone wants to be me frfr
i was first
Yo
i do that all the time
MOAI
great video moai
great video moai
Thanks! I just made it earlier
Because you probably can't do what joe does
God i love joe
"hey peter"
yeah i love big boobs
it says big boss
:(
Moai i didn't know you to be such a meme thief
stop lying
Stop trying to take credit for my home made memes
exactly
I sto-made them fair and square
Itโs just the way of the world
Ur actually just jealous im such a good person
can i do this
also can confirm
Thatโs hilarious
Im stealing this one and taking credit for it going forward
nuh uh
nice homemade gif moai
Thanks so much!
Yea
Im stealing this and taking credit going forward
It just means you like what i send
You get it
Im gonna post this next time someone crashes out
That gif actually sucks
Hurts my eyes
Sorry
Jif)
Epilepsy warning please
Don't be on that
Are you judging me right now
Lol
Im always judging
โHey Easter how would you feel if I made captain misinfo a mod?โ
โNo.โ
Im stealing this and taking credit going forward
It's only funny because I send it
Nobody else
It's very funny
it isn't
It's funny because you're hating is only amusing. Win win situation for me pal
What
English only please
true
Winner winner chicken dinner
Why u hatin too
Because idk
Be nice
Okay
@dim lion game crashed after like 3 mins lmaoo so yeah no idea what to do abt it ill js stick to playing it on medium and nothing too extreme
Sorry :(
before the blood update and stuff i had it on epic and had no problems and now this
Ohh you mean when you swapped it to dx12?
How much RAM do you have?
yeah
Ez lol
16gb
Like 1 ton
Hmmm I run at 32gb, but it should still be playable with 16. With the new demo, I'm not too sure if it got a bit more heavy for lower ram, since I had upgraded by then
i got 16 and my pc is dying
and its onyl for this game like anything else i got runs perfectly
and this is killing my pc
if i go into the brave stand i got lik 13 fps
hi
itโs playable with 8
seeing this out of context was wild
also why does my toe hurt
Could be your gpu or motherboard, etc, there's a lot of different reasons it can happen. Best you can do really is submit a #1047240101152960525 ticket including as much details on your PCs hardware as possible, and anything you think that may help.
optimization can always be improved, and the best way to help is to give us all the deets about The hardware you're running on!

shut up ๐
๐๐ฝ
no
shut up
bet ill try that thank you a lot
Guys is asking about the meaning of someone's status being nosey or interested?
Ever thought of designing a family tartan? Scottish history tour guide, Bruce Fummey went to Lochcarron, weavers of clan tartan in Selkirk, to do just that... but he wasn't prepared for what came next.
Buy a Scotland HIstory Tours tartan mug https://scotland-history-tours.creator-spring.com/listing/macfummey-tartan-mug
Bruce Fummey live shows ht...
I love this guy
Please I need a genuine opinion
i mean if you keep on prying when they say to decode it yourself it can be nosey im sure
now no one will know heh
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๐๏ธ
Ram is not that important for performance
No worries man! Tis what we are here for.
The devs may not answer your post directly, but they check up on the feedback channel when they can ๐
Speed > amount
:(
i did
man tbh i got no idea how
Dont snitch pretty pls
but changing from fullscreen to borderless gave me 40+fps
i mean i dont mind but the fuck
k
my gmod did the exact opposite
when i changed it to borderless it went like -20 fps
Do you have vsync enabled by any chance
i do i do
on half sword
and pretty much any game that has it
i always turn it off
Disable vsync on half sword, half sword is not well made enough for v sync to work normally
Gmodโs code is esoteric and only understood by the entities that created it, especially when you add addons to the mix. Donโt stress your human mind trying to comprehend why these things happen, itโs beyond our capabilities.
lets try last stand and see if i can see smoke coming out of my pc
Bro is not tuff
Agreed but it also plays a role
I need a better cpu to run last stand at 60+ fps...
man
๐ญ
im reporting back
I do not need validation from an ill-informed 13 year old to be a fucking awesome alpha dawg bossman pimp rack stacker supreme hero guy lone wolf
Brain nourishment
๐ง ๐
Imagine being 13 in 2025
Lil 2012er
i didnt stress
in all fairness a '94 Silverado saved my life so
I can't hate
But it looks cool
๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
Older ones are better>>>>
It looks like those chubby black guys with beards
??
aye guys what is HUD for in half sword
Genuinely accurate description
I mean yeah everything was prettier back then
Doesnt it look like that?
This is not ne it's an image on Google
I... I kinda see it...?
๐ฅ
like the headlights are the eyes
oh okay bet
shoutout to the guy on Reddit who made this HS meme. I forget your name but you are a real one.
the way he fucking leaves and comes back with more shit each time ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Innacurate the first thing you get in half sword is shoes
This might actually be willie
no he got the dogs out like a true #1270577738826256536 man would
bro blueberry I entered hard mode
In terraria
I played terraria like years ago with a friend
For like 30 mins
Was genuinely unbearable
Actually so fucking bored
But I got it the other day and I've been having the time of my life
HALF SWORD IN ROBLOX??(idk why I see this now bruh)
Honestlyy I only stayed so bro doesnt feel bad (he convinced my mom to buy me terraria lol)
I bought terraria with some extra money I had on my PlayStation account I think
I deadass played it once
And I just did not wanna play it for some reason
why didn't you convince your mom instead of that other person
What is this question bro
I mean why didn't you convince your mom?
Because its easier to say no to your son
I don't think bro wanted it
Everything I say is intellectually powerful
Thanks for answering๐คฃ
Bro missed everything
Unlike me
Donโt have to
Bro missed almost everything
NAHH THAT EMOJI IS SO CURSED
It's just a fat guy
Hasnโt happened yet, still time to miss it
๐ซ and I thought this was weird
Why did they even make that emoji
For the gays
It is peak tho
How tho
To make them believe pregnant boys are a thign so they have hopes
In the span of 5 min
But I also killed another guy
Who was an angel
So it was fun
I dont think gay men want to get pregnant
No, they WANT to impregnate.
but not be pregnant
im making ts up ok
just bear with me
Wgatttt
Sorry, I choose the bear, Diva out ๐
Dumbass has his sallet up
Tipical
is that the knockoff minecraft game?
Can we all agree sallets are the most femenine helmets there are
I mean if you see it that way yeah. Men only want one thing: having a female character customisation
Half Sword Discord never fails to baffle the mind, being populated nearly exclusively by pure madmen
Knockoff minecraft game ๐
HEY YOU DONT SPEAK TO HIM LIKE THAT ๐ก๐ก๐ก
I don't think there's something worse than hitting a willie in the face so he bleeds, putting him on the ground, before doing it again and again to make him suffer
I clearly dont do that thing
@spice patrol you remind me of trap crip gang killer

