general-catfish-🐱🐟

[astral ether]

Back when space marines were more like, space cops

[idle crest]

No because we didn't evolve from chimps, humans and chimps evolved from the same common ancestor.

At some point

[loud comet]

juicy covers of the Thrawn Trilogy

[astral ether]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883340992772722688/1384756042180722688/image0.jpg?ex=685e220f&is=685cd08f&hm=d7b7db61c51532da0e84c9a3ddaab776d6ccacf2261a164dbf473153e39ad6b5&

[loud comet]

it's so blyatiful

[small spoke]

(c)himps (b)ecause
Chicken butt

[wanton portal]

@small spoke

[astral ether]

Personally I kinda prefer warhammer fantasy to 40k

[small spoke]

Yea

[astral ether]

Don’t get me wrong, 40 is a lot of fun

[loud comet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opADNvgeZYY

those old proportions

[idle crest]

Skaven, nuff said.

[astral ether]

Oh absolutely lmfao

[wanton portal]

hows bout you, me and vinne take a nice long road trip to the middle of nowhere
maybe somewhere descreet noone can hear a thing

[astral ether]

I fucking love skaven

[idle crest]

Skaven are the best fantasy race hands down.

[astral ether]

But i can also just appreciate that being on a smaller scale, they can afford to flesh out a bunch of locations and regions

As opposed to planets being genericized in 40k

[small spoke]

😨

[astral ether]

Like oh, you have your forge worlds, your agri worlds, pleasure worlds, etc.

[oak olive]

not me

[astral ether]

Sure, makes sense they’d be classified by what they specialize in

But that’s kinda as far as it goes

Only so many named ones

[small spoke]

spe(c)ialize (b)e
Chicken butt!

[idle crest]

Im a big chaos space marines fan so 40k is my goto

[astral ether]

I find chaos marines a little boring personally, but they do look cool

However, fantasy chaos warriors have them fucking beat in a drip contest

[small spoke]

Yo what is ts ✌️

[idle crest]

Chaos space marines are only as boring as you make them.

[small spoke]

I was trying to find a specific message here and found THAT instead

[astral ether]

I rest my case https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1269670276950528021/1385604857444040856/image0.jpg?ex=685e9595&is=685d4415&hm=e4709506e3f6894a5f90f07d1028396c3ed71ed7e5f423c0e7a6c9bc4c0fb6c6&

They win the drip contest lmao

[astral ether]

And true enough

[small spoke]

Yes sire

[astral ether]

Honestly some of them also just piss me off

Like what the fuck do you MEAN fulfrim couldn’t tell a fucking sword from his inner monologue

[forest falcon]

the name color 😭

[oak olive]

guys is this the catacombs of solaris

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373147173008707606/1387807626191962162/attachment.gif

It is now a gif

[idle crest]

Counterpoint...

[astral ether]

Fair lmao

[idle crest]

I'm afraid the codex chaos space marines art is so good that it's genuinely unfair on all the other codex books lol.

[small spoke]

Discord bots

[blissful zenith]

general cat

[astral ether]

One thing I will give 40k credit for tho is that the grimdark aspect isn’t always edgy for the sake of it, a lot of 40k’s cruelty does come from its utalitarianism

[small spoke]

I'll give you one one sec

Assyt

Assyst*

[astral ether]

Which also brings me to the point that daemonculaba are still canon

GW just tries to sweep that detail under the rug when it can

[small spoke]

There's been worse stuff on discord gifs

Tends to be taken off after like 8 months tho

💀

NO

[astral ether]

Tragic lmao

[small spoke]

What have I done

/gi f

Without the space

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248466428231815280/1387062706309300387/cat-ex-machina_1.gif

[small spoke]

If you want to make videos into gifs I can give you a another bot

[idle crest]

Chaos has been eating well these last few years when it comes to art tbh.

[small spoke]

Media forge

Yea discord is being a little weird with gifs rn

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1086506182090440794/1387808615712297081/togif.gif?ex=685eb0fe&is=685d5f7e&hm=604c29fb92a029c8effb04b5c77f9837ee8e46cf66ea0eb7c6db988ffb717486&

[small spoke]

Some gifs you make sometimes just don't work

Chrome guess what

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373147173008707606/1387808654845153464/DkPCeUuw.gif

[gentle badger]

Love the Cadian going "you seeing this shit?"

[idle crest]

That's why I don't really like night lords that much, they're the chaos warband that really sort of embodies edgy for the sake of edgy.

[small spoke]

Some discord gifs don't work for some reason

Dunno the cause

This is a new problem

Basically for every discord bot that lets u make gifs

[forest falcon]

skill issue

[small spoke]

nice video

https://tenor.com/view/hello-cro-hello-crow-team-crow-animal-gif-2413609702195771415

Ok bro why did I immediately check his account when you said that

I find the weirdest game known to man ✌️

[forest falcon]

peak game

[small spoke]

Bro forgot to turn off activités ✌️

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1109886666543464579/doordash.gif

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[small spoke]

The gif itself is broken

It happens like that for some re

Reason

I'd recommend making it a gif again

I shouldn't have made ts gif and sent it to bro ✌️

He's gonna abuse it

[forest falcon]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/3F4k3H5HbV2p_ikCUzfUJb42FVrLaC-rCrZzVHHFe1s/%3Fquality%3D95%26as%3D32x8%2C48x11%2C72x17%2C108x25%2C160x38%2C240x56%2C360x85%2C480x113%2C540x127%2C640x150%2C720x169%2C949x223%26from%3Dbu%26cs%3D949x0/https/sun9-17.userapi.com/s/v1/if2/6GM-HK_WO0j13vl2z3B1EmpXvIyPmzOJ3g2CmPqVYn72rtPXAGWBHKNmhvfMysSwlvgwMbSY4_GJXu80na9zVpl_.jpg?format=webp&width=1044&height=245

[gloomy urchin]

relatable

[worldly vapor]

china in the 1960s

[gloomy urchin]

anyways i go sleep chat goobnight everynya!!

[worldly vapor]

godngiout

[astral ether]

Deus ex is such a good game

[idle crest]

"they're so evil like they kill babies and stuff"

Every warband has wiped out planets so I'm sure they've all vaporised a few babies in the process, night lords aren't special.

[astral ether]

Goddamn

[small spoke]

You ever played with mangos in your mouth while playing bloxfruits with your life on the line?

