general-catfish-🐱🐟

[astral ether]

Your wisdom truly is infinite

[indigo hare]

Yes, like I said I knew you were exactly 21

Im very smart

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/i-show-speed-gif-13578867079486335807

[neat tundra]

Bro is 9 plus 10

[wary cliff]

yoo??

rgb name

[astral ether]

I’m 90% certain I got slightly buzzed off a fucking hard seltzer earlier and I don’t know how to feel about it

[hallow fiber]

least mad reaction to losing gauntlet

[astral ether]

Everything just felt off after I had it

[indigo hare]

Yes hes special and better than you

[astral ether]

I refuse to believe I’m that much of a lightweight

[wary cliff]

because he have rgb name?
ik..ik..

[indigo hare]

Feel good you don’t need to drink a lot

[pearl coral]

you're 21 so i dont think it's that shameful

[indigo hare]

No no, he has it BECAUSE he’s better

[astral ether]

Dawg it was like 4% alcohol

[wary cliff]

is there a rgb name for loser?

[indigo hare]

No 🙁

Or I wouldn’t be stuck with yellow

Piss yellow

[astral ether]

Fair lol

[wary cliff]

planing one?

[pearl coral]

up until 21 you only had 0% alcohol. and the jump from 0 to 1 is the largest numerical jump you could make. so dont worry about it

[astral ether]

That’s a good point

[indigo hare]

Worry about it

[wary cliff]

like you can't drink until your 21 where?

only usa?

[pearl coral]

AMERICA 🦅

[wary cliff]

that crazy wth

[indigo hare]

That’s right! Go die for your country but dont you DARE touch alcohol

[pearl coral]

so only 4 years of your brain development gets affected instead of 7

[wary cliff]

you see 14 drinking in europe

its true

[indigo hare]

It must be fun having 15 year olds in AA

[astral ether]

[astral ether]

The thing I hate is that in the states college kids have no concept of moderation

[wary cliff]

i swear they show us numbers to call if were addict and all those sh at school💀

[astral ether]

In my junior year, my dorm room was near the bathroom door for the floor

I got woken up at 4 in the morning to someone puking their guts out in the bathroom

Because of drinking

[wary cliff]

Deliscious sound

[astral ether]

I’ve also had people come in and vomit noisily while I’m trying to take a shower

And it fucking reeked

[wary cliff]

bruh hwo

how

[hallow fiber]

they came into your shower?

[astral ether]

No thank god

[neat tundra]

In the states, when people join the army at 18, they know how to kill and be killed in moderation.
Whats so different about alcohol?

[astral ether]

But in the bathroom

[gusty geode]

did somebody say...

[indigo hare]

No

[violet garden]

RAHHH 🇺🇸 🦅

[gusty geode]

moderation?

[pearl coral]

it's moderatin time

[neat tundra]

Run run away!

[pearl coral]

lenny then moderates the whole server

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-im-about-to-morb-its-morbin-time-morbius-sweep-marvel-gif-25782014

[gusty geode]

/ ban all

[indigo hare]

Lenny the moderator moderates moderately

[neat tundra]

You humans made us, now suffer for your arrogance

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/islandboi-islandboy-gif-23570827

[indigo hare]

I love when chat is taken over by us cool people

[astral ether]

Who the fuck are these guys

Get them out of here

[wary cliff]

da iland boi

ganggangslang

[astral ether]

[pearl coral]

lenny the moderator, who was modder and rating, moderated solemnly

[plain spindle]

you are NOT cool

[violet garden]

We are pretty awesome

[indigo hare]

I can’t wait to be 80 and randomly remember the island boys and other such internet legends

[astral ether]

Lmao

[wary cliff]

kumalala

[plain spindle]

yea arent you pushing 40?

[astral ether]

Chat what games would you share with your hypothetical children

[indigo hare]

NO

[indigo hare]

I don’t share

[plain spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209891410426462302/1238422621000044594/togif.gif

[pearl coral]

i cant wait to be 80 and randomly remember Half Sword Discord Server for my grandkids to make fun of me about

[pearl coral]

Fornite, minecraft, roblox, et cetera.

[violet garden]

On my deathbed, among us is going to flash before my eyes as the last thing I’ll see, and I’ll go out with a solemn frown

[astral ether]

I would make my hypothetical 4 year old child play darksouls then scream at him for being dogshit when he gets filtered by the asylum demon

[pearl coral]

filtered lmao

[astral ether]

(I need to keep the cycle of generational trauma going)

[indigo hare]

my kid plays fallout, elder scrolls, Minecraft, Roblox, a whole bunch. Old enough to play video games together and get my butt kicked

[neat tundra]

I hope I develop dementia and only remember half sword so I'm just screaming and talking in middle english to the other old geezers.

[violet garden]

My kid better no-hit all of Dark Souls 1-try

[astral ether]

EXACTLY

see you get it

If he doesn’t then he’s no son of mine

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-22727788

[hallow fiber]

hang on you are the guy who talks when willie says "ragamuffin!" ?

[pearl coral]

no

[spark quartz]

oh so next year

[indigo hare]

Hes the guy you hear when you murder Willie

[spark quartz]

:3

[violet garden]

“Grandpa put the cane down, you can’t challenge Terrance to a duel”

[astral ether]

Him crying into a microphone makes me feel bad

When i kill willie

[neat tundra]

No not yet

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-14663292704966997212

[gusty geode]

willie with a scottish accent soon

[pearl coral]

never ever ever

[spark quartz]

me asf

[scarlet creek]

Half sword, exanima, people playground, gmod, half life 2, entropy zero 2, battle talent and idk

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-half-sword-half-sword-hi-chat-gif-5638455273862533523

[wary cliff]

Ever dream this man?

[astral ether]

These are good

[indigo hare]

Scottish? You didn’t even mention kilts.

