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indeed
Wille
finally blade & sorcery and half sword crossover
i wonder what makes the ai decide to surrender
sometimes ive just brushed people with the longsword
and they give up
other times their head is hanging on by a thread and theyre still kicking
That's hype
they get assigned a random confidence value at the start of the round
Imma troll with it
not if i do it first
Nouuuuuu
i have this random ass picture of me and my neighbour with him just fucking staring into the camera so madly
erm ok
sword at neck can force to surrender, but i tink its a pain tolerance thing
Unrivaveld amounts of tomfoolery
how effective is the Rapier and Saber when slashing and not piercing?
have you tried it with my blood mod?
sovietcat and mine
what does the blood mod do?
i just installed half sword on my pc ,my specs are i3 1115g4 dual channel 8gb ram ive run most aaa games but somehow this game keeps crashing ive tried change from dx12 to dx11 and then to dx12 again but nothing works ive also tried setting my paging file higher but still it doesnt do anything i either get a fatal error crash or a out of memory error does anyone know how to fix it
ahh thats not even minimum specs. hmmm
you need more vram
or play at at 720p with lowest settings
anyway i can fix this by configs
how
i cant even go into the game
it just crashe at black screen
ive ran more heavy games with no crashes before
in the game's launch options you can type "-dx11" to force dx11
this game is heavier then your average games
you can also go into the game's settings file and change it there
yeah i did that
blazing fast boot times 
dafuk
it didnt actually take that long its just funny it says that lmao
fairr lool
no send it over
well i think im not
i am using some tho
Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!
Lmao ๐๐
i love how the blood doesnt come out till the knife gets pulled
FILIP KEY MOON FLAG
half sword fans rise up
yoo im going for a swim
it is enough
Even for me who has 2666 mhz ram
lol
I'd say half sword is mostly cpu intensive
because it's a physics game
I wish there was a game like half sword in vr
in what way
difficulty, damage system, gore, npcs being as strong as you
would be cool
but vr devs just too lazy to make something on that level
or uncreative
well i guess blood trail exists
but it is a gun game
idk why they think every vr player is a child or a senior
well there is battle talent which is atleast challenging because some enemies go at mach 1 and do some crazy stuff which is cool
but it isn't like half sword at all
and idk why but b&s npcs feel too weak (not saying it's a bad game just in case)
I just want willie to put me in the ground and brutally murder me with his axe in vr
the motion sickness would kill but ik what you mean
yeah b&s enemies are extremley weak, and rarley reacted to shield blocking, arm damage or parries
wait is that why I've never seen a vr game where an enemy can put you in the ground
I just realized how weird it would feel to be in the ground in vr while standing in the real world
yes
the main and pretty much only
b&s struggles with hector or whatever his name is
this is hector btw
you have to climb him to destroy crystals, while hes thrashing about
they made it pretty decently, you barley move, its like the world is moving from your hand not your hand moving cause of the world
how hard is it
not very difficult, its the whole david and goliath thing
i think
david will die if he gets hit (you) but goliath is too big to move fast enoguh to catch him (the golem)
And I will use a Gun sling
sir im 17
who said that gif was related to you
DO NOT THE CAT
HARDEST R SINCE 66
Me bout to drop the HARDEST
R (as in Clanker)
CLANKER
Nice try
Cant quote me now
as in clanker ๐
die
"shine bakayaro" ahh
do you think a responsible grown man would be here
I mean Moai is here
and he is ancient
I doubt he's a responsible grown man

I mean he is grown and a man
its not what i mean
Woah thats offensive dave
He's not ancient
He's even older than that
He IS Thailand
yea?
