general-catfish-🐱🐟

[copper prawn]

and that’s kinda ass ngl

[swift latch]

Legit tho, geography makes or breaks nations

Hell, people fought and died by the hundreds of thousands over SALT

[static zealot]

Why cant there be fantasy based in real geography

Like alt history but even more alt

[swift latch]

Because it’s complicated methinks

[idle crest]

Why does 15th century medieval English armour have more faulds than most other places? Because English soldiers in particular fought on foot rather than on horseback. Why? Because England didn't really have large horses like mainland Europe did. Why? Because England is much more woodland and hills and so horses were bred to be smaller and more agile in England.

[swift latch]

Very hard to keep things nuanced and accurate while still grounded solidly in fantasy

[gloomy urchin]

something you can make up without turning your world into 1 big britain

[idle crest]

Why did the Normans steamroll England during the conquest in 1066?

Largely due to their armoured cavalry units on massive fuckoff horses lmao.

[oak olive]

guys

wyvern or two headed lion

[gloomy urchin]

wyvern

[oak olive]

really :(

[idle crest]

Everything is interconnected and you don't get that interconnected nature by dropping rice onto paper and pulling town names out of your arse.

[gloomy urchin]

yes

[oak olive]

its for persian medieval coat of arms

alright then

[swift latch]

That’s really cool

Love those little details

[swift latch]

Wyvern all day

[gloomy urchin]

ok fine alternative history with apocalypse to excuse weird geography and lack of historical notes

[oak olive]

alright then :(

[gloomy urchin]

...dont a lot of fantasies do that as well?

[swift latch]

Just look at fallout 4 lol

[last jackal]

Wowzers

[oak olive]

ima save the wyveren for the arabic coat of arms

[lavish blade]

am i overselling the weapon names?

[copper prawn]

pretty much all fantasies excuse a lot of shit by the apocalypse and fail miserably a lot of the time

[copper prawn]

wow

[lavish blade]

ts the pan btw

[swift latch]

People would fight and die by the dozens for a rundown skyscraper in the middle of a slightly crappier city because it serves like A bunch of purposes

[gloomy urchin]

what about dishonored history

[copper prawn]

NAAAAAH

[lavish blade]

what

these messages are pissing me off

im the original chrome334

[copper prawn]

it’s just insanely funny to see THAT after reading the long ass name

[gloomy urchin]

looks like russia at 90 degrees

what about history

[lavish blade]

is of death and doom tho

[copper prawn]

never played dishonored tbf

[gloomy urchin]

play it

absolutely play it

might as well bother and actually read books within game the world is fun

[copper prawn]

ok🙂

[idle crest]

Glad you asked, dishonored 1 takes place in dunwall which is quite literally just London.
Dunwall is in a region called gristol, named after the English town Bristol.

[gloomy urchin]

ok and the history?

[idle crest]

Don't know the history too well.

[lavish blade]

parmeesian

[gloomy urchin]

actually i think they never really dropped a lot of history

[oak olive]

isnt the lion persian

or something like that

[gloomy urchin]

its just the void man and last 50ish years

[oak olive]

this is prob early 1100-1400s btw i think

[lavish blade]

1450 to 1475

[oak olive]

no not half sword

im playing bulwark

on roblox

[lavish blade]

BOOO

[copper prawn]

half sword got me addicted to stabbing people

[oak olive]

shush you mouth

[oak olive]

awesome

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-happy-dog-dog-happiest-dog-super-happy-gif-17885812

[swift latch]

Damn lol

[steel idol]

Halfsword got me addicted to brutally mutilating people irl

[lavish blade]

mods ban 'em

[swift latch]

I like whacking them with the candlestick

[gloomy urchin]

@plain scroll is this warnable

[copper prawn]

mods twist his dick

[steel idol]

Candlestick needs to be nerfed

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-wolf-meme-wolf-growl-minors-discord-gif-13941253865542047739

[copper prawn]

the ol’ dick twist

[gloomy urchin]

yay

[lavish blade]

when you move slightly and fucking Whetzer the Cheeser and his Axe of Doom slices you in half

[copper prawn]

damn he actually got got

[copper prawn]

weezer the cheeser 😍

[swift latch]

Whack once to the ribs, then once to the side of the head

Downs anyone

[lavish blade]

wooden plank

[lavish blade]

its "whetzer" pronounce wheetser

[copper prawn]

i’m saying right i got like 2000 score in the abyss w the big candlestick

[swift latch]

So much fun lol

[copper prawn]

did you mean weezer

[lavish blade]

i dindt

[copper prawn]

yo that’s cool

[copper prawn]

hmmmm

[lavish blade]

im only now realising how similar "wheatser" and weezer sound

[idle crest]

@gloomy urchin most of everything in dishonored is pulled straight from history, like look at the helmets on all the guards.

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/weezer-dance-tiktok-cocoajiro-gif-5510582872139153740

[gloomy urchin]

ok i see

[copper prawn]

well the game did look very british to me

[gloomy urchin]

it is british

[idle crest]

Most historical fantasy does England, that's why you always hear English accents

[gloomy urchin]

why england tho

there are plenty other countries

[idle crest]

Probably many reasons, I image its easier for Americans to identify with English history rather than most other European countries.

[copper prawn]

well, it’s very well documented, versatile and widely accepted as a basis at this point

[gloomy urchin]

alr

[lavish blade]

dueling shield (ignore the last image)

[nova oxide]

peak

[steel idol]

Yea well my guy keeps whacking upwards into the sky instead of fucking sideways like anyone would

[idle crest]

English history is very very prolific.
The vikings are only as well known as they are because they came to England.

[lavish blade]

do u have chrome334's weapon packs

1 2 and 3

[nova oxide]

yah

[lavish blade]

i am chrome334

that is me

[nova oxide]

oh neat

[lavish blade]

also r u the guy that keeps recommending me an ancient chinese halberd

[nova oxide]

no

[lavish blade]

o

[nova oxide]

when you asked what you should make i said a 16th cen halberd and thats it

[lavish blade]

ok cool anyway here it is

[nova oxide]

peak

[lavish blade]

also air resistance is annoying

[ornate ivy]

my friend too

[oak olive]

kind of cool, could have been done better but is this based off a real thing?