[astral ether]

I would probably go with S.T.A.L.K.E.R at some point

[gusty geode]

basically this yes

[indigo hare]

OR bagpipes

[neat tundra]

Peak, peak, abysmal dogshit, peak, peak, peak, idk what that is

[wary cliff]

tuff

[astral ether]

Chat what are your favorite halo ship names

[astral ether]

I gotta go with the UNSC Say My Name and the UNSC Two For Flinching

[gusty geode]

nothing else UNDERNEATH?

[scarlet creek]

Battle talent is a roguelite physics based vr fighting game

[gusty geode]

we wear kilts

[indigo hare]

Bro willingly said “im a pervert” and posted it in chat

[gusty geode]

thats it

[pearl coral]

why is it called two for flinching

[astral ether]

Cool ship name

[spark quartz]

then I said I'm Lenny

[neon citrus]

e

[spark quartz]

So that wasn't me

[indigo hare]

I literally ignored that part because I wanted to

[gusty geode]

sounds like you just called yourself a pervert to me

[spark quartz]

oh ok fair enough

[pearl coral]

is it like you're punching someone and they flinch so you punch them again

[scarlet creek]

Why do you hate ppg btw

[gusty geode]

digital footprint goes crazy

[spark quartz]

don't come at me with your mental gymnastics

[astral ether]

Yes

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/mlem-seal-cute-animal-big-eyes-gif-10002606210418209961

[scarlet creek]

I see ppg as a dollhouse that I use to create stories with physics and gore and autistic stuff

[pearl coral]

that's rad

[astral ether]

Idk why but this made me think about dead internet theory feeling more and more plausible with each passing day

[gusty geode]

i cant even do physical gymnastics you think i can do mental gymnastics?

[astral ether]

Oh absolutely, there’s some great halo ship names lol

[spark quartz]

Lenny discord mod build confirmed

[astral ether]

I need to read some of the books tbh

[gusty geode]

ill mod abuse you

and then ill just abuse you

[indigo hare]

Please for the love of god

He deserves it

[spark quartz]

Zero loyalty

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/heonism-for-the-love-of-god-please-please-gif-24062262

[scarlet creek]

I always forget lenny is a mod

Despite having that yellow nickname

[gusty geode]

look at my name, i am piss

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/im-all-about-loyalty-and-morals-loyalty-morals-trust-respect-gif-16022075

[gusty geode]

THINK SEBASTIAN THINK

[spark quartz]

@plain scroll bro help me they want to mod abuse me you're the one and only silly head mod abuser

[indigo hare]

Yeah, beg for his help

[scarlet creek]

You just feel very normal member-ish

[astral ether]

https://fxtwitter.com/nobbieslicks/status/1783633030008959243?s=46&t=ZIZQ6IJUz7LP75DPA9yMFA

[indigo hare]

Lenny is the newest mod and hasn’t fully settled into tyranny

[astral ether]

NOOOO

[spark quartz]

FAIL

[astral ether]

MY FUNNY POST ABOUT THE HALO BOOKS

[spark quartz]

just like me

[scarlet creek]

I wish I was a grown man so I can apply for mod and abuse every half swordian here

[spark quartz]

I'm a very normal person

that sounds wrong

[indigo hare]

Welcome to the server new guy

[spark quartz]

hello thank you

[astral ether]

Shoulda been born earlier, dummy

[spark quartz]

I'm new

[scarlet creek]

Neurotypical man of good

[astral ether]

Hi new, I’m moffia

[spark quartz]

actually the polar opposite but yes

[astral ether]

It’s nice to meet you

[spark quartz]

hi moffia

[scarlet creek]

Neurodivergent woman of bad

[spark quartz]

nah I'm a dude

that part not opposite

[pearl coral]

neurodifferent

[astral ether]

Neurodivergent (I’m in that one movie tom cruise was in)

[spark quartz]

Mission impossible 2

[astral ether]

Yeah that one

[spark quartz]

hell yeah

[astral ether]

Still find it funny tom cruise is a scientologist

[spark quartz]

Sebastian more like Samon

[spark quartz]

fr

[astral ether]

Speaking of

[scarlet creek]

Sebastian is a peak name

[spark quartz]

yeah if you're in the crusades

[indigo hare]

β

[astral ether]

The crown jewel of new york

[astral ether]

Was reminded I had this photo

[indigo hare]

Ah yes, merchants fleet

[astral ether]

Yeah, great company

[scarlet creek]

No way bro died like this

[astral ether]

Highly recommend their services

[drowsy finch]

I forget who made these

[indigo hare]

You

[astral ether]

Oh yeah, hasn’t the church of scientology done joint effort stuff with nation of islam

[drowsy finch]

Not true!

[indigo hare]

Idk but let’s not get into that

[indigo hare]

Yes I was there

[astral ether]

Ok lol

[scarlet creek]

Did you know that betas do all the work for the alpha which means betas are better because the alpha is a lazy bitch

[indigo hare]

Whatever makes you feel better

[lime harness]

The feeling when you watch your team rushing blindly into the mg nest for the 4th time in a row and the commander stares at you

(I'm the clown for trusting them)

[scarlet creek]

Imagine just breeding while I do all the hard work haha noob

I'm clearly the superior wolf

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-kiss-gif-14874188

I wonder if shes ok

[astral ether]

Stopping ignoring you purely to say I’m not your friend

Ok carry on

[scarlet creek]

I mean if it's uploaded to tenor it mean she's ok

[indigo hare]

The wolf uploaded it

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-cork-hide-cork-cute-gif-17857893

[astral ether]

Owl!

[scarlet creek]

What do owls even do

[pearl coral]

i have ordered plate armor

!

