general-catfish-🐱🐟

[spark phoenix]

Rage bait

Bait rage

[keen cedar]

rage bait

batman rage

[spark phoenix]

Your bage rait

[zenith dirge]

frank

[keen cedar]

no

[spark phoenix]

Yes

[keen cedar]

i identify as a rock

[spark phoenix]

Bc I said so

[spark phoenix]

Not anymore

[keen cedar]

you offend me

[spark phoenix]

Sorry

[keen cedar]

it okay

😭

[spark phoenix]

[keen cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191011423090909185/1262016037000445992/togif.gif

[spark phoenix]

Am I the only one who misses when the heads had 3d damage, I remember crushing heads in the abyss demo

[keen cedar]

you can cut them now

i mean

god

[spark phoenix]

Yeah true

[keen cedar]

you can cut them depending on where ur sword is

but

i miss

when i could

[spark phoenix]

But what’s better

[keen cedar]

crush their skull

to NOTHING

[spark phoenix]

Bludgeoning or slicing in half

[keen cedar]

they wouldnt have a

[spark phoenix]

My point exactly

Ngl tho, I’ve had some pretty nice moment with the axe and the new head damage system

[gloomy urchin]

meow

chat how does one apply for job

[keen cedar]

idk

i actually dont know tho

[gloomy urchin]

i cannot imagine passing interview despite having some knowledge

[spark phoenix]

Ask for job application

[keen cedar]

respect one hundred

[spark phoenix]

Who here loves half sword

[keen cedar]

respect 💯

[keen cedar]

i dont know

everyone

[gloomy urchin]

I know english terms for shit but not my own language's terms for shit

[keen cedar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833207997659611187/1217631580521234603/ihhh.gif

[spark phoenix]

What’s a sufficient method for the first boss

He’s the only one I struggle with

[gloomy urchin]

rush

hes slow

[keen cedar]

p i t c h f o r k

it depends where u are tho

[spark phoenix]

He always manages to take my legs off

[spark phoenix]

Can’t get one on first boss

[keen cedar]

abyss = pitchfork/candlestick

[keen cedar]

i always get one on the first boss

well not always

[gloomy urchin]

rush without a second thought

[keen cedar]

you need to get lucky engoush

[gloomy urchin]

like instantly

the second you spawn

getting a knife is optional

[spark phoenix]

Is there a technique to punching I don’t know about bc I can’t knock him down

[keen cedar]

no

if u manage to get under the axe maybe

[eager otter]

Move your mouse really fast

[keen cedar]

he's talking about the boss

[eager otter]

Oh

[keen cedar]

the first one

[spark phoenix]

Dude he just like weaves back and cuts me in half

🥀

[eager otter]

Just grab him and punch the same area over and over

[spark phoenix]

Grab him?

I never thought of that

[eager otter]

Try to grab the arm

It’ll lock down the axe

[keen cedar]

graba his axe and reverse psychology

now ur the boss

[eager otter]

Exactly

That’s why I wish half sword had flails

just get a willie’s weapon caught in the flail, drop it, and resort to punching

[gloomy urchin]

i cant grab for life

[spark phoenix]

Neither can I

He just runs backwards and it breaks

I swear they buffed him

[keen cedar]

i wish halfsword had more realism with grabbing

like twist his arm and dislocte his joint/bone

[gloomy urchin]

ok grab knife and stab him

[keen cedar]

dislocate*

[spark phoenix]

Grab knife and him

And stab

[keen cedar]

british him

[gloomy urchin]

no just stab

[spark phoenix]

Stabbing is so easy when you grab people

If you grab there hand

And walk backwards

It keeps you perfect range

First time I get pitchfork in ages he just cuts my hand off

:/

[eager otter]

Range is everything in half sword
I still remember the optimal range to take a fist right across a willie’s jaw

[spark phoenix]

Yeah I’ve just recently figured it out at 23 hours played

On this demo

I wish you could stick people to walls

[gloomy urchin]

you should try min damage to npcs and max damage to player

you get x2 exp gain

[spark phoenix]

Level system when

[hard swallow]

By the cursed goblins of the blighted marsh and the festering arsecracks of a thousand piss-drunk trolls, may thy greasy gob spit nothing but fart-farts and bum-bum shites, thou stinking, drooling, clotpated wazzock whose brain is naught but mushy cabbage and rancid goat piss!

[bright grotto]

It's legal to own a sword in NY as long as you keep it in the kitchen as a utensil

Imagine cutting your PB&J sandwich with a sword

So anyways I bought a sword

[rain robin]

@willow oxide me when ink game delay

[flint vessel]

@willow oxide

drop the game homie

[rain robin]

@willow oxide one more delay one more delay

[pearl coral]

wtf are you all talking about

[rain robin]

shhhhh itll all be over soon

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-of-egypt-the-moses-gif-21088026

[noble lance]

@west walrus samee broo

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/mustache-guy-crazy-mostacho-guy-with-crazy-mustache-gif-22094888

i call it WMD

rhymess with grug

[pearl coral]

weapon of mass degrugtion

[keen cedar]

real

[keen plume]

question: why did a i restart. i was comodor in the challange mod, i was vs the boss, but wen i loose, i restart every thing

[pearl coral]

that's how the mode works

when you die you restart

[keen plume]

ah, ok. its relly a challange

[oak olive]

how do i beat those fucking
plançon motherfuckers

[keen cedar]

parry their plancon

[oak olive]

im gonna kill you in half sword multiplyer

[pearl coral]

close the distance immediately

generally you will get hit, there's not a great way to avoid it entirely, but you just need to occupy their weapon with yours and either kick or displace their weapon and then strike

[oak olive]

thanks bro

[sturdy terrace]

I'm cooking up some spring rolls with sweet chilli sauce, jealous anyone?

