general-catfish-🐱🐟

[pearl coral]

i am aware

[astral ether]

Lmao, as long as you know I’m not actually being malicious

[pearl coral]

closed or enclosed are the names some prefer for the earliest visored helmets

although i much prefer visored flat-top

[idle crest]

No it's a close helmet

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/skeptical-futurama-fry-hmmm-i-got-my-eyes-on-you-gif-5707122515404938820

[pearl coral]

the type of visor could be called a sparrow's beak but visors do not denote helmets

[idle crest]

Name of the helmet has nothing todo with the visor

[pearl coral]

trvthnvke

[astral ether]

I would hope so

[unkempt zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[worldly vapor]

Its a close helm beause it has the dark souls knight shape but the mechanism to open it is the close helm mechanism

and actually tbh

@pearl coral could you consider those earlier closed sallets to be close helms due to the mechanism?

[autumn laurel]

well alright then 🙂

[pearl coral]

"armet" and "close helm" in period are somewhat interchangeable but the term "close helm" gets used more frequently when helmets which share one pivot for the visor and bevor start to appear so we call them close helms to differentiate them

[pearl coral]

yeah, what typically "makes" a close helm is that the opening mechanism and the visor mechanism are on one pivot

[idle crest]

Armet closes differently to close helm,

[pearl coral]

yerp

also generally worn with aventails instead of gorgets

or just maille standards

[idle crest]

Aventails?

[pearl coral]

yeah

[idle crest]

Oh holes in the bottom

How did that work because those bits are meant to hinge up

[pearl coral]

the aventail is split at the intersection and the maille standard provides enough protection in the center if the gap is thwarted

[indigo hare]

Wow wee! Ngl this helmet is monstrously ugly

[idle crest]

Don't knock a helmet if thr visor is removed.

[pearl coral]

additionally later on they develop retention plates instead of retention leather, in which the maille is directly attached, pretty cool

[indigo hare]

Oh im knocking it

[indigo hare]

Now this is a helmet

[indigo hare]

Though, im pretty quirky..not like other medieval enthusiasts..my favorite helmets are kettle and sallet..hehe..

[neat tundra]

Helmet no visor: ughh hate ts
Helmet but visor: wowzerz!! Adoyyh!! Humina humina humina awoooooga!!

[idle crest]

Sallet is the best helmet tbh

[pearl coral]

is what i would say if i were silly and not based

[indigo hare]

Ty for low key fixing my spelling mistake without drawing attention to it, as I am now doing

[idle crest]

You are not based.

[pearl coral]

this is a real man's helmet

[indigo hare]

Pretty sure real men don’t need helmets

[autumn laurel]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9QqQ5p6Mzco?feature=share

[pearl coral]

real men make their helmets out of ROPE

[autumn laurel]

runescape

[idle crest]

Barbute with visor, my favourite medieval helmet.

[indigo hare]

If I was a peasant I’d trash talk a knight walking up in that big fancy armor suit to fight some unarmored wimps

[autumn laurel]

its so historically accurate

[pearl coral]

very interesting how he has a semiproper way of attaching the leg harness but a dumb unfitted maille coif and visored barbute

the duality of man

[wraith zenith]

armets are absolutely beautiful but i love gothic plate design the most

[idle crest]

Yea thats why I started modding it into halfsword because the game needs a proper historical helmet.

[indigo hare]

This..this right here..

https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505

[autumn laurel]

honestly i cant believe they forgot to add it, you're doing a great service

[idle crest]

Thanks mayne.

[indigo hare]

Can you also make some studded leather armor with a lot of straps and buckles

Historically accurate ofc

[idle crest]

Picture on the left is unironically one of the sexiest images of all time.

[autumn laurel]

history is just so yesterday's news man i cba with that

[idle crest]

Too much effort I'm afraid.

[subtle rock]

wiener

[wraith zenith]

nobody will ever tell me German gothic plate design isnt some of the best

[indigo hare]

It’s okay it was a joke about historical accuracy but I failed miserably and am leaving chat now

[autumn laurel]

fucking heard that in the voice from REPO

[idle crest]

I probably would do it if I wasn't lazy

[worldly vapor]

is this leather over chainmail

[subtle rock]

wee ner

[wraith zenith]

cant forget about the funny helmets with bevors

[high briar]

what if
there were massive codpieces

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-ayoade-it-crowd-popcord-go-on-watching-gif-7666781

[indigo hare]

I can’t decide if I like the bevor or the helmet more

[mellow wren]

in love with the last piece

[high briar]

they always remind me of the conquestadors

[wraith zenith]

probably just didnt put it on

[idle crest]

If the game had brigandine then I could probably modify that into studded leather, but making it from scratch just for a bit is too much lol

[indigo hare]

Can you make a wooden stick

Just a stick

[wraith zenith]

bevors with thoes low hanging helmets look amazing im glad half sword has them

[mellow wren]

hi militits

[idle crest]

I don't even think you need to modify assets for that.

[worldly vapor]

I like this kind

[mellow wren]

sexy

[idle crest]

There's better 17th century armour out there ngl.

[indigo hare]

Sallet + bevor combo, is hands down the greatest design ever created

[indigo hare]

These are cool

[worldly vapor]

Nope

[autumn laurel]

reminds me of the scene from monty python where lancelot is charging the gate

[worldly vapor]

These are much more plain and I prefer the smiling savoyards anyway

[indigo hare]

Number 2 must’ve been a big ass dude

[idle crest]

Henry viii

[pearl coral]

that's all he's known for lol

[worldly vapor]

alien helmet

[pearl coral]

that and killing women

[indigo hare]

Fat fat fatty

[mellow wren]

seeing any of these walking your way back then would make you piss yourself

[idle crest]

Not true lol, his six wives.

[autumn laurel]

well nourished

[wraith zenith]

this reminds me cuman from KCD2 alot and some bannerlord

[indigo hare]

Hey there’s a musical about that, that my kid has made me listen to a dozen times at least

[idle crest]

Devorced, beheaded, died...
Devirced, beheaded, survived.

