#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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When steam made the steamdeck they made a version of it which is basically a mini emulator for windows
I feel like I've contributed to society
rubber you did it your quotes are famous now
because the steamdeck runs on linux and linux cant natively run windows applications
Is this real @indigo hare
half sword full release leaked
@woeful cypresswhen you download half sword if you can you go into the properties menu and hopefully this will show up
every played soccer with willies head
i cant download it
wait nevermind yeah
i looked it up apparently its linux only
sorry dude
If you're willing to learn ig you could run a virtual machine??????????????????????????????? @woeful cypress
i tried its just really glitchy and a pain in the ass
"trust me bro, we're so close to finding that particle, we just need an even bigger fuckoff particle collider, please invest in this project 🥺 "
and so does unreal engine
fuck it. next accelerator is in saturn's rings
me with willy
dylan minnette
who
he was in 13th reason and lead in wallows band
who
Dyson tube collider.
js look him up
nahhhh
This does not mama the mia..
milky way collider
Axis of evil collider
kaleb
richfrei
Any more?
name your child after this game's protagonist
Edwig
William Fischer
Bartholomew
Killer fish?
Cause I felt like it, I’m sorry
More medieval sounding names
Heinrich
Bronwyn
adam smasher
What about Nicholas?
again, you can also use Archibald
Le Bronwyn Yames (Pronounced Yae-mez)
Wilhelm Fischer.
Wilhelm Fucker
oh right my bad
My favorite history fact is that Jack the ripper and Alexander the great had the same middle names.
William
Richard
Alexander
Henry
Lol you beat me to the gif.
The
Winnie the pooh also.
Can we have like a power amplifier for punches
yeah can we have dragon ballz fights
Like a multiplier for punch strength
Blood punch for halfsword
and William the conquerer
did anybody else like select all the gamemodes in the survey
or just a literal power amplifier
ME
Me
I WANT TO OVERWORK THE DEVS
I think it's really cool how all these historical figures had English names before English was even a language.
not even that its just more playtime for people
overwork the devs and pay 15 dollars 🤑
THE GAME ISNT FINISHED UNTIL THE DEVELOPERS HAVE UNIONISED AGAINST ME
yeah i chose 15-20
if i repeat it im probably fucked
i think of it as people adopted those names from them
so if william the conquerer was called Yung, yung wouldve been considered an english name
Aw man slowmode got turned off
why isnthat a bad thing
A disillusioned medical student is stranded for a summer in a remote community of counterculture pot farmers, the last place in the world he imagined he would discover himself. MPAA Rating: R
the names werent English, they were made english by the people
Slog
isnt it roguelike and not rougelike??
i think thats called rougelite by some people
No it's like the bat from Sonic
I want souls like
half sword battle royale
go to jail
ok but that would technically work
even tho thats an actual good idea
thats how i imagine abyss sometimes
go to abyss
the fucking gulag
Well no not really, they would have used the English version later on.
William the conqueror was never called William the conqueror until probably hundreds of years later. He was Guillaume le Conquérant or something like that.
no cuz why do we drop in abyss liek fortnite
You need like a super computer the size of the Grand canyon to make that work
ohh okay
aww no gifs allowed
wait then how did he end up being called william
sad
js do it in abyss and like as the game goes on the loot gets betters
Because William is the modern English equivalent of that name.
holy fps
used to be good friends and then drifted apart
@tired dome
Wilhelm - German
William - English
Ulliam - Scottish
Guillaume - French
well my point was that the name may not be english but people considerd it evoloved to be english yk what i mean
imagine if Halfsword adds animals like wolves and horses
I dont get it
isnt that just regular abyss?
@restive trench
Joan of arc was Jeanne d'Arc.
Richard the lionheart was Richard I Coeur de Lion.
Christopher columbus was Cristóbal Colón.