[astral ether]

Why is he being corked

[scarlet creek]

Annoying big eyed fat birds

[drowsy finch]

@raven ore jump'm

[spark quartz]

king Kong worm moment

[astral ether]

Why are you plugging up that owl rali stop that

[pearl coral]

arc reactor

[astral ether]

TRUE

[pearl coral]

talony stark

[astral ether]

Lmao

[astral ether]

Also this is awesome

Reminds me I need to finish ordering the costume for the cosplay I’m putting together

[pearl coral]

barbute and breastplate

they fit over fencing equipment

[scarlet creek]

Do your dopamine receptors activate while wearing that or something

[pearl coral]

i would have bought a kettle helmet but it doesnt fit well with the paint on my mask

[pearl coral]

it's for fighting in

[scarlet creek]

For buhurt?

[pearl coral]

for historical european martial arts

[scarlet creek]

Oh yeah I hate how buhurt is accesible from militia

Isn't buhurt a sport why are we willing to get killed by guys in full plate armor while all we have is a gambeson and a helmet

[pearl coral]

buhurt is a sport

[scarlet creek]

L gamemode

[pearl coral]

even when you're in full armor the buhurt game mode isnt accurate tho

aint how it works

[scarlet creek]

I dont know much about buhurt other than it's beating people in armor so can u explain me why it isnt accurate pls

[pearl coral]

they used clubs or dull swords and fought without stabbing, and they had very specific equipment for it

[scarlet creek]

How do you stab someone who's wearing full armour in half sword tho

All my victories in the knight tier were by submission

Because its way easier to just put your enemies on the ground and place your weapon on their neck so they give up

It always works

[pearl coral]

equipment like this

[pearl coral]

armpits, inner arm, back of the leg, groin, neck, feet, inside gauntlet

[scarlet creek]

Is that a helmet with a candlestick on top

[pearl coral]

inside visor

yes its a crest

[scarlet creek]

Wouldnt that make it heavy and unbalanced

Or is that the point

[pearl coral]

no

it's made out of fun little craft materials

not metal

[scarlet creek]

Does it have any purpose?

[pearl coral]

identification

looks raw af

spectacle

[worldly vapor]

Is this for the uhh

kolbenturnier

[pearl coral]

yes

[worldly vapor]

it looks like the guy from that roblox game Identity Fraud

[pearl coral]

lol

[worldly vapor]

you know what im talking about?

[pearl coral]

yes

[eager otter]

How do I use the rank command? I want to know when I can post images

[scarlet creek]

Funko pop motherfucker

[worldly vapor]

why do people call medieval art bad

this shit is so good..

[eager otter]

Or wait, does being level two let me post images?

[worldly vapor]

Post one

[eager otter]

Test

[hallow pulsar]

cause people are thinking of high medieval

[eager otter]

ayyyy

[worldly vapor]

High medieval art was good

[scarlet creek]

Because sometimes it looks like it was made for a children's book while also depicting crazy shit

[hallow pulsar]

subjective 🤓

[scarlet creek]

Or it was just weird asf

@worldly vapor

Idk if im even allowed to show this here

More weird medieval stuff

[pearl coral]

because sometimes it is bad

[worldly vapor]

in my opinion this is good

[scarlet creek]

This reminds me of over the garden

[worldly vapor]

yeah but this is cool looking, number one, and number two, its just a monk's side thing yk

[subtle rock]

i played some cod zombies with gf on waw spongebob

[worldly vapor]

unless hes like

a morgan bible type monk

then its not a side thing.

[subtle rock]

we beat the map

[scarlet creek]

Why are the horses hugging

[subtle rock]

final result

[worldly vapor]

This one is so beautiful

[scarlet creek]

The lack of perspective makes me dizzy but it is a beatiful piece indeed

[worldly vapor]

Its part of the artstyle and makes it interesting in my opinion

[scarlet creek]

Is there any medieval drawing that had perspective?

[pearl coral]

yes

[astral ether]

Ngl, if I could wear siegmeyer’s armor irl, I would in a heartbeat

[scarlet creek]

Did people actually look this inbred back then

[pearl coral]

can you draw faces any better

[subtle rock]

samp

[pearl coral]

hello

[worldly vapor]

This one is from 1430, painted by Jan van Eyck

[subtle rock]

tomorrow i am going to gf house and i bring my xbox and we gonna play games and build a fort and also i am going to order pizza

[astral ether]

I like to think I can draw bug faces well

[subtle rock]

i excited

[pearl coral]

livin the dream

i want to build a fort with my girlfriend toouhhh......

[subtle rock]

just ask her bro

whats she gonna say

no?

[astral ether]

Build a pillow fort together, honestly

That’s the real shit

[pearl coral]

her parents will shoot me to death if i enter their property and my house is cursed

[worldly vapor]

She will never say no because she is in my head

[subtle rock]

so build a treehouse bud

[astral ether]

Oh :(

How is your house cursed lol

[pearl coral]

nothing to be sad about it's a minor inconvenience

[subtle rock]

evil house

[astral ether]

Tell us the lore

[pearl coral]

my grandma's ghost and the snakes under the tiles

[astral ether]

Ok yeah that would do it

[pearl coral]

also the woods

the woods are very bad

[astral ether]

Is your grandma chill at least

[pearl coral]

we DEADASS have an evil enchanted forest on our property

[astral ether]

Or is she a douche and spooks you when she can

[pearl coral]

she knocks over my drinks and any memorabilia i put up of her

[subtle rock]

might just be gravity

[astral ether]

What a douche

[pearl coral]

i kept a crab made out of glass that she used to own up on my desk and it would inexplicably fly off and shatter piece by piece

like not just fall it would evacuate the premises with great speed

[pearl coral]

bigfoot and people flying drones in it and around our house

[astral ether]

I don’t believe in ghosts fully, but sometimes it’s hard for me to not ask what if

