general-catfish-🐱🐟

[midnight void]

spoiler for a side mission

[mighty badger]

I LOVE THAT GUN

thanks! :D

[midnight void]

one of the random vendors

not sure which one

[mighty badger]

is it in litlle china/japantown?

[midnight void]

not sure

[mighty badger]

i went to japantown but only found one vendor

and they sell dresses

[midnight void]

oh its through a side quest

its related to the side quest for his gun

[mighty badger]

wich one

oh ok

[midnight void]

chippin in

its named after one of samurai songs

[mighty badger]

i'll buy the porsche from capitan

give my boy some happiness in his life

i'll also go back to coyote to pay my respects myself to jackie

[midnight void]

thats nice

i gotta go now bye

[mighty badger]

byee

[worldly vapor]

N

I

M

R

O

D

[indigo hare]

STOP STARTING WITH N

[worldly vapor]

N

O

P

E

[ivory fjord]

What an experience

[worldly vapor]

N

A

T

U

R

A

L

L

Y

[ivory fjord]

Average person with ADHD in chat be like:

im hungry, i should watch cooking videos

[indigo hare]

Every time I eat I watch a cooking video

[ivory fjord]

i usually do that too but i dont really got food to eat, so i just placate myself with watching the videos

[wind acorn]

I watch steak videos to get me hungry

[indigo hare]

Thats legally classified as torture

[wind acorn]

if im starting to get hungry

ill speed up the process

[ivory fjord]

yep.

[drowsy finch]

I LOVE STE !!!

We should play sometime :)

[ivory fjord]

im all for that

games underrated

[small spoke]

What?

[ivory fjord]

gurt being gurt

[gusty geode]

he surpassed the max willie of 'wille max the first'

[spark quartz]

LENNY

HI LENNY

[gusty geode]

hello!!!

ive been eeping

[spark quartz]

I know 🙂

[gusty geode]

i told you not to hide in my microwave again smh my head 😔

[pearl coral]

bannerlord save broke outta nowhere

[merry wyvern]

Scrotum

[drowsy finch]

Lengy :)

[spark quartz]

I wasn't in your microwave dummy I was hiding in your sink

[gusty geode]

raby :)))

[drowsy finch]

Ommmygoodnesss huiiiiiii hellooo!!! :)

[gusty geode]

oh switching it up i like it

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/hai-hi-hello-hallo-cute-gif-9691911103176371831

@vivid zinc getting bodied by automod rn

[vivid zinc]

Dude it won't let me say s1gma but I can say fuck?

[gusty geode]

yeah most brainrot words are banned

[vivid zinc]

Damn

[spark quartz]

Yees

[gusty geode]

also ignore the fact i sleep in the kitchen

its nbd

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-hell-divers-2-gif-13900786762935210178

[gusty geode]

how are you rali

[drowsy finch]

Tired

[spark quartz]

I don't judge bro but I do caress your cheek(s)

[drowsy finch]

I gotsta get up at 3am to catch a flight

[gusty geode]

ouwie

[spark quartz]

A flight to where? Stupidsville?

[gusty geode]

wrong i also wear plate armor to sleep

[spark quartz]

Hehehe

[gusty geode]

no the cool person factory

[spark quartz]

Yeah if it was opposite day

[gusty geode]

i went for a routine inspection and seen rali was supervisor

[drowsy finch]

Vancouver !!

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-nick-nickelodeon-patrick-gif-17195320

[spark quartz]

Find @dim lion

Find him

[drowsy finch]

I’m jumping him

[spark quartz]

Good

Good...

[stone copper]

https://tenor.com/view/texaco-gif-23012938

i find it pretty weird that theres a texan fuel company in a town near me

[gusty geode]

yeah same texaco just feels weird being in the uk

although i guess its the same as BP in the us

[stone copper]

ive never seen one open

only shut down or completely derelict

[stone copper]

bp is a pretty big player in the aeronautics game tbf

[gusty geode]

ironic considering most of it ends up back in the water

[stone copper]

it never even passed through my head that they were texan

until a few years ago

[stone copper]

true dat

[gusty geode]

we weirdly have JET in edinburgh

which is austrian

[stone copper]

never seen JET at edinburgh airport before

[gusty geode]

rereading this, i realise this looks like edinburgh is set in the fallout universe

[stone copper]

wolfgang sells jet from the brewdog bar in the airport

gotta ask for a jet holiday to the fallout

[gusty geode]

go to the airport spoons to top up on nuka cola and iguana on a stick

[stone copper]

every time ive walked past that spoons its been full

ive never seen it remotely empty before

[gusty geode]

tbh iguana on a stick is probably better than most of the stuff in there

[stone copper]

even at 6 in the morning theres blokes knocking pints and english breakfasts down their hatches lmfao

[gusty geode]

i used to work there

and its the closest thing you can imagine to if sisyphus worked in hospitality

[stone copper]

i can imagine

[gusty geode]

i used to wake up at 2am to open

[stone copper]

i used to joke around saying i would work in spoons just to cook the steaks

[gusty geode]

and work a 14 hour shift

[stone copper]

holy

[gusty geode]

worst part is theres no steaks in the spoons in the airport

[stone copper]

thats mental

[gusty geode]

the reason is even more mental

[stone copper]

the biggest part of spoons is always getting your steak medium rare

no matter how you ask

[stone copper]

what is it?

