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nvrm most of the time image and ai videos are shit but some are peak
agree
mordhau 2.0
i really like AI that isolates parts of something or that analyzes stuff
yes
yes but this time the devs aren't addicted to opioids
LOL were mordhau devs actually on opiods
videos in which people use ai to help them montage something feels really sad
Why not
it was coke but that's what i've heard
that's why content came to a literal crawl after a while
wait did he just punch with a longsword in the other hand
If you right click the little amount of time before you block you can punch
looks peak
i'm just excited admortem has a dungeon crawling mode so i don't gotta face sweaty ass mordhau players
ill never understand why ppl treat AI like its some kind of replacement for humans rn when its totally not capable of doing that
it would desync so hard
i am aware and my comment was not related to half sword
its not but its cheap and fast
i hadnt seen it in detail until now, looks awesome will be playing probably
I've heard it's inbreeding ig that's a good thing
Aw shucks
What.
crashing out in mordhau chat when a level 200 player wessex drags me to death
might wanna clarify with this seb
it's not capable of replacing humans but boy is it sure trying !
Using ai images as reference to feed the ai
Chilvary 2 is arguably better
Ai using Ai images to train itself
WHY DOES A KNIGHT PULL OUT A GLOCK
at least spell it right
Shhhh
and now a lot of what i come across and read on the internet is misinformative garbage
Quite young man
you misspelled something again
chivalry 2 is cool but ad mortem also looks cool
Hi
Hi mud
oo another game i should check out
chivalry 2 was so not fun
like actually
anything for boogie the girlboss 🫡
it doesnt feel as immersive as i've seen gameplays of mordhau
Girl boss is crazy
mordhau is terrible for immersion lmao
it's more "shit n giggles" not actual fighting
I want my name to be science nerd
would you rather be a girl subordinate
i mean so is chivaly
mordhau feels harder
@oak olive you want to be a girl subordinate?
??
💔 @oak olive what
chivalry is conducive to being silly and the playerbase is silly, mordhau is not conducive to being silly but the playerbase is silly
so it just feels like untapped potential every game
i didnt say anthing 💔
Idk what’s worse
what do you mean sam it wasn't realistic for knights to bend at a right angle and spin under a blade just to pop up and and hit their opponent with the very edge of their sword
everyone saw that
DRAGGING
😦
shut up shovel
if i had time I would ahve taken a picture
I love it when a slob of meat can beat a fucking long sword </3
ok but mordhau combat is hard
dw i took one
make it your server nickname
which is why it feels cooler
shes her own worst enemy
any game can be silly
not even counting that, the playerbase is just so awful that it feels like it can never be taken seriously
but not in a good way
How
waterer hard combat is cool
speaking of hard combat i should probably hop on ds1 again
it's "hard" but instead of being "how do i counter this" it's "how did he even physically do that"
which has no place in a melee game
counterpoint: dragging
that isnt a counterpoint
It’s a big poop
you didnt counter anything i just said
i have played mordhau, quit mordhau, come back to mordhau; i have been at the bottom of the barrel and have been good, and neither experience was fulfilling
usually just watching helps to understand what kind of black magic this man used before hopping on battle
I agree its very frustrating having half your health removed by the false edge of a blade going at about 1 inch per 2 seconds speed
you dont
i can relate to this so hard
and every mordhau player SUCKS at customizing their character in any kind of serious or interesting way
Then show me young man.
are there gnomes
I like being called young man I just realized that
Oh weirdo
oldman
chivalry 2 is much better for providing a sense of a team and feels silly but intense
STOP
sorry sir
click on this to change serber nickname
ITS A BIG POOP
