weird al unirobically goated
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
wild iron
how
well an average at 6,0 ways around 160-180. you only need about 2k calories, so if you're eating 4k thats way over the regular limit, and now you're saying you was as much as a female if she were to be 5,10.
ways
hah
tupid
unless you do fucking 10 hours of cardio a day thats really unusal
forest falcon
idk what to tell you .-.
zenith dirge
overkill didnt have to cook so hard when making the ZEAL units
wild iron
idk what to tell you .-.
play any sports?
forest falcon
i work out
wild iron
whats your routine consist of
worldly vapor
she simply suffers from an abysmal lack of drip
worldly vapor
overkill didnt have to cook so hard when making the ZEAL units
Z Z Z Z Z SLAVA
forest falcon
push ups, pull ups + monkeying around on the pull up bar, squats, and treadmill
wild iron
you're male right?
forest falcon
yes
zenith dirge
Z Z Z Z Z SLAVA
overkill deadass gave them over an hour of voicelines
wild iron
yes
alright so im convinced on these 3 things
1, You're heavily exaggerating your calorie intake
2. You're not 6,0
3. You have the weirdest metabolism this earth has ever seen.
forest falcon
ok
worldly vapor
alright so im convinced on these 3 things
1, You're heavily exaggerating your ca...
im 5'7" thats basically 6 foot
wild iron
im 5'7" thats basically 6 foot
oak olive
outskirts of pripyat
oak olive
im 5'7" thats basically 6 foot
shortie
spark quartz
Ts tuff in lithuania?
spark quartz
im 5'7" thats basically 6 foot
short
wild iron
make sure u get protein too
oak olive
yes
worldly vapor
Hes lithuanian dont mind him
restive trench
make sure u get protein too
thanks i do
spark quartz
Do what they used to do in Egypt and eat the mummified remains in pyramids
worldly vapor
Do what they used to do in Egypt and eat the mummified remains in pyramids
Egyptians never did that. The British did
wild iron
thanks i do
at least 70g+ ?
restive trench
at least 70g+ ?
uh probably idk i don't count calories
zenith dirge
Do what they used to do in Egypt and eat the mummified remains in pyramids
i would season a steak with some egyptian
oak olive
at least 70g+ ?
x<1
spark quartz
Egyptians never did that. The British did
tea and mummy remains yummy
restive trench
Do what they used to do in Egypt and eat the mummified remains in pyramids
ill eat you
spark quartz
ill eat you
no
forest falcon
tea and mummy remains yummy
they turned mummies into biscuits fr
wild iron
uh probably idk i don't count calories
just ask chatgpt to count your protein daily on what you eat
restive trench
just ask chatgpt to count your protein daily on what you eat
shitgpt 🤮
worldly vapor
tea and mummy remains yummy
i think they actually did put it in tea. mummy powder
spark quartz
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254912843778883717/1387267781506109481/t...
Isn't this you interacting with ragebait tho
forest falcon
mmmmmmmmm
spark quartz
i think they actually did put it in tea. mummy powder
Mummy powder sounds like a drug
spark quartz
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254912843778883717/1387267781506109481/t...
You interacted with ragebait again
forest falcon
i think ill just go shotgun a liter of milk 
forest falcon
and go to sleep or smth
wild iron
restive trench
okay the point is just track your protein so you dont lose muscle too
okay i will
ill do anything than ask ai
shit is shit
tulip copper
tulip copper
https://tenor.com/view/concentrating-rdcworld1-meditating-mark-rdcworld-gif-1094...
detroit become human
severe leafBOT
kumadaumbaloomba
tulip copper
fire
forest falcon
ait gn jnral khat
worldly vapor
ait gn jnral khat
sleep good
pearl coral
ill do anything than ask ai
my goat
restive trench
yeah bro ai SCUKS
indigo hare
stop allat hate on ai
No!!!!
restive trench
shush you machine supporting meatsack
drowsy mesa
its willie
indigo hare
Easter oh Easter
Hello silly….fish thing
spark quartz
rude
pearl coral
graceful badger
will that be added?
pearl coral
will what be added
graceful badger
will what be added
the photo
pearl coral
what part of the photo
lucid atlas
what part of the photo
indigo hare
The photo part
graceful badger
pearl coral
the belt or the coat armor
graceful badger
the coat
pearl coral
maybe the flemish coats
lucid atlas
nah its totally early
lucid atlas
Too early for the game as in it doesn't match the games time period bth
pearl coral
1466
graceful badger
pearl coral
most germanic thing ever bro lets see them
flemischeke....
lucid atlas
that's actually some sort of lubek jak
graceful badger
i'm excited for the Early release
lucid atlas
i have never heard that term in my life
okay it may not be it but the shoulder parts are taken from them
german textile armor
you might also see them here
lucid atlas
really rad yes
pearl coral
@lucid atlas standalone gorget ? or articulated with the bevor and skull ?
lucid atlas
god these things are so weird
genuinely dont even know lmfao
could be a standalone gorget..
pearl coral
dierk hagedorn wears a standalone gorget for his gladiatoria harness
i might just drop it in the "ambiguous" folder lmao
lucid atlas
warranted
wheat brook
<@732378352677158953> standalone gorget ? or articulated with the bevor and skul...