[gusty geode]

no sharp objects past security

no steak knives = no steaks

[stone copper]

thats obsurd

but i can see why

[gusty geode]

the humble fork:

[stone copper]

i was gonna say do you use plastic or sm

a fork is just a scaled down pitchfork

[gusty geode]

nope forks are metal

which makes even less sense

[stone copper]

theres no sense in any of this

[gusty geode]

they tried to make it sound good by upping the pay by 2 pound an hour

[stone copper]

saints

[gusty geode]

and then sticking you on shifts that last over half a full day

[stone copper]

what do people even order other than the steak

i dont think ive ever had anything else from spoons

[gusty geode]

the funniest part is that the extra pay is called something like "dangerous environment pay" or something like that

[stone copper]

hazard pay for working in spoons

says alot about the people in charge i think

lmfao

[gusty geode]

undercooked pizzas, All day breakfasts (proper geezer meal), and ham egg and chips (the classic)

[gusty geode]

THATS the word

[stone copper]

i could scran a full english any time of day

[gusty geode]

yeah hazard pay

[stone copper]

thats what they pay the guys who work the rigs in the north sea

tbf edinburgh airports security is chill asf

[gusty geode]

our one was a full scottish (literally the only difference is the haggis)

[stone copper]

ive only ever had a haggis cigar

from this bar outside musselburgh

[gusty geode]

tbh id rather work on an oil rig in the north sea than work there again

[stone copper]

ive considered working the rigs my whole life

6 months on 6 months off

pay still comes in when your off

[gusty geode]

children yearn for the mines, but men yearn for the rigs

[stone copper]

only place where they dont cut corners for saving money

[stone copper]

real men yearn for king crab fishing

[merry wyvern]

New run

[gusty geode]

true actually

[stone copper]

thats a job that i would consider turning down out of fear

there is no safety guarantee which i love and think is wild at the same time

if anyone deserves hazard pay its them blokes

[gusty geode]

crab fishers should make what football players do

[stone copper]

no doubt

[gusty geode]

if they did i wouldnt even question it

[stone copper]

ive always wondered why the essential workers get paid fractions of people who kick balls into a net for a living

but im biased i never really liked footie

rugby and motoGP is my poison

[gusty geode]

motoGP will never not be terrifying to me

[stone copper]

i love it

thoughts on the TT?

my whole dads side is crazy for bikes and im no exception

annual motorbike race that loops a small country in the british isles

the isle of mann

the first and most dangerous mainstream motorbike race

[indigo hare]

Literally you

[stone copper]

people die doing it all the time its insane

[merry wyvern]

I wish

[stone copper]

i love riding motorbikes

ktm is my favourite but i like honda and kawasaki too

https://tenor.com/view/niku-duke-gif-19280831

what is this goofy ass inspector gadget ahh bike

[drowsy finch]

Its like the cybertruck in bike form

[gusty geode]

i raise

[stone copper]

https://tenor.com/view/motorcycle-chariot-ride-gif-3566138

i double down

[gusty geode]

when i see this i imagine its what people in the 70s thought people in 30 years time would be riding

[gusty geode]

hell yeah this is sick

[stone copper]

thats cold as fk ngl

[gusty geode]

so is this

[stone copper]

i might build my own motorbike in my garage

[gusty geode]

although im sure because of those horns its probably a concept

[stone copper]

seems fun

the redbull motorbike

strap a turbo on it and go mach shit down the m2 lmfao

[gusty geode]

unfortunately, i dont think any one will be able to beat the homemade vehicle of Marvin Heemeyer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer

[stone copper]

i think i know who youre talkin abt

[stone copper]

ohh him

i love this guy

[gusty geode]

the killdozer guy

[stone copper]

took power into his own hands

have you seen the showdown between him and a guy in a portable crane (i think it was)

literally does a 360 and floors it

it was an articluated lorry

not a crane mb

[gusty geode]

i feel like this is what transformers watch as an alternative to MMA

[stone copper]

lmfao

caterpillar mcgrader

[scarlet creek]

To the people who've seen my previous work, did I improve atleast a bit

[willow tundra]

holy shit how the hell do you use these heavy axes

[scarlet creek]

What heavy axes

[willow tundra]

all of them

[scarlet creek]

They're easy to handle wdym

Unless you talk about the bardiche

Im sure there was a weapon like this in game

Nvm it was a halberd

[scarlet creek]

Is this an axe gentlemen

[stone copper]

its all in the distance

[scarlet creek]

You have no range advantage with the other heavy axes

[willow tundra]

those are polearms btw

[scarlet creek]

I know

[stone copper]

give me a minute

[willow tundra]

Not a heavy axe.

it's a spear with an axe on top of it.

I meant the ones that are edge on one, blunt on the other

they're high-ish end

but also appear in the middle ranks

[scarlet creek]

I know bro I was just thinking you were talking about them since theyre actually hard to handle

[scarlet creek]

Like peasant 2 handed axe and war axe?

[frozen flax]

@dusky raven But it's kinda crazy i'll expect in my life 4090Ti in phone

[frozen flax]

Closer than i think

[gloomy vale]

Is slo mo in the game or a mod? Cuz every speedrun I watch uses it.

[scarlet creek]

There will be no 4090ti in phone since the gpu will just be called different haha

[dusky raven]

In game

[frozen flax]

4090tiMP

[gloomy vale]

How do I use it?

[stone copper]

F

[frozen flax]

Like 1050MP in Ryzen Phone

[drowsy finch]

new background :D

[stone copper]

drains your stamina alot tho

[stone copper]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-dj-hunts-shivering-sheep-baaaa-gif-5167561624548843499

[gloomy vale]

Ahh dang

[frozen flax]

Goats

[dusky raven]

You can have phone with GeForce card?

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/family-feud-buzzer-wrong-answer-strike-survey-says-gif-16314402

[scarlet creek]

I dont see the point when all mobile games are doo doo

Well actually MOST

[stone copper]

bro i know about 3 that are goated

[scarlet creek]

Which ones vro I should try them out

[stone copper]

bloody bastards, clash royale and basketball 1on1

[frozen flax]

Snapdragon 888 has Iris Xe in Exynos 2200 From Samsung. it's using Suda core and architecture from 1050

It's basicly 1050 from Mobile PC but converted for phones

[scarlet creek]

I think the s25 ultra might have more power than a gtx 1650

[dusky raven]

Kumam ( i understand)

[frozen flax]

Git gut ale za polski dostaniesz bana mordeczko a tutaj lecą bardzo szybko XD

[scarlet creek]

You not pushing him with the axe until he's dead pisses me off

[dusky raven]

Its only 1 word

[willow tundra]

No.