wtf do u mean send a picture
Mordhau is ass I’m an authority on this I have hundreds of hours
anyways both chivalry and mordhau are bad and good in their own ways
shouldnt play either probably
also all the characters are weirdly fat
oh
even the skinniest of characters cannot make the italian legs look any less than 300 pounds
click profile pic edit server profile
They’re just big boned confirmed
click half swrod at the top of the channel list and press edit server profile
Is chivalry 2 good, I claimed it for free from epic games and never ever played it
No
thank god you didnt pay for it
mordhau's customization is awesome but the playerbase manages to gouge out every abysmal aspect of it to make the most sloppy main character outfits of all time
such a waste of money
Its very fun just not realistic
i would argue that chivalry 2 is more realistic than mordhau 
i keep forgetting i have epic games launcher to claim free games
isnt that kind of a low amount of hours on it
Is it really that bad
For me the characters' waists are always too thick so the only way to get properly sized armor is to go very thin or female
no
depends on how you have fun
this person is a mordhau apologetic
mordhau has better art direction
i would prefer mordhau cuz combat feels better there
beside that theres customization but nothing else is different for me
just change the nickname
My whole name 💔
I MEANT HARDER
instead of feeling like a team it feels like every person is trying to be the main character at the same time and so all that happens is a bunch of people parade around emoting and yelling and it turns into chivalry 2 but everyone behind the keyboard is a worse human being
Anything in the name of science
you can change your nickname
go away
you killed chat do you feel guilt
i think i probably agree
True...
This’ll have to do
No
i agree that both are shit i just feel like i would prefer mordhau combat over chivalry 2 combat
mordhau players have hundreds of semi historical outfit pieces at their disposal but manage to make their characters look as stupid and impractical as chivalry 2 characters
leather and fur daring today are we
you mean chivalry 2 turns into mordhau?
why did they even add the falx to mordhau? its completely out of time period
what is a falx
They are stupid
Who the fuck made that hideous thing 💔
chivalry 2 everyone feels expendable, mordhau it feels like everyone is trying to act like they have plot armor with their dumb emoting and voiceline spamming
atvsy
but moronhau came before chitvalry2 (sorry)
mordhau was made out of spite for chivalry
Stop badmouthing it
Also it was the dacians and thracians blame them
chivalry was made with love and mordhau was made with hate and playing either game makes it evident
I’m excited for ad hominem or whatever the fuck the new one is called
I hope it doesn’t turn into a cod lobby type situation
why does epic games say a password containing 5 words is weaker than password with 35 characters
wanna play age of chivalry with me
looks like it combines the fun elements of mordhau and the fun elements of chivalry and instead of having to uphold any historical merit they just go full fantasy with it
That’s a huge problem with free customization
I NEED A DARK FANTASY MOVIE
AND SHOW
AND EVERYTHING
how dare i have 60+ characters long password but not a single digit nor uppercase letter
the original chivalry ❤️
dark souls movie. dark souls show. dark souls: the videogame. dark souls: the book.
I NEED IT WITH KNIGHTS SND FIGHTS SND WITCHS WITH STICHES FOR EYES AND A MAIDEN IN NEED SAVING
There’s a dark souls movie?
Yeah!
i hope the mordhau players stay playing mordhau so i can have ad mortem
Mordhau? Time period? Lmfao.
you should watch roman polanski's macbeth
or alexander nevsky
look... nevsky looks cool.. but I cant get over the teutonic bucket helms
I js cant
Latin sentence? Sui generis reference?!!!
its just so fun how can you hate it
that looks cool
I dont hate it but I cant take it seriously. it reminds me of monty python and the holy grail
Magneto looking mf
sumtimes I wonder who is making these