[lavish blade]

?

[lavish blade]

ye

[oak olive]

oh neat

can i see

[lavish blade]

also it could NOT hav been done better because the hands have to show

i tried using the falchion guard

but it looked too awkward

[oak olive]

damn

can i see what its based off

[oak olive]

sick shit

is that the latin alphabet

i cant tell ta all

[lavish blade]

is german

i think

or is it old english

[nova oxide]

forgor what its called

tallhofer shield?

[lavish blade]

proto indo european lol

[lavish blade]

i think so

[lavish blade]

this dumb fool js brought a knife to a bardiche fight

[lavish blade]

i made a wooden one thas more like that

[nova oxide]

fancy

[severe fulcrum]

Early new high German

[lavish blade]

am streaming new custom weapon

s

[severe fulcrum]

It’s from the gladiatoria

[lavish blade]

proto indo european

[swift latch]

You got me broh

[lavish blade]

/j

[steel idol]

Idk if its smth with the sensitive

[swift latch]

I dunno. Whacking someone in the side of the head and watching them stand there, stunned for a sec before flopping over has more comedic value

[mystic marlin]

That is a comical bardiche

[swift latch]

U wot

[lavish blade]

as I said before; polearm equiv of a 40 yr old pudgy bald divorc'e with 2 kids

[swift latch]

Hey. If that pudgy bald guy flops on u

It’ll do serious damage

[lavish blade]

IM STREAMING MY CUSTOM WEAPONS

[lavish blade]

Shield

[mystic marlin]

Please stop describing me 💔

[lavish blade]

WATCH NOW!!!

[steel idol]

U wot m8

[swift latch]

Ew whot meight

[high briar]

WherE

[lavish blade]

voice 1

[high briar]

maybe i have insufficient level

[lavish blade]

you have insufficient level

[swift latch]

Tbh, shield bashing people would be fun too

Buckler knuckledusters are a close second favorite

[high briar]

ive 99/100 xp

what a surprise

hope this gets me there

[high briar]

what level

[lavish blade]

what are knuckle dusters

[high briar]

brass knuckles

i think youve made them before

[lavish blade]

i have made them

[high briar]

Evolution

Back to Monker

[gloomy urchin]

we still wait for kenshi weapon pakc

[lavish blade]

not happening bih

[swift latch]

Things u put over ur fists to hit harder like brass knuckles, yeh

Or spiked knuckles

Cestus would be another example

[icy lily]

i have 31 fucking hours on this game

it fucking SUCKS ASS SO MUCH

the final level is IMPOSSIBLE

[light vigil]

perchance

[icy lily]

you need all the luck in the world to win

it is fucking mind-shattering

[copper prawn]

you might be right

[swift latch]

It’s very difficult. I’ll grant u that

[icy lily]

there is NOTHING enjoyable about this

[copper prawn]

but it is a challenge

[swift latch]

But the comedy makes up for it

[copper prawn]

the ultimate challenge

[icy lily]

its not a challenge

its torture

[frail nacelle]

is it not challenging

[icy lily]

there is no comedy in the baron boss

[swift latch]

When in doubt

[icy lily]

there's only frustration

[swift latch]

Use candlestick

[icy lily]

they rush you and push you on the ground

[copper prawn]

how is it not challenging

[icy lily]

the game throws at u 2 ppl with armor and a long stick

while u have nothing but a sword

[copper prawn]

it’s not there i’m afraid

[icy lily]

because it is torture]

[swift latch]

Ooof

[icy lily]

you need immense luck to beat it

[copper prawn]

dam if it was there i would have beaten the uc first try

[swift latch]

I wouldn’t know. I got to like elite soldier rank only once

[copper prawn]

i’m on my third day of trying uc

[icy lily]

for the sanity of all of you

fucking give up on ranking up

and enjoy the simplicity at the lower levels

and just the fighting

and gore

[copper prawn]

slowly losing my marbles over it but i’ll do it one day

[icy lily]

or get to the final level and stop there

[copper prawn]

i got to the king twice

[icy lily]

dont try the boss

just fight forever

cuz you become immortal

until you beat it

[swift latch]

I respect the Dark Souls mentality

[copper prawn]

knocked out his hammer and unfortunately died to the sword jammed into my neck at mach

[icy lily]

thats EXACTLY what happened to me

[copper prawn]

you know it

[icy lily]

got his head with the long stick with the big blade

[copper prawn]

yeah

[icy lily]

then he dropped the hammer

[copper prawn]

yeah

[icy lily]

and he yeeted out the sword

and it just 1-hit me

it's diabolical

[copper prawn]

he WHIPS that shit out

nah i had him

[icy lily]

i had the heaviest armor imaginable

[swift latch]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-you-what-huh-gif-19676334

[copper prawn]

just a bit unlucky

[icy lily]

do you know what fucking makes the baron leevl even shittier

when you kill someone he just vanishes

[copper prawn]

no you should see the way he takes the sword out the phrasing is perfect

[swift latch]

Tbh I love the giant longsword the Civilian boss has

[icy lily]

you can't dismember, disembowel and disfigure him in rage

and in revenge

[swift latch]

I want that

[copper prawn]

yeah it cool

[icy lily]

civilian boss is a MASSIVE bump in the road

[swift latch]

When I go to the void, I always nab it

[icy lily]

way too difficult

everything after that is easy

[copper prawn]

you have to believe

i’m glad they really upped their game on ais fencing

[icy lily]

i just cant do this anymore

im so exhausted

[swift latch]

https://tenor.com/view/you-just-got-to-believe-spongebob-mindy-believe-trust-gif-14421927

[icy lily]

i want to beat him and get it over it

im at a point where i've tried for many days so many times

and im just at a loss rn

[copper prawn]

naah u got it

[icy lily]

i cant be happy unless he dies

[swift latch]

Take a long break

Come back in a month or so and fiddle around

[copper prawn]

bump some black metal and go again this instant

long stick is actually the only viable option in uc

because the settings have been sullied

you take 50% more damage by the looks of it

if not more

not even mentioning the wonky healing

[icy lily]

this is literally the only way that you ever overcome big challenges:

1. you start and you arent serious with it
2. you get serious
3. you start getting REALLY MAD but still serious with beating the challenge
4. you get hopeless and angry/sad but you're still trying
5. you give up and take a short break
6. you return to the pc hopelessly to try and beat it
7. somehow you suddenly win

[loud comet]

shiiiit, would be cool to see snowy mountains irl

misty mountains are ok too

[copper prawn]

you’ve never?

