#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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my aim is sm better than urs
hes coming out the museum
I hate automatic correction and misspellings when typing
Do share !!!
no
Automatic corrections are always the worst!! They always make it look like I’m saying something else!!
:(
Bro hates this guy
Bro thinks he hates this guy
Bro hates this guy
he hates you too
I literally hate people who think
Bro says bro thinks bro hates this guy
human or cow
only womens eggs
come on stick answer me
ur bitter
whatever stick
Hello everyone, how are we all doing today
wtf does that mean
Bro wtf 😂 😳
great @ember bobcat is still my friend
stizz has no fizz
That’s good to hear lol
hbu
you have none
👁️🗨️
hi
yeah i do stiffed
Hello
no
im level 3
i do
i love you in aa brother way
no🥺
Doing well, thanks, getting ice cream while out for a walk
yes
dont believe the lies stilt
No way ur level 3 before me
i hope you get 1k dollars in ur steam wallet
🖕
we need guilt tripping in half sword
hiiiiiiiiii
Im better at halfsword
⭕
true
Is this a milk inside a bag of milk ref
a what
is this a calamari ref
guys
its the only round thibg i could think of
what do you call a priest who became a lawyer
Nothing
A lawyer
yes
father in law
Actually?
yes
U gotta fight ur way to ur rank
make it explode
Try the escape button
@urban panther u got a weird way of spelling kebab
You still have to press play demo. Youre just changing the mode
Ofc u think abt kebab
I think
Yes
oh
I blame u for the dissolution of yugoslavia
ion got non to do w dat
real
Ehehehehhehehehe
Yes
Be mad at urselr for not having milk
bollocks brother
this is so real
have y'all played this peak
no?
His greed sickens me
No
says the
Shut up immigrant
hahshahshahahahah
griefhelm
Alright..
How much is that in liters
Band her
RoN is still peak
no
Yup
RoN has proved to me that neither me or my friends could be SWAT officers 😭
is there a penalty for crimes agaisnt human rights in RoN
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH YOUR NAME
Wym bro
should i shoot the cop guys
its my company
you had this 1800's name
yes
i see
very smart actually
In the air
k i'll try
cop the shsoot
is that cyberpoonk
@wheat brook did u drink it
i did it
took a while but i got it
six seven
do u guys like mangos
yes
yep
Ur not chicken anymore
mods crush his skull
w
no lie
you can choose weaponers
and mappers
aand willies run away from you
everytime
i hate that
CRASHOUT
bby gronk sitting in ohio eating s i g m a
what.
launch an ATGM tandem charge at him
4
why not 5
FUCK YOU
i found out something
the sun is yellow
hah
idiot its orange
cause
when i look
its orange
its orange
if u dont type you have a j*b
it'd be funny if the word job was bandned
banned*
You joined the server just to yap about that
yes
Peak demo
dude
warthunder
THERES LIKE 30 PEEOPLE WAITING WHAT DO YOU MEAN 18
STARTTTTTTTTTTTTT
we call that having zero time on the game
Was just finna say that
what if i play half sword while actually drunk? does it cancel out?
Keep playing get comfortable with it
yes\
also half sword doesnt feel drunk for m-
duh
for some reason "CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA" started playing in my head
yeah
I heard one mod many centuries ago tried to stay sober and evaporated
Zenturion did that to me
do u play warthunde-
I got like 6 swedish tier 1 tanks
Im completely sober just a weird fella
Brotha this is the discord for a medieval physics based fighting game everyone here is at least slightly on the spectrum
ZATCHERY
do u want me to help u with warthunder
tf r u talking about
uhhhhhh nothing
Carry on soldier
fuck leopards
all they do is camp and nothing else
no skill
no
they're ass
cheeks
Would i get banned if i sent a vid of a leopard getting clapped by a croc?
not literally
i mean he got killed
prolly..
wont send it
good idea, best option is if it feels bad to send it then its probably best not to
yeah i wont
no
indeed
hey chat
no
hopefully everybody is having a decent day
siblings we are not but brothers we are in spirit
I got suckerpunched in the cheek at the beach like two hours ago 
why bro got hate crimed
body hurt 🥀
Like on purpose as in a violent act
Or on accident
sucker punch sound like sucker punch
yes one of my friends actively put his full weight into suckerpunching me in the face
oof
we got into an argument, it's a long story
I know its a foreign concept to you
But MAN
violence is never the answer
I was jus tryna talk 🥀
Did you hit them back
dont fight fire with fire and whatnot
i did once but I sat there while we were staring eachother down contemplating if an assault charge is really worth it
I am an adult, after all
its actually worse when youre a minor where i live
My blood was boiling man. Last time I ever give anybody alcohol
3 drinks and bro hits me mid conversation 🥀
I'm not saying I was entirely in the right
Yeah but to escalate violence
but I was holding my own and standing up for my morals
Like unless you were being annoying asf
I'll try and explain in DM. Its just.. way, easy too complicated
gng
how lucky do i have to be for the round to come through the baarrel killing someones crew
an then doing the same thing except the tank was MOVING
You're mom
snails blessing
im not a mom-
you stinky fuck
i meant the gaijin snail
💔
wel
well*
have u ever raged because of it-
i did
i meant raged by playing warthunder
what country were you playing as
USA?
