#general-catfish-π±π
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it was the sliding down the wall as he died for me π
bro wanted to give one last speech
ive been making my matches mroe daramatic lol
oh didnt even notice that lol

playing knight feels so much more alive than the other tiers
i swear all of the AI willies have been imbued with the indomitable human spirit
so real
are tiers just like
sets of 3
in half sword
damn dude was limping still trying π
goodnight my faovurite delusikonal scot
sick clips btw
No
bros mad at you agian
what settings u suse?
use
not graphics i mean
like game setting
looks like chiv 2 lol
the one map
She said i seem like i microvawe vegetables
isnt that a compliment
please shut up
πββοΈ
No?
Its not
to me it would be
i know bro
Do you microvawe vegetables?
ofc it would
π
π
it dpeends
Thanks
not a girls girl
What are you on about

ur supposed to back me up
no tf im not
yes you are
i dont even know you bro
yes u do?
shutup
no?
Bro how did i stab someone through chainmale
Stop using my technique
i refuse?
Stop
sorry i was making sandwich
no?
you mean like FOV?
mm
you musth ave had a lot of force probably
i have more force
Damn
My FOV is on full, and i think i use high graphics
Mf this aint starwars
you're weak
oh ok
i havent watched star wars
Same
i meant damage settings
ohhhhhhhh
but sweet
hru
my damage is minimum on both
oh alright thx bro
ok
gives me the longest battles
don't talk to me
Oo i should try that
its the best way to play
what does that mean
Yeah lemme try rn
When will multi player comeee
fr i need to beat the hell out of jiy
dude
What
get out now wgo away go waay
U cant even beat peasants
I know
based on bothing btw
so read dude
But when will it come out
Huh
so why the fuck are you asking
Dude
everyone always fucking does this dude
@gusty geode bro i stabbed someone through the lung and he just kept swingingπ
u havent seen my skills
yeah thats what makes it fun you can fully stab someone through the skull and theyll be fine lmao
Yeah im enjoying this
I can imagine them
wHY DO i keep getting fatal error π
try lowering graphics or blood
im on lowest resolution, lowest blood, and lowed graphics and i keep getting it
if that doesnt work go to game properties on the steam game, and type in -Dx11
in the launch options
aint no way bro posted a gif of a naked dude balling π
modsssssssssssssssss
his willie half sword was fully out π ;sob
π
wait what happened???

bro had movements like ethat
how jiggly was it?
medium
meh
π
no you CANT
i can
Uuuh what yaal mean how jiggly was it tf
dw about it
Cap
willie only has a willie plate
oh
i thought you meant willie
no
just got the full context
who am i getting?
i dm'd my favourite delusional scot already
π π
oh
let me check
okay yeah
hes been warned
nice
how did he sneak this in
this guy is level 3
If he got image perms
he must'
leveled up just for that
lool
what a FREAK
go aaaway e;izabeht
i hve my eraosns
:aaob:sbπ
are you really 6,10.
but it's like some weird AI metaverse thing
yes
90lbs
no im kidding im like 5'11 and like 87kg
Yeah though so lol
Bro i cut off a guys legs both of them and hes still not giving up
thats what makes it fun
shorty
i really need to measure myself but ik you're taller than me
WAIT WTF
true smh my head
5'11 cant see u
open ur eyes
you literally told me you were 4'5
Ooh ok
WHAT π
6 7 ? π³ π€£
how tall is 4'5 im not american
you literally told me you were danny devito i remember it like it was yesterday
THATS LIKE TODDLER SIZE (kid not toddler)
neither am i LMAO
SADLKJΓDFSALJΓ
uhhhh its like
134 cm
u misremembering, IM 8 feet tall
god forbid the UK has a standard measurement system
I've heard u are all confused there kljadlkfdja
I've heard canada too
from who
metric for inanimate objects but imperial for living things
extremely short
an american
a friend who went to canada
i was 7'9 at age 8
maybe they were confused
134 cm is massive
4,5?
ive shrank a little
Bruh, only 3,1 is tall
massive you say?
"do you need the time i started being born or when i stopped? you see i was a very tall baby"
- atmic shrimp
thats so cool bro
you dont have to do this...
i do
im sorry...