[loud comet]

https://tenor.com/view/far-over-the-misty-mountains-cold-the-hobbit-dwarves-poem-thorin-bilbo-the-hobbit-the-misty-mountains-misty-mountain-hop-far-over-the-misty-mountains-cold-poem-gif-3047325399086182664

[swift latch]

The goal shouldn’t be really to burn yourself down trying to succeed

It’s dying, being amused by the wacky voice acting and ragdoll/gib physics until u get good enough to

[loud comet]

there are no true "mountains" in my region

only hills

The hills of Manchuria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-JHVnehtWw

[copper prawn]

oh well, i live in a particularly snowy region so its just about going up north and getting to literally any mountainlike formation…

i also like snowboarding a lot so i kinda do that…

[swift latch]

Kayaking on slow rivers for me

[copper prawn]

got jumpscared by russian letters

[loud comet]

and every time I was in the Crimea it was summer

[copper prawn]

ooooh must be nice i’ve never tried kayaking

[swift latch]

Yeah! It’s easy if you’ve ever played with inverted controls

[copper prawn]

weellll i would suggest sochi or sheregesh

[swift latch]

You’ll get used to it

[copper prawn]

yeah i see what you mean

[swift latch]

Great for your back and shoulders

[copper prawn]

i really like rowboats

heavy wooden ones

i’ve been to the white sea(small appendix of barents) several times, the vibes are immaculate

going about your business at a snails pace on sunrise or crossing a particularly dangerous current that could smash your boat against an island while sweating your balls off and feeling like you’re bout to dislocate your shoulder

[loud comet]

I surely would not suggest the Western Part of Russia in the near future

lol

The East is fine for tourism i think tho

[copper prawn]

well sochi is still fire

been there in may

[copper prawn]

oh yeah completely

[swift latch]

Flint River. Very slow, fresh air and the occasional water snake but hey

[lavish blade]

sea urchin

[swift latch]

He just wants a hug

[lavish blade]

...

anyway the gauntlets are very op and deal lots of damage

[swift latch]

Ah, the star fists from Elden Ring

I approve

Also one of my favorites

Or the spiked iron balls. Whatever they’re called

[wanton portal]

the new GTA Online dlc is very fun

you need to run like 3 buisnesses

and each business has a "heat" meter, which you need to cool down so that the feds wont look at your business

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1083351055074598943/1255141615404843028/konata-konata-izumi.gif

[still forum]

i thought bro was doing the middle finger

[abstract kelp]

jim boesingor

[icy lily]

im at the baron

please God

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

JESUS CHRIST

I DID IT

IM FREE

GOD BLESSED ME

[minor pollen]

Bravo man

[icy lily]

the fight was SO NOBLE

i went around in circles indefinitely

and I got hit after hit

[icy lily]

steadily and prestigeously

[minor pollen]

How many attempts was it?

[minor pollen]

May man

[icy lily]

i almost went catatonic

[minor pollen]

God, god save you

[vital rune]

I actually cannot complete the baron challenge without crashing loolk

ive just given up

[icy lily]

doomgod listen

i had the same problem

you need to crank down the blood and gore settings to the absolute minimum

and u wont crash trust me

[vital rune]

ill give it a shot

[icy lily]

there's still a small chance that you crash when you do reach the baron himself

but its small

go ahead

[vital rune]

its just everytime i get past the second challenge where they got like the spears and the spikey sticks

and i kill them

[minor pollen]

Albert Einstein didn't say "Goats are the joy of the world" for nothing.

[vital rune]

boom crash

[icy lily]

i had the same issue

trust me you can do it this way

[unreal bay]

That's why I own a nuclear goat

[minor pollen]

As a missile or a bomb?

[unreal bay]

Safe energy for my pc

[minor pollen]

Oh, i understand, god bless your goat

[unreal bay]

If I bless it, it blows up. Id rather not

[swift latch]

Congrats man

Well done

[minor pollen]

How many mw of energy does your computer use per month?

[unreal bay]

Yes

[swift latch]

The rest of his house’s electricity exists because his computer allows it

[gloomy crest]

when game done

[high briar]

the pan is a knight’s worst nightmare

blunt

point edge

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-frying-pan-gif-12128527

[mystic locust]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[swift latch]

How Sauron writes his letters

[lunar stream]

kibby pic drop

[long creek]

Banned

[dim lion]

sometimes I worry about you.

[long creek]

Also banned

[atomic aspen]

why is your name piss colored?

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-cat-gif-17528555114691940333

[long creek]

Should change your name to pissberry

[dim lion]

I shant

[long creek]

https://tenor.com/view/cooler-if-you-did-gif-11144712

[oak olive]

Does anyone wanna see my favourite boxers

[long creek]

https://tenor.com/view/peppa-pig-wibbly-wobbly-gif-16622390331105774566

[trim copper]

#renameblueberrytopissberry

[long creek]

@dim lion
Let the people decide

[indigo hare]

No

[oak olive]

:(

why

please

theyre cool

and my favourite

[long creek]

Care to weigh in on the vote?

[dim lion]

I'm gonna change your name to the dumbperor

[oak olive]

no

[long creek]

I’ll do it myself if you chsnge yours to pissberry

[oak olive]

my fingers are peeling

[dim lion]

wh

[oak olive]

i just took a shower

just dead skin

[dim lion]

how long were you in there to make your fingers peel bruh

pruned ahh

[oak olive]

my showers are long

[long creek]

We got a deal or what

[dim lion]

no

[long creek]

Ah the people have spoken. You gotta do it anyway now

[dim lion]

"the people" there was two votes

[idle crest]

Yea and both of them voted yes.

