general-catfish-🐱🐟

[raven mason]

America is in shambles

[mighty badger]

and mexico is cool too

[raven mason]

America is bad

[raven mason]

Yes they have spicy foods that I like

And Walter white

[mighty badger]

lmfao

[raven mason]

🇨🇦 🇲🇪

[untold wraith]

Canada?

ABOOT

[loud comet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ_Q-gxMKBU

[raven mason]

What's golly wanker, sorry aboot that

[mighty badger]

A MOOSE something something ABOOT

[raven mason]

We don't actually talk like that, except for in quebec

Anyway bye chat

[mighty badger]

goodbye

[untold wraith]

Happy 4th to my fellow Americans in chat btw

[unkempt scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-funny-gif-25164834

No that's fair

[slim crane]

I love when the game crash in the abyss after beat all boss

[untold wraith]

Just deleted over 500 memes

[sleek sail]

Jesus

I don’t even think some of those are memes

[untold wraith]

Wym?

It was mostly just saved tiktok videos

Easier to get to the good memes now

[mighty badger]

NOT YOU

[untold wraith]

Even more

What's 716+549

1265? Correct me if im wrong

1265 files of meme images and videos

[unkempt scroll]

What a tragedy. Those poor memes.

[untold wraith]

It's worth it

Look

I got more room for whatever this is

Isn't it great

[forest falcon]

send more @untold wraith

[raven mason]

Send more now

[untold wraith]

HOLD ON

Im still deleting shit

[raven mason]

Send now

Fack yu

[raven mason]

This shi better than memology

[loud comet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orv9OJDUnWM

[untold wraith]

Ocenzo a feminine man? Ohhh shi

[loud comet]

trash can is so powerful

in right hands

[untold wraith]

Ahahaaa

[loud comet]

like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiQtEDrdYDY

[untold wraith]

Nobody watching the linked YouTube video pal

[loud comet]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-wheres-rick-rick-grimes-negan-amc-gif-22034112

[loud comet]

smile sweet sister?

sadistic?

OHHHH

Blend W

days before AI

[loud comet]

wait what's the difference

both have play button and both load the same time

[untold wraith]

Your's is linked

Mine isn't

[loud comet]

such a misinformation

[untold wraith]

We are not the same

[loud comet]

i did once

it changed my view on the world

i stopped playing osu!

i never was neckbeard in the first place but it helps

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-delonge-blink182-wtf-meme-what-the-heck-first-date-gif-25383351

[untold wraith]

We can be bees

You'll live for 30 years

[lofty kindle]

I turn 35 soon, does this make me a zombie?

[untold wraith]

Makes you a Fossil

[mellow mist]

Alright unc

[untold wraith]

Punya has no image perms

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-my-prime-funny-ironic-age-old-gif-11480659

[mellow mist]

Yes i do 😅

[untold wraith]

It didn't show for some reason

[mellow mist]

i think there's someone hanging right there

[untold wraith]

Delete thT

[mellow mist]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-tonight-squidward-nose-deflated-nose-gif-25633182

[untold wraith]

Just sayin

Mods see that it's a wraps

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

here i am

god i fucking hate vortex mod manager

why is it so bad

[edgy wadi]

(bro is curled up in one of the boxes)

[primal shale]

williecore

real actually

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chipi-chapa-chapa-hanky-panky-hank-j-wimbleton-cute-hank-madness-combat-gif-7570755919504037483

absolute flash games

I SWEAR TO GOD

DOWNLOAD THE DEPENDENCY FOR GOD'S SAKE

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/nexus-mods-nexus-mods-he-was-forced-he-was-forced-to-log-into-nexus-mods-gif-27567815

https://sun9-59.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/SOkUQGDSVnLnQrMmbtzgdE_ZWnpDsGxQhK3N1RL3p7hwXfd6zXjJiHrrObgU8CztenJIb1bl-hzOw5xOtukefvqB.jpg?quality=95&as=32x20,48x30,72x46,108x68,160x101,240x152,360x228,480x304,540x342,640x406,720x456,1080x685,1172x743&from=bu&cs=1172x0

are you having a stroke

[granite osprey]

john

[lofty kindle]

Lawful Good: Beggar

• There's something proper about good, old-fashioned fisticuffs. This is the least deadly tier and stands as a relatively wholesome contest of strength.

Lawful Neutral: Veteran

• At veteran, I find that the better man tends to win. One moment rarely decides a fight but a measured accumulation of advantages will. Besides, the boss' bare head is a traditional, Nintendo-style weak point. Feels lawful to me.

Lawful Evil: The Abyss

• What's more lawful evil than Hell? The abyss is brutally fair: kill or be killled.

Neutral Good: Militia

• As a spear guy I just think this one's easy, but the lightly armored combat is fun.

True Neutral: Soldier

• The middle square for the middle class- the fights take a while but they are not especially grindy or brutal.

Neutral Evil: Man at Arms

• It's a fun class but I HATE losing when I'm at this level. If I get to knight I can say it was a good run, but MaA hurts. You never see it coming either.

Chaotic Good: Peasant

• Peasant is wild. All the weapons are cartoonish, nobody has any armor, the boss uses a goddamned scythe... but you're not risking a high level, so it's just wild, gory fun.

Chaotic Neutral: Knight

• Sure, knighthood is all about chivalry and respect, but what are you supposed to do when both of you are impenetrable? The fights are long, scrappy, and brutal.

Chaotic Evil: Commoner

• Commoner fights embody chaos because everyone has a quality weapon but still no armor, so they're over in seconds... and nobody is as evil as the Commoner boss.

