#general-catfish-π±π
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there are no young padawans tho
Ahsoka was kinda young tho
14 in the movie?
well they all are so stil ltrue
nah, it's Master of the Order
chicken jokcey
i didn't know the melody is from another song
until last month
and i completely didn't know about old Willy Wonka
flint and steeel
i must say, i did like Andor
was is really that long ago?
2014?
star wars does a better job at making a dark and grime world than W40k
1 sec
HMMMMMMMMMM
wait so children is like 10 right
its been 11 years
so youreβ¦
21β¦β¦β¦..??
igg thats truee
dang youre old..
we need old republic more
2004 was 21 years ago
the best ngl
2008 unc
yeeeee
2010 is lowkey the best year to be born
is it cause you were born in 2010
my younger cousin is like 2011
mayhaps
younging
gen s
we both have january as B-day
???
ngl, b-day in the beginning of the year is powermove
2012 is Gen Alpha bro
I am NOT associated with those toilet heads
my mom literally called my year gen alpha
over
Toilet. Heads?
my mom thought that they (with dad) were boomers
because of some another dumbo at instagram
boomers is wild
ngl best generation gotta be
Ending of Stanley KubrickΒ΄s Full Metal Jacket
i hope it gotta be.
generation ancient
same shenanigans
was this tuff in β75?
π₯
π
πͺ«
nah nah
people who went to the Vietnam war watched this as kids
The Mickey Mouse Club is an American variety television show that aired intermittently from 1955 to 1996 and briefly returned to social media in 2017. Created by Walt Disney and produced by Walt Disney Productions, the program was first televised for four seasons, from 1955 to 1959, by ABC. This original run featured a regular, but ever-changing...
and boomers are from 1946
so this show covers all of them
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bear emoji is quite nice
rarely see animal emojis being used
Film "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory" (1971)
lyrics:
Hold your breath
Make a wish
Count to three
Come with me
And you'll be
In a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see
Into your imagination
We'll begin with a spin
Travelling in the world of my creation
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devs thnk you i love you sound designer i love the armour clinking
Amazing name by the way
top left looks like chris prat
i can see it
in the ground 
least salty scottish person:
i hate how i cant do shit if im knockd down as a knight though
it might surprise you but thats not reddit
that's facebook
the one with the crown, maybe?
yyup
with a fork
Heβs dead
what type of half sword are you guys playing where they actually surrender
i'm back
also yeah manual enhanccer files must be out of date
\
meow
hi trovel
hi vel
you are NOT Bob the Builder
Presented my diploma work today and now I just have to turn it in on Monday 
SQUACK
guys i need help
what
not you
also i forgot
oh i remembered nvm
you wouldnt know
anyways
yo
Coolio 500
enchancer is so fun
Shogun 2 is the best total war ever!
How does one get this hammer
nowhereaki swat SUCKS in door kickers 2
P OK BUT IS IT SWORDFIGHTIGN
im trying to beat ts on max player dmg and npc damage
lol goodluck
THE OTHER ONESE RE LIKEE CHIVALRY ORMORDHAU RIGHT
SHUT UP
max dmg to player min to npcs then we're talking
MIN PLYER MAX NPC
no
IM AKWWAY RIGHT
then that explains why the option is greyed out
because is wooden
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS WOODEN
threw my weapon and it went slightly over his head
still won tho π₯
fist fighting is so much more fun on ts
what is
with max damages
L4T ME TYPE CLAM OUT
js use numbers
idk use dms
Dude this has to be one of my top profile pictures ever.
bro this bug with the stuff clipping inside the boxes in abyss is so annoying
Raggamuffin
Was not worth it to splooge all over the sheets π
Wobba β€οΈ
girls
what kind of
help me
wter
All of my gta online teammates are MORONS
thats not how you do it
cause most of the players are
plse pelase please help
didnt know you could l#play gta online ontlt
They're so ass at driving too
so I try to steal the vehicle thats required for the mission
solo cayo perico is thw way . normal heists are big nono
i stopped playing gta cause they removed the text chat
its way too boring without it
they made it like console
is your keyboard stuck on capslock
On console?
