general-catfish-🐱🐟

[rancid reef]

Buh bye

[pearl coral]

hello stizz

[rancid reef]

I feel your pain steeze

[zenith dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304944770279407740/1389692999986057226/copy_447D0F35-FC0B-4F9F-8D30-F6F0600C1C43.gif

[rancid reef]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-7107264540211859015

[gloomy urchin]

imagine not having inner monologue

[pearl coral]

half sword's own Mud introduced me to this song y'all should CHEGGITOUT

https://open.spotify.com/track/15l4Zt6gV14wHkd0yXCdU7?si=21893bf8fc5c4cce

[rancid reef]

Not having an inner monologue means easy thinning of the population

[zenith dirge]

THE VOICES

[rancid reef]

How can you have depressed thoughts without inner monologue

Checkmate

Off to the guillotine

[pearl coral]

i've heard that even if you dont have an inner monologue you still get powerful... vibes

it's more like general emotional brooding over a broad topic than a chain of thoughts and words

[rancid reef]

Maybe they're just astrologists

They're empaths

[zenith dirge]

this is me (i can speak english, united states language, british, and austrailian)

[gloomy urchin]

why say united states language and not american

[zenith dirge]

which america?

north or south

[gloomy urchin]

good point

[rancid reef]

The good one (kidding)

But which is the good one

Hmmm

[zenith dirge]

the one without canada

[rancid reef]

Ah yes

[zenith dirge]

THE ONE WITHOUT ME IN IT

[rancid reef]

They do have good culture in south america

[zenith dirge]

they have these in bolivia\

alot of them

[rancid reef]

Love those little guys

Not so little but

Like giant rolly pollys

[zenith dirge]

i even have a bolivian one

[pearl coral]

Is this the best medieval game of all time? Experts seem to think so.

[rancid reef]

Some of the cutest bugs for sure

I don't want to see the underneath of them though

[rancid reef]

That's halfsword right

Similar realistic art style

[pearl coral]

yes

ultra low graphics

[rancid reef]

I see i see

[gloomy urchin]

someone please explain

[rancid reef]

It reads that you're going to explode in 3 seconds

[gloomy urchin]

liar

[rancid reef]

I did lie

It's 3 minutes

Just wanted to scare you

[gloomy urchin]

liar

[lime harness]

have this gif :3

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358752811657330700/1367043819681353818/togif-23.gif

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/tenma-breakdancing-gif-16122729199341302361

[drowsy finch]

!

[gloomy urchin]

haii rali

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/dumping-trash-daniel-labelle-frustrated-garbage-trash-gif-27186872

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209043

[drowsy finch]

I miss Voxel. I miss her a lot.

[gloomy urchin]

sorry to hear that

[drowsy finch]

We sould do a mutiny :)

[rancid reef]

I did lie

[forest falcon]

p

[woven dew]

update when

[forest falcon]

soon

lmao

[echo arrow]

Quick question

Would it be cruel if I showed a group of Amish ppl an AI video of a country getting invaded by aliens?

[fickle otter]

I would say no

They are anabaptist they deserve it

[echo arrow]

I joined an Amish discord server

Worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me

I’m actually disgusted by the shit I saw

[pearl coral]

[unreal bay]

They aren't supposed to be online

No technology right

[sharp dust]

how does that even work?

i thought they dont use technology??

[gloomy urchin]

who are amishes

[unreal bay]

Yes

[gloomy urchin]

that sounds both stupid and smart at the same time

just become a farmer or a lumber atp

[unreal bay]

They use technology

Amish aren't allowed to

No TV, phones ect

[gloomy urchin]

ok so they are amishes whenever that profits them

the discord server ones

[unreal bay]

Unless newer gen are relaxing or something

[unreal bay]

Maybe they are Amish rp servers

[gloomy urchin]

hear me out

they "identify" as amishes

[echo arrow]

This was a Amish server for ppl tryna escape

It was hell..

[gloomy urchin]

ohh

[echo arrow]

I was in hell..

[gloomy urchin]

wait they force that shit upon children?

[echo arrow]

Amish is like a community

That don’t use technology

Some ppl don’t like it

[pearl coral]

what part of the show is that from

i dont remember that

[gloomy urchin]

walter overcooked

invented new drug

[echo arrow]

I’m traumatized

By that discord

Never will I join an Amish server

[gloomy urchin]

hmm its 4pm

[echo arrow]

Let this be a warning to y’all

[gloomy urchin]

its time for lunch

[drowsy finch]

Tuco shootout

[pearl coral]

OHHHH

yeah

been a while

gosh the first season is so peak

[gloomy urchin]

sam

hi

[pearl coral]

hi

[gloomy urchin]

how are you

[pearl coral]

mid

[gloomy urchin]

why

[rancid reef]

buh

[pearl coral]

unproductive

[gloomy urchin]

u dont need to be productive all the time

[pearl coral]

i have a lot of crap i need to get done

[gloomy urchin]

i demand you get a treat

[unreal bay]

Uncooked pasta

[rancid reef]

yummy

[civic turtle]

ok

[gloomy urchin]

on unrelated note oatmeals go really hard in bakery

[unreal bay]

Oatedmeals

[gloomy urchin]

also honeysuckle absolutely sucks in bakery

[unreal bay]

Why eat plant

Obviously it sucks

[gloomy urchin]

maybe im just not a fan of berries in general but that shit is so bitter

[gloomy urchin]

this

[unreal bay]

Raisins peak

[unreal bay]

Never had this

[gloomy urchin]

i was told theyre like blueberries

but i lwk call bs

[stuck beacon]

who tf is Amish

[gloomy urchin]

refuse technology embrace monkey

[stuck beacon]

📠 , 🚫 🖨️

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/amish-donut-amish-donut-horse-gif-4250064394732373629

[stuck beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/tomascore-horse-horsey-sad-horse-rain-horse-gif-334990245435279069

no gif perms 🔥

[unreal bay]

Embden fyyle

[gloomy urchin]

loser

[stuck beacon]

shut yo bitch ass up

[gloomy urchin]

:(

[stuck beacon]

im sorry

[unreal bay]

What if he's a male?