[worldly vapor]

are u talking about the lamellar

[idle crest]

Horrible histories?

[wraith zenith]

i cant remember the name since i dont focus on any of those types of armors so wouldnt know its history

[pearl coral]

this is my favorite 16thc harness

[indigo hare]

It’s called Six

About the six wives

[idle crest]

Looks like a tabletop miniature.

[worldly vapor]

this kind of armor

[wraith zenith]

i forcus mostly on west europe late medieval eras

[worldly vapor]

What

[wraith zenith]

yes

[worldly vapor]

this is also lamellar but its covered in so much string and paint u cant even see it

[indigo hare]

What

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[trim copper]

sourkraut got headed by binbows255?

[idle crest]

https://youtu.be/sbi7lbwV6U8?si=wA1VylVaLyw1aA7t

[pearl coral]

saw this guy

cool kit

cuirass a bit flat

[slender pasture]

Give me cute Willie pics :)

[worldly vapor]

this chinese qing ceremonial armor is so cool

[wraith zenith]

literally the only reason i go on reddit

[indigo hare]

Six uses this exact phrase at the start of a song lol maybe they were inspired. Unless it’s like some historical quote or something

[pearl coral]

who is six

[indigo hare]

It’s a musical about Henry’s six wives

[worldly vapor]

I love this crazy looking lamellar robot ass armor

[pearl coral]

i HATE LAMELLAR !!!

[worldly vapor]

BUT ITS SO FUCKING COOL

this is how the chinese made scale

so epic

I know absolutely nothing about chinese history but I find myself wanting to study it more and more

[pearl coral]

I Love America

[worldly vapor]

Actually does not look TOO unhealthy

[pearl coral]

underneath is mashed taters

[worldly vapor]

I just found out the Ming dynasty used ancient style plate armor..

[indigo hare]

It definitely is, but that’s why it’s so fucking good

[worldly vapor]

LOOK AT THIS ARMOR WHAT EVEN IS THIS

BRIGANDINE

[indigo hare]

Japanese/chinese/korean armor is awesome!!!!

Especially chinese

[worldly vapor]

Every time I learn about chinese history I always love it

but its kind of hard to

Theres not a lot of translated anything and its not really on people's radar 😔

[idle crest]

Most of the Chinese history I know is from the last couple centuries.

[indigo hare]

Bro just watch Mulan, instant expert on Chinese history

[worldly vapor]

these bronze seals are so cool

It kind of reminds me of the arabic word art

yk

[indigo hare]

I want a Chinese total war game but not three kingdom

Just a classic historical total war in china without all the gimmicks of the modern games

[mellow wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277884477338681344/1290738159428173844/1001.gif

[worldly vapor]

I want chinese total war rome II

[idle crest]

With these guys because why not.

[indigo hare]

Ts is so cool

[idle crest]

Wish I had chaps like that guarding my grave after I die

[autumn laurel]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MShQAVohxDY?feature=share

[neat tundra]

The zomboids watching every new human become more of a emotionless carefree psychopath everytime they spawn out of thin air.

[idle crest]

Zomboid looks like the type of game you'd play on school computers during lunch break.

[indigo hare]

Sas zombie assault

Or The Last Stand

[idle crest]

Madness project nexus

Anyone remember this?

[worldly vapor]

No

[subtle rock]

yez

[idle crest]

Unironically had one sound track and it's the most goated soundtrack ever.

https://youtu.be/lstiWQRoSQY?si=5GxoEn7_hXM5lJRx

[neat tundra]

Bro didnt link waterflames upload smh
https://youtu.be/7T_YtklLyyo?si=GtId0e6wAXKdYkul

True age of war fans know waterflame

[idle crest]

Yea i know waterflame I just wanted the piano on fire meme.

I remember an old scratch game inspired by age of war but it had the Pacific rim theme tune.

[subtle rock]

50 gooba

[idle crest]

https://youtu.be/1vU7XqToZso?si=IGWQ5OAQ_G1iPuYC

Movie is alright but the ost has gotta be one of the best movie themes.

[pearl coral]

anyone play cortex command

[astral ether]

anyone play homeworld

homeworld was a banger rts game

[idle crest]

Only rts game I've ever played was age of mythology

[flat widget]

Does anyone have the willie slug meme pic? where he's just a lil blob with no limbs

[indigo hare]

Hell yeah

[idle crest]

Bro impossible mode on that game was no joke.

[drowsy finch]

Bought some mammoth bone knives

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/showme-show-me-morpheus-gif-5144220

[drowsy finch]

I only dare take out this one right now. It’s the more feminine version of the uluu

[true mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/albert-wesker-albert-wesker-resident-evil-re-gif-10309873911426409032

[wanton portal]

why is the blonde terminator so zesty

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19497435

[true mauve]

That’s Wesker

He’s not even a robot 😭

[zenith dirge]

yall remember that time i cooked a vtuber?

[smoky portal]

i dont remember

[smoky portal]

ethicaly sourced?

[indigo hare]

Thats a cool knife!!

[indigo hare]

You’re*

[zenith dirge]

bubby does not engage in formality

bubby speaks bubinian

[bright schooner]

Commoner boss so op

[smoky portal]

your basically, a prostitute for dudes.
in this essay i-

[idle crest]

Dude, he's so me.

Albert Wesker is literally me.

[smoky portal]

[indigo hare]

Yeah Youre not included

[smoky portal]

[indigo hare]

Literal afterthought

I wouldn’t accept that

[smoky portal]

[idle crest]

Formality?

[indigo hare]

This is YOU make someone feel bad! I mean sure im egging it on but, you know..

I LOVE BULLYING

[smoky portal]

sometimes speaking through images is easier

[zenith dirge]

dont say the f word please

[indigo hare]

I don’t see you anywhere

[smoky portal]

cutie

[indigo hare]

I don’t have a basement!!!!!!