I'm pretty sure you can still text chat on pc
console never got a text chat . and with gta v enhanced on pc they removed it
you cant
lmao
pleasplasepleseplasepleaseples
why did they "enhance" it π
Straining for the upcoming gta 6
"enhance"
oooh
Gta 5 enhanced version is just the "definitive edition" for gta 5
it got delayed again right
To 2026 May
yeep
v has dlcs??
Love the name bro
It's just a graphic change
It also affects the base game
vro
man why are my steam clips broken π₯
i am not even joking about anything but ok
fuck you i shit in your mouth
MY FAVOURITE
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what
??????
YEAH ITS PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY
Nobody wants to see your underwear buster
TO ME
:( THEYRE MY FAVOURITE ITS NOT LIKE ITS A PICTURE OFME WEARING THEM
this chat hasn't changed one bit

Why the hell is this the first thing I read opening this discord server
WHAT
Thereβs a command for that!
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
Double
WILLY STOPSPAMMING
Is it me
OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE MOAI OF ROKU
Hell yeah
MY EYESEIGHT ISNT WHT IT USEDD TO BE OK........
Old ass man
Heβs too old to know what that is!!
WHO
You!
projecting 
NUH UH
Bro lost his reading glasses(theyre on a string around his neck) so he canβt see the caps lock key
i just opened up search and holy fuck
MODS HES BULLYING ME
4 days late
mfs have no dignity
NOOO EMBED FALIURE
SHIT
i am cooked
https://tenor.com/view/fact-check-kellanrockssoccer-gif-2569170256995872124
[Message Replied To](#general-catfish-π±π message "Message Replied To")
nuh uh
AAAAAAAA
NO POLITICAL FIGURES
I MIGHT BE GAY GUYS
nuh uh
No political figures
i thought you are weaponsexual
No action figures either
SHUT UP PLA'TOON
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the person in it is
not even him?
it is blunt
fine ill make it more blunt
even those 2 stinking mfs
Mfw the most controversial president in USA history isnβt a political figure
@lost palm
Wait let me find a proper face reaction
Mainly due to one person
is that jojo white album, how do you slide like that?
half sword enhancer
icic
Time is going sooo slowly today.
that's what i'm sayin
it takes 100% to keep smth good
and 1 man to make it creepy, lame whatever
If I could look like anything, it would be real version of this guy.
idk about creepy but it's not something I want to see in any discord lol
btw i finally found art of Usada Pekora in Metal Gear style
true
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how can people do that
it took some time
Bros Naruto running
shit
idk why fortnite added blitz royale
but im concerned about shorter attention span of even gamers
yet if you look at us we spend a lot of time on demo
5%
it's for mobile players
so it's gonna have short rounds considering battery life sucks when mobile gaming
i remember voice chatting in pubg mobile
second half of 2018
phone is hot asf
what a time
I'm remember voice chatting in cod mobile
can't recall shit tho
Half of it was children who didn't know their microphone was on
did they shut it down?
No
it's so true both on consoles and phones
What the fuck is discord doing
guys where is the faq i cant find it π
no
fuck YOU
faq
here it is champ
wtf its not visible for me
i can only see it with this message
try that icon
it has it among rules and info
Need to enable show all channels
mobile gamers have some premium games
should I even download the enhanced edition
because the only thing good about is the graphics are immaculate
and HSW upgrades
#faq you
All a man need fr
enhanced edition have a nicer graphics . guess thats it
though there is no text chat
Can someone explain to me how i can change my wepaons without randomizing? Like, I can only click a class and it randomizes my dude
Why did they even remove text chat
cause rockstar
I can't say "gg ez no re" to griefers now
So the only communication is through voice chat?
and only damaged brain kids doing weird noises on voice chat
When did rockstar go wrong
They fired Leslie Benzies
The lead director I think of rockstar north
most of big companies suck now
Dating back to gta 3
video games are degrading
Do you think Leslie Benzies was in the right
For wanting more gta online content
Than gta 6
nope
gta been there for ages
even with new content it became boring
i got sick of the map
You spend most of the time in the city anyway
Literally nothing to do in Paleto Bay or Sandy Shores
this was supposed to be a gta killer but it ended up being a disaster
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3265250/MindsEye/
Welcome to Redrock
Welcome to the world of MindsEye, a single-player,β―action-adventure thrillerβ―set in the fictional near future city of Redrock β an intense,β―super-heated, desert metropolis where technology is king.β―β¦
$59.99
1804
gta sa performs better
than whatever this is
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Y'all ain't see SHIT
wdym by that
Take a shot in the dark
you like the fact that the handle is pink
Big sister gotta nice mustache
Holy shit it's vector
fun size rapier and dagger
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Mindseye feels AI made tbh
dear chatgpt, make a action game in a futuristic setting of a megalopolis in the middle of the desert (cyberpunk wink wink) that has cool robots and a knockoff of Lincoln Clay from Mafia 3
Are you a little silly? Itβs the president. Thats political.
