#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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stizz has all the monkey huzz
mom says its ok
this is stizz irl
smash fr
fr
if i was a woman
So bubby cant say that
its not gay if you got socks on
cant say that
sticks my fingers in your eyes
perfectly timed gif
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
why would u do that-
it makes music
cant wait for my armor to arrive
Such an act has inflicted upon me considerable distress; I wish to pursue legal action for battery.
megapirates
I hate pirates!
imagine your party cruise gets raided and one of em pulls up with a chestplate and excalibur
NOT PIRATES THAT PIRATE GAMES-
moai do you still play marvel rivals
Bro downloads cars illegally
if u pirate a halfsword (a free game) is it still considred piracy if you're pirating a free game
no
Yes, ive decided
im not in the legal age to even drive a car yet
butit doesnt make sense
It doesn’t have to make sense for me to decide im right about it
I find myself ensnared in profound bewilderment.
bunny
i’m getting a breastplate similar to this one
no nipples?
those are rare and usually have chains attached to them
That appears exceedingly splendid.
Just do it next time Youre in an argument. Just decide that Youre correct and the other person is wrong, and you will win 110% of the time
What purpose did the additional ten percent serve therein?
ok
dead chat
Good job.
wh
No Floyd
floyd from mortal kombat\
w h a t.
Do they have plans for more dynamic bone breaking
if you dont know floyd from mortal kombat youre missing out
do they have plans for jiu jitsu
buddy
like instead of only being able to break limbs at joints have them say be able to break the middle of the forearm
in all my yearss of mortal kombat
starting from PS2 armageddon
i dont have an IDEA who is FLOYD
ah yes this game is incredibly non-violent and family friendly wtf
floyd is pink
look him up dawg im not goofin
hes a secret fight
In Mortal Kombat 1, Floyd is a secret pink and white ninja character
mortal kombat 1
THE LATEST VERSIO-
well its been out for a while now
oh no someone made a suggestionnn
i joined 10 seconds ago already got someone omd wtf
i think ur a loser stizz i hope you know that
leave stizz tf alone
tell stizz leave me alone
hes the monkey homie
mods you're missing out
not a very nice homie man
not all homies are nice
some of best homies arent afraid to be brutally honest with you
😳
im ngl i dont even know what was said i sided with stizz in an earlier debate with a liar
he was dawg
I love telling the truth on the internet 
Rali Rali Rali Rali Rali hi
i asked if they had plans for making limbs breakable in places other than joints
Hi
I'm sorry :(
WOAAH WOAH WOAH
ok maybe stizz is a lil agro
stizz ur gonna scare awaye the muzz!!!
I forgive and forget
hes not nice
do you forgive and forget about forgiving and forgetting so you forget that you forgive and forgive that you forget
Yes
stizz is literally dio brando
stizz
do you think goku is ur homie
what about vee geeta
so you hate ur own kind???
no
No
wha''
early access releases in october-december. any ping before then will be for WIP stuff
Hey gubby
So no new updates until early access
;-;
youre definitely special
nope!
Dang
So the pitchfork won’t be fixed?
ok thats political
Banned for life
i'll make sure you dont get access
refer to above gif
what gif
Aw
the hate speech bill gif??
you blind fuck. also dont post stuff about the bible and kids please
if you're referring to the image i sent ok-
Do you know a patch will be made for the spears/pitchforks and there stab animations?
I’ll go to stab forward and he will hold the pitchfork behind him
It’s fucked me over so many times
i dont know whats coming much more than yall unfortunately
damn spelling that took me a second
Gotcha thanks!
i just want you to feel special
i can get away with it because of what you posted and because i am king
moai are you a mod here?
yes
asking for a friend
i do not stand beneath ur rulership
i love you
haha oh you jokester
🤣
mr chat stop dying
liar lair pants on fire
liar*
sometimes when i see chat dying i stop talking so i can let whoever the loser is who killed chat, stew in it
hi
torture
That’s evil and I applaud you for it lmfao
was really hoping noone would talk for a bit
am i allowed to ask what everyone thinks the most erotic pasta is? its for important research
never mind then damn
It’s so joever
It’s moments like this I can tell chat is full of children
I was gonna come back in 10 minutes and make fun of him for killing chat with that
Nobody is safe from brainrot when youre surrounded by it constantly
hi
hi maoi
True…
oh ur easter
cant see my vision thats ok
hi stizz
trying to start a business stizz
helo
get up out the ghetto
People really be forcing humor like it’s their job these days, damn
Haha yeah, couldn’t be me
im not tryna make love to ravioli
Ok but thats the answer to your question
So true king so true
L
No windows?