[worldly vapor]

No

I have an air of haughty superiority that places me above you!

HAh!

[sturdy terrace]

How so, heathen?

[worldly vapor]

I served the homeless today so ive unlocked a new method of virtue signaling!

[sturdy terrace]

You've been granted one day of knightship but no further!

[worldly vapor]

Ive served the homeless for 5 days... one week of ritterschaft at LEAST!

[sturdy terrace]

6 days only if I am granted 1 day of nourishment superiority

[worldly vapor]

you get 23 hours of nourishment superiority. take it or leave it

[sturdy terrace]

Deal

[drowsy finch]

rits crackers go hard :)

[gloomy urchin]

hi rali

[storm fern]

That’s inappropriate

[spark quartz]

so true

[drowsy finch]

I love these videos :)

[spark quartz]

so freaking true

[raven ore]

i like owl

s

[spark quartz]

you sure do little buddy 🙂

[raven ore]

https://tenor.com/view/owl-cork-hide-cork-cute-gif-17857893

[subtle rock]

can throw a hook if you press alt while swinging fist

a well placed hit can instantly knock a willie out

or shatter his skull

[eager otter]

welp

restarting my cache did nothing to fix the error

Every single time it says "corrupt download"

[subtle rock]

what did bro do

[eager otter]

i play on a mac, using Wine
the game has worked before, but now no matter what it freezes at 92%

and rn i'm pissed

because i've tried everything except setting up a virtual machine to run windows, which would be shitty performance

[subtle rock]

mac in 2025 💔

[quartz basalt]

i had a premonition that this game will receive Multiplayer and ill be one of the top players of thee game ^^

[subtle rock]

top 3 million player

[quartz basalt]

top 10

[subtle rock]

million

[eager otter]

oh
this time it says "content unavailable"

[quartz basalt]

noo top 10!

[worldly vapor]

The Curse of Frank

[eager otter]

any idea how to fix

[subtle rock]

top 10 worst players

[quartz basalt]

Top 10 OG players

[drowsy finch]

Why is he doing that?

[raven ore]

inventory

[storm fern]

Anybody want to play war thunder with me?

[subtle rock]

hell no

[storm fern]

Why did you respond if you didn’t want to?

[subtle rock]

you asked

[worldly vapor]

anybody want to gamble slots with me?

[storm fern]

Sure

[eager otter]

going to try downloading DirectX into my winebottle

wish me luck

[subtle rock]

bad luck

[oak olive]

ok how the FUCK do i play the itch.io version

[subtle rock]

download it bro

its not a puzzle

[oak olive]

shut up

[eager otter]

screw you 💖

[subtle rock]

looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

[worldly vapor]

i hope you recover from war thunder soon bro ❤️‍🔥

[eager otter]

i haven't played half sword in three months and i've been trying to this whole time 💖

[subtle rock]

maybe use that three months to get a job and buy a pc

not a mac

[eager otter]

i have a job

[worldly vapor]

this guy lives in french west africa he cant afford a pc

[subtle rock]

but he can afford a mac

pc is leagues cheaper

[worldly vapor]

colonial officer left the mac behind at the watering hole

[eager otter]

my computer's four years old

i could afford it four years ago

i'm still paying for college

[subtle rock]

mr beast

[spark quartz]

hey bitch wheres my fucking sock puppet

[subtle rock]

u doing too much icl

[eager otter]

delivery can take up to forever since idk your location

[eager otter]

jokes on you im a masochist

[subtle rock]

ur joke didnt really land that doesnt make sense bud

[worldly vapor]

Last To Leave The Watering Hole Wins 100 Macs

[eager otter]

its ok sometimes you don't understand every joke

[subtle rock]

macs with or without cheese

[subtle rock]

no like straight up it just doesnt mean anything

[worldly vapor]

They come with mosquito nets.

[eager otter]

with cheese pls
macncheese is so good

[subtle rock]

crazy

[eager otter]

mac n cheese

it's good

[worldly vapor]

Did Friedrich get banned

or did he just leave

[subtle rock]

he rebranded didnt he

[eager otter]

also your suggestions didn't work
i restarted steam and the cache and it still won't download

[subtle rock]

hes not friedrich anymore

[worldly vapor]

Yeah btut im psure hes gone..

[subtle rock]

oh yeah na hes gone

ur right

[worldly vapor]

rest in peace God's most pretentious European...

🫡

he will be missed

[subtle rock]

last message was a week ago

no sign of reason for leaving or ban

[oak olive]

it did though

[plain spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/893338197386473503/1367443711595642970/attachment.gif

[worldly vapor]

he finally got his life together...

[subtle rock]

yikes

that or he exploded

[worldly vapor]

maybe he just got tired of being argumentative all the time and left to reform himself in a buddhist temple

[subtle rock]

na hes def planning smth sinister

[indigo hare]

Reached his warning limit

He might be back in 30 days

[worldly vapor]

Theres no way lad is coming back..

[subtle rock]

remember a time when it was 3 months

[indigo hare]

Oh no

[indigo hare]

Ha, yeah

[worldly vapor]

for real?