The answer is yes, you are definitely a little silly
I actually hate both
i may have developed perfect pitch
Thereβs no conversation to be had. I said no politics, the president is politics. Your argument is pretty uh..fuckin stupid
cant wait to be annoying
Man youβve been annoying af since I saw you come back
Stop trying to push the lines
what is going on
steam's new and trending
is this free
i developed perfect pitch i think
please tell me
yup
what is that
who would pay for this
i can correctly identify a note by sound
Okay.
moai whats the matter?
try this thenhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3241030/Hack_and_Slash_Fury/
Action to the rhythm of Heavy Metal
Fight and destroy the dark soldiers while you are advancing and hearing heavy metal songs and complete the stage for see the next epic cinematic!
True Deep Actionβ¦
Half Steel Gladiator Sword
what the fuck is this
enjoy
Im a little silly
A little?!
i know what a c sounds like but my relative pitch is ass
Itβs sounds like the letter c over and over again
no silly i meant the c not
Oh, okay. That sounds like a c note then
Youβre welcome
Ok a lot
i now have 5 useless skills--art, coding, music, knowing what a c sounds like, and half sword modding
Easter has a lot of useless skills, like breathing and thinking
he died in the right spot
hey i breath and think too
Not as good as me though
next step: relative pitch, and then annoy the shit out of my friend
Bro said "naw imma ruin the joke"
I breathe like a son of a birch
You are a discord mod
In a breathing competition I will always win
And Youre not, jealous much
Easter the mouth breathing champion 3 years in the making
Green isnβt your color!!
Green?
Yes you are green with envy
its mine
Yeah but heβs not green with envy heβs just green. Youre red but green with envy
So I'm red but I'm green
greeen with envy
Itβs funny, I actually typed in, define: silly head and this came up.
iβm green with spinach
celery
I did the same thing for you
give me other green vegetable names BELL PEPPER
LOL
Jokes on you i have bad service so itβs just a grey picture
haha dont worry about it
Itβs ok I have a workaround
hello chat
offhand sheath is suprisingly effective
Hello egypt
hello silly nation
SILLY NATION RAHHHHHHHHH
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dumbshit
chick en jock ey
rate this sheath
actually there is no phonetic definition for a syllable
8/10
well then
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ΛtΝ‘ΚΙͺkΙͺn Κ€ΙΜkΙͺj
iβm kidding your cool chrome
WHAT is that
thank google
IPA for chick en jock ey
NO its not an ancient greek spell
also i learned perfect pitch
SORTA
english only
oh
burbger
banish abom to the cbom realm
how about no
how about instead we banish YOU to the boredom realm
so lock me in a room with @indigo hare
exactly
works every time
Yes, the realm where I go when Iβm bored to abuse users of this discord
moai of evil
abom started it
nuh uh
YUH HUH
But I donβt want to mod abuse abom
I want to mod abuse you
WHAT EVIDENCE DO YOU HAVE SCALLOP
you guys smell of stink
aw man
UH, UH YOU DID
i support this decision
why π
you were the first message to begin this conversation!
chinese halbersd
Because
NUH UH
Thatβs why
you dont have a common sense of the note of C πΉπ«΅
THE FRICK YOU MEAN NUH UH, ITS RIGHT THERE
veroo opp
NUH UH
yeah because im programmed with C#
LIAR LIAR PANTS FOR HIRE
J*b????/
wait thats actually funny
JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB
JOB APPLICATION
MOAI BAN HIM
Let that timeout be a lesson
the self glazing is crazy
when have we ever
it's like that Pic of Obama putting a medal on Obama
EXACTLY
no im actually straight
Straight up not straight
i have an idea that will get you banned
reverse grip longsword
fine..
just use your fists at this point
bro what
im probably the straightest person in this chat
i never act gay
i think
maybe probably
thats pretty gay
ah no i shouldve replied to THIS message with the gif
where?