That's called dark mangophysically

[heady mulch]

Grunge

[oak olive]

So fire

do you have a youtube channel

[heady mulch]

thank you bro ❤️

[stone spade]

the fuck

[astral ether]

Yeah I’d say Night lords are an exception in that case. Just for space marine chapters in general, I find myself liking the dark angels a lot for the whole knight thing they got going on. Grey knights have my favorite terminator armor design but their lore just bums me out. The sister sororitas deserved better

[gentle badger]

Afaik the sororitas blood thing was retconned

[idle crest]

dark angles are the only non chaos army I play tbh.

[astral ether]

I would hope so

[heady mulch]

yess https://www.youtube.com/@goodmalware95

[astral ether]

Dark angels go hard because they also got a cool knight thing going on

I know ultramarines are supposed to be a shining example of what space marines can be but like, damn they’re oversaturated to hell

[oak olive]

thank's, one im done with half sword i'll subscribe

[astral ether]

I know gw loves their boys in blue but ffs please give any of the xenos factions some more love 😭

[idle crest]

@astral ether I used to run warhammer game nights, mainly for the younger lads, and to spice things up I used to send down my deathwing knights as a final stand if i was about to loose but before doing so I'd play this through the speakers:

https://youtu.be/3OZU3fi08-o?si=xl3jPXKNm3S7PEtk

[wheat brook]

What the fuck is that

[astral ether]

Oh my god, that’s amazing haha

I’d love to play warhammer on the actual tabletop at some point

Maybe even tabletop sim

[idle crest]

Chaos knight rampager, here's mine.

[astral ether]

Oh shit, I didn’t know chaos had their own imperial knights

Well I guess they aren’t exactly imperial anymore lmao

But you get what I mean

[idle crest]

Most of the units are literally just imperial knights but with chaos flavored rules tbh

[astral ether]

Makes sense

[idle crest]

That chaos knight I posted was one of the only two actual chaos kits you could buy for knights.

[astral ether]

If only warhammer wasn’t so fucking expensive though

I genuinely would like to put together a proper army

[idle crest]

Didn't you say you were middle class?

You should have way more money than me.

[small spoke]

All I can think of is rdr2 for some reason

[astral ether]

I say it somewhat jokingly but I live middle class, though I do not make middle class income (I am in college)

Even then though I’m talking about how fucking expensive like, a given faction’s titan units are

[idle crest]

Yeah never buy titans lol, they're all forgeworld resin and they're way more expensive than games workshop models.

[heady mulch]

1_ I forgot to put it, in the future I will. 2_ I didn't make that song

[idle crest]

@astral ether incase you don't know, knights and titans are two very different things, nobody plays titans.

[astral ether]

Honestly part of it is that I thought they like, took point cost into the actual cost 😭

[astral ether]

I know titans are the giant fuck off mechs lol

Knights are certainly a kind of mech, but not big enough to be a titan

[severe fulcrum]

This reminds me of no fair by wipers

[astral ether]

Usually involved with feudal worlds as well iirc

[modern karma]

The bone breaking noise is so disgusting

And it catches you off guard because its slightly louder than everything else

[severe fulcrum]

The rhythm and intervals

[heady mulch]

I didn't made that song, I dont have that file

[idle crest]

Knights are giant fuckoff mechs too, look he's cutting a damn dreadnought down the middle like it's butter. Titans are just godzilla sized.

[stable basin]

the steam sale begins in less than 2 hours

[astral ether]

I guess I was talking more in respect to each other lmao, but I am familiar with both haha. Both are really cool

[heady mulch]

Yes, he maybe have it tho

Not me hahahh

[idle crest]

I've got a chaos knight with a massive harpoon canon that does enough damage to reliably one hit annihilate a dreadnought from across the table lmao.

[astral ether]

Goddamn haha

[idle crest]

Titans ARE the table.

That's the difference

[astral ether]

Also silly question, do people not field titans because of the high point cost not allowing many other things to be fielded, or because it just outright fucking exceeds the point cost limit lmao

I at least know typically they ARE your army

[idle crest]

They aren't very useful in modern warhammer. (gotta cap objectives and complete missions to win, titans are awful at this)

Extremely expensive.

Hard to transport.

Too many points for most games.

I've only ever seen one guy play titans in my local group and he built the titan out of games workshop shipping container scenary.

[heady mulch]

there are lightsabers mods; but if they can be more heavy weight would be awesome

[astral ether]

That’s actually kinda cool though. Shame that kitbashing isn’t allowed in tournaments tho

[heady mulch]

yess, i use some of your weapons, they good

[idle crest]

The worst thing about titans is that they can't move half of the time because the scary stops them, they should be able to just step on scenary and remove it from play, the things flatten a building easily.

[heady mulch]

no problemm

[astral ether]

Alright that actually sounds frustrating to work around

[oak olive]

give up bro

[idle crest]

"enemy approaching from that direction"

"okay, removing that direction".

-imperial titan (probably)

[heady mulch]

waht about the Zanpakuto from bleach?

[heady mulch]

hahahahh

[idle crest]

Yea it's a problem for knights too.

[heady mulch]

r u a hater of bleach mr mc

[astral ether]

That’s unfortunate

You have a big fuck off mech and can’t even fully utilize it

[lofty kindle]

Nah I generally oppose whatever is currently the topic of conversation.

[idle crest]

Although I think knights were given a rule where they can ignore terrain bits unless they're over four inches in height, granted four inches isn't very high for a knight.

[heady mulch]

soo; you dont wanna play some peak rn?

[idle crest]

Can't believe I put the wrong "they're"

[lofty kindle]

I am down, we gonna recruit GHM?

[lofty kindle]

I didn't see it your good.

[heady mulch]

i think he didnt like it hahaha but i am down now

[astral ether]

It’s something at least

[oak olive]

let reason rule where rage might reign

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-ahh-i'll-fucking-do-it-again-gif-9856290909859334910

[restive trench]

hello chatters

[idle crest]

Plato level quote

[oak olive]

it is from pluto

[restive trench]

no

[astral ether]

I know we were talking warhammer but I’m excited for when the Trench Crusade rule book is finished and shipped out

[lofty kindle]

I cannot.

[idle crest]

"the curse of much knowledge is often indecision" - paarthurnax, skyrim.

[astral ether]

Why does it look like this

[oak olive]

im all for protecting the emperor but fuck the girl i forgot her name for trying to get me to kill paarthurnax

[idle crest]

As someone with over 600 steam games, I concur with paarthurnax.

