general-catfish-🐱🐟

[stone copper]

.

[gusty geode]

barry from coventry, 53, bricklayer would like a word

[stone copper]

well thats a fumble

[idle crest]

"Nah just don't really like em me".

[stone copper]

bricklayers have some mouths on them

[untold wraith]

Fumble deez 😔🙏

[stone copper]

bro hit the oldest trick in the book

dayum

[static temple]

we live in a country that all of us are mixed some of are kurds some of are turk some of are from balkan so we are always racist to eachother and we dont get offended so we think foregeiners dont get offended too

[gusty geode]

every middle aged british man called barry or colin is like the most caricatured version of UK racist people

but they exist

[untold wraith]

Turkey sandwich 😱

[static temple]

yes

please

[stone copper]

both of my great grandparents are alive and you can imagine what they have to say

[static temple]

turki

[static temple]

frotnt

ftornerk

[idle crest]

You don't know racism until you've spoken to a South African.

[wild iron]

indeed

[stone copper]

ive met 2 and only 1 of them was racist

[gusty geode]

i mean everywhere has its racists but we cant let a few bad apples spoil the barrel

[stone copper]

the other guy i thought he was an aussie for like 2 weeks

[idle crest]

Non racists are the minority in South Africa

[stone copper]

then he said hes south african when i asked him what the outback was like lmao

[merry wyvern]

RHS Status Quo is so cooked, one of the devs left and now 90% of the camo patterns are just replaced with Multicam

[gusty geode]

my favourite line is "mhmhmhmmhmhmmmhmhmhmhmhmmmm"

[idle crest]

Did only one of them actually live there?

[merry wyvern]

Why would they even replace them if they had to remove them, just remove the other camo patterns and keep the ones that didn't belong to the other dev

What the fuck were they thinking

[stone copper]

no idea never asked em

[merry wyvern]

"Let's just keep this labed as ATACS-FG despite it being replaced by multicam because one of our guys left and that was his texture"

• RHS devs

[idle crest]

Ive spoken to alot of South Africans and all of the South Africans who actually live there are absolutely diabolical.

[stone copper]

yeah ive heard stories

and fuck me they sound wild

both of the south africans i knew hated the place

[idle crest]

Have you seen the security measures in the housing there?

[stone copper]

nah

bad?

[idle crest]

You gotta have like locked gates, security cameras, alarms

[gusty geode]

i think a lot of south africans are still plagued by apartheid and its backwards ideologies

[stone copper]

dont suppose the police do much over there

[stone copper]

what is that?

[idle crest]

Mainly plagued by extreme levels of violence

[gusty geode]

ill let you look it up as to not bring it into chat too much but it was pretty bad, its what nelson mandela fought against

[idle crest]

Whole streets in joberg where you just can't step foot or else you'll 100% get cut up.

[stone copper]

yeah places like that you need iron

[idle crest]

You just don't go there at all.

[stone copper]

dont intend to

still though theres some fucken dodgy places where im from

[idle crest]

South Africa is on a whole league of its own

[stone copper]

yeah law and order is just a phrase over there

you would think the richest man in the world would wanna fix his roots but he just wants to leave

cut em off and fly away to mars

[idle crest]

How would he fix that

[stone copper]

private security and funding the government

maybe clean it up a bit too

[idle crest]

You can't just fix a shithole country with monies

[gusty geode]

maybe perhaps we dont get TOO into this though

[stone copper]

true you need time and monies

[gusty geode]

otherwise the politik gods will smite thee

[stone copper]

yeah this is dodgy waters

seen any good movies lately?

[idle crest]

I'd still answer no if you said "seen any movies lately?"

[stone copper]

real

ive seen about 10 movies this month and 2 of em were good

[idle crest]

I literally havent seen one

I didn't know any movies came out

[stone copper]

never really was a movie guy but it dawned on me until i got burned out

cus i just knew the plot for every movie shits so generic

[sand zinc]

i find it funny that this convo went from fashion, to racism, to movie plots. Lmao great community

[stone copper]

dont forget the bugs

[sand zinc]

ah right

[idle crest]

People call me a movie snob but movies have genuinely no substance anynore. The plots are always utterly predictable and reused, visual effects are just cgi and not even good cgi.

[stone copper]

and it all boils down to one thing

corporate greed ;P

2pac my goat

[idle crest]

Actually that furiosa movie was good. Not that new anymore though.

[drowsy finch]

CIS should have won the clone wars tbh

[idle crest]

I like a move with action that actually has some meat on its bones

Instead of just cgi explosions and jump cut fighting

[gusty geode]

stormcloak good (IM KIDDING)

[stone copper]

the problem with the movies nowadays is they are all for kids and are made as cheap as possible

[restive trench]

i won the clone war

[static temple]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-yakuza-crying-kiryu-crying-sad-kiryu-gif-11024969271347824421

[stone copper]

some of them have good action scenes but then they just put some cheesy joke to ruin that shit

[idle crest]

This is exactly the kind of mentality that gets your money in their pockets

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-toilet-scene-hank-revealing-gif-18042867

[stone copper]

i like my movies on the seven seas

shits not worth paying to watch anymore

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming-daniel-larson-gif-13678970250826836743

[idle crest]

It really isn't

[stone copper]

yeah i got a pass that lets me watch movies for free in my local cinema

it got old

very fast

before the second payment was even due kinda fast

went with the lads

[idle crest]

I can find more fun things to do than watching a shitty movie and paying loads for the displeasure

[stone copper]

yes mate it was just me in every cinema by myself

[idle crest]

Most recent movies aren't worth the time it takes to watch them nevermind the money it costs

[cosmic rain]

It's too late

[stone copper]

KoTH reference

[cosmic rain]

Yes you disgusting wobbist

[rapid bear]

I love going to theatres

esp if the sound is designed for theatres

hi gurt

[idle crest]

Also American culture has infected the UK and now idiots shout during cinema screenings.