Is anyone looking forward to the Dark Heresy crpg coming out
play on your phon
Thats a skill issue if I’ve ever seen one
phone
Poor person HAHAHAHA
Macs are expensive af, and for what? Work? Tf you need to spend $1000 for working
dont poor shame people thats really trashy
macs are expensive for nothing
No, it's not
You're poor
I genuinely find macs less appealing to work on
Download half swwoed mobile no virus 100%
Its the one with the AI generated thumbnail
You could’ve spent the same money on a sub par gaming laptop and got better results at least
But
why would one use a mac? i genuinely dont know im not being negative
AMC BOOK BRO COSTSS 1600
So you can combine it with cheese
No good for gaming
you can buy this for 1600
im doing a prank
I want to build a pc when I’m out of college
This is you are weak
Not yet you dont, you still have homework
Hey Roku boy, guess what
I can run S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 fine on my gaming laptop
With or without frame gen
Without
Im a bad guesser
Chicken butt
Granted I run it at medium
OOOOOOH
But medium isn’t terrible
I don’t get it. Can you explain in excruciating detail, at length?
Firestick
gee i bet they've never thought of that
Literally banned
Roku is more than JUST a remote, bud..it’s the premier streaming service provider..selling a plethora of tv’s, remotes, and services at low cost for high quality
God I love Roku
Damn
moai is sponsored by roku
Is half sword sponsored by roku
We can make it so
dont work at a car dealership bro
not
dont work at a hyundai or kia dealership ever
They hire based on vibes if you’re getting interviewed, from what I recall
Rather than actual expertise
what if the guy knows my vibes because he's my friend
Then probably
no one wants to work anymore its honestly pretty easy to find a job
then probably what
If you’re friends with the guy you’re probably good to go
but he will still interview me right
Yes
sigh .. .
It’s probably more of a formality at that point
your actually getting a j*b
i always dress nicely
I mean like suit nice
aint a button up shirt good enough
Or at least like it’s picture day
is this an appropriate fit
You should buy Rogue Trader
You can make that work
I’d suggest maybe long sleeves though
it is long sleeved
everywhere i go i wear a sleeveless shirt with a longsleeved button up over with either work pants or jeans and cowboy boots
i genuinely dont think i have that
You should get some if you don’t lol
what month is the game coming out in?
well i mean i had some but the one time i wore them i tore a hole in them
the game will go into early access in Q4 of this year
whats q4?
No way i forgot about this monkey
I got him, he started spilling, cut it open and threw him onto the ledge outside the window
Its been 3 years
@astral ether he heart reacted my resume . i think i'm in .
That’s good to hear
You should be good but it’s still good to treat it like it’s not guaranteed
Just to be prepared, you know
Put your best foot forward type of thing
What you apply to?
when does the game come out?😭
museum job as an intern
it goes into early access q4 of this year
Oh rqd
ref do something
WHENEVER I OPEN DISCORD IT BUGS AND I GRT BLASTED WITH TRAP ROYALTY
WHY AM I BEING CURSED WITH THIS
LMAOOO
so true
cursed by the leviathan slayer
It doesnt even play the video properly its just a black screen 💔
didnt the meme die 2 months ago
go into the wilderness by mamaleek is so good i feel like im gonna throw up
I want to go into the wilderness
probably because i just ate a bit much
hiking is oh so fun
this is gay music btw
I don't think I like it very much
smh my head
@drowsy finch
hold on
is this better
it sounds like music you would listen to i think
I quite like the instrumentals, but the vocals do not hit as much
I don't know what music I like
I like Tally Hall 
ik
abomba
man wtf
my message got deleted 😔
haters
oh shit wait
nvm i forgot what the song waas about 😭
wsg mcwonderyeast
what about this
silly!
I liked the build up!
Yeag
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Provided to YouTube by Orca/Hallwood/Warner Records
Better Things · ALEXSUCKS
The Gutter
℗ Orca/Hallwood/Warner Records, ℗ 2023 Warner Records Inc., under exclusive license from ALEXSUCKS
Vocals: Alexander Alvarez
Masterer: Billy Bowers
Mixer, Producer, Recorded By: Brendan O'Brien
Drums: Ethan Demoulin
Drum Programmer: Ethan Demoulin
B...