This guy died didn’t he
Metal straight to the throat
lucid atlas
gorget protects pretty well
pearl coral
Metal straight to the throat
but he's also wearing metal at the throat
slate summit
Does anyone else fucking hate summer
wheat brook
but he's also wearing metal at the throat
Ohhh
pearl coral
Does anyone else fucking hate summer
yes !
slate summit
Like holy shit bro. First of all you cant wear anything besides a fucking shirt and shorts or else your gonna die
Like dude wtf its just ugly
lucid atlas
just like how willie wears a bevor to protect his neck
slate summit
second of all its really hard to sleep cause warm as motherfucker
third of all its always fucking light
bugs everywhere
Summer sucks so fucking bad
The only thing I prefer in Summer is that nature looks better
wheat brook
Like holy shit bro. First of all you cant wear anything besides a fucking shirt ...
Fuck summer
slate summit
Taking a walk at 9 am in the morning while its pitch black is such a fucking vibe
give me back winter
slate summit
at this point I would even take nuclear winter
wheat brook
The dumbass random bugs in the comfort of your own home
They’re disgusting as shit bugs too
wheat brook
Not like an ant or something, like a genuinely disgusting ass spider roach combination
lucid atlas
@pearl coral https://youtu.be/JaZEBOzp8VY
lucid atlas
youll love this one because of how funny it is
THEY HAVE THE HALO MAIN THEME PLAYING AT SOMEPOINT
but then some fire ass rock
pearl coral
maybe it's just a plated aventail ?
spark quartz
Apolocheese 🧀
Thank you
lucid atlas
maybe it's just a plated aventail ?
that's actually a pretty good guess
there's something like that in the toby books
wheat brook
maybe it's just a plated aventail ?
Why he holding it like that
indigo hare
at this point I would even take nuclear winter
Patrolling the Mojave will do that to you
slate summit
Patrolling the Mojave will do that to you
Can you imagine the US army during Desert storm
Like Baghdad is literally always 45+
its fucking insane
look at any temp map its always Baghdad fucking cooking
lucid atlas
there's something like that in the toby books
slate summit
They were basically being cooked alive like fucking lobsters in their armor
indigo hare
Bro the ncr has to deal with 40c daily
slate summit
Bro the ncr has to deal with 40c daily
what in the fuckery dickdoodle is the ncr
indigo hare
what in the fuckery dickdoodle is the ncr
I had a feeling the Mojave desert went over your head
It’s from fallout new Vegas
indigo hare
The ncr soldiers sometimes say something like “patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter”
slate summit
The ncr soldiers sometimes say something like “patrolling the Mojave makes you w...
Ohhh
indigo hare
I dont play fallout
Yeah ur a loser now. Gg wp.
slate summit
Yeah ur a loser now. Gg wp.
severe fulcrum
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Crap
U said it
slate summit
That feeling when you are not at the point of being able to grow an actual beard but still have to shave all the time so you dont look like a fucking hobo
indigo hare
That feeling when you are not at the point of being able to grow an actual beard...
Wouldn’t know, ive had a thick beard since I was 8
slate summit
We used to have a guy in class. He always had scraggly long hair, a hobo beard, and wore an old beanie and old jackets
For the graduation video he made a homeless person sign and we had him beg someone for money while sitting on a trashbag
its in the graduation video
He was cool with it lmao but its a running gag
wheat brook
For the graduation video he made a homeless person sign and we had him beg someo...
😂😂😂
slate summit
Honestly our class was fucking weird and really diverse for some reasons
Like half the class was weirdly fucking tall while the rest were dwarves
We had a guy that was like 2 meters tall and weighed 130-140kg
That mf was strong
indigo hare
He was cool with it lmao but its a running gag
Little did y’all know after school he went home to his family under a bridge
slate summit
Little did y’all know after school he went home to his family under a bridge
Nah he aint homeless lmao
Just looked homeless
We also had a really short dude who drank like 3-4 redbulls a day. He was always sipping on that shit. No idea how hes alive
indigo hare
We also had a really short dude who drank like 3-4 redbulls a day. He was always...