[pearl coral]

after most of an arm, an eye, and two of the legs were gone i decided to just hide it under a little sheet in the corner of the room

[astral ether]

I find it interesting at the very least

[subtle rock]

bro a livin a fairytale

[scarlet creek]

Honestly no

[astral ether]

She really didn’t want you to have that crab though

[pearl coral]

we dont have any guns to defend the property just fencing swords and wooden clubs and synthetic polearms

[astral ether]

Honestly mean of her

[pearl coral]

boutta duke bigfoot with my shillelagh

[worldly vapor]

purchase an arquebus

[subtle rock]

bro live in a village from shrek

[scarlet creek]

God I need to get back into drawing to redeem the cat face shit

[astral ether]

When I eventually die, let me like, haunt any descendents I may have, if I have any by then lmao. Just continue to push my hyperfixations onto them

[unkempt fog]

When I eventually die, let me like, haunt any descendents I may have, if I have any by then lmao. Just continue to push my hyperfixations onto them :Wheeze:

[scarlet creek]

🥀

[subtle rock]

shit aint even do the emoji

r we deadass

[astral ether]

Lmao

[subtle rock]

guys what do i get on steam with like 5 dollars

[pearl coral]

griefhelm

PLEASE

LETS PLAY TOGETHER

[astral ether]

You should get laika: aged through blood

Very good game

[subtle rock]

griefhelm more like

pee helm

[scarlet creek]

A furry game

[astral ether]

Fucked me up ngl

[subtle rock]

cus

wiener

[pearl coral]

these are the only convenient home defense weapons i have to fend off the sasquatch threat

[worldly vapor]

Pathologic classic HD is 1:29 right now

[astral ether]

Oh shit

I need to play pathologic

https://tenor.com/view/pathologic-pathologic-classic-slavjank-utroba-my-beloved-plague-gif-23718141

[worldly vapor]

I just bought it

1.29

[subtle rock]

evil ass automod bruh

[pearl coral]

@subtle rock dont let it happen again

[subtle rock]

it will

[worldly vapor]

Stop saying bad words bro

[astral ether]

Lmao

[subtle rock]

i aint even say a bad word

it just innapropriate

[pearl coral]

yeah you did

lmao

[worldly vapor]

You talking about big boy shit bro

Not here

[astral ether]

Slurs

[subtle rock]

yeah watch your back pal

[astral ether]

I just said slurs and got away with it

What are you gonna do about it

[subtle rock]

ts looks cheeks icl

[pearl coral]

it is NOT

[subtle rock]

half sword clone

[astral ether]

Play laika aged through blood

[raven ore]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-angry-gif-20813831

[astral ether]

Very good game

[astral ether]

Owl!

[subtle rock]

bro

[scarlet creek]

What is that spoon looking thing

[subtle rock]

1984 ass server

[pearl coral]

shillelagh

[subtle rock]

when did it get this bad

[pearl coral]

it's a wooden club

[raven ore]

when that one dude left

[pearl coral]

you didnt even get automodded

[subtle rock]

i said sigh bow

[scarlet creek]

What dude

[pearl coral]

oh

[subtle rock]

it got deleted

[gusty geode]

i hope i never meet them

[subtle rock]

why is sigh bow in brainrot filter

[scarlet creek]

What is sigh bow

Sighbow

Sigbo

[pearl coral]

Shut Your Bitch Ass Up

[small spoke]

Why every time I see this guy he's complainingabout mods or arguing with mods or something around those lines 🥀

[small spoke]

Woah pal

Tan bit rude innit

[pearl coral]

tan bit rude

LMAO!

[subtle rock]

it doesnt look all that great tbh

[pearl coral]

i love it a lot

[placid inlet]

🐱

[subtle rock]

its not triple A corporate slop

[pearl coral]

there's a lot more under the surface

[subtle rock]

how am i supposed to enjoy it

[scarlet creek]

SlGMA

[pearl coral]

it's Johnny Dale Lonack slop

[small spoke]

Buy triple AAA pirate indie games

[subtle rock]

buy AAAA

[scarlet creek]

Yeah these indie devs dont deserve a damn penny

[small spoke]

Always buy the most expensive editions too that gave you literally nothing but a penny that looks semi cool

[subtle rock]

hell yeah

[mighty mesa]

I would absolutely buy Griefhelm if I had people to play it with, and I didn't just spend $50 on Mechwarrior 5 and all its' dlc.

[subtle rock]

play with sam

[small spoke]

Smh they have enough money how will these poor aaa devs feed their families

[scarlet creek]

But being serious now, pirate both indie games and aaa games

Pirating is fun

[mighty mesa]

pls don't encourage pirating.

it's against steam tos

[pearl coral]

no more pirating talk]

[mighty mesa]

not steam

[pearl coral]

ILLEGAL

[mighty mesa]

sorry discord.

YES IT'S ILLEGAL

THAT

[subtle rock]

supported by steam

they dgaf

[small spoke]

pls don't encourage pirating against poor aaa devs only pirate against the rich indie devs 🥺

[mighty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/war-of-the-ages-cat-centurion-cat-centurion-cat-fight-gif-1741762862016554190

[raven ore]

pirate

[scarlet creek]

Yeah I'll pirate half sword once it comes out

[mighty mesa]

bro

[scarlet creek]

Jk jk

[small spoke]

🥀

[mighty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/stfu-lil-bro-gif-881252686023637754

[subtle rock]

how can i pre order Half Sword Ultimate Edition

[small spoke]

Support indie games and buy triple a games if you don't want one million viruses and it's technically commiting a crime

[subtle rock]

its not entirely a crime to do it

just distributing it

[small spoke]

oh

[subtle rock]

depends on where u live tho

[scarlet creek]

Exactly

[scarlet creek]

Here they dont gaf

[subtle rock]

actually most of the world doesnt care

like at all

[small spoke]

Anyway what do we think about kissing our Willie plushies every night

[pearl coral]

no pirating talk

[indigo hare]

No piracy talk

[small spoke]

Quite romantically

[subtle rock]

yeah sam

cut it out

[pearl coral]

double trouble

[scarlet creek]

Boring mods man

[indigo hare]

HEY

[small spoke]

When we getting the willie plushies

[scarlet creek]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-pirate-pirate-salute-salute-intergalactic-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-25016099

[small spoke]

#1270577738826256536 needs more content

[indigo hare]

Kryk posted some masterpieces lately

[scarlet creek]

They're not even sexy

[small spoke]

My god

You're into the FEET PICS TOO??

