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if randomness does not exists then humans would not have mutated or evolved from an ape
if you really want to get into it random effects happen but they're most probably due to imperceivable events
There's a reason you can't actually make a random number generator, because randomness isn't a thing, it's just a concept.
average Ziegmund freud lecture
on human behavior
scientifically, even if god would exist he was also just controlled from the beginning
if u believe in god, well then everything's random ig

well you can make it based on even distribution of numbers but funnily enough we regularly don't do that because it "feels" less random to us
anyways
There's no way of telling a machine to generate a random number, you can only make an algorithm that gives you a hard to predict number, a random number would be impossible to predict and that number doesn't exist.
this is in no way connected to the clone debate btw
No the machine still has to pick a number.
why so?
?
i doubt they would introduce completely stranger dude not from trailers
ion even get the bait on this one
he loves arguing for the sake of it
and i think Rockstar Games are trying to replicate RP success
and are bothered by long-term financial goals
prob the only random thing ever, it could just not have existed
The perceived randomness in the universe is more likely due to an infinite irrational number that never repeats rather than anything actually random.
Any actual randomness in the universe would turn science on its head.
fun fact, because nothing's random, you could techincally find a way to controll everything, which is also controlled then because that wouldnt be random
your way of writing reminds me of redditors that say "Oh My Science"
might take a while, might take 4000 universes, or more, or less, but sometime someday someone will find a way to control particles
jesus
You could predict any event that ever happens assuming you had the means to do so.
Then you don't read what I say much lol
well someone could control it aswell, what if they're like "this happens then and then unless that would happen" yk
like
GTA VI will be dogshit, calling it now
imagine a building collapsing, and it could all be stopped my throwing ur glass at a wall at 12:30pm at a sunday, because the particles wouldnt hit the weak concrete yk
Anyway i wonder what will happen to the human neuron computers in the future
sounds cool and terrifying
i feel like it would be dogshit from launch, but will be great and i mean absolutely perfect by the time it comes on pc
the humble quantum particle:
Your statement makes little sense, you're basically calling me a reddit atheist despite me being religious simply because I'm talking about scientific stuff you don't understand
You will be a brain computer after death
you are assuming a lot
from a simple statement
They are waves measured based on probably, they are not random.
sounds cool but imagine being dead for over 2 billion years, and since ur in a computer u can always enjoy life after death and then ur storage or server gets destroyed
Religious? Didn't expect this from you gang
Or get tortured by being constantly overstimulated by all the calculations you have to run
einstein was a religious person'ish
Alot of scientists were
I'm not talking about science and religion.
he just didnt observe the world religiously
someone could just hack the server and make every dead person feel unimaginable pain for infinite time
literally me
Theory of special relativity is exactly the kind of scientific model you come up with when you think religiously
Wrong reply bro
wrong reply indeed
even the people who argue that quantum phenomena are caused by some yet unobserved characteristic agree that some quantum phenomena are legitemately random
i wonder what being religious and still choosing sience is like, like "yeah the universe is created from this and that, and this is how it began, but god's out there somerwere"
from what I remember the same company offers a cloud computing service in which idle "brains" are just living in a simulation as butterflies
i dont get what you mean
arent cars like bodies? cant you just keep replacing skin cells and stuff till ur brain dies?
there are a lot of scientist trying to figure out the world and universe yk, they want to figure out how we existed and stuff, but they believe in god, and god is the "almighty creator" yk, so they need to choose work over their religion
whats wrong with believing that a god created the H and the O in the H2O
How was the universe created.
nothing wrong with it, so let's all just drop it :)
nothing i respect beliefs yk idc what u believe
which view is better
idk dont ask me im not a scientist nor a religious person
it's not that it's wrong it's just that generally the scientific explanation clashes with the religious explanation
uh why are we having religious debates here
both are unique tbh but id choose the second
time to hand out warns... sigh
let's talk more important things
okay
idk but we not being disrespectful i think
he does lmao
we haven't seen him in too long 💔
he's gonna make me a big shot
Jerma's so old now you guys
he looks like a wise man about to tell me something i wont forget for the rest of my life
when i hear Jerma i think of One Piece
i always forget what this word means
HOA President Jerma
39 years old and he STILL hasn't done the Catboy Stream like he promised
is it "Your Ma" joke?
they get it
maybe he's waiting till he's like 70 or something
Cat pop
oh that's who it i s
I can't believe he cancelled the Battle-axe stream too
the Hamster Stream would also have been peak
fr
i still want to play it
hi
We shouldn't get into this but all I'm going to say is that despite popular misconception, science does not disprove or prove religion. Science is just as compatible with religion as it is with atheism.