[idle crest]

Astrid

Iirc

[oak olive]

thats the dark brotherhood 😭

[astral ether]

I got at least like 80 games in my backlog that alone makes me indecisive

[idle crest]

Oh, same level of intelligence

[astral ether]

[oak olive]

true

[idle crest]

Delphine

[oak olive]

yea

[idle crest]

Astrid and delphine are definitely the two biggest brainlets in skyrim.

[oak olive]

the what

did he deserve it

[idle crest]

My best mate when I was younger admitted to killing paarthurnax for the dragon bones.

[oak olive]

[stable wren]

a barret .50 cal

[oak olive]

just go anywhere else bro

[stable wren]

make it a melee

a rock

[cloud fjord]

I like

[stable wren]

why not

and?

its funny

smacking someone over the head with a rock

[cloud fjord]

Did you know for swords you just have to make a knife big and give it a guard and call it a day

[oak olive]

you're more boring but ok

[small spoke]

I'm assuming you have to script the mods you make what language do you use

[eternal moss]

https://youtu.be/SZAsCsMR11s?feature=shared

[oak olive]

you dont need a guard, but yeah

[astral ether]

I only killed paarthurnax because I was also a huge brainlet when I was younger, and thought it was a main quest lmao. I shortly after realized “wait a minute, this isn’t something I have to do!” Got really pissed off, and reloaded my save to before I did that

[small spoke]

oh

[cloud fjord]

Don’t talk to me

[small spoke]

💀

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/mango-what-does-the-mango-say-gif-2748696010222653877

[oak olive]

you can't deny history

only i can

[idle crest]

Stopped reading after the first five words, you're blocked, have fun in blocksville

[cloud fjord]

You can’t deny you grow weak in the knees and heavy in the loins when I enter the room

[oak olive]

true

[cloud fjord]

Yet you do

[astral ether]

[cloud fjord]

See

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-farted-i-farted-farted-gif-5047502470961407479

[oak olive]

no im always right

[astral ether]

Anyways I have skyrim on the switch I should probably get it on steam

[cloud fjord]

Then you saying true means that you agree with my statement

[idle crest]

The game itself wasn't even scripted.

[oak olive]

can you read

[small spoke]

Wat

[idle crest]

Unless you count blueprints as scripting.

[oak olive]

or like

what is your memory capacity

[oak olive]

that's drawing right

[cloud fjord]

Ur just mad you agreed

[small spoke]

U're*

[idle crest]

Game was made with unreal engine blueprints system, nodes.

[cloud fjord]

Ur is short for you are

Get told smelly

[small spoke]

Ur is short for your

[cloud fjord]

Nuh uh

[small spoke]

Yuh uh

[cloud fjord]

Nuh uh

[oak olive]

no, i'm always right

[small spoke]

Ohh

I see

[small spoke]

Yuh uh

[oak olive]

and that's photoshop

[cloud fjord]

And you said true

So I’m right

[cloud fjord]

Nuh uh

[small spoke]

Yuh uh

[cloud fjord]

Nuh uh

[oak olive]

no

[cloud fjord]

Yuh huh

[small spoke]

Yuh uh

Next person to say nuh uh means yuh uh

[cloud fjord]

Nah hah

[restive trench]

yuh uh

[small spoke]

sorry pal I don't understand what you said I'm going to assume you agree with me

[cloud fjord]

Reels

[small spoke]

Ok bro

[cloud fjord]

It expresses my thoughts in video form

Like Helen Keller with a type writer

I know not what it means but I know it expresses how I feel

[modern yacht]

chill out Shakespeare

[cloud fjord]

Manifesting the vibe you’re a zanny fan

[idle crest]

Whoever said that is cringe.

[small spoke]

ban Speedrun 101 😭 🙏

[oak olive]

Damn

[modern yacht]

manifesting the vibes that you're cewl 😎

[cloud fjord]

I paid to get ahead In life so I won’t be banned

It’s accurate to medieval times

[small spoke]

Amazing

[cloud fjord]

I could behead you in the streets but pay 150 grochen and go free

[modern yacht]

Oh my god it's Henry reference

grochen

[oak olive]

gave bro that medieval bowlcut

[modern yacht]

2 face if he was a bald medieval peasant

[cloud fjord]

Kcd fans when someone lives in Bohemia unironically

[modern yacht]

No joke, I have a Bohemian friend who I call henry (he thinks I'm a dementia patient)

[cloud fjord]

Which Henry cut he got (modern day interpretations)

[modern yacht]

Never seen his face lmaooo

but i'm gonna guess left

he sounds like he'd have that cut

[cloud fjord]

Bully

Not the honourable way

[modern yacht]

but the cuts fire

[oak olive]

"just a flesh wound" ass willy

[idle crest]

Average user of that app.

[modern yacht]

Monty Phyton and the holy grail black knight looking Willie

[cloud fjord]

Stop playing scrabble with the rabble and be the fart slave of the baron enclave baby girl

[idle crest]

Would rather not.

[modern yacht]

absolute poetry good sire

[oak olive]

how does he have the black arming doublet?

[cloud fjord]

Thank you noble squire

[modern yacht]

He's OVRDTH in disguise

[oak olive]

damn

baron is easy

[modern yacht]

his poleaxe is so weighty, he's so easy to clobber to death

[oak olive]

that's true

[modern yacht]

and when you use him when you unlock him you can barely hit anything lol

should have given him a golden plancon

lmao

[oak olive]

i hate playing as him

dwarf willy when

we need a small willy

like really small

[modern yacht]

a small willie that you can pick up and hit other willies with

[oak olive]

i mean to play as but yeah

they should add a really small willy that we can swing around

[modern yacht]

small willie with 2 daggers

and he can launch hella far

is this gonna be in your 4th weapon pack?

[worldly vapor]

Trying to organize a chart of ancient helmets has got to be the biggest pain in the ass of all time..

[modern yacht]

I'm gonna find the orb

time to hit willie with balls

It's so beautiful

Best weapon is the game

[bright forum]

ORB

[oak olive]

me llamo mud

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/magic-ball-float-metal-ladle-tricked-gif-3585719

[frank sail]

Anything that can be done against these crashes?
Crashed like 5 times on Baron today, it's getting very tedious having to repeat these fights all over

[zenith dirge]

yall remember that time i humbled a vtuber?

[idle crest]

You're.

[zenith dirge]

Youy'ruey

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[modern yacht]

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD HIT THAT HARD

[idle crest]

If a prostitute does it for money then what do you call someone who does it for free? A hobbystitute?

Who hurt you mayne.