Original post by: U/WhiteDeath57

[oak olive]

henry made arma 3?!

[forest falcon]

chaotic evil

https://sun9-60.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/YqGvg7n1dCBckU92oxO6feyS4iaw-CJEcxrQmH-iZA07Endq8uGO_tv_89COwVCUZiTu4n16Uj-gx0UlYOVYnTK2.jpg?quality=95&as=32x13,48x20,72x30,108x45,160x67,240x100,360x151,480x201,540x226,640x268,720x301,1080x452,1280x536,1440x603,2560x1072&from=bu&cs=2560x0

[grand bane]

Discord has fallen

[wheat brook]

🫩

Bro what

[stable basin]

i’d switch veteran and solidier but other than that yeah that’s pretty spot on

actually no i retract my statement

those are fair arguements

[wheat brook]

Everybody

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-peter-griffin-joe-swanson-wheelchair-dumpster-gif-4202394160696316332

[wheat brook]

Happy 4th

What are yall grilling today

[stable basin]

oh thank you, you too

[stable basin]

literally nothing

[wheat brook]

What the hell

[stable basin]

because unfortunately we have a party setup for sunday so we must share our burgers and wait to cook them til on sunday

[violet garden]

🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 RAHHHHHH

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/kilometers-can't-measure-freedom-freedom-usa-america-murica-gif-8776986503198367525

[wheat brook]

America is #1

[stable basin]

oh and in no way was it meant to offend, because realistically the metric system is more goated

[raw orchid]

jarvis demolish discord hq

[stable basin]

freedom because I WAS BORN INTO FREEDOM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[stable basin]

no no, INCINERATE THEM

[raw orchid]

btw happy independance day fellow muricans

[stable basin]

BECAUSE WHAT IS THAT

[ivory fjord]

luv me metric system, ate me freedom system, simple as

[wheat brook]

Hell yeah

[wheat brook]

Yk a transformer said this

I forgot which movie but he said it I swear

[restive trench]

lmfao

[wheat brook]

What the fuck

It started raining

[worldly vapor]

i have to do it to graduate

[wheat brook]

What the

[worldly vapor]

my school makes me serve the proletariat

truly reprehensible

[worldly vapor]

baby's first time seeing rain?

[wheat brook]

????

It’s raining on the Fourth of July

Do you think I’m happy about that shit

[worldly vapor]

yeah

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1290135843071066132/sheep_press.gif

[wheat brook]

The sheep chocolate maker thing

Holy shit they just absorbed those sheep

[drowsy finch]

The sheep press!!

[wheat brook]

Why are they pressing sheep

[south hatch]

sheep extract

[lofty kindle]

Fitting, suits you well.

[lofty kindle]

OP did a great job, I wish this was my idea lol.

New Article!

https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/news/how-half-sword-makes-bloody-brutal-medieval-combat-feel-real

[dull cradle]

oh

half sword is on epic?

i didnt even know

[lofty kindle]

It is! Same demo as on Steam.

[dull cradle]

interesting

ngl, saying beggar is least deadly

can be completely wrong

or right

it depends really!

[wheat brook]

Why is half sword on epic games

Half sword Fortnite collab

[dull cradle]

why not

🤷

widen the player base a lil

and i think anyone can put stuff on epic atp

like

what is this

[lofty kindle]

Becuase people buy games there.

[elder storm]

Guys are there a mod for half sword that make my character scream I FEEL QUITE HUNGRY!

[dull cradle]

no

[elder storm]

:(

[dull cradle]

rn the mod capabilities

is ass

[elder storm]

Even more sad

[lofty kindle]

What if I told you it was AI all along!

[wheat brook]

What the fuck😭😂

[restive epoch]

its to wash them, it dunks them all under water for a second and then brings it back up

[wheat brook]

Damn they’re dirty then

[restive epoch]

the next step is the sheers, they gonna be neked

[wheat brook]

Ayo😳😳😳

[keen cedar]

i am A SURGEON

I AM

A SURGEON

[restive epoch]

sturgen

[prisma aurora]

hope everyoneis having a good day

raHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[keen cedar]

half the sword

[keen cedar]

im not

i cant find my EEARBUD

IT JUST DISSAPEARED

INTO THE SHADOW REALM

[restive epoch]

cant wait for the whole sword to drop

[dull cradle]

L

[restive epoch]

maybe even two

[prisma aurora]

[keen cedar]

the sword is half

[restive epoch]

nah

i want the whole ting

[mighty badger]

what is the sword is full

[keen cedar]

the sword is full

when the half sword and thee haalf sword unite

the half sword demo and the half sword playtest

[restive epoch]

the whole bitch

the entire bitch

im goannna have it

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-laser-caracal-gif-21706297

[keen cedar]

when can we hav wrestling

have*

[dull cradle]

u alr can

[keen cedar]

i know

its just hard to do so-

when can we break joints by using jiu jitsu

or break bones

[dull cradle]

u can break joints

and bones

[keen cedar]

i K N O W

[dull cradle]

dumb ahh

[keen cedar]

you cant do it by pulling his arm into a swirl

[dull cradle]

erlelel

mutt

[keen cedar]

do you think i never hit someone in the arm with a mace

[dull cradle]

u use mace?