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did they add pet able dogs
the more i get japanese content in my feed the better it gets
can you pet it
hey man, no need to have the last say, i said move on
busting it down
keep it abt gaming
he looks like a salesman
never trust a salesman
what about insurance salesmen
no never
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the salesmandem
whats mandem
UK/Caribbean term for a group of men
ah
best salesman
Typed that before I saw your message but okay big guy.
he can make me a big shot

why is he so
he doesn't look trustable in the slightest
how do i say it
Silence
jolly?
-# not
bouncing?
Silliness?
its like furry dance
what im telling the truth!
London ain't the entire UK my guy.
he looks like those boykisser furry things that do those silly dances
No the entire UK is English I thought
England is interchangeable with UK right?
no
he's being sarcastic
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The uk is English, Welsh, Northern Irish, and Scottish, the only people who say mandem are "road men" londonders.
bro is a fish
such a sad song
the only place where russian can open up his soul
Counter Strike
wait
WHAT ABOUT THE MANX SKEAB LOME
does this server ban the word
Catboy pfp, ignore what he says
i couldn't write it
Whe heyl is that
Something from Manchester is all I can gleam
Your pfp leads me to believe you're from Manchester.
Or brighton
which man are we talking about and why is he a chester
when are they going to make a definitive edition of gta 4 💔
Man chest? 😍
careful what you wish for
no i dont think that is going to be a good idea
yeah sure
the gta trilogy de had UGLY models
but this is gta FOUR
if gta 4 had a definitive edition
it would look like models from gta 5
or gta 6 even
Definitive editions almost never update models
id rather have peak grim dark toned original gta 4 than 10 fps cartoony bright definite edition gta 4
6th gen console infrastructure is so well understood that they released the trilogy for IOS. GTA IV is a different beast altogether.
Anything with the name definitive edition is a remaster at best, just some tweaked lighting and maybe bug fixes
You're telling me... you don't want a model of THIS Niko?
ok I take that back
i do but they wont go with this model
this Niko is ugly asf
Prove me wrong.
looksmaxxing niko ahh
not all companies
i agree with the remastard part most of the times its just a remastered
i go slee chat goob night
the only exception i can think of is mafia 1
More like you can't.
Mafia 1 is really good
goodnight spade
true
Every definitive edition I've ever played has been akin to skyrim special edition.
All the dlc and base game bundled into one with some upscaled or tweaked shit for newer machines.
yeah
Yeah those OG Tomb Raider remasters are more meaningfully different from their originals than a lot of definitive editions
spoilance with props>>>>
Cough bioshock cough.
The way I see definitive editions is just being cheaper than buying the original version with all dlc.
every remaster so far is just old game with more modern visuals and less optimization and new bugs
Or to word it better... The cheapest way to get the game with all dlc.
There's also a difference between remasters and remakes, wish more people knew this.
the way i like to imagine remakes are basically new games with the story of old games
I wish this was the case
same story same characters same setting
havent played many remakes though
(i literally played only 1 remake of mafia 1)
i like how halo 2 remaster basically is just the same exact game with better graphics
Play the deadspace remake
thats what a remaster is
Kinda yea, remasters are rereleasd games with some amount it updates or tweaks, remakes are when they redo the entire game from scratch.
The only game I know of that kinda falls in the middle is the oblivion remaster, technically being a remaster since the game runs on the original engine but the graphics being redone completely in unreal 5.
yeah but sometimes I reckon they get tempted to change things..
same game better graphics less optimization same or more bugs
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The halo remasters were unironically some of the remasters with the most difference in graphics between the remaster and original, like they actually changed the textures for halo.