[stone copper]

americanisation is everywhere

[idle crest]

Yea i fucking hate it

[stone copper]

my lil bro spoke with an american accent until he was 7

[trim copper]

will me not being a wobbist change anything

[rapid bear]

LMAO

where are you from??

[stone copper]

northern ireland

[spark quartz]

I don't have any reapons

[rapid bear]

😭 HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

too much youtube??

[cosmic rain]

yes, embrace the wobba ways

[stone copper]

too much youtube

[rapid bear]

thats hilarious

im deadd

[idle crest]

A guy in my town has a super thick Scottish accent but his son sounds American.

[rapid bear]

god bless america

[spark quartz]

YOU'RE FROM IRELAND?! @gusty geode FIGHT THIS PERSON RIGHT NOW

[cosmic rain]

USA USA USA 🇺🇸

[trim copper]

no i don't believe in it

[stone copper]

hahahah this one doesnt get it

eh?

[cosmic rain]

then sybau unc

[gusty geode]

scottish people have very strong friendships with northern irish people

[stone copper]

we are one the same

[spark quartz]

He said you are stinky

[stone copper]

literally im an ulster scot

[sand zinc]

Listen.. to a Willie choking to death on his own blood as he had his throat opened by me.

[stone copper]

nah i didnt....

[spark quartz]

Erm, yes you did

[stone copper]

you said you wouldnt rat me out

[spark quartz]

That's true

Mb gang

[cosmic rain]

unc 🤭

[neat tundra]

why is it so small

[gusty geode]

we make fun of eachother, they call us sheep herding vikings and we make jokes about [my lawyer advised i should not finish this joke]

[wanton portal]

That's what she said

[stone copper]

finish it...

[idle crest]

Shitty folk songs?

[gusty geode]

nah scots and northern irish are good friends i feel like

[stone copper]

you have an ulster mans permission to say it lenny

[gusty geode]

wrong ireland

[sand zinc]

so only the audio is there, idk how to only record audio

[spark quartz]

I've got Scottish and Irish heritage but I'm not Scottish or Irish in the sense that I live there (although I'd love to 😞)

[idle crest]

It probably applies to both

[spark quartz]

Hahaha

[wanton portal]

Do you drink beer while holding an axe while also blowing on a bagpipe

[stone copper]

you really wouldnt

[idle crest]

• said every American ever.

[stone copper]

its a shithole in norn iron

[gusty geode]

something something biscuit tin something something

[stone copper]

i was expecting up the ra but thats good too

[spark quartz]

Believe me bro anything looks better than America rn

Hell my last name is Scottish

[wanton portal]

I want half sword campaign

[idle crest]

Siberia?

[gusty geode]

bit cold for my liking but why not

[sand zinc]

HS Speedrun, but Im God.

[stone copper]

ever heard of a little thing called the troubles my dear man

its why you dont wanna live here

[hybrid horizon]

i just det the best clip for today

pls react

please critiuqeeqwe

[stone copper]

ngl i fw alaska alot

its where i wanna be

[idle crest]

"a bit cold" brother if someone asks to be let into your home late in the day in siberia and you refuse, you get done for attempted murder.

[stone copper]

or maine

maine or alaska is the end of my road

where ill pull over and make camp yano

[spark quartz]

I know an Irish fella in a different chat and he's mentioned this, is that a time period or a group of people

[hybrid horizon]

react pls :C

[echo kernel]

im gonna be near maine

my base is literally on this weird border between both

[gusty geode]

but the troubles is a bit too...

[stone copper]

well essentially it was just a really big gang war

[gusty geode]

POLITIK

[stone copper]

haha

[sand zinc]

"How long do you want your sword to be?"
kor:
"YES"

[hybrid horizon]

yay

but

[spark quartz]

Haha I'm in America I'm basically used to that

[idle crest]

"The troubles" is exactly what I image a country full of people who constantly complain to name a period of history.

[hybrid horizon]

thats not my longset sword john

[gusty geode]

i guess it was a while back but the effects are still there

[stone copper]

hahaha so true

they were quite troublesome

[gusty geode]

john? sword? john halfsword confirmed

[idle crest]

We are still effected by the fall of Rome.

[sand zinc]

cool reply, anyway, watch willie fall and be jumped on.

[stone copper]

were still effected by a woman eating an apple

[gusty geode]

you know what i mean

[wild iron]

finally...

50 cars in gta garage full

grind is hard bruh

[stone copper]

i can give you my account with inf money if you want bro

i dont use it anymore

[wanton portal]

https://open.spotify.com/track/54yn9GmPnetM8d7IlwhWpA?si=i-1-mtWUR8OpoX8yxsrFRg

[wild iron]

i use cayo perico glitch i got 50m rn

im chilling

[idle crest]

I love how alot of shit going on right now requires knowledge in ancient history to know why it's happening now.

[gusty geode]

chaingang of 1975 better smh

[stone copper]

cayo perico glitch?

[wild iron]

its not the money its about finding good cars

replay glitch

[stone copper]

that brings me back to the office days

car storage glitch

i made bank and my friends made ban appeals lol

[wild iron]

Whats that

[hybrid horizon]

johnny. **THIS ** is my LONGEST sword.

[earnest tapir]

ALIEN DOXX #001

[wanton portal]

Sleepwalking sounds like midnight city

[wild iron]

and laggiest pc

[stone copper]

duping hypercars for infinite profit

[idle crest]

The people of Ireland getting ready to out-complain the entire rest of the world combined.

[gusty geode]

yessss i love midnight city

m83 slaps

[wild iron]

yeah money aint the problem, just ran outta cars to buy

[hybrid horizon]

how so

[stone copper]

we live in a shitehole can you blame us

[sand zinc]

jesus that boi long

[hybrid horizon]

yeha

[stone copper]

nah you dont buy them they are cargo

[wild iron]

the settings

[wild iron]

im talking about my garage

[stone copper]

oh

[hybrid horizon]

what settings

[stone copper]

i filled my office with 3 layers of cars

tuners, hyper and sleeper

[idle crest]

Yeah you but you lot act like yer the only ones in a shithole.