Oh

🙁

[smoky portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1347573300896862249/uncaption-2.gif

chillin

3 am just woke up

this was litterly me yesterday

employed fools leaving to "make money"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1361719056553607268/3dgifmaker88489.gif

[subtle rock]

bro getting a job since nitro ran out

work

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[smoky portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259084292915466281/1314816967076745266/togif.gif

hustle is all i see

[drowsy finch]

I don’t think that the mammoth minded

[drowsy finch]

Yeag!!! Its coooll!!!

[smoky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-esponja-gif-4211606006792500316

[drowsy finch]

I’m going to CAPITALIZE on EVIL!!!

[ornate ivy]

GUYS me and @ember bobcat are friends again

[smoky portal]

Free range mammoth bones taste better

[drowsy finch]

I’m not a dog, I’m not gonna chew on it

[smoky portal]

Heinous

[smoky portal]

Baaaaaaa

[drowsy finch]

Baaaaa

[drowsy finch]

AM NOT !!

How bad could I possibly be?

[smoky portal]

How ba a a ad?

[drowsy finch]

Why has this been picking up recently

Everyone is out to get me

I’m being GANGSTALKED!!!

[smoky portal]

Yes

Be more paranoid

We are always watching 🐑

Hey rali i have a question

[bleak pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/everywhere-at-the-end-of-time-eateot-everywhere-at-the-end-of-time-stage6-gif-20867439

[smoky portal]

Hmmm

[indigo hare]

No

[smoky portal]

Rock brain

[smoky portal]

So you're 30?

[gloomy urchin]

goob morning chat

[smoky portal]

Goop fucking moring

[gloomy urchin]

hello moai hello maximus hello rali

[drowsy finch]

Whag

[smoky portal]

What do sheep count

Do they also count sheep?

[drowsy finch]

Bullets

[upper hound]

How many bullets

[astral ether]

fruity ass wesker

[gloomy urchin]

do sheeps sleep standing

[smoky portal]

Red sheep blue sheep

[drowsy finch]

I sleep in a bed

[true mauve]

yesa

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-7280845142657635823

[smoky portal]

Standing on a bed?

[drowsy finch]

No :(

[gloomy urchin]

is it hard typing with ur legs

[drowsy finch]

Hooves, liberal. They’re called hooves.

[smoky portal]

Hooves i think theyr called

Yeah yeah

But is it hard typing wit em?

[drowsy finch]

It’s easy when you get into the groove

[gloomy urchin]

complicated word

[vague tinsel]

them damn liberals.

[gloomy urchin]

hooves more like 🦉es

[smoky portal]

Owles

[drowsy finch]

Hmong liab reference…

[gloomy urchin]

haii

[smoky portal]

Im not forgiving yooouuuu

[drowsy finch]

[smoky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-screaming-then-running-away-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-spongebob-meme-running-gif-14848209682511966800

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-meme-really-gif-26853815 well hi

[drowsy finch]

Chat look at this UH-60 Blackhawk !!

[gloomy urchin]

@drowsy finch i think u r the sanest person in this chat u should become mod

[smoky portal]

Sanest is a stretch

Sane is also wrong for rali

[vague tinsel]

eh I have mixed feelings for Rali being a mod.

[smoky portal]

We would all die if rali had so much power

[drowsy finch]

Woww omgg vote for me 2025 imgg worwwwowiee

[neat tundra]

The best mod of 2025

[drowsy finch]

I’m very sanesies !!!!

[smoky portal]

Hell nuh

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800635657398

make her mod

[drowsy finch]

I should go in a top half sword 25 mods of June 2025 video !!!

[drowsy finch]

I will start by removing the people I do not like!!

[smoky portal]

Are there 25 mods?

[drowsy finch]

Depends if you count every individual weapon as a mod

[gloomy urchin]

only person i would trust something in this chat

[drowsy finch]

Yea!

[smoky portal]

Totalitarian sheep looking ass sheperd

[gloomy urchin]

@drowsy finch how old are you

[drowsy finch]

I am a sheepherd

[smoky portal]

The blind leading the blind

[drowsy finch]

Like 50, according to some people who are wrong.

[smoky portal]

Wow

[gloomy urchin]

such a good way to spend ones life

[drowsy finch]

Is this bait?

[gloomy urchin]

no hes sjust stupid

[smoky portal]

Sure... bait

[gloomy urchin]

@dim lion what am i looking at

[smoky portal]

@dim lion

[drowsy finch]

@viral sky

Oops

[smoky portal]

Sorry for the @ blue

[drowsy finch]

@indigo hare

This reminds me of tf2

[astral ether]

oh I came back at a great time I see

[dim lion]

wow

[gloomy urchin]

ikr

[smoky portal]

Lol tf2

[drowsy finch]

Indeedsies

[astral ether]

also hello folley!

[drowsy finch]

[gloomy urchin]

pls tell youre banning him

not slap on the wrist

[dim lion]

give us a second man

obviously

[astral ether]

nuh uh we believe in second chances here

[drowsy finch]

But anyways, i had a decent day

[gloomy urchin]

it takes 3 picoseconds to press ban button!!

[astral ether]

oooh

[autumn laurel]

No it doesn't

[astral ether]

these are nice photos, I'm glad you got to go somewhere fun :)

[dim lion]

no it doesnt, we dont have a "ban button", but thanks for your insight!

[gloomy urchin]

u dont??

damn ok

[sweet plaza]

that was pretty intense

[dim lion]

no, next time let us do our jobs without the backseating please.

[gloomy urchin]

sorry

[drowsy finch]

Not reallyy

[smoky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-andrew-gif-3091015989928111603

[neat tundra]

It sure is nice we never have to deal with people spamming the nword or anything like that.
This server is so peaceful

[dim lion]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GtIB80JbMAAD_Lq.gif

[sweet plaza]

i dunno ive never seen this level of spam here

[autumn laurel]

Great time to randomly decide to check on my phone

[gloomy urchin]

hi

[pulsar owl]

bro this game looks like pure heat I wish I had friends to play it with

[smoky portal]

It did jumpscare me at first

[dim lion]

i cannot WAIT dor it honestly

[astral ether]

unimaginative, is what it was lmao

[drowsy finch]

It just doesn’t matter

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[autumn laurel]

Dor

[pulsar owl]

they nailed the whimsy, those goose game devs know what they're doing alright!!!