WOW
he told me, that in common language people often use feet and pounds and some street signs were in both mph and kph π
it was in vancouver
SPOILERS DUDE
I do :(
why tf all the cuntys but wales got flag_example emoji name wtf its got wales
oh
I've watched it
mb bro
sukuna dies and just kinda dips while mahito says "hey where are you going"
cuntys
yes yes
my country is cunty tbh
omg
that's the actual ending btw
awesome
mega spoil
ending so happy
i meant my previous message
he doesnt revive again? π
oh
hmm
you gotta be more specific
cause technically...
gojo didn't revive
i mean
WDYM I WAS JOKING DSJKLΓADSFKL
OK NO SPOLIERS
okay
sukuna blob
blob π
let him enjoy

no wayyy
thanos dies in deltarune level 5
NOOOOOOOOOO
Where you go i go
NOOOOOO
he was my fav character
sorry guys haha
its ok willy got the stoned
i got spoiled already dw π
i see no thanos
thanos is the prince
that's Thangore
i should cuddle my pillow and go to sleep probably
no
how late is it?
you mean early?
Dont have sweet dreams
Kane dies alone with his material possessions in citizen kane
dude π
i have insomnia
lucky people in chat
go to eppy sleepy
(1 pm)
now that i think about it
1 or 2 pm
i've never had a nap
i dont remember
KANE WAS A CITIZEN? 
THIS IS LIERLALY ME WTF
/=???
9yh
thanks
me shooting you with a tranquiliser so you sleep
yea
In spain everyone takes midday naps, the streets are a desert around 2-3 pm
i hate to be the one to spoil this... but at the end of the war movies the allies win
true
spain huh
Burger.
I knnow this from jerma btw
how do people even sleep during the nay bruh
when in doubt
HA this one is wrong actually cuz in that one movie the allies loseeeee
guess spain
spoiler deltarune kris gets top surgery
sogodo......
woofenstien
its ebauutiful
IDFK, PEOPLE EAT AND GO TO SLEEP
the hell is jerma
go back
what π
kristina..,,,,
SMALL ENEMY SPIDER
go away
yep
π° π
the fandom switched from a skeleton with blue genetalia to this
that mustve really rattled toby fox's bones
seven ate nine π
youll find me at the bottom of the stream
watermelon is sweet water eww
titalyl
its worse than spain fr
wha;(
IDK ABOUT THAT
ITS UP TO 37 RN WHERE I LIVE
what didd t ke atmerlon do
f pls
the difference is the humidity
its 90% here
almost 40 where i live
in spain its only like 40%
oh 40
40%humidity for me yeah π
yeah could be worse, u are all living in a sauna* in the uk
rookie numbers
imagine the entire world is a sauna
welcome to scotland in the summer
is that why u guys only wear kilts
yes
thats all we do
and throw trees
so col
scotland forever β€οΈ
me when
M*ngo
I β€οΈ mango
but they are so fucking sticky
MANGO you say?
how long realistically do you think it would take you to eat a FULL pineapple
entire*
2 kilos pineaple less than 3 minutes
no as opposed to an empty pineapple
sleep phonk β€οΈ
i hate when i buy a pineapple and its empty
fr
[DISCLAIMER] π Ts is only a joke it doesn't actually wor- π΄π΄π€π€
β€οΈ
so fire
mango bloxfruit
actually beautiful tf π
I think I've never heard it like that
what is bloxfruits π
a shitty one piece game
Because we all relate to mango bloxfruits
on roblox
a trash ass
fuckass
stupid ass
bitch ass
game
if you cant tell
i have a grudge
me getting ready for the brahms' lullaby concert
fr
sorry π
the elmo stare looks something straight out of a kubrick film
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
A JELLY DOUGHNUT?
me when i see a jelly doughnut for the first time
gu
Hello
oh wait i know this
isnt this the guy that like
got bullied in military
private pyle
no
gif
wrong oe
no
one
it def is
perchance
nuhuh
looka hjn ttip
how bout that
SPOILERS SMH MY HEAD
man i miss when that movie was everywhere back in the old internet days
what song?
pumped up kicks
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Alright which one of you told grok to be based
chat is dead
Ok
jesus christ, it's 45 degrees outside
ambatukam
rawr
imma r izz you uup
Did this really happen
do trailer parks have mayor? is their like a king of the rednecks
Morning.
Hello everyone, I hope we are all doing well :)
sad
eh not really but hope you are doing well
Iβm sorry to hear that, I hope that your day improves, then
thank thee
hello !
anyone know when the game will be finish ?
Paid Early Access comes later this year we dunno about full release
winter
Of course!
okay yhanks you
thx
Iβm doing pretty good, I just made coffee 
Hell yeah
SAME!