I just eated an onion ring
Good morning all, hope we are all doing well
I went sleep yesterday and I forgor to slepe
straps or no straps?
the only folder i cared about and i can clearly remember that i backed it up before getting a new OS is gone ๐ญ
main part is saved but thats so fucking pain to recover everything else
hope the same for you!
a bit sad but i hope all of you have a goobnight
def straps
Has the bug issue been sort out for actually doing the final run? It keeps crashing on me every time I do it and I get about halfway
In all seriousness just hit them back harder than they hit you with
Itโs not for everybody
thats actually GOOD advice
theres a damage setting if you want to control how much durable you can be
Personally I like it because of the story
theres definitely feedback especially on the new update
Watch death by RyanDusty and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. Tags: Half Sword, Half, Sword
^
feedback
if theres no feedback maybe you just didnt get a good hit
update the game bro
you'll be able to see it
nah bro
they just dropped it
they just dropped the new update
literally 5 minutes ago
Oh shit new update dropped?
yessir
bro do you see numbers irl when you punch someone
I admittedly havenโt played for a couple months, Iโm assuming they just tweaked the performance/physics a bit? Or did they also add new things
They completely revamped the physics bro
its wild
Frankie popped off
fr ๐ฅ
nah
new patched
new maps tho
Holy shit
yeah dude
New maps is crazy
the level design is crazy
WHAT
They might drop it when everyone can have the playtest
rn its stuck to content creators
does it update itself or do i gotta do something?
oh
but
I think they drop it soon?
Its sick
There are literally sounds gang
you're not hitting them very hard ๐ฅ
Dude helmets literally show dent marks when you bludgeon them
Watch cooked em by RyanDusty and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. Tags: Half Sword, Half, Sword
no feedback ๐ฅ
- theyre aiming for realism
- there are sounds are you playing on mute
Welts and slashes show when you bludgeons or cut
Are
Are we playing the same game, man
There is bro ๐ญ
bro just move the damn mouse
are?!? ๐
10/10 rage bait
fr
Actually no, this has to be bait
Stinks itโs only content creators for now, but I will be eagerly anticipating when they fully drop the update
decent rage bait ngl
then you're blind lmao cant you see the puff of sand or some shi when he hits his head
0:4-0:8
the new map is wildly good
Nobody cares if you play or not
crazy how such people actually exist
What what did I miss
new stuff?
Have you tried shutting your ass up
apparently creators got new maps
@wind geode get his ass lmao
bro cant you see the dust and his moans
Holy ragebait
Ropemaxx ๐ญ
is bro 14

no but i actually saw a video on this server like bro was giving willie backshots
he apparently couldnt tell if the people in armor got hurt
Watch Frankie thanks for the new physics :fire: by RyanDusty and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. Tags: Half Sword, Half, Sword
New physics and maps are fire
He was saying there was no audio or visual cues to getting hit in armor, clear ragebait but idk why he joined then
seeing a mf leave a server in real time is always a spectacle
Mr mafia moffia mothia
He was being dumb about there being nothing to indicate โdamageโ against the opponent, to the point we were convinced it had to be rage bait because he was disregarding everything we were saying. We were just joking a bit about it being bait, then he suddenly just pulled out a slur with one of the letters replaced so he didnโt get automodded
Heya silly head!
Silly gurt
hello moffia
Xatchery
Itโs always wack seeing people crash out in chat lol
Anyways at least heโs gone
@cosmic rain don't make the heart white you weirdo ๐ญ
i love watching people failing ragebait and doing it to themselves
Oh boy more drama in halfsword?
Yeah lmao
bro ragebaited himself smh
Guy was being dumb about there being nothing to indicate โdamageโ against the opponent, to the point we were convinced it had to be rage bait because he was disregarding everything we were saying. We were just joking a bit about it being bait, then he suddenly just pulled out a slur with one of the letters replaced so he didnโt get automodded
Also told us to โropemaxxโ which is just goofy as hell
fr
zamn ๐
shouldn't that be in the brainrot museum?
ZACH ISTG
Considering he had a political slogan in his bio, I was genuinely wondering how long it would be until he did something disruptive lol
son had a slogan?
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bro imma crash out my discord isnt loading images ๐ญ
its very racist
๐ค
Please report Zach
farewell people
byee
bro
Yo?