[stone copper]

finneee

[willow tundra]

i don't know what theyre called but it's not those

it's just a two hander one

[frozen flax]

yeah maybe he has. idk what's S26 we'll present for us

[scarlet creek]

Those are the only 2 handed axes that are not polearms

[frozen flax]

maybe something on 2000 Nvidia lvl

It's kinda crazy tho

For me in my age having Nvidia 1650 was kinda overpowered

[stone copper]

rtx 3050

its last gen so its cheap asf now

[frozen flax]

4090 is scam tbh

[stone copper]

cost me 250 a couple years back i could probs get one for 125~

[frozen flax]

i have 11x3090 in my serverrack

[dusky raven]

5090 is scam for sure

[frozen flax]

and paying 2x price for 11% upgrade from 4090 for 5090 is scam af

[scarlet creek]

All 50 tier nvidia cards are scams brochester

[frozen flax]

yeah that's what im talking about

series 2 vibes

[scarlet creek]

Gtx 1050, a scam, gtx 1650, scam, gtx 2050, scam, rtx 3050 scam

[scarlet creek]

Rtx 4050 only avaible on laptops lmao

[dusky raven]

I have 3060 should i upgrade or wait few more years?

[scarlet creek]

Rtx 5050 idk if that shit exists

[frozen flax]

Wait i'll check

5060 above

not 5050 yet

[stone copper]

reminds me to get a new cpu

my 12th gen i3 is bottlenecking my pc big time

[frozen flax]

i mean like quatum CPU-s comming

[stone copper]

doesnt really bother me though as long as it works

[gloomy vale]

How ppl take out first boss w kicks so easy?

[frozen flax]

Releasing 50-series gpu before quatum pc-s is kinda suicide

[stone copper]

im not a tech guy never was

[frozen flax]

yeah i see

[stone copper]

mma and mods

[frozen flax]

until your cpu is 12gen no problema

i3 is only cheapest version of 12 gen proc

like in nvidia

[stone copper]

yup

[dusky raven]

Use chat for half sword this is general 🤓

[stone copper]

i got mine pre built cus i didnt have time i wish i dished out more for an i7 or even an i5

[frozen flax]

Prebuild ps-s are the worst one-s

[gloomy vale]

MMA?😭

[frozen flax]

in poland we have dedicated shops for prebuilds

and they work kinda nicely

[stone copper]

i doubt it makes that much of a difference

if i build it compared to some bloke in a shop

[frozen flax]

for 3000$ u can get 4060 with Ryzen 7 7600x easy

even 64Gb ram DDR5

[stone copper]

if im spending 3 grand its on my car insurance

shits too expensive

[frozen flax]

i was spending the same when i had a supra

i sell it week before

[stone copper]

this is my first car im talking about here

at 17

[dusky raven]

Wtf is this price 3k?

[stone copper]

its gonna be a shit box

[dusky raven]

For 4060

[frozen flax]

3x4.20

[stone copper]

ill probably have to spend a day or 2 in the engine bay just to get the fuckin thing working

[frozen flax]

What u have

[stone copper]

dont have one yet

car will cost no more than 300 its the insurance as i said

[frozen flax]

and where are u from

[stone copper]

norn iron

[frozen flax]

norn iron?

[stone copper]

britain

[frozen flax]

Ahhh

Britain

[stone copper]

shitain

more like

[dusky raven]

Norn iron game of thrones ahh name

[frozen flax]

the cenzorship half muslim conoly of white peapole before 2000's

[stone copper]

i mean we filmed it here

so yeah

[stone copper]

for good reason

[dusky raven]

Oh cool

[frozen flax]

yeah every reason is good

but don't go deep into politycs

[stone copper]

id rather not get into that

[frozen flax]

;-;

[stone copper]

dirty P word

i love britain but i hate living here

simple

what car do you have anyway

[frozen flax]

i got supra mk4

[stone copper]

decent

[frozen flax]

and i'll sell it next week

for 42k e

[stone copper]

42 grands alright wee price for one

what are you looking to get

[frozen flax]

my daily is Mazda 3 MPS 2009

after mods 360HP on FWD

[stone copper]

nice

[frozen flax]

it's mostly my wife-s car but we drive it as daily

[stone copper]

thats around the same as my uncs juiced up mini

only his is rwd

[gusty geode]

wait

the curse is broken

omg

[frozen flax]

Mini cupper S has almost the same build

[stone copper]

what curse

[gusty geode]

you guys done it

[frozen flax]

Modteam speaks ;-;

[gusty geode]

you are the first people in general to realise something was too political and move away from it without having a mod step in

[frozen flax]

yeah bcs it's stupid

[gusty geode]

YOU DID IT

[stone copper]

wow

[frozen flax]

you are more right i'm more left

[stone copper]

i feel...

normal

[frozen flax]

dosn't matter

[spark quartz]

I've done that so many fucking times

[stone copper]

idk how you know that but ok

[spark quartz]

You absolute ape

[stone copper]

dont steal our spotlight bud

[spark quartz]

Fuck you Ireland

[stone copper]

we broke the curse

[frozen flax]

Im not leftist tbh but it's just an example

[stone copper]

how many burgers did you eat today

muricaaaa

[spark quartz]

Does your mom's box count

[frozen flax]

A lot of

[spark quartz]

In that case 8

[gusty geode]

true but youre somewhat regular here

these guys are pretty new

[spark quartz]

True

[frozen flax]

i know how world works

[stone copper]

thats the shittest mum joke ive ever heard son

try harder

[frozen flax]

political shit is not the best topic to talk about

[spark quartz]