[keen cedar]

i did it

in real life too

[quiet sun]

Happy Independence Day from freedom land guys

[dull cradle]

i just use my fist

[keen cedar]

the land of freedom where the adult age is 18 you go to army you finish ur service and still cant drink alcohol

🔥

apparently its called underage drinking

somethings not right

[oak olive]

so is this how chocolate milk is made

[keen cedar]

no

they're put into chemicals to make the parasites cwome out

come out

or die inside of them

idk

i dont remember

[oak olive]

no

[keen cedar]

a person who disagrees with the truth

[raven ore]

chocolate milk is made from sheep

[keen cedar]

very unsigma

[keen cedar]

milk is made from owls

[raven ore]

milk is from cows brah

[oak olive]

yeah

[oak olive]

yeah

[keen cedar]

how is chocolaate milk from sheeps then

?

[raven ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1290135843071066132/sheep_press.gif

[keen cedar]

same thing happens with owl

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/vita-carnis-mimic-elder-mimic-analog-horror-gif-9509582459932459645

https://tenor.com/view/vita-carnis-gif-9716352557315926719

[zenith dirge]

analouge horror is ass

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-scared-scaryy-spooky-boo-gif-16577983529805683314

[raven ore]

chocolate milk

[vagrant forge]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-syaos-british-english-ts-pmo-gif-18322740700124619850

e-epic.... embed... fail....

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-doggface208-420doggface208-fleetwood-mac-skateboard-gif-19368049

image perms flex

[keen cedar]

because ur scared of it

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/stalin-joseph-stalin-who-is-this-mf-get-out-get-outta-here-bruh-gif-17648615905493260683

[weak moon]

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://youtu.be/uhXjdB837WM?si=GWNWvJ7LXRsYmhvI

[zenith dirge]

im not scared of pngs with words, loud sounds, and a shitty vhs filter

[keen cedar]

this is png ??? 😭

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/vita-carnis-mimic-elder-mimic-analog-horror-gif-9509582459932459645

[zenith dirge]

either way its some dumb shit with a vhs filter

mfs only find it scary with the filter

it would be a haha funny without it

[keen cedar]

permission to ask where the fuck is a VHS filter here

?

[weak moon]

guy guys stop fighting it THE FOURTH OF JULY

[keen cedar]

no its 5th

[zenith dirge]

film grain counts doesnt it?

[weak moon]

EAT BARBACUE

[weak moon]

tf i ur time zone

[zenith dirge]

opposite day

[keen cedar]

AEST

[weak moon]

imagine

pst is better

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/awesome-job-mate-gif-9956404

[keen cedar]

i dont live in a country where the legal adult age is 18 while its called underage drinking becaause ur under 21

🔥

land of freedom they call it

[weak moon]

crazy

at least i dont got deadly spiders

[keen cedar]

i dont live in australia

lmao

[weak moon]

aest

thats australia

[zenith dirge]

new zealand?

[weak moon]

same thing

[zenith dirge]

ummm

[keen cedar]

buddy

[weak moon]

they should be the same country

[keen cedar]

i live in RUSSIA

😭

[weak moon]

damn

[zenith dirge]

WHAT

[echo arrow]

I’m at a party rn and this baby keeps side eyeing me and looking at me like I just killed her entire family

[keen cedar]

yes

im russian

me

[zenith dirge]

northeast china border?

siberia type shit?

[keen cedar]

i live in primorskiy krai

also we sea border japan

also we have a sea that surrounds us

well

to the north we have

land-

to the east west and south we have water.

[zenith dirge]

HEILONGJIANG

[keen cedar]

wassup beijing

also im not really russian

im actually ukranian and greek

[weak moon]

fire

my cousin is fighting in ukraine

[keen cedar]

crazy

[weak moon]

he just got back

[zenith dirge]

my cousin is an alcoholic

[weak moon]

fire

its still 4th of july tho

for me at least

so

[keen cedar]

why isnt south dakota and north dakota

jusst DAKOTA

[weak moon]

it should be

idk why there not

[keen cedar]

and if that then why isnt california north and south california

[weak moon]

it was probably some political dispute

[zenith dirge]

you mean north and south CAROLINA??

[keen cedar]

what

i mean CALIFORNIOA

[weak moon]

isnt there a west virninia

[zenith dirge]

yes

[keen cedar]

WHY ISNT CALIFORNIA NORTH AND SOUTH

BUT DAKOTA IS-

[zenith dirge]

FUCK CALIFORNIA

[weak moon]

cuz california is built different

[weak moon]

fuck u

[keen cedar]

wha about miami

[zenith dirge]

thats not in cali

[weak moon]

thats florida

[keen cedar]

i asked a CITY

w

WHAT ABOUT MIA-

[weak moon]

florida is fine

[zenith dirge]

i havent been to miami

wouldnt go there either

[keen cedar]

t8 are u happy of ur current president

[weak moon]

i havent traveled out of my own state 😭

[zenith dirge]

which state is that?

[weak moon]

idc about politics

[weak moon]

cali

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

[weak moon]

whaaaaaaaaa

[wheat brook]

Bro what is this😭

[zenith dirge]

cool blue circle

[wheat brook]

JULY 4th

[weak moon]

primorskiy krai

wrong thing

[weak moon]

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://youtu.be/uhXjdB837WM?si=GWNWvJ7LXRsYmhvI

[sharp dust]

I want kebab

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-gif-19047337

[brittle arrow]

happy independence day

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/bossmanjack-bossmancrack-door-slam-gif-15511752804176713842

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/kissing-fish-gif-6371449767782651945

[drowsy finch]

Kanoodle is fun

[weak moon]

im just gonna keep sending this

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://youtu.be/uhXjdB837WM?si=GWNWvJ7LXRsYmhvI

[brittle arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ritz-balls-soyjak-wojak-gemerald-gif-1843483222673430608