[drowsy finch]

What game be this?

[dim lion]

literally same idek if i got pinged for it, i just saw this going down on my second monitor suddenly when i tabbed in 😭

[sweet plaza]

ayo u dont have discord ure a medieval serf

[smoky portal]

I think its more trouble to find the right one besides you know what he ment

[dim lion]

https://youtu.be/_n7e0hWmTvc

[autumn laurel]

I tried to time him out asap but mobile is clunky when you are in a hurry

[dim lion]

big walk

[smoky portal]

Pirate speak

[drowsy finch]

Bugfolk!

[smoky portal]

🏴‍☠️

[dim lion]

fr lol. also when they spam i gotta scroll up to find their pfp to time them out too

[full leaf]

IM HIGH AS FUXK!!!

[smoky portal]

Hi

High

[drowsy finch]

I hope it’s not another fad thing like lethal company

[full leaf]

Ibah

[drowsy finch]

I don’t like those games

[drowsy finch]

Baa!!

[full leaf]

[full leaf]

Uihh

Allollll

I need tums

[smoky portal]

Chill it with the hard ba

[full leaf]

And yums

[dim lion]

i dont like this guy

[smoky portal]

Hell yeah

[drowsy finch]

It’s my buddy keith :(

Start spamming wobber

[smoky portal]

Woppa

[dim lion]

hard r right after that spammer? i thought you were better.

[smoky portal]

Yahoo

[astral ether]

this would be a game I would like to play but I need a main friendgroup again :(

[smoky portal]

Spamma

Please be respectful

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/alive-breakingbad-walterwhite-heisenberg-ididitforme-gif-4795085

[smoky portal]

69.99 cents!

[drowsy finch]

God I love taffy

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[smoky portal]

ALWAYS PUT UNITS OF MESURMENT

Huh?

[smoky portal]

Willie wont he type situation

[gusty geode]

um actually wrong

it means literally go to penis

[smoky portal]

Only ingles in za chat

[gloomy urchin]

on top of is more corect

[smoky portal]

Is this flerting?

[gusty geode]

true

[gloomy urchin]

how fo you know this.

[smoky portal]

Sure ill go penis

When

Are you paying for dinner?

[gusty geode]

lots and lots of counterstrike, and a 6 month russian learning stint

i can ask where the taxi is and that i like to eat apples

[smoky portal]

Happy!

[gloomy urchin]

oh yeah write шиншилла

[smoky portal]

Manzanas

[smoky portal]

no russian

[gusty geode]

chinchilla?

[smoky portal]

🛗

[gloomy urchin]

rules are meant to be broken

[gusty geode]

ALSO YES NO INGLES

[gloomy urchin]

yuh

[gusty geode]

wait

no

[smoky portal]

Yes ingles

[gusty geode]

ONLY INGLES

[smoky portal]

Si

Sì

[gloomy urchin]

ja

[drowsy finch]

[gusty geode]

i dont like the word huevos

[smoky portal]

Sheepish is cool gang

[gloomy urchin]

if you know russian you should transcribe #русский

[gusty geode]

means egg

but also balls

[smoky portal]

Testiculars?

WHERE

[gusty geode]

true, unfortunately we dont have a nihonjin chatto desu

otherwise id be in that pretty much all the time

you are japanese

you have a japanese name

[smoky portal]

Say it

[gusty geode]

zawaa kurauto

[smoky portal]

NO JAPANESE IN THE INGLÈS

GET OOOOUUUUT

[gusty geode]

zawaa kurauto is just sourkraut in japanese

[gloomy urchin]

no cool animes are coming out i have to re-watch tanya

[smoky portal]

Criminal

No hablo español

[gusty geode]

do you want it in romaji?

nihongo wa hanasenai

[cobalt sail]

why does my gamne keep getting a fatal error

[smoky portal]

Unfinished ass game

[smoky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-3-sonic-meme-sonic-cinema-sonic-movie-3-gif-3050060157188629982

Balls?

[indigo hare]

erm guys english in chat only please

erm

[amber escarp]

Modern English?

[drowsy finch]

Baa

[violet garden]

wtf that's my line

[proven depot]

im scared of women

[proven depot]

hm

who else eats the 2004 nissan 350z alternators

[native inlet]

Me ong ong frfr

[drowsy finch]

BOO

[drowsy finch]

CURANDOTE!!!!

I still gotta play nightmare conversion

[nimble karma]

Gangangwhatsgood

Figured I'd stop spamming clips for 5 god damn minutes ive literally never consistently participated in general

[drowsy finch]

i got a deal for you!!!

[nimble karma]

Oh damn

OH DAMN

[drowsy finch]

Like whatcha see :3

[nimble karma]

I'd easily pay double

[drowsy finch]

HORRAyyy

Pepsi tastes like soap..

[proven depot]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[nimble karma]

Normal Pepsi is ew cherry Pepsi is good

[orchid idol]

he hit that shit tho

[nimble karma]

What the fuck is this daylist

[drowsy finch]

????

[spark quartz]

welcome to the club

But instead of women its neptune

[south hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[drowsy finch]

Forget being scared of neptune, lets talk about why mercury fucking sucks

Horrible planet

[spark quartz]

mercury does not fucking suck

[drowsy finch]

It does

[spark quartz]

nope

[drowsy finch]

Its just rocks

Its not even that cool

NOTHING is going on over there

[spark quartz]

youre just rocks

Fuck you

[drowsy finch]

I’m not, I am a sheep. With very large horns, mind you.

Baa.

