general-catfish-🐱🐟

[stone spade]

lmao

[wild iron]

bro

[stone spade]

Paris is the LA of France fr

[wild iron]

paris IS france

[indigo hare]

Theres also Wikipedia for this sentiment

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

[stone spade]

oh you a Parisian ain't you

[wild iron]

bro no

[spark quartz]

nerd

[wild iron]

paris is france dawg

[violet garden]

Nah a Parisian would know Paris is shit

[stone spade]

every Parisian I've met has been an absolute dickhead that acts like no other place in France is even worth mentioning

[wild iron]

Bro you aint listening

[spark quartz]

so every american

[stone spade]

like I said

[wild iron]

Paris is the country, france is the continent

[stone spade]

the LA of France

[violet garden]

🇺🇸 🦅

[spark quartz]

Europe? No. France? Yes.

[stone spade]

I don't even know how to respond to this bait tbh

[violet garden]

Defining a place by its biggest city is bad

[wild iron]

can i ask an actual question i been wondering

how do clouds not fall

they heavy

[spark quartz]

uhhhh

Poop

[stone spade]

not heavy enough

and when they do get heavy enough

[violet garden]

The rule I go for is the smaller a town/village is, the more chill and cool things get

[wild iron]

millions of pouds of water

[stone spade]

that's rain

[wild iron]

nah cause a cloud is smoke

[violet garden]

Hit up that random village in the middle of nowhere ong!!

[wild iron]

how come the water dont fall through?

[indigo hare]

I don’t believe you are actually asking this

[stone spade]

yeah all dissipated and spread out

[wild iron]

give me an answer

deadass

[indigo hare]

Even in the USA you go over how rain and clouds work

[stone spade]

except it does

that's what rain is

[violet garden]

Lots and lots of water in lots of lots of area

Density not just mass

[stone spade]

fuck

[violet garden]

Also it’s because the CIA

[stone spade]

I'm engaging in the bait

[wild iron]

So how can droplets come out, millions of gallons but a cloud cant fall to earth

its weight or float

which is it

[stone spade]

I forgot you're not allowed to be informative on the Internet

[violet garden]

the CIA

[stone spade]

the cloud is the droplets

[modest kraken]

how do i throw sword with precise accuracy

[wild iron]

No its the river water

[stone spade]

the droplets are the parts of the cloud that get too heavy and fall

[stone spade]

the river water is the clouds that is the droplets

[violet garden]

Perhaps ocean or sea or puddle or lake etc water

[wild iron]

So how does the clouds not fall

[oak olive]

send

[stone spade]

it's all the same shit

[violet garden]

CIA

[wild iron]

and whats the science behind droplets, shouldnt it all come down in a splash?

[indigo hare]

Clouds are made of water droplets and tiny ice crystals. They don’t fall because it’s light enough to be kept up by the wind currents. Beyond that, as already said, it they do get heavy enough, Thats when it rains

[wild iron]

it must be the sunlight

[stone spade]

okay I'm done engaging in the bait

[wild iron]

the sun aint yellow anyways

[stone spade]

bye now everyone

[indigo hare]

No

[stone spade]

that's actually true though

[indigo hare]

Youre done when I say you’re done

[wild iron]

its white

because space uv rays is like

so colorless

color cant be color

thats why neptune is ACTUALLY

[violet garden]

They don’t fall cuz of the density not the weight smh my head

[wild iron]

the color of uruanus

[wild iron]

nah

because

the clouds what are they made off?

if they can rise why cant they fall

??

[violet garden]

They fall

[wild iron]

when

[violet garden]

Seen’t it once

[wild iron]

word?

[unkempt zodiac]

the fog is coming

[violet garden]

Ever heard of fog

Stupid

[wild iron]

hmm

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/release-me-far-cry-5-crying-screaming-nutting-gif-7759256987725887902

[violet garden]

Word.

[wild iron]

fog

is fucking gas from the firehouse shit

dumbass

[violet garden]

Fog is what’s between your ears

[wild iron]

cloud and fog aint even the same color bro?

so how

[violet garden]

You’re fuckin bald bro

[wild iron]

and you're a fucking car

stop getting your engine hot baby bro

but a spoiler on

makes everything better

i learnt that from gta

[untold falcon]

imagine if there a euphoria mod for halfsword

[mild mauve]

gun mod

[indigo hare]

Spoilers only actually do anything on rear wheel drive cars!

[mild mauve]

gun mod

[untold falcon]

would be instant joy

[mild mauve]

gun mod

gun mod

gun mod

[untold falcon]

ragdoll mod

[mild mauve]

ye

s

[indigo hare]

Hush, you animal

[spark quartz]

EASTER

[mild mauve]

and gun mod

im not an animal

sorry

[spark quartz]

Easter you stink

[untold falcon]

muted for five minutes

[spark quartz]

This but you

[indigo hare]

This but you

[spark quartz]

This but you x2

[wild iron]

elaborate mdot

[indigo hare]

Decreases lift and increases downforce to help stability at higher speeds

[wild iron]

i see

coolio foolio

[tawny seal]

Bro is angry

[wild iron]

maybe dead

[oak olive]

shut it you swine

[tired tulip]

al ive

[tulip copper]

random thing i made

[restive trench]

hello chat

ok bro

[chrome token]

es

[chrome token]

naughty willy

[tulip copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308009107453775914/1309844774110363729/speechbubble_20.gif

[earnest storm]

???

[spark quartz]

hello veero

no

[idle crest]

This is what i look like while im arguing with strangers on the internet.

[earnest storm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/608409033031811110/1199389692932661411/image0.gif

[restive trench]

hi sililly

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/blah-blah-blah-balh-blah-balh-bla-bla-shut-up-bro-gif-25742861

[spark quartz]

Can we not post stuff like this please

[spark quartz]

How are you today veroo

[idle crest]

You're the one posting them not me.