My sister used to drink multiple a day too. And then she got kidney stones, and hasn’t touched another one since
Kidney stones are one of my biggest nightmares
slate summit
Understandable
quartz basalt
I funded my steam acct. But couldnt find a game of my interest to buy ; ;
slate summit
I funded my steam acct. But couldnt find a game of my interest to buy ; ;
Schedule 1. Drugs are always the answer
quartz basalt
Nah playd demo. Didn't like it much
carmine thistle
slate summit
Nah playd demo. Didn't like it much
why no drugs
quartz basalt
I prefer booze
slate summit
I prefer booze
just do them all
quartz basalt
Nah. I just gotta dig deeper soon
plain spindle
pearl coral
nice thanks
lucid atlas
so pleated aventails do exist
but no one makes them nowadays because they think they're too ugly or something idk
that's why they're slept on
hallow elk
where the money at
become meccanician
subtle rock
bro want me to go to mecca
quartz basalt
where the money at
Become a degenerate trader
hallow elk
bro want me to go to mecca
⭕
pearl coral
whoa !!!!
hallow elk
gonna do vinland saga in half sword
karmic nexus
pearl coral
So what is exactly going on here?
grappling with the dagger
hallow elk
oh ok
hallow elk
they're both dudes
love your art tho
lucid atlas
<@732378352677158953> i think the guy on the right's helmet has a tail
yeah seems like it
pearl coral
kinda like these ones
lucid atlas
yep
karmic nexus
pearl coral
be makin breakthroughs and shi.
lucid atlas
its pretty interesting how varied these things can get
plain spindle
ts so whimsical
karmic nexus
i got shooters on my block
pearl coral
its pretty interesting how varied these things can get
indeed
seems there were very many breakthroughs in helmet technology in german speaking areas
lucid atlas
its pretty neat
pearl coral
as opposed to italians who made side hinges and were happy with it for like 100 years
gloomy crest
jhicken cockey
karmic nexus
flemish bros
pearl coral
i think the one on the right (the guy with the tail helmet) you can also see the way he's not wearing a separate gorget but it's like one small line lol@lucid atlas
lucid atlas
if only we actually had like
pearl coral
like these ones
lucid atlas
more surviving armor
pearl coral
yes
lucid atlas
like
we have no english armor basically
we have like twelve milanese full harnesses out of hunderds and thousands that were produced
plain spindle
is stalcraft any good
lucid atlas
you basically have to rely on manuscripts and like your knowledge on armor to decipher these things
lucid atlas
yes probably
karmic nexus
to my knowledge most english armors we do have are from the mid-15th century onwards
lucid atlas
pearl coral
where is this chain coming from
pearl coral
my eyes hurt
subtle rock
clean them
rugged pagoda
if they fixed the grips this would be peak
but weve been asking for almost a full year now
ong think they do it on purpose atp
slate summit
My brother: Literally knows everyone from every school in a 10km radius, has like 4 seperate whole friend groups, always fucking god knows where, goes to like 3 birthday parties in 3 days
Me: Hasnt seen the light of the sun in weeks
indigo hare
My brother: Literally knows everyone from every school in a 10km radius, has lik...
The sun is stupid. It’s hot and bright
I’d much rather stay indoors
slate summit
My brother: Literally knows everyone from every school in a 10km radius, has lik...
We just went to a religious event today with like 80 students around the whole fucking region
that motherfucker knew 30 of em
Guess how many I knew
0
indigo hare
0
indigo hare
My bad haha
indigo hare
I feel you. Im very introverted. I get my social interaction at work lol
slate summit
Hate going outside when its warm
slate summit
I feel you. Im very introverted. I get my social interaction at work lol
The best people are the people that dont talk to me 
lofty kindle
To be fair im not complaining
indigo hare
Moai killed it ofc
It’s what I’m here for buster
You’re welcome
I should be charging you a fee
untold wraith
Markiplier face:
indigo hare
Im not going to respond
untold wraith
Whatever this video is that i randomly clicked:
untold wraith
Still a response
indigo hare
It’s my destiny
indigo hare
No
indigo hare
untold wraith
modern yacht
how do you do that😭 I want to be as cool as you moai man
indigo hare
how do you do that😭 I want to be as cool as you moai man
First off, it’s impossible to be as cool as me
untold wraith
See
untold wraith
Life like this sure is sweet
untold wraith
Lmao
indigo hare
Life like this sure is sweet
Do you like how I deleted your message talking bad about me
indigo hare
maybe you're right then
untold wraith
It does
modern yacht
indigo hare
It does
Im still going to do it
All in good fun, ofc
Don’t let me kill chat like this
untold wraith
I want to be the one to kill chat
ivory fjord
untold wraith
Ur mom
modern yacht
this is me to willie
untold wraith
Henry a new gen
modern yacht
Henry a new gen
I'm Henry of Skalitz
untold wraith
Its either you crash the game by killing willie in a horrific way or the clip ain't cool
modern yacht
untold wraith
Nothin
untold wraith
https://tenor.com/view/i-killed-chat-just-killed-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-smoking...
So the fool thinks.. but in reality it was moai
modern yacht
So the fool thinks.. but in reality it was moai
Moai ran to halfsword chat like a coward... we must raise the army of willies and destroy his legacy
untold wraith
I've already been chipping at it
indigo hare
moai muted me 3 times.