[subtle rock]

i was almost gone for 3 months but then it got changed

i got lucky

[mystic marlin]

i remember a time when it was much quieter in here

[indigo hare]

It comes and goes

[worldly vapor]

before I graced this place with my divine presence

[indigo hare]

Early access it’ll be busy in here again for a while

[subtle rock]

the silence is deafening

[subtle rock]

ea tomorrow

[quartz basalt]

Would EA be coming in 30 days???

[pearl coral]

lmao

[worldly vapor]

tomorrow

EA tomorrow

[quartz basalt]

Swear on it right nao

[subtle rock]

on sams life

[worldly vapor]

is that good enough

[quartz basalt]

no i need more backbone

[worldly vapor]

I suspected this mightve been it. he gets into a lot of arguments

I dont think anyone knows what that is

[subtle rock]

college football 26 bro

get with the times

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-loop-gif-25594440

[subtle rock]

damn bro said yo shit stank

[untold wraith]

It's the bomb though

[subtle rock]

fuck no

literally why would anybody

better than what 😭

[untold wraith]

Don't waste your money on a game that gets replaced every year

[subtle rock]

ts so bunz

[worldly vapor]

The joys of youth

[subtle rock]

absolutely not

[untold wraith]

Stizz

I was talking to you thug

[untold wraith]

.

They say that EVERY year

[subtle rock]

right bro

right

different

trust

[quartz basalt]

will the maps in EA be bigger?

[worldly vapor]

Cant u play football in real life

[untold wraith]

Says who EA?

Yeah trust em

Smartest EA fan right here

[subtle rock]

and you dont think that could have been an UPDATE to the game you ALREADY paid SEVENTY dollars for only a year ago

[worldly vapor]

Watch out for concussions bro don't let second impact syndrome fuk u up bro

[untold wraith]

If you fw college band music just look it up on YouTube

Your stupid

Respectfully

We're trying to save you

[subtle rock]

"Your stupid" 😭😭😭😭 u actually gotta be special too bro

[untold wraith]

Everyone makes mistakes

[subtle rock]

not a mistake

u just not smart

[untold wraith]

Im very smart

[neat tundra]

Football irl sucks, my character gets winded in 2 seconds, and suddenly everything goes black, when I wake up everything hurts.
And now 6 months later I dont have any long or short term memory

[untold wraith]

Unlike ur mom

[subtle rock]

not a very high bar

[untold wraith]

Ragebaited

[subtle rock]

so

[untold wraith]

So?)

Idiots

Istg

[subtle rock]

could have been free update

[worldly vapor]

I feel the same way but im in a chair

❤️

[subtle rock]

bro in a chair

stand up and play

u cant win if ur sitting

[worldly vapor]

NO!!!! NO!! NO! NO! NO !!! NO!!!

[untold wraith]

Can't win if you're skibbidii

[subtle rock]

bro benched the whole game

[neat tundra]

Bypassing brainrot filter.
Punishable by death

[untold wraith]

But it was funny so it's ok

[subtle rock]

the filter filters the filtered words if the word isnt in the filter then its not brainrot 🤷‍♂️

[untold wraith]

Whatever that fella said

[worldly vapor]

Really a bussin statement

I dont like football

[untold wraith]

Ts is lagging

Stizz

I play a lot of ea games stizz

Almost all crowds do that

It's not

You're just lying to yourself now

Madden 09 looks better than this

[subtle rock]

i agree

bro dropped a box

[untold wraith]

Deadass

[worldly vapor]

why dont u play like halo 2 or something

[subtle rock]

cus its not the same as halo 1

so it cant be good

[worldly vapor]

Its better

[subtle rock]

not possible

[untold wraith]

Horrible take

[subtle rock]

if it isnt a carbon copy of its predecessor it isnt good game

simple as that

[worldly vapor]

It doesnt have bad levels like halo 1

[untold wraith]

I don't even play halo

But dude

Go play assassin's creed one and compare it to black flag rq

Halo one is old

Disgusting

[subtle rock]

ive only ever played halo 1 and its magnificent

[untold wraith]

New game (like black flag) better

[subtle rock]

geek

[waxen zenith]

Shut the hell up stupid chimp

[untold wraith]

YOU'LL BUY THIS GAME ONLY FOR A SUPPOSEDLY BETTER ONE TO COME OUT NEXT YEAR. YOU'LL LIVE IN A CYCLE OF PAIN

[worldly vapor]

who are you?

[untold wraith]

MARK. YOU'RE FIGHTING TO WATCH A SUPPOSEDLY GOOD GAME GET REPLACED BY A SUPPOSEDLY BETTER ONE

[subtle rock]

any ultimate marvel vs capcom 3 enjoyers in chat?

[waxen zenith]

Join date "July 8th"

[indigo hare]

No

[subtle rock]

i hope you lose your job

[indigo hare]

Are you being bullied?

[subtle rock]

bro is locker shoving material

[waxen zenith]

Never speak to me again binbows255 you dirty larp

[worldly vapor]

2024. July 2024.

[indigo hare]

Good you deserve it. Loser

[untold wraith]

GIVE ME YOU'RE LUNCH MONEY DWEEB

[subtle rock]

nah july 8 2025 bro u join in the future

[waxen zenith]

What is cfb

[subtle rock]

wait a damn minute

its july

im cooked

[indigo hare]

It’s July 7

[untold wraith]

Cool fucking ball

[worldly vapor]

Im not just a newgen im a futuregen... so epic..