[restive trench]

my day has been pretty well

and fun

[tulip copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1110039003102724211/1155397263636574258/attachment.gif

[earnest storm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375215953729814708/1383959437244366918/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_1.gif

[tulip copper]

you know what that means

https://tenor.com/view/fish-gas-station-you-know-what-that-means-gif-1113666392679473186

[earnest storm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1328943170146275348/1337623944731168768/attachment.gif

[spark quartz]

is this ai

[earnest storm]

No it's real

[spark quartz]

I knew it

[modern yacht]

I want to sacrifice my pet rock to willie

[oak olive]

no

[spark quartz]

I dont know what to believe no mo

[earnest storm]

Guys when are we stripping Yippee of his image perms

[spark quartz]

I vote yes

[earnest storm]

I also vote yes

[oak olive]

What about silly heacI

[earnest storm]

No

[oak olive]

I vot eyes

[earnest storm]

Have you seen the shit Yippee sends

[oak olive]

no

[tired tulip]

no

wgat dos bro send 💀

[small spoke]

What is it with this server and posting weird furry stuff

[spark quartz]

fr

[small spoke]

5th weird furry shit I've seen in this server in the last 10 hours btw

[tired tulip]

@gusty geode LENYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEIRD FURRY STUFF IN MY HALF SWORDDDDDDDD

[tired tulip]

LENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[spark quartz]

yeah and it's not even like i care about furry stuff but it's the typashit they be posting

[tulip copper]

WHAT

[tired tulip]

SOFTC ORE PORN IN MY HALF SWORD'

MODS CAN WE BAN THIS GUY

[spark quartz]

also hi nicotine

[tulip copper]

how is it porn

[small spoke]

Hi silly head

[small spoke]

How the fuck is that softcore porn 😭

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-nu-kazoo-this-guy-nu-my-beloved-gif-13543090485045387474

[small spoke]

I can see why it wouldn't be allowed

I'd call it lewd

Not softcore porn

[tired tulip]

lewd is the old word for softcore porn

[small spoke]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Softcore_pornography

[tired tulip]

'softcore porn'

[tulip copper]

its just someone laying on their chest lol

[spark quartz]

can we not argue about stupid shit for five goddamn seconds 😭

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/yea-cat-breakdancing-cat-breakdancing-yea-cat-gif-20448298

[tired tulip]

in thigh highs?

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266582633503260693/1365486982150754354/nah.gif

[tired tulip]

okayy chud your on discord

[small spoke]

it's what this server runs on

[small spoke]

Nothing ever happens..

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/rudy-kobansky-profitansky-power-respect-respect-bro-gif-15464776

[tulip copper]

willy feet porn is ok though

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-angry-birds-gif-14664813930774351418

[small spoke]

Ok dude

[tired tulip]

mods post weird shit too i dont condone it

[restive trench]

? who

[small spoke]

"willy feet porn" what r u referencing

[restive trench]

moai?

[tired tulip]

can we just take away ur image perms i dont wanna have a """"furry awakening""""

some moyai chud-

YEAH

THAT FUCKER

[small spoke]

Might be talking about when sam posted that weird gif

[tulip copper]

theres a thread called willie feet pics and sightings

[restive trench]

moai is

sillously silly

he posts stuff for jokes

[tired tulip]

'silly'

[small spoke]

In what way Is that comparable to porn

[tulip copper]

and just cause something is furry doesnt mean its lewd

[small spoke]

😭

[small spoke]

Brother look at what it is

[tired tulip]

90% of the community is lewd so..............

[small spoke]

It's pretty weird

[restive trench]

yeah true but thats why the furry community exists......

[tulip copper]

they litterally posted picture of willie naked with the half sword logo on his ass

[tired tulip]

it's weird i dont condone it y'all

[small spoke]

In-game Willie feet pics isn't nearly the same as Willie with his feet out and literally with no private parts expect the shape of his buttocks

Stop trying to defend posting weird furry shit in a server with 114k members because there's a thread about posting the in-game character feet pics

🥀

[tired tulip]

LENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HE HAS A POINT LENNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/lenny-rd2-red-dead-redemption-2-rd2-leny-lenyyyy-gif-17880924538932514045

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-jumping-arthur-morgan-lenny-summers-arthur-morgan-drunk-gif-9792857615036059894

can the mod team pls watch general chat pls pls

[tulip copper]

ok still how is it lewd

like i said

just someone laying on their stomach

[tired tulip]

thigh highs isnt fashion... a mini skirt isnt fashion...

[small spoke]

Maybe take a look at it pal I can post porn and tell you it's not lewd and ask you to explain how it's lewd it wouldn't make sense

[tulip copper]

oh no this guy is shirtless image ban him

[tired tulip]

the curves

[jaunty mural]

is this what you look like

[tired tulip]

@small spoke

is this porn

[small spoke]

one second I must take a big review on this one

[tulip copper]

the snake doesnt have pants on

[tired tulip]

you li ke that dont yo u huh?

[neat tundra]

huh

[tulip copper]

erm

[small spoke]

Pretty sure it does

[tired tulip]

which scream were you kepon

[stone sedge]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1270577738826256536

[neat tundra]

all of them, such as these.

[small spoke]

Tan bit late innit mate

[tired tulip]

i heard you alot in the void

[small spoke]

Constipation

[stone sedge]

That's the best way to be

[small spoke]

Willie ate tacobell bruh 💔

[tired tulip]

were you also the gurgling and the mercy cries kepon?

[small spoke]

I think he did gurgling

[restive trench]

he did all the screaming

yeah

he did

[small spoke]

I dunno about voice lines

[restive trench]

all the pain related stuff

[stone sedge]

He did all of the non-word stuff

[small spoke]

Might have been different actor

[neat tundra]

mercy lines are done by the art director ivan

[tired tulip]

' I HANG UP MY BLADE, FOR S URE GRANT ME LEAVE TO LIVE;

[restive trench]

i think Ivan did the speaking

[tulip copper]

playing both files at once

[tired tulip]

W

[neat tundra]

I believe hes saying forsooth at the start

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-and-the-holy-gif-13627858

[tired tulip]

good voice acting all around

mr willie

who did the taunting lines?