And so on.
makes sense
Half sword I would pay 2 trillion dollars minimum
in a multiplayer sense tho
it'd still be incredibly laggy
yeah I get what you mean
same, it seems fair
so what would make this laggy
although I lean towards 20
the thing that lags the game are the character models and the physics
i feel like horses would be likely considering how much they were used in wars but fighting a wolf would be freaking awesome
battle royale will have alot more players loaded at once
I hope they add pvp
the lock it to like 20
but it would still be somewhat weird as it is TABS-esque physics
Playing the Ultimate challenge?
rendder distance people
its a battle royale
The issue is the complex physics makes that very hard
Did you know "Japan" is an English word?
theres hotdrop areas
you dont render players even if they are in the game cuz they are 20 m away
but splitscreen may be easier
Planned.
why would there be a hotdrop area in abyss
they'd prolly drop in the middle
or somewhere near that
i suggested more like in a circle
maybe 15 players
cuz half sword doesnt render the whole abyss
i still think it could be done, i do feel horses to be most likely, but it would be so cool to have something in the game that is capable of biting
since ive seen it pronounced as yapan in a lot of languages i came to this conclusion though it may just be that thing where englished used to pronounce J as Y
It would be much easier as it is one system rendering it all
i want this game to have a roguelite mode
theres already roguelike
but i want like permanent upgrades
If you can do splitscreen, would you be able to essentially do the same thing but the second player is controlled by another computers inputs using peer to peer?
Yes it could definitely be done very well.
yeah 20 cuz like not in a rude way it feels like a 20 dollar game
Yes.
The Japanese word for Japan is nippon.
basically one with kbm and other with controller
I remember this video, so cool
ohhh makes sense
WHEN??
I'm just not really sure that I want horses in the game just because it risks being really janky
in my language its yapan most languages just dont have a J
And at the end of the day I'd prefer the game to be polished
arabic
theres already a mod for this but i havent tested it myself
thats kinda sweird how languages dont like have the same name for their country
No earlier then Early Access.
WHAT EHERE
palestine isnt pronounced with a p in arabic either
WHERE
like germany is deutchland
well... that probably has a reason cuz of geographic history
i do remember playing the great ace attorney and the dude kept refering to wright's ancestor as" my nipponese friend"
And the issue with multiplayer with physics such as this is you would need some way to make sure that the two players stay "linked" together, and don't have strange desyncing issues which could ruin the game
Such a good game
how did it become japan though
like is there any known etymology
of course this doesn't apply to splitscreen
It really feels like I'm being racially profiled, 10/10
true
English is the language of thieves
it has stolen from so many languages
If horses were added for jousting then I imagine alot of the physics elements could be left out with the horses, since for the most part it's only the human who really experiances physics during a jousting match, the horse kinda just moves forward.
Mainly german right?
english is a germanic language
du bust ein affine is all i know in german
hence the reason why german is easy for english speakers to learn
i dont know if i spelt it right
du bist*
misspelled whoopsie doopsie
It's true the other way as well
das ist good
not really stolen it got invaded by the french so they used french words then shakespeare and other writers wanted to sound smart so they coined words from french and other languages
not to forget that english is a germanic language
Personally I'd have the horses operate on much simpler movement physics than the human characters.
exactly
I say stolen for dramatic effect, sorry lol
is ok
thatd be funny
the physics actually being good rlly fucked the fps for me lol
This is an uneducated statement, Japan itself has a fuck tonne of loan words from English, most modern words in Japanese are straight up modified English words.
i think theyd make it more realistic tho bc hs is getting kinda,..... realistic
a bit
the itch io version and demo comparison is wild
yea
holy fps
noodle arms
💔
Tis why I didn't mention japanese
idk how they could optimize the game without making the physics bad
they just add a continent sound at the end and call it a day
because ive noticed for me that going from low to high isnt a huge fps drop its mostly just when multiple characters spawn in
All the words in our language are in our language because the people we "stole them from" as you put it, invaded us...
yeah
Sadly people can't stay put
anglis will stay my favorite language
If everyone stay put then most of the world would be uninhabited
well verdammt
BAIT BAIT BAIIIITTT RAHHARHHAR
i played CS for 280 hours im basically a master at russian now
well anyways, i gotta go sleep now, goodnight you silly sworderers i wish you all the best
no stop you weren't supposed to say it-
Conflict is how humanity evolves, whether we like it or not.
True

Nearing 1500 hours, almost learned Turkish as well
turkish is the next level
best way to learn languages might be CS
we should have everyone learn Arabic
but youll only learn the swears
Rest in peace
its so funny to draw the squiggly lines tho
??
goals
fair i guess
all flora needs is friends to play the game with
Egypt 
Another thing about the "English is the language of thieves" thing, since we often get shit for having Egyptian stuff in our museums , people need to realise that the people who made that Egyptian stuff are long fucking dead and the current inhabitants of Egypt were Arabic invaders, they are not the same people who made that stuff.