[dim lion]

I hate democracy

[idle crest]

Gonna have to ban you for politics.

[long creek]

Just save face and chsnge the name

[plain scroll]

Considering the majority abstained from voting likely due to the lack of a no answer I think the majority would vote no if given the chance.

-# Who am I kidding, they just didnt see it and would have voted yes

[long creek]

We can test this easily

[dim lion]

yeah yeah I'm gonna scalp you

vintage story soon?

[indigo hare]

I didn’t vote but if I could go back I’d vote yes

[plain scroll]

Woah chill man

[idle crest]

I didn't vote either and it's a yes from me

[swift latch]

His inner Comanche is coming out

[oak olive]

pissberry you cant vote on your own poll

[dim lion]

the hell I can't

watch me

[plain scroll]

This place has sapped all the joy from my soul

[dim lion]

I need all the support I can get

[oak olive]

you cant

you might as well not it doesnt count anyways

[indigo hare]

Just go through the motions, bud..

[plain scroll]

He can because I said so

[lavish blade]

sprunki sprunki orchestral remix i am making

dont ask why

[dim lion]

mmmhhh classic
https://open.spotify.com/track/3BQmmSfxwwGH8VCvja9uWV?si=nozHVdzxRk6Q7OHbs77l5g

[long creek]

I will end the vote in 5 minutes because I forgot to set the timer before

[oak olive]

no, im always right

[plain scroll]

Well I'm always left

[long creek]

The verdict of the vote must be adhered to

[dim lion]

no politics

mod role stripped, given to silly head

[long creek]

De-modded by Pissberry. Shameful

[idle crest]

And I thought he couldn't be more unbearable, now he's mod.

[plain scroll]

I meant direction. This is a catastrophic day for the mod team

[lavish blade]

i have lost it

[gaunt cargo]

oh no

[stable basin]

see this is why i stay in this server- this is literally the first thing i come back to

[gaunt cargo]

call the united nations!

[stable basin]

and its great

[lavish blade]

?

[long creek]

Read up and vote

[dim lion]

and I MEAN IT

[plain scroll]

Silly head is the most bearable person in this server

[long creek]

1 minute left to vote people!

[dim lion]

sorry man you know what you did

[lavish blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376732312678695082/1381870069377929308/trim.9B75946F-ADD3-437E-908B-DB1FDA278676.gif

[gloomy urchin]

hi fartberry

[idle crest]

Damn is it opposite day today and nobody told me?

[lavish blade]

gehrmen lawngsword

[plain scroll]

I accept my punishment

[gloomy urchin]

me trying to enjoy halfsword and then willie pulls out this shit

[plain scroll]

This is no lie

[long creek]

@dim lion you know what you must do

[dim lion]

Yeah

Drugs

[long creek]

Whatever helps you adjust to your new name

[pulsar owl]

shit got me sniffing the screen

[idle crest]

You got problems mate.

[dim lion]

good taste*

[stable basin]

you expected better from people in this server?

[pulsar owl]

if by problems you mean not enough stimulants in my bloodstream then I agree wholeheartedly

[stable basin]

that’s YOUR first problem, mate

[long creek]

Go for a run

[plain scroll]

No drugs. Mod role is removed and also given to Silly Head. Double Mod Head

[dim lion]

I hate democracy

[long creek]

Or just rename him to Pissberry. I think this is a compromise we can all
Enjoy

[lavish blade]

it looks like a mutant ca'a'pillar from a world where being shorter is beneficial for evolution

[gloomy urchin]

why ts so slow

its like 600 mb

[lavish blade]

stop running half sword it takes way too much memory

[dim lion]

it's a tiny octopus

[lavish blade]

close enough

[idle crest]

Vampire tries to bite you and instead of killing you they just overdose and die.

[long creek]

Funny how it’s yellow and berry shaped, innit?

[lavish blade]

another day without having to spell floccinaucinihilipilification

[trim copper]

count me too so its 3

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-kitty-komaru-cat-explosion-cat-cat-explosion-gif-4940756872467221811

[pulsar owl]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-traffic-cone-drugs-blood-gif-14949447

[trim copper]

i didnt catch up to the vote

[lavish blade]

when downloading shit stop running half sword

[long creek]

There was a second one so you’d be 7th for yes

[lavish blade]

i would know

[idle crest]

Is this what we do in the shadows?

[pulsar owl]

the show

[gloomy urchin]

wish i could run roblox on linux

[idle crest]

I only saw the movie I think.

[pulsar owl]

The movie is amazing

[trim copper]

7 WHOLE people

[idle crest]

Two wrongs don't make a right.

[trim copper]

we can change the world together

[indigo hare]

The IRONY!!!!

[gloomy urchin]

linux is cool

[long creek]

Yep, and he’s still not honour in the result

[gloomy urchin]

i dont use 90% of windows

[idle crest]

What irony.

[trim copper]

ew a linux user

[indigo hare]

You saying that!

[gloomy urchin]

not yet but i am planning to

[pulsar owl]

Windows pushes out bloatware, Apple OS is a joke, Linux is digusting, WHAT AM I LEFT WITH!!!!!!

[long creek]

No but 3 left turns make a right

[gloomy urchin]

data migration will be a pain in the ass

[trim copper]

ew an incoming linux user

[idle crest]

Why.

[gloomy urchin]

name a single reason why linux is bad

[indigo hare]

Bro doesn’t have any mirrors in his home

[severe fulcrum]

Cannot run Roblox

[idle crest]

I'm perfect in every way mate.

[plain scroll]

[trim copper]

there are no squares in the logo

windows is cool because they have

so windows is better

[gloomy urchin]

https://sober.vinegarhq.org/

[severe fulcrum]

It was you who said it not me

[idle crest]

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate

[pulsar owl]

It's called sober?

[long creek]

Why do people use Linux?