[severe fulcrum]

This does not need to exist in Halfcord

[pearl coral]

im going to get a new sword and a shield soon

[small spoke]

How many fucking mods are into Willie feet ✌️

[scarlet creek]

Every mod goes to the willie feet party every year

[indigo hare]

That place is mine

[mighty mesa]

match my silly spirit

[small spoke]

print a photo of Willie and tape it to the shield

[mighty mesa]

my ancient whimsy

my loyalty to the bit

[pearl coral]

i think im going to paint saint bartholomew being skinned on it

[indigo hare]

Nice

[violet garden]

Moai is THE foot guy

[small spoke]

What did saint Bartholomew do to you

[pearl coral]

i love saint bartholomew that's why im painting him on my shield

[subtle rock]

bro paints

what a geek

[small spoke]

Imagine having a hobby btw

Just rot in bed instead like a real fucking man

[subtle rock]

im sayin

[small spoke]

Don't be a soyboy and go outside that shits for fucking dorks and geeks

[indigo hare]

What’re you saying

[small spoke]

He's saying

[subtle rock]

chcikn jokcy

[indigo hare]

Now I understand

Thank you

[mighty mesa]

can we add soyboy to the banned words

[subtle rock]

sam bro this game is actually just nidhogg rtx on

[mighty mesa]

That's like...a quintessential far right wing dog whistle used to identify each other.

[small spoke]

I remember being called a beta soyboy here before cus some guy got mad at me and it was unironically

[scarlet creek]

No you soyboy high estrogen boy

[small spoke]

That was the funniest shit ever

[indigo hare]

Oh butcher

[small spoke]

Satire right

✌️

That's

[mighty mesa]

Hey it says a banned word

[small spoke]

Satire

[mighty mesa]

Moai is banned

[indigo hare]

Lmfao no the guy was serious

I don’t remember why he was so mad

[pearl coral]

i've never played nidhogg

did you get the game ??

[small spoke]

I'm convinced chatgpt devs paid discord to let them use their ai to make random discord accounts with random personalities

[subtle rock]

watching youtube to see if its something i would play

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-soylent-soy-soyface-nerd-gif-11917812235578842485

[subtle rock]

not a lot of videos on griefhelm im ngl

[pearl coral]

,,,didyulike nidhogg

[scarlet creek]

Nic and paladin John irl:

[pearl coral]

it's very very very indie

[small spoke]

This is how he described me and others

[subtle rock]

its definitely nidhogg

[small spoke]

God that was fucking hilarious

[pearl coral]

did you like nidhogg

[subtle rock]

did you like nidhogg

[pearl coral]

i like griefelm

aint played nidhogg

[rancid reef]

Nidhogg

[small spoke]

Moai likes Willie feet

We all hate clankers tho right

[subtle rock]

griefhelm prequel

[indigo hare]

Nidhogg more like midhogg Lmfao amirite or amirite(ive never played this game)

[subtle rock]

hes right

[pearl coral]

griefhelm goated

there's customization and a campaign and lore and monsters and horses and different weapon types and ragdoll and environmental damage

[subtle rock]

and yip and yap and yip yap

holy essay

[pearl coral]

the hatred of a man without griefhelm in his heart

get real

[subtle rock]

get fake

[oak olive]

go away

[pearl coral]

she is red because she cannot be placed there

[small spoke]

Oh look the biggest hater is here

[subtle rock]

bro killed chat

[mighty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/939-scp-gif-6726629521291306411

[subtle rock]

watching another video

the game does look interesting

and satisfying

it just

looks like its not all that deep

[pearl coral]

there is a very large and difficult campaign and there are a lot of unlockables and bosses and environments to fight in

and modes

[subtle rock]

yeah but the combat is just

repetitive

[bright schooner]

only if you let it be

there are a lot of ways to kill willies

[subtle rock]

not half sword lol

[bright schooner]

me when im blind

[subtle rock]

im thinking of getting battlefront 2

its calling to me like the green goblin mask

[untold wraith]

Get battlefield 1 instead

[subtle rock]

bro thinks i dont have battlefield 1

[subtle rock]

not that one bro

[oak olive]

i have such a bad joke and photo but i cant send it here :(

[oak olive]

YES S FIRE

so

so fire

i hate you but so fire

[unkempt scroll]

Banger game

[eager otter]

how do i install the mods 😭

[hallow fiber]

nexus mods

[mighty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/king-crab-battletech-king-crab-battletech-mechwarrior-mechwarrior-king-crab-gif-9061798129423776655

[eager otter]

I mean yes
But does it still use the half sword mod installer with the stool png?

[hallow fiber]

?