only like one main character wears a silly helmet
???
It looks very heavy too
that looks cool
also the fight choreography is absolutely wonderful
macbeth half swords and mordhaus
and there's lots of grappling
in this economy??
i would definitely recommend watching the whole movie but it's also definitely an acquired taste
OH THATS AN CTUAAL PHOTO
wdym
What is the movie's name
roman polanski's macbeth
that black and hite photo
i thought it was a real photo for a sevond then thought it was from mordhau or something then just realised it was a real photo
it's a slog at times but all of it is worth it for the ending
if fights were realistic in movies how fast do you think each side would die
the ending is so so so wonderful
they all have kind of silly helmets
maybe its jus cuz I know a bit about helmets
so they all are obviously silly to me
Money laundering game
i know more than a bit about helmets but i love them
the only other main character that wears a helmet wears a normal bascinet
if every shit game i've seen was money laundering that would explain a lot
"Made for King Ferdinand"
on unrelated note do you think honkai or genshi is worth playing
his armor looks like an indian reproduction
which ferdinand
i do not want to consider your opinion
IM TELLING YOU BRO IT'S KINO
No one knows
both are games made for child enthusiasts
shrimp
it looks cool sometimes
do not say these things
thank you sam
I dont doubt its kino but i have a brain disease that makes me fussy when I see bad armor
why are you booin me, im right
Is this fr
why not
duck armor
I really love this armor it reminds me a lot of Alexander the Great
it's a dumb thing to say
Cooler than 99% of fantasy helmets btw
hmm... horns
but im right
I was a fantasy fan until this
it's better than all modern movie armor so i love it
this charles V helmet is obviously modeled on roman cavalry helms and phyrgian helmets
i am going to time you out if you dont give it up 
Poop
do not sugarcoat it
but i have spidy senses, on some spiderman type shit
hello stizz
poop
see they also had hair
Hello but not for long
when will subnautica 2 come out 🙏
Why is Patrick doing this man
i still havent finished the first one but i wish 2nd comes out
anyways i should probably go eat and stop yapping here
Is partick stupid??
bye
It feels so weird
no anime clashes
feels weird that you dont do anything about the blade so close to you
Does anyone have age of chivalry
i would have won in under 4 seconds with the bubby technique
what do you mean
you slide it off not deflect which is why its weird
Damn is that a rival or something 😮
It's easy to say that but you dont have time to think when that happens
no it just takes a lot to win a fight sometimes
i love it
there are advantages and disadvantages to displacing a blade
which one are u
That was a FRIENDLY fight??😧
yes we hugged after
grey
God damn
👍
you're grey??
man you're less thick than i thought u are
this english only server btw
lmao
ears
Damn😂
this is the one that ended it because i got so tired i couldn’t keep fighting
I mean this looks good because it has a face
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sAv-R7iFfMw this is cooler im sorry
But the others looked like if their face was taken away violently
i was absolutely checked out
new face reveal just dropped
NO WAY ITS HIM
hyperborean warrior slays discord moderator in the Battle of the Hardwood Floors
What’s the fun of sword play if you can’t pierce your enemies arm and listen to the bone shatter
english only
T
discord moderator slays discord moderator in the battle of discord moderators on hardwood floors
Perfect for you bin for that forehead ❤️
for a longsword there are a lot more factors with binds and blade contact in general
idk if this is a compliment or not
.
displacement of the other person's blade is a task that requires a lot of effort and if you're foiled it's hard to bounce back from
so a lot of people just kind of tactically remove and redouble
but yarrr yohoho ahoyyyy matey arghhhh
He’s got some nice waves
Swords are too complicated that's why all my homies use axes