I dont think theyre arabic invaders.. they just speak arabic..
amen
They absolutely were, they speak Arabic there for a reason just the same as why us English used to speak French.
Hey now I'm from Florida, most of us spoke Spanish
I wasn't serious when I made that statement., but fair
Loads of people speak Spanish, most of them because they were invaded by the Spanish, that's usually how the cookie crumbles I'm afraid.
Yeah I know
I just speak spanish because I know a lot of them
and then down south some speak french becuasse you had them help you get your freedom dont forget only reason we brits lost was 2 other global superpowers helping the rebels
World history does mostly boil down to a game of hot potato with landmasses
Yea that's true, Americans always leave that part out
always and they forget we was fighting in europe and india as well as in america
Americans leave out a lot of stuff in their history
That France and Spain helped them vs us and Germany
they was only fighting us
Yea we had bigger shit on our plate unironically
I am not that proud to be an American, mainly because when I mention it they are like "350 or 400 pounds?" lmao
yep so we burn down your white house and leave
or 400+?
nah you should be prod you got more rights than britian we live in a dictator ship
english is the language of 🇺🇸 🦅
no
u know people can adopt a language without being invaders
I'm also being a bit facetious about being Floridian, my family's actually from NZ
Yea like how they try to take credit for ww1 and ww2 despite basically not being involved in either beyond sending supplies in the second world war, then fighting for a bit in the last bit, then acting like they did all the work.
Nobody is saying they're invaders because they're Arabic
Yea, that didn't happen in Egypt.
guys arabic is the language
😭
Nobody talks about how Andrew Jackson illegally invaded Florida without permission from the US Government during the Indian Wars
no arab tho they invade christian syria christian africa christian turkey and eygpt and the holy land for 700 years then we respond
YES!! 🦅
I'm aware lol
yea but that doesnt mean egyptians are "arabs" in the same way someone from saudi arabia is..
jus cuz they speak arabic
I'm sure there are places that speak arabic due to peaceful means, Egypt, is not one of those places.
Wrong.
this just sent me into a flight of primordial patriotic rage
I dont think anywhere speaks any language cuz of peaceful means lmao
I know plenty of regions that don't speak languages because of violent means
You seem to be under the assumption that I'm assuming Egypt was invaded by Arabs, I'm not assuming, it's known history that Egypt was invaded.
Ireland, for instance
IM NOT DENYING IT WAS INVADED
DOLT
And then I say "Nah, I am from Minnesota, but I am quite short here (6'4)
Then wtf are yapping on for?
Im trying to say... that egyptians.. are not invaders.. just because.. they speak.. ARABIC!
your president is half scottish we slowing taking our land back your just holding onto it rn
Wait I want to see if I can kill the chat
YOU SHALL NOT PASS CHAT!
Is someone making this argument? I feel like I'm missing something here
but we are saying there ansestor was the invaders
The Egyptians that are currently there decend from invaders, I don't get the point of what you're saying.
A significant proportion of their ancestors are pre-Islamic and pre-Arab invasion... they arent invaders..
THEY DONT
IM GONNA DIE
EXPLODE
🦅if youre in america youre 100% american 🦅 OORAH 🇺🇸
sheeting this lamp on the left is lowkey a good strat
not anymore
if u get into a weird position just pull it out and punch
ICE would like a word with you
how many more messages until someone gets TMd for politics, do we bet
I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet tbh lmao
not how it works can see difference in education systems blind patriots are my fav
Shut up!
That's probably about as political as I dare to get
You roll in from stupid town?
ok.. mr pretentious.. unc
im not blind i can see the RED WHITE AND BLUE EVERY DAY BABY 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅 🦅
Gotcha, now I get to look back at the messages for the last 30 minutes to see
I love emperor palpatine howd you now
🇬🇧
you right
have fun
🇷🇺
whattafack dont show me this... fucked up bro...
I swear to god if someone says "um actually it's from Netherlands flag"
No, it isn't, you're wrong.
there arent any stars wtfffff
explains it hahah
THE STARS AND STRIPES!! HURRAH!!!!