[stuck beacon]

its in general ig

shut yo human ass up

[gloomy urchin]

what gender am i

[unreal bay]

Man male

[pearl coral]

mailman

[stuck beacon]

what if its a dog

[unreal bay]

Last time i checked that is

[unreal bay]

Maleman

[gloomy urchin]

ugh fine

[unreal bay]

🙂

Shovel male/man 📬

[gloomy urchin]

we need to normalize cloaks

[stuck beacon]

what about peasantman

[unreal bay]

We have cloaks at home

Towels

[stuck beacon]

ya'll tryna be batman or sum

[gloomy urchin]

no fuck batman

hollow knight cloak

[unreal bay]

Why fuck batman?

He didn't do anything

[gloomy urchin]

stinky

[unreal bay]

Stinky bat

[stuck beacon]

too much fax

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077

[stuck beacon]

yo wtf thats me

[unreal bay]

Ur famous

[stuck beacon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164133355583967293/1304280041563361340/3dgifmaker12663.gif

[unreal bay]

The guh? Cat

[stuck beacon]

no way

[unreal bay]

Embden fyyle

[stuck beacon]

nuh uh

[gloomy urchin]

if i changed gender how would u tell

[stuck beacon]

i can tell

i always tell

[gloomy urchin]

i hope god doesnt forgive you

[stuck beacon]

damn wtf chill

outta nowhere mf hit me with the '' i hope you rot in hell'' like chill

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/mimi-gif-16582636102577608172

[unreal bay]

DNA test?

[stuck beacon]

i know how

check whats in your pants

[gloomy urchin]

no in this server

[unreal bay]

Willie test

[stuck beacon]

the classic willie test

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1232734882346565727/1378076096788037642/sex-3300-3300.GIF

[gloomy urchin]

elaborate!!

[ivory fjord]

you test if there is willie

that is all

[gloomy urchin]

that would be sexual assault

try again

[stuck beacon]

you do it yourself

[ivory fjord]

i never said waht kinda willie

[unreal bay]

You fight first boss in one time win, you male.

You lose multiple times u no male ez

[gloomy urchin]

he sucks dawg

how does one lose to him

[ivory fjord]

if not male then that means you a beta

everyone knows women dont exist ofc

[civic turtle]

when is half sword getting released

[unreal bay]

Yes

[gloomy urchin]

i beat him witb bare hands

[unreal bay]

Q4

[unreal bay]

Rough

[gloomy urchin]

hes unironically a monkey with an axe

[stuck beacon]

they should add a female character to hs, so its Willie and Barbara

[unreal bay]

Willie, and Wilhelmina

[gloomy urchin]

we all know how bad that could go

[stuck beacon]

Willie and Willamina

[unreal bay]

Dw we won't add woman's being able to get hurt, or fight

We respect men

[stuck beacon]

what do they do then

[unreal bay]

I mean woman

[unreal bay]

Watch

[stuck beacon]

yuh

[gloomy urchin]

canceled

[unreal bay]

Nouuuu

[stuck beacon]

next update they should add people watching u fight from up there

[unreal bay]

The void watches

[gloomy urchin]

the god

[unreal bay]

The white cube

[stuck beacon]

he be lurkin n stalkin

what the fuck is that

[gloomy urchin]

what am i looking at

[unreal bay]

You need help

[stuck beacon]

Megamind taking megadih

[unreal bay]

ETM dispatched

[ivory fjord]

that was an experience

[echo arrow]

You guys are acting like I just sent a video of ppl dying

[gloomy urchin]

checking phone gallery once in a while is fun

[unreal bay]

Jajajaja

[stuck beacon]

oh shii

[gloomy urchin]

can we revoke his embed perms

[unreal bay]

I agree

[stuck beacon]

Go naked, Willie style.

[unreal bay]

2

[gloomy urchin]

whatever will make me survive

[unreal bay]

Third option

[stuck beacon]

a glock perhaps

[unreal bay]

Armor can be bullet proof

[stuck beacon]

so scary

[stuck beacon]

sometimes

[unreal bay]

Use hammer

[pearl coral]

is that matt ledford's kit

[unreal bay]

Gmod my beloved

[stuck beacon]

c'mon how can he get to have perms and i dont

he just sent a video of Santa throwing it back

[gloomy urchin]

@idle crest explain

[unreal bay]

Bogus

[gloomy urchin]

oh nvrm i misremembered

u donnt do C

[unreal bay]

I do vfx

[stuck beacon]

where do they do those medieval style champion fights

that looks like fun

[echo arrow]

Hopefully this makes up for everything I’ve done

[stuck beacon]

where i live they do em like that but its just a bunch of methheads outside a 7 eleven with machetes

no armor

[gloomy urchin]

oh yeah write me a house in obj file without using blender

[stuck beacon]

aw shit, England?

thats really far away for me lol

[gloomy urchin]

can i pretend youre wrong

[stuck beacon]

im from Mexico

[gloomy urchin]

sorry to hear that

[unreal bay]

v -0.5 -0.5 0.5
v 0.5 -0.5 0.5
v 0.5 0.5 0.5
v -0.5 0.5 0.5
v -0.5 -0.5 -0.5
v 0.5 -0.5 -0.5
v 0.5 0.5 -0.5
v -0.5 0.5 -0.5

f 1 2 3 4

f 8 7 6 5

f 2 6 7 3

f 5 1 4 8

f 4 3 7 8

f 5 6 2 1

#fucku

[gloomy urchin]

looks like a cube

[unreal bay]

I love house cubes

[stuck beacon]

tf is ya'll talking bout

[unreal bay]

.obj

[stuck beacon]

that sounds like fun

[unreal bay]