[modern yacht]

how do you even come up with this lmao

[idle crest]

Embed fail.

Try not failing your embeds next time.

[modern yacht]

Nope

[idle crest]

Thank you for these consistently funny gifs you routinely send. 😐

[modern yacht]

peak comedy

ts so tuff

[modern yacht]

how am I not in the brainrot museum for saying that

[idle crest]

They all got me like

[modern yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/mango-bird-mango-bird-gif-11173227468316004238

[modern yacht]

I feel like he everything BUT a torso monster lmao

[spring glacier]

just got the game and finally beat the beggar boss

this game is something special i can tell

[modern yacht]

call the ghostbusters

[idle crest]

You... Calling me a child?

A bit ironic innit.

[heavy shale]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodstarved-beast-sussy-baka-twerks-among-us-vent-gif-23687314

[modern yacht]

OH MY GOD HE'S ACENDING

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1248466428231815280/1387646424451256421/ScreenRecording_06-25-2025_21-51-53_1.mov?ex=685e19f0&is=685cc870&hm=281d52a3de94c219a4b950aeff68a98c46a2dd21d891ee0dff7b9db8beae2a51&

🔥

https://tenor.com/view/derek-derek-pappalardo-mafia-game-mafia2-2k-games-gif-24228400

[spring glacier]

if i die on peasant i get put down to beggar? does this apply to all upgrades?

[unkempt zodiac]

if you die in the arena, and then die again in the abyss, you lose all progress

the game only saves once you reach the final tier

[spring glacier]

can i avoid being sent to the abyss after i die? or can i quit out of it without penalty?

[idle crest]

Hold g when you know you're about to die

[spring glacier]

oh i see thanks

[modern yacht]

should I buy a lute and write a poem about how handsome willie is?

[unkempt zodiac]

if you surrender by holding g before you die, you lose 1 point rather than all your progress

if you surrender in the abyss though you lose all progress

so if you think you're about to die, surrender immediately

[spring glacier]

alright thanks for the tips

fun game though

[idle crest]

Also, reroll your character until you get the best head protection and something resembling a spear.

[spring glacier]

beggar axe guy is tough

[drowsy finch]

Something with a hook, perhaps?

[spring glacier]

when i got to peasant i just rerolled for the longest weapon and i did ok

[astral ether]

bodyless rayman

[modern yacht]

Oh willie, my knight in shining armour, my star in the darkest of nights. you've changed my life and I thank you. Willie, my glorious king, please take my humble sacrifice so you that you can become the god of willies

[dim lion]

good afternoon halfsword chat

[astral ether]

good afternoon!

[drowsy finch]

Its ackshually 9:57

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[modern yacht]

hello John halfsword

[dim lion]

not you, westie

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-scared-scaryy-spooky-boo-gif-16577983529805683314

[dim lion]

hello Waltersandwich

[dim lion]

🔥

[astral ether]

hi rali!

[dim lion]

god my father scares me when he drives

[astral ether]

did you survive still wakes the deep yet

[dim lion]

[modern yacht]

oh my god, Jesse you've turned into a discord gif

[drowsy finch]

Not yetttt

[astral ether]

I hate driving with my dad in the car because he gets made if I accidentally miss a turn or exit which only makes me more anxious while driving

[dim lion]

Jesse I have become a JPEG file

[astral ether]

and then he gives me a hard time if I keep asking for certainty about if an upcoming exit is the one I should take, but I only keep asking because he doesn't give a straight answer

[dim lion]

my father is a retired ambulance driver, so it's just built into his blood. He is a great driver, but his old habits stick with him. Driving fast, tailgating, passing whoever isn't keeping up with him, etc

[astral ether]

damn, don't die

[forest falcon]

hi blueberry

[dim lion]

gets a bit BLEH with my road anxiety but it is what it is

[astral ether]

that sounds very stressful

[dim lion]

alloo

[modern yacht]

Damn, I still need to play that

[astral ether]

yeah my dad keeps taking his phone out while he drives

to text or make calls

[dim lion]

after personally being in a large accident where my truck rolled, I have a lot of anxiety on the road, so yeah lmao

not a huge fan

[astral ether]

that would leave me very anxious too

I keep asking my dad to not do that but he gets mad when I do

[dim lion]

same

[restive trench]

your truck??

[astral ether]

meanwhile I have to keep telling him we're veering into a different lane

[restive trench]

what kind of truck

are we talking about

[dim lion]

Yeah a few years ago. 94 Silverado

[restive trench]

oo

[dim lion]

was a gorgeous thing, my grandfather's old truck. I'm still very upset that it got destroyed

[unkempt zodiac]

we should do away with cars and return to the tried and true horse

[dim lion]

it's why I have a vendetta against pearl white ram trucks

[modern yacht]

hell yeah

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/job-application-gif-3515684064707868771

[dim lion]

aint no laws about smoking a doink on a horse

[modern yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/lenny-rd2-red-dead-redemption-2-rd2-leny-lenyyyy-gif-17880924538932514045

[wild iron]

mb dont ban me i forgot to censor it

[restive trench]

there is no drunk riding

[dim lion]

ill let you get away with it this time..

[modern yacht]

dude, censor the J word bro

[drowsy finch]

I miiiiiight :3

[astral ether]

I don't think that's very good for you, but if you do, at least make it fun lmao

[wild iron]

im sorry dawg

[astral ether]

job :)

[astral ether]

I work an on campus job

during the college semester

nice little way to make money

[spring glacier]

when i get a satisfying left hook 😊

[modern yacht]

when I get a satisfying spin kick 😊

[spring glacier]

gonna try to land one of these

[graceful badger]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-moan-scream-gif-25190517

[spring glacier]

🥰

[wind geode]

This is gonna take 300 years

[modern yacht]

Me when I peel willies skin off🥰

The orb and the electric skin peeler are the goat of peeling onions

oops i forgor

please dont steal my skin

orbs? more like balls!

real knee slapper that one

https://tenor.com/view/gomba-jumpscare-gomba-gomba-council-gif-22580554

[idle crest]

I just pick whatever weapon is most comparable to the large candelabra.

[spring glacier]

yeah two handed axes go brrrrr

[idle crest]

Nah I never go for slashing.

Always pokey pokey

[drowsy finch]

I like the fnuuy hook

It’s really good at pushinnnng

[idle crest]

Dunno that one.

[drowsy finch]

Just the billhook

[idle crest]

Oh right, realised you were probably on about Billhooks

I only use the Billhook in ultimate challenge before I get that big stick with the spikes.