I dont think the use of the gif as a response makes sense except in cases where someone is complaining.
this convo is crazy π
im showing him the pretty gay man's contact info
as in happy
yes
i am happy
i got a new keybaord!!
yesh true i just find it funny to use
why do you know his contact info if you arent gay
they have keyboards in Egypt
ill use it more practically next time
I thought it was just pyramids n shit
idk what you're talking about its spelt keybaord
yeah there are keybaord too
they're made out of rock
that's cool
NO WAY I WONDER IF @indigo hare KNOWS THEM
this is an incredibly offensive statement
we dont all know each other
rock lobster
Of course Moai knows about the rock keyboards
in the pyramid i live in we actually use the power of constantly moving cow and sheep to get power which is how i power my entire pc
are you gay by any chance?
Moai is a rock after all
i WONDER
one time this cow stopped moving we nearly had a power outage
im nothing, i hate every gender
i wanna sculpt moai
lmao
how dare you become willieist
this is extremely willieist take this mod down hire me instead
Ladt
i hate you
@lost palm
now fight against another longsword
Terrible.
... fine
ladt
we have rgb names now? does it increase performance too?
You guys distracted me, I didnβt have enough time to finish eating lunch and now i gotta go back to work. My personal problem is your faults
a certain short buff dude with a lot of tattoos would be extremely happy to hear this
i will finish off the lunch for you
LMAO
damn thats gay
qdude i follow sellsword on tt
wash the dishes INSIDE of VR
I can finally yell at someone. No using gay in negative ways!
as expected...
reverse grip proven terrible with advanced physics simulation
I should get a noble peace prize.
who said i used it in a negative way
you get distracted by guys
thats gay
honestly that would help my adhd so much
Okay Thats very fair
Literal photoshop is nuts!
i mean all he has to do is stand there
delay your meds :))
don't call me what your mom is
don't call me what you are
Ladt
but i didn't call you a nice woman
i called you a bitch
dih
different thing
mid comeback 4/10
bad word
who wants emperor pat's golden baron billhook
outfit not included
-# Nooooo
who wants this weapon (outfit not included)
for a moment i thought the tip was actually a pen
you should make a pen as a weapon
bruhb
and prove that its mightier than the sword
the pen is NOT mightier than the sword
yes it is
Bros never used a pen
bro
ffs
Hey I hate this thanks
i can right you a strongly worded letter and you can't do anything about it because im in another country
silly
dummy
stinky
im from singapore im technically a minority
Write* π€
delete it
erm actuallsyku its wraighat
idk what does that mean but im from egypt im going to put sand in your eyes
ππππ
How do I get pic perms?
you dont know fear until youve seen kepon open half sword after i dm him the rev grip longsword
he's going to prove that reverse grip works
I need lightsaber mod for Half Sword
doesnt that exist already
No I don't think so
yeah this sucks, but the AI doesnt know that.
h u h
Playing one truth one lie are we?
video frozen on first frame for me π
nah thats you
us β₯
bro you already got a gf smh
she can learn to share
According to my calculations you are not straight, straight people don't purposefully try to draw ettention to the fact they're straight.
what the fuck π
i love this video
not when im accused of being gay
probably should use another word than accused
but idk any
NO
dude
lol iβm just a viewer in this debate
no youre an alligator
scotland broadsword
dihsword
sybau
wash the dishes in vr
ive never been accused ofbeing gay !!!!!
"I'm not gay guys hehe"
was that bbno$
ys
curse you
goro majima
now i gotta explain it
WHAT DID I DO
muhahaha
the guy on th right
this should get pinned @mods
actually im oging to go bye chat
oki
have a good day veroo
@half sword game
have a bad day veroo
cursed be your day /j
ok tnaks
skant
forgor what
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He makes some coworker ass music
oh no doubt LOL
I hate him due to the fact I hear one of his stupid songs every four scrolls on tiktok π
@ember bobcat hi
fym ok
Glue time
my pc is so slow istg
best thing i ever seen
Oh hi
wait does that work
If this had PVP they could charge 40-45 for it on release easily.