even better, use a mace
i love longswords because there's a lot of lever mechanics and grappling
hit person in head with big mass
But mace can't chop down tree🥺
not with that attitude
I wonder if any of these are atleast comfortable
they were because they had to be
ts is so tuff
making one of these but modelling it exactly after my face so my enemies know i'm ballin like that
I also wonder how well they took face shots with blunt weapons

i wonder how many idiots brought only blunt weapons
Smart men bring axes
ancient armies didnt really use blunt weapons as far as im aware
because armor wasnt good enough to justify it
armor wasnt bad enough to make blunt weaponry very viable in medieval times either ❤️🩹
blunt weapons really getting sidelined out here 💔
So tf did they use then

swords and spears
goober
there are still gaps and there's still grappling and there's still the speed of a horse to help you
specialized stabbing polearms or stabbing swords and similar
ancient peoples used stabbing spears and shortswords
swinging weapons like falx were rare
That pole is gonna break
that's why they then used their swords or rode back to get another lance !
I forgot spears were the weapon that caused the most deaths

swords are viable against most opponents on a medieval battlefield
good thing most soldiers are decently wealthy
are the hussites included in this
Btw, was full body armor used in wars?
definitely

i think they just slept and showered in it and took it off when the battle started
i havent really read up on the material culture of the bulk of the hussite militants
everything i know isnt backed by anything solid or recallable
ive heard it said they were mostly from a city militia background and thats why they crutched so hard on wagon forts
do you mean like "0" weak spots or what
I'm asking because I heard the price of a full armor in that time was like buying a car nowadays or smth
prob more like buying 5 cars but yea
it's comparable, but just like cars there are very cheap ones that will serve you well
Yeah
A jousting armour for a man of polished iron, so armet, pauldrons, cuirass, arm harness, greaves and cuisses
florins 20
An armour made for Piero de' Medici, provided with everything, so with an armet with two wrappers, one cuirass with two additional breastpates, two pairs of pauldrons, two of with with reinforce and two without, one pair of arm harness with double guards, one pair of tassets and cuisses and greaves and a pair of gauntlets and a sallet with bevor and a vamplate for a lance, all gilded.
florins 90
Three steel scythes
florins 14
from the medici inventories
it varied a lot
can i post my music somewhree
W mod
yeah the english employed plate voiders a lot
what was the yearly florin income for a peasant
idfk
but if three scythes is worth 3/4 of a harness you can assume that it wasnt that much for anyone who was a freeman
is this harness also made of petrified poop and wood chips
i do not know what you want me to say here
it was a jousting harness
it served against lances backed by the momentum of horses
im just being difficult because i cant regulate my impulses effectively
lmao
How did they use spears against that tho
Those wars must've been loud as hell too
(Just like any other war ig)
but yeah, anyone who was a part of a real tangible trade (i.e, not peasants), you can assume would be able to save up for armor
on horseback
chat is this real
most residents of a city would have been able to afford most of a harness
use your imagination
are these armory records or a blacksmith shop or what
think about what a man with a stabbing implement on the back of a horse would do with his weapon
the 1492 medici inventories
Stab the enemy's horse
a ledger detailing the items the medici family produced
"Lorenzo de' Medici at home : the inventory of the Palazzo Medici in 1492" ?
sebastian they used the momentum of their horse to strike hard at the enemy and knock them off of their horse
i think they're separate things but i cant remember exactly 
But stabbing the horse is easier and would force the enemy to get off the horse anyway haha

all i know is that they're different files in my archives and one of them i look at more than the other
where did you pull your quote from. do you just have the entire inventory saved on a notepad or smth
yes
that was the archer's way of things
I hate how it sounds like they depended on their horses
😪
im pretty sure men at arms also semi frequently dismounted as well
like especially the white company or great companies of the 1300s fought on foot iirc
if you were a horseback fighter you were also expected to fight on your feet, but generally you'd stick with your horse for as long as possible
english knights had a habit of fighting dismounted though
yeah plus like
even if u werent gonna fight on horseback
u might still be mounted for movement purposes
like baggage train and marching
yes
Does this also mean shorter soldiers had an advantage
I dont get the question
Shorter people can control horses better or something
I dont think this is true sebastian
Wait no
People in that time were around 1.7 meters anyway
you're thinking of horse jockeys
So my question doesnt make sense
The long-standing English tradition of getting up close and throwing hands with the nearest bloke personally
Why are there so many british people in this server
its seriously worrying me
What did you expect
I expected more continental europeans
This is bad bait
Half sword (title in english)
The whole game is also in english
halfe sworde
Voicelines in english
do you mean american
Stop using logic pls
what about rauhe and knauser
I’m not British you mong
dont call people mongs
You sound exactly british especially saying words like that
Doesn't count because my willie never said or heard any of these 
This guy chappie is probably from Keith
I meant mod I’m sorry autocorrect phone bc using speech to text
Even in communities for stuff all in English I never see such a concentration of British people
you lie
Bro is lying
He’s right, there’s an unusual amount of Brits here
Nothing gets past Americans except for accents huh
Lots of scots too especially
Where mah Americans at 🇺🇸
hi
But it's a game about historical EUROPEAN martial arts
Burger never gets past me
Hellll yeah.