thank you for my daily dose of brainrot gogeta blue
The Halo one was terrible but the Halo 2 one is really good
Halo 2 remaster is my favorite halo game
Well idk, I've only played the first one
ngl, i never played oblivion but id go with the original because i prefer the old character models
Halo 2 one slightly changes the design of the elites but it preserves generally the same kind of artstyle/vibe as the original and doesn't broadly modify the designs of any areas or enemies
Halo Reach had it good with improved visuals
Most remasters are essentially the same game as before but like, the post processing has been refined a bit
By changes the design of the elites I mean very small differences in neon lights or helmet geometry in halo 2
i want to play as a khajjit not a literal lion
FUCKING SAME RAHHHH
also the cutscenes are so good prerendered now its so epic
look at his face beard
moustache
thing
hello everyone, hope you're all doing well
thanks mr moffia I hope youre doing well too
I am, thank you!
now that is a remake
probably
I kind of need to get my drivers license this summer but I dont want to go the DMV
Left image is the average remaster, right image is the average remake.
its a remaster and you can press TAB to toggle between the original graphics and new graphics... its literally THE SAME GAME. you can switch to the old vs new graphics DURING GAMEPLAY
Yea tab right?
I would love shadow of the colossus on pc...
woah
I've wanted to play the game so much
Said every shadow of the colossus player ever.
its a problem for me because I just implusively switch it back and forth every time I see something
ngl, i kinda prefer the original in the first image
I've only ever had nintendo consoles and I'm not going to buy a console for a single game
Unfortunately sotc and bloodborne are never going to pc nomatter how much hope we have.
Demon souls (not the remake) on PC when?
I've heard Demon Souls is especially brutal even compared to darksouls
Yeah everyone does, bioshock remastered was worse than the original
You can run out of healing items

i agree if i can just switch between graphics mid gameplay ill keep doing that shit every 10 seconds
I'll stick with dark souls
LOL I really like how they did it though. They did a good job
Dark souls isn't brutal, I'm not even being a dick like they aren't hard.
If you ever want to play Demons Souls dont play the remake, its abysmal dogshit
I just finished **[Clair Obscur : Expedition 33] **
game broke me ngl.
noted, I appreciate the heads up
Dark Souls is an easy game that punishes you quickly for sloppy mistakes
the only thing the remaster is better at is just the texture quality which can probably be changed by modding the game on pc
Yea basically
Me when I lie about the difficulty of the game that spawned an entire genre of games made to be more difficult than necessary
other people may tell you different, but know... they're wrong..
they're not egregiously difficult but yeah it fucks you up if you make mistakes
which game was that again? deadspace?
Upscaling textures does nothing for visual fidelity
fuck bed of chaos though
Halo 2 remaster
oh ooay
I stop playing after Ornstein and Smough every time
It really isn't hard, there are multiple bosses in each souls game that I've never even died to.
Also I learned tehres a speedrun trick where you can throw firebombs to kill the 2 things on the left and right side without actually having to go thru the arena, it takes like 15 seconds
Good morning all\
that... is amazing to know
wish I knew that before lmao
Is Godfrey the first boss
Yea no glitching either, all u need to do is line up the throw with manually aimed bow and arrow
thats godrick, I dunno how I survived.
Dark souls is only difficult if you don't pay attention to it's game mechanics.
darksouls 2 though I didn't really enjoy
The controls don't help
that chariot boss was cool though
where you have to sprint down the hallway into the alcoves
He got snatched by an alien mid type
Sometimes theyre really janky
The controls, don !!! The controls !!! Gabagool !!!!
The camera is indeed the main antagonist of souls games
Godfrey such a goated boss fr, to the point I gave up.
what is an alcove..
so far ive played 2 souls games, sekiro and ds1
my main obstacle was fear of being hit so i panic and fuck up
Grab attack spam is insane. I hate the bosses in elden ring im gonna be real
Sekiro is such a good fucking game oh my gawd
I hated caelid.
true
i want to replay it
Sekiro the only FS game with good bosses
Sekiro is good but hard, I deadass gave up on it aswell.
Good morning my favorite Lithuanian
Its easier than elden ring
The learning curve in sekiro is fucking amazing too, like you start of soo shit at the game but it beats the skill into you, so much so that the basically impossible boss at the start of the game is no longer impossible simply due to skill alone.
It's about the gabagool becoming the biggest gabagool
"easier than eldenring" I just used a blood build.
Are you tweaking
Nah sekiro just had better bosses.