[wild iron]

i have like 6 garages

[hybrid horizon]

DAMN

[wild iron]

idk what im gonna do

[hybrid horizon]

6??

[wild iron]

6

[stone copper]

hey man ill be the first to admit that england is a shithole

[hybrid horizon]

6??

[wild iron]

maybe 7 or 8

let me check actually

[stone copper]

but i wont let anyone damage the image of our wonderful uk

[hybrid horizon]

VROO 😭

WHYY

[idle crest]

Well of course you'd say that.

[wild iron]

properties

[hybrid horizon]

oh

[stone copper]

confusing me with my southern neighbors

[idle crest]

England is brilliant unless you live in a city anyway

[stone copper]

oh no doubt

[hybrid horizon]

i thought you meant irl 🤣

[wild iron]

oh nah

lol

[idle crest]

Every city is shit so who cares

[wild iron]

that would be insane

[stone copper]

the uk in general has the nicest natural environment of most countries

imo anyway

[idle crest]

Birmingham is unironically probably nicer than 90% of American cities at least. And Birmingham is our SHIT city

[wanton portal]

FLASH FM
Im Toni and flashing you baby
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7dKunw6i8S8cqF8DOANExj?si=xQ9pcxuGQWeHD97m0_YKEQ&pi=1_8AFsOFSG6jo

[stone copper]

shit i wouldnt even consider birmingham english anymore

[hybrid horizon]

i was like "WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY NEED THAT MANY GARAGES FOR"

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil675-gif-2877674803769001259

[stone copper]

love this guy

[idle crest]

Demographics wise it literally isn't.

[hybrid horizon]

maybe tahts why then

[stone copper]

londons worse

[wild iron]

prolly cars i guess

that'd be insane now that i think about it

[hybrid horizon]

:C

[violet garden]

🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 THE FUCK YOU SAY?! 🦅

[stone copper]

oinky starmer really shit on the show

[wild iron]

imagine the drive, driving across the city just to get into another car lol

[stone copper]

also lenny i am not politik dont murder me please

[idle crest]

Oliver Cromwell was better ngl

[stone copper]

mate even boris was better

and that guys a fucking comedian

[idle crest]

Boris could do a mean tackle

[stone copper]

hes a unit aye

wouldnt wanna piss him off

[idle crest]

Starmer can't even punch an inanimate bag

[stone copper]

starmer cries at even the thought of throwing a punch

[violet garden]

I prefer Abraham Lincoln

[gusty geode]

were steering back into politics again

[stone copper]

just some slander about our glorious leaders

[drowsy finch]

Shoot him! Shoot him!

[idle crest]

https://youtu.be/-tynSZLvDgg?si=sQyKQK8R-XaBl8wZ

Check this absolute monster out, look how he demolished this punching bag.

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-undisputed-nope-funny-face-gif-536487951695337499

[violet garden]

o7 OORAH IT WILL BE DONE

[stone copper]

fucking iron starmer over here

lmao

[idle crest]

Iron starmer lmaooo

[gusty geode]

was this directed at me? (please say yes)

[idle crest]

Balls of mercury

[stone copper]

i reckon big nige and kier sort it out in the ring

winner gets pm

id pay to watch that

lots

[idle crest]

Nigel would gnaw his fuckin ears off.

[stone copper]

nigels one of us mate course he would

[violet garden]

Directed at the brits et al…

[stone copper]

hes an englishman

well im not english but you get my point

[violet garden]

I’ve been saying this. All governments should have elected officials chosen in the ring

[idle crest]

You see how short starmer is?

[stone copper]

count binface vs boris johnson

theres a fight id see

[idle crest]

I don't think a man that short should be allowed to run for pm

[stone copper]

hes a wee dwarf hahaha

[idle crest]

Theres no way he doesn't have a napoleon complex

[violet garden]

“You must be this tall to use this ride” political take here

[idle crest]

Yes

[stone copper]

course he does he wants complete control

[drowsy finch]

OOORAHHH

[stone copper]

oohh ahhh up the ra

[idle crest]

Would never want a short person as pm because they just want power innit.

[stone copper]

this is my favourite video of all time

cheers for the gif

[idle crest]

There's a better one.

[stone copper]

aye its like that bloke from game of thrones

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/george-washington-president-america-july4-gif-14487768

[violet garden]

It is absolutely hilarious

[stone copper]

that one was good but i cant stand brainrot

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/incredibles-edna-no-politics-gif-25375116

[drowsy finch]

John Manager ??

At this time of day !!

[wild iron]

mute him!

https://tenor.com/view/tekashi-tekashi69-69-sixnine-6ix9ine-gif-17500772

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-2375696290766999196

[hardy sparrow]

Hello guys, how can i pick up weapons?)

[spark quartz]

Alt f4

[trim copper]

e if you want to pick up with your right hand q if you want to pick up with your left hand, if its a two handed weapon pressing either e or q will pick up and place it on both hands

[stone copper]

with hands my dear man

[hardy sparrow]

i can`t type it, can you show me screen how to do it?

[spark quartz]

Yeah sur- wait a minute

[hardy sparrow]

i tried pressing and even crounching but it doesn`t work

ok thanks, i will try

[trim copper]

read this #general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[idle crest]

"Short people abuse power"

Gets muted for exposing short people.

I think we found the short guy.

[stone copper]

sorry bossman wont happen again 🙏

im keeping my nose clean fried i think we both should

[idle crest]

"I don't want to look like a normal human anymore, make me look like I've stapled someone else's face over mine."