Yes with my shining knight

[gloomy urchin]

am i only one that feels like movies' plot is too fast

[unreal bay]

[ivory fjord]

i wish i could afford a shiny knight

most are just borne into that role tho

aint no peasents like me becoming shiny knights

if anything ill just die a squire

and thats just best case scenario

wholy dependant on where you live lol

some places minimum wage is fine, other places its a joke

lol

yeah, thatll do it too

that it is, but not much one can do to fix that

not everyone gets to make that decision

you should be happy you got parents to help you

well, i dont mean to sound jealous when i say that ofc

just that not everyone gets to use that card yknow

[gloomy urchin]

aint that why people get roommates

[ivory fjord]

not so different. generational households is the hotness in most countries id say

[ivory fjord]

id rather not have to spend my life with people who dont align to my life

some people can make it work

flora does not, so they live alone

[gloomy urchin]

what if work in military

[ivory fjord]

lol, nameless told people whove said the same thing. the military sometimes beats the ego out of you

sometimes.

if i were to redo my life id go into the airforce and do aircraft maintenance or something. easy to get jobs like that outside

[unreal bay]

Shit he has a brother too

Jeezus Christt

[ivory fjord]

thats double the previous estimate!

i have 1 full sibling

and thats enough for me lol

[gloomy urchin]

i have none and i wonder whether im lucky or nah

[unreal bay]

He HAS 3??

We are doomed

[echo arrow]

I have 3 older siblings, I’m the youngest

[ivory fjord]

yes and no. having a sibling is nice cuz theyre there to confide in when your parents would not or could not

[unreal bay]

Oh phew

[unreal bay]

Same bro

[echo arrow]

Well like, my siblings were born in the 90s

So there old

[ivory fjord]

but, thats dependant on the parenting, bad parents ruin sibling relationships, and good ones can nurture it

[unreal bay]

Machoman

[gloomy urchin]

how does onee go to the gym everyday

are you not aware of rest days

[unreal bay]

Going and doing is separate

[ivory fjord]

you sound like theres personal bias behind saying that

[gloomy urchin]

then why go gym in the first place

[ivory fjord]

oh, lol

i suppose there was

[unreal bay]

Hit on weights

[gloomy urchin]

then that counts as doing

[ivory fjord]

experience does not mean you arent biased lol

i experienced negative things in my life that does not mean i am anti biased

i do, trust me lmao

this is not the sorta pissing contest you need to have

[unreal bay]

2 days rest

[ivory fjord]

siblings have purpose and value if you choose to find value in them

[unreal bay]

5 days going

[gloomy urchin]

i heard 3 is enough no?

[unreal bay]

Depends on your goals

[gloomy urchin]

healthy either way so

[ivory fjord]

they are the same if you are drawing solely upon your personal experiences and not at the world of other data points being missed. just because YOU have a shaky relationship with your brother doesnt mean all sibling relationships are net losses. you might be DIFFERENT, and lead DIFFERENT lives as a result.

[unreal bay]

Better to move than not to

[ivory fjord]

that doesnt mean you cant change that

all that tells me is youre unwilling to

[unreal bay]

Bulk up champ

[ivory fjord]

shit maybe even brother would be willing to help

[gloomy urchin]

i was told to gain 4 kilos in 2 months

such a bait

[ivory fjord]

am flora, today you are wrong

bask in it

[gloomy urchin]

do u want me to bait back

[ivory fjord]

damn i feel so small compared to the kid with brother issues lol

i hope you change that tho

[gloomy urchin]

remember that one time when you said everybody on the internet argues for what they want to be right and not whats actually right

[ivory fjord]

who knows, maybe you have more in common with em

[gloomy urchin]

are you sure about that

[ivory fjord]

people take arguements way too personally these days

[gloomy urchin]

did you do yoyr research or was it chatgpt

that doesnt answer the question

[ivory fjord]

its almost like people argue for the sake of being outraged

[gloomy urchin]

link your sources

thats not a source thats a statement

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-raiden-senator-armstrong-source-gif-25038929

what a topic to segway into

[gloomy urchin]

how hard is it to get 4 kilos of pure muscle in 2 months

[ivory fjord]

as hard as you make it

you def gonna have to start going to the gym in the next 2 weeks tho

work on them legs

[gloomy urchin]

i do

coach told thats the goal

get em 4 kilos in 2 months

[ivory fjord]

doit and aim for slight gains and the weight will follow

[gloomy urchin]

legs will kill me

[mellow mist]

My chud life

[mellow mist]

Gymcel chud

[gloomy urchin]

wow i eat alot actually

rate this

[restive trench]

mid play Lionhearts: Crusade and join the order of assassins

[unreal bay]

Airsoft dude

[dry shale]

The dude from modern warfare

[ivory fjord]

he wishes

[warm goblet]

thats clearly lindsey lohan in drag

[ivory fjord]

that cant be a brand new sentence

[warm goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/nuts-love-slap-chop-gif-4811724

[lunar stream]

i forgot how good gmod can look

[rich glacier]

Hot chicken 🥵🍗
Tell me what you're missin' 🤔
Kiss another man 💋👨 while I'm workin' in the kitchen 🍳

[stable wren]

what did italian knight shields look like again?

wasn't it like yellow and blue?

[gloomy crest]

remove pitchforks

[rich glacier]

Why ?

But also yes

[gloomy crest]

they just dont fit with the rest of the peasent weapons,theres already a long ranged weapon,the hoe,and its more fairly balances as well.every weapon can be blocked but the pitchfork cant.its a blade weapon in the peasent class and doesnt fit with the knife.its poorly balanced and the blunt force from it is as strong as a mace from the commoner class

it just isnt right for the game

[rich glacier]

I concur !