You still have to do hard dodging with that, but in Sekiro you dont have to worry about that at all, you can just deflect
Dark souls bosses are also good, although many of them are shit.
feels like that on clair [obscur : expedition 33] too
Elden ring is the easiest souls game in general, it just has the hardest bosses near the end and in the dlc
True I liked Iron Golem and O&S but the Elden Ring bosses are all bad except Morgott and Margit
And I only say 'hard' because all they do is spam the same fucking attack over and over and will edge it for ten minutes to wait for you to attack first
One thing that rarely gets mentioned is how most dark souls bosses are really shit and piss easy. Like nobody has ever died to pinwheel
No I actually found Sekiro way easier and enjoyable fighting bosses compared to Elden Ring
Questionable opinion.
i played it like 5 years ago
I hate Caelid fr.
like a small space in a wall
How far did you get in Sekiro
downloaded an easy mode mod
You are quite the specimen. Are games just inverted for you?
Like where I hide my illegal substances
Yea the difficulty curve right before like the last three bosses in elden ring is insane.
yes but not hidden
I gave up after tryna defeat those two immortal Gorillas.
Dead by Daylight is the darksouls of having fun …
TRUE
And I 100% beat all of them on my own.
Totally.
That might be the only shit boss in Sekiro im gonna be real
I thought this was a glaze post
and then I re read it
literally shits on you though.
I almost fucking tweaked out Rali
I never summoned for dark souls, but you bet your ass I used mimic tear in elden ring.

Lmfao
Tbf tho one of the gorillas isnt immortal you can kill her
I made my friend Zach do it for me
what ending did yall want to go for in Elden Ring?
Frenzied Flame
All of them, got all achievements
honestly, its been like two years, I already forgot what the main story is about.
Tarkov can be fun, if you're playing SPT mod
Because fuck BSG
constantly torn between the desire to replay games I've already played, and FINALLY getting through literally any of my backlog
W
there are a good handful of games I need to finish
Samesies, looks stressful and unrewarding
-# I, a zomboid fan says
Its just a clan war between Ashina and the Interior Ministry and they're trying to use this kid's blood to live forever as a weapon in the war and you are trying to protect the kid from being used for the war effort
what ending did you like the most?
good handful more like 80% of my steam library
Lick my nuts Nikita fuck you, fat bastard. 250$ special addition to get an asset flipped axe
I genuinely think sekiro has quite possibly the best gameplay out of any videogame I've ever played, like holy fuck is it good.
Glad that fucker got fired from BSG (i think)
I like extraction shooters but prefer them to be co-op multiplayer
Play ULTRAKILL instead 
FOLLEY
Dunno the witch one?
but then I also don't have people to play them with
I don't have any reapons
can you not
I like how the swordfighting is not realistic but it FEELS realistic when its all going clang and pop.
I think part of it is that sword-wielding enemies actually parry you and it goes into a back and forth like a real duel
Haiii :D
The little witch ending was the first ending I got, the rest of them were just for achievements on new game plus
The devs gave folk permission to download it for free as long as you advertise it to other people to check the game out, but no where is safe to download anymore.
More enthusiasm pls
I really like Expedition 33, it gave me the same dophamine when parrying.
Then again, I'm not a low life so I'd just buy it.
But I also don't wanna spend money
true...
I’m enthused tho !!!
I am pirating ULTRAKILL and generating 500 AI images as we speak so I can achieve maximum artist disrespect per minute
Idk why but I've kinda lost interest in helldivers 2, haven't played it in a while so there's just too much to try and catch up on
so nvm on the idk part lmao
helldiver 2 looks fun, but is it any good in Asian servers? Asian servers are usually a bit quiet in online games.
Weapon customization has held my interestt
ooh maybe
rn I'm kinda just trying to finish up postal 2, but it's honestly kind of a slog
Yeah but idk, I probably will never play ULTRAKILL, not into boomer shooters. Only one I have is 40k Bolt Gun
I can post this now so here
Iunno I’m american 
but china recently publicly praised it so I’d imagine its somewhat decent
the game's customization in general is good i hear
LMAO
I just hope they speak English 😭
Its deadass just bringing your weapon to a mission to level it up, and boom
Ezpz
I can basically pinpoint the exact moment the combat clicked in my head, i was fighting genichiro for the first time ontop of the massive tower, got absolutely demolished on the first phase once or twice like I usually did with sekiro bosses, on the third or fourth attempt I suddenly just started fighting in rhythm with him and absolutely fucked him over, I was flabbergasted.
my plan is to get back to blasphemous and fucking play it for longer than the mountain
Whar
My favorite thing is to bully them into corners where they cant move
Blood is fuel.