[stone copper]

that meme from a year or 2 ago ruined plastic surgery for me

i mean i wouldnt be getting it in the first place but still

it was some silent hill shit i swear

dr kim i think it was

[idle crest]

Everyone who gets plastic surgery is trying to look like exactly the same person I swear.

[wanton portal]

Did my gif getd eleted

[stone copper]

im waiting for cybernetic technology before i do anything life changing

id rather have a robot arm or smth over looking like i just came out of a ps1 game

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-vent-sus-yeet-orange-gif-26890070

[idle crest]

Yea im gonna borg myself up

Biig time.

[stone copper]

adam smasher level borg?

speaking of cyberpunk 2077 its so fire

the hate is so forced

[idle crest]

Fuck yeaaaa

[idle crest]

Who even hates it anymore

Games bitchin

[wanton portal]

Bitching?

[uneven crest]

cyberpunk was always going to be a fun game, but the development was so rushed

[wanton portal]

Thats a new word

[stone copper]

there would be a point where you wouldnt even be human anymore

thats what i would be scared of

[stone copper]

ten years i can see why the board wanted it out but i see what you mean

[wanton portal]

Hoping gta 6 on release or early access isn't the same

[stone copper]

ngl i hope it is cus it means theres gonna be online money glitches

counting on it for a nice headstart

[uneven crest]

unfortunately releasing a game broken and buggy seems like the standard for a lot of companies :<

[stone copper]

not rockstar

[wanton portal]

Speaking of online
How the fuck is rockstar going to transfer all of our cars and businesses to gta 6's online?

[stone copper]

they make the best games there are without a doubt

[stone copper]

youre joking right?

[wanton portal]

I want to keep my cars

I just recently got Trevors truck in online

[stone copper]

the bohdi?

fire

[wanton portal]

Yeah

[stone copper]

but nah they wont transfer prog

maybe level

just maybe

but i doubt it

[wanton portal]

That sucks

[stone copper]

they will likely compensate people but dont expect much

maybe a shirt or a minigun like that one time :p

[wanton portal]

When do you think gta 5's online servers are shutting down?

Just like how gta 4's shut down

[stone copper]

when it stops running a profit id imagine

thats all it really boils down to

still though imagine if they did transfer

i would love to ride my broomstick around vice city

[idle crest]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-smasher-babygirl-cyberpunk-cyberpunk-2077-edgerunners-gif-14888203317905019128

[stone copper]

smashy smashy

im actually about to kill him in 77

going down the silverhand route

my guy

[idle crest]

"Gta5 servers"...

It's peer to peer.

[stone copper]

actually its clientside

[idle crest]

Based that was the ending I did.

[stone copper]

who wouldnt? you get a free 911 and a best friend for life

if he dies or not idk dont spoil it for me

[idle crest]

Clientside is not the correct term, peer to peer is.

Clientside is just the reference point

[stone copper]

oh

i gave up on ict im helpless at coding and allat

im good with my hands so naturally im gonna be an hgv tech

[idle crest]

Gta 5 only uses servers to matchmake, the online game itself isn't run on servers.

[stone copper]

they will shut them down eventually

[idle crest]

Best ending that's all I'll say

[stone copper]

looking rough though the ratios 70/50/45

[idle crest]

Very unlikely, most peer to peer games don't shut down their servers.

[stone copper]

i mean the matchmaking ones

[idle crest]

All of them use matchmaking, matchmaking is how you're able to see games

[stone copper]

i thought it was used to triangulate where u are and where the closest server was

[idle crest]

Without a server you wouldn't be able to see any games to join.

But the games themselves aren't run on servers

[stone copper]

reminds me of ubisoft saying we dont technically own games

for some reason

i mean we dont its the licenses at the end of the day but thats so scummy

[idle crest]

Incase you don't know a server is a dedicated computer used as a host for communications between computers. The server tells you what games you can join and tells your computer how to join them, once you've joined the game your computer is connected directly to the other players computers, there is no intermediary.

[stone copper]

good to know

thats basically a more in depth version of what i learned about in GCSE ICT

[idle crest]

This is contrary to games like call of duty where the match itself is also run on a server.

[stone copper]

yeah i got that drilled into my head

[zinc moth]

How do we tell him

[stone copper]

all of the ragequits cus i couldnt connect to the server hahaha

or whatever Bo3 said again

[idle crest]

Error 403 or something

Iirc

[stone copper]

man that was the worst feeling on high round zombies

seeing that fucken plug icon

[idle crest]

Yep

"get fucked nerd"

[stone copper]

"are you enjoying your cod zombies experience? yes? well gfy have a connection error on us!"

techs getting so good problems like that will seem ancient

[idle crest]

You already know I cheated myself infinite gobblegums

[stone copper]

oh man i wanted to jailbreak my ps4 so bad

[spark quartz]

Hey my fella in another server who's Irish said he would win after I said you two should fight to the death

[stone copper]

where did he grow up

[spark quartz]

Lemme ask em

[idle crest]

Donegal

[stone copper]

id cave their dome in

pampered life in donegal

all i ever hear about

got a few mates there solid lads

[idle crest]

Idk I just know there's a place there called donegal

[stone copper]

its in ulster but it belongs to ireland for whatever reason

i dont really care tbf

im not secterian

[idle crest]

Whats ulster?

[stone copper]

one of the four regions of ireland

theres munster, ulster, leinster and connacht

then they all have sub regions and so on

[idle crest]

Oh is it that Northern bit of Ireland that's more north than northern Ireland?

[stone copper]

we dont really use it we just ask what town people are from

[stone copper]

i had an aneurism trying to read that but yes and no

i just noticed that myself

why is southern ireland more north than

NORTHERN IRELAND

[spark quartz]

He didnt tell me where he grew up lol

So

[idle crest]

Imagine

[spark quartz]

He said youre prolly a product of lurgan

[stone copper]

im a product of carrickfergus and hes welcome to come and have a tour

[idle crest]

I'm so glad the Irish didn't name any towns here.