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/katsunori-seal-tokkari-center-disbelief-gif-10724696339060589498

[severe leaf]

askim\_92957

Server Avatar

[forest falcon]

goblin

https://tenor.com/view/sir-your-family-is-dead-jerma-meme-jerma-sus-guy-jerma985-gif-24995040

https://tenor.com/view/toniodiggy-jerma-slop-slurry-may-thee-be-drowned-in-the-slop-gif-9027574297140021597

[wary cliff]

what da helly

[gloomy crest]

how the devs feel refusing to remove pitchforks after every player begs them to

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-yes-smirk-smile-gif-14696495

[wanton portal]

why doesnt the peasant/farmer class have a machete

https://tenor.com/view/danny-trejo-el-paso-machette-bell-pepper-cutting-gif-27544243

[gloomy crest]

ong

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-luna-eat-gif-3997701764820700221

[rich glacier]

Can we just get flail 😦

Puhlease

[indigo hare]

Only the weak beg for removal. Real Willie’s find a way around them 😤

[gloomy crest]

hop off willies willie

[indigo hare]

Literally never

[slate summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129905473521451118/1258342890745106432/87cb67bc8aa8818c.gif

[forest falcon]

animal cruelty

[slate summit]

https://tenor.com/view/tauntaun-get-your-own-gif-25934071

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/onimai-cute-anime-girl-smile-smiling-dancing-dance-trans-transgender-gif-3516690546094625230

im very eepy lately

[small spoke]

What

literally no one begged for it to be removed but a couple of people 💔

[indigo hare]

All of the feedback posts for them either only have 2 or 3 upvotes or negative reactions lmao

[wind geode]

I finally did it

this was NOT fun

on Veteran

[gloomy crest]

HURRY UP AND ADD MULTIPLAYER THESE NPCS ARE SO BORING IN FISTFIGHTS

[pulsar owl]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/823246225657823253/1211098255350304939/attachment-5.gif

[gloomy crest]

i literally just no diffed like 19 willies in fight fights

fist fights*

i hate the part at the tipmof bananas

[scarlet cradle]

ragebait used to be believable 😔

[spark quartz]

Now do WAW

[thorny maple]

why do i keep crouching without even touching the ctrl button...

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/shellshock-thousand-yard-stare-what-wtf-bro-gif-13085994373754983931

[small spoke]

Hello gentlemen

[spark quartz]

Nicotine

[small spoke]

Silly head

[gloomy crest]

i love throwing chairs during spoilance or at the first boss

its genuinely so funny

[spark quartz]

Thats me dude thats me!!!!

[sacred arch]

Good morning

[gloomy urchin]

meow

[dusky hazel]

luggage

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/fortune-cookie-fortune-cookie-pukeko-pukeko-big-feet-bird-with-big-feet-gif-2288357031260009099

[gloomy crest]

whens the enxt upodate

[dusky hazel]

it'll be ready when its ready

[forest falcon]

AAAAA get this thing away from me

[spark quartz]

DAMMMMMNNNNNNNN

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-horror-nope-face-lift-gif-5590752

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/pukeko-baby-pukeko-bird-big-feet-baby-bird-gif-17348863752699685649

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-stewie-scared-scary-wtf-was-that-gif-13573361

[lunar stream]

one does not simply dislike the pukeko

[forest falcon]

pukekophobia

[thorny maple]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-bird-bird-legs-zorpalod-undertale-gif-5158329966410585876

bweh

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-bear-gif-27591347

https://tenor.com/view/gigi-il-pirlo-gif-7791227938665575149

[stuck hollow]

🗿

js got a grimace shake in Ukraine

kinda mid

[scarlet cradle]

Something feels off here...

[royal epoch]

Morning chat

[cosmic rain]

Big steppa

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[dusky hazel]

hes staring at you

[dusky hazel]

i wish i had this a s a pet

[scarlet cradle]

I meant our profiles 😔

[dusky hazel]

oh.

[scarlet cradle]

we're both minos

[royal epoch]

Oh god no

NOT MINOS

YOU TOOK 3 WEEKS OF MY LIFE

[scarlet cradle]

UMD difficulty, you need to fight 2 now.

[royal epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-hole-brave-daredevil-gif-7881831

[dusky hazel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEygdtRRPhM

[royal epoch]

NOT TODAY

[dusky hazel]

v2 vs v1 type shih

[lunar stream]

zoom (the app)

[cosmic rain]

Do not say that forsaken name

[worldly vapor]

im thinking you should just stay home and watch reels all day

[spark quartz]

Xatchery

[astral ether]

Hello chat, how are we all doing today

Hey silly head lol

[smoky portal]

Hello

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/875501266640457812/1289712018600886344/ED3DD882-D6A3-4F6F-8256-A836F26999E2.gif

[gloomy urchin]

i ma going to sleep

meownight everynyapony

[astral ether]

I was going to say something nice until I saw you’re still doing that bit

Now I will simply not say it

[gloomy urchin]

i hope your pillow turns into rock

[astral ether]

It will not happen

You can hope all you like, but it will not come to pass, I am sorry to disappoint

[gloomy urchin]

i will ask a wizard to make it happen for a bag of cheetos

[gloomy crest]

Hi hi everybody

[cosmic rain]

Yo gurt

[lunar stream]

ralle

[spark quartz]

Hello Mr. Mothia mafia moffia

[spark quartz]

Bad Xatchery

[cosmic rain]

Rali?

[lunar stream]

SHEEP???

[dim lion]

we doin
Big Pimpin spendin cheese

we doin
Big Pimpin on BLABs🗣️

https://tenor.com/view/camel-animal-jay-z-jay-z-funny-jay-z-stare-gif-27313335

[astral ether]

I’m gonna be honest, factorio has always conceptually appealed more to me than satisfactory, though I know they’re literally the same concept, just different in execution

[dim lion]

this is astoundingly peak
https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/s/6cL9J4oFZI

[astral ether]

That’s fair

[hushed whale]

Yall guess what

[dim lion]

whar

[worldly vapor]

torgan

[lunar stream]

chicken butt

[wheat brook]

Butt

[dim lion]

YOO it was my friends bday yesterday I need this

Yoink

@gusty geode crodie take a break

[cosmic rain]

Ts pmo ❤️

[hard swallow]

Ever heard of a job

[cosmic rain]

STOPPP MAKE IT STOPPPP 😭😭PLELEASSSEE

[spark quartz]

What? Job?