Well it wasnโt his own slogan, but he was basically just advertising where he sided politically
ah.... bru i hate politics
Same
I remember these videos
Anyways, whatโs with all the hearts in chat I was brushing my teeth
They had a stroller with a speaker inside playing crying and they would get mad and punch it in front of prople
I would fall for that
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Lmao
I read this as: He was bitching and sucking off half sword
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half sword is one of those games where it'll make you realize your mistakes. it's kinda like bushido blade,but with ragdolls. if you get critically wounded, that's on you. not to say there may be times the ai pulls off something that seems like it doesn't make much sense, but regardless, it's mostly on the person who's just not learning where to be at the right time, what amount of force to apply at an opening, etc.
in which i have no skill in๐ญ
speaking of, fistplay honestly feels like watching a highschool fight๐
and if you do, exploit the weakness you know like it's no tomorrow๐ญ
like, ik i don't have much hope fighting fully armed knight if i have a bladed weapon, but if i'm lucky, i swing at their helmet with a billhook to knock them down. and if they keep getting up, i repeat the process.
ay
Aura
Its the black of night you baffoon
yes
when we are we getting weahter and fucking daylight cycles
hm?
imagine rain washing blood off people, weapons and environment
onto the floor
Mcblunderyeast
who made this gif
who
Is it possible to kill the npc in fist play
Ive tried for so long
And its still alive
Someone
Why do you have it?
You can. Land good hits to the head.
Im gonna be super nice and awesome, and not give you your final official warning and just say it verbally, never forget how great I am!
Donโt post memes about implied child violence please. Joke/reference or whatever, im not a fan!
and every grab just automatically ungrabs like 2ms after i grab
Yeah
Yeah
Sure buddy
Fuck
Just trynna wish people a happy sundat
Sunday
Someone drop an update grappling tutorial ๐ญ
you have to time it and keep your footwork in line with it too
Im NOT doing all that
Yeah
@wheat brook bro we got what that dude wanted
youโll subconsciously get it
Did it for me
When im going to the abyss and I go camera mode my character become butt booty naked
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Dont let breaking bad fans see this
i hope he comes back just so he can see this and be satisfied with half sword
Banana*
Lil bro
Brotato
Easter fleaster
Why does it sound like the npcs say the n word?
Are they just saying that or am i tweaking
Maybe they are saying beggar
But sometimes they just blasting hard r on me when fighting
we fly
I dont even know whats going on bro
What did you do
Holy
How do you even manage to do this
are you actually asking or is this sarcastic ๐ญ
too many ragebaiters out there
Not sarcastic
yea dismembering is a part of the game
bro i literally just asked-
..bruh
10/10 ragebait
Just lemme rage bait
made me more confused than angry ngl
Such good rage bait you guys think im lying
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How do you even climb that tank
Rank
thought there was some sort of language barrier cz thats so common on the server ๐ญ
I ascended to rage bait god
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But like fr how did he do that
JUST KIDDING
alr
is bro talking to himself
willie
Brad pitt
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What fight club
Wdym
Never heard of it
There is no such thing
Thanks
Dont you get the lore
1st rule
No fight club?*
Wait youre lithuanian
Suicuide capital
Suicide
Na L
W for talking about suicide?
You got 0 common sense thug
Peasent
learn to spell ๐ฃ๏ธ
What
peasant
Perfectlly fine
nah
I dont now what your taking about?
Kaye how old are you
fr
3/10 rage bait
what?
So obvious the whole time
You're talking about suicide in a way that slanders Lithuania
My second account
lmao bro doesnt know what ragebaiting is
Bro it is
That isn't ragebait you're just being a dick
fr
nuh uh
let's murder him
Im just talking facts whats the problem
Kaye fell off
another dude ragebaited himself
Lithuania is the suicide capital just facts?
twice in a day is crazy
There's zero reason to even bring it up
bro couldn't spell out "Are you" ๐ญ
@gloomy crest you can ping militus to proceed
I can are you there we go
good boy
Okay silly head
np kayne
is bro gonna leave too? or are you gonna say a racial slur before you go
Ohhh moderator
Kaye public excecution?
yes
there is a difference between rage baiting and being a piece of shit
bro plz
proceed with the execution sir militus
Execute order 66
dropkick carries
im excited for ts now
This is so funny actually how does one get so rage baited
And now you guys just gonna say smth
Bring it on
"your next sentence will be" ahh
bro thinks he's rocky
idk if i have gif perms
Buddy you're cooked
bro do i dm you the gif?