[neat tundra]

also ivan

[small spoke]

Kepon from kcd2

[neat tundra]

but the footstep sounds were voiced by franky

[dry shale]

damn he's good at imitating footsteps with his voice

[small spoke]

A new actor just for footsteps?

[neat tundra]

yes, and mcwonderbeast voiced the plate armor foley.
We have a lot of talented people who specialize in making sounds with their mouth.

[restive trench]

well anwyas, i go sleep goodnight chat

[neat tundra]

very very specific sounds

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853259878700285962/1336013022656725032/attachment-3.gif

[tired tulip]

even the sabatons?

[small spoke]

Boy why you so carrot

[restive trench]

not really thats frank

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1383553196236210176/magik.gif

[restive trench]

the lead dev

[neat tundra]

but alas, I must confess.
I am bullshitting.

this is just a fan account

[tired tulip]

YOURE A LIAR

[dry shale]

nuh uh

[restive trench]

fake kepon

[tired tulip]

YOURE A CHEAT AND A LIAR, YOU WRETCH

[small spoke]

Burn the liar

[neat tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/montypython-witch-burnthewitch-gif-5477103

[restive trench]

his pants are already on fire

[tired tulip]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO 500 KILLS WITH THE BILLHOOK PEASANT CLASS @neat tundra TO PROVE YOUR HONOR!

and record it.........

[small spoke]

billhook is not that hard to use

[neat tundra]

the peasant class doesnt have a billhook

thats a hoe

[dry shale]

billhook is op wdym

[small spoke]

tan bit rude to call someone that innit

[tired tulip]

the tiny billhook not the big one....

[neat tundra]

thats a hoe

[dry shale]

thats a sickle

[tired tulip]

....

oh......

500 kills with the tiny sickle...

[dry shale]

or whatever the fuck it is

[small spoke]

Destory the sickle

(worst weapon in the game)

[neat tundra]

are you talking about the one handed doohickey

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/weird-al-doohickey-gif-17785470613852532310

[rich oasis]

This thing?

[dry shale]

thats a sickle

[modern yacht]

I'm gonna start calling it that now

[tired tulip]

the

[small spoke]

Vile and disgusting

[tired tulip]

the billhook!

the tiny one

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/mango-what-does-the-mango-say-gif-2748696010222653877

[modern yacht]

the billhook sickle thingymabob

[tired tulip]

barely bigger than a knife

this thing

[modern yacht]

best weapon in the game

trust me bro

[rich oasis]

This one?

[dry shale]

that shit is not a billhook bro

[tired tulip]

y es

[tired tulip]

do your freaking history bro

thats called a billhook

[rich oasis]

I call it a knife on a stick cause I dont care

[gusty geode]

who tagged

[small spoke]

(c)alled (b)illhook
Chicken butt

[tired tulip]

jesse stop smoking the ganja

[small spoke]

Tagged d eez nuts

[ember grove]

Fuck off

[modern yacht]

it's literally a billhook sickle

[dry shale]

billhooks were designed to pull riders off their horses this couldnt even pull the leaves off a branch

[tired tulip]

me i did mod

[urban elk]

u hook bills with that?

[modern yacht]

comedy genius, take my willie

[tired tulip]

i did i tagged

[gusty geode]

whats up?

[gusty geode]

i hate you

(not really)

[spark quartz]

hi lenny hi lenny hi lenny

[small spoke]

Ok buddy

[neat tundra]

that one only spawns in the abyss I think, but I have a custom loadout saved with it.

[tired tulip]

can we get a review on @tulip copper they're posting furry stuff and its making members uncomfortable

[tulip copper]

vro

it was 2 gifs

[dry shale]

whar

[neat tundra]

the best sickle of 2025

[modern yacht]

I'm sure you can get it with the peasant tier

[gusty geode]

can you forward me the messages?

[tired tulip]

i prefer knife

[ember grove]

Proof....?

[small spoke]

It was a bit ago like I think around 20 minutes ago where he posted 2 of them I think but stopped after ppl told them to stop

[oak olive]

that looks cool

[tired tulip]

@gusty geode LENNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY

[dry shale]

billhook has absolutely crazy reach, even when halfswording

[tired tulip]

theres one just above it too

[tulip copper]

stop pinging mods over trivial shit

[dry shale]

and it can do crazy damage

[ember grove]

And...?

[small spoke]

I don't care enough to do that
Billhook is a good weapon

[dry shale]

which makes it good and pretty easy to use

[small spoke]

That's all I'm gonna say

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853259878700285962/1336013022656725032/attachment-3.gif

[urban elk]

i can't wait for the fullsword sequel to ts game

[tired tulip]

i forward this to you aswell

[gusty geode]

i mean

[tired tulip]

remove his image perms!

please...

[tulip copper]

its a gif lol

[gusty geode]

they arent sexual

[ember grove]

alright fair enough

[gusty geode]

like in anyway whatsoever

[small spoke]

Dont think they're horrible horrible just tan bit weird

Like not softcore porn or whatever someone called it

[grave ether]

its your most average c tier furry twitter art post

[gusty geode]

that would be a S T R E T C H to call it that

[tired tulip]

it's also furry and theres many many many studies that are up to date that link furry to gornography

[grave ether]

"wearing a skirt and thigh highs please like this post!" kinda thing

[tired tulip]

i never liked that kinda stuff

[gusty geode]

it is 2 gifs with nothing inherently sexual about them, if you find it pornographic then that may something about you

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-syaos-british-english-ts-pmo-gif-18322740700124619850

[grave ether]

i think that's a you problem buddy

[tired tulip]

no its like i actually see the evidence

[dry shale]

no???????