[eager otter]

Hold up, I’ll get a pic

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/3

This thing

Stizz help me

Just read a few messages up

[hallow fiber]

I'm using mods without this

[eager otter]

Oki how did you install them

[hallow fiber]

I downloaded it from nexus mods ofc

[eager otter]

And then what

[hallow fiber]

Well most mods are an exe file so I just open the exe file then run half sword

like ovrdth selector and timecontrol

[eager otter]

Oh gotcha

I’m used to RoR2 mods, where you download them and then put them in one specific folder yourself

[oak olive]

mmmmmmmm tamales

[vale mulch]

Anyone tried the split screen local MP mod and is it worth looking
Into

[next plover]

Welp main account @spice token got perma banned of off discord

[worldly vapor]

What did you do bro

[hallow fiber]

get that mank sht outta here

[next plover]

Basically a false ban for “child safety”

[spark quartz]

Put those grippers away

[next plover]

Didn’t even accept my appeal

[oak olive]

what grippers

[spark quartz]

newgens 💔💔

[oak olive]

i know what grippers are dipshit

there arent any grippers in that image

[spark quartz]

bro is blind

[lime harness]

I need braincells

[stable basin]

there unfortunately is 😭🙏

[spark quartz]

oh hai abom

[stable basin]

yo silly head!!!!

[spark quartz]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIB

[oak olive]

shut up you're blind

[oak olive]

no there's not

[stable basin]

brother

[oak olive]

im not your brother

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-stiller-zoolander-im-not-your-brah-gif-13489162

alright whatever no need to start crap over this

[spark quartz]

We weren't even ragebaiting them 💔💔💔💔

[stable basin]

we baited with sincerity 🙏

[oak olive]

yeah im not your biological male sibling

[spark quartz]

our sincerity fell on daft ears 💔💔💔💔

[oak olive]

im none of those

[stable basin]

alright my apologies then, friend

[oak olive]

im not your friend

[stable basin]

oh

[spark quartz]

abom its not worth engaging further

I promise

[stable basin]

yeah yeah i know

[oak olive]

i agree with this

unfortunately

[spark quartz]

how are u today anyway abom

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/bowling-ball-skull-skull-death-gif-9455775432746904791

you?

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bowling-ball-skull-skull-death-gif-9455775432746904791

[rugged pagoda]

is this good or bad? someone plz tell me

[stable basin]

i mean hey fair enough

[spark quartz]

that is kinda bad

[oak olive]

21 ms is good but idk about megabits

[stable basin]

its not too good no

[rugged pagoda]

cant load shit

pissing me off

[oak olive]

too real

[stable basin]

dang

[rugged pagoda]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExN2RzMWQxMDE1NGhubG52OTI4b205M3czZjJuM2t0ajNnaWpoYmw0aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Nl7gPHUAHOrtikduuP/giphy.gif

[gleaming furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/pigeon-lebron-james-meme-funny-gif-3425517799009042574

fuck

[stable basin]

yknow one positive is my continuation of RDR2’s story

i fumbled TWICE

[spark quartz]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

EMBED FAILL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[stable basin]

NOOOO WAYY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

[spark quartz]

oh nice bro rdr2 is peak

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[rugged pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/dc-daniel-cormier-laugh-at-this-user-laughing-reaction-gif-26777331

[gleaming furnace]

black

[stable basin]

yes i managed to get it during summer sale

it’s so peak

[rugged pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-cormier-alexander-gustafsson-pickup-throw-wrestle-gif-11730777

[spark quartz]

If you get to horshoe overlook make sure to talk to Pierson frequently for a unique jacket

[stable basin]

DANGIT

[spark quartz]

rip 💔💔💔💔

[stable basin]

i literally just got past that chapter bro

JUST

[spark quartz]

you missed peak jacket

[stable basin]

HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL WHY DIDNT I TALK TO PIERCESUN 🧿

[rugged pagoda]

my game glitched durin the house building mission and john got shot by someone and then beat down during theentire cutscene

[spark quartz]

time to restart 😭

[stable basin]

yup

[stable basin]

LOL

[spark quartz]

id recommend looking up a tutorial its kinda specific if you do end up doing that

[stable basin]

i’m not actually gonna

itll be fine

[spark quartz]

but its such a good jacket I love the denim look

[rugged pagoda]

think it was cus I antagonized someone a bunch before it

[spark quartz]

fair

[stable basin]

what ill do is it get in my second playthrough

which i like to call

[rugged pagoda]

shit was so funny tho, played it w my friend over and we were rolling]'

[stable basin]

Havoc

[spark quartz]

nice

[rugged pagoda]

cant do low honor i be feeling so guilty

games too realistic

[stable basin]

i probably will be feelin the same lol

i’m gonna do it anyways

[rugged pagoda]

the oonly thing I dont feel bad for is fuckass ragebaiting npcs

[stable basin]

loll

[rugged pagoda]

rockstar is D1 at making them annoying as hell sometimes

[dry shale]

Rdr2 is peak fiction

[stable basin]

“Your mighty brave to be showin your face round here after what you did-“ my honest reaction:

https://tenor.com/view/gun-strap-gif-26640036

oh shoot i still had rdr2 open

guess ill keep playin then

[rugged pagoda]

had to open tenor.com to watch ts

[stable basin]

😭

tragic

alright well back to the grind i suppose

[granite osprey]

anyone here play gta 5 pc enhanced i need help with cayo perico heist. randoms keep ruinging the duo

[rugged pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-cormier-gif-24383544

[oak olive]

ሰቊገመሀ

[rugged pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-evil-i-dont-speak-freaky-deaky-gif-7608808

[gusty geode]

amharic? new gens i swear

[oak olive]

thats not amharic

[gusty geode]

back in my day we spoke Ancient South Arabian script and we LIKED IT

[oak olive]

nvm i

[gusty geode]

its not?