Stizz you sexy wish monkey
there is a difference between offending someone and rage baiting them
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cool done
you're on the same level as the dude who says the n word and says "ha ha got you rage bait"
Im not saying the n word no thanks
Its on the same level
Nobody did
good sir can you even read basic sentences
just put the fries in the bag lil bro
Where's the mod
hi a lithuanian named john
im right here, shush
sir what
bro is on sum nonchalant shi
?
Did you do anything to the hooligan?
maybe this would be considred retro slop (my avatar) evne though im just wearing an old styled roblox wizard robe
he's muted until i figure out what caused the situation
nothing
ion think so
I can ping you to the top of where this all started real quick
im very smart and what caused it was something
.
Just scroll down from that point and read
Dudes a idiot
All it takes is a "my bad" and coulda went from there
Buddy is just stupid
no hes g
what
WHAT
SSUICIDE CAPITAL???
WHAT IS THIS GUY ON
DRUGS
but then you get warned for baiting then so lose lose
no
he'll get bullied in school vro
he's probably like 4th grade
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why isss he shocked at hidmself punching babies
that hiss own idea-
Oh shit ๐
I wouldn't have even sent the screenshot
Sc that photo he sent and give it to moai
absolute cinema
It's self sabotage atp
@lavish ermine dawg
why tf are u so good at making HD sprites on a ppg sprite ๐ญ
I can never be so precice with no fucking pixel brush for the life of me
easy i have templates where the vanilla pixel is equivalent to 12X12 pixels
being called 12F
I use paint.net and i use lines
u want the templates?
nah im good
im not a pixel artist, just find this impressive
If you ever need a job
look into being a spriter for a studio that makes mods with HD sprites ๐ญ
they will love you
(BTW i dont support nothing of this ideologies of the right dudes they just are main antagonists)
I have my war band already with my lads
I have a friend making a east german mod and i helped with the webbing
(cuz i have a full set)
why are npc kicks so damn powerful
Are willies what have actually something called....lethality
Clearly you underrestimate the power of the players kick
If they ever add multiplayer I can tell you rn the online pvp sweats will just be flanging kicks whenver possible
did a kick turn that man into an unrecognizable red creature
deltarune still sucks ass
yh9pik;
Why were you timed out?
yeah makes sense why you were timed out
I'm basically a pro
Unparalleled
Top 1 cleaver player
This is a painful watch
none of them entered willie...
which means I damaged his soul and not his body
which makes me the #1 cleaver user
Should I be scared
almost got fucked when he was basically dead
Jimmy smart brain
deltarune still sucks ball
clean balls are a myth anyway
Damn put the gun down
Woah
oki that go to a reddit called foundtheprotogen or smth?
r/findthelithuanianjohns
send a link to the post with my pfp please
Then you could come together with your lithuanian johns
And john sorry about earlier
My bad
Post it and copy the link i guess
NA i want appear in the subreddit
Thanks John Lithuanian
I thought half sword was realistic why can you move at super speed without mods
camera flicking bullshit
that sexy man who could be?
Hello
Can anyone suggest a really simple strategy game
I wanna take over the world but easily
careful the mods might think this is a racist meme
Wow...
did you guys know that you can just outrun an enemy in the abyss and they will never come back for you
you were timeouted for having an iq less than 100
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Well well canโt wait to see what this is lol
More than 100
guys i think my game is absolutely cooked
this is what a person that has less would say
This is something about person with 2 iq would say
i was playing around and turned my damage to zero and enemy damage to high
ion think so
and i got to last stage
and i keep getting a fatal eror
you dont know the reason why you were timeouted
its obvious ngl
ragebaiting feels bad when you get ragebaited doesnt it
this is how you win any fight in the abyss
no mods btw
the game is actually like that lol
Says that i dont enjoy it?