[spring glacier]

just got to commoner and then got instakilled with a sword

(letsgo)

[idle crest]

Yea commoner is the hardest one.

I think I used the class before commoner to beat commoner.

[drowsy finch]

The Goedendag

[idle crest]

It's a doom stick

[haughty knot]

with the billhook i like swinging to the left and then pulling their leg

[idle crest]

Doom stick.

[haughty knot]

i like polearms :}

[idle crest]

I don't like using swords in halfsword, especially when I have no armour, evens the playing field way too much.

[drowsy finch]

crushes your throat :)

[idle crest]

I like playing like a bitch, not letting anyone get anywhere near sword distance.

[spring glacier]

is there a way to lock my cursor to the game window?

[idle crest]

Yea it's the best weapon by far unless we include non weapons like the candelabra

[drowsy finch]

Replace the spikes with just straight metal and it’d be my favsies

[idle crest]

First swing was utterly pathetic and runs the video completely.

[drowsy finch]

Yea!!! Bomk!!!!

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

[drowsy finch]

This one has no missing !!!

[idle crest]

Putting you in a bad mood puts me in a good mood.

[drowsy finch]

This is not the right way to treat fictional internet people :(

[idle crest]

[astral ether]

ok, do it

right now

[drowsy finch]

No balls

[wicked swan]

has anyone noticed the english ai being wayyy more aggressive

like theyre the most aggressive ai ive seen so far

bro 😭

its not always a good thing tho

they just frantically swing from side to side like they got rabies

[astral ether]

I don't see why the ai would be different for different regions

[wicked swan]

i think the ai is different for every nation

[idle crest]

When has a bomb ever killed that many people? Disregarding bombs dropped in the year of our lord 1945.

[astral ether]

lmao

[astral ether]

I know there's something about it being random about how persistent the ai is, some willies won't surrender as easily as others, but that's as far as it goes from what I know

[idle crest]

Whenever a bomb has went off that I've heard of its always like 3 dead 20 injured.

[wicked swan]

idk if its just me

generally england is extremely agressive, france is defensive and austro hungary is usually evasive

[idle crest]

Like when? I'm genuinely curious.

Even the japanese sarin gas attacks only totalled 14 people.

Okay that's India, clear issue with that example.

Nah there's that many people In India you could hit 100 people with a water balloon

[signal thorn]

you can throw a rock in indian and hit 80 people

[signal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[idle crest]

Real.

Daaaaamn

"Within moments, the surrounding area looked like a war zone. A third of the building had been reduced to rubble, with many floors flattened like pancakes. Dozens of cars were incinerated and more than 300 nearby buildings were damaged or destroyed."

How have I only heard of this now?

Nah a bomb that kills 160ppl doesn't happen all the time, my countries most famous bombing had like 22 fatalities.

[idle crest]

Didn't know cramming fertiliser and diesel and whatnot into a car could vaporise dozens of vehicles lol

[signal thorn]

do commercial planes count as bombs if they explode on impact

[idle crest]

Nah

[signal thorn]

i think they do

[tawny seal]

, i'd win

[idle crest]

Plus it needs to be the initial explosion

Not aftermath

[signal thorn]

that's a dumb rule

[idle crest]

No it's not, we're talking about bombs

[signal thorn]

if the bombs make a building collapse and it kills loads of people, they died from the bomb

that's like saying someone died from a bullet and not a gun

[idle crest]

Nah a plane isn't a bomb mate.

[signal thorn]

anything is a bomb if it blows up on purpose

[idle crest]

I didn't blow up though, it crashed and then burned for ages.

[signal thorn]

it blowed up

i seent it

[idle crest]

If we're counting planes then we're counting meteors

[signal thorn]

fair

if it causes and explosion and is used as a weapon

[idle crest]

And then the chicxulub impact absolutely takes the W

[signal thorn]

i dont know of anyone using meteors as a weapon

but maybe one day

meteoric bombardment is the future of warfare

[wild iron]

aboogiewitdahoodie

thanks for asking

[idle crest]

Nah if we're counting planes as bombs then meteors get counted too.

Because by that logic a plane counts as but the Beirut explosion doesn't. Makes no sense.

[signal thorn]

the difference is no one can strike you with a meteor on purpose

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1248466428231815280/1387817490649710763/9697406835df99a343e0db6b19a8d32d.png?ex=685eb942&is=685d67c2&hm=9c1b1ed88ff8b636fd1a675024eff8d9ccbbd4a8d6260fb9cd6da9b59490584c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=810&height=961

[signal thorn]

thats a big hole

[woven gorge]

hi

[signal thorn]

what caused the explosion

[idle crest]

So true

[idle crest]

A bomb I reckon

[signal thorn]

wow just an ammonia bomb did that

[idle crest]

Needs to be one bomb mate

[signal thorn]

well it was a giant ammonia bomb

[idle crest]

Divide kills by bombs used

[signal thorn]

one boom, one bomb

[idle crest]

No you can simultaneously explode multiple bombs

Doesn't make it one bomb

I'll only accept it if it was a chain reaction, or they were all wired up to the same thing

Okay fine, hiroshima 1945, beat that.

Ugh

Krakatoa, I don't care if it wasn't intentional

[valid pilot]

AUTOMATON!

[worldly vapor]

one siege artillery shell

ja?

[oak olive]

i think it's missing something

[worldly vapor]

are people between 13 and 18 not allowed or something

[oak olive]

dont ask me i didnt post it

[forest falcon]

e

[idle crest]

Reckon I got you beat here.

Or to match your Ww1 example.

[forest falcon]

i just saw a guy get tilted in a roblox rhythm game, scream the n word and leave

[wheat brook]

This is from Fortnite

[blazing cipher]

Yo Guys whats up?

When do u think multiplayer is available?

[pearl coral]

years

#faq

[worldly vapor]

what does this mean

[pearl coral]

you must not be in the know

[worldly vapor]

im not in the know.

also youve inspired me to start collecting examples of ancient helmets

so yay!

been at it for like 2 hours

[pearl coral]

nice

very nice

we getting helmety in this bih.

[oak olive]

oh my god

[worldly vapor]

its really painful only having a random redditor with no citations as a source for helmet info but im powering through

or some helmets that have literally no info

atall

period

[pearl coral]

i feel that

[fierce jay]

I mean it's violent in a completely new way, how many games have been made that allow you to in real time rip a man in half with the level of detail half sword has, Its one of like 4 games I wouldn't want my kids playing

[worldly vapor]

Roblox

[fierce jay]

That's another on the list but for social safety reasons

[idle crest]

Bloodtrails, dead island 2

[pearl coral]

Mutilate a Doll.