[gloomy urchin]

fast cool to act like a nerd

[plain scroll]

Potatoes don't potate. This is misinfo

[pulsar owl]

Why can the human eye see more shades of green than any other color?

[gloomy urchin]

to feel different

[trim copper]

what do they do then

[long creek]

To identify threats in green environments

[severe fulcrum]

Potaters

[plain scroll]

They simply "_____"

That was supposed to be a longer line

[long creek]

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew

Banned

[idle crest]

Bussy should definitely be brainrot filtered.

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/penguin-hit-head-smack-head-funny-fall-gif-16306739

[lavish blade]

hopefully when i begin writing percussion itll sound less stupid

[plain scroll]

[idle crest]

Would you kindly refrain from ever communicating your thoughts ever again?

[stable basin]

sounds fine to me

[plain scroll]

[lavish blade]

is literally the brainrot "sprunki sprunki"song

[stable basin]

oh

[lavish blade]

is ts 😭 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKitktXKELo

[stable basin]

ok scratch that

hello sourkraut!

[vague tinsel]

A little repetitive but its fine.

[lavish blade]

well no shit is played twice

[lavish blade]

also is ts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKitktXKELo

https://tenor.com/view/sprunki-sprunki-wenda-wenda-funny-dance-gif-12498536507710721043

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-myers-gif-17942728533792993530

[long creek]

Where are the blast beats

[stable basin]

yeah okay its telling me to go to youtube to watch it and respectfully i dont want this on my youtube watch history

[lavish blade]

LOL

[long creek]

Thanks for this info.

[stable basin]

uh oh

[lavish blade]

this song is so ahh 🥀

[vague tinsel]

Cut him some slack

[stable basin]

who

[lavish blade]

is AI too 🥀 💔

[stable basin]

aint no way

thats tragic

[lavish blade]

the youtube one is ai

the one i made is

[stable basin]

dear gosh lol

[lavish blade]

even with ai his songs are ahh

[lavish blade]

top ten worst thumbnails 💔

this is diff yt channel btw

[stable basin]

@lavish blade after you’ve cursed my iphone 12 mini with sending the link to that video, whose creation was not intended by the universe, not even 6 seconds in it

i can’t help but feel

afraid

[gloomy urchin]

20 hours a day in tiktok

[lavish blade]

youre welcome

[idle crest]

I just sent the truest thing you've ever seen and this is how you react?

[gloomy urchin]

i go sleep chat goobnight

[stable basin]

he looks like a middle-aged man bro

[stable basin]

adios shovel

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-easter-gif-21158905

[vague tinsel]

Its 11 am in america.

[stable basin]

EST

[lavish blade]

he looks psychotic

[stable basin]

its 11 AM EST

[lavish blade]

and is 11:08 where I'm from

shut upt bro timesones exist

[stable basin]

nuh uh

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-ts-pmo-gif-2102579015947246168

[stable basin]

you’ve been brainwashed by your own propaganda, that being your own mind

[vague tinsel]

Not the brightest of people.

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/incredibles-edna-no-politics-gif-25375116

https://tenor.com/view/banned-one-wrong-move-ban-server-aint-no-playground-gif-11464951596714631122

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/umbreon-low-polygon-brick-gif-9278408952660343690

[lavish blade]

https://imgur.com/VOzLb8K

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/show-სეირი-open-chair-sit-down-gonna-watch-gif-16463344

Watch the show unfold

[stable basin]

can’t guarantee you much will happen

[idle crest]

From minigun to chair, truly the height of engineering.

[restive trench]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1349763147782684753/attachment-14.gif

[stable basin]

you confuse me

[wanton portal]

Do you guys think that gta online should stop adding more dlcs
So that rockstar can work on gta 6 faster?

[restive trench]

truely

[zinc wren]

did you guys know that the monoblock chair is such a common human experience that over 1 billion of them have sold?

[restive trench]

no they have separate teams for each games plus theyre not doing much work to begin with

[wanton portal]

Please bring back guts falling from stomachs

Pleaseee

[zinc wren]

wait that actually was peak

idk about realistic though

maybe for the highest gore setting

[lavish blade]

dude does it look like i have a say in this

[severe fulcrum]

This is the moment when chrome becomes a HS dev

[lavish blade]

i wont!!

[zinc wren]

i totally see it.

[stable basin]

nevermind

[lavish blade]

wait if you guys were hs devs what role would u have

[restive trench]

idk why is that in meme format this is the truth

[gloomy urchin]

iwill drop this before i go sleep
https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2025/06/19/16-billion-apple-facebook-google-passwords-leaked---change-yours-now/

[lavish blade]

i would prob be musician

[lavish blade]

ooh can i see

[restive trench]

tester

[lavish blade]

other than tester

[indigo hare]

The big in charge super cool guy

[lavish blade]

.

[idle crest]

If I was a halfsword dev I'd be a Willie inspector.

[restive trench]

fired dev because im skillless

[stable basin]

mechanics- kicking punching swiping grabbing just stuff like that

[lavish blade]

percussion did NOT make it better🥀💔

wrong thingy

[stable basin]

😭

[stable basin]

riiiiight

[lavish blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKitktXKELo

[zinc wren]

💔 bud are we in ancient egypt lite?

[lavish blade]

found it

[stable basin]

LOL

i mean

i can hear it a little bit

its not bad its just based off of something that is bad

[stable basin]

which is this curse

[lavish blade]

i know a bit of hieroglyphics so i can proudly say

𓀁𓀀𓀏

[lavish blade]

is because of the reggaeton beat

[wanton portal]

Sprunki is a marketing tactic so genius that I myself is amazed
The designs of the characters are so brain rotting simple that they don't need to put a bunch of effort into making real/bootleg toys for children

I hate it

Kill sprunki

[stable basin]

@lavish blade

[lavish blade]

dude its made by someone whos 16

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/skin-walker-gif-13151521835891645371

[wanton portal]

I guess that explains the simple design

But still

[zinc wren]

what... what is a sprunki.