[spark quartz]

imma turn you into mutton and server you to THE TRASG

*TRASH

[drowsy finch]

:(

So meanie

Also serve*

[drowsy finch]

The towl!!! Omgg wowwie

[nimble karma]

Ayo we talking bout planets in here

[drowsy finch]

Mercury is the worst one

[nimble karma]

Thats my special interest outside of paleo and swords

[gusty geode]

planets?!

yo i fucking love planets dude

[nimble karma]

OnGOD

[drowsy finch]

THANK YOUU

[gusty geode]

saturn is rated so completely validly

like the love for saturn is completely valid

[drowsy finch]

Mercury’s ONLY claim to fame is being closest to the sun

[nimble karma]

Controversial maybe but Pluto definitely deserved to get excluded

[drowsy finch]

AND ITS Still not even the fucking HOTTest

[nimble karma]

Also fastest its orbit is like 87 days or smthn

88

**

[drowsy finch]

It should orbit into the fucking sun and die

[nimble karma]

Hey, its the first to get eaten when she expands so

[gusty geode]

its like those people that their whole personality is eating spicy food and "barely feeling it"

[drowsy finch]

I eat anything remotely spicy and I melt 🫠

[gusty geode]

i can see you as a mars tbh

you give me mars vibes

[sonic python]

there was a guy that was doing flying armbars where can i find clips like that

[drowsy finch]

I like Neptune a lot

[gusty geode]

true, neptune is that guy who like doesnt say much but when he does its usually really funny

[nimble karma]

Ngl guys call me basic but

Mars is my special interest

So much so thwt I know its called aerology,

Ya boy poured over the Mars2020 images as they came down on a daily basis

[drowsy finch]

I’m should remove my tear ducts so I stop tearing up every time I yawn

[nimble karma]

Yall know that the HiRISE camera on the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter can resolve at 6cm/pixel

Thats pebble sized shit PEBBELSSS

[nimble karma]

No cry about it

[nimble karma]

Like!!!! Cmon

[still scaffold]

what the fuck are we talking about

[raven ore]

pluto

[indigo hare]

pluto is stupid

thats all i want to contribute to chat

[still scaffold]

[nova nimbus]

Pluto fucking sucks

[nimble karma]

Love you moai fantastic contribution

I feel like 15 years ago youd get shot for dicking on Pluto but here we are

2025 - WWIII and everyone is finally on the same page about that piece of shit space rock, Pluto.

[drowsy finch]

Thats what I want to stop happening :(

[drowsy finch]

And nothing about the knife I showeded you :(

[gloomy urchin]

hi

[drowsy finch]

Sacred Beast by Tally Hall <3

Peak music!!

[indigo hare]

!!!!!! i responded to you!

[indigo hare]

oh.

not the second pictuyres

didnt see that

[indigo hare]

that looks both cool AND dangerous!

[drowsy finch]

Yess!!!!! Its so fucking cooll!!!! Its made of AWESOME!!!

[plucky nova]

The devs should take off knockdown timer

I miss throwing the people around so easily without them giving up so fast

[pearl coral]

my 3 year old sister has been yelling "CALL 911" every time my mom activates siri

[pearl coral]

i dont think the knockdown timer affects enemies

[worldly vapor]

Based

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smoke-catsmoke-business-cat-boss-gif-6365709994210762914

[halcyon trench]

That's crazy

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-dade-dade-audio-sexy-sexy-mustard-gif-25974950

Thats crazy

[soft geyser]

MUSTARD?

your so lucky i dont have video perms

[drowsy finch]

This is objectively funny

[spark quartz]

Easter Easter Easter Easter Easter

[worldly vapor]

stole this from reddit

[woven yew]

https://tenor.com/view/war-1000-yard-stare-gif-10147302364842942579

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-i-show-speed-tweaking-tweaker-gif-4717444372669792224

[drowsy finch]

Is he okay?

[worldly vapor]

Yeah he just got his finger pricked at the doctors office

[stable basin]

holy crap that looks like the one room dexter went in for blood spatter analysis

i forgot what episode that is

but JEEZ LOL

[unkempt scroll]

Signalis type of shit

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-meme-lore-gif-13174384402402304941

[unkempt scroll]

it's very simple, you just first have to understand the king in yellow by HP-

[drowsy finch]

Asd!

[scarlet creek]

Out of topic but does anyone else think the "You'll find someone better" and "There are other fish in the sea" are complete dogshit and shouldn't be taken as valid advice

[drowsy finch]

I mean if someone rejects you, no means no lol

[scarlet creek]

It's not about rejection

It's about being told that after getting fucking destroyed by a person you loved

[unkempt scroll]

It's not really advice is it? It's a cliche reassurance? I always thought

[worldly vapor]

i love how the textures and normalmaps and heightmaps make it look like theres actually a huge pool of blood

[drowsy finch]

You… good?

[worldly vapor]

People will be mean to you but it is true there are other folks who will treat you better!

[scarlet creek]

My fuckass friend told me that after he found out I was depressed and then weeks later he made jokes about her leaving me

[scarlet creek]

No, I wish I could go back when I was 12 and my only worries was getting to the weekend to play on my pc

[spark quartz]

caelid

[worldly vapor]

LEAVE EM BEHIND!

[woven yew]

don't we all

[indigo hare]

Silly head

[spark quartz]

hi easter

[scarlet creek]

Yeah but I'm 14

I was suppoed to have that feeling after getting married and having kids

[rare lotus]

I CANR STOP FFSRTING IM SI GAASY

wrong server

[spark quartz]

😭

[scarlet creek]

It doesnt feel like I can get someone better

[drowsy finch]

Whudduhfuck

[woven yew]

oh nvm

[spark quartz]

That's what I'm saying I just said hi to him

[indigo hare]

Rude right? Interrupted personal time

[drowsy finch]

This is so strange

[drowsy finch]

You’re in a combat arena????

[spark quartz]

Easter hates me

[drowsy finch]

He likes my mammoth bone knives

[worldly vapor]

Well if they dumped you then they werent going to be good with you anyway

[indigo hare]

Yeah silly head, what’s that say about you

[scarlet creek]

I just hate how teenagers work man

Hormone driven animals

I am one too tho

[spark quartz]

That you don't like my mammoth bone knives?

[worldly vapor]

Thats why I dont talk to them a whole lot!