USSR?
sweden???
germoney
wow
what tier did u get to
thats cool
im on tier 7
i know
im gonna let you know that top tier turns warthunder into basically CSGO if ur playing on a small map
if you're playing on a big map it either turns into CSGO or arma 3
how old are u now

I wonder what this guy is saying I'm blind and can't read
I joined a blind discord server and they answered my questions
lmfaoooo 😭
nuh uh
i need some help with my halfsword
when i try to play gauntlet mode its stuck on 11/0 rank progress and i cant get it to reset
any ideas on how to fix?
sweet
what i gotta do?
hello?
”I know how to fix”
Fucking leaves
yeo
Hey all,
Whenever I try to download the game, it gets stuck at 92% and then stops. Any ideas what’s going on?
Turn off your computer then turn it back on
I’m on a Mac, using Porting Kit to run the windows version of Steam. This has worked before, but not since last week.
I actually tried that :/
I could try that again, but I’m not sure if that’d change anything
I’ve already tried validating the game files before
Idk either tbh I’m horrible when it comes to things like that
It just gets stuck at 92% downloaded, then errors out
I will say that if you can’t find anything
Maybe ask chat gpt
BUT
make a backup drive before hand
I had a coding error and chats solution was to download this weird Chinese anti virus for pycharm
It worked but all my error messages came up in mandarin
real
I would use it as a last resort
I know my situation’s unique bc I’m on a mac, but at the very least the game’s run well on my computer before
Try asking reddit or seeing if someone had a similar issue with a different game
It very well might be the Mac
They’re weird with games
Yeah
I mostly use it for RoR2 anyway, but I ran into half sword a while back after watching a youtuber and loved the look of it
Imagine my joy when I found out it was free
Yep
That may be it
Hoping it isn’t any more than $10 when it’s out
The fact that it’s a playtest and not the full version of the game
If you haven’t play tested before
It could be
The port kit might be picking up on it and that messes it up
True
Probably be around $20 at the least
But I have hit that error on other wineskins
Still not that bad of a price
Hm idk then
Unless you’ve got tuition 
I’m on windows so I don’t know much abt mac
I’ve got Tyrion
Tuition*
Signs point to $20
But I worked throughout highschool so I saved up enough to spend on junk like games every now and then
Hell I wish
Nothing confirmed of course. But Thats the price voted on by the community in a recent poll
Yea I voted on that
Then people got carried away with talking abt additions to the game
I want them to add magic
Yk how could it would be to throw a fireball at a Willie
I want flails
imagine the momentum you could get
And I want something like a Mancatcher
Something that can hold a Willie in place without killing him
I imagine it would be a little tricky to control but I like the idea of those
I’m not sure if they still used those in the midevil war era
he straight up left dawg 😭
@primal narwhal you there buddy?
tragic
how could you stizzleton the third
i’m not putting you in the will anymore
To my earlier question
Does anyone else in the server play half sword on Mac?
Ty :3
@wheat brook redeem yourself with this person
Game download
Hit 92%
Download stop
Error
I’ve validated my game files before
It’s worked on my computer before
but the wineskin I was using is no longer maintained, so I switched and now no other wineskin works
Bro what’s wrong with it
Next half sword update
Game download
Hit 92%
Download stop
Error
while on mac
Yes
when is the prioritize-grabbing-weapons-instead-of-bodies update
one complaint = 10 more years
so
Idk
misery
which is set to come soon
I’m retarted idk what you want me to say
Back to you @wheat brook you gotta fix me now
thanks for the new gif rali
Ye
It makes for lovely ambience
I’m sorry
My computer just died
I’ll do it in the morning
I’ll also reinstall steam on Whisky and see if that works
Rn I have Porting Kit for RoR2
Hyperplay for Arcadegeddon
what’s one more wineskin for one more steam game
Oh and native mac steam for No Man’s Sky
Call me Dr. Frankenstein lol
When do we get crossbows in half sword
After sui generis release
make sure to no elaborate what sui generis is
do not be the cause of my death!
ranged weaponry is confirmed for the final product c:
good evening, chat.