🇰🇵
Why am I not surprised
thats one star
🇦🇺
those stripes are meager
🇷🇺
🇨🇺
only one star
damnit
what is that disgusting monstrosity
US flag is a solid a-tier flag gotta be real
NO POLITICS
high b-tier maybe
🇨🇰
DEATH TO THE REPUBLIC RAHHH
the stripes are still meager get a better example pal
POLITICS POLITICS POLITICS POLITICS
I love allergies
especially the part where any contact on my skin makes me want to, remove my skin
🇨🇻
Little history lesson for you, that flag only looked like that from 1900s onward, before that it was white, a different blue, and orange, and before that it was just the flag of one household. So no, that flag isn't where the American flag comes from.
🇩🇬
that is NOT a real flag
SHUT UP CLANKER
Some carribean island probably
when there's no can of beans in the power plant :<
🇲🇶
the american flag comes from george washington goddamnit
🇺🇸
that's pretty dope
weapons are optional
🇳🇱
Okay im back from reading
🇧🇹
Nobody cares
lmfao yea
you can read?
Also the colours that the union Jack gets its colours from predate basically any nations flag
🇫🇴
Beware posting flags
Eventually Youre gonna post some flags that aren’t allowed here
🇧🇿
Ruh roh raggy
Every time you type in chat I feel my brain draining itself in a desperate attempt to ignore you
Fuckin 1940s German flag? What flags could those be?
What did you read
🇮🇹 oooh scary flag
Controversial ones? Israel/palestine Russia/ukraine
🇮🇳 boo
🇮🇲 this one
Oh right
flag of evil
🇧🇾
Only three quarters as bad.
🏴
Please stop trying to get people to believe you shower
Bro showers in acid
you dont shower
stop exposing me bro ts pmo fr ong
Easter you smell like doo doo water
Imagine spelling silly as sillie and still acting superior to ANYONE
wait wtf auto parry is actually so good when one of ur hands is damaged but not chopped off
it makes ur sword actually parry
like im playing an assassins creed game
its so easy
Ye old ultra instinct
Imagine being a rock
Why would you say that 🙁
Aparently he's older than me which is a fact I don't think my brain can handle.
ts so tuff boi 🫱
Don’t let silly head fool you with projection over my age. Bro is the same age as me almost exactly.
the hitbox of arms is weird
my sword is stuck in his arm but its just not there
Basically a trilobite then?
You know what, I’ll take it because it hurts silly head too
Im okay with collateral damage
we actually have the exact same birthday in the exact same year we are soul brothers intertwined by destiny sorry for not telling you sooner they wouldve tried to take me i have a target on my back now. sending you psychic energies through the brainlink.
Is this fuckin heavens gate you goober
bro we've been over this no its not
smh
I know we have and it definitely is no matter what the conclusion was last time
Because I don’t remember the exact result
So I’ll just believe im right
You are to stegosaurus what stegosaurus is to trex.
dunno what that is, no
stegosaurus is cool
respectable dinosaur there
solid b-tier
both just different flavors of bird
Reverse image search certainly brings up interesting stuff
I'll explain that insult because I don't know how well known it is that trex lived closer in time to humans than it did to stegosaurus, that's how old stegosaurus is.
ust found out u can smack helmets off
Neither of them are birds, birds being descended from dinosaurs doesn't make birds dinosaurs nor does it make dinosaurs birds. Especially not Ornithischians or sauropods.
Shhh…
u can also beath im with fists by just dashing back and then rushing when he wastes the swing
oh ok
I'm just saying I bet a T Rex tasted like chicken
can someone kill xim
By the way, I don't care what bullshit scientists say, if it didn't go extinct before 64million years ago then its not a fucking dinosaur.
hey man youre not supposed to find my source for these images, it will ruin their cool and mysterious aura of mystique and coolness!
I DM’d you the source you god damn cultist
No it wouldn't have because it was carnivorous and chickens are not carnivorous.
the taste of meat is affected by an animals diet.
that is true
SHHHH
family guy death
nah, I'm frying a T Rex up and eating it with waffles
Yea people rarely eat predators for a reason like. Trex would not have been nice.
Cuz!