Ehhh I dunno still feels weird. It must be the deepstate…
is prison british an offensive australian nickdemonym or do they not hold any ill will toward the british for that
do australian people dislike british people actually that probably should have been the initial question
Yeah
noted for future
Australian people unironically hate British people and Americans
But don’t care if you call them convicts
Nobody cares bc it’s either true or not
Depends on someone’s background
i think the other australian guy here left
What if british people called the UK Europe and themselves Europeans, just like people from usa call their country america and themselves americans
i liked that guy
i hate ts so much..
Do you want me to say it again in half sword language
i dont think its that south american people dont call themselves americans because north american people claimed it first, i think it's moreso that south americans are a lot less unified in culture and prefer more specific terms
You familiar with mock govs?
No but im eating my ear wax right now
yes
I have a question for you
ask
What was your first experience with one
seeing one on tv and never thinking about them again until today
The secret behind all American accents !
How do you unlock the half sword
i think i would enjoy it but i also dont know what it really is
uhhr
i like Settlers of Catan if that helps
In spanish americans actually have their own demonym which is funny
Just find a good one
Do not join free speech ones
can we define the term mock government
A simulation of a government in a discord server
You mean the DND ones
i mean school ones
i thought you just had a weird name for a model U.N lol
so i hear
Wait discord is banned in russia right?
I don't know.
Нет
yes I think its banned
Nah it is
dont out him bro
is gerasimov monitoring our comms right now?
Russian? I hardly know .. her.. !
fsb agents in chat?
yall look at the game footage i sent
its so funny
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lets tell the russian government he's been using discord to communicate with his terrorist e kittens
SHOIGU
GERASIMOV
I HAVE BEEN USING DISCORD TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY E KITTENS
And we bullied Canadians out of using it
This English only server plz only English plz….
everyone can read that bro
yeah it obviously says HeT
i figured they just wanted to call themselves canadians
i feel like they're very different cultural identities
i just call them all latinx
I don’t make the rules bud
😦
Yea like a bunch of lozers…
generally former british territories dont like being called the same thing as any other entity
I’ll never not read this as la-tinks instead of latin-ecks as it’s supposed to be pronounced
I hate it
LOL
I think the word latinx is funny so thats what I use instead
Latwinx America 😔
anyone play CLASH ROYALE
No
was latin ever associated with greece???
…
The Latin Empire, also referred to as the Latin Empire of Constantinople, was a feudal Crusader state founded by the leaders of the Fourth Crusade on lands captured from the Byzantine Empire. The Latin Empire was intended to replace the Byzantine Empire as the Western-recognized Roman Empire in the east, with a Catholic emperor enthroned in plac...
i knew you were about to pull smth like this out
ok
theres a total of 5 people in the world who know about this empire
all of my geopolitical knowledge is antiquated
and latin empire probably isnt even what they called themselves anyway
idk what they called themselves
Also uhh the Latin language
They spoke koine greek
Latin was for limited purposes
Yes yes but the Latin language exists and would interfere with calling people from South America Latin
Ill just called them SudAmerikanos
how bout that
they called themselves the same thing the byzantines called themselves and the same thing the holy roman empire called themselves, all generally in the same vein of "roman" or in the former two cases "constantinople (x)"
There was no need to butcher the language bro 🥀
the latin language exists but not really so i dont think it matters
Latin still exists in my heart
i dont think any other identity has the name "latin" now
It’s a cool language
the rookie is a fun show 
the latin empire was ruled by western european crusaders though so im kinda murky on the exact details tehre
sancte michale defende nos in proelio contra nequitiam et insidias diaboli esto praesidium tuque caelestis aliosque malignos something or other
This English only server plz
they called themselves roman
Latins are the guys that founded rome or whatever and latinamericans are the people born in american countries whose languages come from latin
ahem.... source? 
But if I hear you calling south american people latinx 
Ok. I’ll call Central American people Latinx.
Which is also correct
can i call non-north american americans latins
No
Mexico is in north america

canada
canada isnt real anyway
Central America
there are 8 continents and they don’t want you to know that
thanks for the epic pull
the people laterally below the USA and of the western hemisphere
can i call them latins
Official mexican government page btw
i think its funny how everyone who isnt a roman pretends to be a roman like pretending will make it true
Antarctica sire
English only server plz
But I have spanish great grandparents can't you see that I'm clearly a pretorian guard