hello id like to buy a sockpuppet
How big is your hand
and how friendly do you want the puppet
Erm actually it’s “be not the cause of my death”
You too twin?❤️❤️
erm actually itsss Sir Valiant Knight of Camalot
Touché
Mark I made a steak
I HATE PITCHFORKSSS
KILL ALL PITCHFORK USERS
if u cnat beat them join them
WOAHHHHHH
chat what does this mean for my computer do i turn it off or what
my hand is frostbitten and shriveled and I want the puppet evil
I swear to fucking god silly head
😦
What did I do 😭
Urgent
what even is it
black screen on start
hmmm
it usually looks like this for the first like second i turn it on
does it turn on normally at least?
what
I’m sorry, I only sell lifelong companions, not evil minions. If your intent with a sockpuppet is for evil, I cannot legally provide you with one.
hmm
What about me good sir
does it do that everytime you boot it up?
Shall we take this to court over custody
seemingly it is booting up normally but very slowly
you have to unlock him first
почему барон не работает в свободном режиме
he unlocked
Average contan moment
none of that
problem with computers is that it can be a plethora of things and finding it is difficult
hi
It’s literally just a car
it can be something is failing, a setting, something you installed, maleware, a bug, something completely normal
i am going to time you out if you don’t respectfully take it on the chin
Fine….
anything happen recently that mightve caused the computer glitch?
installed something? messed with settings? moved your harware?
it was being super duper slow because i had a crap ton of stuff open and then i turned it off with the button on the tower
probably your computer booting up after running and closing all of that
you could test and turn your computer off with nothing open and see what happens
could check out event viewer maybe theres something there
that too
chat the computer is a black screen i can’t check jack
big old recovery mode
is this in light of recent events
restart it a few times
No sir
I got banned from the zaminations server because they didn’t like me
Back to being dormant
whenever that happens i think its way easier to just reinstall windows
соси
why this guy look like my dad
I might’ve doxxed someone though…..
thats happened to me once in another server
can we kill all of them
shit
He looks like sam hyde to me
sigh
пиздабол
i hate warns for this i want them dead 🙏
i think that's an understandable reason to be banned actually
actually, could be a monitor issue
not really since cursor is there
order 66 > Jedi's
thats a cursor?
нет
da
is it
hey at least it spared spotify
орешник сильнее\
no

then maybe monitor issue
aight... event viewer
chto takoe
#русский
i cannot keep up right now
also no
nichego ne zapresheno
bad word
That’s bad in this server?
how can u say this
mods filtered it
you are welcome
if its a monitor issue. thats honestly a good outcome
what cable do you use for video output?
nvm
lmao
like completely wiped?
hmmm
event viewer for life
i aint viewin jack hoss
if nothing there i call monitor or ram because it gets funniest glitches
have you considered doing stand up comedy
currently finding you hilarious
Thx 🙏
you know what
could be something to do with your memory
i am a very unlucky fellow but when it comes to my computer i am spared damages for some reason
damages are funny with computers
wadafak @last whale
why so many black sabbath parodies
i thought this was an original idea
why did you reply to me
Too annoy you ❤️
to
Damn auto correct
church of misery i understand because "master of (x)" but lamb of god's is just derivative for no understandable reason lol
no no no I just want the sock puppets personality to be evil not an evil minion
Lmao
Oaml
Aolm
Nola 
LITERALLY who made this meme breh 💔
I did
were you in first grade
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EVERYBODY RUN
ragebaiting the weak and gullible is for cowards. you are weak if you have to stoop to that. me? i go after the big game. i troll them all. i will make you crack. i'm an expert hunter. the apex predator. i do not waste my time on the small fry.
beating a filipino typer 2 times in a row im so good
please stop
Ugh fine
youre nothing to me. shit crop.
He started it though
How so?
i am
you are not breaking a rule but i the individual dislike your behavior
He literally just called me a shitcrop
I get it’s satire
But the entire thing I’ve been doing is satire too so is that not fair?
you do not catch my meaning
Please elaborate further
@last whale https://open.spotify.com/track/3pU8KygiCybRrdikgnguuE?si=b2d847c2145c4376 do you fw
no
unfunny 
I fw it hard
Mb gng
it's okay
work on your material and remember it's quality not quantity
hourly is a good metronome for such
: (
trust
i'm very glad that we have such similar music tastes considering what we like is on very different sides of the musical spectrum lol
How do you do a voice message?
I’m tryna act emo with a Mickey Mouse impression
Actually never it’s too late for that shi
Only listening to peak fr
It’s actually a good impression
I wondered what happened to the person that won a million dollars
from the last roblox competition
Did someone say Roblox?
probably doxxed
Did someone say manifesting?
what does this mean
isn't it some cringe tiktok word?
like "manifesting my dreams, positive vibrations for my future success"
🥀
ehhh
Sir
i do not understand thy meme
and idk how to use those thy thou
this is not how you use those words
it would be thy world shall crumble before thee
i dont use tiktok
Not necessarily
yes necessarily
Erm sir
i have read enough middle english literature to understand how the words work
Objection!