[tulip copper]

just stopppp

[small spoke]

I think it's just that people find it uncomfortable (so do I but he did stop when me and the other guy voiced our opinions on it) to see and that's why he has a issue with it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/608409033031811110/1199389692932661411/image0.gif

[tired tulip]

now that we have a mods opi nion

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/and-god-giveth-back-god-byeah-gif-2414682807392051644

[tired tulip]

we can do the rightful stuff and not mention how r/furry*orn has more members than r/furry by 100x

[small spoke]

ok dude

I think it's weird how much you know

[tulip copper]

why did you look

[grave ether]

"dont mention this" (mentions it)

[tired tulip]

and not mention the MANY Peer reviewed studies

[grave ether]

yeah i think it's a you problem

seems like you're really into this topic brah

[tulip copper]

why are you reading anti furry peer reviewed studies

[tired tulip]

that state 9 times out of ten many furries are there for the corn

[grave ether]

tell me more

[small spoke]

ok yea this guy might be weirder ✌️

[tulip copper]

wtf is wrong with u

[dry shale]

ok wtf is going on

[tired tulip]

is it anti furry to mention the logic...

nothing against the furries

im just saying 90% of them are there for the porn

[small spoke]

you're mentioning it to prove two weird furry images are porn

[tired tulip]

you do with that what you will

[tulip copper]

only an anti furry would make a peer reviewed study on how any furries are porn addicted

[spark quartz]

just a stupid argument taking place in halfsword general chat once again

[tired tulip]

that seems counter intuitive to an anti furrian goal though

[pearl coral]

Hi. All will be banned. Goodbye

[grave ether]

YAY!

[tulip copper]

oh

ok

[tired tulip]

oh

sweet

[tulip copper]

:/

[small spoke]

Amazing

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/dove-of-darkness-голубьтьмы-smoke-grey-gif-13842143

[small spoke]

Let's start with silly head

[spark quartz]

man :/

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/making-lunch-green-beans-green-peas-green-beans-and-peas-beans-gif-18001833

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-cro-hello-crow-team-crow-animal-gif-2413609702195771415

[tired tulip]

cookin green beans and sweet peas

[small spoke]

What is this

[tulip copper]

vegetables

[tired tulip]

cookin green beans and sweet peas

[spark quartz]

hello John Lithuania

[small spoke]

Résident evil four food

[tired tulip]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879171194232922162/1172661566454370345/speed-3.gif?ex=65612130&is=654eac30&hm=bd0fd36d584309bdc4a404d83ff4b7ba82b2b04449b7b938b1c809aa831ebe62&

https://tenor.com/view/getting-jiggy-with-it-jiggy-cat-gif-cat-bob-bobbing-cat-gif-8181308640098872583

[tulip copper]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fight-disco-catfight-funny-gif-19881715

[gusty geode]

ME FIRST PLEASE

[small spoke]

Shh guys my show is on

[tired tulip]

i hate anyone named 'ron' 'simon' 'arthur' 'john' 'dutch' 'bill' or a pervasive male named "uncle"

anyways off i go to play red dead redemption 2 for the first time

[small spoke]

I have around 2000 hours I think

[tulip copper]

peak

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/altın-atatürk-atat-ataturk-altınatatürk-gif-18969308

[dry shale]

yo thats peak enjoy it

[tired tulip]

why the fuck is there a person named dutch in the first 30 seconds

hey if your gonna screenshot that screenshit this

i HATE lithuania

i lost my kroger gift coupon there.

[tulip copper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1317555418809106544/1359542495167512746/ezgif.com-gif-maker-1.gif

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/malcolm-in-the-middle-hal-malcolm-in-the-middle-walter-white-son-you-know-theres-no-going-back-once-you-start-gif-24814440

cyka blyat

[tulip copper]

what about a lithuanian named Ron Simon Arthur who has a brother named John Dutch Bill and a pervasive uncle

[tired tulip]

Kurva

Do pekla

Kurwa mac

Kurat votaks

[worldly vapor]

Uncle dane..

[tired tulip]

alright you win

[worldly vapor]

KEIN LITHUANIANISCH

KURWA

😡

https://tenor.com/view/pai-gif-9478928798526726618

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/pai-gif-9478928798526726618

[worldly vapor]

upes begimo

davazu

[tired tulip]

oh modss

[worldly vapor]

thats the only lithuanian I know

apart from kurwa

[woven agate]

#photography📷 message @lucid atlas

[lucid atlas]

dealt

[spark quartz]

English

Only

[tired tulip]

its WEIRD

[spark quartz]

Cyka blyat

[tired tulip]

@spark quartz i already said that one

[spark quartz]

yeah but I'm cooler than you

[tired tulip]

in your dreams

[spark quartz]

I must be dreaming rn then

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-byebye-gif-943587070349455517

[tired tulip]

yeah. wake up,

[spark quartz]

I cant, if I'm only cooler than you in my dreams then I must constantly dream

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-hmph-gif-64331781319027265

[tired tulip]

get your heads out the clouds chud

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-hmph-gif-64331781319027265

[spark quartz]

Listen prat the only thing in the clouds are condensation

[tired tulip]

your brain function is condensated heavily to dream when you sleep

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-hmph-gif-64331781319027265

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-buddha-chuddha-chud-nothing-ever-happens-gif-5905117637949226818

[tired tulip]

ever heard of R.E.M?

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-hmph-gif-64331781319027265

[spark quartz]

binbows

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-dade-dade-audio-sexy-sexy-mustard-gif-25974950

[spark quartz]

No hard feelings regarding the metal debate we had i got a lil heated

[wheat brook]

Mustard😂😂😂😂

[tired tulip]

what did you just say stizz?