[drowsy finch]

Just hit the tech

[unkempt scroll]

break dance the suitors away

[stable basin]

hello stone

[worldly vapor]

Whats these hearts mean

[indigo hare]

Yours aren’t mammoth bone! Theyre chicken bone!

[drowsy finch]

Why the fuck would you people invite me to regency knowing I don’t know a damn thing about romance </3

[spark quartz]

youre a massive stinky fart box

[drowsy finch]

Asexual/Aromantic

[unkempt scroll]

okay well i didn't invite you

[scarlet creek]

Why did I expect a hormone driven being to stand distance

[drowsy finch]

You didn’t stop it, either.

[worldly vapor]

Cause you are lowkey driven by hormones

[drowsy finch]

I’m driven by little alien men in my head

👽

[worldly vapor]

Im driven by greed for cryptocurrency

[spark quartz]

You're aerodynamic rali?

[unkempt scroll]

doesn't experience standard romantic attraction in any capacity, doesn't experience standard sexual attraction in any capacity. they're also umbrella terms for a lot of more specific indentities and such

[unkempt scroll]

make them leave, it is cramped

[unkempt scroll]

well clearly it was fine, you slayed the court

[worldly vapor]

Im confused about how an identity could fall under the umbrella of asexual if asexuality is in itself a final and all encompassing lack of sexuality

[scarlet creek]

But I still loved her without seeing her for months, should've expected it from the person who told me last year to avoid seeing her because she was ovulating and couldn't stand her impulses when being with me or some weird shit like that 💀

[worldly vapor]

[drowsy finch]

Yes!

[spark quartz]

nice

[drowsy finch]

They made their bed they can lie in it

[scarlet creek]

And she did something worse too last year but I'm probably not allowed to say it because of how weird it is

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/raygun-olympics-australia-2024-banana-gif-7644787007188637571

[scarlet creek]

i still miss her tho

[worldly vapor]

just dm it to me if you want

[scarlet creek]

Add this to half sword

[drowsy finch]

Its not like teenage love lasts more than like 6 months tops

[stable basin]

seppuku?

[spark quartz]

haha the awkward middle school relationships that lasted a week

shit is so cringe in hindsight

[drowsy finch]

Fucking literalyyy bruhh

[drowsy finch]

I always thought it was cringe

[spark quartz]

now I just hate all people

call me a people hater

[stable basin]

i literally just never, i ain’t dealin with any relationship crap til later on in life

[drowsy finch]

i literally just never, i ain’t dealin with any relationship crap til later on in life

[rich glacier]

Buncha nerds

[spark quartz]

hi bing

[drowsy finch]

[scarlet creek]

It was 1 year gang 1 year of my life gone into her

[stable basin]

hello chrome!

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-spongebob-oh-i-get-it-joy-laughing-hysterically-gif-19287438

[unkempt scroll]

its called running headfirst into the fence

[drowsy finch]

Teenage dating is like a zomboid run

[rich glacier]

Wait for adult relationships when you be breaking up after sinking upwards of 5> years lol

1 year is light work !

[unkempt scroll]

thats fucking wild rals

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/pz-project-zomboid-this-is-how-you-died-there-was-no-hope-of-survival-doomed-gif-3293001303544062449

[spark quartz]

never have to deal with adult breakups if youre unlovable 😉

[unkempt scroll]

i'm just saying, willie wouldn't play with yyour emotions like this

[drowsy finch]

I am now having a good giggle after realizing what goofy shit I just typed

[unkempt scroll]

absolutely unhinged

[scarlet creek]

Breaking up after 5 years? That sounds like suicide

[rich glacier]

HAHAHA yeah

[drowsy finch]

All of my wires are tangled like the cable drawer in your house :(

[scarlet creek]

Actually this means I would need to have a kid so she's forever bond to me muahahaha

Or maybe not because most of the times the custody goes to the wife

[rich glacier]

There was a kid 🙂

[drowsy finch]

Because that’s always worked out lmao

[rich glacier]

Means nothing in the end

[unkempt scroll]

it's alright champ. it's just how it goes sometimes. our lives have many little endings, and many big endings, and they collect into who we are today. Halfsword shit posters

[drowsy finch]

Unless you die

[amber escarp]

You'll get over it

[unkempt scroll]

thats a small ending when you're liching it

[drowsy finch]

I refer to my previous statement

[amber escarp]

Nah you'll get over it

Trust

[drowsy finch]

Do you wanna be the evil lich or am I gonna be the evil lich?

[scarlet creek]

I mean you'd be forever family with the girl so thats a good thing atleast

[spark quartz]

well you are evil so

[unkempt scroll]

oh, so you're a gay couple? which one of you is, y'know.... the evil one?

[rich glacier]

This is a weird statement now that you’re doubling down in this

[drowsy finch]

I would never follow someone blindly!!!!!

I’M NIT FUCKING EVIL :(((((((((((

[drowsy finch]

Shsuhhszzazzwgge

[unkempt scroll]

divorced behavior

[stable basin]

every villain is lemons

[amber escarp]

I love blindly following people without questioning their antics

[drowsy finch]

I should wear my pretty clothes out on deck

[unkempt scroll]

tazed transfem syndrome 😔

[stable basin]

how many free candy vans did you hop into

[unkempt scroll]

You should wear your pretty clothes, NOW

[drowsy finch]

Wearing for effect!!

[amber escarp]

No I'm just into politics

[stable basin]

oh lol

[spark quartz]

you kinda are tho

[scarlet creek]

It doesnt mean what you think it means

[rich glacier]

farts

[scarlet creek]

Or maybe it does

[drowsy finch]

How !!

[scarlet creek]

[drowsy finch]

I have that always </3

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-head-shake-no-gif-10281913

[spark quartz]

you just are lil bro

[rich glacier]

Snoop gif

A sign

I will get baked

[drowsy finch]

Bro is masculine, I can have you CANCELED FOR THIS !!

It only takes one tweet, silly!