Okay, Heres number 4
untold wraith
💀
wild iron
indigo hare
You know.
wild iron
do i?
untold wraith
indigo hare
modern yacht
https://tenor.com/view/mod-abuse-sad-angry-cry-im-sorry-gif-16286115298641241614
so tragic...
untold wraith
willie is chopped
gleaming furnace
Steven here
drowsy mesa
anyone else get simple joy from slamming willie's head against the fence
wild iron
i suplex him
modern yacht
i suplex him
I swing him around by the legs and throw him across the arena
drowsy mesa
willie abuse?
willie abuse.
wild iron
willie abuse.
the willole
wild iron
I swing him around by the legs and throw him across the arena
grapple
modern yacht
grapple
excuse me, how do I become cool like you?
nah but like genuinely how did you do that
drowsy mesa
why are his teeth such high quality
wild iron
Lol uh
so what you do is
stun them first if you're a newbie
(hit them in the head)
you're going to swing across their leg and then grab the back of it
then do the same with the other
pull back on your mouse and you can pick them up
then you can do whatever you want like slamming
wild iron
its actually easy
but i would prolly use baron at first
or last level knight
so u dont get knocked out when u try to slam
drowsy mesa
i just did the closest thing i could do to a curb stomp on a willie
gilded onyx
Who modeled willie?
i wanna ask a question
why the hell does his eye's have PBR TEXTURES?? liek bro... thats scary also he has no tongue
his mouth should be able to be opened :(
nimble karma
his mouth should be able to be opened :(
Like dis?
Love that this is so bad it gets auto spoilered
!gore
worldly vapor
Love that this is so bad it gets auto spoilered
it has spoiler in the file name
rip u cant take the spoiler out without it going poop
south hatch
yea cause thats not the name
worldly vapor
yea cause thats not the name
have a safe and uneventful afternoon bud
south hatch
gilded onyx
i cant wait till they get emotions
modern yacht
its actually easy
I almost did it omg. I lifted him up and smacked his face into the fence
gilded onyx
what is the gore setting for that
proud smelt
what is the gore setting for that
gentle mode
drowsy mesa
he was rotated
rich oasis
I have broken Willy
proud smelt
drowsy mesa
I have broken Willy
but have you
rich oasis
but have you
drowsy mesa
oh
rich oasis
better yet
rich oasis
Tis but a flesh wound
oak olive
chat is as dead as my 2 companions that died in the outskirts of pripyat
wait shit nvm
ornate ivy
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-kai-cenat-rage-hardcore-minecraft-speed-gif-83...
Me and @indigo hare (he hates me)
indigo hare
Me and <@822279999796543538> (he hates me)
Youre my biggest opp
oak olive
I agree with Grand Duke Easter Moai of Roku Isles
indigo hare
I agree with Grand Duke Easter Moai of Roku Isles
Youre my new favorite
oak olive
Yay
echo kernel
gloomy urchin
goob morning everynyapony
oak olive
hi
pearl coral
hi
lime harness
bort game :>
astral ether
https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-reaction-meme-funny-begging-crying-gif-111512430...
I mean I've clutched wins one handed
gleaming furnace
im half sworing it
gilded onyx
I mean I've clutched wins one handed
im in the abyss to try and beat the abyss so when my hand gets cut off i cant win
astral ether
ah
just don't get your hand cut off then
I know it's easier said than done but it IS a solution
pearl coral
gilded onyx
just don't get your hand cut off then
dude my hand got tapped.. NOT SLICED TAPPED AND IT CAME FLYING OFF
zenith dirge
wheat brook
https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-reaction-meme-funny-begging-crying-gif-111512430...
We can survive with non adrenaline… mango..😈
gilded onyx
We can survive with non adrenaline… mango..😈
i hope you burn to death
gilded onyx
mods burn this guy to death
wind geode
Ts did not happon bruh
gilded onyx
Ts did not happon bruh
it did, trust i was the horse that's alive
chopped them straight in half
pearl coral
Ts did not happon bruh
lol
gilded onyx
watch twin peaks
wind geode
But some words are too hard for me to make out because of the quality
gilded onyx
mods can you burn the guy that said mango in a acidic fire
gilded onyx
we gotta put this guy down..
wheat brook
Mustaardddd😂😂😂😂
idle crest
Ts did not happon bruh
Clearly it did happen, you just needed a sword capable of cutting through gods.
wind geode
6 7
wind geode
yoo
wheat brook
6 7😂😂😂😂
wind geode
we share a brain cell
wheat brook
Mustard? Mango?
pearl coral
It's crazy that the text is still partially readable though
it's very awesome that you can read such
oak olive
dude got timed out
pearl coral
i really want to get into making transcripts of italian texts
idle crest
The braincell you each have is actually a single quantum braincell.
oak olive
what happened 😭
oak olive
butters1650
oak olive
thats what im sayin
wheat brook
Never seen him in my life😭
pearl coral
he said some EVIL.
pearl coral
it never made it into the chat
gilded onyx
im gonna put myself down
pearl coral
it was intercepted
uneven reef
What he say
it didnt go through
cobalt nymph
i am back from my 30 day ban...
uneven reef
it just
oak olive
it didnt go through
Haha!
uneven reef
auto timed me out
wind geode
Mustard? Mango?