I HATE IT
hello abomb 😄
glad that x isnt a c
I'm so fucking stupid, I was liike "lol what's 'ALEXSUCKC'"
get a sheep discount
Alec Sucks.
this sounds like something I'd put on in the car
take that back bro
Not a hater :)
This is in my abyss playlist.
I like will wood!!
mmm I don't listen to music whenever I playyy
Is he okay 😟
me asf
I like playing to music. Tool often pairs well.
i'll be taking this gif thank you
graduation in 4 hours 
3AM Graduation 
Graduating at 3 am gone wrong we got cursed!)
I used to watch jaystation because I thought he was doing satire 
I knew this
Oh haiii
i didn't know this
Hey girl hey!
... of?
The population!!!!!!!!!
fun fact
shotguns make great can openers :>
ah
We're so cool!
That's a uhm. very impressive statistic, rals
suboptimal :(
We're awesome !!!
whatcha mean
they work great
It's the tuuth
hi
Ms Ralif Oli
NOT MY NAME
@drowsy finch what about this
folley
oh ok
I love the idea of pissing off a cursed object
polybus
Horror Movie Protagonist:
"Oooo, i'm so scary, if you knock me over while and vandalize me, you'll see my blood on your sneakers- HEY MY NAME ISN'T POLYAMOROUS ASSHATS"
jhfdjkldafbljkafbalkjfbaljk
I feel like I'm melting, that's pretty cool :)
yayy
what
OMGGG ❤️❤️😍😍😍
jklfdghklfgskjdfghsfgHASADSGFH
NEIL CICEREGAAAAA
that's just star wars
YES. THAT IS ME
lemon demon
hello fellow humans and otherwise :)))
i feel sick in a bad way but from a good thing
hi my fds
haii
you summoned me
lenny denny
how are you shovel
haiiii hello hi
har
goob how are you!!
You're not neil cicierega 😟
yes. that is me
hor hor hor hor hor
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CREDIT CARD INFORMATION
i know who that is just by the clothes
i mean i was lisnin to dem :(
jesser
listen to this my fds
average fnaf audio at the start
???
I can either buy an e bike or a rice cooker
their voice reminds me of the "MICHAELLLLLLLLLLLL"
decisions decisions
rice cooker
e bike it is
E cooker
I will be just like the guy who goes out at night in LA telling people he's alone
that's what they call me
:(
On account of the uhm.
:)
i go out at night in LA telling other people theyre alone
is my amd 580 good enough to run max settings?
they always sprint away from me when i sprint at them though idk why :(
I do need to find an e bike that doesn't fucking suck
"Who we runnin from?"
this sounds like an uncle grandpa bit
lmao i cant run mutiple ppl or i get 5 fps
Yep youre good no problerm
Thank you
doing gods work
(i have never seen it but i can only imagine thats what its like)
this is why you're my fds
you are not alone
ik, I had an rx 580 before
check your wall
correct
i live in america, what wall?
stop summoning demons
me playing on medium
the horizontal wall above you (the ceiling)
sorry it just happens sometimes
idk i just got into working on my pc i dont wanna download adrenaline just for it not to work
will you sacrifice yourself in order to give my ceiling the gift of brain, flesh, blood, and bone??
you should be able to run medium graphics with a pretty stable framerate if you use dx11 setting
yeah ofc! :)
oh ok thanks bro
yeah its the least i can do
i can run medium pretty well its just when i add more than 2 ppl my frames drop
it's all i need ❤️
turn graphics to low 
hmmmm good thinking
maybe cap your fps too
who can decode my status
ms ralifolley i believe in you you can do it
It is remarkably ambiguous
Try to have a bucket, or trashcan nearby
im an hour late but HIIII
love jack stauber
reminds me of 2018-2019 times
ive only listened to a few songs by him but yeah he’s pretty good
it’s not really my type of music but yknow i can tell what good music is when i hear it
i forgor lenny what kind of music do you listen to mainly?
not exclusive to these
but in this general vibe
DO YOU WANT A BANANA
When will the customization get added?
1957 (you need a time machine)
hi cornball
woahhhhh enough with the slurs smh my head
shaking my head my head
i misread that as with the wife slurs 😭
yes please dont call your significant others slurs
or anyone
true
uhhh, you're uh, a sockish
whaat
banned
can't handle my coolness
gulp
hmmmmmmm
i dont think saying slurs in a bad way is cool
lets see if you can handle this
poophead
GAHHH
taught to me by the purple role himself
NO
@spark quartz hi
i haven't made it that far into jojo
is it true czech people call kids shitlings
you should at least KNOW about him by now
honestly yeah a banana sounds fire rn
(tally hall reference) ((thats right i do listen to music))
ofc you do..