[subtle rock]

i have school in a month 💔

[indigo hare]

What

[worldly vapor]

Shit sucks bro

[waxen zenith]

Stupid ass time travelers larping in my general chat fuck off punk

[indigo hare]

My kid just got on break last week

[subtle rock]

chicken butt bro idk what u want me 2 say

[subtle rock]

thats actually crazy work

[indigo hare]

Your summer schedule is stupid

[waxen zenith]

I'm gonna smelt your son into a statue

[subtle rock]

i got off june 17

we go back august 25

[indigo hare]

I don’t even know how you want me to respond

[waxen zenith]

The brain never stops pondering

[untold wraith]

W fossil

[waxen zenith]

What is cfb

[indigo hare]

Crazy. Here it’s like June 26-September…idk..10

[waxen zenith]

What is college football 26

Sekiro is the best game ever

[untold wraith]

Stizz Taking my job atp

[subtle rock]

we keep ending later and starting earlier for some reason summer break is getting shorter and shorter
it used to be end on june 10 and go back september 5 or 8

[waxen zenith]

No

[indigo hare]

Now Thats a summer break

[subtle rock]

actually a year or two ago our last day was jun 30 and we went back on august 25 bro

[waxen zenith]

Football sucks I like male mud wrestling

[subtle rock]

mfs gave us like 1 month

evil school district

[untold wraith]

Interesting

[waxen zenith]

Preferably fat guys cuz I want some tit action

[untold wraith]

Woah

[subtle rock]

school starts like a week after my birthday

ts pmo

[oak olive]

what

[waxen zenith]

God forbid a man has a love of the game

[untold wraith]

A man? Nevermind

[waxen zenith]

????? You people and your ulterior motives

[worldly vapor]

I love games but not football

[untold wraith]

Don't do that

[waxen zenith]

I love games I like to play and have fun and draw and

[subtle rock]

you people is crazy

[waxen zenith]

I'll take this in the weird and mysterious way

[worldly vapor]

I like to study and procrastinate

[subtle rock]

bro why the grape is screaming

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/atomic-shrimp-my-beloved-my-beloved-gif-27049995

[waxen zenith]

Okay dweeb

[subtle rock]

herbert fart

[untold wraith]

Herbert keeps it stinky

[worldly vapor]

Idk what dweeb means

[scarlet cradle]

I was expecting Herbert to tick and then explode

[waxen zenith]

Do you remember the woman telling the puppy to speak and he yells fuck

[subtle rock]

sit

speak

fuck

[untold wraith]

Ofc i do

Saw it in Markiplier try not to laugh

[waxen zenith]

Markiplier my beloved

Remember when he posted a picture with a box of cheezits on his head expecting others to do the same

[untold wraith]

To the cheezit Facebook page i think

[safe night]

On everyones souls that's in this chat we all use to bang one out to Markiplier

[untold wraith]

Back in like 2012

[waxen zenith]

Man knows history

[untold wraith]

I studied the art of the mark

[subtle rock]

im safe then

[waxen zenith]

I have a masters in artiplier

[waxen zenith]

No sir

[subtle rock]

if its not true then why we still got our souls

[waxen zenith]

I used to read markiplier x jacksepticeye angst like 15 years ago

We are not the same

[safe night]

Because it is true

[pearl coral]

clearly

[safe night]

My brother

[subtle rock]

wrong

[worldly vapor]

When I was little I used to watch bonnie x chica fnaf machinimas on youtube

sht was so aweosme..

[pearl coral]

i watched dantdm

[oak olive]

how do i ban pinball frfom my steam store

[waxen zenith]

With foxy as Chicas side piece ♥

[subtle rock]

dantdm nut vid

[worldly vapor]

i loved dr treyaurus and grim and his little lab

[subtle rock]

why bro thumb down me

[safe night]

We love Dr Treyaurus or however you spell it

[pearl coral]

why his name treyaurus

[subtle rock]

why im getting boo'd

[waxen zenith]

Dr mother

[pearl coral]

good one

[worldly vapor]

British

[waxen zenith]

It wasn't meant to be funny

Fuck you

[worldly vapor]

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/dove-of-darkness-голубьтьмы-smoke-grey-gif-13842143

[waxen zenith]

Ill hand you a brochure out of hatred

Never double cross me

[safe night]

Why did you take this luxury away from me

We are the only two people that can see it sam

That's not a coincidence sam

[waxen zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/laios-dungeon-meshi-laios-meme-dunmeshi-delicious-in-dungeon-gif-18005932908818114143

[safe night]

Sam explain yourself

[worldly vapor]

Delicious Dungeon

[waxen zenith]

Dungeon meshi

[pearl coral]

What

[waxen zenith]

Delicious in dungeon

[safe night]

Don't act innocent

You took it away from mme

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-moist-i-know-what-kind-of-mand-you-are-gif-4332896312672829230

[waxen zenith]

M
Army

[worldly vapor]

My Army

[wanton portal]

what do you guys think of GTA 4's euphoria physics?

[safe night]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-unclephuc-cyberpunk-edgerunners-lucy-gif-12468677784408499870

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-4-niko-bellic-i-am-purposely-posting-this-gif-to-interrupt-this-conversation-yellow-car-hot-dog-gif-747376377154359155

[worldly vapor]

who is this abjihit naskar guy

have u guys seen him on the gif menu before

he keeps posting his quotes on there

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/naskarism-naskar-nascar-abhijit-naskar-civil-rights-gif-4738199960843508735

[worldly vapor]

LMAO NO WAY THIS IS REAL

[waxen zenith]

Watch your tone when you speak of Mr naskar.

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/abhijit-naskar-hate-gif-3871217456466762604

@waxen zenith this was directed at you btw

[pearl coral]

lmao

[violet garden]

one day i discovered the trove of abhijit naskar gifs while typing some random shit into the search and that day changed my life forever

https://tenor.com/view/live-as-a-lamp-abhijit-naskar-activist-apathy-humanitarian-gif-5159614251510970987

[zenith dirge]

whos abhijit naskar

[violet garden]

i have zero idea

[zenith dirge]

i just googled

hes some author from india

[warped cairn]

[forest falcon]

real

[stable wren]

My first Mori as Kaneki (Rize) on PC and I still suck because I DON'T HAVE MY MAIN BUILD

[oak olive]

what

[stable wren]

What?

[echo arrow]

apparently my boyfriends dog is racist since he’s barking at a black person

Should I execute the dog?

[stable wren]

Every animal i know does that

[oak olive]

what

[echo arrow]

Yea but he never barks

That’s the problem

Even when ppl walk by

[stable wren]

Is this his first time seeing someone that isn't white

[echo arrow]

No

I think the dog is racist

[stable wren]

So your saying this is the first time a dog is barking at a black person in particular

[echo arrow]

Yes

There just walking by

[stable wren]

Has the dog ever seen a black person before

[echo arrow]

The dog has seen black ppl before

[stable wren]

Then it's not being racist

The dog just doesn't like that certain person

[oak olive]

hi

[echo arrow]

Well like

The dog should do better ngl

It’s not bringing in aura

[stable wren]

Stfu

Jk

[echo arrow]

Are you a female?

[stable wren]

Get a job

[oak olive]

💔

[echo arrow]

Do you have a job @stable wren

[stable wren]

Yes

[echo arrow]

What do you do

HMMMM

[oak olive]

Shut up

[echo arrow]

I’m also a woman

Just to state

Because I asked if you were a women

[oak olive]

I really dont care man

[echo arrow]

I just don’t wanna come off as creepy

Anyways how’s everyone’s day

[stable wren]

Construction

[echo arrow]

Epic

[spark light]

I made black tea jello, its good

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[oak olive]

@warm sky what do u play on

[waxen zenith]

Gameboy color

[forest falcon]

Raspberry Pi

[warm sky]

Damm it i was gonna say this😭

[echo arrow]

Damn

True tho

[waxen zenith]

Worst pfp I've seen this year

[echo arrow]

My friend made it

Blame them

[waxen zenith]

I blame you for using it

[echo arrow]

The old one was made by a neo Nazi who was a necrophile so like

Would you rather I use that one or like

[waxen zenith]

What the fuck are you talking about blurry face

[forest falcon]

great friend circle you got

[oak olive]

It's probably better than your current one

[echo arrow]

Can just say blurry

I mean like

It was

But I won’t admit it

[oak olive]

You just did

[waxen zenith]

???

[echo arrow]

To THEM

[oak olive]

💀

[echo arrow]

I won’t admit it to my friend

[oak olive]

Why are you friends with them still

[echo arrow]

The neo Nazi I’m not friends with

[oak olive]

Ok well the way you said it sounded like it

[echo arrow]

If we’re talking current pfp then the person worked hard on it

I mean unless you wanna make me a pfp

Then like yeah

[waxen zenith]

Does every pfp have to be drawn

[echo arrow]

I mean your pfp ain’t better

wtf up with its eyes

[waxen zenith]

Much better

[echo arrow]

Bro it’s eyes

[waxen zenith]

I'm kawaii desu

[echo arrow]

Who

[runic wharf]

translates to cringe

[waxen zenith]

This was my pfp

[echo arrow]

I saw that

[oak olive]

no it translates to hawaiian

[echo arrow]

@oak olive you could draw me a pfp if you really want to

And yes it must be drawn

[oak olive]

Yeah ok bro

[waxen zenith]

You can't speak Mrs 2012 deviant art

[oak olive]

let me open paint.net

[echo arrow]

Fair point

I won’t stop noticing the eyes tho

That’s what’s throwing me off

[waxen zenith]

It's kawaii desu

[echo arrow]

I don’t care

The eyes are like

[waxen zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-smirk-super-sonic-sonic-unleashed-gif-285274526757950329

[echo arrow]

Uncanny valley type shit

[waxen zenith]

Might be the wrong term

[echo arrow]

I think we got off on the wrong start

[warm sky]

we all know my profile is better

sorry to say it

[echo arrow]

My names Blurryface

[waxen zenith]

This isn't about you

[oak olive]

Don't be sorry to speak facts

[oak olive]

It's absolutely about them

[waxen zenith]

And I don't care what you think

[echo arrow]

I care what you think

[waxen zenith]

Wish we could turn back time

To the good old dayyysss when the mama sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-joseph-twenty-one-pilots-biking-gif-5574088

[forest falcon]

@oak olive i like your username

[oak olive]

Thanks bro

[waxen zenith]

@echo arrow do you get it

[waxen zenith]

Does the sideways M stand for markiplier

[meager charm]

.. - .----. ...   ... .. --. -- .-```

[oak olive]

What

[waxen zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-johnanthan-markiplier-nuzzle-markiplier-chest-gif-20445623

[echo arrow]

@oak olive

[meager charm]

Question: Does the sideways M stand for markiplier Quasar APP — 8:58 AM Answer: You may rely on it.

[oak olive]

What do you want

[waxen zenith]

Good

[echo arrow]

Look

It’s my new pfp

You like it

[oak olive]

you're welcome

[echo arrow]

Thank you

[oak olive]

hi

[zenith dirge]

does this go hard?

[raven ore]

it goes medium rare

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/sorprendido-cara-surprised-shocked-face-wow-oh-god-gif-15759918

[oak olive]

it goes blue

[raven ore]

it goes colorful

[tame pollen]

is there a way to keep corpses from despawning in abyss?

[oak olive]

no

[safe night]

soft

[zenith dirge]

b

[spare token]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-cat-gif-3451114628649780924

hi guys

[scenic meadow]

[echo arrow]

Do you guys like my new pfp

[scenic meadow]

so peak

[oak olive]

thanks

[scenic meadow]

i wasnt talking to you foo!!

[oak olive]

yes you were

[scenic meadow]

oh no

i was wrong yo

am i going to the bad place

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/whats-up-gif-21630200

[oak olive]

yes

[oak olive]

hi sam,

[pearl coral]

hi

[oak olive]

hi;

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-gregor-clegane-game-of-thrones-mountain-vs-drunk-the-mountain-got-gregor-clegane-gif-5085620039867258042

[haughty sable]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-bro-youre-weird-gif-25766261

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-snow-door-meme-gif-11618568403160844397

hello chat

[haughty sable]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-memes-gif-23355209

[restive trench]

ok :(

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1353369813505802301/1391674155161882714/cat-snow-ezgif.com-reverse.gif

[smoky root]

gibe image pemrsm perms

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-meme-no-cat-no-cat-nuh-uh-nuh-uh-gif-5478596456695677807

you gotta chat

[smoky root]

chat?

meow

chat is cat in french

i have to cat

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-glaze-be-active-climb-ranks-flex-asta-gif-5423171815660426956

[smoky root]

i have to be an cat-er

active*

[restive trench]

yes

[smoky root]

life in discordia is hard fr... 😔

[oak olive]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perms-no-image-perms-image-perms-flex-gif-23244245

[oak olive]

i break the very first rule 💔

[smoky root]

11 months ago i sent an image in halfsword-chat plssssssss

im veteren

[restive trench]

true

https://tenor.com/view/glaze-gif-8311813170669205912

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-money-donttouch-mine-gif-9551744

[smoky root]

what odes glazing mean

[ivory fjord]

its uh, gen A slang for uh, complimenting something or someone to an excessive degree

almost a fake amount

[smoky root]

noted 📝

[ivory fjord]

if u wanna see a good example just ask chat gpt about stuff and ask for advice. how it responds will probably count as glazing

[smoky root]

first rule no glazing

[ivory fjord]

congrats

[smoky root]

must be real easy to get these perms if this noober person got it then

i have high hopes i will be able to climb the ranks of half swordia germany 1470 become level 2 conscript peasant

[woven yew]

fellers my bike's front tyre punctured 😦

[ivory fjord]

tiem to grab that tire patch kit you probably dont remember where u put

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perm-flex-offscript-dance-discord-cool-gif-9539999944479246616

[oak olive]

hi

[grand bane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/864322296985944075/1178540573632766013/speed-2.gif

I am and was fully aware of my actions

[oak olive]

ik

[grand bane]

Image flex situation is crazy

[ivory fjord]

bold of you to assume youll be alive in 20 years

[trim copper]

is this a threat

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237232939755114527/1382085476592386120/togif.gif

don't let him know

[ivory fjord]

ive spoken too much

[pearl coral]

i’ve seen this caption so many times on different posts

i aint letting no son of mine marry an oil guzzling tinskin .

[raven ore]

robophobic

[trim copper]

must've been the wind

[cerulean wave]

lemegeton will default to brother bobby after all the item pools were drained

[restive trench]

wha

[fierce jay]

i dont understand i was checking if i had image perms but if i do who doesnt ive spent like 10 minutes here

i mean longer than that

[fierce jay]

obviously but i dont get this then

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/ak-5-assault-rifle-full-auto-swedish-army-fn-fnc-gif-16462882630462124878

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[grand bane]

I shall not let this man (Russia or Danish spy your choice) talk shit about the king

[oak olive]

not my problem

[true mauve]

Meow

[gloomy urchin]

https://youtube.com/shorts/rgvNKDiFAqA

[gloomy urchin]

hey thats my line

[fierce jay]

hop off his limp thang bro

me and all kings have beef

[ornate ivy]

i love the croods

[unreal bay]

On foenem 🙏🏻

[fierce jay]

i hate the croods wanna fightabout it

[hallow fiber]

update: I fixed the puncture

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[spark light]

mrow

[hallow fiber]

miaow

ニャー

[spark light]

its 36 deegres C I'm dying

[fierce jay]

put that into fahrenheit coward

[spark light]

97

[fickle otter]

Is it humid?

[fierce jay]

yeah 97 was pretty average in texas

[spark light]

64% humid right now

[fierce jay]

talk to me after spending a day in 112 bro

[spark light]

YOU ALL LIVING UP IN A DESERT MAN

[fierce jay]

working

[fickle otter]

I'm up in PA and it hit 119 yesterday

No humidity

[fierce jay]

Thats fuckin bananas

[fickle otter]

It was beautiful my guy

[spark light]

holy shit

isnt the maximun recorded like 54?

I MEAN WAIT

130?

[fierce jay]

ever? no

in PA maybe im not really sure never been

[spark light]

134 is

wait isnt PA up north? why so hot?

[fickle otter]

It's usually 80 to 90 here

[fickle otter]

I'm on a mountain

[spark light]

damn, heat wave?

[fierce jay]

i mean

climate is changing bro

[fickle otter]

Every summer is in the 80s and 90s

[fickle otter]

True

It is so nice without humidity

[fierce jay]

thats a fact, past couple year ive been here in Missouri

swampy disaster this shit sucks

[ornate ivy]

bring it on 😡

[spark light]

global average have risen like 3 deegres F, but heat waves were it goes 10/20 for a week or so are more common every year

[fickle otter]

I love the sun

Greatest celestial body

[fierce jay]

no chance

ever heard of neptune dude its blue

[fickle otter]

That is a good point

[fierce jay]

and its name is Nep a funny sound and Tune which is something i like

[spark light]

what about uranus, its also blue

bluer even

[fierce jay]

and the big muscular guy who lives there or whatever has a trident which is the coolest out of the fork family

[fickle otter]

PA is nice because of the little places

[restive trench]

about my what

[fierce jay]

bro you gotta get off the seat

before you Lose that Shit forever

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237232939755114527/1382085476592386120/togif.gif

[spark light]

tuff shi 🗣️

[fierce jay]

thats everywhere tho being fr

[wanton portal]

scary monsters

[fickle otter]

I have a theater down the street from me

[fierce jay]

I love questing man whenever i get an off day im always traveling thats the one cool thing about missouri

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/diego-brando-jojo-sbr-gif-26466936

[fierce jay]

and super freaks

[wanton portal]

the lightning mcqueen muffin

[spark light]

I live in a pretty smal city, I can walk from my house to a hiking trail in less tan 30 min. beautiful shit 🥺

[fierce jay]

I drive, as often and as fast as i can

[spark light]

thats a beautiful image

[spark light]

brum brum

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-lawd-my-precious-gif-13073178

looking ass

[fierce jay]

missouri has this really excellent 150ish mile stretch

[spark light]

makes you eppy and cozy ❤️

[fierce jay]

where you can go from dense city through the rural fields and forests and into Washington missouri for diner food

[fickle otter]

The one problem with rural areas are the pedos

They are everywhere

[wanton portal]

has Willie ever fought a pirate before

[spark light]

european mind cant comprehend 150 miles of straight road

[fickle otter]

No

[spark light]

Yes

[fierce jay]

i got timed out

for saying a real problem rural missouri has

uh so i guess ill rephrase as Really Hardcore Thing that shows up in Breaking Bad

thats the big issue with farmland missouri

[spark light]

what hardcore thing that shows up in breaking bad? 😳
that could be a lot of stuff

[fierce jay]

if you would consult the chart

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-melting-gif-25326789

it's so hot

[spark light]

LMAO

[fierce jay]

and these are the RECORDED incidents

and frankly it's only gotten worse this is a pretty old chart nowadays

[forest falcon]

6.a

[fierce jay]

i dont know if we're the capital of the world anymore, i think its somewhere in Cali

but we're definitely 2nd or 3rd place

[spark light]

a

i got timed too also dfsajadklsffjkdlsafdsf

for saying the braking bad word

[spark light]

wyoming boke good I see

[fierce jay]

yeah i guess we can't talk about real world issues

unless they blocked it to prevent Selling it over discord which is a pretty funny move

[spark light]

that would be hilarious

[fierce jay]

crack blow coke

[forest falcon]

C10H15N

it's in the rules

[fierce jay]

heroin

[forest falcon]

don't talk about drugs

[spark light]

probably some automod they added has the word banned for some reason idk, isnt even that bad

[fierce jay]

they didn't ban any of these other ones

[forest falcon]

https://sun9-59.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/v6poJpeFVfPhHvyxqwI7AHbyXiNsmYB_Sx6oNi1rMa2l2PjOPFunAyvYoY8OyXJ_Uw43wmBlfnmhs4Rq92OeUWLc.jpg?quality=95&as=32x2,48x2,72x4,108x5,160x8,240x12,360x18,480x24,540x27,640x32,720x35,751x37&from=bu&cs=751x0

[spark light]

what, i cant sell drugs over discord? 😭

[fierce jay]

legal substances so like medication ?

[forest falcon]

yes

[fierce jay]

also strange

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1188037768790675506/1391640904007155772/image0.jpg?ex=686ca216&is=686b5096&hm=7f6e34ce7b42e1f7ee75920d1246d3325911369219eed6af0bf4e2f7aa81ee25&=&format=webp&width=1056&height=700

[spark light]

enough missouri breaking bad stuff for today 😔

[fierce jay]

this is meant to be an adult game like if the esrb got their hands on it its safely off shelves as a AO

[forest falcon]

real

[fierce jay]

it doesn't matter that much i guess

[spark light]

its a touchy subject in general

[forest falcon]

i just wonder what the fuck is going on roblox

https://sun9-88.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/gPMdDvEsdugf_rZPeHzMAZq2-if7JFfR-huKwGNmaPsesb3tW23w4LfC75FdnvOxb_offseufOhN2V69mkrSpazf.jpg?quality=95&as=32x27,48x40,72x60,108x90,160x134,240x201,360x301,375x314&from=bu&cs=375x0

[spark light]

me

[fierce jay]

me on Christmas when things are going good

[spark light]

me when im so fucking jolly and happy

[fierce jay]

me when my name is yotsuba koiwai and i have so many fucking presents under this fucking beautiful tree and its snowing outside and i have a fucking candycane in my hand and a santa claus hat on my head and this are going GREAT