You didnt even have a comeback apart from telling me my joke was bad

[stone copper]

then drop it bro

[gusty geode]

exactly

[stone copper]

because it was

[spark quartz]

Yeah yours is arguably worse

[stone copper]

lmao im not a lil kid i dont gotta participate in your lil roast competition

[spark quartz]

It's just "no u"

[spark quartz]

You're still talking fella

[frozen flax]

no u it's ultimate riposte

[gusty geode]

stop being mean guys or i will cry

[spark quartz]

Look you made lenny cry

[dusky raven]

especially in discord about medieval gore game

[frozen flax]

maybe u'll

[tidal sierra]

guys being mean is not nice

[stone copper]

dont put that on me

[frozen flax]

Medival gore

[stone copper]

thems fighting words

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-excuse-me-what-i-saw-that-caseoh-gif-16391998890285342216

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[stone copper]

its your fault silly apologise

[spark quartz]

We both gotta apologize

[gusty geode]

yes please

[stone copper]

you drive a hard bargain

[spark quartz]

Im sorry lenny

[stone copper]

i apologise on behalf of my bloodline

[gusty geode]

thank you

[spark quartz]

SIKE FUCK YOU LENNY

[gusty geode]

am i in the right server?

nvm

i am

[stone copper]

im not a half measure i stick to my word

[frozen flax]

Damn this automod is rough

[gusty geode]

no brainrot or things of the sort

[frozen flax]

Medival gore

[spark quartz]

It's way more laxxed than literally any other server I'm in

[stone copper]

yeah automod isnt that bad

[frozen flax]

u should play Rimworld XD

[spark quartz]

You can actually say bad words here

[stone copper]

you must be saying some bad shit

[wind geode]

check the automod

[stone copper]

for automod to give you a hard time

[frozen flax]

yeah fifty dollars and R-word

[dusky raven]

Medieval

[stone copper]

lmao who did you call an "r word"

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[frozen flax]

yeah i do. as an example to the Medieval shit u can do in Rimworld

[stone copper]

i dont even know what rimworld is

[high juniper]

yo yo yo

[frozen flax]

It's for your best to don't know

[stone copper]

https://tenor.com/view/get-a-load-of-this-gif-2218387369813418815

[severe fulcrum]

Early Modern Period gore

[high juniper]

💀

[gusty geode]

yeah seen it

[spark quartz]

You see this meme lenny, you gotta get a load of me

[frozen flax]

After Kingdom come 2 show me what's medieval is i'll not longer missplace is

[gusty geode]

don be weird >:(

[dusky raven]

Sorry

[frozen flax]

he's just pole

we are fine with wierd talk

[stone copper]

https://tenor.com/view/dumpster-trash-rubbish-dumpsterthrow-dumsta-gif-21944659

[dusky raven]

Yeah weird talk is my love language

[stone copper]

guys whos celebrating pagent tommorow

[frozen flax]

we

[stone copper]

my mam got me 4 4lokos

[frozen flax]

are the only country that creates passwords for most secured things

1 word in our Mordor langue and your life is secure forever

[stone copper]

youre talking like youve had a few 4lokos yerself

im excited for tommorow

[dusky raven]

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

[spark quartz]

You're like 15 right

[frozen flax]

Tommorow is today old man ;-;

[spark quartz]

I find it funny that you know everything about alcohol

[frozen flax]

It's not even that hard

[spark quartz]

Comes with the irish

[stone copper]

do you really though

you know where im from

[frozen flax]

nope

[spark quartz]

Haha so true

[dusky raven]

For us not

[stone copper]

alcohol is our water fs

[worldly vapor]

Poland

[spark quartz]

It's in your blood and I mean that as in blood alcohol level and metaphorically

[dusky raven]

Beer is my fuel

[stone copper]

i could out drink any polish person

[dusky raven]

Hahaha

[stone copper]

spirits are mine

[worldly vapor]

Korea

[frozen flax]

if you're not from New Zeeland u don't stand a chance

[dusky raven]

Don't get cocky

[violet garden]

Europeans arguing over who can be an alcoholic the best:

[frozen flax]

Everyone tbh'

[violet garden]

Based tbh

[stone copper]

is that a challenge?

[spark quartz]

Brother Europe is sad, what else do they have besides multi country conflicts

[frozen flax]

i'm living half my life in netherlands. fucking beer is cheaper than water

[spark quartz]

The more east you go in Europe the drunker the people

[stone copper]

literally everything

[worldly vapor]

GOD BLESS THE CZECH REPUBLIC

[violet garden]

Beautiful land, delicious food (usually)

[dusky raven]

Im gonna puke only to go for third round

[violet garden]

Cool people

[frozen flax]

If u got too far the dringing is illegal

[violet garden]

(Usually)

[frozen flax]

Muslim worlds

[worldly vapor]

Beer

[stone copper]

i dont even puke i just keep it down with more drink

[spark quartz]

Pfft, whatever our food in America is awesome (its not its all fake please help me)

[violet garden]

Bro American food rules shaddup

[stone copper]

i like my whiskey to kick me in the gut and pick me up by the nads after

[frozen flax]

American food is trash

[spark quartz]

Thats because they've brainwashed you bro

[stone copper]

nah its fucken banging

i dont blame them for being fat cunts

[worldly vapor]

But the good thing is that American food is everywhere food

[frozen flax]

I meet soo many ppl from america

[violet garden]

Have some barbecue and get back to me

[spark quartz]

Our government is killing us

[frozen flax]

they fat or jack'd af

[stone copper]

fr your food dye is literally poison

[frozen flax]

50/50 u have 100% muscle guy or 100% fat guy

[dusky raven]

You are really british for that

[frozen flax]

nothing between

[spark quartz]

Our food has no boundary on the preservatives, dyes and sugars they're putting in it

It's wild when an American nurse tells me their friend lost weight eating the same foods in europe

[frozen flax]

British is big world in this century

[stone copper]

didnt the government say they would make restrictions?