Lmao
I talk here from time to time
Was just telling the new guy that heβll get perms as he talks
jesus christ
wht
yes my child?
oh hi satan i am your biggest fan!
hi jiy
hi Eliz
ur not jiy
i am greeting you anyways
hi sax
fuck you Eliz goodbye
hi
whats my fav food
ofc its keemstar
who
Fried chicken

no
Little debbie chocolate rolls
thats a sharp beard
Hes so greek its crazy
idek wtf that is bro
i only eat cote d'or chocolate
Kaiserschmarrn
sauerkraut
true
Hey binbows lol, how are you doing
cote the what
I AM DOING WELL THANK YOU, IβM GLAD THAT YOU ARE DOING WELL TOO
brigadeiro
I am going to go to the beach tomorrow... im going to bring a book on economics... get my reading up
fr
Ooh, have fun!
rio de janeiro
thank you mr moffia
The beach is nice but at the same time I fucking hate the sensation of sunscreen being applied
But I know itβs important
I dont like how it feels like condensed humidity if that makes sense
this is the best chocolate to exist
This shit make me throw up bro
I just hate the feeling of something viscous being lathered onto my skin
Dung Pie from dark souls 1
u should get exiled
cant appreciate art
I dont like it either but yea. i can just go outside less I suppose!
cant appreciate fart
Its a bowl of brown liquid
I can make that every 2 days without chocolate
literally
w some coffee every 3 hours
had to be gringos smh...
On the brightside, hiking isnβt out of the question for me, I have sunshirts with hoods and hiking pants
hiking if pretty cool i like it
Hiking at least you can be in areas with trees so sunburn is harder
Very breathable too so itβs not like Iβm absolutely dying in hot weather wearing long sleeves
This paste is definitely more on the liquid side of the Paste Spectrum
yeah i just got a random photo
you make it the consistency you want
True, but sometimes thereβs big open spots
hard
if you want to make hard chocolate just put it in the freezer
or if you are not a pussy just try something better and eat the paste
does not exist in my country
what country
BRASIL SIL SIL SIL SIL
I like to cosplay as a ninja and cover up everything to avoid the sun
brasil should get deleted off the map
I have a picture about this but I think I would get banned if I posted it here
Thought you said basil i was like damn bro basil good
he shouldnt
i appreciate u
I LOVE BASIL
HAHAHAH TRUE
basil
Yup that's the stuff right there
hi silly
arent you from basil sax
Hi sax
silly they are making brazil slander
Basilaclly.... basil is good..
i am from the jungle
Brasil is cool too maybe as cool as basil
Gotta get the sun shirts and hiking pants, man! Nice sunhat, too
You know what else is cool,
me
there is basil in brasil
We had those when we went to zion, never got burnt
no
me
no the fuck you aint
no
me
Hey silly head!
Sometimes I will wrap my shirt over my head and pretend to be an early 1900s arabian nomad like lawrence of arabia
HI MR MOTHIA MAFIA MOFFIA
ayo
How are you doing lmao
im aight just big chilling wbu
Real lmao
Best way to be, fr. Honestly same, just doing some reading for a summer course Iβm taking
Nobody here uses headwraps but trust me its goated
how yk
I take courses in the summer and winter to help spread out my credit distribution
Makes workload more manageable
mayo
Its comfortable and snuggly and imbues you with insane aura
Swag
Even
Swagalicious
As hell
whats your age
im 17
okay
Im just speaking like a philosopher
not easy for the layman to understand I know
that was def not why i asked π
Then why
swagalicious
You left out the 2nd part of the statement
Does this make me look old or young
young
Thats so phat
phat?
party hat
Fire
All the same.
You could even say one other word
starting with an s
that shall not be named here
shat
silly
@autumn laurel
Why is that specific message in every channel π
What one
The embed fails
ban this guy
It just looks like spam
it's a gambling site ad
the bot is playing mid
brother clicked on a free robux link and got his discord account stolen π₯
Sentenced to 10 years hard labor for gullibility
who's the bot lmao
Chat am I cooked π
Bro I'm just now remembering I had this weird ass dream where I became the half sword Baron
mental hospitals will catch you lmao
I've never even played as him ππ
Just the yoosh
they will be released
Fuck 2042 this is what real gamers want RAHHH
i have dreamed of halfcord multiple tiimes
who is this guy? me?
Xatchery
HAHAHAHAHAH
this would go hard
I've never even played battlefield but I'd play a warhammer one lol
Pointy-eared leaf lover!!!!
blah blah blah go munch some rocks ya mountain brained dwarf
I love how warhammer dwarves have grudges lmao
they have very good reason to hate caledor II because he was a total douche instead of resolving an easily solved conflict
but those are some goofy names they have for him
"the pointlessly tall"
"the goat lover"
"the frightened of loud noises"
honestly ale-sniffer is a pretty good one
but yeah before the existence of the dark elves was really widely known, they carried out a bunch of hits on dwarven trading caravans, and framed the high elves for it
understandably pissed off, the dwarves basically went to him asking "hey man, what the fuck is your problem"
LeBron lover
and you know what caledor II fucking does?