[fierce jay]

That's 100 percent acceptable

It's a man made of 8 squares

[jaunty knoll]

I'm about to...

I'm about to....

I'm about to CUUUAAAAAAUUUUUGHHH

[pearl coral]

new doom lore sucks so hard

taking all the humanity out of it

[violet garden]

If it didn’t I would be disappointed

[pearl coral]

"what if this guy is just so determined that he can fight impossible odds!"
turns into
"and he has super strength, and super speed, and he can fly, and he's got huge magic muscles and he's some kind of divine entity and also his armor is indestructible and every other human being is physically and mentally and spiritually inferior"

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/waffling-gif-15336357431278143084

[violet garden]

Oh I thought you meant something new in The Dark Ages lol

Yeah no pure ass 🔥

[oak olive]

but why is below 1 3 there

[worldly vapor]

Its like Family Guy

[lucid atlas]

https://youtu.be/hVY3gdqxvB0

[worldly vapor]

le cone

[pearl coral]

ts so magnificent

duel of the peaks

[lucid atlas]

English toby capwell versus the man behind dragon armourie..

the music is so peak aswell

damn bro

[lucid atlas]

peak kit ngl

all of them have really good kits

https://youtu.be/hoi1giuTrH8

[pearl coral]

peak..

[oak olive]

so cool

[spark quartz]

is this one of those cones they used for torture

[pearl coral]

@worldly vapor i found agapenor i think

[lucid atlas]

https://youtu.be/LO3gooVb400?list=LL

@pearl coral tobias capwell owning someone

[pearl coral]

lmao

[indigo hare]

Rich mf’s

[lucid atlas]

one could dream of having a harness that's nice of theirs

[idle crest]

started going down with eternal and then plummeted as soon as they made dlc

[lucid atlas]

But one could dream with having a harness that has a billion configurations (me)

[idle crest]

know a guy whos mates with capwell

[pearl coral]

this is probably one of the best harnischfechten videos i've seen

[lucid atlas]

awesome

[pearl coral]

a lot of the other ones they're too afraid to get moving

or thwack eachother

[lucid atlas]

it's so frantic i fuck with it

its like buhurt but with good armor

[tulip copper]

favorited gifs

[pearl coral]

a good mix of technique and force i'd say

i hate when harnischfechten bouts start in half sword grip

kinda ruins it for me

cant make any interesting plays

[lucid atlas]

we need to harnisfechten at some point

[wild iron]

what is the border of what you can send

like wth

[idle crest]

Capwell is a proper nerd, like he moved to England I imagine because of his love for medieval stuff.

[tulip copper]

if moai was here id be don for

[wild iron]

no its just chest

willie has chest

[tulip copper]

true

[wild iron]

but does he have pants on under that croppedness

[lucid atlas]

probably because the Wallace collection is there and he used to work for them. But yeah

[idle crest]

that counts as moving there because of a love for medieval stuff.

I wonder if he will be at tewkesbury.

[stable wren]

imagine Italian willie

[stable wren]

i want to go to England one day to do research stuff

[hollow oxide]

oh man i wouldnt mind seeing more bruises

like swollen eyes or black eyes

or bumps on exposed arms where bones break

[stable wren]

Mainly so i could Research the coat of arms my family was part of

[worldly vapor]

my family has a coat of arms that was probably made up sometime in the 1800s!

[stable wren]

My family coat of arms was Chessman

[idle crest]

most surnames do not have a coat of arms.

[worldly vapor]

yeeeeeeeeea

like

I really dont believe any of these are real lmao

[zenith dirge]

time to get funky

[idle crest]

they probably arent.

My surname has been in england since the vikings and does not even have a coat of arms.

[worldly vapor]

everyone and their grandmum wants to manufacture a royal lineage for bragging rights

[stable wren]

at least mine does ig

to be fair

most coat of arms don't mean anything

Coat of Arms iirc aren't 100% "Oh this is a Military thing"

[worldly vapor]

iirc it had to be bestowed upon you by a monarch or something with his authority

so I find it really hard to believe us NOBODIES would have a coat of arms

[stable wren]

my history on my dad side matches perfectly with the History of the Chessman Coat of Arms

like 1to1

they arrived in England as part of the Anglo-Saxons

this happened on my dads side

they left England to the US colonies to help USA or live there

thats what my dad family did also

so it matches to a T

[worldly vapor]

my great grandma aunt or whatever did a bunch of research into my family coat of arms in like the 1960s and I still dont believe anything she wrote down

every white guy has a family who came from the anglo saxons...

[idle crest]

If your surname had a coat of arms, you'd absolutely know about it.

[wicked swan]

i didnt know that you could actually pierce armor with enough force

[worldly vapor]

thats literally where all white americans COME FROM! FROM ANGLO SAXONS! HOW ELSE DID I GET HERE!?!?!

IM AN ANGLO TOO!

[stable wren]

90% of white americans aren't from a british background

[worldly vapor]

I think this is a bug

[stable wren]

mostly Italian, Irish, and French

[stable wren]

but to be fair

[wicked swan]

there are a lot of greeks in chicago

[worldly vapor]

yeah the real number is more like 30-35% but thats still a huge segment of the population

[stable wren]

being part of a coat of arms is the most normal thing in my family history

i am related to Emperor Charlemagne for christ sake and the Duke of Normandy???

somehow.

[worldly vapor]

Im actually related to Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great

[wicked swan]

bro if you go far enough everyone is related to each other

this is a nonsensical point

[idle crest]

spoiler altert, everyone in the western hemisphere is related to both of those men.

[worldly vapor]

Im related to Gotz the ironhand

[wicked swan]

im related to attila and genghis khan

[worldly vapor]

Im related to otzi the iceman

[stable wren]

So it IS normal good to know

my mom side history is a lot more normal than my dad side

[stable wren]

as in: they fought for Austro-Hungaria in WW1, during the battle of Isonzo. became victims of the holocaust, left to the US

boom thats that

[worldly vapor]

Are you related to Josef Stalin

[stable wren]

uhhhhhhh

its

possible

they weren't hungarian

nor austrian

they were slavic

[idle crest]

In the 2020 United States census, English Americans (46.6 million), German Americans (45 million), Irish Americans (38.6 million), Italian Americans (16.8 million) and Polish Americans (8.6 million) were the five largest self-reported European ancestry groups in the United States.