[weak moon]

https://youtu.be/y22pLh1ovH4?si=54022QMIov5-GmcK

[wheat brook]

I hated this laughable

2/10

[weak moon]

woooooooooooooooooooooooow

[brittle arrow]

I absolutely loved this, it was gentle with my ears

caressed my brain

pampered me entirely

[weak moon]

now that is a very patriotic response

[wheat brook]

Love

It’s not loud enough

[gloomy crest]

How is everybody’s day going

[brittle arrow]

NO SWEARING ON THE 4TH OF JULY

Delete that comment now or else I'm gonna have to take drastic measures

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332422637443616910/1389215285231222916/jig60x60.gif

[misty coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/976169728001327146/1215176161831690270/IMG_3248.gif

[drowsy finch]

I wish forth if july didn’t signal the endless days and nights of fireworks

[shadow ginkgo]

I love extracting jugulars

[shadow ginkgo]

Fourth*

[drowsy finch]

4st*

[shadow ginkgo]

You cant do that

[drowsy finch]

July 4st

[shadow ginkgo]

Say that if you hate MERICA

[wheat brook]

What is inflation???

This guy keeps saying he’ll inflate me

[unkempt scroll]

July 4st

[unkempt scroll]

It's that thing where money loses value, or stuff gets more expensive, In my opinion :)

[tribal falcon]

bro fix the fatal error in the story end game

[wheat brook]

No

Don’t do it guys

[hard swallow]

Thy Willie Williams Fischer
Abridged, as thou commandest:

Adipose: A foul tissue, hoarder of grease.
Blubber: Meant for whales—now thee.
Fat Cells: Tiny jesters, ever feasting.
Lipid Stores: Thy body, a pantry overstuff’d.
BMI Reading: “Abandon all scales, ye who enter here.”
Corpulent: More pudding than person.
Flab: A tragic ripple 'pon movement.
Butter & Grease: Thy essence, thy aura.
Rotund: The moon doth envy thy round.
Synonyms: “Well-upholster’d,” “Falstaffian,” “Portly as sin.”
Opposite: “Slim.” A dream. A myth. A whisper in the wind.

[jade whale]

fish

[manic grail]

dude i just punched his clothes off

[wise rune]

sure you did

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/macgruber-mcgruber-throat-punch-rip-gif-20185715

[slate summit]

Im not sure if im more drunk or if im more tired

ngl I feel smashed as fuck but im pretty sure im just incredibly tired

[prisma aurora]

🍟 ❤️

[pearl coral]

our county banned having your phone on at all during the entirety of school including lunch and between class

time to take up vaping i guess

[pulsar owl]

Basedville county?

Mobile phones should, frankly, have an age requirement

you have to @ a mod

just kidding

I believe the survey closed

[pearl coral]

yes

the demo is the only version on steam at this time

[pulsar owl]

They consolidated the features of the playest and the demo into the demo version on steam.

[pearl coral]

no

[unreal bay]

500k

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/deal-damn-good-deal-good-deal-id-make-that-deal-gif-27676387

[unreal bay]

Lmao bruh

Your cooked

[drowsy finch]

Sot rue :3

[drowsy finch]

Glaxy

[unreal bay]

Hiii!

[unkempt scroll]

If course, I only speak the ruth

[slate summit]

Same brother. It aint that bad

[pulsar owl]

nothing but the ruth? so help you god?

[drowsy finch]

Happy america :D

[unreal bay]

You will get warned for this weirdo

[unreal bay]

Happy USA!

Ofc now you resort to Russian. Also against the rules

Idc

[pulsar owl]

no salvation for this fella

[oak olive]

i think its very in place

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/banging-on-window-girlfriend-arguing-unbothered-ignoring-car-window-gif-5016825261635093169

[unreal bay]

@plain scroll

[unreal bay]

Frr

[drowsy finch]

Yaay

:D

[unreal bay]

Thanks alot

[drowsy finch]

Why do they always do this </3

[oak olive]

🔥 got banned

[plain scroll]

whats happening?

[unreal bay]

Trash is taken out

[pearl coral]

im gonna miss being able to listen to music at lunch

[slate summit]

just listen to the voices in your head

[pulsar owl]

or a discman

[unreal bay]

Thanks big Sam

[drowsy finch]

Ong lkmggommf guii huernng omgg hiaiii haii hello ongg hi freididdiricjhh :D

[pulsar owl]

no welsh on the server

only english

[pearl coral]

im going to take up VAPING in protest of this new legislation

[drowsy finch]

Lmfao

[unreal bay]

Sam is becoming UK chav as protest

[pulsar owl]

This is how John Fetterman is protesting the spending bill no joke.

he told me

[drowsy finch]

Chavalry…

[pulsar owl]

FOR THE IRON FIST!!!!!

[pearl coral]

im tired boss

[pulsar owl]

UK LARPing scene must be insane

Cuz you guys have actual hobbits n shit

[fallow pecan]

Hm

[pulsar owl]

Not just a little Welsh, but very Welsh?

British accents are fascinating to me

Cuz you come to America and the whole accent thing is very exagerrated in media

Excluding places like Baltimore regional accents are rarely localized to like, one county or one city

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[pulsar owl]

Crazy

[shadow ginkgo]

Hi

[pulsar owl]

henlo!!!!