False. I do not pretend to be Roman.
I pretend to be Balkan 🇧🇦 🇷🇸 rahhhh
its praetorian
Ottomans
HRE
Carolingian Empire
What else did I miss
Latin empire
ruling class
Apart from that
I mean they do since they are literally just Eastern Rome
The rump states though..
iirc there was some kind of belief that certain prerequisites could effectively "make" your blood roman
but i cant find where i read that
Imagine having gay blood
some weird latin term
Thats the Greeks
I'm sure the romans were gay too
There was even one emperor who castrated a guy to replace his wife or whatever
Iirc
Nero or Sulla cant really remember
Same guy that had Christians burned on crosses as decorations for his parties
My history teacher told me women in the roman empire were like secondary partners
It honestly depends on which period of the Roman Empire
Probably not Sulla since he wasn’t an emperor and Christians didn’t exist yet
My memory's pretty rusty so im just going off what I remember and discussed with other friends
This is crazy tho just imagine it
Seeing your husband getting cracked by another guy

Polygamy was accepted there too iirc
Nero
Polygamy and Homosexuality as long as you are the one on top
also thanks btw
This did not happen
Mb I forgot
Only slave boys could bottom in ancient rome
or greeks
Greeks were okay with bottoming as long as they were under 18
im serious
Greeks will be greeks
anyone play CLASH ROYALE
Ermmmm what
😭
yeahh... it was a different time..
Speaking of greeks, i've been searching for something Classical Greeks and beyond that have been using for their shields
sorta like a cape thing
Ive seen it in a Total War Rome 2 mod but never got the name of it
i know right
What why
Holy hell
i didnt realize that was a book and thought u were buying an empire at first
mb caht that screenschot had my zipcode.. aha...
nearly 350 bucks?
not doxxing myself today!

Contact the Khan's Imperial Renovation System today!
Need an Empire to be rid?!
It's not that bad, I leaked my ip many times on purpose before lol
LOL
Khwarzeminians too pesky and you want more land?!
i could grab your ip with free software right now if I wanted to. zipcode is different
Isnt zipcode just your city
CALL 005-031-1162 NOW AND GET RID OF AN EMPIRE TODAY!
Fuck I forgot the name of it but it was really rare
Discord user is going to bomb your whole city
Correct, I have unfortunately contacted the nearest Canadian Geese Army
to your location
(Why are they so aggressive)
made by the devil
They're an actual thing used to protect against arrows I think
I read once that they were either pieces of leather or cloth that provided a bit of cover for the wearer
I thought it was just fabric
I set my academia.edu account name to Lucius Crassus and it keeps telling me I have like 200 citations from authors in academic papers
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
during an arrow volley
i see ppl saying they only appeared and disappeared during the persian wars
so prob just for that
since the persians loved archers
whats seljuk
Sultanate in the Middle East
ive never heard of them
oh
seljuk turks were a turkish steppe tribe that took over a big part of anatolia. i dunno anything else
The Khwarazem took over the Seljuk Empire I think
that was before the ottoman empire right?
and the Ayyubids
Yeah
oh okay
It existed t'ill 1194
Me when I have to stop my local hellenic infighting against the neighboring City-State
because the Persians invaded with another 50,000 strong army
if anyone wants it.. (I promsie its not malware)
(We're going to die)
fuck this is just the 26 page introduction. basically im cooked

Is this the best video game of all time ?
What is this
Congrats on being brought back to life Lucius Crassus, Abstergo Industries
has been waiting for you
Please, step into the Animus.
its supposed to be a book about the latin empire
problem
Best videogame of today vs Best videogame of all time
lmao
i feel you brother
yes
Missing pages def
300 is too much
You can buy a quest 3s with that
You can buy a used guitar for that price
And roleplay with furries in vrchat
i hate how they do this
like guys
how hard is it to sell something for 30 dollars
please
Why is it even 350 dollars
🤒
Does it stay injected into your brain
If I'd wager its probably all the resources they put into the Historians n stuff
and the editors
even then
it should probably be less than 300 dollars or so unless it is a really, really good book
historical books like this just go out of print very early
and rarely get reprinted
because the people who own the first versions dont want them to decrease in value
it sucks
it totally sucks to gatekeep historical knowledge like this
Im not kidding by you can afford a used guitar for that price I could buy a Donner acoustic guitar for that
Gatekeep and gaslight people in Earth Lore
(talking about you Qin)
Mfw the enemy just magically summons the next wave of 600,000 men after we've beat their first wave of 300,000
or a budget new one 
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Goblin screen. Mini pekka ambush. Thoughts?
This is the mini pekka way
awful game
im loving it
I can only offer you peace in Valhalla
real