[spark quartz]

Hahahahahaha

[stone copper]

its a british world

[spark quartz]

Theyre banning food dyes, 1% of the overall issue

[dusky raven]

Most of time steroids jack'd

[frozen flax]

Are u talking about Ireland or about past British on colonized pakistan

[gusty geode]

but i need my red :(

[spark quartz]

Lenny you live in Scotland shut up

[stone copper]

the gmos in the food legit made me feel dumber after i left

[spark quartz]

It's awful here

[gusty geode]

yeah we have food here

[spark quartz]

Our fda doss not care

[gusty geode]

i think

[frozen flax]

Imagine someone first time discover Greenland and Iceland. after this misplace fucking names for this countries...

[spark quartz]

I gotta get out of America bro

[indigo hare]

I love ultra processed food and chemicals

[spark quartz]

I fucking hate this country

[indigo hare]

Nerd ass

[stone copper]

the fda likes to turn a blind eye when offered with some benjamins right?

[indigo hare]

Dork

[frozen flax]

and ther you are. green iceland and white Greenland.

[gusty geode]

give me all the plastics

micro and macro

[spark quartz]

Yes, billionaires own America

[gusty geode]

is there a middle one?

mecro

[stone copper]

nothing like eating bugs in any red food yum

[gusty geode]

campari is bug juice

[stone copper]

good thing i have no idea what that is

[indigo hare]

POLTIKS

[frozen flax]

Bugs are not only source of red dye

it's cheapest but not only one

[spark quartz]

I love Luigi from the hit Nintendo game Mario

[stone copper]

yeah they are a source of my nightmares too

[spark quartz]

Ok I'm sorry

[indigo hare]

You son of a birch

[gusty geode]

its a red liqueur from italy

thats the colour of the liquid not the bottle btw

[frozen flax]

and it's 100% fruit colored

[gusty geode]

its actually that colour irl

[stone copper]

makes me wonder what they put in berry smirnoff

[indigo hare]

Dont wonder

[gusty geode]

if the fruit in question is a tomato then yes

[stone copper]

cant be helped

[frozen flax]

Smirnoff? Youre from netherlands.

It's the only country i drink this shit

[dusky raven]

Take a look at this

[gusty geode]

ah yes, the common dutch drink

[stone copper]

you have no idea what youre talking about

[frozen flax]

Common half beer half vodka think

[frozen flax]

yeah maybe i'm

[gusty geode]

the only dutch drink i know of is advocaat

[frozen flax]

bless me with knowledge '

[stone copper]

a bit drunk yourself?

[gusty geode]

which is insane that anyone even thought of that as a drink

[frozen flax]

kinda baked but it's all right

[stone copper]

as any good soul ought to be

[stone copper]

when i think of the dutch i think of HP sauce

[frozen flax]

we have this legal in poland so...

[gusty geode]

have you heard of advocaat?

[stone copper]

nope

[frozen flax]

we consume 🙂

[gusty geode]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advocaat

[stone copper]

its illegal where im from

we consume nontheless

[frozen flax]

same as everywhere

[stone copper]

yeah no wonder that looks mega snobby

[frozen flax]

gimme the knowledge where is smirnoff from

[gusty geode]

its usually drank by aul grannies at christmas

[stone copper]

i dont know where its from but we drink it here

the only vodka basically

glenns vodka too but its on the way out

[frozen flax]

damn 4.7% vodka

What a fk scam

vodka is 40%

[stone copper]

im drinking 8.4s tommorow

[frozen flax]

yeah big deal

[spark quartz]

I don't drink

[frozen flax]

u know what procentage our wine has?

[stone copper]

you say that but you would be fucked off 2

[frozen flax]

15%

[stone copper]

wine is shit

[frozen flax]

and it's the lightest in poland

[stone copper]

except buckfast

[spark quartz]

STRAIGHT EDGE FOR LIFE

[stone copper]

buckfast is my life blood

[spark quartz]

Not really

[stone copper]

lenny gets it too

[gusty geode]

being an alcoholic is not a dick measuring contest

[gusty geode]

but yes

[frozen flax]

i'm not alcoholic

[spark quartz]

Brother one is Irish yes it is

[indigo hare]

Yes it is.

And believe me buster im beating you

[stone copper]

schloer is the norn iron version of that

[dusky raven]

Its our culture

[frozen flax]

I'm drinking like 3-4 times a year

[frozen flax]

kinda it is

[spark quartz]

Easter lives in New York and works at a Kia dealership bro probably isn't even sober there

[stone copper]

i drink 3-5 times a week

[frozen flax]

I'm more smoking than drinking

[spark quartz]

AND HES GERMAN

[gusty geode]

its like, 30 countries culture

[frozen flax]

where are u from?

[small spoke]

Part of almost every European culture at this point 💔

[stone copper]

britain

[frozen flax]

Damn

[stone copper]

we all drink as much as eachother

[frozen flax]

i was thinking that britain drinks beers in huge amout

[stone copper]

we do

theres a pub on every street corner

[indigo hare]

None of us are. Dont bring your car here

[stone copper]

nation wide

[frozen flax]

Muslim's didn't find a problem to it? XD

[spark quartz]

Id never buy a Kia bro

The jeep of suvs

[small spoke]

-# I don't like alcohol

[stone copper]

its our country why should we care what they think

[indigo hare]

Kia’s are absolute garbage

Job security baby

[frozen flax]

ask London

[spark quartz]

True actually lmao

[dusky raven]

Good for you

[spark quartz]

Ill stick with subi

[frozen flax]

They have more to say than u to think

[indigo hare]

Good choice

[stone copper]

i would love to rant about that shit but no politik here

[gusty geode]

(moai works at toyota)

[spark quartz]

No, he doesn't

[gusty geode]

i replied to the wrong one but still

[frozen flax]

Damn dude

a lot of great toyotas

Supra

[gusty geode]

corolla

[wind geode]

"Politik"

https://tenor.com/view/germany-flag-german-flag-gif-17802888

[frozen flax]

Prius XD

[stone copper]

DEUTSCHLAND ISt SEHR NETT

[gusty geode]

the most reliable car in the world is the corolla

[indigo hare]

Also a good choice

[frozen flax]

Prius >>>>

[indigo hare]

I’ve had a Corolla with roughly 800k miles in another shop

[frozen flax]

u can live long but prius will work longer

[stone copper]

the most reliable car in the world has to be a corsa

[gusty geode]

why have a relationship when you can have a corolla

[stone copper]

ever seen one of them break down?