MotherFucker.
had the same thought
Sorry
admin brutality
only PROPER NOUNS in this house from here on out
i am so done for
A lithuanian named john., you cant be saying that...
just reported a lithuanian named john like 14 times enjoy the ban kiddo
Thanks as always my favorite snitch
t minus 90 seconds to ban
Oh GOD
i reported him for "i dont like it"
oh his
oh box
oh GOD
Nobody saw that..
Btw prehistoric creature news, they supposedly found in India an ancient fossil of a snake that was bigger than Titanaboa, called Vasuki indicus, allegedly up to 50 feet in length.
Stop making things up
If you get him in trouble with discord im banning you and reporting you for LYING
discord support jsut got back to me
Holy handwriting
Oh bud..
Vencord users try not to out themselves challenge level impossible
man...
Hi
🤫
u saw nothing
We don't need snakes bigger than Titanaboa, Titanaboa could fight a Tyrannosaurus rex and win.
no we definitely saw it
Mother trucker im a mod here. We follow discord TOS strictly
why do the boxes in abyss keep glitching inside
titanaboa is so fucking cool bro hells yes
bro is trying to change the subject
I need you to remove Vencord and show proof of your account being clean or we will have to remove you
😹
this'll take like 5m ins
Genuinely fucking terrifying to think about coming across one of these.
Is it time for halfcord weekly therapy session?
I'm nowhere near 47 bro
Have you ever seen a snake eating a rat that's twice the width of thr snakes widest section whole? Yea you ain't chocking a snake.
Bro projects with the best of them. You should be a politician
you shouldnt take anything i say seriously at any point ever
The hell is vencord
how do i prove i dont have it
No you're making it easy for him
Take a screenshot of your discord settings page
The whole thing
Good idea I'll take some pointers from you considering you were Abraham Lincolns cabinet member
You can dm it to me if you don’t wanna post in chat
truth
Snakes can csn dislocate their Jaws to swallow things that are twice as wide as the snake itself.
Third party software that lets you see hidden channels and deleted messages, as two examples.
stuff on the right too or what lol
my huge dinosaur nerd geek phase passed a while ago but damn if those things arent cool
Based
youre good lol
The whole thing, including the right side of the screen
Oh legit? Haha
the right side of each tab or what?
Yeah it’s against tos and has led to issues here before in the past
mods so desperate to hide their "hating on half sword discord regulars" channel, its ok buddy we all know
look at dms
yeah, the admin willie furry rp channels are public, but some things are just not meant to be seen.
its a security risk
dont worry about it
"I'll stick my hand in it's mouth and choke it"
Yeah, sure you will 
I go through phases like that, always been a big mosasaur nerd.
Very respectable choice
Dope creature
Mosasaur takes my top spot for most goated animal to ever exist apart from humans
does anyone actually play ark
ive never seen gameplay except for that one guy dancing with the french music
I’m partial to Gigantopithecus because big ape is awesome
Oh my brother loves them
I used to, back in its early access days
Hellish experience!
I was always more of an underwater reptile guy.
I would play ark if it wasn’t for the fact it’s like 150gb for just the base game
Insane
Ark is a painful, painful game
I'm definitely shitting my pants if I was to ever see the creature that owned these bones.
Pants = shitten.
Got about 11 mosasaur teeth in a drawer somewhere
Along with two megalodon teeth.
My goat mosasaur
gawdamn, awesome
Nah but it says alot when an inch and a half isn't very big for a mosasaur tooth iirc
true
Ever see a hippo skeleton
Yeah if scientists had to guess a hippo based on its bones it would look so fucked up
25 to 30$ for a game like half sword is actually pretty fair
I want to believe all dinosaurs were incredibly fat
I think theyd be giant chicken like lizards with feathers
And fat
Like komodo dragons but feathers
i think the trex had a mohawk
Probably
gj killing chat
Im gonna go kill halfsword chat now too
youre a hero
Ok I did it
Loving the olde English announcement
Therizinosaurus is my favourite dinosaur
cracked
jury's still out on that one?
Yeah I don’t remember if it had legs or just four arms
Got a Therizinosaurus sculpt on my computer that I need to finish.
what a lad 
Yuh
optimal evolutionary strat, get as many arms as possible
Armed and dangerous
Lots of effort on detail that I'll probably put under feathers anyway.