[worldly vapor]

Im actually related to Josef Stalin because I live in Alabama and thats right next to Georgia so the probability is like 99% since Stalin was from Georgia

[stable wren]

thats massive 🔥

[worldly vapor]

you know what else is massive?

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-simon-pegg-british-brtish-man-jumpscare-gary-king-gif-9989895125203420506

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-stare-tongue-out-sticking-out-tongue-ninja-tongue-gif-11046166577676567002

FORTNITE

NINJA

LOW

TAPER

FADE

@stable wren

[stable wren]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-supercut-hard-thragg-he-has-me-invincible-gif-14238247084429664073

[idle crest]

I only know one family with a coat of arms and they run their own reenactment society.

and they own pubs and stuff.

[worldly vapor]

Ill just make my own coat of arms

[stable wren]

honestly i am pretty sure 60% of Coat of arms are just gone because they left their country

[worldly vapor]

Itll have AR-15s on it

and AK-74s

And an rpg

[stable wren]

i doubt most coat of arms family members remain their countries after a certain amount of time

[worldly vapor]

The coat of arms is bestowed upon the family it doesnt matter where the ytravel to

Thats like saying I lost my last name because I moved to France

[stable wren]

having a coat of arms is basically just a fancy title

that works in your own country

you can't move to France and say "I AM PART OF THE GIGGITY CREST!" they won't give a shit

[worldly vapor]

The colonies were basically part of Britain man

[stable wren]

not forever

[worldly vapor]

u kno how pissed the rich people would be if they moved to America and lost their coat of arms?

WOULD NEVER HAPPEN

[stable wren]

thats exactly what happened

[worldly vapor]

NO BRO

THEY WOULD HOLD ONTO THAT SHIT FOREVER

AND PUT IT UP ON THE WALL

REMIND EVERY LITTLE FOOL

[stable wren]

that your a loser?

like i don't see the point

its literally a title

thats what it is

just a title because you were rich

and the king or queen banged your wife or husband

so they gave you a crest out of biased

[worldly vapor]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaassss

so why would it be forgotten?

[stable wren]

because this is not the medieval times

i ain't getting an army yelling

"FOR THE CHESSMAN!" or anything

traditions die broski

[idle crest]

nah this is not how people in that social class work

[worldly vapor]

it doesnt matter, families hold oto their stuff, there is literally still a living Habsburg, his name is Karl von Habsburg

[idle crest]

family crests are upper class shit, they dont mingle around

[stable wren]

yeah he has no power anymore at all

like i said before

[worldly vapor]

yesss sooo why would they be forgotten

[stable wren]

Crest don't mean anything anymore

[worldly vapor]

THAR DOESNT MATTER HE STILL HAS HIS CREST AND HIS EVERYTHING

[stable wren]

they are just fancy titles

that just exist

[idle crest]

they keep their name going on a single lineage like the royal family does.

[idle crest]

it means way more in the country its from.

[worldly vapor]

So what?

[stable wren]

exactly

[worldly vapor]

THAT PROVES LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING

[stable wren]

you are not getting any brownie points in like any other country

[stable wren]

it means jack shit in any other country

it doesn't do anything

[worldly vapor]

Is not about brownie points its about ANTIQUITY and PRESTIGE

[stable wren]

its not a heritage thing

[worldly vapor]

IT IS!!

[smoky portal]

hey guys

[stable wren]

not when you leave your country lol

its entire purpose is just revoked

[worldly vapor]

IT IS BECAUSE IT FOLLOWS YOUR FAMILY WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE IT

THERES NO REASON TO FORGET IT

[smoky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-gif-25818512

[stable wren]

half of the coat of arm families that did this 🔥

[idle crest]

You arent part of that social class and you probably arent even from a country that has that sort of social class, you wouldn't understand.

[worldly vapor]

All im hearing is you have no point

Nobody has put forward a single reason as to why a family would forget its coat of arms..

[stable wren]

lets say this

you have a coat of arms

from italy

you leave italy to like

France

even if you carry the name

the whole purpose of a coat of arms

[idle crest]

Im not saying they would, im saying they wouldnt bring it to another country.

[stable wren]

is sort of useless

[idle crest]

you cant carry the reputation or the land over.

[stable wren]

a crest of about loyalty

to your land

if you leave that land

than what the fuck is the point of having it anymore?

its why so much coat of arms are just no longer around

[idle crest]

in england there is literally a branch of the government for these kinds of people, called the house of lords, they are not like you or I.

They are in an utterly different realm of money and social class.

[stable wren]

this

also

crest is formed by wealth and loyalty

[worldly vapor]

NO!!!

its a crest of aristocracy

to signal you are the BETTER PART OF HUMANKIND

[stable wren]

so you think

if some dude from italy

leaves, to France

he can still have his crest

and it wouldn't be useless

[worldly vapor]

It doesnt have to fulfill a direct social function

im saying theres simply no reason to forget it

if your family had a multigenerational heraldic crest why would you just voluntarily expunge that from your family line

[stable wren]

there is when you are no longer part of your country

its why those names and titles are left to rot

[worldly vapor]

you are giving up something PRICELESS and one-of-a-kind for NO BENEFIT

[idle crest]

These are the sorts of people who have charger plates.

[worldly vapor]

They arent

Ok bro imagine you had a multigenerational coat of arms given to you by a European king

would u just like

[idle crest]

A family crest does not mean anything in america compared to what it does in europe.

[worldly vapor]

not tell anyone??

really?

you would just make sure your entire family forgets about its whole history

[stable wren]

if my family cared so much and if the whole "Crest means everything" thing

then my last name would be Chessman

which it isn't

[worldly vapor]

The simple solution is that your family DID NOT have a heraldic coat of arms most likely

or it was a VERY MINOR burgher coat of arms

even then, WHY

[stable wren]

i just don't think they cared

[idle crest]

or their family line was not the one to carry the name on.

[worldly vapor]

Yes but this has nothing to do with "leaving it to rot"

[idle crest]

They absolutely would have cared.

[worldly vapor]

WHOS SIDE ARE YOU ON HERE FRIEDRICH

😡

[stable wren]

if they left to Britain because of the disliking towards the government, i don't think they would've wanted to carry a name

[idle crest]

Those sorts of families keep the surname going along like 1 line, probably through the first male.

[worldly vapor]

Many people moved to the United States for profit or as governors/businessmen involved with the monarchy

[idle crest]

It wasnt the people with family crests leaving england lol.