How my fuckass teacher looks at me when I don’t know who sharted in December 4th 11:54 1678
Peter the Great
Hehe big ship :3
it's massive
i finally watched the entire digital circus shit
it genuenly was the WORST thing i have ever watched
WHAT
it has multiple episodes?
someone told me to watch it, i thought it was only 1
i can never get that time back
I like halberds
Water🫡
whar doing
my condolences
the aftereffects of 5 cups of coffee and a pack of cigs
These videos are exclusively advertisements for plummcorp clothing - Randall Thymes
https://plummcorp.com
it's over
this might be the devil
"come for the chaos stay for the lore" lmao
what lore
In this comedy sketch, I find a funny character in my kitchen acting ridiculous.
I try to figure it out in this very funny comedy video.
do people actually like mustard
such an ass condiment
it belongs in stoofvlees and nowhere else
might be?
it depends
Tf you mean
theres different kinds of mustards
why baron dont work in free mode
hello everynyan
enlighten us sir sampson
also i want to learn more about
the way they talked in middle english
do you have any recommendations
on where to start
It is crazy to think for some but Middle English also includes the words your and you
Just changing words ‘round to thy and thee doesn’t make it Middle English
or þy and þe(e)
However it is even WORSE when thou is used when it shouldn’t
i just read the canterbury tales and letters here and there when they’re brought up
i’ll forward you some stuff tomorrow if you want
eventually you just get a natural feel for how to use thee thy and thou
lol
Curse discord cutting me off to update something def important
By my troth, thou art more lost in thy tongue than a goose in a glasshouse. Wert thou born yesternight, that thou kennest not the speech of thine own forbears? Marry, thou babblest like a Frenchman with a mouthful of marbles, and I’d sooner hear a cow recite Chaucer than hark thy mangled moots. Get thee to a grammar and learn thy cases, ere thy wits shrivel like old bannocks in the sun
skibidy toilet profile cosmetics
all i understood is someone making fun of a woman's speech
whats troth
if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss
Thy is your, Thine is your coming before a vowel, Thee is you (I have a feel for situations where this is correct and incorrect but I don’t exactly know why), Thou is also you (same feeling, usually thou is from the start of the sentence and thee towards ending, again dunno exactly why but I know if it is correct typically)
Truth, faith, loyalty
By my faith, You are more lost in your tongue than a goose in a glasshouse. were you born yesterday night, that you ??? not the speech of your own mouth(?)? Marry, you speak like a frenchman with a mouth full of marbles, and i'd sooner hear a cow recite Chaucer than hear your tangled/bad speech(?), get your grammer and learn your cases, because(?) your mouth(?) shivers(?) like old ??? in the sun
thats the best i could do probably
is there a roadmap for the game
Else your wits shrivel like old bannocks
Bannocks is flatbread
Kennest is based on the verb of “to know”
?
So, that you do not know the language of those who came before you
Not particularly there is just a few ideas out there for what it might be
And last of the question marks would be to say, tangled/bad speech works in a way. a moot is like an idea brought forth, so in essence, “than to listen to your speech/crooked ideas”
Truly
dont mention emplo****t bro
chill
I thought that said White retirement
hmmm protein
i just had a brain fart after realizing what the title of "just cause" means 🤦♂️
test
we ever gonns get that room back, in the old version? it would be fun to duel in there
Hi hi
sam i am could beat him
t
that just means he's god
no hes just immortal from invincible
If he can do the impossible he makes it possible, making the accomplishment of an impossible task invalid since he’s mr impossible
being beyond god goes against definition of god
✅✅✅
he's a living paradox
« Tell Schrödinger that I survived »
Ts so tuff
AHHAHA
nah bro icl we got the biggest ragebaiter as an antagonist
Like how bro got away with so much shit for so long
Yeah
I wait for the « but »
They are 14 gang
You remember that right
Valid point
That’s a little silly dude
(I’m 17)
But yeah we finally got a show with LGBT that doesn’t just do random bullshit go
this sounds like the very forbidden topic
It’s acc well made and not overwhelming positive discrimination bs Disney offers us
Nah
We talk abt a show that managed to include minorities in a way that doesn’t interfere w the story and is acc well written
🥹🌹❤️🩹
World is healing
Yakoob?
HAAH
No they didnt
brother
Even tho they got a guy that would’ve turned into prime Von if he wasn’t in the good guys
No
You do it
I send racist reels to my hbs
😔
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