Jesus christ.

[stone copper]

cant be worse than fucken Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

what were the welsh thinking

[gentle juniper]

What time is it for you guys?

[idle crest]

Nah I like Welsh names more than Irish

[spark quartz]

"Yo whoever invades here wouldn't know what the fuck this place is called"

[stone copper]

5 past 9 pm

[stone copper]

sounds about right

but who would wanna invade wales lmao

[spark quartz]

He said he'd pay not to go 😭

[stone copper]

its personal now you gotta add us both to a gc

i need a word with this man

[spark quartz]

I'll see if he's down to come 😭

[stone copper]

nah bro they cant even get the letter Y right

[spark quartz]

He doesn't want to

[stone copper]

all bark no bite as i expected from a southerner

[idle crest]

The Normans, the romans, the vikings, etc.

[stone copper]

fair

[stone copper]

pls tell him that btw

[spark quartz]

Just did

[stone copper]

i would appreciate it dearly

my guy

[idle crest]

Probably the Spanish too if they, yknow, didn't fail miserably.

[spark quartz]

He said this

"I'm not even from the south, I just don't want to speak to someone from Carrickfergus 😂"

[wild iron]

erm and germ

[stone copper]

still all bark no bite

[stone copper]

true

big up big lizzo the first

and second lizzo rip

[alpine sphinx]

Any way to get infinite slomo?

[idle crest]

Spanish tried invading Britain like 3 fuckin times and failed each time.

[stone copper]

also regarding the first thing he said i would defo win a fight to the death

no diff

[stone copper]

speaks volumes dont it?

[spark quartz]

😭

[stone copper]

no diff

[spark quartz]

That was too funny

[stone copper]

i never gave a formal response

[spark quartz]

I insighted beef between servers and between Irish people 😭

[stone copper]

that is bitch activity as we call it in carrick

major bitch points if youre that guy from gta

[idle crest]

What can I say, whatever you can do, the British, Germans, or Italians can probably do it better.

[stone copper]

anyone who gets that reference drinks are on me

[stone copper]

dont forget the japanese

their cars are built to LAST

[idle crest]

What do the Japanese do better?

Nah germans are the car guys

[stone copper]

ive worked on german cars a long time trust me they are shite

bmw anyway

[idle crest]

Germans muther fuckin invented cars.

[stone copper]

you can create the method but not the master

[idle crest]

Volkswagen is best

[stone copper]

das auto

yeah ill give them that polos and golfs are fucken tanks on eco wheels

[idle crest]

Japan is not a chad country.

[stone copper]

realistically they will probably make cyborgs first

they are literally fucking living in 2077

[idle crest]

Nah that's China

[stone copper]

i doubt it

[idle crest]

China is and has always been ahead of everyone else

[stone copper]

they cant even build EV's right

but they could suprise us all

[idle crest]

Electric vehicles are shite anyway

[stone copper]

aye 100%

hydrogen powered cars are the future

[idle crest]

Dumb fuckin concept

[zenith dirge]

weebs when they go to japan and find out its full of weirdos and depressed people rather than anime girls and warriors

[stone copper]

every country has weirdos and depressed people

[neat tundra]

some have more of one than they do the other

[idle crest]

Weebs going to Japan realising that everyone has the same hair and eye colour.

[stone copper]

true!

take murica for example

kidding please dont kill me

[sullen garnet]

I was about to continue the joke, but i like this server xD

[neat tundra]

everyone in america is in a death cult, yes.
we have the weirdos.

[chilly saffron]

ok so like do we catfish people here

imagine being so ugly you need to catfish

lol

[violet garden]

🦅

[chilly saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[stone copper]

most of the time its not about looks

[chilly saffron]

lol

[stone copper]

mostly phishing or scams

[zenith dirge]

wait till they find out that not everyone there is under the age of 30

[chilly saffron]

enbedd fail

[stone copper]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[chilly saffron]

imagine being so broke you gotta scam people

[stone copper]

hey hey now i didnt disrespect you

[neat tundra]

billion dollar companies scam people all the time

[idle crest]

I love modern innovation. Someday some scientist or engineer will make headlines like this

"instead of generating energy on a site and storing it in an unstable battery, scientist explains how new innovation allows cars power to be generated inside of car."

[stone copper]

i used to be on the adopt me scam hustle when i was younger

so fire

after school me and bro would just sit and pull the heists of the century

on a whatsapp call hahahah

[violet garden]

I don’t scam people because I’m broke I scam people out of the love of the game

[idle crest]

"new innovation, air powered boats. Environmentally friendly. "

[stone copper]

what about water powered airplanes?

[chilly saffron]

ew

[lime harness]

looking at africans making aircraft is like watching the wright brother's doing trials before the kittyhawk

your heart is in the right place and you got the spirit, just a few more changes

[idle crest]

We put large eco sheets on top of the boat which catch air, the air pushes the boat forward removing a need for an engine, thus helping the environment.

[chilly saffron]

just make everything electric and nuclear

thats it

now die techbro

https://tenor.com/view/skull-ghost-rider-fire-motorcycle-gif-15903972

😭

i forgor

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-piracy-great-pirate-era-gif-25153663

[stone copper]

literally who buys anything anymore

[idle crest]

Guys if we put a combustion engine INSIDE THE CAR it'll be more efficient.

[lime harness]

yeah we wanted to make a nuclear powered aircraft before

then we realized putting a nuclear reactor into a plane that has issues keeping it's combustion internal might be a bad idea

[stone copper]

just look at chornobyl!

[chilly saffron]

yea thats becvause the engineers were weak

[idle crest]

Nuclear combustion?

[chilly saffron]

NOW WE STRONG

[stone copper]

so much potential profit

off nuclear disaster

[chilly saffron]

yea right like what

nuclear does not combust

@lime harness dumb

[stone copper]

nuclear fission

is the term i think

idk but that shit likes to get HOT

how would they cool it 30 thousand feet in the air?