[fresh vine]

please censor

[hard swallow]

job

job

job

[fresh vine]

AGHHHHH

[dim lion]

RIGHT? its really well done.

Some people on Reddit actually think it's an animation and I can't tell if they're being ironic or not

[worldly vapor]

THIS IS AMAZING

[dim lion]

I guess he had a full kit but he outgrew it so this is what he was left with 😭😭

unrealistic, did not bruise spine by backing up into a fence

[worldly vapor]

what evidence isthere for these kinds of pollaxe butts?

[dim lion]

this sounds very much like a @pearl coral question

SAMMY BOY

[plain scroll]

Summon the Samuel

[worldly vapor]

it really doesnt help all the museums only take a picture of the head and not the butt

[dim lion]

Samuel summoning ritual

[worldly vapor]

also what is this

[dim lion]

a bastardized poleaxe

[dim lion]

what in the kahoots

[worldly vapor]

shits crazy

[plain scroll]

https://wiktenauer.com/wiki/Talhoffer_Fechtbuch_(MS_Thott.290.2º)

Some buttspike hooks in here

[plain scroll]

Including this one

[cosmic rain]

J slur

[spark quartz]

Hi mantic

My pal from the pond

[spark quartz]

Job?

[cosmic rain]

STOP

MODS BAN SILLY HEAD

[astral ether]

I should get back to playing quasimorph at some point, I know the game has been getting updates as of late

[astral ether]

salad tragedy

[worldly vapor]

this subreddit is peak irony

LOL

[indigo hare]

looking like hes bullying his little cousin

[plain scroll]

Hi silly head my friend from across the pond

[spark quartz]

That's me!

[worldly vapor]

working hard or hardly working?

[spark quartz]

Trying to do the latter at all times

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/kung-fu-black-guy-homeless-guy-gif-12306843104510607338

[indigo hare]

If you stopped trying to climb ladders you would have more time to work

[frosty stratus]

10/10 steam game ngl

https://tenor.com/view/george-washington-gif-13524277

also george washington driving a dodge challenger is not historically accurate

[indigo hare]

You’re right he would drive a mustang

[drowsy finch]

That’s actually not true

[frosty stratus]

shh... shh...

[indigo hare]

Get it..cause mustang..horse..

[frosty stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-syaos-british-english-ts-pmo-gif-18322740700124619850

historically accurate s!bau

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-gif-2367503443411304232

[frosty stratus]

actually now that i think of this i found the perfect gif for this

https://tenor.com/view/nxs-cube-cornball-ball-corn-gif-2361257093465839159

[indigo hare]

I don’t get it

Now I get it

[frosty stratus]

cornball

[indigo hare]

Youre calling me a cornball

[frosty stratus]

yes

[spark quartz]

You are that tho

[frosty stratus]

-# (Change that line to silly head getting banned)

[indigo hare]

Change that line to silly head getting banned

[spark quartz]

Evil

[indigo hare]

I try to emulate how you would mod

[frosty stratus]

there

[indigo hare]

Thanks, you did great

[frosty stratus]

yes

[spark quartz]

haha sure pal

[frosty stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/oran-joose-orange-juice-oran-joos-gif-11278391917753314324

ngl i might actually get warned for disturbing content for sending that gif 😭

[indigo hare]

My cat is a better pet than anyone else’s pet, your pets are lame

I just want everyone to know that

[frosty stratus]

how dare you say that to mini

this silly gnoopert

[indigo hare]

Does your rabbit greet you at the door whenever you come home, flopping over on his back for belly rubs?!

[plain scroll]

Nuh uh

[frosty stratus]

yes

now you made him sad

[indigo hare]

Pics or didn’t happen

[frosty stratus]

HOW DARE YOU. i start thy petition to demote this unfine sire!

[indigo hare]

Threatening moderation? Donezo

[frosty stratus]

Nuuuuu

https://tenor.com/view/baby-lock-in-run-running-gif-16577210420137675867

but im locking in fine sire

you have to believe in the process

[indigo hare]

Anime summer season starts today..

[gloomy musk]

if it was in half sword : "Pray, cease thy raucous tongue, thou scurrilous knave."

[frosty stratus]

ngl half sword sounds like a fire ass name for an anime

[frosty stratus]

i asked chatgpt and it told me it was "Hold thy cursed tongue, thou base-born knave."

[gloomy musk]

that is the more modern one

[frosty stratus]

can someone confirm? (i told it to write it in 1450's english

aka somewhere when half sword is based

[gloomy musk]

my chatgpt said this ''The style imitates English from the late 1500s to early 1600s, the Elizabethan era, when William Shakespeare was writing"

[frosty stratus]

oh

[frosty stratus]

I love it when chatgpt contradicts itself

[frosty stratus]

I might not be able to see the baths or the beds. But he looks chill asf.

[gloomy musk]

this aint the memes channel

[drowsy finch]

That is a guy, not apartments.

[astral ether]

chatgpt :(

me when I use the llm that returns an approximation of available text, and is even known to hallucinate false details, as a search engine

why are you inserting an unreliable middleman 😭

[smoky mica]

someone give me an og role

[robust sentinel]

they shud stop making breastplates and drop an update fr
ts pmo 🥀

[verbal aurora]

A fight with a lord in his office?

[hard swallow]

Inside a medieval bathroom

[agile nymph]

Catfish

[gloomy crest]

For the wip is in the abyss

[sharp dust]

[atomic thistle]

They better let me beat people to death either the cabinet

[dim lion]

thank goodness, I almost forgot to react.

[lofty kindle]

Early Access is coming soon.