[wanton portal]

I hate it

[lavish blade]

and 2. its made by a single guy

[wanton portal]

Kill sprunki

[lavish blade]

incredibox mod

[zinc wren]

D:

[lavish blade]

who wasnt popular beforehand and sprunki was a passion project

[zinc wren]

how could they do this to incredibox.

[wanton portal]

Sprunki has tainted the name "incredibox"

[long creek]

Most music these days is made by a single person

[lavish blade]

LOL true

[idle crest]

Are single 16year olds not capable of anything beyond toddler tier drawings?

[lavish blade]

sprunki was made by some random thai 16 yr old

[zinc wren]

fr 😭

[stable basin]

youve cursed my algorithm chrome

[lavish blade]

no is made simple on purpose

[stable basin]

YOUVE CURSED IT

[lavish blade]

you’re welcome

[wanton portal]

Let me get my drawing I did when I was like 13-14

[shadow cipher]

i miss when incredibox was JUST incredibox

[long creek]

I don’t know what that is

[stable basin]

NO

[lavish blade]

if you would like i could also curse you with the curse of ra

[shadow cipher]

now people make fanmade stuff and sprunki is the worst of it

[wanton portal]

These were my drawings in the last two years

Goku looks really fucked up

[stable basin]

💀

[long creek]

https://tenor.com/view/get-stridsvagened-gif-7925378455239928456

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/studki-roblox-sprunki-sprunki-mod-stufki-gif-8020997024024566218

wtf is this

[long creek]

Mr T

[lavish blade]

T

strichen

[idle crest]

When I was 16 I was helping game development uni students learn 3d artwork lol.

[long creek]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-word-its-honest-work-it-aint-much-it-aint-much-but-its-honest-work-gif-3091313039992840452

[wanton portal]

Why doesn't YouTube use my age that I put in my Gmail account so they can advertise the right ads to me
I don't want to buy diapers for fucking babies I'm not a parent

[long creek]

And yet you spend most of your time now arguing on discord

[long creek]

Yet

[idle crest]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-peaceful-life-galen-erso-star-wars-rogue-one-mads-mikkelsen-gif-26203910

[wanton portal]

Who's a parent in the age of 15??

[idle crest]

Also I use same excuse as maoi, my job is boring

[wanton portal]

Actually

Don't answer that

[long creek]

Don’t make me say it

[indigo hare]

Oh that’s cool and all but when I was 13 I was helping professional game devs code

[idle crest]

Quite a few people.

[lavish blade]

would it be cool if i make ancient egypt song

[long creek]

I single handedly won the Russian revolution at age 9

[idle crest]

Coding is cringe so your one upmanship fails.

[wanton portal]

I just said don't answer that

[lavish blade]

when i was 12 i made a binary system that can calculate up to 1^100

[indigo hare]

Stop one upping me!!!!

[lavish blade]

(in scratch)

which makes it arguably more impressive

[wanton portal]

Thank you Steve Jobs

[long creek]

You expect critical
Thinking from 15 year olds and younger? Maybe a few hundred years ago but not today

[lavish blade]

ago??

[wanton portal]

What's this trend of F grade students being "inventors"

[idle crest]

Lol the fact that you're not the only person who's made a binary calculator in scratch in this channel lol.

[long creek]

I came up with E=MC2 a year before Einstein

[wanton portal]

Someone already beat him to that?

Who

[indigo hare]

I invented the calculator

[long creek]

I invented you

[lavish blade]

you made one too?

[idle crest]

I probably did it more recently but I made a script thing in scratch that calculates prime numbers and then converts them to binary.

[lavish blade]

i solved the collatz conjecture

when i was 2

[indigo hare]

The plausibility cant be denied

[long creek]

I solved the Fermi paradox

[long creek]

You should calculate it

[lavish blade]

i solved the Riemann hypothesis

[indigo hare]

Im the guy that decided 1+1 is 2 and not 3

[long creek]

I solved a Rubik’s cube with no colours

[lavish blade]

i discovered the fact that the shape of the universe is a 4 dimensional cactus

[idle crest]

And I made it so my binary calculator could do base 3, base 4, base 5, etc.

[long creek]

It’s a donut you donut

[indigo hare]

Light work, I had the idea of the idea for that when I was 4

[lavish blade]

i set up pcvr without having to sell my soul to Orykalcus

[wanton portal]

The only reason that we hadn't discovered aliens yet is because uhhh

[long creek]

I was 5 before I was 3

[wanton portal]

We're stupid

What language would aliens even speak

[long creek]

I learned quantum mechanics while in the womb

[lavish blade]

im sure linguists have found a way

[wanton portal]

I hate the trope that aliens in most shows speak perfect English

It's so dumb

[lavish blade]

i solve dthe twin prime conjecture with being born

[dim lion]

this is actually so real 🥀

[long creek]

I solved the 3 body problem while typing this

[dim lion]

we ALL know that the only places aliens will invade are large US landmarks and cities

[wanton portal]

I solved the trolley ultimatum when I was a fetus

[lavish blade]

i found out what was before and after life

[long creek]

District 9 would like a word with you

[lavish blade]

spoiler alert: its very sticky

[dim lion]

here in Canada I'm safe from Alien invasion since they only ever invade the states

[indigo hare]

How do you know they would have translators?!

[dim lion]

okay besides that one

[long creek]

I am god

[indigo hare]

What if the aliens are like the Amish of space

[lavish blade]

I am god plus one

[patent plinth]

He's an alien of course!

[long creek]

I am god plus 1 whatever you say

[dim lion]

60 aliens working together to lift and relocate their space barn

[indigo hare]

That doesn’t mean anything! Theres tribes in the Amazon living like they’re in the stone ages still, we are far far advanced to them and do not have translators!

[wanton portal]

France has the Eiffel tower
The Mexicans have the aztec pyramids
And the Egyptians have THE pyramids
Hell even Italy has the colosseum

[lavish blade]

I am godrug

[dim lion]

are you a space Amish? I sure didn't think so

[lavish blade]

*grug

[indigo hare]

Thank you blueberry

[idle crest]

They wouldn't have to be more scientifically advanced. We as a species have no idea what exists outside our realm of understanding and it's perfectly possible based on how much we don't know that aliens could travel between the stars with no scientific advancement at all.