[lime harness]

more like the reactor would be fueling or "powering" the engines, the issue is the engines at high altitudes, did not enjoy being, at high altitudes

it was an experiment using the B-36 peacemaker

[idle crest]

The awful disaster where no nuclear explosion actually took place in any capacity?

[stone copper]

you mean to tell me reactor 4 was just a really big explosion

[lime harness]

lemme try to find it

[stone copper]

that just so happened to irradiate half of europe?

[chilly saffron]

it was human error

[idle crest]

No it was a mildly sized gas explosion at best

[chilly saffron]

the soviets didnt follow any protocols

[stone copper]

fair nuff

[lime harness]

peacemaker not keeper

srry

[stone copper]

was probably intentional too

[chilly saffron]

fukushima was even worste but people are already living close to the plant and the plant is working again

[violet garden]

They shot the elephant’s foot with an AK at one point which is awesome

[stone copper]

you can live in chornobyl and be fine

[chilly saffron]

the french and japanese now their nuclear

[stone copper]

theres residents who never left

[idle crest]

Irradiates half of Europe in tbe same way the sun Irradiates half of Europe.

[stone copper]

the difference between alpha gamma and beta radiation

the sun is alpha and chornobyl is beta i think?

could be gamma

[idle crest]

Fukushima was a fuckin tsunami that happened to hit a nuclear reactor, like one person died as a result of the nuclear disaster at most.

[stone copper]

yeah the radiation was all taken away by the nice big wave

[lime harness]

the NB-36H Crusader that was the plane

[stone copper]

thanks hydrogen

[lime harness]

a nuclear powered peacemaker

[idle crest]

Gamma is electromagnetic radiation, alpha and beta are atomic decay

[violet garden]

The core of earth is very warm why not use this for the energy? Strange.

[stone copper]

pretty sure the borehole was dug for that very purpose

[stone copper]

fair nuff

[idle crest]

No it was a big wave that killed a shit tonne of people, as big waves do, and the nuclear plant took all the credit.

[violet garden]

“Boring”hole. Dig deeper
Perhaps?

[stone copper]

sure the wave wasnt happy about that

i sure as shit wouldnt be

[stone copper]

exactly mate dig the fun hole

[merry wyvern]

They did.

It was a mechanical failure, exasperated by ego.

[lime harness]

well not nuclear powered just yet, they wanted to see if it could even carry a reactor, which it could, because it's got 6 foot fuggin wing root, then we realized putting a functioning nuclear reactor in a plane prone to violent engine fires.. not a good diea

[violet garden]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[merry wyvern]

It exploded because the arresting rods were tipped with graphite I believe

[stone copper]

it was a chain of coincidences that lead to reactor 4 shutting down

key staff were not in or laid off im pretty sure

operators and such

[merry wyvern]

It's the fault of their manager

[stone copper]

no doubt

[merry wyvern]

He ordered them to push the reactor

And then by the time they thought to stop it, it was too late

[stone copper]

its what happens when you fuck around and find out with nuclear

[merry wyvern]

The graphite tipped arresting rods only made it worse

[idle crest]

Chernobyl explosion was a gas explosion due to water vapor getting too hot inside reactor 4 because they tried to run an unauthorised test which lead the nuclear fuel rod to continue heating the water up faster than it could cool down, leading to an over expansion of gas.

[merry wyvern]

And thus kaboom

[stone copper]

honestly i think chornobyl needed to happen to remind the world how dangerous nuclear things are

cus eventually corners would be cut

[merry wyvern]

And the crazy part is, if they hadn't hit the emergency stop, it probably wouldn't have exploded

[stone copper]

and that never goes well

[idle crest]

Nuclear power isn't dangerous.

[indigo hare]

The very point is nuclear things aren’t dangerous.

[merry wyvern]

Nuclear power is only as dangerous as the idiots running it

[stone copper]

use em wrong and they are

[merry wyvern]

Same with firearms, cars, swords

Any object really

[idle crest]

Nuclear power plants quite literally kill way less people than basically any other method

[violet garden]

If I nuked you I think you’d be in danger

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/false-gif-10814314758405640492

[stone copper]

speaking of nuclear power plants they are thinking of building a few in the uk

not sure where exactly

i heard theres good money in it

considered it for a while

[violet garden]

Sorry sir

[merry wyvern]

There's good money, clean energy

[silk magnet]

very well paying jobs

[idle crest]

Nuclear energy is literally the greenest and safest way of producing electricity that we currently have.

[merry wyvern]

You can just lock the waste away in a bunker, and it'll become a problem in like a couple million years

[stone copper]

good for the economy as long as the people in charge of the programme dont cut corners

[violet garden]

Batteries?

[stone copper]

and blow up the uk

[karmic nexus]

i remember one of my exes uncles worked at a nuclear plant for over half of his life and then ended up surprised when he got major bouts of cancer

[silk magnet]

I work nuclear refuel0 outages as an electrician

[idle crest]

Alot of people get cancer

[merry wyvern]

Modern batteries have the capacity to just explode at any given moment.

Because of the way the lithium is used within them

[stone copper]

cancer is pretty much guaranteed in life

[idle crest]

Lithium ion batteries, the batteries inside electric cars.

[stone copper]

unless you really try to not get it

even then it will probably come knocking sooner or later

[violet garden]

Not if you make it stronger. Sodium shell.

[idle crest]

Lithium ion batteries can spontaneously combust and they're extremely difficult to put out.

[merry wyvern]

And then what happens when you drop it in water or accidentally get a single drop of water on it

[karmic nexus]

hence why i made sure to emphasize the MAJOR part as your average individual does not end up with the levels of cancer present within him without some sort of exterior sourcing

[merry wyvern]

Sodium, and lithium foil are both violently reactive with water

[violet garden]

?