yeah, those are pretty massive topics. But they're slowly fading
uneven reef
i sent u a screenshot
cobalt nymph
it was a hard, lonely terrable month
uneven reef
🥺
wheat brook
yeah, those are pretty massive topics. But they're slowly fading
…. Boi what did you say..😆😆😆
idle crest
warm beacon
i am back from my 30 day ban...
what did u do
uneven reef
six sevennn
wheat brook
Six sevennnn🤪
wind geode
it's very awesome that you can read such
I mean not really. Like 10 words or so
so not a whole lot
cobalt nymph
what did u do
i somehow "tried" to dirty dirty with staff
wheat brook
Me and da boiz when we find mustarrdddd🤪
cobalt nymph
will never do again...
pearl coral
cease discussion of it or you will be re-exiled
uneven reef
Me and da boiz when we find mustarrdddd🤪
mango flavoured mustard that costs 6.70$ 😂 ✌️
cobalt nymph
how was yall toasties 😅
uneven reef
i somehow "tried" to dirty dirty with staff
tried to huh
wheat brook
… how much does that mustard cost??😳😳
idle crest
mango flavoured mustard that costs 6.70$ 😂 ✌️
I like mangos but that sounds absolutely abhorrent.
uneven reef
… how much does that mustard cost??😳😳
six sevennn 🤣
cobalt nymph
tried to huh
end of dissy...
wheat brook
six sevennn 🤣
Silly boiii😆😆😆😆😂
tulip copper
i cant stop listening to thundercat hes so goood fhahfsiuaf
the drunk album is firee
oak olive
El Djibouti Que
cobalt nymph
cease discussion of it or you will be re-exiled
i would like to solemnly apologise By the way
wind geode
it's very awesome that you can read such
I think I can make out "Das, Waffen, Blech, für, auf, angriffbereit, auch, oder, mir, zehn"
Just random stuff from all over
idle crest
I should get back to learning German
tulip copper
warm beacon
sturdy terrace
Hey! Just joined and I'm sorry if this is the wrong channel to ask, but is gauntlet mode working for anybody else?
cobalt nymph
Hey! Just joined and I'm sorry if this is the wrong channel to ask, but is gaunt...
yes? if its a graphic difficulty or your crashing freqently ask a staff member or mod about it
pearl coral
Hey! Just joined and I'm sorry if this is the wrong channel to ask, but is gaunt...
what is the issue
warm beacon
I don’t know how I have level 3 but it’s ok we don’t talk about it
sturdy terrace
what is the issue
I click "Free mode", choose one of the characters and then I click "Challenge" and all it does is take me back to the main menu
wheat brook
Hm
sturdy terrace
Mind you, I am beggar so I'm not sure if that has any effect
wind geode
I click "Free mode", choose one of the characters and then I click "Challenge" a...
You gotta click on "Play demo"
wheat brook
Can someone diagnose this please
cobalt nymph
he means by starting as that level in gauntlet mode i think
wind geode
"Challenge" is just taking you to the menu of the gauntlet mode @sturdy terrace
sturdy terrace
You gotta click on "Play demo"
Wow can't believe I haven't done that. Thank you
cobalt nymph
like how you can choose veteran class and try to go into gaunlet mode as that class
sturdy terrace
So is that the gauntlet then or is it supposed to be a seperate mode?
wind geode
So is that the gauntlet then or is it supposed to be a seperate mode?
Free mode is, well free mode
and gauntlet is the rank mode
cobalt nymph
So is that the gauntlet then or is it supposed to be a seperate mode?
gaunlet is a seperate mode to free mode, you have to make your way up the levels again to play as that class
idle crest
So is that the gauntlet then or is it supposed to be a seperate mode?
Freemode you can do whatever you want.
Gauntlet you have to work your way up without dying.
wind geode
@sturdy terrace If you wanna play gauntlet you have to click on the challenge button first and then on play
cobalt nymph
you always start as "poor" after dying or logging off game sometimes happens
sturdy terrace
Oh right okay. I was just a bit confused as there isn't really a prompt to indicate that I've started gauntlet (unless I'm just daft).
cobalt nymph
Oh right okay. I was just a bit confused as there isn't really a prompt to indic...
to know when youve started the gaunlet mode, look for a counter from 0/3
at the top of fighting selection mode
stiff kilnBOT
mud (ladysword)
oak olive
OH FUCK OFF
idle crest
Oh right okay. I was just a bit confused as there isn't really a prompt to indic...
The sheer amount of people who didn't understand it when the update was released is nuts, so you're not alone lol.
oak olive
I FORGOT ABOJUT THAT
sturdy terrace
Yeah I've been looking at that, thank you for clearing that up.
cobalt nymph
I FORGOT ABOJUT THAT
i will stay here till me days are outnumbered
oak olive
i will stay here till me days are outnumbered
why are you telling me
sturdy terrace
The sheer amount of people who didn't understand it when the update was released...