I know how difficult it would be to implement, but this is a golden goose of a game, the vision and quality is already so good.
dude ive been playing since it was just abyss and im just saying, if this game could implement PVP it would absolutely go viral. Other mediveal PVP games are in the dumpster right now, it is an insane opportunity.
Honestly thought you were a mod again. These colours are to similar
In time it'll get there, just probably not now
nice of you to call me a dumbass without hearing out my point btw haha
Honestly I thought they were a mod the whole time
Welcome to halfcord
Thatβs what Iβm saying!
yeah but i heard your point
Ye the bait is real here
I think release HAS to be coming with PVP honestly, if it doesnt the hype can easily die down. However if it does get PVP added i can see the game clearing steam charts in its category, so so so much potential i am holding my hands in prayer that the devs dont squander the opportunity.
bro think he the thinker
Have you read the #faq yet
no
hope everyone is havig a good day
rRRaaaHHH
Iirc local split screen is somewhere on the docket, but online play is a pipe dream far as we're concerned
You too Bud
Need more good vibes in life
i legitimately tought it was a new mod
Dude I was gonna say that xd
hope you are having a great day!
This game NEEDS A BATTLE PASS
lootboxes
gotta pay for all your weapons and armour
Plz be me I don't wanna suffer anymore
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They killed a gorilla for Christ sake!
we need gambling
Shut up Easter
well yeah i see what they said about PVP but my point is i feel like they should push as hard as possible to get PVP on release, because if they dont a lot of potential playerbase that would be interested in it for the PVP will mark it off as "eh its against bots, IDC" and will never look back.
bro telling himself to shut up
Already enough gambling just preordering games these days
To each their own
faq
i JUST SAID in my message i read the FAQ, why cant the people read two replies back???
Have u ever game deved before and know the challenges that come with it
faq
I have friends that are game designers, i went to arts academy and am a graphic designer, not familiar with unity but i can understand how difficult ragdoll physics pvp can be to implement, i think.
i understand your point
but
damn dude you are unbearable haha
i dont think they will budge
likewise
he isnt doing anything though?
wrong
why can nobody here have a healthy discussion
i mean i will keep loving the game, i just think if they hired devs and invested into making the PVP happen, it would pay itself back so much they cant even fathom it.
I made 3 games with a few of my friends for shits and giggles they are all completely fcked because we had no clue
their budget is extremely low at this point in time tbh
This game was ALREADY a big viral streamer game MULTIPLE times. If they implemented it on release they could sweep the market of any similar game.
wich is why i think if they would add it, would be after making it paid
If it's possible to do it in a reasonable amount of time, I'm sure they'll go for it. The whole point is they don't wanna force a system that might just not work with current software/hardware.
I'd rather them make the game good, even if that means giving up playing with complete strangers halfway cross the world. I miss lan parties anyway
well of course it is because its just a free demo. There are many solutions to that. I personally would donate a 10 for a fundraiser if they promised pvp and certain features, and im sure countless other players would too
Yes they could but if they canβt do that due to time and work flow then that is what it is we should as there community provide support and our thoughts on what they give us
haha half way
i suppose matchmaking kind of PVP isnt necessary, even if you have to be plugged into the same pc with a person sitting next to you, would be an insane pull
if i were you i would find a chair to sit down and wait, online pvp is a 1/100 i think, but split screen is on the works supposedly
so atleast something like hellish quart locally could be made
It would adopt maybe a similar community that Smash Bros melee had. Lots of local competitions, etc
A game doesn't have to go viral to be successful
If anything social media fucks with game development more than helps
Too much misinformation.
and too much pressure
Yeah you can do that! It'll suck cuz of the input delay but hey it would work
"dead game" mentality is poison
games like cyberpunk got fucked up at launch because i caught air in social media and got to the point of death threats to devs
it*
Any of you guys see spell break
Bad decisions
sucks that it is gone
Honestly when I saw the new colour I nearly shat a brick because I was like "Did they just make me mod again"
dauntless
Didn't that game last like 3 years lol
Lmao
dauntless is a PRIME EXAMPLE of a perfect game lead down a path of self destruction by bad decisions
"Yeah rubber is a mod again"
I think you can find self hosted communities still
Straight Nam flashbacks
I think they are the same colour just opposite gradients tbh
hs team is doing a crazy good job at managing their community and keeping up with development at the same time
it seems they have a VERY clear plan in their heads and are working valiantly towards it