[frozen flax]

not the new ones

[gusty geode]

thats a fair point

[stone copper]

yeah i dont know what they did there but the ones mechanics lend out have like 200k miles and run fine

[violet garden]

Yugo greatest car 🇷🇸

[gusty geode]

but i feel like corsas are exclusively european no?

[frozen flax]

After Under capacity 1.2 turbo Corsa are shit

[indigo hare]

Toyota is the most reliable car brand world wide frfr. I mean they even go to war!

[stone copper]

saw a couple in orlando

but yeah

[gusty geode]

i told you guys

[frozen flax]

1.2 Turbo 200.000 km engine rework

[gusty geode]

moai is spokesperson at toyota

[violet garden]

The top gear Toyota Hilux stress test

[stone copper]

moai what do you think of toyotas competitors?

[frozen flax]

Only good toyota i had was Toyota Rav 4

[indigo hare]

No way, I don’t wanna work on cars then never break, I wouldn’t make any hours

[frozen flax]

Hybrid

damn this car was fk godly

i miss it soo much

[rotund burrow]

DUDE WHAT THE FUCL

I JOINED BACK AFTER A YEAR

[stone copper]

if you want to never be out of work specialize in german cars

[rotund burrow]

finally someone accepted my appeal

[indigo hare]

BMW’s specifically

Because they suck

[frozen flax]

new BMW XD

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/car-gif-22615573

[stone copper]

took the words out of my mouth

[frozen flax]

or old ones

[stone copper]

man fuck whoever decides where bolts n shit go on bmws

[frozen flax]

bcs new BMS's are also shit

[gusty geode]

civic RS is pretty good too, my dad had like a 12 year old one when i was younger

[stone copper]

you sure?

[frozen flax]

yeah i'm 100% sure

[stone copper]

the new xm5 is a fucking beast

[indigo hare]

I feel like I said this earlier today but a civic or Corolla would be my top 2 choices for a reliable car

[stone copper]

or whatever its called

sports and endurance in one

untill 100k miles..

cough

[gusty geode]

civics were so overhated in the uk for a while

[stone copper]

for good reason

[frozen flax]

Twin Turbo V8 3.0

[gusty geode]

civics are great

[frozen flax]

for eating oil

[stone copper]

guzzles more petrol than i do alcohol

[frozen flax]

11.9 liters/100km

[unkempt zodiac]

who needs cars when you can simply drive a big wheel

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/Hemming's_Unicycle.jpg/250px-Hemming's_Unicycle.jpg

[stone copper]

this is a civic

amazing car

[frozen flax]

AMAZING CAR

Vtec make's brrrrrrrrrr

[stone copper]

old cars in general are amazing

[violet garden]

I was born in the wrong generation, take me back to this!!

[gusty geode]

my favourite vehichle of all time is the lambo trattori for sure 😎

[frozen flax]

Oil goues Downnnnn

but power goes uppppppp

[gusty geode]

fastest car of all time

[stone copper]

holy shit

dream car

[frozen flax]

it's not tractor?

[gusty geode]

i hope it has one of those awooga horns too

[stone copper]

pull up in that all the birds will want a ride

[indigo hare]

Mines more simple. And not even that expensive. I just really love Subaru wrx’s

[stone copper]

lmfao

[violet garden]

Greatest car is used Mercedes with 900000 miles on it in the Balkans, this spawns in your garage when you get a license there

[stone copper]

those things are goofy asf

[gusty geode]

most wrx's are driven by absolute arseholes in the UK

[frozen flax]

Damn Old mercedes with 5.0 engine

[gusty geode]

but i like the car

[indigo hare]

Everywhere

[frozen flax]

i dont even know the model

[stone copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrmQ2KHHQPc&t=1s

[indigo hare]

I will be one of those assholes

Don’t drive slow please

[gusty geode]

precisely this

[gusty geode]

speed limit? more like speed SUGGESTION

amirite lads or amirite

[stone copper]

i would genuinely put one of those on a modern car

[violet garden]

Where did we go so wrong that we stopped making horns sound like this?

[frozen flax]

As clacrson said. if you want to be slow rent a fucking bike and don't occupate the road...

[stone copper]

i knew a guy who replaced his vans horn with a clown horn

[small spoke]

I think it should be legal to drive slow drivers off the road

[indigo hare]

Did you know anyone who passes me while driving is a reckless dick but if I have to pass someone it’s because they’re a slow dick

[gusty geode]

i love those guys who put like train horns on cars

[stone copper]

legalize running cyclists over

[violet garden]

Let’s just go wild, full Mad Max style

[small spoke]

Is this not already legal?

[small spoke]

What a cruel world we live in

[gusty geode]

its the hacker-noob phenomenon

[stone copper]

id do it anyway

[small spoke]

We live in a society you could say

[indigo hare]

Texas…as far as the ears can hear..