Downloading!!!
They made the mistake of adding a mission in Shanghai Chinese players fought tooth and nail and won even though it was going to be a rigged loss
its writing or something
I CAN INSTALL RED DEAD IN TEN
patching whatever
More of a movement shooter to be fair
give me your internet
40k boltgun is so fun
Real
Not gonna happen
Youre all copying John by posting your own quotes
I died so many times for York Supreme
Like Call of Duty?
im gonna steal it
Never forgort
The sekiro bosses went from basically attrition battles to me blocking and striking perfectly like a dance, I loved it so much.
Clair Obscur is so cinematic 🙏
Call of Duty is NOT a movement shooter
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT YOU BOOB
I put a glass of chocolate milk in the freezer, and I immediately forgot about it
now I have a block of chocolate in a cup
It is though you can dive around
I think I will play some total warhammer 2
the music is so damn good 😭
Sword Saint Isshin was really the peak of this imo
Imagine titanfall but with a style meter
So basically black ops 5
not my quotes but quotes nonetheless
Disliked and reported!
she fell for the bait
Ain't fought him yet, I'm actually stuck on the second monk fight, kinda got burned out at that point.
this is so aggressive from a cute pfp 😭
Burned out of videogames in general
It was true to whoever I was saying it to!!! (I forgot)
me....
you said that to me
Vero, why are you a hater 😭
i forgot when or where
EBS is no joking matter, serious condition some people have.
SHE DIDNT SACRAFICE HERSELF TO RA
you expect me to believe that?
i think you suffer from unfunny bitch syndrome
:)
That's fine, I've never attempted to be funny in your presence
???
neevermind
Take your pills unc
i cant speak
She looks like she would be a Thoth enjoyer tho. (another egyptian deity.)
I love unintentionally rage baiting people in youtube comments.
thanks kepon
so your the person I keep seeing in the comments 😭
Dude called me an FN because I replied "So?" to his reply about modern tanks having scouts.
Like bro just send someone out to twerk and distract them
I remember the day it happened as if it were only 26 days ago
All you have to do is say something factually correct.
IM NOT AN UNC
I know
unc.
You're probably like 20. Unc
but she wouldnt get a free kopesh
dude im 16
Kopesh is cool.....
Ill be attending your funeral in a couple years veroo
im either being called an unc or a child, whats up with you people
I said something about DEI being stupid and someone replied to it.
I shut them up by informing them that laws are already in place to prevent workplace discrimination, DEI as a legal system is redundant and a waste of resources.
young unc.
Lil unc
exactly but she wouldnt sacrifice herself
do you guys think chewing on ice cubes daily is normal?
I’m not ever GONNA pumk >:(
im sorry buddy i know how it feels... everyone tells me I sound old and wise, like a wizard/philosopher who's really enlightened..
u no fun
this is me running down every random dog, cat, and rabbit in gta
Its a true!!! Its the truth!!
literally you
Some fucking idiot really went and drafted a legal document that does exactly the same fucking thing as the one that was already in place since the early 70s or 80s.
Oh, chat, I got blocked by the queen of england when I was in highschool because I sent her a picture of a crow smoking.
Don't have the screenshot anymore, that phone got destroyed because it phased through my hand and landed face down on concrete
what are you some kind of cat police smh
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damn
I've seen a cat do this, this is real.
No, that one's mine, you can't have it yet.
HI Vel
what
hi kraut
Vel, could you possibly give Lord Scrotamus a coat?
Who decided to let CaseWillie play the game?
Akimbo you don't know who Lord Scrotamus is and I won't tolerate such disrespect towards the future emperor of New Rome
No, Lord Scrotamus is not obese
if you guys were arrested
what crime would you guys want to commit?
Tax Evasion.
tax evasion
thats caseoh
Brother.
Dude AMD software pisses me off. Fucking refuses to open
no, casewillie is what vel sent
It will be tax evasion
Dude it keeps enabling frame gen and that fucking ruins my frames
jesus christ, dudes can't even play the fucking game anymore
were all in with Tax Evasion lmao.
generating frames takes up performance??