what the fuck
imagine minding your business and then someone connects to your wifi and drops you a 3d scan of your room
you re DIGGING in me
Guys is the character named Willie just for the sole purpose of being able to say "I'm beating my Willie"
idk shit yourself and film it and find out
Bet bro lemme just grab some laxatives
get that baby oil while you at it
hot DAMN
Okey you crossed the line there with your homosexual rigamarole
what the hell is a rigby mole
are you assuming my gender?
you realize how OFFENSIVE that is right
(i also like feminist literature and hate period cramps)
nasty gash on my feder
winter seems to be coming to my vintage story world,
I got no proper windows, no real door, and I still got a grass floor
boy I am fucked XD
serf pov
cyberpunk crusaders?
Blaskowitz hardcore party
js go to the desert
be a like a birb
do you guys think GTA 6 will have difficulty selection and new game+?
Good morning everybody
gm
guys how do you use maces? for me there is two options A. throw the buckler or shield and use it alone or throw it into the enemies head
or B. Being a maniac and break every brone in their body before delivering the kill
i don't use maces but when i do i mostly do option A
i just through the shield and fuck em up
if the shield is big enough i keep it to protect me
yeah though i find it easier to just parry witht he mace
if its a 2 handed mace that you can halfsword then i ditch shields
even if you dont half sword it just using two hands can one shot a dude with a helm
yeah
also i did managed to chop off the helm using an axe
cool
like legit cut through
but for me like swords are pretty useful all throughout
along with axes
maces start out useless and then get op
because no armor at commoner
i just cut offf an arm
and the sword from the arm cut me in half
btw guys is it me or do stabbing attacks be less lethal
but also
sometimes like how tf does a dagger landing on my shoulder with no force
bleeds me out
guys also is it me or does the garden hoe suck
it clipped my arms behind my back
after i stiked a dude in the head
and i died to a pitchfork
I break every bone for fun
Never used it, looks like a chopping weapon
yeah it is but
its so horrible in balance it breaks your arms or let go half the time
Why isn’t kick mentioned in the controls

I actually might’ve used it once in a spoil match, I think I got my head ripped off somehow because my weapon wouldn’t stop spinning
yeah
idk how the barons polearm is better than that lol
character was actively screaming in insanity
it looks like my friend is holding my shoulder trying to calm me down XD
Hi nicotine
hi silly head
hey
guys
i need help
i should get 10 invites
pls anyone see this add me
pls guys join this
don't post invite links
just why
the owners either sell paid ads to people on other servers or sell the server itself when enough people gather

i knwe it
i knew it
so add me to send you server
pls
i am not hackin i swear to god
so why dont you wanna help me
you dont wanna help me*
no i got it once man and i got the 300k
i have a question
do you care if i got scammed
okay so join it and dont worry abt me
Hi
roblox devs try not to manipulate children challenge
OMGOMGOMG SHIZTON HI
OMG OMG OMG SILLY HEAD HI
Isn’t Scoobert a cat
no scootert is a war criminal
Uh oh
yeah
Ah hell nah
David The Gentleman
G&B mentioned
it's like 16-17 year olds with megalomania that make these servers too 😭
That is a wax figure from the Army museum in Stockholm
Im drippy like that
damn that place looks like it just smelled awful
It’s a museum so there is no smell
yes I gathered i meant during the actual time period it represents that roon looks like it smelled awful
what do you guys think Willies prefered class and weapon is
Yeah
T8. Lowest risk of death
not really
pretty sure both of you meant big games
i am pretty sure literally 80% of devs of these games are atleast in college
at least
most adults ik rn didn't even go to college
what games
or they did because of their military career
what arts maybe i can guess
what kind of art did u make
just curious
i am sure many devs that i am aware of are adults
or atleast older than me
"i don't give advice"
older than me increases chances that they are past 18 by a lot
that's what people say
when you ask questions about what they do for work
also your pfp kind of looks like link
making a big game requires a lot of investing doesnt it
ehh
I couldn’t give a toss is the most British thing I’ve seen you say
i think there was a dev in his 40s?
the most british thing i've ever heard is
I'm not british
I'm english
whatevs im not that deep into roblox gamedev
yes it was