[spark light]

reminds me of this dlskaf

[fierce jay]

that is her

[spark light]

yas

yotsuba based

[fierce jay]

funnily enough thats a lower quality even though it's newer

considering how she looks

[spark light]

yotsuba bestest

[gloomy urchin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHKbm6vVqUw

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[fierce jay]

there isn't a single series in this picture that sold under 1mil

[spark light]

oh wait, when did i get image perms?

i cant send this now

[fierce jay]

i straight up go psycho when people never find anything actually interesting

[spark light]

lacking wimshy

[fierce jay]

like berserk is good but all the things that are good about it have already been found, people need to discover things for themselves

[spark light]

like yotsuba

duuh

[fierce jay]

chances are when you heard about berserk it was about how it was a masterpiece, which it is but it takes away the genuine surprise at its depth

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[fierce jay]

I had the Pure Yotsuba Experience, i read the first volume when i found it randomly at a library when i was like 10 so i literally outgrew her in real time

[spark light]

thats actually amazing

I read it online when I was 14 lñkdjfsakljsdf

[fierce jay]

the day i realised i was older than Asagi

[hallow fiber]

based response

[gloomy urchin]

pure peak

[fierce jay]

i mean it doesn't matter if someone was really that close to it, It's cool you were able to read it as a kid

thats the big thing, going through it twice with completely different eyes. Last time i had read it all the way through I'd never worked a day in my life and now i have a beard bro

[spark light]

for sure, pulling it out of a random library is legendary drop too

[fierce jay]

or like the shitty startings of one

[spark light]

you rn

[fierce jay]

straight up the only good manga they had, the others were Certain Magical Index

[spark light]

I've never touched the manga section of any library
I can only imagine

[fierce jay]

nah more like

[fierce jay]

and this one vampire one that sucked mega shit

[spark light]

burger king king is never gonna recover since the plane incident

[fierce jay]

funnily enough they had pretty good light novels, I remember they eventually got the Itachi one and they had the Rising of the shield hero

[fierce jay]

no man dont remind im already cursed to kind of look like him

[spark light]

lmao xd

[fierce jay]

literally me

[spark light]

tuff image

[fierce jay]

yeah its mine though so Dont Take IT or ill pursue legal action

[spark light]

Ok 😨

this is me, if you even care

[fierce jay]

straight up I resent you

deeply

i will hold you like this over the Deep Cavern of Pain and Torture and Destruction and i will let go

[spark light]

its oki ❤️
I'll still lov u ❤️

[fierce jay]

no i resent that

i will take that message

and hold it

[fierce jay]

over a deep cavern of pain torture destruction and other unThinkable things

and let go

https://tenor.com/view/sitting-sit-down-waiting-gif-15261784

unrelated but i keep thinking about this yellow car

[fierce jay]

and i cannot fathom why

[spark light]

set conv mood: romantic

[spark light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319093290523426867/1391489520972730439/yum.gif

[spice token]

Deltarune fans trying not to be freaky

[spark light]

whats that on his right boobie?
looks 1940s germany-esque 😳

[wanton portal]

the wheel

[spark light]

wich one?

there is a lot of wheels

[fierce jay]

yeah im looking it up seems to be a hate symbol ? wild

but not german thats a different one with a connected circle

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1305487306601402441/1391385632504545341/caption.gif

[spark light]

Kolovrat
seems to be a pagan slavic symbol not bad in itself

[spark light]

yeah it looked similar to the black sun dsklfaj

[fierce jay]

adopted by rightwing extremists

supposedly

[spark light]

half sword mod in magic and sorcery, fire

[spark light]

https://tenor.com/view/cara-amarilla-muriendo-gif-23185549

[fierce jay]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-joker-respect-moment-phonk-edit-gif-6517909916720364824

[hallow fiber]

good lord

[fierce jay]

a little wild lol

[spark light]

my maternal instincts are booming right now
soybabyjack is so cute

[waxen harbor]

Not adopted but stolen

[gloomy urchin]

sorry man but what theufkc

15 eggs for 1 burrito?

[south swan]

Protein

[gloomy urchin]

where the fuck

will i get 15 eggs

without losing like 30 bucks

per burrito

[south swan]

Farmer

[gloomy urchin]

being a farmer has never been this profitable

[south swan]

No.... You buy from farmer

Buy in bulk

Eat many burrito

💪🏽

[spark light]

I expected that to be a stew till I got to the eggs part

freaky tortilla, sounds good

[south swan]

1kg potato

[spark light]

1kg potat 🗣️

[south swan]

Why not 2kg?

[spark light]

yeah why not 2kg?

[gloomy urchin]

i was told eggs are expensive

now that i look it up they arent

[spark light]

they arent that much where i live

i find wierd that americans measure the state of the economy in eggs asdkñljdfsljkñ

[hallow fiber]

buy hens

get coop

[spark light]

for real

[gloomy urchin]

no clue what that is

[hallow fiber]

a hen?

[gloomy urchin]

yuh

[spark light]

WHAT
they are not that expensive

[hallow fiber]

are some of your upper storeys empty?

[spark light]

chimken 🗣️
that lays eggs

[gloomy urchin]

what

[south swan]

Where I live 1 dozen is less then 1 dollar

[spark light]

HOLY

send some

[hallow fiber]

are you dumb**

[south swan]

Shipping 🔥

[hallow fiber]

bro is living in eggland 🔥