I can't wait to replace this piece of shit AMD card this thing actually pisses me off so fucking much
Frame gen, fluid motion frames, same fucking thing
both ruin my performance
I cannot WAIT to replace this goddamn thing
arent they supposed to give you preformance
what card do you have
I don't really understand the joke.
what diet does Willie have
It's going into a sk e e t machine after, Rest in Piss, RX 7600
2 cockroaches and 1 rat.
Gonna shoot it out of the sky like a clay pidgeon
not eat anything because youre a poor begger diet
does Willie even LIFT?
Yes
what is Willie's PR
GaySex 7600
I want to get a VR later this year. Should I get it?
seems like a decent card i should get one 🤔
It's fake performance, if you already had bad performance it could give the illusion of being better, but if it's not bad, it can only hurt since it itself takes up computer resources.
I mean... it's alright like
Overrated as fuck in my opinion
quest 3 at most lmao. I'd rather spend money on extra battery and games.
fair enough
anything better than my gtx 750 ti
Next card I'm getting is gonna be a 3080. in a couple months
mr Oculus
Probably will have to swap out my power supply
what are your plans for the company
no clue the wattage on it
I gotta save this insult, its too funny ngl
you invented ENGLISH?1/1/
ehhh
true.
undie yourself
what vr egg
hi?
Not you
aw man
Baka
Blyat
Kurwa
Pizzle yanker
Bollocksface
Stupid deer idiot
What are you doing today
Working hard or hardly working
This argument is peak
Im watching a video about rocket artillery....
Unemployed activities
im 17 I dont want to be employed
Sillyhead activities
Employment?
Nah just sillyhead being sillyhead
I make 24 an hour i must earn wealth
Sucks to learn the hard way 24 an hour ain't actually that much
You got some stuff on your nose btw
Might not want cops to see that
Its just flour
I was baking deer biscuits
Disco Devil - Paper Mario: The Origami King OST
Composers: Yoshito Sekigawa, Shoh Murakami, Yoshiaki Kimura, Hiroki Morishita, Fumihiro Isobe
Platform: Nintendo Switch
Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2XjmdkuVL-0sVtW_3fGxhUPx5z0B7NOI
This soundtrack was ripped, edited, and uploaded by Yoshi's VGM for entertainment purposes only...
Kind of scary im ngl
Its peak music :(
It's coming for you, and one day you'll be 47 like @indigo hare and wonder where the time went
We make close to the same 😭
😿
24 an hour was pretty good in 2018 lol
Real though
Now it's nothing
Sad to think people want to keep minimum wage at the federal minimum wage
Thats why Im not employed im going to spend all my time being unemployed for as long as possible..
Well if you have good parents that don't threaten to kick you out if you don't get a job go for it
I would rather die than make $7.25 an hour
Fr bro that can't buy you shit
im 17 why would they kick me out
Unpaid internships are worth more fr
Would look amazing on your cv.
after I graduate college ill get a job... (after I go homeless in europe for a while).
If they get bored
When i turned 18 and graduated high school I wanted some time for myself, my dad told me to find a job or move out so I had to get a job right away. It wasn't the worst thing ever but it still stocked
*sucked
no correge?
Correge?
I’m surprised you remember that, it was so long ago
Nearly 10 years ago
Unc
Nah I wasn't a good student so no scholarships and my parents won't fund anything regarding my future
You forgot a 0 there 🤍
you should join the air force and go to college for free...
I LOVE GETTING NO SCHOLARSHIPS RAHHH !!!!!!!!
DO NOT TAKE THIS GUYS ADVICE CHAT
Coast Guard would probby be preferable
Id rather chop my own face off and feed it to a bear than do anything regarding stocks
Theres no possible way as many people make money from stocks as people who promote it would have you believe.
No
Stocks are just rich people gambling
Stocks only good for long term investment and dividends
Stock market people and crypto bros are scum
💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
For someone to gain money, someone has to loose money, money can't come from nowhere. Think.
I give myself until 30 and we'll see how I feel about life
Do a wilderness run like project zomboid
Bro you are gambling for a living
Sounds like shit odds when getting a job as a 100% chance of making more money than you loose from it.
I'm gonna do a Kurt Cobain like nirvana
My great grandfather was actually a professional gambler too.