[violet garden]

Sodium is metal

[merry wyvern]

Sodium metal explodes in water.

[idle crest]

Your car is turned into a firework that doesn't go out.

[violet garden]

It’s metal. Ridiculous. Don’t think that could happen.

[stone copper]

theres more things in this world that give you higher chances of getting cancer than things that dont

[idle crest]

What's major cancer?

[merry wyvern]

Literally everything causes cancer

[stone copper]

i heard they found a cure for pancreatic

would have been nice 2 years ago

[merry wyvern]

Likely not, there's no money in a cure.

It's likely just a better treatment.

Then again I could be wrong.

[idle crest]

Coal power plants and fossil fuels have way higher risks of cancer and illness than nuclear plants

Waaaaay higher

[stone copper]

there wont be a "cure" it will just be a serious of procedures maybe even 1 that will remove it for the most part

cell targeting and the likes

[idle crest]

The amount of deaths each year that are indirectly caused by fossil fuels and coal plants is absolutely fucking absurd.

[merry wyvern]

I like how our main solution to cancer is just to irradiate the shit out of it until it dies, hoping it doesn't just get worse.

[stone copper]

and hoping the radiation doesnt kill you too

or give you more cancer

[idle crest]

Well it works.

[karmic nexus]

he had thyroid, leukemia, AND mesothelioma, also important to keep in mind he wasn't employed in a nuclear power plant of modern standards but rather one of the first of america's nuclear plants

[merry wyvern]

You know what's crazy

When you have radiation poisoning like BAD, they just let you melt, they don't even put you down

[idle crest]

I mean my grandad had like 4 different types of cancer.

[merry wyvern]

Like bro if my skin is melting off just fucking shoot me

[stone copper]

its like that chemical that melts your brain if it gets into your bloodstream

forgot the name

[idle crest]

My other grandad died of brain cancer which is the closest thing to super cancer imo

[stone copper]

pancreatic and bone cancer are the worst

[merry wyvern]

Yeah

[stone copper]

when the symptoms of pancreatic show its too late

[merry wyvern]

Again, I share the same take on that as the radiation;

Just fucking shoot me

[stone copper]

its the most aggressive of em all

[stone copper]

i would see it out to the bitter end

[karmic nexus]

(thyroid cancer and leukemia are among the most common types of cancer an individual gets upon prolonged and unsafe exposure to i-131)

[idle crest]

One of the types of cancer my grandad had was lymphoma, which Iirc is what caused the contents of his stomach to start entering his lungs, ultimately finishing him off.
He was a Construction worker.

[karmic nexus]

i'm not arguing nuclear power plants inherently give it to EVERYONE, im just saying given the context of his PERSONAL situation there is a significant tie between the two. i'm a huge advocate for nuclear power myself.💀

[stone copper]

personally i think we should return to the steam era

[idle crest]

You realise that houses have to be built in such a way to minimise radon gas buildup? Which on its own is far more likely to give you cancer

[idle crest]

Nuclear power IS steam

[zenith dirge]

tf are yall talking about?

[stone copper]

you know what i mean

[stone copper]

it changes every 5 minutes

[idle crest]

Nuclear powered steam trains is the natural best next step in human innovation

[karmic nexus]

yk what, fuck it yeah sure thats what gave it to him, im wrong, youre right

[zenith dirge]

oh its nerd shit

[idle crest]

That's... Not what I'm saying lol.

[stone copper]

couldnt say it better myself

[stone copper]

im telling ya man hydrogen power will come by sooner later

maybe not the new thing but it will

[karmic nexus]

and not even the cool kind that involves pointy things and armor

[idle crest]

Isn't that just fusion? Aka cooler nuclear.

[stone copper]

sorta

idk i suppose all paths lead to nuclear

if we even stick around that long

[idle crest]

Nope, nuclear leads to lead.

[stone copper]

full circle...

[idle crest]

People who are scared of nuclear power when they realise what the fucking sun is made of.

[stone copper]

not even 50 years ago lead was the big bad now its the future lmao

[stone copper]

isnt it just pure energy

[coral gate]

haha is brainrot seriously banned

[idle crest]

It's nuclear fusion

[stone copper]

how does it work?

[rapid bear]

no

[idle crest]

Gravity of the sun compresses in the inner most parts of the sun enough to fuse atoms together, releasing enormous amounts of energy, we have bombs that do this.

[stone copper]

suppose it takes more energy to create said process than whats made?

[idle crest]

Iron

[stone copper]

what about it?

[idle crest]

Good question, it results in the death of the star

[ivory fjord]

Ok wtf did u walk in on

Fusion power, oh.

[idle crest]

The star eventually starts fusing heavier and heavier elements until it reaches iron, at which point it requires more energy to fuse iron further than the amount of energy released, which means the the star stops fusing atoms and gravity starts to pull the star inwards since there is no longer an outward force to stop it.

[round crown]

tung tung sahur

[stone copper]

so with that logic say we could prevent this process from happening we could prolong the life of a star?

make it fuse light elements?

[idle crest]

The energy released from the nuclear fusion is what stops the star from collapsing inward.

[idle crest]

It fuses what it has

[stone copper]

also im very aware this would be impossible

more of a what if

[idle crest]

The star is made of hydrogen, which it fuses into helium, and so on

[round crown]

nerd talk

[ivory fjord]

Not necessarily, the life of a star is directly correlated to how massive it is, the more mass you have, the faster you reach that critical mass of collapse

[idle crest]

Bigger stars also die more violently

[ivory fjord]

So smaller stars, a la red dwarfs, burn for longer

[stone copper]

supernova yeah

[idle crest]

Nah I mean more like what's left after

[stone copper]

oh

massive amounts of radiation?