Nah its terrestrial.
That’s what separates the pro’s from the amateurs.
Though realistically I can imagine the pro just hiding it with feathers without bothering with the details
Just like pro coders
Well the original idea was that I could have it with or without, would add more verity to the portfolio
Most of my older artworks on my portfolio are not as high effort, sometimes I'd literally just sculpt like the head and neck and then leave it there.
the real pro move is google.com give me therizino model online... press download button... 
Now create models for video games
No. 
Banned
Yap
Haha
My desk is covered in unpainted warhammer models.
Sillie
Yeah? What's up?
Sillie
Yes Easter?
My computer ain't even been turned on this month I don't think
And there we go I got you to spam. Warning incoming
Bwuh
Thanks Easter
I have tried to make models for games but I have a tendency to argue in the discord servers for those videogames.
I hope you never wonder why you get mod abused going forward
LEAVE THAT LITTLE GUY ALONE
I'm going to sue halfsword games, they clearly modelled willy after me.
Apart from the face
Baldy 🫵
Insert cartoon eye popping and tongue rolling or something
Ignorant fool </3
Look at this cutie patootie I met while closing
YESS ‼️ ‼️ ‼️
true
i but like
10-15 or 15-20 idk
I bet whoever modelled willy was thinking "how big can I make his arse without it it looking like I did it intentionally?"
CIS in my veins!!!
i lwk thought ages ago that the game would be £7 (before abyss demo)
I’d say $90-$3000 is fair
😔
Okay, I’m just getting here after reading survey
This game is worth more than 30 bucks, even in early access Xd
If it’s only 30 bucks, I will buy 2 more copies for complete strangers since I don’t have frens haha
The game will be quite expensive in my country, but it will be worth every penny spent on it.
This game worth at least 60USD

can we denormalize making games above £50 💔
You always out yourself as evil. Only an evil person would think god damn spiders are cute
I agree
or 40
I’ve already had more fun playing this game than plenty of other games I’ve bought for 60 lmao
That hardly constitutes evil, and that’s hardly a spider
I think 60USD is reasonable, what does that come out to in Euros?
Youre hardly not evil
I picked him up and let him walk around before putting him on a plant
if is 60 i will be cooked bc it's fucking 332,24 reais
I think Halfsword should go for 7-12 Euro/Dollars
And when grandma Betsy comes around and sees the spider and has a heart attack, what then?
Every sheep person on discord I've come across has been a bastard tbf.
Thats what she gets for being outside instead of a home
Fym !!!!!!
Youre about as convincing with not being evil as I am with not being old
spiders are chill as long as they arent near me irl 
Don't worry love, I've only come across two.
actually no
They always are, actually
What?
Rule of 2s or something, I have to kill the other one so i can have a new apprentice
Saw this one yesterdayy :3
Oh be my guest, the other one I met was a trouble making little cunt bitch.
You ain't so terrible.
Why does it flashbang you
Cool, pull their nerves out with tweezers or something mean.
Whatever you say CLANKER
HARVESTMAN :DDDD
Yeas YESS
ohhhh
Ahh the good old make them break their own fingers with a claw hammer trick.
man i love those folding chairs
we have a pillow for that to sit on
Well they’d have hoooofffss
Willie needs to rest his glutes well.
Ah, idk then.
you mean the baron and the first boss
So I see a real need for a pillow.
yeah
I'm out of torture methods I'm afraid.
how kind of you
I honestly don't see why so many people find the first boss so difficult, and I say the same thing about the baron.
If I don't have one of these for emotional supports during early access duels, I won't be able to concentrate.
Beat both of them first try.
That’s pretty cool
Reddead……
My state would gut me for not having a orange tip on that
Literally the opposite :(
The opposite of California is the middle of the Indian Ocean between Australia and Africa
Or Mary land..
I’m glad to have such powerful supporters
FUCK maryland drivers
the worst part of my liquour runs
I love New York, besides the people, the state itself, the laws we have to follow, our state leaders, prices for everything from groceries to housing, and driving
And the weather
And location
Yew Nork
youre a new yorker?
explains a lot...