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-kai-cenat-alsokami-komik-mustard-gif-gif-8559662327962672792

[dry shale]

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRD

[still scaffold]

goofy guy

you finally switched to the goofy chat

[worldly vapor]

My feelings are soft

https://tenor.com/view/common-rain-frog-frog-in-train-frog-looking-out-train-window-for-len-from-nic-cuz-we-couldnt-find-this-as-a-gif-alrdy-gif-3679557726432238120

[oak olive]

can confirm

[wheat brook]

https://tenor.com/view/d9luxe-gif-11096944477796157368

Mustard or ketchup🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😂😂😂😅

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-gif-4797247466307283957

[wheat brook]

So put some mustard on my roll😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣

Cus you’re bucking up my soul😂😂😂😂

[worldly vapor]

When was the last time you read a book

[wheat brook]

Fuck books

That stupid bs

[worldly vapor]

Whats wrong with books

[spark quartz]

Mustard

[keen palm]

so lomg... chatgpt please summarize horton hears a who...

[worldly vapor]

wtf is this shit

did I just get hypnotized

this is a god tier squirrel stapler reference

[pearl coral]

circled S

[wheat brook]

Yo this one is peak😂😂

Don’t explain it bro☹️

[wheat brook]

Holy shit😂😂😂

[worldly vapor]

AHHHHHHHHHHH MY WASHING MACHINE DID THIS EXACT SOUND

[zenith dirge]

Same lol

[wheat brook]

Who is in the video

Who is that

[worldly vapor]

M&M

John could tell you

[zenith dirge]

Tupac

[wheat brook]

I thought Tupac was bald

Wait that could be Tupac he’s bald

[frank crown]

is that ice cube

[swift moss]

https://medal.tv/games/nuclear-option/clips/kzz2xO3rNpVk_sMx4?invite=cr-MSxmbXgsMjY2ODMyOTAz

[sonic basalt]

how do i beat ultimate challenge bro

cant even reach the baron 😭

[wheat brook]

It’s easy bro

[edgy wadi]

Just make him to submit with a sword to the neck

[wheat brook]

When they submit and just die I get weirded out and uncomfortable

Like they take a knee and just drown in their own blood 😟

[swift moss]

imagine giving up and you just melt to the floor

[wheat brook]

Tragic

[modern yacht]

or worse, just saying "peanut" then melting into the floor

I love it when they do that

[pulsar bone]

Erm, what the Plancon?

[wheat brook]

Mango??😂😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣

[frosty stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/mommy-asmr-asmr-court-courtroom-meme-gif-7634813348171129561

joker! dont lie! I have thy search history...

balls.

fr

...

https://tenor.com/view/cory-kenshin-coryxkenshin-cory-x-kenshin-gif-5730664919077391571

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-ragebait-this-guy-iron-man-tony-stark-gif-3966857531535969686

[pulsar bone]

Mods, forget about any wacky punishments just fucking kill this guy.

[frosty stratus]

😭 🙏

okay too far

i agree with lolcat

https://tenor.com/view/nxs-cube-cornball-ball-corn-gif-2361257093465839159

[pulsar bone]

You gotta pull the pin first stoopid.

[frosty stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/great-point-brian-lagerstrom-you-had-a-valid-point-you-raised-a-salient-point-gif-8567708727536344155

ngl fuck it ima speak in gifs for as long as i can

[rotund burrow]

🤑

[rotund burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-hello-chat-gif-635688626936566701

[wheat brook]

We’re not doing Ts bro

[frosty stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-elmo-yeah-im-okay-how-about-you-gif-16776064

[wheat brook]

I’m back everyone lock in

We’re not doing this

[pulsar bone]

Paint the Town Red mentioned

[wheat brook]

??? There’s no such thing as that wym?

I’ve heard of peee the town yellow

[pulsar bone]

Paint the Village Maroon is better fr

[sweet wigeon]

extra e intended*

[frosty stratus]

nah. bad opinion. Paint the sea Light Goldenrod Yellow is better.

[pulsar bone]

Okay, but can you use sharp melee weapons to climb walls in it?

[frosty stratus]

You can use this guy tho. is that good enough?

AH FUCK NAWH

[worthy raptor]

i MIGHT SOUND SLOW BUT HOW DO YOU TAKE A SCREENSHOT ON A PC

[frosty stratus]

prt scn

dw iwt higm

[worthy raptor]

nooo

tell me

[frosty stratus]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GzhDyQnJJJw

[pulsar bone]

f12

[worthy raptor]

nvm I got it

[frosty stratus]

piss red

[frosty stratus]

Wait yo piss aint supposed to be red?

[untold wraith]

Yes it is dw don't let anyone else tell u otherwise

God i love my job

[frosty stratus]

tanks

Its prob cause i drink too much monster but that is healthy for the heart. right doctor misinfo?

[drowsy finch]

Wale!

I saw whales :)

[frosty stratus]

is this a leak?

[pearl coral]

this is a drawing from an old book

[frosty stratus]

aww

sad

dumbass 😭

this monster

https://tenor.com/view/white-monster-wmster-monster-energy-monster-energy-drink-monkey-gif-15628061433413475006

FLOOD

OHHH MODERATORR

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[foggy horizon]

yo

[zenith dirge]

who are you?

[foggy horizon]

i am new

[frosty stratus]

I dont eat cooked meat because proteins look scary.

[foggy horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-gif-27563888

[woven yew]

sashimi then?

[zenith dirge]

oh ok

this is very informative

[frosty stratus]

yes

it indeed is.

I dont have a ballsack because sperms look scary

[zenith dirge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6umfbRvyZSA payday 2 modding community goes crazy

[gusty geode]

i hate to tell you this

its happening all over your skin too

[frosty stratus]

what is skin

[woven yew]

I don't have a body because that's where my skin cells have sex

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-arnold-schwarzenegger-arnold-t1000-arm-skinned-gif-19987358

oh ok

[frosty stratus]

I dont have a brain because that is where mommy asmr gets stored

[gusty geode]

the fun peel off stuff on your body

peel it off

peel off your skin

[wheat brook]

What

[gusty geode]

me tryna find the bugs

[wheat brook]

What bacteria has sex

[frosty stratus]

ngl anyone know the backround song in that video?

at the start

[frosty stratus]

fartdrom

[zenith dirge]

the cia put trackers in my dih

cant even bub some shit up without being spyed on

[frosty stratus]

they put trackers in my ahh.