[spark quartz]

MNOOOOOOOO

[unkempt scroll]

and then there will be cake

[spark quartz]

I WILL COMMIT DOMESTIC TERRORISM

[stable basin]

screenshotted already, its going viral on twitter

[amber escarp]

I can't believe how much I hate everything

[unkempt scroll]

dw we have counter cancel dirt on her

[drowsy finch]

[unkempt scroll]

uh oh

[drowsy finch]

NO YOU DON’T??!?

[stable basin]

oh your just making it worse then, 24k more views on the tweet

[unkempt scroll]

nah don't worry rals you're untouchable we got this

[spark quartz]

rali we all know what you did in 2001

[stable basin]

i’m kidding i would never set foot on twitter

[stable basin]

WHAT

[unkempt scroll]

they have no clue whatt you did in 2001 rals

[spark quartz]

ah so you admit they DID do something in 2001

[stable basin]

my lawyers have advised me to not participate in this conversation any longer as i could be involved incase of an investigation

[unkempt scroll]

rali is OVER

[spark quartz]

rali will fall like the iron curtain

[amber escarp]

It was an inside job wasn't it

[drowsy finch]

Oh thank god

[unkempt scroll]

Im playing both sides so i always lose

[drowsy finch]

Thank you, darth smideious

[unkempt scroll]

NOT MY NAME

[drowsy finch]

FYM :(

[spark quartz]

don't act like you're innocent strawban i know what you did in 1971

[unkempt scroll]

not much tbh

[rich glacier]

My statewars name would be earth smear

[spark quartz]

that's not what these cia documents say

[unkempt scroll]

cia didn't exist back then

[spark quartz]

yes it did

you stink

[unkempt scroll]

what are you, a cop?

[spark quartz]

ew

hell no

[amber escarp]

oink

[stable basin]

it definitely was- formed in 1947

[rich glacier]

Yk I fought a cop once

[gloomy urchin]

hello silly head

[spark quartz]

they were joking btw abom

[gloomy urchin]

hi abom

[amber escarp]

That's tuff

[rich glacier]

👥

[spark quartz]

i'm 90% sure

anyway

[stable basin]

i figured i just have nothing better to do

lolll

[unkempt scroll]

why do you have access to cia documents, and all this inside knowledge about "when the cia was formed"

[rich glacier]

Да

[spark quartz]

the latter is google and the former is don't worry about it

[unkempt scroll]

that doesn't sound like a real year

[gloomy urchin]

are you italian spy

[stable basin]

9973

[unkempt scroll]

google sounds like a narc

[spark quartz]

why italian of all things

[spark quartz]

yeah, yeah it pretty much is

[gloomy urchin]

cuz u said u were from italia

[unkempt scroll]

thanks!

[stable basin]

don’t mention it

[gloomy urchin]

wait you didnt

what was the country then 😭

[unkempt scroll]

i won't!

[amber escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-boy-nice-guy-gif-23116344

[gloomy urchin]

nvrm you did

[stable basin]

spectangular!

[spark quartz]

this what i imagine shovel looking like fr

[rich glacier]

That was literally me

[gloomy urchin]

northern italy!!

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/deviantart-richard-gaming-gif-23076128

[gloomy urchin]

quit being mean

[stable basin]

i don’t get it

[rich glacier]

Oblivion nord btw

[spark quartz]

next, the nord in the rags

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-girl-brick-brick-throw-kill-gif-25574003

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040515890300588075/1307192818489491476/togif.gif

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/two-orange-and-colgate-challenge-in-the-middle-lets-go-orange-colgate-acheron-geometry-dash-gif-4061489525805576921

[zenith dirge]

bubinian interrogation methods

[stable basin]

oh dear

[spark quartz]

how does one achieve this build

[idle crest]

Like a pitbull standing on two legs

[zenith dirge]

being bubinian

[drowsy finch]

Still Wakes the Deep reference

SWtD!!

Oh now it sends

[rich glacier]

Should I get out go into city do photography / coffee

Stay in , warm cozy get baked and draw

[drowsy finch]

Right as I send the back up

Discord hates me

[rich glacier]

(It’s 13°)

[stable basin]

go take some photos

[amber escarp]

Yo

[zenith dirge]

bubinia is approximately 500 square feet

[amber escarp]

Getting baked is fucking funny

[rich glacier]

done

[idle crest]

What I see right after I accidentally noclip through the ground and fall down to the infinite ocean void below.

[stable basin]

already? or do you mean your gonna go do that

[amber escarp]

Who comes up with this shit

[idle crest]

What is the meaning behind this?

[gloomy urchin]

execute on spot

[drowsy finch]

Shout out to whoever invented singapore

They fry a good rice

You have good fried rice

[spark quartz]

it was John Singapore

[warm beacon]

as annoying as it is trying to beat the ultimate challenge, grabbing hold of and punching mercilessly the first opponent will never get boring lol

[drowsy finch]

Dinnae think its on this vessel </3

[drowsy finch]

This is makes sense!!

[amber escarp]

Sing apore? I don't know that song

[rich glacier]

I’ll go do it

[stable basin]

oh ok fire

have fun

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/harry-lee-kuan-yew-singapore-leader-lky-lee-kuan-yew-gif-6926054342985766271

[forest falcon]

sing a poor

[amber escarp]

I don't know nothing about no china

[zenith dirge]

i got Ready Or Not recently, dawg this shit runs like shit

atleast i am having fun

[zenith dirge]

willie nose

[gloomy urchin]

how

doesnt add up

[pearl coral]

lucky for you huh

[gloomy urchin]

fym lucky

[stable basin]

yeah i never use shields honestly

[zenith dirge]

skill issue

[gloomy urchin]

yeah fuck baron

pmo

[drowsy finch]

Just hit over them tbhh

[drowsy finch]

Overflow error

[gloomy urchin]

cant land long weapons for life

[pearl coral]

this will be me one day

[drowsy finch]

Practice lining it up

[scarlet creek]

If your frame rate is below 100 then give up because shit is not gonna do anything

The lower your fps the more useless polearms become

[pearl coral]

below 100

[drowsy finch]

I run it on like 20-30 fps!!!