Woahhhhhhhh
@pseudo quest
my magnum opus
I mean, the real reason is because they have a male, female, and non-gendered version of every other emoji.

NON GENDERED???? Fr?
Thereโs definitely worse
Yeah I know I'm just like too kind to do the other things
:3

That's it enough men for today
Yeah but pregnancy.... lol
I had my daily dose
Yes.
But I like men
๐ซ ๐ซ ๐คฐ
please

no

this game is genuinely magnificent
Honestly slaps tho
NO
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT
(you'll get them when you reach level 2!)
PLEASE HAVE MERCY
this game should get game of the year even tho its like 14 years old
Thanks pooks I needed that info
Check /rank in #stat-rank-check
Flame his corny ass
is this server full of people like this
In what way
You'll learn where babies come from when you're older

It's like that cuz I'm here if I weren't here people would be less crazy. Trust
define "people like this" 
So is the pregnant man emoji for like trans men
ok im hooked... i NEEEEED this full game!!!!!
i wonder what the usual age of people here is
Ummmโฆ the stork? This is basic stuff.
Terraria 2
If it's 30$ I'm gonna blow
rough estimate
how old are u guys
fuck that i need terraria 3 bro
Oof-
Idk I'm 14 but I know everyone else here is ancient
You can go for that, and it's a nice thought. But I'm 90% sure it's just a consistency thing
Mid 20s
uh define ancient
HAHA! Laugh at this user for being 14
damn u really are ancient
~12
We have a large mix of ages and cultures here
At least 200
One of them even has a daughter
the fuuuck
im 38
god damn thats cool tho
What happened to him
bro was into beheading
Haven't seen em since! Got me fucked up if you think I can remember the name tho lmao
gatta be a wie range everyone can enjoy this!!!!
frfr
Average age of half-cord user 12 actually a statistical error. Half cord Georg, who is Negative 30 and uses discord without having been born yet is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
I JUST NOTICED THE ''TRUE'' EMOJI IS A WILLIE LOL
Maybe old man retired and went to Tahiti
I'm rolling
FUCK I CAN NEVER ESCAPE GEORG
Average halfcord user is either 13 or 40 and there is no in between
maybe he went to play half sword irl
u never know
its so peak..
You might be a worthy opponent for moai
We love Willie here
what is this game
im in between
You know what I'm also in between?-
Idk it's not my screenshot
this explains why they're so hot
oh no
Oh yes
Jobs?
My guy is 13 and a half donโt mess with him
alright
I'd say yes but no
frfr
Average person chases a Chevrolet everyday actually statistical error. Car chaser Georg-
Damn was a 50/50
Fricking 2012er lmao
hell nah
me when I ban someone for disagreeing with me
im 2005
Grown ass man
MAN
๐ช
im 19
You can do that? Iโm applying for modโฆ
FUCK U MEAN GROWN ASS
hi
Dont get mad unc
imma kms
I mean I don't get that. A role is a role and I'm happy with it๐
in game, right?
no..
Okay fresh meat <33
You cannot sooeeside in half sword
No you can.
My dad owns Half Sword
How
what an endearing name for level 1
<333
Slamming your head into the fence
You survive that you are just left with the iq of trapcripgangkiller64
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I didn't think that was possible
well, not on the armour stand anymore
sadly
but almost anything else
God why did they make the punching fights SO SATISFYING. I can't get enough of it
why do i keep getting an error that cloeses my game
Absolute menace