Lenny, the final boss of coworker music
shut it
how do all of you eat bananas ts tastes so bad
don't slanter my fds
whaaaaat
berry*
how could you say that bananas taste bad
never could eat one for life
i just fucking hate the texture on the brown parts of skin and it makes me gag but once i get past the skin its ok
when they're like, still kinda green it's not good
yeah
it worked when i used it as base for cooking but cant imagine eating one anywhere else
I love having to be up in 6 hours and instead of sleeping, finding out where this 1912 bible came from <3
i ate a green banana
once in my life
and threw up everywhere as oson as i finished it😭
don't have to imagine
because I DO IT
same effect as chugging sprite after normal banana
is 2 bowls of cereal and 2 bowls of chili W eats .?
that's uh
hi sammy
that's definetly a meal
what cereal?
i would assume the printing press
blueberry bran
Naurr I mean from what guy
bro is a settler
lemme check
... jesus?
sam over here eating a cowboys dinner bro
god i am a jeanyus or however you spell it
One "Lois M. Balhoff" me thinks
um
sometimes when my family is away i make an entire pot of chili and eat the whole thing and then rinse the pot like nothing ever happened
you dont like blueberry bran ?
looks like louis H bochoff(?)
😭
have you ever had frankenberry though?
think so
shit goes CRAZYYYYY STYLE
i ain't even gonna lie i fw honey bunches of oats
welp
do any of u fw cold baths
i fw frosted flakes and captain crunch a lot
i went like 8 hours without saying crazy style
I think this is an L
its alright
personal record
i guess
it's basically just blueberry flavored frosted flakes
good job lenny i support you on curing your addiction
and it has a bit easier of a texture
Asking chatGPT for help yielded "Lois M. Balhoff" which checks out geographically, since my michigan based grandma gave me this bible, and Mrs. Balhoff apparently lived there
also some rice krispies with a little bit of sugar sprinkled in
crazy style
also fruity pebbles
about 20 minutes out from my grandma's current home town
peter the bible's here
BRO YES
i prefer the chocolate ones but fruity pebbles are fire
i feel like fruity pebbles are vehemently slept on
yes yes yes
they're so good
dessert for breakfast
it could be an A so balhoff
😭 😭 😭
yes
yeah i was reading it as O
lately i've been incurably hungry and i hope i'm just a growing boy and that i dont have some kind of disease or parasite
shortest dream theater song
yep
Looking it up I can't get anything on anyone with that last name
tfw you finally get a cool armor combination with the right colors in halfsword just for your character to instantly die the second you load in
?!
So it has to be Balhoff
🥀
what's your favorite helmet
in game
so real
damn
it's genuinely bananas how well half sword has managed to capture all of the armor
it's like 1:1
mother of fissure causing liquid to seep from its container

i think it's the kettle that goes far down over the eyes
i really like the design tbh
that one is pretty peak, possibly the best protection-wise too
idk what this means but i like it
mama leek
fr you get great visibility downward whilst your entire upper half is guarded, great ventilation too
worst part would be getting anything stuck up there next to your face lmao
for april fools make every helmet have huge oculars
Erm
HELLO SON
england
Hello silly
yes coventry !
how are you halfrat
i know this place
stalker yay yay yay
My brain is currently full of space engineers ideas that klang will love so much
But they're too cool not to try
yes hi my fds
the S stands for stalker now
no
S
a then vs now meme, humans never change
Halfstalker
i have a very busy stalking schedule
we used to KILL EACH OTHER WITH SPEARS and now we're SMOKING???W TF !??!?!?!
and gambling!
Calm down son of sam
youre trying to tell me if you gave peasants a lighter and a pack of newports they wouldnt absolutely destroy that shit?
They would absolutely love it
my art teacher used to call me that because my name is sam(p)son
Son of sam is a serial killer
i am aware !
im never wrong
I see
I hoped so
Seeing as how tobacco was probably real rare back then if anything i'd say they would ravage each other over it
has anyone ever told you to grow your hair out son of sam?
Only do it if it curls nice
when are we talking
We're talking right now
people always tell me "haha dont cut yer hair !!"