instead of saying "hey that wasn't us," he fucking shaves off the beard of the dwarven ambassador
this just genuinely pisses me off because of how easily that could've been resolved, but instead he has to be a prick and start a whole ass war over it
I get it's warhammer lmao, but this is fantasy, cooperation actually exists in the setting lmao
anyways there's your extremely brief piece of warhammer fantasy lore lol
#photographyπ· message @vast vine how'd u do this-
I cutted the head then placed it there
"the goat fucker"
I'm enjoying a lovely breakfast of, honey bunches of oats with some milk that is definitely almost spoiled
how bout you goobers
what the fuck is this
sah dudes
what conversation is this
water
how do you go to "the goat fucker" in a normal talk
hell ye
the shits are going to be diabolical
just ate my lunch
goat lover but yeah lmao
beans, rice and liver
dwarven titles given to an elven king in warhammer lol
basically all just to insult the guy because he was a total prick
I've eaten worse
willie probably eats better than you cro
prolly
just drew willie from the hit game halfsword, what do you guys think?
how could i improve?
quit
never
Elvesβ¦ Iβve always hated elves. You wanna know why!?
why have you always hated elves, rali?
It genuinely couldnβt be any better
Absolutely beautiful
friendo please tell me how to improve my drawing
thank you
what is your drawing
No reason.
With that being said we have to kill them.
as justified a reason as any
is this a bit or a genuine attempt, I do not want to be rude
REAL
this was a genuine attempt that turned into a bit when i realized i dont draw
YOU KNOW WHY I HATE THEM?
no reason.
well the first piece of advice I would give is to not draw with a mouse lmao
i always did hate the blues
actually a horrible experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3xChHB0NEU here you go, sport:
Basically: no guidelines, just cuteness. #furry #art #arttutorial
An animated video on how I draw furry characters! It's pretty basic, so it should work for most species - I chose canine to demo because they're my favourite.
This is the way I first started to draw furries 5 years ago, and my method hasn't really changed to this day. I hope som...
i found that out really quick
I tend to draw with pencil and paper
i am NOT drawing anthro
lmao
i wanna draw the shit i see in my head
i dont want to inspire the world
so insane nonsense
well the second piece of advice I'd give, using a reference is not cheating
I've never drawn without a visual reference
it's up to you, but tracing can help in learning to draw
obviously just don't present it as your own work
black iron tarkus was the fucking goat
HE WAS DUDE HES SO COOL
I beat the golem legit on my first run
Also the greatsword in ds1 looks the best
honestly, but iron tarkus was a total bro even in death
man beat sen's fortress, and then even put his summon sign
filthy tree huggers
I thought he was kind of lame
bro died in such a shitty way too π
He fell from the top of the cathedral in anor londo
where the painting guardians are
bro just fell
oh my god I forgot about that
kind of a goofy ahh way to die π
Then he returned as knight slayer torig in ds3
Fucking catacombs of carthas bro fuck that place
honestly I'm glad that siegmeyer returned in ds3
He didnt returned
*return
even if it was as siegward
In ds1 is siegward in ds3 its siegmeyer
Theyre same same but different but still same
I didnβt like Irythil that much.
Mb gang
all good, it's very easy to get them mixed up
They have an onion skin in nightreign
is this me
Seigmire was my favorite too
yes
I genuinely had to fact check myself before I posted lmao
Yeah that place was kinda ass
I mean cool area, difficult, pretty
But the enemies
Jesus
also siegmeyer and siegward have the same va lol
The fucking flame priests
Those pontiff beasts lol
Remember walking across the bridge the first time
Only to get ambushed by the Beast of the Old Lords from Bloodborne
fr
oh god yeah
That was a good jumpscare
ngl my favorite boss was the dancer of the boreal valley
Itβs fighting it thatβs hard
as much as it gave me a hard time
ds3 is so peak
the presentation is just really good
true
Mr moffia do you play nightreign
I remember hearing the ds3 main theme was originally pontiff sullyvahn's theme but scrapped
I have not played elden ring yet
WHAT
Sheβs cool. I think either Vordt (because I was SO OFFPUT by his design and movement the first time I saw him) or Champion Gundyr are my favorites
I KEEP GETTING SIDETRACKED
I'm playing armored core if that helps
YOU NEED TO PLAY ELDEN RING YOU STINKY MOTH
Man, Godrick has to be my favorite boss ever tho
I AGREE
I had the biggest βWTF IS THISβ reaction when I saw him
fire punch is peak
by creator of chainsaw man
also of course slave knight gael goes hard af too
imma be real elden ring is definitely really good but I cant help and prefer the art styles of the dark souls games
wasn't really interested in chainsaw man
darksouls is hard to beat tbf
me neither tbh
firepunch was great though

RAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH