#general-catfish-๐ฑ๐
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Worse, im going to get you audited by the irs
Please do I get 25%
That's not even funny.
I don't much about that monopoly money.
better have all of your receipts ready
Autism/OCD to the rescue.
Question: is mcwonder a piece of crap Answer: Ask again later.
Question: is mcwonder a friggin loser Answer: Very doubtful.
bro tried
you're gonna jump to diss me
Question: do we hang tupid? Answer: It is certain.
@lost palm
Question: am a loser sigma? Answer: Outlook good.
GLAZING
HAHA
Question: are you a piece of shit? Answer: Don't count on it.
Question: i'm sigma ohio right? Answer: You may rely on it.
Question: is mcwonderbeast a crap head? Answer: Yes - definitely.
the bot speaks
whats this mean
quote that wonder
quote it
i cant use quote
Question: is general chat full of toddlers Answer: Cannot predict now.
Question: is general chat full of children Answer: Very doubtful.
cap
Question: Does vlad need to go to bed? Answer: It is certain.
Hit the hays
Question: Is Half-Cord the greatest gaming community on the interwebs? Answer: Don't count on it.
No evidence mf.
๐ญ
@lost palm
Question: Am i fat Answer: My sources say no.
Question: am i going to be the worlds greatest halfsword wrestler one day Answer: Ask again later.
Question: Did mcwonderbeast delete evidence in an attempt to avoid an IRS audit? Answer: As I see it, yes.
Question: will i be halfswords greatest wrestler one day Answer: Better not tell you now.
Question: is mcwoner a criminal? Answer: Outlook good.
wow
Question: will i ever escape the endless circle of watching general chat say the most random bullshit Answer: Signs point to yes.
the fuck?
Question: Is it easy to get off discord? Answer: Don't count on it.
.
Question: is john lithuanian Answer: Signs point to yes.
Question: Was it a mistake for McWonderBreast to delete bot playgroung channel? Answer: Don't count on it.
Question: am i actually german Answer: Signs point to yes.
dna doesnt lie
Question: are people who think deez nut jokes are horrible and Automod them in their server losers? Answer: You may rely on it.
Question: does john enjoy eating sand Answer: Concentrate and ask again.
Question: Am i 5,10 bordering 5,11 Answer: My reply is no.
Question: So i must be 6,0 then Answer: It is certain.
Question: does john enjoy eating sand Answer: Outlook good.
Question: if i open my fridge will there be food i can eat in it? Answer: Outlook good.
My guy
nice.
Question: Am i smart Answer: My reply is no.
Question: are you a jackass Answer: Without a doubt.
what i thought
Question: What are the odds i can bend reality Answer: It is decidedly so.
am superhero?
Question: will 8ball cause a wave of warns Answer: Ask again later.
Question: will 8ball cause a wave of warns Answer: My sources say no.
Question: Should i stop talking to you Answer: Outlook not so good.
she wants this
Question: Can i yap to you Answer: My sources say no.
mixed signals hun
Question: should i talk at a not so fast pace to you Answer: My reply is no.
Question: Should i get off discord and go somewhere Answer: Concentrate and ask again.
Question: Should i get off discord and go somewhere Answer: Most likely.
igh
Question: should i eat something Answer: Outlook good.
Question: nah Answer: Yes - definitely.
oh
David is dead. But Night City lives on.
Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2 is now in production!
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what does anime have to do with this
TRUE
Bubby top 5 members in this server
Question: bubby stinks Answer: Outlook good.
how do i beat the first boss
stab him in the stomach
๐ซ Vlad, that command is disabled in this channel.
stop being a stinky fucking weeb
be nice bubby
bro
heres a tutorial for the boss
get a job pls
youtube isnt a real job
Get a knife, wait for him to swing cut his throat.
Pretty simple
or if you wanna be fun you can slam him
willie fortnite crossover when
real hater right there
no
dude's sister is making him go def with how loud she watches anime
bro got anime truama
how
i downloaded this game like 10 minutes ago
very fucking reasonable
yuno miles my favorite rapper
Sounds like L FUCKING PATIENCE TO ME
GET YOUR PATIENCE UP BUBBYB
i pet she watches like
I wonder what the context is for that
reminds me of a certain movie
mutual disagreement
i wonder whats on his mind
i wish
@pearl coral
Who the hell thinks labubus are a good thing
weโre hema chuds in this household
the day i get a lightsaber mod is the day where i start playing the game 15 hours a day
[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @loon_yankee ]
just get a quest too cuh buh slime
65 hours on halfsword
gotta play more
You have a pc right
so
all u need
goddamn how did i live without this ๐ฅน its beautiful
name this place
why blame the people still around when you can blame the people that dont exist anykre
anymore
oh ok
sorry im furphobic
Hm
hey bro you have fur on your head and thin fur all over your body
Yeah same thing
i meant i dont fw that furry shit
bubby is always right, even when hes wrong. (rare occurrence)
this is still a thing isnt it
i mean you just sent it
not popular
Ok
how did ethnicity happen?
bitch
Here me out, because we were all the same color at one point
How the fuckle?
and race
hmm..
is that true chat?
cause if we were all one race, how did we evolve so different, height, color, weight, looks
Bro out here having furries live rent free in his mind (he's a furry)
well as you said you evolved
answere your own question smh my head
Literally no one was talking about furries until you came in.
gorillas evolve, different climates sometimes, they look the same
Somethings going on we dont know about
Furries are living rent free in your head. No, Yarn Chaser.
tupid research corp just discovered something
Ok, you don't like furries dawg. ๐ญ
willie
tbh I DONT THINK ANYBODY DOES
Anyways, you're associating furries with...attraction to real animals.
i can agree with the first part though
perhaps a unknown virus
Which is ridiculous.
i think this is called projection
let me associate those fuckers with whatever i want to associate them with
? what
inflammable means un able to be flamed right?
So what are you yapping about furries for
i would say biting your nails is the cure for cancer
its peak over here too
pleasure having you at tupid reasearch.corp
peak tellywood
bubby is never wrong
i still cant beat the first boss
half of not most of the community is weird as fuck thats why i keep saying im not a furry i don't want to get involved with this shitty ass community
because those mfs are weird
This is a 32 thousand year old animal person.
fact check it if you want
literally my best friend for like 4 years turned out to be a pedo
is that why you are ralis #1 hater?
we had a group of like 4
How so? Did he get caught with material or a person?
he groomed everyone except me
He...groomed everyone...
bro..
TRUE
he's 25 im 16
Why'd he spare you
friend who was groomed was 17
How does that happen
idfk probably because i was too protective with myself
nah he
i had a freind that was into that furry stuff... he was apperently into dogs.. i can never look at that shit the same way again
BUBINIAN LORE GOES CRAZY!!!!
damn yall kinda suck at making friends
then kept having a secret relationship til he became 17, then they finally woke the fuck up
Was this just an online thing?
funnily enough he was a really nice and really cool person and i didnt believe it at first because of how nice he is, turns out mfer is the ๐
yes only online
ok
Yes it's pertinent if it was an online or IRL thing, mostly due to severity. Guy should be in prison.
He was a furry? I dont get how this relates to you hating furries
yes it is
yes he was
i also had a few other experiances and heard other stories
most of the furry community is just fem boy minors which is why i hate it even more
ah i see
You hate the for being...minors.
and not fem boy in a boy acting girly type of stuff nah its like fully sexualized
imo that furry stuff is a fucking fetish for the people that do it
minor fem boys
Oh I forgot that you can't say gen z slang here.
theyre equating furries to being pedophiles and zoophiles again moai
funnily enough most of the furries you meet act very nice like you're talking to your next best friend, next thing u figure out they're a pedo or smth ๐
As long as they keep it cutesy artsy cuddles thing I don't see how it's a problem frankly, you should have a problem with the predators not the furries themselves.
i had this same experience, never being freinds with one again
i dont need that shit in my life
most of the furries i ever met are literally just normal ass people
also hi grandduke moai
Frankly, most people that vehemently publically hate pedophiles and other such people are actually struggling with thoughts themselves.
hell, in most servers i just block all the furries
ive had enough of them all ive only got this small friend group i hang out with cause i know them for a long time
nah clearly theyre all kid fuckers
all of them
My guy
we should kill them all with hammers
It's really not cope.
Is this chat even allowed?
no, its not
but people will be people
I don't know, I opened chat and there was instantly a message of someone basically saying "I had a furry friend once and they ended up liking dogs" randomly.
Is this why you dislike rali
no thats a joke
yeah fuck rali theyre just a pedo right. fucking idiots.
different thing
flora
I feel like most of you are just picking on a marginalized group of people that are easy to pick on.
no don't
this is a true story, homeboy randomly confessed that shit to me at lunch
it's sarcasm
i think
sorry my best friend turned out to be a pedo ๐คท
absolutlely nothing. im just calling out the hypocrisy here.
people are fucking stupid
Alright all if not most of you are regulars and know what can and cant be talked about here. Give me some time to write out your warnings
im glad i chill out every arguement
I'm good right? i didnt do shit
not my fault my homeboy liked animals ๐ญ good thing i ended up giving that info to the gangsta kids and he got beat tf up ๐ฅฐ
So...you were in high school or something.
a few grades ago
Not gonna drag the drama but its something like bubbies furry friend was a pedo or something??
you definitely were one of the idk how to saY it lighter people
and thats why he doesnt agree because some people of the furry community can be weirdos
Lol what
cuz im rapidly growing tired of the projectionist hate in here. i and plenty of other furries have done no evil besides be ourselves but god forbid we try to talk about it once without people turning into weird creeps bout it
paladin john is lowkey sus rn
Uh whats that mean
A whole lotta words that mean nothing
takes a toll regardlesss of how right it is. and in this society? you dont even need to be right to turn insecurity into prejudice.
youll figure it out eventually idk hwo to explain it
are you saying it's projectionist hate because bubby talked about his friend who was a furry and weird or something
this means i didnt engage or what?
Hello chat, how are we all doing
anybody know who this actor is
ive blocked bubby for a long time here so idk what he says, but my assumption is hes got issues he projects about
fuck you, entire mp3 of a song
no you did engage just less drastic or whatever
way less than the others
Thatโs tom hardy, right
So basically mad Over something that was not even merely directed against him?
5 dollar, i can buy 1 soda
ah yes the legend guy
$5 because your $100 million is FAKE
100 mil and i could buy too many sodas and get fat
this u
I was asking questions until it got serious bruh
He played a great crazy dude in Legend.
Why is chat always weird
Is this cap...maybe not
oh yeah, my sister is into that shit i think
What the fuck is your sister doing
bro mods can you get this guy to stop just mentioning fetishes and shit
I think thatโs just the average discord experience
I keep hearing stuff about your sister being weird ๐๐
i said " i think "
bro nobody wants to hear ur fetishes
not mine, my sisters
anime fans be stupid fr
??
I think everyone is baiting rn and trying to get a free pass to insult ppl that were rude to them before
meaybye he has DID ๐ค
Embed fail
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Laugh at this user
stiff
ambatukam
hi stick
relevant these days
nice information to have
egg is always relevant
Truly a necessary piece of information to have
ngl, kendrick lamar is mid
I would literally have to assassinate my friend after that
OK THATS ENOUGH OF ME HATING FOR NOW
What you say about Kendrick boii 
Coin flip if I swallow 50 bb bullets
ion listen to him
its on gnx, mustard is a producer
nvm
Calmest mustard video
oh
Multiple people probably have gng
best kdot song?
its from 2024 ๐ญ
wtf is that?
"old"
holy shit
Most give like 5 second warnings but some are extremely sudden those definitely kill ๐
trash ass music taste in chat rn
none of the ones ive seen have given warning
The fuck going on with kai cenat
who said that ๐ญ
Most wait for like 10 seconds after someone says mustard before rewinding
Feel like that's enough warning
Hood Politics
oooooooh
i still havent seen warnings
also i dont like you nic
ok
I saw one with one minute warnings
whats ur fav song
๐
im not really into music i mostly listen to what makes me vibe but i like to listen to some Eminem every once in month or something
Feels like I'm in a prison riot rn and all the guards have been killed
you got lucky
on my playlist you could see a 1940 song next to yakuza ost
Though if we're going off best kdot song from a vibe standpoint it's king kunta
i wonder of moai is still writing those warnings
yes most likely
shhh don't remind him ๐คซ
3 responses in under a minute
he's probably drinking few beers while reading the chat rn
Is it
very
people dont type as slow as you bro dont be surprised
Well he is a dad
reminder
but hood politics is one of his best from a lyric/art standpoint.
With the wife beater shirt(idk the actual name of it)
yes you do
hating
thats not a flex
no
i type at 3 wpm
the fastest keyboard warrior wins
debates huh
Websites to check how fast u can type
what is your favorite type of cheese adn why
hmm
swiss
defend your favorite type of cheese or you're a stinky loser
american
american
because it's american
get this mofo out of here
I'm not a slower typer I am a fast typer I am just a slow thinker ๐ฅ
ahut up
same
Cheese is the best type of cheese
I don't even care that it's not cheese by definition.
nuh uh
cheese product or not
It melts, it's salty, it tastes great on most things.
cheese is cheese
true
(american cheese is not included because it's ass and is not considered cheese)
It is included
Fine, cheddar.
EW
Guess what pal
what a nefarious pick
cheddar is good wtf
its alright
especially a smoked cheddar
okay
cheddar is versatile as hell too
blue cheese is shit
Cheddar by itself lwkey aint good but mixed with other food
can we agree on that?
It's goated
true
That shit tastes ass ngl
blue cheese is work of the devil.
my favorite type of cheese is chess
no because i've never had it
im never going to anyways because i dont want to eat mold
Imagine eating disgusting mold
read bro
parmesan is my favorite actually
oh
only on pizza tho
It's like the gene that makes cilantro taste like soap
Yea but like until you had blue cheese you don't realize how good the others are
cazu martzu is the best cheese ๐ช
Except my nose is especially sensitive to formic acid.
I have perfect pitch
and runner gene
my favorite cheese is rumi
i already know how good the others are
(i checked my snps)
Rumi cheese (Egyptian Arabic: ุฌุจูู ุฑูู
ู gebna Rumi [หษกebnรฆ หruหmi], also spelled roumi/roomi) is one of the main types of cheese in Egypt. Despite its name (Rลซmฤซ, literally "Roman"), the cheese is Egyptian. It has a pungent smell, and different degrees of saltiness depending on the age.
It is also known, e.g. in the United Arab E...
it has mold bro
looks like ancient Egypt writing
bbecause it is
Basically I can smell the acid that ants use as communication.
Egyptian GNG?
Blue Cheese tastes and smells like how ants smell.
I've never ate an ant but I bet they taste like blue cheese.
You ate a ant?
Personally I have
Not really they don't taste the same
I have not.
Depends on the species
the hell
You are but a coward
I'd eat those big as hell ants.
its also often called turky cheese
brave like
Eat the ant
today's sponser
I want to try chicatanas
brave browser
one time
i got stung by a wasp as kid
cause i wanted to be
coyote petterson or whatever
purposely
what
Eat a wasp instead
u so sily
Basically, as part of ant reproduction, the vast majority have what is called Nuptial Flights, where virgin queen ants start flying everywhere and trying to find males with places to live.
And this causes MASSIVE swarms in some places.
Like, for weeks after a nuptial flight, it smells bad outside because of ants decomposing.
I smell like a siibidi rizler
read bro

this is the second time
Besides that though, some places will catch the ants in Nuptial Flight and cook them and eat them.
Lebron is cheeks
curry better
ant better
mods
giannis better
you're cheeks
jordan better
no you didnt
it is yur fault
Yes I did
its aalwaays your fault
A hater of
boooo you suck
D eez nuts
yes
This sauce is actually made of ants.
looks good
FANUHM TAX
Haters probably love playing wipe sumo
please unexist
Yeah lol it's ground dried ants and mexican chilis.
im a very picky eater
Why does it look good
the suach
i only eat tenders and fries
I don't like that it looks good
Because it's probably delicious.
condements
shut up
I don't like the fact it could be delicious
I AINT EATING BUGS VRO
Do you know about wipe sumo
damn so is it goo
good
sounds good
listen man, invertebrates of all types have a common ancestor.
yes now shut your mouth
wipe sumo these balls on your face
That includes shrimp and lobster, crabs, etc.
AI
stupid fucking cat
I can actually confirm that isopods taste like shellfish when cooked lol
No thanks I think the. Next guy below me will gladly accept your offer
no its actually real, i witnessed it and recorded it we even smoked weed afterwards
arent isopods shellfish
Yes.
What food do you guys hate
D eez nuts are shellfish
go see a scientist bro
most fruits mostly because most of them are spoiled in the market or have really unediable skin
that rice grape leaf shit its disgusting
Honestly I don't hate much of any food.
i cba to peel off the apple so id rather not eat it in the first place
its shrimp for me
Probably blue cheese.
Nah bro until I'm gonna die I'm not going to no doctor ๐ฅ
it taste like dog fur
No idea
WHAT
Die
shrimp is PEAK
read mf
I had fermented pineapple drink yesterday.
I have dementia pal
tasted like how dog fur smells like
did it taste like pineapple
Yeah.
do you have dyslexia
Probably didn't season it
best drink oat!?
It was basically sweet and sour pineapple.
And you probably didn't take the poop out
go to another one
Around 2% alcohol
I have d eez nutslexia
water
It was being sold by the mexican drink stand at the flea market.
Absolutely didn't have a permit to sell alcohol but I don't care lol
ok so you dont have dyslexia dementia shouldnt affect shit with your reading
i think
badnight
I forgot what you just said
What did you say?
strawberry lemonade
I would like to think Moai is still writing paragraph long warnings.
I shall never taste that dogshit again
you told john to unexist, so badnight
Wasn't that shi made disgustingly or am I thinking of a another lemonade
youre not silly at all
bro its the restaurant's fault
You probably went to be a bad one shrimp is unbelievably good
shut it
One sec
idk but its good asl
Shrimp is great when cooked right.
isnt shrimp supposed to be surved in seafood places.........
Even cooked bad it's pretty decent.
go to sleep Veroo, Rali's #1 lover
.
Shrimp is commonly sold in steakhouses.
i should yeah
woah
A steak with a side of shrimp is like....a modern historical food lol
thats just kind of repeating what you said
Maybe read what other message I sent
Yeah you gotta know how to cook it
@oak olive
The message link wasn't even that long apart from the image
nah man im demented
one of the best foods is sushi replace tje fish with korean bbq spam (my brother made it once)
ahnynway yeah goobnight everyone except MoistCl1TiKaL (BETA female) because she STIMNSK
goodnight
dyslexic ass
Before
ahnynway yeah goobnight everyone exist MoistCl1TiKaL (BETA female) because she STIMNSK
After
ahnynway yeah goobnight everyone except MoistCl1TiKaL (BETA female) because she STIMNSK
[Edited Message Jump URL](#general-catfish-๐ฑ๐ message "Jump to Message")
exist to except
Tell me the difference pal
legit don't know how i messed that up
Oh
find it yourself
Find d eez nuts
no thanks bro
ooh
Yeah dw2 is very easy to get achievements tho
damn
i dont even have 90% on dishonored ๐ญ
come back bro
it's no the same guy
what happened with teardown is tragical
these we're the hardest to complete for me
It was my first PC game in 2021
what even happened
I know there was some stuff with the publisher
? what happened
last time I played it, it was bought by some company and then the whole community was sad or whatever
ooh
never touched the game again since then
i just havent touched it because i cant run it
surprisingly some of the optimise mods or whatever do somewhat do something
i need some help with halfsword
my progress is stuck at 11/0 and i need help getting the game to reset
/resete
wdym? how to i do that
thank you
https://youtu.be/gLIf9Cg-OpM?si=8LnIt70p4CRsZpeZ No editing, no talking, didn't even disable my mods ๐ญ What was going through my head in 22
gameplay is horrendous too
I think I took this down in 2023
from 200 to 300k randomly and then back down
I know this is just a really old demo, were you just entirely trolling about there being a new update that changes polearms or something :/
Or like telling the truth then joking about a new map
how did it get views tho its unlisted
I put all videos on unlisted in 2023 or 2024
eh 2024
I still made dumb shit in 2023
nah polearms did get changed
Wyd
The ideas ran out
๐ญ
oh yeah they seem more strict in that they actually swing specifically sideways or straight down when you want them to.
nice
oh lord
She Gordon on my free until I man ๐ญ
Gertrude
poop12
piss13
this guy doesnt know the method
jerk chicken sandwich.gif
the method
Hi
Jeffery quandalious dingle
When will this game be up
wdym?
im saving a damned soul
Like itโs not on steam
the demo is on steam
vote bubby 2028 and you will get dinosaur nest
Early access is coming sometime in October-December, also!
i just realized i bought REPO and havent played it once
What
somewan said polearms were updated!
hm.... a liar maybe
no
vote bubby
๐
get dinosaurus
its dinosaur
what dinosaur is it
is it a bipolosaur
Guys
Look at these miraculous clouds and sunset
itch.io maps need to be added back, the half sword arena is way too lame and it's repeated on every single fight in the gauntlet and free mode
hi
man skateboarding while drinking cranberry juice
i am what i say i am
you are what i SAY you are
Anyone know if theyโre fixing death registration? Tired of it telling me I died while I can still swing my sword and walk around
Takes away the point of holding g
ok so how injured is your guy when this happens?
Iโd get hit in the shoulder once
with?
My guy is visibly standing on his two feet holding his sword in both hands while Iโm โdeadโ
A sword
getting stabbed in this game pretty much a death sentence
the only thing im sad about iss my real life social skills
It seems like since they reworked the internal organs itโs been aids
Right but you can hold g, Iโve had my legs cut off by the third boss and held g and it worked
But I get slashed in the arm and I die
yeah that happens
I canโt be the only one that finds it a little weird
dw your not the only one
shit just gets stinky from time to time
shit is always stinky
Yeah itโs a beta game
Same thing
Alpha beta demo
beta is upper than demo
WTH
wh
Wtv
no-
Rage bait
In software development, a demo is generally considered lower in development stage than an alpha release.
Rage bait
rage bait