If it's less than 4 hours away then it's right next to it

[shadow ginkgo]

ok

[shadow ginkgo]

SEE

thats true

[pulsar owl]

that's like, my commute

[shadow ginkgo]

right next to each other

[violet tide]

hey didnt you use to make garrys mod mods

[unreal bay]

Yes that's me

[shadow ginkgo]

I made a thing where you can make a custom creature with melon playground or people playground does anyone wanna join because my friends want more people

[pulsar owl]

The only consolation prize for the UK vs. US showdown was your only slightly-less-fucked-up political system and weird quasi-nationalized railway system, which we both shared

used to be, at least

[shadow ginkgo]

The US is highkey cooked

Not in freedom machines

[pulsar owl]

HEY I CONCEDED DEFEAT YOU DON'T NEED TO RUB SALT IN THE WOUND

IT'S MY COUNTRY'S BIRTHDAY GODDAMNIT!!!!!!

[shadow ginkgo]

small country lol

[pulsar owl]

in your defense I worded it terribly

[shadow ginkgo]

small

[pulsar owl]

average for Europe

small for everywhere else

[shadow ginkgo]

europe has small countries

not russia tho

How

[pulsar owl]

Russia is debatably European

[shadow ginkgo]

and why

[shadow ginkgo]

both

Im not

stop writhing in agony

eurasian

[pulsar owl]

its identity was highly debated within Russia itself until Ivan set the record straight (iirc)

Ivan IV

continental lines are bogus, embrace Afroeurasia

this guy gets it

it all became asia when the golden horde reached hungary anyway

sorry to mongolpost on the 4th of july

[woven depot]

Hi, I joined this circus just to ask this:

How do you addicts see this game in the future? The most recent form throwed me off.

I always invisioned this to be a 1v1 or 1v1v1v1 ranked multiplayer game, what was your vision?

For me its kinda a big thing, i love this game, but if its only single player, i might not even buy it...

Opinions? im I a Dick? If no, wtf?

[woven depot]

Oh, i even imagined a pro scene, in a fuking tavern

[pulsar owl]

The desert/pointless areas you mention produce most of our nation's oil, fyi

[shadow ginkgo]

genius

[drowsy finch]

Same in Am erican :)

[shadow ginkgo]

MERICA

[pearl coral]

the game has always intended to be a single player experience

[shadow ginkgo]

I made a thing where you can make a custom creature with melon playground or people playground does anyone wanna join because my friends want more people

[shadow ginkgo]

aw man I wanna play with my friends

[pearl coral]

there's a co-op experiment behind the scenes but the VERY VERY VERY primary focus is single player

[shadow ginkgo]

Cool

[shadow ginkgo]

Any of yall wanna join my creature thingy

[woven depot]

Yeah, i dont think the developers will change the game they imagined just because i imagined differently, What i meant is, the game FEELS like its made for a ranked type of game, it has the perfect conditions

i wanted to know if the community feels like me, or invision a rogue like experience orr smthing

[pearl coral]

a lot of the community agrees that multiplayer would be cool but hard to implement

the main game will probably be closer to a roguelike

[pulsar owl]

I think I understand what you're saying? I don't think a nation's size is determined by some Malthusian process though

[woven depot]

like the abyss?

[pearl coral]

no

like fight, buy stuff, fight, buy more stuff, die, no more stuff

[gloomy vale]

How do I reset my save data?

[warm junco]

Yeah I feel they should add at least the splitscreen

They showed on Tokyo games shows

[pulsar owl]

there's no save data in halfsword as far as I can tell. You can always browse your local files if you really wanna get rid of everything.

[gloomy vale]

I’ve tried and when I re download the game it saves all my progress

[woven depot]

Ok,

I have only one more question

If the game on release does well, and we give our money as we should, will the developers THINK about:

1. adding the ranked thing

2. creating a new game, with the "half sword" canvas, and make it multiplayer

Or the developers will release and disapear?

[pulsar owl]

it saves your progress within a run, yeah. You can't uninstall the game from steam if you wanna delete progress.

Steam saves that data by default.

[pearl coral]

they said when they're done creating the experience they want to it is likely they will attempt to work on a multiplayer system

[gloomy vale]

I’ve tried deleting my data off steam and deleting it

[gloomy vale]

Is there anyway to reset it

[oak olive]

theres a command for this

sam you can do it right

[pulsar owl]

most of the UK is uninhabitable too though amirite? amirite?

[woven depot]

BOY OH BOY, I must start saving SOME MANEY FOR THOSE JUICY MICROTRANSACTIONS, If they need a guy to give ideas give me a call, ill do it for free

[pulsar owl]

wink wink nudge nudge?

[pearl coral]

Inform me of its rune and I shall summon it .

[oak olive]

i forgot 😔

i think blubbery or whoever does it most of the time

[gloomy vale]

I played around w mods and was at the final fight - now I can’t reset it to play normally

[oak olive]

thanks for the tip

[pulsar owl]

you said pitch a tent hahaha. yeah but in fairness you're right. I will say that historically much of nature was trying to kill you in Europe, forests were basically death traps even if you ignored the bandits.

[oak olive]

no

it doesnt

[gloomy vale]

Anyone

[oak olive]

dont believe this, stiff

stick* sorry

[pulsar owl]

Larger landmasses are more inhospitable simply due to the lack of habitation. We no longer consider massive deforestation efforts to be worthwhile, back then they had centuries to do that shit.

[oak olive]

your 4th what

[pulsar owl]

I mean most of the forests in the northeastern US, and pretty much all of Europe, are new growth

[oak olive]

😂 🤣

[pearl coral]

JULU

[pulsar owl]

they grew after we abandoned most of the fields

[oak olive]

never heard of it

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-gregor-clegane-game-of-thrones-mountain-vs-drunk-the-mountain-got-gregor-clegane-gif-5085620039867258042

[gloomy vale]

Anyone…..