Duh
just make sure not to enter any temples with philistines if you do
i mean at what time are you discussing peasants ravaging each other over tobacco
i admire you
and your jacket
well tobacco is native to america
i only have 1 so far 💔

I have some boar tusks
i have 1 jawbone that i turned into a spear and i have 2 that are currently unused
I should make like brass knuckles out of the tusks
cool..........................,
Make a bear trap out of jaws
the spear one is something like a fox but the two in the pocket i cant really tell
Stupid ass dog
might be young horses or something
this fucking game sucks ass
You
ngl, when I eventually die, I genuinely want some of my bones to be turned into like, a knife handle or something
Send pics
some part of me needs to be repurposed to be part of a weapon
hi moffia
do something interesting with my corpse, you know?
Let me see these jaw bones
hey silly head!
they still had some gore on them when i nabbed them let me check if they're not gooey anymore
I see
Put them in an ant hill
That's what i do
Just make sure to keep it in place somehow if it's light so they don't carry it away
So how'd you turn one into a spear?
i think that might be a deer jaw
nifty
I see
deer
yeah definitely
oh dear
Hello chat
does anyone know when people first started smoking tobacco
other countries did it when it was brought over from the americas (15th centurty)
oh that's sick
ait thx
however the natives were smoking that shit for thousands of years
Going to Mayan heaven and seeing two gods in a corner smoking a newport would be tuff af
this is the kinda shit they would smoke with
dude thats mine give it back
farenheit or celcius
thats a spring or fall day here in the us
or a summer morning
usually during the day here its around 32 degrees (your mesurments of temprature) shit leaves me sweating like a prostitute in church
no
how humid is it?
usually it makes the hot feeling, hotter especially in the sun
im pretty sure it makes it feel colder too but im not metorologist or some shit
plant.
identification
taco helmet goes crazy
some of the more low profile ones could've been worn in battle as a way to identify yourself and effectively become a walking rallying point for soldiers
in the 15th century those gravitate more towards generic orbs and flags on the head
what's a word for "more focused on practicality than looks"
Pragmatic?
Utilitarian
💡
Ehhh maybe not pragmatic
Yeah that’s a better one
i need to state the definition better
i'm using it in the case of "this is the only mechanical way to identify this if you're not taking into account the looks of it"
pragmatic works for now
Hmmmm this sounds like quintessential now
Or like intrinsic?
Like if something is intrinsic to its value for example, like gold is intrinsically worth how much it’s worth despite the fact it looks shiny
I feel like that’s a shitty explanation
idk i feel like this works
OH now I’ve seen the context it makes more sense
Gimme a sec
FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES
that’s the phrase I was looking for

So it would say “this becomes the only way to, for all intents and purposes, characterise from its contemporaries”
i feel like that doesnt work
True but I feel like characterise has an… animate connotation
Where as distinguish is more neutral
animate ?
As in AN-imit not animate, the opposite of inanimate
i dont think that's necessarily bad though
absolute genius feature to have maces that my guy cant swing without falling
i have never heard this complaint before
my dude ducks like every other time he swings the 2 handed long mace
makes him fall the fuck down unless im stood completely still
bro hasnt discovered stance and posture
@safe wyvern what is Maxwell doing 💔
the only 2 stances are standing and crouching
hold shift
and it's also kind of determined by the positioning of your arms
you will generally lose balance more often depending on the way you're holding yourself up
I wish i could play half sword again just one time
samp
But my PC is broken
hello yemi
do you remember when i showed my room?
no
wow
shame
its relevant
anyways
um my room is like
REALLY small
there is another room here that nobody uses
its like a once a year guest room...
its also small but its bigger than what i have rn
so im tryna plan on having this room be my bedroom and that room be like a everything else room
especially since my birthday is coming up and ill be able to get furniture
https://youtu.be/YWRd65D54FU?si=gOl5q6LHyuvolyxi this goes hard
who would win this epic battle?
Gameplay Belongs to Rockstar Games
This is my room for reference
This is the same pic I sent a few months ago
jeez
this is the entire room btw lol
how do you wash clothes and cook and use the bathroom
Lmao
trust
not a bad idea
im not gonna do that im not that big
but
i have never really had my own space before so im tryna plan this
cus i gotta be set on smth before i talk to my parents
im working on a floorplan rn in furnish master
buzz lightyear
goat lightyear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktNXAcIF9tg im genuinely so excited for this game to come out it's insane
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guys i have a question
if you have an l desk
what do u put on the other half of it
😭
Bubby get new fossil
Where did you find it
I bought it online
How much
At most 30 bucks
right
I lowkey want a megalodont tooth tho