[gloomy urchin]

or i could just do this

[scarlet creek]

Haaoooowwwwwwww

[drowsy finch]

[scarlet creek]

My willie becomes completely powerless in 40 fps

Maybe I'm doing something wrong

[pearl coral]

you are making excuses is what is wrong

[amber escarp]

You need an intervention

[drowsy finch]

I’m pretty decent at thwacking iunno

[scarlet creek]

Ok 100 fps was an exageration but I actually feel like I hit with less strength when I'm on lower framerates

Or maybe I don't swing correctly

😔

[gloomy urchin]

i fucking HATE axes

[scarlet creek]

Your fault atp

How can you lose to an axe while using the spiky stic

[gloomy urchin]

no axes are just STUPID

[pearl coral]

imo the spiky stick is actually pretty balanced

and it surely will be moreso as the enemy ai gets better

[scarlet creek]

My fav axe screenshot

They aren't op tho

They just do more damage

[drowsy finch]

I agree, since it has no range if motion in willie’s hands

[scarlet creek]

[pearl coral]

each weapon in the game has the ability to immediately kill the opponent in one hit and it feels like the spiky stick has a worse chance to do so

[drowsy finch]

He uses it very inefficiently

[gloomy urchin]

you think he's dead

[scarlet creek]

I wish the enemy ai did the bullshit rali does so the polearm enemies wouldn't be a joke

[pearl coral]

if it sticks in the enemy or you, there's a big chance that it's kind of a glancing poke to one of your extremities

[pearl coral]

there needs to be a mechanism other than hand switching to allow for such range of motion for the game to be accurate

[scarlet creek]

Thing is that the polearm npcs really need a buff

They're a joke

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/me-too-me-too-kid-incredibles-gif-19919940

[scarlet creek]

And a really unfunny one

They should atleast give them extra strength for the moment

Knife > willie with billhook

[gloomy urchin]

i dont think thats how his neck should bend

[pearl coral]

enemy ai needs to improve distance management and weapon-consciousness

but also the range of motion is a big thing that needs to be fixed in a way other than switching hands

because it is really not realistic

[scarlet creek]

Does this mean I can say exanima combat is better?!!!11

[pearl coral]

no

exanima suffers from that but worse

there is no fast weapon in exanima

[scarlet creek]

You have no control over the actual swing itself actually

[pearl coral]

it's like fighting underwater

which is my point

[scarlet creek]

Yes there are

[drowsy finch]

100% true!! Just lookit all da stuf you can dooo!!!

[scarlet creek]

Actually no you're right

But still

I wouldnt say its like fighting underwater

[pearl coral]

half sword needs to implement a considerable amount of elbow and wrist mobility adjustments for various weapons

[stable basin]

I JUST WITNESSED WILLIE PICK UP WILLIE AND THROW HIM TO THE GROUND

THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT, I MAY DIE FULLY ARMORED WHILE HE HAS NOTHING

[drowsy finch]

They need to let me choke my grip up higher

[scarlet creek]

Actually no again because how can you say this isn't fast

[stable basin]

just LOOK AT HIM BRO

[scarlet creek]

https://youtu.be/D4FNHzJCD6Y?si=JFWYMzb3pl23nKU0

[pearl coral]

actually the main thing that needs to be implemented is more arm crossing

[scarlet creek]

Sam watch this

That's pretty fast

In this one he's even faster I think

https://youtu.be/2hIJ7Hu9rYA?si=zinevmVR0UW19nrj

[gloomy urchin]

@pearl coral is gap realitic

[scarlet creek]

You see out of your pupils

[pearl coral]

i mean it's faster than regular exanima butnot fast for a sword

[pearl coral]

what do you mean

[gloomy urchin]

is gap that small irl

[drowsy finch]

That makes one of us

[pearl coral]

yeah i mean it's about eye height

[gloomy urchin]

what am i looking at

[pearl coral]

the point of view from willie's nose

[woeful jackal]

uuuuuh

[pearl coral]

examine the gap .

[woeful jackal]

what are you looking at

[gloomy urchin]

i dont think thats eye height

[scarlet creek]

Check second 15, I dont think a human can go faster than that

Actually id say half sword's swords are slower

[pearl coral]

that is the average speed of a competitive longsword fighter

[scarlet creek]

Yeah that's good enough

[pearl coral]

that one part of one clip of one highly skilled exanima player reaches average real life speeds ??

[scarlet creek]

Yes

To become competitive you need to train

The guy from exanima trained too

So it's pretty much the same

In real life if you have no training with a sword you'd be slow too

[pearl coral]

they put tokyo ghoul in dead by daylight

[pearl coral]

i think it took me about 4 months to get there

[scarlet creek]

It's not a short ammount of time

Consider exanima is a videogame

[pearl coral]

the other day i got told that my sword makes nice sounds

[scarlet creek]

Are they talking about the air sound

[pearl coral]

i do not believe he was

pretty sure mine is the same as everyone else's in that regard

[scarlet creek]

What sport is it btw

It sounds interesting sadly I doubt there are places to practice it near me

[pearl coral]

historical european martial arts

[scarlet creek]

Are you in the video

[pearl coral]

yes

grey

video from january

really not that great looking back at it

literally start galloping at 0:04

[scarlet creek]

I mean you won anyway lol

That guy looked like "aw man" when you thrusted

[pearl coral]

it was a great moment for me and what i consider the first well earned victory of my career

my earlier days were characterized by victory through bare fundamentals and luck as well as getting absolutely pwned because of a lacking technique or muscle memory

i can still feel the first clip

oh gosh and this one was painful too

ignore the milisecond of meshuggah

[scarlet creek]

What is the time gap between this and the clip where you won with the thrust?

[pearl coral]

2 months

just imagine how CRACKED i am now..... ()

my form has gotten a lot better

but i do have a lot of tactical work to do

[oak olive]

nvm but still 21 if you round up

(~20:45)