[pulsar owl]

Mesopotamia was at one point safer than the UK, it's not a geography thing it's a civilization thing.

[gloomy vale]

HOW DO I RESET MY SAVE DATA

[oak olive]

asks tick

[gloomy vale]

?

[oak olive]

you know what i mean

im not talking t o you

[pulsar owl]

Never overestimate my ability to keep up in a conversation

I am stupider than I look

[oak olive]

Was this a laughable 😐

[pulsar owl]

anyway gn gang happy fourth!!!

[oak olive]

come on be happy stick

[pearl coral]

Yes That Happened To Mine Months Ago

fr

[carmine thistle]

Got this for my birthday

[oak olive]

so fire

[carmine thistle]

Early Early bday

Present

No man

Lol

It's August 21st

[oak olive]

my birthday is before yours haha

also happy birthday

[pearl coral]

4 bridges collapsed, a hospital flooded, and looters started breaking into houses

[carmine thistle]

Texas?

[oak olive]

damn

[pearl coral]

tennessee

[carmine thistle]

Ooh

Damn

[pearl coral]

getting GRIEFED over here breh

[carmine thistle]

My bad

Lmao

Do I have to get the articles

I wouldn't even lol

I'm lazy

[pearl coral]

like 2 different cities had every bridge collapse around them and were isolated from the rest of tennessee for a whole month

[carmine thistle]

Absolutely true

[pearl coral]

the prison down the road from me was flooded like a quarter up the building

[carmine thistle]

Mmmm storms

I'm just talking to myself atp it's okay

[pearl coral]

this is walking distance from me

[carmine thistle]

Oh god

Buddy I stalk storms

Certified

[shadow ginkgo]

I made a thing where you can make a custom creature with melon playground or people playground does anyone wanna join because my friends want more people

[shadow ginkgo]

wanna join it?

Yea

I dont like it but my friends cant afford PPG

or a PC

My other friend uses PPG

How

its fun

you can make stories

and lore

[carmine thistle]

It's not my cup of tea

[shadow ginkgo]

we arent doing that we are making creatures

we have a map and everything

Where I live there is a lot of rain

[edgy wadi]

Midwest vibes

[carmine thistle]

In Ohio

[pearl coral]

the race track near me flooded and people started jet skiing

it's a big evil industrial colosseum

[carmine thistle]

Down in Ohio

[shadow ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/drose-gif-9607127852376444122

[edgy wadi]

Checks out

[shadow ginkgo]

TYOOOO

I CAN SEND GIFS

THIS IS

[pearl coral]

also there's uhh this ting.

[shadow ginkgo]

LEGENDARY

[carmine thistle]

100%

[pearl coral]

i have no idea

[edgy wadi]

There's an eerie beauty to storms in the Midwest

[pearl coral]

no

[pearl coral]

it's called the Sunsphere

[carmine thistle]

Is it a radar?

No

[shadow ginkgo]

No

[edgy wadi]

Idk I've always thought seeing the dark clouds rolling in over plains for miles was beautiful

[shadow ginkgo]

A staring man

[pearl coral]

Sunsphere

it does literally nothing

[carmine thistle]

It's so you can observe the sun from inside isn't it

[pearl coral]

it serves 0 purpose

you cant go inside it

[carmine thistle]

Bruh

There's no way

[shadow ginkgo]

My dawg

[pearl coral]

wait no now there's an observation deck they reopened it

it used to be for a fair, but then the fair ended and it's just stayed here

[carmine thistle]

Make it a weather radar

Or better

[pearl coral]

you can look around from inside it but it's just basically a big tower that doesnt look at anything in particular

[carmine thistle]

A laser

[shadow ginkgo]

Jugular extraction

[carmine thistle]

Pretty rad looking imo

[shadow ginkgo]

The big ben seems lowk mid

js a tower with a clock

[shadow ginkgo]

yea its a cool piece of history but

[pearl coral]

big ben is the bell not the tower

[shadow ginkgo]

js a clock

Yea but its not cool or anything

[pearl coral]

it's also not called the SUNSPHERE so... L...

[shadow ginkgo]

It doesnt have history behind it

Structures with history behind it are actually cool

[carmine thistle]

Yes it does lmao
Big Ben has history

But

It's still mid imo

[shadow ginkgo]

This? this is actually mid

[pearl coral]

who named ts

[carmine thistle]

Ah yes I live in hazard

[pearl coral]

also there's a town north of me called War

also i think Mace

[carmine thistle]

I wanna live in war

Sounda sick

[shadow ginkgo]

We are about to

[carmine thistle]

Fair enough

[shadow ginkgo]

ye

✅

[carmine thistle]

True

[pearl coral]

LITERALLY poundtown

[shadow ginkgo]

War is heinous and I would never want to live in it

[carmine thistle]

Nice

[shadow ginkgo]

the risk of getting bombed like the boston bridge is js NOOO

[pearl coral]

Swords Creek and Maces Spring goes kinda hard tho

[gloomy vale]

How do I reset save data?

[untold wraith]

Im dead why nobody gaf

[pearl coral]

we dont know big dog

[shadow ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fake-false-fact-checked-fact-gif-3692826964065029091

[untold wraith]

Cap

[shadow ginkgo]

My chair wheel rolled over my foot

[carmine thistle]

Owe

[shadow ginkgo]

I have already been destroyed

What is the point in existing without a foot

[carmine thistle]

Hands my man

[shadow ginkgo]

Jugular extraction

[shadow ginkgo]

nvm doesnt hurt anymore

[carmine thistle]

Viable tactic

[untold wraith]

Actively stole my video in front of my own eyes

Herbert

[shadow ginkgo]

No one will believe you

[carmine thistle]

Triple robbery

[shadow ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-gif-21644488

[carmine thistle]

Double*

[shadow ginkgo]

double*

[carmine thistle]

I corrected!