Im a good New Yorker. Outside the city. Everyone in New York City fuckin sucks
Me when I lie
delaware was chiller than ny when i lived out there
I hate your aunt and uncle and cousins now
but then again delaware is where old people go to die if they cant afford florida
"good new yorker" uh-huh yeah right
Chevrolet more like shut up
new york gotta be a d-tier state
WHAT THE FREAK BRO!
Youre from Florida I bet
People here are fucking stupid
Concept of France is the Fleur De Lis? À la lanterne.
c-tier state, and no
Youre from Arizona
Im just trying to imagine the worst states possible, cause you obviously live there
new york is shit-tier not because of prices, or food, or anything like that, but because of the people. if youre from new york or have been to new york: FUCK YOU!!! terrible place. rancid. everyone there is evil and insufferable. i love broad generalizations.
wrong
That's not even a genralization that's just true
real
It's just 
new york is the state id be fine with cutting off the mainland and pushing out to see
every other state is at least inoffensive or funny to watch from a distance
how you gonna do that chief it touches a great lake
we can pick it up and move it buddy
that's not cutting something off that's gouging it out
Nobody ever accused Gandalf of being too smart
thats just because they dont understand my intelligence
im so far above the average person that they dont even understand how smart i am
my iq is 104 btw so i am above the average person, which means you all
absolute fucking losers will never understand the hardship that comes with being a genius...
is willie breedable
no willie is a fungus
scorpion sauce, that shit gotta be hot as fuck
hot sauce is not designed to be spicy it is designed to be piquante
its designed to be sauce bro
this server english only plz
those shit-your-brains-out colon destroyers are garbage
Thanks Gandalf
fad hot sauces
i destroy peoples colons
i think he likes Iraq
hot ones can suck one
😉
happy to help
Worlds worst hot sauce. So dumb
@zenith dirge could u assist me with the flipahh baron
Drop the size of half a pea I was crying, and im pretty darn good with spicy food
im not built for spicy that would kill me legit
Not a huge fan of tobasco
''Hi I'm Sean Evans and today I'm gonna be shilling for inedible hot sauce brands''
I love franks hot sauce, basic but tastes good and not too spicy at all
I think Franks is nasty just like Louisiana or Crystal
i like ketchup!
Something about Cayenne based sauces tastes too celery-adjacent for me
louisiana hotsauce is goated wdym?
This brand is peak too
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Alrighty
thats enough of that
i was gonna delete them all one by one but thats far too much effort
Censor this please I play half sword
louisiana cayenne peppers just taste off to me idk, I find them more tolerable in tabasco and louisiana tho
feets 😋🤤😋🤤😋🤤😋
As a discord user this offends me
my proudest nut

add maple syrup
Yee yee ass application form
Grr
yes that’s me
the cumquistadore
I found americum
hey guys I am halfsword here
thanks man on behalf of my self we apperciate it
can you add Willy jijjle physic
poop12
and friends have single combat in the bed
send me your halfsword code and lets fight
bruh
listen
send me ur code
and lets fight
here the room code join
12322312313241451124123423
join bruh
fight me
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what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?
make adele halfsword song thank you
is there a mod to make willie a goth girl;
make her fight me
those bitches annoy me, i need this mod to kill one with a stool
WE love goth girls
I want her to grapple me
give her a pegination tool
WE
nintendo
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE love asian goth girlks
WEEEE want the ABGs
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open ur eyes bro
Haf sord
and look at ches
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🚫 lord pantalooney the gooney, that command is disabled in this channel.
all us twin
yes
havge u been to jersey
i havent im canadian
i got a warning for saying canadian
r we deadass
Begone
No
Yes
Understandable carry on
noodle
No
no you didnt, dont come into chat to start drama, especially bullshitting what you were warned for. thanks!
i love you smooches on the left ball
Which left ball?
start behaving
There’s like, 5
i didnt mean to start drama
people about to catch warns
😭
what if instead of blueberry
it was boo-berry
what drama started
BOO
dihberry
get scared
everyone here was talking about asian goth femboys
take your flirting to dm's
thats too far man you could have given someone a heart attack
do you think we're blind or something?
maybe cuz i didnt do anything
what was your warn for again?
I just got here I’m innocent
why did you dm me naked Frankie from gta
it just says alternatives for evading automod
it’s all this dudes fault
what did i say 😭
because frankly i reckon it was for evading automod, which you did
he was the one who started it
NO
he radicalized us