[worldly vapor]

sure a lot would have left the USA after it rebelled if they were involved with the monarchy

but let me remind you

into the 1800s there was still a Dutch noble family with properties in New England

or rather

New Amsterdam

they had feudal holdings on the continent and simply continued to hold the land after the revolution

Perfect example of how a landed aristocracy can continue to persist in the USA even after decoupling from the monarchy

its rare sure

but many probably became businessmen or plantaiton owners etc

Theyd have no reason to just forget their family crest, generational history, etc.

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-mcride-gif-20992854

[idle crest]

yes but it goes way beyond just these things.

lots of things that would lose meaning in America.

[stable wren]

a lot of wealthy families from coat of arms left to other colonies or just settled in the US, this is something that is backed up

[idle crest]

Even as a working class person my family name gets me benefits that i wouldnt get if i moved out of the local area, imagine that but for rich as heyl upper class posh bastards.

[idle crest]

Some did, not many.

[indigo hare]

Hey I have a family crest

[idle crest]

And after the American independence loads of loyalists moved back to England.

Those would have been the posh bastards with family crests

[indigo hare]

Ironically given how much people make fun of my age, EVEN THOUGH IM NOT OLD. Our family crest is an old man holding a shield, theres one or two other small elements but I haven’t seen it in a long while

[idle crest]

Tell me you didnt see it on the internet please.

[autumn laurel]

he found it engraved in ancient tablets

[indigo hare]

No we went to Germany to some big museum thing that had a book of thousands of peoples crests/names. and some more research into our family tree, which we managed to trace to 1500’s france, and then Germany

[idle crest]

The aforementioned family i know who has a family crest can date their family back to the crusades.

as in every male from then to now.

not just scattered bits of information.

[tall frost]

bro why did i get into brave stand and the enemies just started fucking fighting eachother 😭

[neat tundra]

Skill issue

You killed chat xe

[idle crest]

in england we have this thing called the doomsday book, a book from the time of William the conqueror which listed everything he owned, including ever surname in england at the time.

[oak olive]

wtf does this mean

[cerulean nacelle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1259064792623091762/twearking.gif

[neat tundra]

Don't worry about it.
Its only relevant during Halloween

[shadow arrow]

halfsword got removed from my library?

[oak olive]

ok then

[neat tundra]

Playtest has been merged with the demo, download or update the demo

[shadow arrow]

did that add any new content or just a merge?

[neat tundra]

A little bit

[shadow arrow]

like what

[neat tundra]

A permadeath progression mode with bosses

[indigo hare]

Just download it and find out

If they merged you can assume it’s everything that was in the playtest

[pearl coral]

that's rad

[indigo hare]

Two of my ancestors were killed during the French Revolution! One was a murderer who got beheaded, and another was shot and killed in his doorway. Beyond that, a lot of my ancestors died of like the flu lmao

The French side, at least. The German side, super strong!!!

[astral ether]

damn you're kinda like, obligated to show up the french side now

if you're gonna die, go out with a bang

not some weakshit like pneumonia

[indigo hare]

Oh we did, in that only our German sides been around left now, for at least the past 200 years

[astral ether]

do something worthy of being a news headline

fair lmao

[tall frost]

god damn, french people mostly surrender in everything they do

[indigo hare]

Oh I got one. Maybe.
My great…whatever great grandpa owned a pharmacy in Germany during ww2, and he helped hide Jewish people. And then he also lost the pharmacy after the war to Russia.
My family has some history to it, some cool, some lame af like dying from the flu, like generation after generation. Weak genes

[astral ether]

that's cool of your great grandpa ngl

good on him

[tall frost]

dying from the flu isnt uncommon in earlier times, medicine wasnt GREAT

[astral ether]

but yeah you gotta surpass those otherwise weak genes lmao

[pearl coral]

👎

[indigo hare]

Ww2 really threw France’s reputation in the toilet. They have the most military victories in the world

[violet garden]

France gets too much hate

[pearl coral]

agree

france lowkey goated and i love them

[violet garden]

Literally the US’ day one homies

[pearl coral]

very cool military history

[violet garden]

Our ride or die

Bless up you glorious French assholes

[wild iron]

heh im french, do you love me?

https://tenor.com/view/dob-dob-dob-rizz-black-man-ha-ha-ha-gif-17039177668047803738

[oak olive]

hi

[pearl coral]

Fuh no

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/heart-broken-sad-gif-23341753

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-blood-spongebob-murder-gif-7383893330765842400

[signal thorn]

who let this guy in

[wild iron]

fake loer

[tall frost]

when are they gonna let us chuck daggers like javelins

[wild iron]

yall dont like french fr

fucking fakers

[signal thorn]

french is by far the worst romance language

and also i dont like french fries

[wild iron]

romance language?

syfm

[signal thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/goatplaybanjo-stupid-gif-9707638881774064299

[pearl coral]

why in the world would that be practical

[tall frost]

open helmets, could make for some silly moments

maybe just chuck it into their eyes

[pearl coral]

SILLY MOMENTS are NOT realistic.

[trim copper]

ew get out now

[indigo hare]

We love French! We just hate you!!

This is a joke

[pearl coral]

YOU get out

[wild iron]

wow

fucking haters??

[trim copper]

why me

im no french

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-sad-in-the-rain-gif-19983530

[wild iron]

is it though

[indigo hare]

Take it as you will, but we have no hatred for the French!

[pearl coral]

bro didnt READ..

[indigo hare]

I love…cheese, and uh..baguettes and..croissants..and wine..

[pearl coral]

i love the GENDARMES GLORY TO THE GENDARMES

[wild iron]

tv girl blue hair

[indigo hare]

I don’t know what this means!!!!

[violet garden]

I only hate the French when I talk to the French

[wild iron]

it means

its a good song

and u need to listen to it

[indigo hare]

Oh I thought you were speaking French

[wild iron]

let it happen

[stone spade]

France doesn't get enough hate

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/tame-impala-currents-tame-impala-eventually-gif-10889314917520098134

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-paul-gif-24186886

good thing im also nigerian

[stone spade]

idk what that means but okay

[wild iron]

so im not fully offended

[oak olive]

these newgens, hurrian hymn number 6 is real music

[wild iron]

let me translate

frick you

[stone spade]

I only joke about hating france

except Paris

fuck Paris

[wild iron]

....

[indigo hare]

Theres literally a Wikipedia page dedicated to the phenomenon of French hate

[violet garden]

Lmao

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847