.

is this even allowed

😭

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/mrkerbs-spongebob-thecrustykerb-minecraft-fortnite-gif-25600639

[frosty stratus]

valid crashout

[edgy wadi]

I allow it tbh

I deny your reality and fill it with my own

[keen stump]

So if any of y'all remember the Stop Killing Games Initiative, I got good news and bad news

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-inconvenience-minor-inconvenience-car-minor-inconvenience-car-gif-1374528729861010544

[frosty stratus]

The new mario kart:

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/what-mickey-wha-happen-happen-shocked-gif-16923342

[zenith dirge]

moist critical is ass

[keen stump]

The good news is there's been an update

[frosty stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/banger-bop-music-listening-to-music-fire-gif-14597599668795356245

[keen stump]

The bad news is we're losing the war

[frosty stratus]

I DONT GEIVE A SHEETE

[keen stump]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIfRLujXtUo

[zenith dirge]

too bad i dont care

[keen stump]

Cool

So if any of you are in the EU and aren't children

Maybe try to help? :>

[zenith dirge]

too bad so sad

shonk

tape dispenser

@keen stump tell me the jobless lore

PLEASE

https://tenor.com/view/double-gulp-slurpee-cup-7eleven-mad-gif-20124540

DOUBLE GULP CUP

one time i found the end of a shovel handle in my nearby creek

this part

epic treasure

what was being stored in it?

how long ago was it abandoned?

maybe a predatory animal lived in there at one point?

or some kids found a bunch of bones and hid them for some unknown reason

[oak olive]

i might be gay

[pearl coral]

ok

[oak olive]

hi

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/dove-of-darkness-голубьтьмы-smoke-grey-gif-13842143

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/we-don't-care-gif-1061575578920733370

[zenith dirge]

wtf kinda zaza makes this smoke?

[pearl coral]

dark dove

[oak olive]

yeah i know

damn that's a role?

[wise plinth]

i just broke my leg wth

since when was that a thing

[oak olive]

oh good job

or sorry for your loss

[wise plinth]

i didnt know you could break limbs in this game

[pearl coral]

you've been able to for a long time

perhaps even since release

[oak olive]

oh in game

[acoustic sedge]

mfw carbon emissions

anyway, i am thinking about tatting up my hand aswell, but i ain't too sure about it, they fade a lot more quicker

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/this-server-is-my-life-this-server-is-my-fucking-life-lstanberg-gif-23058810

[acoustic sedge]

and tatting knuckles does hurt, ive inked my neck before and it was nowhere close getting inked on that little wrist bone

[unreal bay]

Tapir

[pearl coral]

I need ts sword in Half sword.

[wild iron]

i speed blitz u

[worldly vapor]

is that a pistol grip dagger..?

[dry shale]

nah bruh that shit could flay you alive

[earnest storm]

why u calling mods

[worldly vapor]

@brazen slate Ban this guy now

[earnest storm]

why are you calling mods

with this treasure I summon RobloxPro87

@strong tusk

[tulip copper]

are we still going on with ts

lmao

[worldly vapor]

jesus

[tulip copper]

frog

[grand bane]

Is this from some Talhoffer manual?

[pearl coral]

yeh

[grand bane]

I recognized the arena. If memory serves it might be the 1467 one

[pearl coral]

oh my gosh

[pearl coral]

1459

talhoffer is so hard for me to understand and all of the illustrations seem unrelated from each other

[grand bane]

Seems like emoting on your defeated opponent has been around for a while

[worldly vapor]

wtf is going on here

[grand bane]

He is emoting on the maidenless bozo

[pearl coral]

a devil is crawling into the dead man's mouth

[grand bane]

We used a full hour long poleaxe lesson to try and piece together a move where you end up pushing the opponent in the armpit from 2 images. Talhoffer kinda used these manuals almost as ads

[quiet sun]

I fuckin love rimworld

[grand bane]

The tldr is that is that is a Talhoffer problem not a you problem

[worldly vapor]

somebody get this talhoffer guy a coach

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

He IS the coach

Thats why he made the manuals

They where however not intended as standalone teaching tools

More to advertise and supplement

I’m pretty sure he would love WWE with all the wrestling he did

[pearl coral]

thank you

you do german fencing right

[grand bane]

Fencing manuals already require an amount of interpretation but Talhoffer pulls that to 11

[grand bane]

I practice and spar German longsword yes

Although in still inexperienced

[pearl coral]

cool cool cool

[grand bane]

Did you have a question?

[pearl coral]

no

going to be sparring tomorrow

[grand bane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266582633503260693/1365486982150754354/nah.gif

[grand bane]

Nice

[pearl coral]

im gonna try and work on elbow pushes and strong parries

[grand bane]

Im at my grandpas place rn

[pearl coral]

maybe grapple a foo . . .

[grand bane]

I’m gonna try not being a broke ah bitch and maybe afford more gear

[grand bane]

As Talhoffer intended🫡

[pearl coral]

FIORE !!!