[carmine thistle]

The classic

[shadow ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-dragon-ball-super-jiren-kamehameha-block-gif-15859952892191353283

unfazed

[pearl coral]

i love Clash Royale

[untold wraith]

Gif

I win

[carmine thistle]

I love beamng

[shadow ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/drose-gif-9607127852376444122

[shadow ginkgo]

No

[carmine thistle]

Without a wheel yeah

[shadow ginkgo]

oh but you dont

[untold wraith]

@shadow ginkgo

[carmine thistle]

I love this kind of random bs

[shadow ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1347625873691377674/1348054224872673280/togif.gif

[pearl coral]

my forty year old father will love this one

[untold wraith]

I CAST random cat video

One more for good measure

[untold wraith]

3rd times the charm

Yes

[shadow ginkgo]

FUCKING DANK MEMES IN 2025

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

IT BASICALLY IS

[shadow ginkgo]

@pearl coral BAN THIS INDIVIDUAL NOWWWWW

[untold wraith]

Sam and i chill as hell

[carmine thistle]

We love tomas Shelby

Thomas

[shadow ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-27442765

GOT HIM

[carmine thistle]

I love how you avoided me

Would

[pearl coral]

for what purpose

[shadow ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-metal-gear-solid-scared-solid-snake-gif-26553659

[shadow ginkgo]

He sent nyan cat in this particular year

[carmine thistle]

Sam Fish3r

[shadow ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fake-false-fact-checked-fact-gif-3692826964065029091

[untold wraith]

Im batman

It's true

[shadow ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-metal-gear-solid-scared-solid-snake-gif-26553659

[untold wraith]

You have like 3 memes in cycle rn

Up your game kid

[shadow ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1347625873691377674/1348054224872673280/togif.gif

[shadow ginkgo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1378561108150976552/1390451587255631872/attachment.gif

[pearl coral]

John Halfsword Irl

[carmine thistle]

I got timed out

Don't say bad things guys

[pearl coral]

im actually purchasing plate armor on monday

[untold wraith]

Yikes

[pearl coral]

do not post such things

[shadow ginkgo]

Cool

[carmine thistle]

I hate that shit

[shadow ginkgo]

sorry

[untold wraith]

Domc lost the plot

L man

[shadow ginkgo]

how

[pearl coral]

it fits over fencing gear

[carmine thistle]

I have no plot

[pearl coral]

[untold wraith]

U lost

It's alright

Can't win em all kid

Anyway

[shadow ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-mgs-mgs3-metal-gear-solid-che-gif-793405683592836141

[pearl coral]

pretty neat

[carmine thistle]

I just realized your pfp

[shadow ginkgo]

why does thy see a beard under ur headwear

[carmine thistle]

Now all I hear is neegan from twd

[pearl coral]

its not my headwear

it's one of the people who made the product

i do not have a beard

[shadow ginkgo]

mb

[edgy wadi]

My condolences for your wallet

[shadow ginkgo]

thought you were 32

[pearl coral]

and my headwear is painted cooler...

[shadow ginkgo]

in 1/3

exactly

[pearl coral]

it comes out to about 700 something bucks because it's mild steel and for fencing so it doesnt really have to protect my life as much because i have stuff under it

375 canadian dollars

so like 275 USD

[edgy wadi]

Ohh ok wow that's really not bad at all

[shadow ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-real-true-fact-checked-fact-gif-6343207587503842551

[untold wraith]

I know my stuff

[storm fern]

Did someone mention fnaf?

[shadow ginkgo]

me too

[pearl coral]

like tackle ??

[carmine thistle]

Lol

[storm fern]

Time to manifest my Destiney

[pearl coral]

i think probably not, because if you get stabbed while you're trying to tackle it might very well just go through your equipment

[carmine thistle]

[untold wraith]

Political

[shadow ginkgo]

Only one I could find about MERICA

sorry

I dont like politics

[untold wraith]

Sam

Execute him

[pearl coral]

you could probably do a variation of that

[shadow ginkgo]

NO WAIT

[untold wraith]

NOW

[pearl coral]

you can do leg takedowns and stuff but it kind of needs to be in the context of sword fighting

[shadow ginkgo]

Did I just hear something about takedowns?

Ye nvm im not doin allat

[pearl coral]

historical european martial arts

[carmine thistle]

Man'o'wisdom

[shadow ginkgo]

I do jujitsu and im gonna do boxxing soon

[pearl coral]

here is me being pwned

"what animal is the pink panther" type question

[untold wraith]

Sam is history stimming

[pearl coral]

YES

[shadow ginkgo]

which one are you?