[split iron]

MCWONDER, THANK YOU FOR NOT SHOWING US ANOTHER SHIELD. WE ARE OUT OF THE TRENCHES

[smoky mica]

what did i do

[vale ivy]

THE ERA OF THE WIP SHIELD IS OVER >:V WE GOT FURNITURE!

[smoky mica]

thats so mean

[cobalt nymph]

They should add a church that's being invaded map, with that thingy in there

[agile nymph]

I think it would be in an arena map kind a like the old Gauntlet

[sharp flare]

Will the furniture deal damage when hit?

[lofty kindle]

More shields coming SOON!

[smoky mica]

im gonna report you to the scp secret laboratory staff

[sharp dust]

What if you could pick up the cabinet and bash people with it

[agile nymph]

Like a great hall

[twin wren]

Serious question is the work in progress channel ragebait?

[sharp dust]

Embed fail

[flat widget]

Lowkey thought it would be another breastplate

[smoky mica]

yes

definitely it is bro

[vale ivy]

THAT WUD BE OSOM! >:V

[lofty kindle]

Not intened as no.

[dim lion]

I summon PAVISE

[cursive abyss]

went from making shield skins and armor skins to furniture

[agile nymph]

YEAHHH

[gloomy musk]

How might I insert yon symbols of mirth into thy missive, thou scoundrel?

[sharp flare]

I hope they make the furnitures do hella damage

[fading hound]

were getting a castle map

[agile nymph]

I LOVE SHEILDS

[random arch]

Peak

[sharp flare]

Same as in itch io?

[gilded ember]

what are the plans for a base game ?

[agile nymph]

Mercy good sire

[split iron]

I need to be able to pick up a bookcase and smash Willie with it and explode him everywhere

[gloomy crest]

what the fuck is a shield

[lofty kindle]

Lose aren't skins those are fully modeled assets!

[gilded ember]

Let not thy hand be heavy upon me!

[agile nymph]

Be not the cause of my death

[sharp flare]

Hope they add story mode or smth

[split iron]

Aiieeee!

[sharp flare]

And they better make it paid

[sharp dust]

They should make a strength slider

[sharp flare]

Becuasr I am PAYING FOR it

[sharp flare]

They kinda did

Or you can use halfsword enhancer

[prisma hound]

yayay

[sharp dust]

Alr

[flat widget]

"WE NEED 50v50! WE NEED MULTIPLAYER!" - Every new member

[sharp dust]

Ill download it tmrw ig

[boreal condor]

The door on that cabinet looks bust

[agile nymph]

I AM WILLIAM FRANCKUST

[cursive abyss]

making the game multiplayer and cost like 5 euros will get them infinite money

[cobalt shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1075859700232495215/1076349863555518494/attachment.gif

[prisma hound]

50v50 is dumb asf but PvP would be dope Icl

[flat widget]

Skyrim money glitch

[agile nymph]

Franckurst*

[sharp flare]

True but it will cost alot also

[shy wave]

Rauche

[prisma hound]

even tho its not 5e priority

[sharp flare]

They also need servers to function

If they don't do multi right or don't have enough money

It could end up like F13

[agile nymph]

What do you guys think willies last name is?

[prisma hound]

which is super hard especially with unreal engine

[sharp dust]

Willie

[sharp flare]

The physics also tbh

[agile nymph]

Willie willie

[sharp flare]

Game is vr physics

[indigo hare]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1387493497480810699
this has been up for a little now, you could always make it known what you want to see

[prisma hound]

willie

[sharp dust]

Willie Willie

[sharp flare]

Especially the gore

[agile nymph]

Imagine if his second name is willie

[flat widget]

Wonderyeast. Willie Wonderyeast

[thorn scaffold]

willie is willie

[sharp flare]

I mean.. They could release multiplayer IF they only do fist fights and entirely remove organs

[sharp dust]

Is everyone in the willie kingdom willie

[agile nymph]

Willie Willie Willie

[sharp dust]

Is every willies parents willie

[agile nymph]

Williamson

[prisma hound]

they said multiple times that they hide the juicy stuff

[sharp dust]

Is the baron a willie too

[agile nymph]

Willie williamson

[sharp dust]

Is everyone a willie

[prisma hound]

no he just manifested himself upon willies existence

[agile nymph]

Willie William Williamson

[sharp dust]

Am i a willie

[prisma hound]

theres a willie in everyone of us

[agile nymph]

I have a willie

[sharp dust]

We are all willies

[agile nymph]

In my base ment

[sharp dust]

Everyone one of us

[shy wave]

Ready or Not gets currently fully censored in favor of the console release removing a large chunk of gore and more, will the same apply to halfsword if it gets ported to console ?

[prisma hound]

we are venom ahh

[prisma hound]

for real???

[thorn scaffold]

is there a way to check how long ive been in a server

[prisma hound]

isnt shocking ppl the main idea?

[flat widget]

We gotta find a Willie who can win a fistfight against the Steroid Willie

[prisma hound]

😭

[prisma hound]

bro hes jacked

[sharp dust]

You joined july 11th 2023

[flat widget]

I don't remember but this is how long you've been here

[indigo hare]

With halfsword having the focus they do on gore and blood aspects, i cant imagine they remove stuff. But, im also not a dev and they haven’t spoken about it in those regards

[thorn scaffold]

hmm cool

[sharp dust]

But it says 11th for me

[lime harness]

Moai how do you feel about this being an option in dc

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358752811657330700/1367043819681353818/togif-23.gif

[sharp dust]

Did you know not that many witches actually got burnt at the stake

[lime harness]

yeh

[unreal bay]

The least the Ron team could have done is make the pc be as it was. I don't see the logic in it to also downgrade pc for mere Sony contract

[indigo hare]

Yes, actually I know everything

[sharp dust]

Ok

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-true-facts-well-well-well-gif-8782214195066290816

[flat widget]

Do they weigh as much as a duck?