[small spoke]

Based

[frozen flax]

Especially when they driving middle of the road and feeling they are a car

[stone copper]

https://tenor.com/view/ჯოკერი-joker-gif-21710475

[frozen flax]

if you are a car feel the fk bumper

[gusty geode]

anyone who is a better gamer than you is a hacker, and anyone worse than you is a noob

same with cars

anyone who speeds past you is reckless, but anyone YOU speed past is slow

[frozen flax]

tbh it's good point of view

[keen palm]

anyone with more esoteric taste is a chronically online circlejerker anyone with less esoteric taste is a slop consuming moron

[stone copper]

you speed past grannies and their grandchildren speed past you

[stone copper]

thats nice, sam

[frozen flax]

And if I wait until I have at least 400 meters of visibility ahead, am I still a bad driver?

[spark quartz]

I fucking hate trucks so much, the bigger they are the worse my hatred grows

[stone copper]

my career is fixing them

lmfao

[gusty geode]

i dont even have 400 metres of visibility with a pair of binoculars

[spark quartz]

Semi trucks get a pass

[stone copper]

my title will be "HGV tech"

[spark quartz]

Because they're used for their purpose

[frozen flax]

I once experienced a tire explosion on the German autobah from a truck in front of me with almost 200 km/h on the clock. I barely made it

[violet garden]

Would agree but my tastes are the best and most obscure and that means they’re the best and everyone else is a loser slop consumer

[gusty geode]

(HGV is heavy goods vehicles for anyone unaware)

[stone copper]

american semis are fucken massive

[frozen flax]

And I literally almost brought it out. It threw me up almost 1.5m

[gusty geode]

just dropping my worldly knowledge

[violet garden]

🇺🇸 🦅!!!!!

[stone copper]

uhm acktually its heavy grade vehicles 🤓

[spark quartz]

They're scary to pass

[gusty geode]

i thought it was heavy goods vehichles no?

[stone copper]

i genuinely dont know

[gusty geode]

ive been lied to

[stone copper]

both make sense

[gusty geode]

lemme check

[spark quartz]

Yes you have

[frozen flax]

Give them 1.5 year

[gusty geode]

YES

[frozen flax]

tesla autopilot will replace all HGV drivers

[stone copper]

the scenario you think of in your head every time you pass one has happened to me many times

[gusty geode]

worldly knowledge strikes again

[stone copper]

touche

[spark quartz]

@indigo hare do you still ever clench your ass cheeks when passing semis

[keen palm]

i love tailgating the old woman going the speed limit when there is an open passing lane

[stone copper]

im wrong about my own career

[spark quartz]

It's awful. Most of them can't even stay in their own lane

And the ones that speed

[gusty geode]

that weight seems a bit low though, i thought they would be heavier

[keen palm]

icl its hard 2 keep those things in their lane theyre basically sailboats w how much sidewind they can catch

[indigo hare]

Yes lmao

[gusty geode]

in this episode of out of context messages

[stone copper]

fr there are mercedes sedans that are only like 700kg lighter

[frozen flax]

40t max load

[stone copper]

which is crazy

[keen palm]

i.e. go past very fast when it is windy out

[frozen flax]

it's a lot XD

[spark quartz]

Bro they're sketchy on highways

[stone copper]

truckers are dirty bastards but i love them

[keen palm]

m5 touring is 1000 kilo from being considered a lorry

[spark quartz]

It's even worse in single lane roads when one passes you and you feel the wind resistance

[gusty geode]

wasnt going to drink tonight but i remembered eddie stobbart trucks all over the uk at one point

https://tenor.com/view/ina-garten-drink-martini-vodka-grey-goose-gif-16788649

[keen palm]

if you're getting passed by 18 wheelers you may be the problem

[spark quartz]

I said one lane you silly Billy

[keen palm]

oh like one lane each direction

[spark quartz]

Meaning they're going the opposite direction

[keen palm]

yeah i get that

[spark quartz]

Yeah

[stone copper]

those exist in america?

[frozen flax]

I have the impression that he was more interested in passing than overtaking

[spark quartz]

Unfortunately

[stone copper]

i thought duel carriageways were the norm

[spark quartz]

Nope

[keen palm]

idk i commuted to uni for like a year taking the highway for a 5 hour round trip

[gusty geode]

i assumed everywhere was 14 lanes of traffic jams either side

trains rule roads drool

[keen palm]

my strat for dealing w large trucks is just to give them space and stay staggered

[spark quartz]

The one i drove coming back from Vegas was awful

[frozen flax]

American logic: let's add 15 lanes

[keen palm]

oh buddy you'd love the 401

[spark quartz]

Goddamnit

[stone copper]

i just assumed americans traveled by rolling like sonic the obese-hog

[indigo hare]

It’s fine im jaded with life, Jesus take the wheel

[gusty geode]

interstate 401?

[keen palm]

the current ontario governor wants to tunnel under the 16 lane highway to add more lanes

[spark quartz]

Low-key thought about that before lmao

[gusty geode]

i assume thats a north south road with a diverge that ends in a city

[keen palm]

ontario provincial highway 401

[gusty geode]

ahhhhhh

[keen palm]

BUSIEST IN NORTH AMERICA 🔥🔥

[violet garden]

Passing a semi by closing my eyes really tight and slamming the gas

[gusty geode]

i know USA interstates but not canadian

[indigo hare]

Based and real

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/fuzzolance-ambulance-drive-gosling-gif-8487904973116878780

[terse canyon]

when full sword

[gusty geode]

or i can at least make educated guesses at interstates

[keen palm]

16 LANE HIGHWAY CUTTING THROUGH THE CENTRE OF THE 4th LARGEST METROPOLITAN CENTRE IN NORTH AMERICA 🔥

[violet garden]

Our national parks don’t have enough highways

Texas, get on it!

[spark quartz]

I live I'm nowhere Nevada

So less traffic

[gusty geode]

youre next to the I-15

[spark quartz]

...yes

[stone copper]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-combat-itsa-latiospoon-hank-tricky-gif-21423933

[gusty geode]

its a north south road passing through nevada

as well as the I-80

which is an east west road

[spark quartz]

Closer to 80

[stone copper]

i dont know the first thing about american roads

[keen palm]

the best thing is that there's a 8 lane highway that bypasses toronto but they sold a 99 year lease to some portuguese firm which makes absurd money off of the highest toll rates in NA

[spark quartz]

I live near reno

[gusty geode]

reno?