How
Just said bro
Ok you have 1 iq now
Dont make it worse
in full caps
very great tutorial
will devs ever fix this
ru ๐๐
The helly going on
Well youre playing the pre alpha, so id imagine 
Easter said several slurs
And everybody is freaking out
Liar!
such grace. a true master of the weapon.
Lier
uh huh
No one is threatening bro
Ok
This is not threatening
it is
Fellas fellas
"you have 1 minute to life"
"if you do something bad you will die"
"dont make it worse"
"i will do something
not threatening
gubby
situation
yess
you're rule breaking rn
What is he saying

This guy has a daughter btw
Where did this lore come from

father's day, bro is ancient
how do npcs one hand this thing
what is this gif bro
What did you do
yeah
what did you do
You can say that
Theres this one guy that spams it all the time
he also sent a racist (maybe) meme
thats not even bad
Moai.
yeah I said worse things
i wouldnt be confessing
you just said to stop, not that it was wrong
type shit
Me
dw this is the type of stuff I say sometimes lol
Bro theres this one guy i dont know if i can ping him
wdym
Holy statement
That's lwkey crazy to say I know mods are relaxed but I didn't know they were that relaxed ๐
I wonder to this day
MANTICKLER
How they had that many rendered images of a random blender cube
NICKOLOTINE

they chill af unless it's a guy showing an image of twomad shoving his hand up his booty (actually happened btw)
Please reference me as tickle monster from now on silly head
thats mantic tho
Alr gng
You're nicotine
Cuh
I am THE tickle monster
There is NO mantic
There is just ME
I killed Mantic
no
I am THE tickle monster
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
essay?
It's true. I'm dead
Old head things
mantic is literally the jack the ripper of tickling
bruh
Lets kill @dreamy mango and feast upon his corpse
the
we're controlled by big mcwonderbeast
Nu uh.
McDonald'sbeast
The guy who sent it was actually cool too bad the dumbass had that thing in his favorite gifs and sent it by accident ๐
im going to get some mcdonalds
That's how the Willast of Us starts
thanks for saying that
McMrBeast hello
And? Yโall love bringing this up randomly
itโs a silly meme video of Willie, so idk how itโs even relevant
Funfact rude and horrible smelling people are allergic to d eez nut jokes
How would the fat guys look like
Blaoters
Bloaters
Looks like you're doing things to him mate
MCWONDER1984
iWillie
It was a joke vro chill
Billies

FunfAct rUdE ANd hOrRiBLE SMElling PEoPLE Are aLlERgIC TO D eEZ NUt JOKEs
Itโs a silly video of Willie looking like hes about to kiss another Willie. Wowsers Thats wild
Yk we love calling moai old
Ooo that's a fun feature
You are a gaslighter you have 33 years of experience with gaslighting you huge gaslighter
I forgot it was there tbh.
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plz
i said kanada
Does anyone know if ppg is ever getting an update, I got banned from studio minus like a year ago
Mcfatty
what an idiot
Remove d eez nuts from suromod
Mafat
DeEz nUTS
SiGMA sigma boy sigmA BoY
Question: am i 20,1 feet tall? Answer: Don't count on it.
makes sense
Question: am i 6,1 Answer: Very doubtful.
wow
Question: are you a piece of shit? Answer: Ask again later.
stop this you dumb bot
Question: MUSTARDDD? Answer: My reply is no.
Question: are yo ugly stupid bud Answer: Better not tell you now.
Which makes it even worse for you to be unemployed
What a disgrace to the family

Question: i mog the whole server right? Answer: It is certain.
Holy grey ๐ฅ
Question: is Moai an ancient being Answer: You may rely on it.
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You son of a birch
Working in the Lithuanian coal factories
have to brainrot filter punctuation marks atp ๐ฅ
Done.
my name also breaks the rules
mechanics are so s i g m a
.
no, silly me
stop
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