[pearl coral]

the one that gets euthanized

[carmine thistle]

They smooth with it too

[shadow ginkgo]

and thats a lot of coats

[pearl coral]

in the first one he half swords me !

he is considerably better than i am and 10 years older and 100 pounds heavier

[untold wraith]

A lot of cheese

[shadow ginkgo]

You need to stop panic rolling and dodging

ur not gonna defeat the boss if you keep doing that

maybe main cleric

too

[pearl coral]

wdym

[carmine thistle]

Could I go fight with my 70lbs lotr anduril replica

[shadow ginkgo]

That really is

5000 cheezes

[pearl coral]

no

[carmine thistle]

I thought not lol

[shadow ginkgo]

You got a lot of stuff on

[untold wraith]

Chat too active

[pearl coral]

here is him losing

[shadow ginkgo]

I wouldve done that too

[pearl coral]

head or torso 2 points
limbs 1 point

if you both hit each other at the same time with swords clashing no points (closed double)
if you both hit each other at the same time but your swords arent even touching you both get penalized (open double)
if you hit the other guy but he still gets an attack off within a reasonable margin of reaction time points are reduced (afterblow)

[pearl coral]

also, you can use a dagger, you can grapple, and you can employ controlled takedowns

[pearl coral]

presenting a threat counts as 1 point as a followup to a takedown or grapple

[shadow ginkgo]

I do a lot of grappling

[carmine thistle]

How does dagger work if you can't stab

[pearl coral]

striking with a dagger only affords points if you only strike once with it

[pearl coral]

you can stab

[carmine thistle]

Okayyy

[pearl coral]

yes

but if it strikes with the flat of the blade it's discounted

no

[untold wraith]

Should

Until death

[carmine thistle]

Real

[untold wraith]

I miss the 1400's

[pearl coral]

buhurt is like this but they use 100 pound metal equipment that isnt accurate and they fight until somebody falls down

[untold wraith]

Mfs didn't care

[carmine thistle]

I wanna do this

Goals

[pearl coral]

mfs did care and there were fencing institutions that banned stabbing because it killed too many people

[untold wraith]

"wanna fight to the death? Yeah sure"

[pearl coral]

i DONT because buhurt SUCKS

harnischfechten FTW

[cloud yacht]

Mushroom burger

[shadow ginkgo]

SPEAARRRRR

PHALANX

[carmine thistle]

I wanna do it at least once, and then do 1v1's till death

[pearl coral]

they dont even have weapons long enough to phalanx with lmao

[untold wraith]

"because of people dying". They had to be stopped from how much they didn't care

[shadow ginkgo]

ik :((

[pearl coral]

there are a crap ton of bull regulations that hardly affect anything

[shadow ginkgo]

Then use fake swords

[pearl coral]

they sometimes try and enforce "historical" armor and sometimes dont, either way the armor is ahistorical

[pearl coral]

they learned at some point

[shadow ginkgo]

Literally use fake swords

[shadow ginkgo]

Ok

[untold wraith]

@shadow ginkgo here's another cat video

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/beaman-man-gif-20909944

[shadow ginkgo]

ur cat video made me loose to helmet head

[shadow ginkgo]

But its still nice anyway

[untold wraith]

Nice huh?

Idc

Im better

American football

Ew

[pearl coral]

this is much more goated than buhurt ...

[shadow ginkgo]

WDYM

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-red-dead-redemption-red-dead-redemption-2-merdasita-love-live-gif-14523667367201203115

[untold wraith]

Ragebaiting

Ez

[carmine thistle]

Jousting is scary

Ik that's not that

[untold wraith]

Is that John

[pearl coral]

yeah that's kolbenturnier

[pearl coral]

jousting is only scary if you have stupid modern ill fitting gear like a lot of jousters for some reason use

[untold wraith]

Sam

[pearl coral]

yes Captain Misinfo?

[untold wraith]

You kinda talking to yourself atp

And that's on everything

[pearl coral]

i am directly replying to Fated Te Rusticus

[carmine thistle]

Exactly

[untold wraith]

That's my alt

I didn't want you to feel bad

[carmine thistle]

Mf

[drowsy finch]

Mhm :)

[carmine thistle]

Fruad

Fraud

[pearl coral]

my sword is so cool ! unfortunately it's all dinged up !

[untold wraith]

I CAST overweight man

Wrong video but still works

[pearl coral]

he's a dang good grappler i just need to figure out how to keep my distance better

he wins easier when he pushes the advantage

i need to retreat more . . .

[untold wraith]

I meant to send this

[prisma aurora]

hope everyone is having a good day

[lofty kindle]

No argument from me that is savage.

[pearl coral]

one day.... one day....

[untold wraith]

I'd never thought I'd see the day

A genuine conversation

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/human-league-the-things-that-dreams-are-made-of-new-wave-synthpop-phil-oakey-gif-19445301

[untold wraith]

Take photos everyone it's a beautiful sight

[shadow ginkgo]

MERICAN football is fun

[untold wraith]

You still on that?

[shadow ginkgo]

Sorry

[untold wraith]

Be better

[shadow ginkgo]

I had to get taco bell for my mom

[lofty kindle]

How is the fanum tax on this day of our rizzler ohio nation of skibidi?

[shadow ginkgo]

No

Doordash

cause my mom is tired from driving

[untold wraith]

Yes?

I can't say ANY of those words

[shadow ginkgo]

Why....

What gain is there in brainrot spewed out of thy mouth

what advantage do you gain from such heresy

[untold wraith]

Calm down pal

Very scary

[lofty kindle]

@lost palm

[pearl coral]

absolutely butchered the name my goodness

MABHBHGHWAHFHWHWKRAOJIKFOIWHFOAWFNOAGAWLKFNAOWJKNDWJA (#1 WAM1213 K19841984)

[shadow ginkgo]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-metal-gear-solid-scared-solid-snake-gif-26553659

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/juno-michael-cera-paulie-bleeker-ellen-page-juno-mac-guff-gif-4907831

[pearl coral]

all of them do

it saddens me

life is cruel

the world is an unforgiving mistress Stizz.