[shy wave]

There are certain drawbacks, for developers who wish to move to console, but its more desperate if its about gore, as the product is being sold in public, certain countries would only give their "OK" if its gonna be sorta defused removing a large amount of any dismemberment gore and mature stuff.

[sharp dust]

I understand this reference

[flat widget]

Thank god

[royal epoch]

hiiiiiii

[flat widget]

WHAT THE FUCK

[royal epoch]

XD

[flat widget]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FANTIS

[royal epoch]

FANTA JUMPSCARE

[flat widget]

WSG GANG

[unreal bay]

Developers don't make the choices, it's the game director

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/jedi-survivor-cal-kestis-star-wars-bode-akuna-jedi-gif-27217925

we hate this guy

frick this guy

[royal epoch]

ALL GOOD SISTER

[prisma hound]

"slaves dont speak" ahh 💔🥀

[wild iron]

cmon bro

[unreal bay]

Bruh

[boreal remnant]

I wish we could get small updates rather than months and months of wip notes =(

[unreal bay]

No more updates, we are working on EA version full time

[unreal bay]

I must say with the new gore for Half Sword EA, we might not be able to sell it in Australia lol

[prisma hound]

Its a joke cro

[wild iron]

So many other things you could joke about

not gonna drag it

[prisma hound]

https://tenor.com/view/david-edgerunners-gif-26828895

[shy wave]

This would have required to copy the current files and create a specific altered template just for the consoles, since this is happening anyway i cannot comprehend why they shove the PC community into the same boat instead of seperating it, how it is in common, from what ive heard the reason behind this was crossplay and thats something i do not desire, i dont want to suffer from this the PC community was always free of those chains.

[prisma hound]

ahh look

[sharp dust]

Should i try to get the apogee sandy

[prisma hound]

anw

[unreal bay]

No only that, it took away what Ron was ment to be, it's identity it's gone now

[prisma hound]

yeeee

[unreal bay]

Ai enemies no longer hide in closets

[frosty stratus]

waht

what closet

what did i miss 😭

[smoky portal]

Goodknight shovel

[shy wave]

When you buy a gritty dark game about police work which was somewhat displayed with realistic aspects and the horrors the officers have to endure, its one hell of an experience, however if you cut all that out you get a common police simulator, which is giving out a false image of this job, fancy sunshine and a happy day at work with some shooting included.

[prisma spire]

floyd

[fickle otter]

Throne room teaser

[drowsy finch]

WHAT ???!

[indigo hare]

THEYRE COMING OUT THE CLOSET

[drowsy finch]

The least the RoN team coulda done in playtesting woulda been optimizing the game so it wasn’t 1080272963 gigabytes of uncompressed textures or whatever

[drowsy finch]

This is so lame!!

[restive trench]

shouldve came out ealier

[lofty kindle]

I though we agreed Willie would stay in the closet. I did not get this memo.

[boreal remnant]

EA? oh really access?

[distant rampart]

New cabinet would be best expressed as coming out of Willie’s anus upon victory

[royal epoch]

Imma shove Willie in the closet

[indigo hare]

You can’t decide when Willie comes out of the closet…it’s willies choice, mcwonder..

[shy wave]

cant wait for ea no matter the price

[lofty kindle]

Once we have entered Early Access we plan to have a more frequent update schedule.

[indigo hare]

They have a list of people who said they will pay more, or the price doesn’t matter. You will be getting special pricing, at twice the cost

[lofty kindle]

Nah we brought him into this world we can take him right out!

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/im-a-little-scared-danny-mullen-im-frightened-im-a-bit-worried-im-a-little-afraid-gif-25899998

[pulsar cobalt]

will the devs realize that common kitchen knives don't cleave people in two by the full release or are we living in the medieval household superweapons timeline

[drowsy finch]

We’re both ourple !

Soc ool!

[shy wave]

im still using the 1:1 ratio i already reached 100 hours plus on a free demo so even if its 60 bux it would be more than justified, this is a unique one of a kind experience, totally worth it.

[indigo hare]

No. I bet you’ve never cut someone in half with a kitchen knife so you wouldn’t understand

[jovial wind]

Hi

[pulsar cobalt]

true i haven't

[lofty kindle]

We know. The are some bugs with edged weapons that are being refined.

Please note that your chosen gore settings is also a major factor in this. The higher the gore slider the easier it is to cut through the body.

[pulsar cobalt]

tysm for the response 🙏 good to know its being worked on

[lofty kindle]

Yeah I am still plain though.

[tribal falcon]

how much will game price be u thinkl

[prisma hound]

299$

[tribal falcon]

imagine lol

[prisma hound]

No refund and u must spin a wheel with 1% chance to get the game

[unreal bay]

Lmao 🤣 Willie is fungus

[prisma hound]

While dodging flaming arrows

[restive trench]

yeah thats why there is a mushroom next to the server tag

fungus lore

[tribal falcon]

how much will game price be

[unreal bay]

To be announced

[indigo hare]

$299

[restive trench]

#faq

[unreal bay]

Frrr

[lofty kindle]

We are still setting a price. From the results of our [survey](#announcements message) most people are saying they are willing to play around $20.

[unreal bay]

AAAAAAA type game

[hollow oxide]

the game is the price of a bugatti

[lofty kindle]

No joke I had mushrooms growing in my closet as a kid.

[unreal bay]

Free magic mushroom

[lofty kindle]

lol

[prisma hound]

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

devs can we have a trailer made in a rap clip style with Willie

🙏🙏🙏

Slicing and dicing his opps

[wheat brook]

Fuck you 😡

Cleaving someone in half with a butter knife is badass

[acoustic sedge]

what a steal, we're practically robbers

[torn forum]

Probably a house, a camp, or maybe a dungeon.

[simple hound]

are people in the abyss other players?