[oak olive]

shut it i misremembered

yes it is

[gusty geode]

oh i was going to say

[oak olive]

i think

[gusty geode]

well technically i think amharic is only spoken

its probably called proto-eritrean script or something or other

[oak olive]

what

[gusty geode]

its called Ge'ez script

[oak olive]

geez more like de'ez

[gusty geode]

i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

[oak olive]

sorry

[gusty geode]

sorry id:browse

[gusty geode]

i didnt mean it

i would if it were nic

[oak olive]

oh ok

[gusty geode]

because im going to shoot him in the face if he hits me with another thine testes joke

[pearl coral]

hey robot write something for my friend who i can’t bother to wish a heartfelt happy birthday

[gusty geode]

sure thing! here's something you can use:

— — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — — —

get it?

i am very funny

down with the robots

except quasar

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[oak olive]

yeah

[gusty geode]

and willie

[pearl coral]

cant find the spray cheese . eating crackers raw

[gusty geode]

that was a challenge at my school

[indigo hare]

Spray cheese

[pearl coral]

what

[gusty geode]

eat a full pack of crackers in 45 minutes

no water

[indigo hare]

Thats not natural

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cheddar-whizzy-bobby-cheddar-goofy-movie-gif-5376283477105119684

[indigo hare]

Spray cheese

[gusty geode]

normal cheese is not natural

[pearl coral]

i love cheddar spray cheese

on chicken flavored crackers

[gusty geode]

cheese was the first abomination man concieved

i love it though

[pearl coral]

what about weaponry

[gusty geode]

nah thats cool as shit

[pearl coral]

and cheese aint ?

[gusty geode]

imagine killing people from far away instead of hitting them with a big rock?

what can cheese do? give you a tummyache?

i rest my case

[indigo hare]

It’s a natural process! Fermenting has been around forever! Spray cheese is a true horror

[pearl coral]

i am entertained by the thought that several thousands of human history were straight up ark servers where you could just do whatever wherever and join clans and whatnot

[gusty geode]

my theory is that the only way to kill people pre weaponry was by using zany Wiley Coyote esque traps and such

like running towards a big cliffside and painting a tunnel on it as to confuse your enemy

[pearl coral]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ötzi

have you ever looked into this guy

[gusty geode]

spray cheese is pretty strange

[subtle rock]

wiener

[indigo hare]

I think I could beat him up in a fight

[gusty geode]

he was 200 years old?!?!?!

[subtle rock]

I got battlefront 2 for $1,75

[pearl coral]

no

he was 45

[gusty geode]

it says 3350 to 3105 RIGHT THERE

[pearl coral]

bro got griefed irl

[gusty geode]

but i reckon i got him in a fight

[gusty geode]

bro went to eat, got mugged, didnt care, got hungry, had another meal, climbed some shit, got hungry again, and died

[pearl coral]

"DNA analyses taken in 2003 are claimed to have revealed traces of blood from at least four other people on his gear: one from his knife, two from a single arrowhead in his quiver, and a fourth from his coat.[89][90] Interpretations of these findings are that Ötzi killed two people with the same arrow and was able to retrieve it on both occasions, and the blood on his coat was from a wounded comrade he may have carried over his back." PEAK !!!!!!!! PEAK!!!!!!!!!!!

[modern canyon]

Mfw someone is discussing Ötzi the Iceman?! (I know almost nothing about him)

[pearl coral]

yes !

[gusty geode]

prehistoric simo hayha

[indigo hare]

He died

[modern canyon]

Wait I did NOT know he was a stone cold killer

[gusty geode]

you dont know that for sure

although

[indigo hare]

Fair enough. We THINK he died

[gusty geode]

i do take it back

[pearl coral]

yes that's what i've found most interesting about him

[gusty geode]

i no longer think i could take him in a fight

[pearl coral]

lots of people have tried to figure out his social status and why exactly he has the blood of FOUR PEOPLE with him

[indigo hare]

Have some confidence

[gusty geode]

collector

[pearl coral]

considering he had a copper axe he must have been a high status individual

[indigo hare]

Early serial killer keeping a vial of blood of each victim

[gusty geode]

not a chance, dude is shooting me in the face the second i get close

[gusty geode]

the bay harbour iceman

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-morgan-dexter-new-blood-jim-lindsay-gif-6844957641813999649

[gusty geode]

was is low grade copper though?

[modern canyon]

I didn’t know this either! Wow

[gusty geode]

check his emails

(stone tablet)

[pearl coral]

it's almost entirely pure

[gusty geode]

okay so he didnt get it from that asshole ea nasir

goddamned hack

[violet island]

I wouldn't want to look in him, no

[gusty geode]

giving me low grade copper

[pearl coral]

otzi is like 2000 years before ea nasir

[violet island]

Kids these days.

[zenith dirge]

this chat is almost entirely yellow (my pfp included)

[gusty geode]

back in the good old days when you could get good copper instead of these cowboy coppersmiths

wait actually i was going to ask that

is cowboy a word that americans use? not in terms of an actual cowboy but in the sense of a person who halfheartedly does a job and extorts you to finish it

[pearl coral]

no

[modern canyon]

I’ve never heard it used that way

[zenith dirge]

Tiny ass mf

[pearl coral]

here in cowboyland we just use it to refer to people who wear boots and hats

[violet island]

Actually, the only time I've heard it used that way was from a British guy. Dunno.

Never heard it in Canada.

[gusty geode]

yes, im from scotland and thats what is typically used to refer to someone like that

[violet island]

Fascinating

[severe fulcrum]

This is easy

Collecting for the Oghma Infinium

[gusty geode]

so like theyll do your roofing for your house but do it really shitty, so youre forced to tell them to come back and they ask for more money to fix it

[violet island]

That's just called the average contractor

[gusty geode]

its very commonly done to elderly people who dont really know better and its super shitty

[modern canyon]

Accurate 😭

[gusty geode]

nah most of the contractors here are pretty good, if you let them have a beer while they work and stuff

[violet island]

What if no beer?

[gusty geode]

or tea for the responsible ones

[pearl coral]

here calling someone a cowboy is a pretty big compliment

[modern canyon]

Contractors in the American south are so hit or miss

[gusty geode]

tea

always tea

[violet island]

I hate coffee. Tea is good.