[lavish blade]

im from mars

[long creek]

Pissberry*

[wanton portal]

@cobalt pivot yo dude

[dim lion]

it's a joke because 90% of movies always focus on like, New York, Washington, LA and allat

[wanton portal]

Oops wrong ping

@lavish blade yo

[lavish blade]

wh

[wanton portal]

Is there anyway you could mod in parody characters

Like uh

The black knight in Month Python

[lavish blade]

i can mod a sprunki\

[dim lion]

you can't import custom models currently

[dim lion]

what happened with you and Sprunki overnight man

[wanton portal]

Can you add the creators face into the sprunki

[lavish blade]

idk

[idle crest]

On of the fatal assumptions people make about aliens is that they'd be carbon based life forms, or at least function in a similar way.

[lavish blade]

which creator

who

[indigo hare]

Yes because I want them to be

[long creek]

Fuck you on about fatal assumptions like we’ve already been fucked over for thinking that way 😂

[idle crest]

We might have been. 😏

You might have been

[dim lion]

to be fair, there's a non-zero percent chance that aliens all look like the same middle aged balding white man named Dale.
it's a slim chance, but we haven't disproved it...

[pearl coral]

1987 . . . . Val Verde

[long creek]

Aliens are alien. Their definition is literally in the name. Could be anything could be nothing

[long creek]

I cbf’d googling

[dim lion]

or they could be Dale.

Dale Earnhardt

[wanton portal]

I swear if we discover an alien that can infect and brainwash other living beings
I'm dedicating myself to finding ways to kill them

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/хищник-фильм-1987-фантастика-арнольд-шварценеггер-gif-6868099568814598558

[dim lion]

what if all aliens were Dale Earnhardt

[long creek]

https://tenor.com/view/not-even-wensleydale-wallace-and-gromit-cheese-gif-24623595

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/nascar-dale-earnhardt-gif-2294839004421961560

[wanton portal]

What if aliens were Dairy and we've been drinking and eating them all along?

[idle crest]

What I'm saying is that an alien could theoretically be in the same room as you and your brain might literally just not be able to register that it's there.

[long creek]

What if panspermia

[dim lion]

they call it alien because my chedda out this world 🗣️

[wanton portal]

When was HIV invented again?

[dim lion]

that's a myth man

[long creek]

Hey, be positive

[wanton portal]

Why are you defending the monkey-fucking man 👀

[lofty kindle]

https://www.twitch.tv/muusox

[dim lion]

it spread from the butchering and hunting of chimps. Don't believe every crazy story you hear off the web

[lofty kindle]

Im watching you.

[swift briar]

YOOOOOOOOO

[wanton portal]

Are YOU the monkey -fucking man

[lofty kindle]

Slight Stream delay.

[dim lion]

I'm literally doing the opposite and telling him that didn't happen

[peak harness]

@swift briar puzzi

[dim lion]

[pearl coral]

i thought it was exposure to their blood

[dim lion]

it was

[long creek]

I build a house, no one calls me the builder. I wrote a book, no one calls me an author. I paint a portrait, no one calls me an artist. But I fuck one monkey…

[wanton portal]

I'm just busting your chops man

[dim lion]

there's a myth that a man banged a monkey and it got HUGE lol

[dim lion]

chop??

https://tenor.com/view/gta-v-chop-angry-rottweiler-mad-gif-5347797377789520264

[wanton portal]

Chop you lay another turd again?

[dim lion]

low taper fade and HIV are both in the same category yes

[peak harness]

@swift briar sono il tuo profeta

[fickle kiln]

Ay fuck gogeta , vegito better , bye

[wanton portal]

Ok

[lavish blade]

whats the worst grip to use a sword other than reverse

[swift briar]

muto cheems

[idle crest]

My favorite depiction of aliens is the classic cosmic horror, the kind of alien you're not even able to see until you've gained enough deeper insight into the world to where your brain can actually visualise such a creature.

[peak harness]

tu muto puzzone

[wanton portal]

Sideways grip
Thinking a sword is a small dagger

[long creek]

https://tenor.com/view/vegemite-vegemite-squeezy-gif-26281253

[lavish blade]

other than ridiculous grips

[lofty kindle]

Got you the Content Creator role. Welcome to the community!

[wanton portal]

Isn't reverse grip an already ridiculous grip?

[long creek]

Did you see the vote before?

[lavish blade]

can u give modders a special role?

[swift briar]

thank you amegu

[dim lion]

she reverse grip on my polearm till I halfsword

[lofty kindle]

Not sure.

[lofty kindle]

WIP

[dim lion]

It can be considered (I have no say in this)

[lavish blade]

yeah but i need a grip that isnt reverse or... shudder that grip...

[wanton portal]

Yeah we'll give you the role "stop doing our modelers and scripters jobs"

[long creek]

It was a majority vote for Blueberry to change his name to Pissberry and he has not honoured the vote

[lavish blade]

wdym

im not taking nobodys job

[idle crest]

These assumptions are based on an idea of what aliens could be that is too narrow.

[wanton portal]

Whattaido

[lavish blade]

it would be an honor 🙂

[dim lion]

ts sht so real 🥀🗣️

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kv9tceZglLNCCcKyx/spok?invite=cr-MSw2OVksMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[long creek]

Snitching? Nah chain of command man. The first step failed so I have to move up

[dim lion]

she augh on my Willie till I oouugh

[zinc wren]

that reminds me

[long creek]

@make it a quote

Damn

[zinc wren]

why do people pronouce it little cee-zars instead of little ky-zars?

[idle crest]

She cvckold my Willie till I parley

[long creek]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-degenerates-degenerates-like-you-belong-on-a-cross-degenerate-gif-21451302

[lavish blade]

HOly SHIT

I JUST RIPPED THIS GUYS CHEST\

[zinc wren]

why is there a skyrim nord helmet in his chest

[wanton portal]

Wtf

you can pull out the spines?

How

[idle crest]

Thought it was the Legion who pronounced it the second way.