[indigo hare]

Nope

[torn forum]

Npc

No online

[acoustic sedge]

thats actually what i thought at first

back when i first played the game

some willies act really smart, its almost uncanny

they block, clinch, kick

[simple hound]

i got vigourously paddled down with full loot so i was confused

[spark quartz]

yeah ok eastern inland arm

[spark phoenix]

What’s up with the leaks 🥀

[wheat brook]

Yeah

Jay kay

[plush summit]

Release thou update🗣️

[spark phoenix]

Fr

[robust sentinel]

Cant wait to pirate it

[night terrace]

it will be in noble house for sure, no way peasant have this

[spark phoenix]

What a bum 🥀

[plush summit]

Steamrip gon be crazy but I won’t pirate it

This game saved me from depression

[night terrace]

cold sword style

[robust sentinel]

I aint paying for ts

[robust sentinel]

Bru

[plush summit]

🌹❤️‍🩹

[plush summit]

I saved 18 dollars for it

I hope it’s gonna be 10 dollars or so

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/the-toffee-apple-thetoffeeapple-dm4uz3-gif-18074628

[plush summit]

🙏

[shy wave]

have at least 30 in mind.

[mighty badger]

Sorry I had a dangerous amount of poorness invade my sights with this message please delete it

[mighty badger]

I'm hoping 25

[plush summit]

I hope it’s above 15

By little

[mighty badger]

I hope it's above 0

[plush summit]

So 5

[mighty badger]

By a considerable margin

[drowsy finch]

Bugg!

[plush summit]

Eat it

[mighty badger]

So pretty

[drowsy finch]

No :(

[mighty badger]

The litlle googly eyes on the side of their face

Also this one has a mohawk

So stylish

How are you doing Rali

[plush summit]

Who the is Riley

Autocorrect my fault twin

[drowsy finch]

Good!! Got to see the buuuhg

I love beetles!

[plush summit]

Type shi

[mighty badger]

Rali is the Goat

Literally

And metaphorically

[plush summit]

And geometry

[mighty badger]

Gemidhwneosjw

Geometrically*

[plush summit]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

I feel like a Facebook mom dawg

[mighty badger]

Good to know

I could never though

Bugs have a tendency of flying towards my face

[prisma hound]

Oh hi rali been a while

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/destroynectar-kangaroo-emotional-support-emotional-support-kangaroo-sea-gif-17483037980848904342

[plush summit]

Pretty privilege

[mighty badger]

I wish

[drowsy finch]

[drowsy finch]

I let the funny beetle crawl up my arm and whatnot

[prisma hound]

Hru

[mighty badger]

That litlle fucker is so uncanny

[prisma hound]

Nooooo he jus says hi

:(

[mighty badger]

AAAAAAH

I have trust issues with bugs exactly for something like that

[stoic osprey]

I swear I'm not a psychopath

[plush summit]

Those who know:

[wheat brook]

Where the fuck did you find this

[plush summit]

Where they found it

[wheat brook]

Pls put it back

[plush summit]

[wheat brook]

And kill it I don’t want that thing reproducing

[plush summit]

just release the game bro

I am sick of beating them bosses

[polar bay]

I hope I can smash what is in WIP

[plush summit]

At least add creative mode where I put them bosses and have an epic 10v1

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-button-keyboard-press-the-ban-button-gif-16387934

[stoic osprey]

Me too.

[lofty kindle]

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/comments/1lpscok/fanart_halfsword_inspired_claymation/

[gloomy crest]

Man, I used to complain about Marshall posting a bunch of blood and gore teasers cause it was all the same, now I wish we could get those back. "here's the same breastplate we've made ten times, but it has a period accurate trim this time, ooooh"

[plush summit]

Lowk seeing them post in the wip and not the announcement just pmo

[cosmic rain]

Crazy this is the message directly after mcwonderbeast

[lofty kindle]

Nothing to announce 🤷‍♂️

[plush summit]

We need the update bro

[unkempt zodiac]

there is no update

[gloomy crest]

Tell that to my schizophrenia

Willie is in my head now

[unkempt zodiac]

next big thing is early access release sometime in q4 2025

[lofty kindle]

We need to finish making it.

[unreal bay]

There is no update

[stoic osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-attenborough-whip-whipped-whiplash-whiplashed-gif-16890874512241116786

[robust sentinel]

😂👍

[mighty badger]

What is that game brethren i need it

[mighty badger]

They be thinking its a copy and paste to add stuff lmao

[unreal bay]

Frrr

[stoic osprey]

Its not very popular but for 10 bucks (I did get it for free) its very very very great
https://steamdb.info/app/2669380/

[mighty badger]

Oh its for vr

Fucking hell

I'm too poor for vr

[stoic osprey]

yeah

[stoic osprey]

I did get mine at 175€

its low pric

price

[mighty badger]

What model

So i can search up how much it is here

[stoic osprey]

Oculus Meta Quest 2

[mighty badger]

Also what stuff do you need to make it work

[stoic osprey]

I did get it from second hand

[mighty badger]

Two thousand, five hundred and four bucks

Ouch

Let me see on another site

[stoic osprey]

Also a Oculus Link cable, or a USB-A to USB-C 3.2 from around 5 meters or 3

[lofty kindle]

The amount of people starting to say they can use ChatGPT to get it done faster is always entertaining.

[stoic osprey]

to connect it to pc

[mighty badger]

My dad is trying to make a language learning program with chat gpt it's so funny

[drowsy finch]

The yard!

[stoic osprey]

Hahah Chatgpt Using UE 🐒

[drowsy finch]

They’re just wee little guysss

[lofty kindle]

lol I am confident that making an LLM with an LLM will end in nothing but success.

[mighty badger]

This one is ok, the price is 78

[lofty kindle]

I am told everyday it's possible.

[mighty badger]

78 reals

[stoic osprey]

Send me the link to see if its okay

[stoic osprey]

I've heard of Aura that they are working to make nodes

Its a AI

[mighty badger]

mr mcwonder can i send it here, the link

linkS*

[stoic osprey]

In DM

[mighty badger]

oh okie

[stoic osprey]

better