[stone copper]

other than theres no potholes

[gusty geode]

yep

[stone copper]

idk how murica does it

[indigo hare]

I’ve been here for 20 years and I don’t either

[gusty geode]

had a feeling

[violet garden]

Nevada is cool. I’m convinced the state is literally just one big straight road through the desert, nothing on either side but barren wasteland, with the occasional fruit stand every 100 miles and then Vegas in the middle

[spark quartz]

That tonight is gonna be a good night

[keen palm]

god bless the Queen Elizabeth Way

[indigo hare]

Im gonna rock all night!
Haha, right? That song?

[gusty geode]

for anyone that doesnt know, most interstates ending in 0 go east to west and interstates ending in 5 go north south

[stone copper]

i mean you only need to know the side of the road and the speed limit

[spark quartz]

Haha yeah Easter

[gusty geode]

so the I-5 goes down the west coast and the I-95 goes down the east coast

[spark quartz]

Interstates are useless when people BLOCK THE LEFT LANE

[indigo hare]

Name checks out

[spark quartz]

IT LITERALLY SAYS SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT

[stone copper]

i see we arent the only people with that problem

[indigo hare]

I LOVE going 55mph in the fast lane on the highway

And when people speed up to pass I also speed up

And then slow down

[spark quartz]

Some people be passing a semi truck going 70 at 71 mph

[gusty geode]

what british people think the commonwealth think about britain:

[stone copper]

thats non verbal passive aggression if ive ever heard of it

[indigo hare]

I love it

[spark quartz]

I hate that shit bro

[stone copper]

only the canadians and australians do

even then lizzos in a box (rip) now

[indigo hare]

I have the power on the road, everyone bows to ME

you go at my pace

[violet garden]

You’re saving this country

[zenith dirge]

someone deadass posted this on r/arrowheads asking if it was an artifact

[gusty geode]

now its big cha

[stone copper]

chazza charles

havent seen him since he was put on the throne

unironically

[gusty geode]

i mean its technically an artifact

[violet garden]

That’s an ancient Timagaligian power stone…!

[stone copper]

i mean at one point that was probably a mountain

[spark quartz]

Easter

[stone copper]

so ig it is

[spark quartz]

Listen to this song Easter

https://youtu.be/5Lo-t5z3B0s?si=ztaAcKV4fmJpPJqW

[gusty geode]

ip grabber

[spark quartz]

Yes click it

Give me your ip

[gusty geode]

its a sick song

[worldly vapor]

who else did nothing all day long..

[stone copper]

lets cut out the middleman ill just tell you

[gusty geode]

i slept all day basically

[stone copper]

ive been doing nothing this whole week

[worldly vapor]

my fellow.. my man...

[worldly vapor]

my fellow.. my man..

[stone copper]

that all changes tomorrow

[worldly vapor]

what are you doing tomorrow

[stone copper]

getting fucked up over some patriotic holiday

[gusty geode]

he does know, because as all americans have predicted, all norn iron people and scottish people know eachother

[stone copper]

that i dont even understand

[stone copper]

that is true we are all telepathically linked

its something to do with not liking the english

[gusty geode]

its like a spirit bomb from dragonball

"lend me your dissatisfaction"

[stone copper]

lmao

"all ulster scots i call upon your mild dislike of the english"

[violet garden]

Mild?

[stone copper]

mines mild

[gusty geode]

yeah like the kind of dislike when someone is making a fuss on the train

and you just kinda "tch" and look away

[violet garden]

What’s a train I’m an American gahdamnit

[stone copper]

or when you see someone bump in the queue but its behind you

[zenith dirge]

choo choo

[gusty geode]

sorry, coal transporters

[stone copper]

so you dont really care but you think "what an asshole"

[violet garden]

Ohhhhhhhhhh

[gusty geode]

exactly

not enough to make a fuss yourself but enough to be annoyed

[zenith dirge]

aka, annoying thing you gotta stop for when the things near the tracks make sounds

[gusty geode]

yeah coal transporters

[violet garden]

Oh those stupid things. Let’s get rid of them.

[gusty geode]

america with a bullet train would go insane

[stone copper]

they have enough bullets as is

[gusty geode]

you guys would like it too cause of the name

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/telepathy-telepathic-psychic-mind-reader-meld-gif-13614415

[stone copper]

2nd amendment train

[violet garden]

HURRAH

We could probably sell the idea of a bullet train here if it was called the Second Amendment Train of Liberational Freedom Speed

[indigo hare]

Bro says “tch” anime ahhhh

[gusty geode]

i think cars are just too heavily ingrained in the minds of americans now though it wouldnt make sense to

[stone copper]

literally

all you need to brainwash an american is promise them freedom and guns

[mighty badger]

and moneh

[violet garden]

🦅 🇺🇸

[indigo hare]

Alright alright let’s not go down this path I can see it going

[stone copper]

no money is a universal brainwasher

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/mohamed-avdol-yes-iam-jojo-bizarre-adventure-gif-7842014027147634425

[mighty badger]

ouchies

[stone copper]

https://tenor.com/view/professor-x-xavier-x-men-telepathy-gif-12745110

[karmic nexus]

NEEEEEDDDD

[gusty geode]

ouwie :(

[mighty badger]

thats gonna leave a mark

[indigo hare]

Slap a bandaid on that bad boy and call it a day

[gusty geode]

that looks so cool i would buy a mini fog machine just for it

[stone copper]

https://tenor.com/view/za-warudo-jojo-bizarre-adventure-power-gif-14292027

[zenith dirge]

bro, here in the states we dont even realy need them

[violet garden]

But I need to tell the Europeans how awesome our country is!

[stone copper]

idk if im tweaking but i can hear that gif