Haha I can imagine that. It's a bit confusing at first seeing as there's no direct tutorial but all of my confusion has been resolved in the matter of minutes into the game
cobalt nymph
why are you telling me
you replied to me with that 
idle crest
Loads of people were complaining about having to progress instead of being able to pick whatever class they want as if there wasn't literally a button for freemode on their screen.
oak olive
you replied to me with that <:Fryhmmm:1311530904719593502>
i did not
wheat brook
Loads of people were complaining about having to progress instead of being able ...
I only play free mode
Fuck that level up bs
sturdy terrace
I'd rather have a progress system as it gives the player a purpose
pearl coral
I'd rather have a progress system as it gives the player a purpose
yep, and bosses can be a lot of fun to fight too
oak olive
lair lair pants on fire
lair
idle crest
sturdy terrace
yep, and bosses can be a lot of fun to fight too
As I noticed when there was a 7ft giant infront of me beating me to death with what seemed to be a coat rack..
oak olive
i used to think bud light was an energy drink and red bull was beer
cobalt nymph
any yall just ever dicide to be a kunfu artist in poor mode?
pearl coral
i used to think bud light was an energy drink and red bull was beer
ME TOO
idle crest
Red bull gives you wings mate.
pearl coral
redbull tastes like sink water
oak olive
ive never had either
idle crest
Sink water?
pearl coral
would not recommend redbull to any creature with tastebuds
oak olive
would not recommend redbull to any creature with tastebuds
noted thanks bro
oak olive
oh god
pearl coral
i love sink water
wheat brook
???
idle crest
Okay, thought you meant tap water at first
wheat brook
Sink water??
pearl coral
sink water tap water
wind geode
what
pearl coral
the dick zombie from 28 years later is named samson
idle crest
Tap water tastes like straight zombie dih
Your tap water.
pearl coral
i am bereaved
wind geode
the dick zombie from 28 years later is named samson
i've heard about the D-zombie
what is it
I can't find anything about it
pearl coral
what more is there to explain
wheat brook
the dick zombie from 28 years later is named samson
Holy shit I saw his dih😂😂
idle crest
Yea, sounds disgusting, where is it so I can avoid looking at it?
pearl coral
he's got a massive pendulous hog
wheat brook
It was big as hell swinging in my face😂😂
Like get that away from me you handsome devil🤪
idle crest
🤨
wheat brook
Just joshing!
pearl coral
you are such an interesting specimen stizz
idle crest
I can't find anything about it
You've searched far and wide 😂
wind geode
What is happening dude
idle crest
Looking like an alert meerkat at the mention of this zombie lole
I totally didn't try and find it
pearl coral
idle crest
The guy watching is very me pilled
pearl coral
NEED
wind geode
Lemme have a dream bro
wheat brook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO3gooVb400
Yo they’re on horses😂
The horses are gonna fight too?
pearl coral
Lemme have a dream bro
churburg s18 is literally my favorite helmet of all time but it does not fit in the game . ..
pearl coral
The horses are gonna fight too?
watch the video
YES the horses fight too . not really . but they're good vehicles for such .
wheat brook
YES the horses fight too . not really . but they're good vehicles for such .
Holy shit😂😂😂😂😂
Everybody mad asf😭😭
oak olive
Everybody mad asf😭😭
sam was right
wheat brook
Why do people do this
pearl coral
fun !
wheat brook
This doesn’t look very fun bro I’m not gonna lie to you😭😭
pearl coral
this looks like life-fulfilling fun for me stizz
this is one of the prime directives in my life
wheat brook
Looks kinda scary😳
oak olive
this looks like life-fulfilling fun for me stizz
What's with gobba and wooba war
pearl coral
gooba is the right side of history
wheat brook
What’s gooba???
oak olive
gooba is the right side of history
Oh alright
oak olive
What’s gooba???
wheat brook
wtf is that a gooba??😂
wheat brook
I need to see a gooba war Ts would be hilarious 😂
oak olive
https://open.spotify.com/track/5T7UAR0XufFO25MpLAQ9zM?si=d67720b99fc2463e
i'll save this and listen later
pearl coral
i'll save this and listen later
it's folk
oak olive
I'm open to new shit
warm goblet
ƒuck
pearl coral
warm goblet
why bro make it fancy
wheat brook
Him and the helmet look similar
oak olive
or straight f
warm goblet
alt 159
oak olive
i dont use mac bro
warm goblet
Him and the helmet look similar
yea he looks like michael bisping and woody harrelson
karmic estuary
i dont use mac bro
That’s what you want us to think
pallid sigil
Does anyone else's game crash when they kill someone in the abyss
oak olive
yea he looks like michael bisping and woody harrelson
why is your name sex dwarf
warm goblet
i dont use mac bro
me neither
alt numberpad159
oak olive
damn
wheat brook
Who owns a sex dwarf??
warm goblet
the longer list: who doesn't
indigo hare
Who owns a sex dwarf??