Doesnt mean its a good idea
Naur :(
Stock Market simulator
My friend is in the coast guard, he says the training is genuinely brutal
Like more so than other branches
Yeah but its not like you’re gonna get deployed to iraq
True
Join air force and get a sweet desk job.. thats why they call it the "Chair Force"
Give me a neuralink with AI inplanted in it and make it communicate to my brain via the basilar membrane where my brain begins processing sound with Teto's voice so every time someone asks me a question I don't know I can have AI Teto tell me the answer
Join the space force lmfao

Lightsaber mod when?
What does the space force even do lmao
I can confirm these are not the choices available
Manage satellites
What the air force does but with a different name
ill pay someone to make a lightsaber mod
Basically yeah
Question, have you been to Iraq?
is there any real mod support?
😭 😭 😭 😭
Dubai is nothing like Iraq, and I also assume you meant join the military when you said Iraq.
why are there no mods that actually adds new content
It’s a demo </3
Vro..
Hes.. special
i need ligthsabers
Okay its bait lol
What does "mein fuhrer" have to do with it?
You have got to be the 2nd most mentally handicapped specimen ive seen all week
Can confirm this is not a real definition
He trades robux
Egg tug of war?
Bro is a female...
Bro hit a sore spot
Id be concerned if your egg was cooked
That's a memory unlocked
mb no bodyshaming allowed mb guys
I know some people who are my age and play roblox but it honestly never interested me
Thank god you also remember them thangs lol
yeh dont hurt the kids feelings only shumno deserves being insulted for their age
its only good for community organized events that mostly include people over the age of 16
I only play halfsword
I see
You are 141414?
i be sliding on opps in roblox
University of North Carolina
sybau unc
Sybau unc
ok gramps
alright what did i miss is akimbo being socially awkward or somethin?
not really, love ya gramps
Unc is baiting
You missed the stock market conversation
I like baking and cooking a lot and I’ve never burned my food
oh ok, socially awkward, i get it
ill leave em alone then 😛
See unc is baiting
I cook 
LET HIM COOK 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
thought provoking statement
mayv the fire emoji was a bad choic ethere
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Granted, it’s not often I get to, but like I genuinely enjoy making food
I like to do it from scratch if possible
Hasty Generalization Fallacy 
TRUE
He's right
hes probably a zoomer all things considered xd
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like its a goood chance
Last time I was at a millennials home they served microwaved toast with butter
Only gen alpha cooks
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probably cuz theyre poor like the rest of em xd
guys
genuinely baking and cooking are sentimental to me, baking was one of the few things I got to do with my mom before she passed away when I was 4. So it’s always been something I enjoy getting to do
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Thats nice :)
Thats sweet
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Nah man we're good keep em
Not talking to you bro
Not reading allat
im older than you but go off i guess
⚱️
You have the patience of a toddler 
bro how i lost to a guy with a sword but i had a spear
Damn ok
Get in feller
my spear wasent penitrating his skin
you joke bout that shit but i wouldnt mind being turned into a pot
by being bad
Because I am one
Real
c- tier bait, you can do better child
Yeee, thank you! It’s a nice way to keep her memory alive :)
Thank you :)
id be more concerned with you making fun of pre teens than making fun of someone who just doesnt care about you or your passing lmao
buddy projecting hard here
It reeks of “I watch more Rick and Morty than you so I’m smarter >:)”
Man what is this high horse you are on
who knows, he probably typing on his iphone
we should do that one super annoying thing where we all copy paste what he says until he leaves
UNC!!!