[long creek]

They are

[dim lion]

hold on the message and select "apps"

[indigo hare]

Cause little ky-zars sounds silly af!

[long creek]

Too late. No immortality for you

[severe fulcrum]

Why no little chay-zars

[zinc wren]

ok but that's how the ROMANS said it

that's how the word is meant to be pronounced

[idle crest]

Ceaser soze.

[dim lion]

I would like a little charizard

[lofty kindle]

Half-cord yall wild.

[lavish blade]

BIG AXE

[long creek]

Yeah well the Roman’s are all dead so who cares about their opinions

[long creek]

Will you right this wrong?

[dim lion]

[zinc wren]

i do... i have a special interest in rome...

[lavish blade]

r u streaming?

or are they streaming?

[zinc wren]

guys... we need to come together and get this guy banned.

[dim lion]

wha daa hellll

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/studki-roblox-sprunki-sprunki-mod-stufki-gif-8020997024024566218

[long creek]

I have no idea what I’m seeing in there

[dim lion]

art

[long creek]

K. I’ll take your word for it

[lavish blade]

mopsenfiedler according to google translate translates for pug fiddler

have a great day

[zinc wren]

WHAT

[dim lion]

@wind geode sup pug fiddler

[long creek]

Thank you I will

[zinc wren]

pugs already have a hard life man, they shouldn't even be alive 💔 don't fiddle them...

[long creek]

I wouldn’t be talking if I were you, pissberry

[lofty kindle]

No I was checking Twitch streams, this guy was not sure it was the official account so I invited him here as proof. The conversation happening was true to Half-Cord form.

[lavish blade]

k

[dim lion]

bro hit you with the "k"

that's wild

the big k in 2025

[idle crest]

Maybe it's the only chance at respite.

Sorry.

[lofty kindle]

I know right, see if I ever give that special modders role now!

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-bäumer-looking-broken-as-he-stares-ahead-to-the-battlefield-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-paul-bäumer-paul-baumer-all-quiet-on-the-western-front2022-gif-27564153

[long creek]

Give pugs a chance to breathe

[lavish blade]

oh shit

[dim lion]

just proves we aren't worth their time to include the o 🥀

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/кпів-gif-12164069372663944356

[long creek]

K.O.

[lavish blade]

n

[dim lion]

you know what you have to do, mopsen

[idle crest]

Is it easy to put custom weapons into the game?

[zinc wren]

best deepfried

[lavish blade]

yes

[dim lion]

you can't import custom assets currently but people mess with the in-game ones to make some funky things

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ww1-gif-27038380

[lavish blade]

https://tenor.com/view/reggae-gif-6297720739088826887

[idle crest]

Oh is it the classic replace asset with new asset that has same name deal?

[zinc wren]

does this guy own a messer?

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-baumer-all-quiet-all-quiet-on-the-western-front-gif-27475681

[lavish blade]

ye

[dim lion]

pretty much! A good example is the fantasy halberd from one of the packs— it's a hafted axehead scaled up and put on a pole

[mighty badger]

good goddamn fucking morning everybody

except for me

since its 1 fucking pm

[dim lion]

iT uh

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238608054350512188/1238685033259073607/catface.gif

[zinc wren]

sinister morning for you

[dim lion]

Doesn't sound too good

[lavish blade]

hi saxtros

[wind geode]

Probably, a bayonet

[idle crest]

Might put my poleaxe model in the game then, probably wouldn't take more than five minutes.

[lavish blade]

he looks like a flamberge guy to me

[mighty badger]

i need to choke a living being to oblivion

i hate waking up late

[lavish blade]

same

[dim lion]

I don't know how you do it exactly but I'm sure #modders-guild-hall can help

[lavish blade]

one time i woke up in pm

[mighty badger]

to me 9 am is already a late time to wake up

[idle crest]

All I need to know is file destination and format

[oak olive]

one time????? thats me everyday

[idle crest]

Should be simples

[mighty badger]

disappointing

[oak olive]

yeah

[idle crest]

Can't be worse than doing it for skyrim

[zinc wren]

actually wait, i leveled up

[dim lion]

well sounds like you know more than me so

[zinc wren]

can i use gifs...

[dim lion]

I'll leave you to it lol

[zinc wren]

https://tenor.com/view/man-silly-ahhh-having-some-gif-11607376

[zinc wren]

:(

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[zinc wren]

bwomp.

[dim lion]

next level..

[idle crest]

Converting to .Nif is a fate worse than death.

[pulsar owl]

boo-womp

[dim lion]

[mighty badger]

i am currently venting my anger in halfsword

[lavish blade]

not even i can add custom 3d model

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/gravity-falls-stanley-goofy-dance-stanley-pines-stan-pines-gif-17080174842267432626

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[drowsy finch]

I’d talk to #modders-guild-hall about it

[dim lion]

nerd

[idle crest]

Why not?

[mighty badger]

im just a tad bit agressive

[dim lion]

Like I mentioned, the game doesn't currently support custom assets

[lavish blade]

use a bigger sword :evil emoji:

: devious psychopath emoji

[dim lion]

All "custom" weapons are modified versions of current assets in game

[zinc wren]

maybe even... a full sword?

[idle crest]

Thought we were replacing files?

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-shia-labeouf-gif-13850201

[idle crest]

Swear I've seen screenshots of custom weapons

[dim lion]

I honestly don't know how it works fully. They are custom, but using the current game assets, they will scale them, resize and reshape them

[lavish blade]

yes, we replace different ALREADY existing weapon components with other ones

[dim lion]

@lavish blade got a vid of that "bardiche" from yesterday?

That might help explain what I mean

[lavish blade]

ye

[mighty badger]

i might get the decimator

[dim lion]

sorry if I confused you a bit, like said, I still don't fully understand it myself. @idle crest

[lavish blade]

bardiche

[idle crest]

I mean, I was the first person to figure out how to import custom normal maps into doom eternal without them breaking, I could probably figure it out.

[lavish blade]

is essentially a poleaxe but without all of the other components

and scale up

[mighty badger]

try it friedrich

if you could manage to