warm goblet
*reaches for backpack instead
where i will pull out a fully loaded grilled cheese sandwich
crisp crane
guyd is it me or does the 3rd boss the hardest without the pitchfork
or a buckler
because i have been trying with the sword for 7 times now
zenith dirge
i just fucking farted lol
crisp crane
i have even stabbed him but him dropping his sword can kill you
i looked in cam mode and his dropped sword cut my fuckin skull in half
how
swords are pretty light and you need some force to cut
sturdy terrace
maybe you've just got a baby head
pearl coral
swords are pretty light and you need some force to cut
you dont need that much force to cut
but yeah it is unrealistic to drop one and it cut your head in half
crisp crane
but yeah it is unrealistic to drop one and it cut your head in half
thats the thing
it happened twice
pearl coral
because i have been trying with the sword for 7 times now
either maintain distance and capitalize on openings or close the distance as soon as possible and overwhelm him
crisp crane
either maintain distance and capitalize on openings or close the distance as soo...
i do its just its either he somehow blows through my parries idk if its lag but sometiems my sword clips through guys and also my sword gets clipped through
sturdy terrace
either maintain distance and capitalize on openings or close the distance as soo...
Man how the hell are you nailing that overhead swing? I start the swing and it just turns into a normal swing 😆
crisp crane
Man how the hell are you nailing that overhead swing? I start the swing and it j...
i have done that
its pretty doable with practice
pearl coral
Man how the hell are you nailing that overhead swing? I start the swing and it j...
i use the alt key
basically hold it in the overhead position, and then hold alt and throw your mouse forward
it will keep it on the vertical line with immense precision
sturdy terrace
Will try that, thank you very much. I love using the alt key with the pitchfork and go for their legs
crisp crane
guys have you died on stepping on a dagger?
pearl coral
throwing it forward with left click i mean
pearl coral
Will try that, thank you very much. I love using the alt key with the pitchfork ...
the alt key is very useful for pulling off more technical or precise things
parries too !
sturdy terrace
guys have you died on stepping on a dagger?
No but I literally just got my leg cut off because I slammed my head against the bannister
pearl coral
parries too !
crisp crane
No but I literally just got my leg cut off because I slammed my head against the...
i died 8 times to greatsword man now
sturdy terrace
Crazy gameplay tbh xd
crisp crane
BECAUSE HE DROPPED HIS FUCKIN DAGGER AND I DIED STEPPING ON IT
wheat brook
i just fucking farted lol
Nice😂
crisp crane
WHEN HE HAS HIS ENTIRE ARM CUT OFF
wheat brook
BECAUSE HE DROPPED HIS FUCKIN DAGGER AND I DIED STEPPING ON IT
Shit happens😂
Watch your step
crisp crane
Shit happens😂
I died faster steppin on a dagger than him having no arm
it was instant too
plain spindle
i died 8 times to greatsword man now
just turn player damage down and npc damage up, press f and wait for a opening
crisp crane
just turn player damage down and npc damage up, press f and wait for a opening
i did kill him like 3 times by now
i just die before i can get the G thing
wheat brook
I died faster steppin on a dagger than him having no arm
I would die too man
sturdy terrace
I also figured out by cranking your sensitivity to max, you can spam hella crazy
wheat brook
If I stepped on a big ass knife I would die
crisp crane
If I stepped on a big ass knife I would die
yes but i think id die not as fast as uhh
having my arm cut off 2 secs before
pearl coral
Crazy gameplay tbh xd
i take pride in silly precise maneuvers
crisp crane
and now its 9 times
great sword man threw hiw weapon and it cut off both of my arms
i should really turn down the gore settings
short stirrup
ayo 6 7
steel needle
are we gonna get multiplayer?
sturdy terrace
I finally beat the first boss, only to be sliced directly in half on the first lvl on peasant
short stirrup
Boi what..??😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆 like.. six seven mangoes?? 😳😳
ayy six sevennn
wheat brook
Six sevennnn😂😂😂😆
sturdy terrace
May I ask what the point of the abyss is?
wheat brook
Mustarddddddd
short stirrup
May I ask what the point of the abyss is?
to eat mustard 🤔
oak olive
guyd is it me or does the 3rd boss the hardest without the pitchfork
that's just skill issue
sturdy terrace
I like mustard so thats fair
crisp crane
that's just skill issue
I did beat him with the sword
It’s just
Insanely hard compared to other bosses
This is with considering the baron boss
sturdy terrace
I can't even get past the next fucking level on peasan t
crisp crane
For the Barron it’s pretty easy
Especially if you have a poleaxe or super spikey stick
crisp crane
Though the poleaxe from the barons side is pretty awful because the size increase yes but the strength doesn’t increase enough
wheat brook
crisp crane
Guys the mace for the Barron is very op
I have legit just bonked knights and their arms or legs just crack
Or if the head just knocked out dead
short stirrup
Guys the mace for the Barron is very op
barron has 6 letters
mace starts with m
🤔🤔🤔
wheat brook
quartz basalt
My hr playtime of half sword is 350.
crisp crane
barron has 6 letters
Mace starts with m doesnt it
quartz basalt
soometimes i wonder if i need any other games except maybe a select few
spark quartz
Mace starts with m doesnt it
Yeah i think mace does start with an M
oak olive
mace starts with m
mother
oak olive
My hr playtime of half sword is 350.