[grand bane]

My club mainly focused on early German so the Italian guard names confuse me

Anyways it’s almost 5 am

[severe fulcrum]

At least these ones have text

If so little

[grand bane]

Very little text and a lot happens between images

[plain spindle]

istg i thought this was ss13 at first

[severe fulcrum]

The images aren’t always connected, except for when it specifically says that the image is the thing following the previous

It’s just a list of plays like how fiore or Meyer or anyone else would list

Most are surmised exactly what happens from the single image

[pearl coral]

fiore uses multiple images and uses multiple sentences for plays

[severe fulcrum]

Like here, the previous and following images hold no weight on it

[severe fulcrum]

I know, I meant that it’s still in itself a list of sequences, not everything connected together as if listing a duel

Most of the motions have only one image and one sentence

And they are basic

Otherwise they would need further explanation

[severe fulcrum]

At least in more images or something,

[grand bane]

Talhoffers poleaxe manuals got some really complicated grapples

Which all are lacking in the explanation department with 1-2 images

[severe fulcrum]

I know they obviously need explanation like that, what I meant is that you can’t assume there is some motions there that aren’t implied in the end positioning or explicitly stated, so therefore the path of least resistance to that end position being the most basic

Most of them I can gather how you would get yourself there, if Talhoffer had some other idea it’s not my fault he didn’t say it outright, after all it is meant less so as a teaching guide and more a compliment to a person who is already knowledgeable

Though it becomes a lot harder to understand if you think of each play as connected to each other, rather than just listing off happenstances that might be applied in some fights

*In most cases I remember, some of them are listed as one to the next and in sequence, but I know more of the ones that are not.

[gusty geode]

im pretty sure this is a handle of a fork

spade handles are more of a T shape

[zenith dirge]

holy fuck Lenny leave me alone I’m shitting

[gusty geode]

god forbid a man have interest in gardening utensils

in fact yknow what, fuck you? i WILL continue

[zenith dirge]

god forbid a man can peacefully take a dump without being told about utensils

[grand bane]

https://tenor.com/view/competitive-shitting-shitting-kitten-competive-shitting-gif-26316760

[sonic basalt]

i got a glitch where enemies that were supposed to team up with eachother just kept attacking eachother

and then my game crashed

so i couldnt even use it

for ultimate challenge

[gusty geode]

D-handle and T-handle shovels each have their perks, D-handles offer a comfortable, ergonomic grip that's great for longer jobs or when you need more precision, such as the arduous task of forking hay into a barrel while T-handles give you better leverage with a two-handed grip and are often easier to repair or replace, which means they are better for a shovel which is used typically for moving large mounds of dirt in which you would not need the precision to do so, so a D-handle is better for your hands and lasts longer but a T-handle is more efficient and provides more leverage but doesnt have the longevity of a D-handle

[rancid reef]

D handle is for sharp shooters

[gusty geode]

thanks for coming to my TEDtalk

[rancid reef]

Ain't never seen no t handle that i've used

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-tweaking-freaking-out-restrained-shaking-gif-11454566040362811478

[sonic basalt]

how do i reactivate that glitch 🙏

[rancid reef]

I either got sharpshooters or i got normal step-on shovels

Sharpshooter i think is a brand of the really thin long shovels

[gusty geode]

were talking about the difference between these

[rancid reef]

Just wear gloves

[gusty geode]

would you, or would you not agree the T-handle is better for a shovel and D-handle is better for a fork though?

[rancid reef]

I use d handles or straight poles

I don't have any t handles

Ain't never used

What i usually do is i just stand on the shovel and wiggle my body until it goes down

If the ground is too hard i give up because fuck that noise

[gusty geode]

perhaps a regional thing? T-handles are used for most if not all shovels here

[rancid reef]

I'm in texas the land of shovels

[gusty geode]

ol faithful

[gusty geode]

im in scotland, land of fields

[rancid reef]

I see i see

How big are y'all shovels

[gusty geode]

not as big as texan ones i imagine

[rancid reef]

We got some big ones so maybe that's why ours usually have less d or t and more straight

[gusty geode]

if we are to go by the age old adage of texas

[rancid reef]

Big thick wooden poles you use gloves with

Keep the handles for ten+ years

Shovel

[gusty geode]

nah ours we use the t handle so we can step and push with our hand more effectively into the dirt

[rancid reef]

You guys also get a lot of rain too i bet

Or at least more than us

You don't really need big ol shovels if you can move more with your hands

[gusty geode]

this is what the average shovel looks like here

[sonic basalt]

HOW TF DO I BEAT ULTIMATE CHALLENGE

[rancid reef]

You beat it

[sonic basalt]

also why are ppl talking about shovels 🥀

[gusty geode]

all of them have the cross guard

[rancid reef]

Shovels are in halfsword

And they're epic

[gusty geode]

wow god forbid a man have interest in gardening utensils

again

[sonic basalt]

best weapon is spiky stick prove me wrong

[rancid reef]

Our ground is mega hard so t handles probably would not do the job

[sonic basalt]

you cant

[gusty geode]

thats fair, our ground is pretty soft, so you can carry more mass with them but the handles are more prone to damage

[rancid reef]

Sharpshooters with the D handles are real thin and short so kind of more like what you got

[dry shale]

Poleaxe

[gusty geode]

we have D handles on forks so you can throw hay behind you with the leverage basically

[rancid reef]

Spikey stick is the best weapon for sure

That's why i stay away from it

Cheese is not always good

[dry shale]

Armor:

[gusty geode]

i have never seen this before why is it so goofy 😭

[rancid reef]

Heavy:

It's fast and you can easily knock people out with it

[dry shale]

why is it what now

[rancid reef]

Goofy

[dry shale]

It’s kinda easy to block

[rancid reef]

I mean yeah

[gusty geode]

im saying he looks goofy, eccentric perhaps, esoteric even

[dry shale]

And once you get in close they’re done for

[rancid reef]

Absolutely

A slight tap from it will sadly debilitate you

[dry shale]

If you aren’t wearing armor

[gusty geode]

actually yknow what

i just had a moment of clarity

[rancid reef]

A hard tap will knock you over or you can put it between their legs

[gusty geode]

why did i just spend all that time talking about shovels

[rancid reef]

Let them stab themselves

[dry shale]

Not in my experience

Poleaxe is way more versatile

And not shit against armor

[gusty geode]

i like to use the spiky stick as a grater sometimes

if you use the stab with it you can run it back and forward over them and it does some serious damage most of the time