God forbid we use contractions that have become common forms of communication with texting or things that are texting adjacent
that used to work before right
As a issue doesn't his eld'r nay less
Anyways I’m gonna go back to drawing, need to finish the legs on this ant
one tap in the ultimate challange and im dead bruh
I didn't even block him we just got that dynamic
Amt :)
Yeah, he "blocked" me
did anyone actually block him? hes kinda docile as is
Amnt 
Me? Or the deer pfp guy
For sure hahahah
Nah he ain't that sensitive probably
nono the new one whos trying to pick up egirls in the halfsword discord. deer is fren far as im concerned
I’m genuinely curious though why this guy is throwing hands with everyone
You're describing me
In order for the cat to become a lion he must first ignore the mice
dont be creepy lol
Never
probably not for a long while, but you got mods gogeta bloo
He cool with me
Probably full release, it's in the works
confirmed
how do i get music perms
how free range is it though actually
is like cyberpunk 2077 level
Aye but a good lion nonetheless
You yap in chat
Customize weapon heads, shaft length, color, etc. etc, like the bannerlord forger probably
: (
Well yeah some weapons are brass, blackened, steel, etc. I just mean metal type, not unrealistically
We're mostly cool except me I'm really unpleasant to talk to
Verily it would appear as the meaning of the tale hast passed over your feeble mind
ok pimp
no worries
I wonder how long the shaft length can be
brb Im going to the store
Punch your little nut sack unc
cant wait for all the ancient time related mods
it's not about the size; it's about the girth
We ain't judge kinks my guy it's all good
I want the leviathan axe and change my model to kratos
You probably have a meatball frozen at the bottom of your freezer
Let's not act like that doesn't exist that very much exists
imagine having multiplayer lightsaber battles omg chat
i cant imagine this game with full mod support
I think you two just got off on the wrong foot
Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great unc is here
You missed a great
Ok unc
You're 2 decades older than him sir
Im deleting your message to make me look better
1783 decades*
Fuck you I love the rules
#game-footage-🎮🎥 message Guys, check this out lmao
It’s okay i like when people break rules
It makes my day more fun
When I get to yell at you and power trip
DAMN
That poor puter
That's lowkey an unironically sad thing to say even as a joke 💔
1901?? Crazy
Thats stupid, don’t be sad about a joke
Smile more
I remember the first time I played roblox, I swear back then you were just put into a server with others and you had a designated plot where you could construct buildings with cubes and shit, there was deadly spikes and stuff. That was ages ago.
Ha ha no balls
Build To Survive Zombies was peak fiction
He has balls they're just dust
Dust balls
De_dust even
Is that what I'm thinking of?
its what I rememberr
1 or 2
I’ve heard of it. I’ve also played games like deus ex and system shock 1 (admittedly the remake) and system shock 2, if that also counts
sounds like someone got their intro to 40k specifically through itehtts
I only really come back to play zomboid and helldivers
Maybe a bit of half sword
I need to finish watching tts
lol thats cute of you to think
How many friends you got on pz
I also really like how they went on to do videos for world of darkness
Your older brother was Woodrow Wilson
Liiiike 4ish
I need to get around to playing thief, I have the series in my library
You're*
4ish? Are you unsure about one of them?
Can I be 5th-ish
Thank you
cute nontheless daddy chill
Also have splinter cell and the hitman games to get through
hes DOING IT to HIMSELF XD
I forget since I very rarely play online </3
I’ve gotten through part of hitman codename 47, I’m on the mission where you’re in the jungle, I forget where in the world it was
But I did the hong kong missions
someone found the reference
I do wanna get my friends together when 42 MP drops and introduce them to nightmare settings
Granmar is hard for me I only learned to read last year
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CounterSpy_(video_game)
Still waiting for the PC release to this
CounterSpy is a side-scrolling stealth video game developed by American independent studio Dynamighty and published by Sony Computer Entertainment as a cross-buy and cross-save title for the PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, and PlayStation Vita. Subsequently, the game was released on Android and iOS on September 5, 2014.
The games received mixed to...
I’m working my way to it, I know the soundtrack is fucking great. Tbf Jesper Kyd never misses, vermintide 2 and darktide also have fantastic soundtracks
I read 1.8 pages/hour and people say it's bad but I think it's good
I love skaven so much, man
Idk, it's like a core memory of mine that I kept accidentally getting myself killed by placing these down and then either falling into them or the thing I was building would fall on to me because I didn't know how to stop the buildings from acting as physics objects.
Been reading the gotrek and felix books
What does this mean
Skavenslayer is great
ive had zomboid for years and i havent played it yet cuz i wanted multiplayer
He means youre an idot
I’ve been grinding out darktide, finishing my character penances
DAMN
SAME
Already got all 60 veteran penances, and I’m wrapping up my psyker
Cataclysm all levels?
I forgot about those omggg
I get gooder at reading every day
What is idot
Even fortunes of war?
Do you remember y2k
akimbo rn^
There's been like three free dlc since I stopped playing
I don’t much care for the multiplayer
I mostly like doing challenge runs
Zomboid gets boring for me by myself
Yea i got hard carried though that level
Setting goals is super really very important
Think so.
Yeah
Ampueate limbs