48
quartz basalt
neat
wheat brook
Guys if you eat ants will you die?
Guys
If you eat ants is it lethal??
Poison overload??
Guys??
I dont wanna die
rich lantern
wanton portal
when the FUCK is playstation going to make a psp 2
stone spade
wanton portal
seriously
stone spade
when the FUCK is playstation going to make a psp 2
neva
wanton portal
Xbox is making a portable console
why isnt playstation doing the same
ts so dumb
who's running playstation
stone spade
why is Xbox making a portable console
wanton portal
why is Xbox making a portable console
to compete with the switch 2
spark quartz
why is Xbox making a portable console
God knows
stone spade
to compete with the switch 2
most of their library is on steam so why wouldn't people just get a steam deck
spark quartz
Steam deck will forever reign supreme
wanton portal
most of their library is on steam so why wouldn't people just get a steam deck
xbox exclusives? idk
spark quartz
xbox exclusives? idk
LOL
stone spade
xbox exclusives? idk
yeah guys I just HAVE to play Forza on my Xbox portable
stone spade
me when I lie
wanton portal
wait
short stirrup
why is Xbox making a portable console
its just an asus rog ally but with a better ui and hardware
and more comfortable
short stirrup
me when I lie
how
half swords on steam
steams on the handheld
put 2 and 2 together
wanton portal
Im more worried about the fact that you can play nsfw steam games on it
considering how much nsfw games there are on steam
short stirrup
Im more worried about the fact that you can play nsfw steam games on it
you can play nsfw games on every single handheld pcwhy are you concerned about it now
wanton portal
you can play nsfw games on every single handheld pcwhy are you concerned about i...
oh you can?
short stirrup
yeah?
wanton portal
even on the steam deck?
short stirrup
we do we*
tulip copper
like my automation car??
wild iron
I almost did it omg. I lifted him up and smacked his face into the fence
awesome!
wild iron
like my automation car??
i dont think its gonna light up the road tbh
tulip copper
i dont think its gonna light up the road tbh
bru
wild iron
just the facts
tulip copper
didnt i see you on half cord
wild iron
lol
tulip copper
plush granite
spark quartz
I feel like that handle is too thin
wheat brook
Way too thin
short stirrup
mangooo
lime harness
fuggin, sleep reply?
waxen zenith
Willhelm Fischer count your fucking days
wheat brook
gilded onyx
duude tf2 on the new xbox console1!!!
wheat brook
New Xbox??
zenith dirge
is that the "yes king" guy
indigo hare
im retared
Words automodded for a reason! Dont circumvent automod
tulip copper
Words automodded for a reason! Dont circumvent automod
i mispelled on accident
not on purpos
lol
sorry tho
pearl coral
thank you
graceful badger
https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-catbitcord-cat-cat-meme-cat-explosion-gif-178271...
tulip copper
earnest tapir
hello guys
tulip copper
hewwo
idle crest
YES the horses fight too . not really . but they're good vehicles for such .
Man I hate the music people put over cool videos like these.
short stirrup
six sevennn
short stirrup
Man I hate the music people put over cool videos like these.
its hard
idle crest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO3gooVb400
Know a guy who used to do jousting, he told me he wore armour that wasn't made for him and didn't quite fit him for it so when he was thrown to the floor it dug in all over the place. He told me it was so painful he decided that it was the last time he'd do a joist that day.
short stirrup
they should pick better music
like six sevennn ayy😂😂😂😂😂
pearl coral
Know a guy who used to do jousting, he told me he wore armour that wasn't made f...
ouch
idle crest
And by that day I mean he continued jousting the day after.
short stirrup
mustard
idle crest
its hard
Nah its like the same tier music as putting sabaton over a video of guys in armour.
short stirrup
Nah its like the same tier music as putting sabaton over a video of guys in armo...
lowk just a hater
music a lil mid tho
idle crest
I am a hater.
short stirrup
I am a hater.
yooo ayo blud
forest falcon
Man I hate the music people put over cool videos like these.
true
idle crest
Whatever the European equivalent of a weeaboo is, sabaton is for those people.
short stirrup
Whatever the European equivalent of a weeaboo is, sabaton is for those people.
woah worded it perfectly
me personally im an Oregon boo
idle crest
People who have costumes like this.
uneven reef
woah worded it perfectly
six sevennn
short stirrup
six sevennn
ayy ayy
short stirrup
<:Ivanjak:1290487075484864573>
yooo he look like a 🤔 blud
uneven reef
yooo he look like a 🤔 blud
jak blud
tulip copper
ts so cyberpunk
idle crest
From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
idle crest
I craved the strength and certainty of steel.
idle crest
this is mike's whip
God bless America.
wooden olive
Would You Buy This?
tulip copper
how much
wooden olive
10 Williecoin
stable basin
10 Williecoin
sold
tulip copper
i dont know crypto
wooden olive
10 gallons of blood
stable basin
i can make that work
stable basin
lol
wooden olive
:(
tulip copper
will cow blood work