[pine lagoon]

what about clubs as a weapon

[dry shale]

Depends

Do they have metal on them

No? Then they kinda suck

Yes? Good against armor

[pine lagoon]

well yeah most of em did

in war

or buhurts

often had spikes

[dry shale]

Maces are just leveled up clubs

[pine lagoon]

yeah but i still wanna club

and by that logic the plancon is a leveled up spear

[dry shale]

And poleaxes are just a three way fusion between maces axes and spears

[pine lagoon]

yup

so i wanna pretend to be negan from the walking dead and just crash craniums

[gusty geode]

by that logic a baseball bat with nails is just a more compact version of the plancon

[pine lagoon]

uh uh yeah thats exactly it

[dry shale]

That’s actually a poor man’s morning star

[gusty geode]

actually i just kinda realised how easy it would be to make your own homemade medieval weapons nowadays

[pine lagoon]

thats called a felony

[gusty geode]

jokes on you, im not from the states

we dont have felonies here

https://tenor.com/view/scottland-forever-meme-gif-5911719983030502099

[dry shale]

Clearly bro never found a cool stick as a kid and pretended it was a sword

[gusty geode]

no i mean like

weld a chain to a humk of aluminum

slap it on a handle

[pine lagoon]

would be cool to have a spiked club tho one handed or 2 handed

[gusty geode]

flail

[dry shale]

That’s not exactly some thing you can do with stuff around the house

[gusty geode]

i didnt say that

i said how easy it is to make them

[dry shale]

You did say homemade

[gusty geode]

you can buy chains at most stores and you can order a pretty hunk of aluminum off amazon no problem

[pine hawk]

anyone here a memphis grizzlies fan

[gusty geode]

my apologies, what i mean is self improvised

[dry shale]

Are you telling me I can get a welding tool at fecking Costco or smth

[gusty geode]

you can make one

[pine lagoon]

home depot

[dry shale]

That sounds illegal

[dry shale]

True

[gusty geode]

if you can get 2 graphite rods and a microwave

you can make your own contact welder

[dry shale]

A microwave????

[gusty geode]

yep

the coil inductor inside them provides the current for the welder

[dry shale]

That sounds like a one way ticket to the Darwin awards

[gusty geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTDx3sN2dhU

[fair mason]

HEWWO

[gusty geode]

hello mateo!!!

how are you?

[gloomy urchin]

hello everynya!!

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/762745994521083914/1220330783357800530/giphy.gif

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-daioh-hello-everyone-hello-everynyan-oh-my-goh-gif-4097965043367168076

how are you

[gloomy urchin]

goob

[gusty geode]

very awesome sauce indeed

[gloomy urchin]

interacting with people is hard

ion understand the formalities 🥀

[gusty geode]

it can be, i agree

my rule of thumb is give someone a rope to grab onto

for example, i want you to ask me how my day was

if you ask me, i can say one of two things, i can say

• my day was good
  OR i can say
• my day was good, i went out today to do some shopping and then i came home to game for a little while

if i give you things to piggyback, then it makes a conversation easier to have a back and forth with

[subtle rock]

who gonna get me a birthday present

[gusty geode]

when is it?

[subtle rock]

same as sams

[gusty geode]

august 18th?

[subtle rock]

yez

[gusty geode]

whats the weight limit on the gift?

[subtle rock]

earf

[gusty geode]

awesome

i know what im getting you

https://omticemachines.com/showproduct/ctid/4/tid/7/id/44.html

[gloomy urchin]

i am more confused about how to say hi and goodbye

[subtle rock]

hell yeah

[gloomy urchin]

and the handshaking god forbid whoever made that

[gusty geode]

oh, in what sense?

[gusty geode]

handshaking only has one rule

[gloomy urchin]

i think its more confusing in russian that in english

[gusty geode]

no matter what you do, NEVER and i mean NEVER faulter your handshake

[gloomy urchin]

i fail that

[gusty geode]

if someone goes for a fistbump and you go for a handshake, dont go for a fistbump

make them go for a handshake

[pearl coral]

lmao

[gloomy urchin]

why

[pearl coral]

common knowledge i ges..

[gusty geode]

because it becomes awkward if you both faulter

[gloomy urchin]

i mean theres a reason why he doesnt go for handshake isnt there

[gusty geode]

i remember one time you said it was the same as terry mcginnis

and i looked it up from there

[gloomy urchin]

most basic is dirty hand

[gusty geode]

it doesnt have to be a handshake, it can be anything as long as you dont change it

[pearl coral]

oh yeah i forgot about that

percy jackson too

fun factoid

[gusty geode]

if you second guess, it makes the other person second guess

[gusty geode]

i love percy jackson

not enough to read the books

but enough

[gloomy urchin]

ok that logic works fine until you meet someone with the same mindset

[pearl coral]

nobody is going to have an unwavering fist bump

[gloomy urchin]

hmm yeah thats fair

[gusty geode]

well think about it this way, friends and family, fistbump, coworkers or strangers you meet for the first time, handshake

[pearl coral]

i give handshakes to the male members of my family in place of hugs

[gloomy urchin]

alr

i also feel like saying "good morning/evening/other times i forgot" makes me seem old

[gusty geode]

for example, you mentioned russian, it would be weird to say zdratsvuitye to a family member unless their respect required it, and it would be weird to say zdarova to your boss or someone youre not too familiar with

[gloomy urchin]

midground zdtrastviy and zdtraste

[gusty geode]

although im not too well versed on the intricacies of russian formality

[gloomy urchin]

me fucking neither

what no father in family does to mf 🥀

[gusty geode]

i mean when in doubt, just privyet and kak cam, if its someone youre somewhat familiar with

or hey whats up if its english obv

[gloomy urchin]

i cannot bring myself to say anything past zdtrastivyte and do svidanya

[gusty geode]

sometimes you dont need to! sometimes thats all it requires