[violet island]

What if no tea?

[pearl coral]

i love coffee ! i love tea !

[gusty geode]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[violet island]

In Canada it would just be weird.

[gusty geode]

wait was that a joke?

no tea?

https://tenor.com/view/emergency-defcon1-launch-detection-wargames-gif-15434411

[violet island]

If they don't have their required substances, do they then do a cowboy job?

[gusty geode]

no cowboys start as cowboys, you dont become one

and if you do youre SHUNNED

[violet island]

So why can't I deprive them?

[gusty geode]

like people will publicly out you to the surrounding areas

[gusty geode]

because of politeness

[violet island]

Isn't that restricted to English people?

[gusty geode]

scottish people are weirdly friendly sometimes

[pearl coral]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_Falls

[gusty geode]

like how people think canadians are

thats how scottish people actually are

[gusty geode]

we have something like this! but smaller

lemme find it

[pearl coral]

everything's smaller in scotland

[violet island]

That's one of the most clear to understand analogies I've heard.

[gusty geode]

its called the devil's pulpit

[pearl coral]

why pulpit

[gusty geode]

because at the end there is a rock formation shaped like one

[pearl coral]

show me lenny

[gusty geode]

ill find it

[pearl coral]

venture down unto

[violet island]

Huh?

[pearl coral]

its called the devil's pulpit

[violet island]

What about the Irish?

[violet island]

Looks like the water out of our well : )

[pearl coral]

i love drinkin well water

[violet island]

It's like a box of chocolates

[pearl coral]

it's like a hole full of water

[gusty geode]

i think its this one

it has a little step at the back

it doesnt actually look much like a pulpit but i assume it used to

[gusty geode]

irish people are conditionally friendly

otherwise they are very indifferent

but usually very friendly

i love irish people

theyre like the cousin you dont see so often if that makes sense

[violet island]

Scotland has a better accent.

[gusty geode]

we have many accents

and languages

but i get what you mean

[pearl coral]

scotish acent

[violet island]

Yes, but overall.

[gusty geode]

i love when people have a stroke trying to read tweets written in scots

[violet island]

Same in England too as far as I know. A lot of variance. But you still get what someone means by it

[gusty geode]

hows this for variance?

[violet island]

It's wonderful

[gusty geode]

i love it because a few people grasp the general idea and other people are just like:

[violet island]

I get his point

[pearl coral]

called my mom to vent about the fact i got a bad grade for my first project at my university because i cant work the software yet and she actually tried to blame it on my room being a mess. (? hold on until i vacuum and wash a load of clothes ?) im sure thats how i'll grasp photoshop ya fuckin maniac

what is that parenthesis part

was i right

[gusty geode]

basically yes you were tight on it

right*

[pearl coral]

i just have to whisper it out loud with a generic accent

[violet island]

It was better before

[pearl coral]

and then work from there

whispering "hawd on till a run the hoover round n put a washin on" is fun

the way i do the accent is i pretend i have an ice cube in my mouth while speaking

[gusty geode]

the fun part is that some of the words are just kinda... silent LMAO

kind of

wait

like "till" becomes "ty" or "tae"

[pearl coral]

shpaellin

love it

putawashnin

[gusty geode]

scottish people dont have TIME for all of that spelling palaver

edinburgh? nah, embruh

empty? nah, mt

[pearl coral]

by 2060 it will just be mbru

[violet island]

I think Scotland, Germany, and Australia have my favourite accents.

[gusty geode]

"hey where do you live?"

"m"

theres a pretty funny sketch about it called "bam talk" i think lemme find it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp9xVW6xi28

[pearl coral]

i like texas and tennessee

[violet island]

A fascinating thing in Ontario is that nobody says "Toronto," instead "Torono/Torona/Trana." I think there's a general tendency in English to mumble and remove syllables.

And in the magical Scotland tongue...

[violet island]

Ew

[gusty geode]

it turns into the video above lmao

[gusty geode]

fully unbiased opinion

[violet island]

We're all totally unbiased

[pearl coral]

how are my FAVORITE ACCENTS supposed to be unbiased

[violet island]

*favourite : )

[pearl coral]

why i look like a minecraft ghast in this photo

[violet island]

You forget that opinions on the internet are always objective facts

[gusty geode]

i have literally never seen your face before this moment

[pearl coral]

i've posted it several times

[gusty geode]

you and blueberry are the only faces ive seen in here

i fr almost government named blueberry

i dont think he cares but still

[pearl coral]

my government name is sampson

[gusty geode]

my government name is leon

but you knew that already

[pearl coral]

i did not know that already

[violet island]

Mine

[gusty geode]

you didnt???

huh

[violet island]

Government name?

[gusty geode]

yeah like the name on government documents

[pearl coral]

here’s me being vanquished

[violet island]

That's just your real name

[gusty geode]

OH

[violet island]

Who cares about the government

[gusty geode]

i always assumed you were the masked fellow

[pearl coral]

the people who have to deal with them

[pearl coral]

no

tsk tsk tsk

[gusty geode]

me :(

[violet island]

Government didn't give me my name

[gusty geode]

theres a guy in my puter called gary

[raven ore]

they allowed your name

[pearl coral]

assuming because im a discord moderator i'm the large one of the photo........ how rude lenny

[gusty geode]

say hi gary!

-# hello

[violet island]

Nah, they submitted to it

[gusty geode]

well you just called your (i assume) friend large

[pearl coral]

but if they didnt put it on legal documents you would be in a lot of trouble

[gusty geode]

so whos the rude one now?

[pearl coral]

he's obviously my enemy as he's murdering me in the photo

goober >>?>

[gusty geode]

ahhhhh i see