[idle crest]

Our sun isn't massive enough to become a black hole or a neutron star for example

[idle crest]

Everything is radiation

[stone copper]

i mean the harmful kind

that would cause problems

harmful to us anyway

[ivory fjord]

And yeah, it's a stupid amount of energy you get out of fusion, and you don't really need to rely on other forms of power generation in order to translate it, like with how fission reactors are basically steam generators, but more spicy

[stone copper]

pretty crazy this will likely happen in our lifetimes

probably already has we just dont know it

[idle crest]

The light entering your eyes is exactly the same thing as the radiation that the sun releases, or the radiation that a nuclear bomb burns you to a crisp with, the only difference is smaller wavelength.

[stone copper]

it all ties together damn

shit like this makes me think that there has to be something bigger at play

[ivory fjord]

That's why research is ongoing with the fusion plants. It's very HOT and violent as a reaction, so hot that its kinda hard to find a material that won't just vaporize. How does one contain it, then?

[stone copper]

with more energy

what does energy avoid?

[ivory fjord]

I'm fuzzy with that stuff so idk if we're using magnetic fields to keep it stable

[stone copper]

if anything?

theres 100% an element out there that is a viable energy source that we dont know of

[ivory fjord]

I don't know bout that

[stone copper]

be it undiscovered or on another planet or the likes

universe is a big place and were very small

maybe not 100 but defo over 50%

[idle crest]

Electricity, magnetism, deadly radiation, light, the signals in your brain, heat, any interaction between any particle, wireless Internet signals, are all the same thing.

[ivory fjord]

Yeah, however, most heavy atoms that aren't commonly found out in the universe decay rapidly, cuz they're inherently unstable. That would imply there's an "island" of stable heavy elements that we've yet to find

[idle crest]

They are literally all just different wavelengths of the same force.

[stone copper]

if it could happen once it could happen again

[ivory fjord]

With very specific conditions sure

[jade wadi]

remunerated

[stone copper]

life is specific conditions

[idle crest]

There are an infinite amount of elements, they're just like prime numbers, the higher up you go the less common a stable isotope is, but they are infinite.

[stone copper]

that all lead up to the point were all at now

[stone copper]

thats crazy to think about

[ivory fjord]

Are there even stable atoms past 100?

Far as I'm aware they all decay almost instantly

[idle crest]

There are theoretically infinite stable atoms, but they may be impossible to create.

[ivory fjord]

In theory, I'm more concerned with what we have currently on the table

[idle crest]

Bare in mind most of the periodic table only exists because at some point in the past two neutron stars collided with each other.

[ivory fjord]

I forget what theory that is

But it's a supposed island of stable elements

[jade wadi]

maple syrup

[stone copper]

weird im talking about this after my science exam

this is all shit that could have helped me

did it literally this morning

[ivory fjord]

To think critically, is the point of you taking those exams, not necessarily to remember what the content is about

[stone copper]

its to pass so i can get a job

to work

[ivory fjord]

Well that's different lol

[stone copper]

true haha

im good at science so im sure ill be fine nontheless

despite what it seems

[idle crest]

The stability of an element relies on the neutron to proton ratio, in low quantum numbers the ratio is basically 1-1 but after a certain point you start needing more neutrons for every proton or else the atom is unstable, and most of the time the ratio isn't a whole number, meaning there are rarely any truely stable isotopes after a point.

[stone copper]

lol

[merry wyvern]

Holy shit that brings back memories of my finals

[ivory fjord]

Also convincing them that you're willing and capable of learning what you don't know, is also a good thing

[stone copper]

i cant wait for all this shit to be memories

[ivory fjord]

Most people do not get that concept in life and it upsets me

[merry wyvern]

Hopefully they become memories after you pass the class

Instead of just saying fuck it and not going because your English professor decided that the community college is suddenly a 4 year school where C is a failing grade.

[idle crest]

@stone copper I want you to know this one thing about science. You know sound waves? Yeah well the entire fucking universe is essentially just that but immeasurably more infinite.

[stone copper]

i need 5 gcses (pretty easy i only need an overall 50~% pass rate which is lightwork)

[merry wyvern]

She was teaching me high school level English, got mad because I wasn't paying attention because news flash, I graduated from high school at the top of my class

[stone copper]

Thats nice.

like were livin in the newest rick and morty season

[stone copper]

yeah i wont lie im not exactly trying 100%

i pass with about 60% effort

[ivory fjord]

I also like that people assume electrons are physical particles you could see when it's more complicated than that

[stone copper]

dont get me wrong i put 100% into what i enjoy cus thats how i view life

[merry wyvern]

Literally the rest of my class were high schoolers.

And she fucking

Lowered my grade because my persuasive essay was too argumentative, (the point of a persuasive essay,) AND THEN FUCKING FAILED ME WHILE I HAD A PASSING FUCKING GRADE

[ivory fjord]

And you didn't talk to the dean about this?

[stone copper]

surely you could get her sacked for that

[merry wyvern]

I just decided to take the piss out of her every time she spoke to me

As my British friends would say

[stone copper]

i got really fucken lucky with my english gcse i passed with like 4 marks over the C grade

[merry wyvern]

In hindsight, I should have gotten her fired however I was 19 and not very mature

[stone copper]

hell yeah i was chill with my teachers but i tormented the ones who didnt like me

[merry wyvern]

So instead of that I just begged her not to cast curses on me

I also called her an old hag like six times

[stone copper]

im 16 and i already got regrets

lots of em

[merry wyvern]

Before I started just not showing up to her class

[stone copper]

lots of minor ones but a few big boys

that take up my mind more than id like

it is what it is though

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[merry wyvern]

Like bro, you don't pay for college to participate in the class, you pay for college for the information.

Which brings up my point: why the fuck is a degree a requirement for a lot of jobs when you can pull the same information FOR FREE FROM A LIBRARY if you have a library card

[stone copper]

so you cant sue them for not training you

likely

i dont really agree with academics to be honest

[merry wyvern]

You're literally paying for a piece of paper that says you know something

And that piece of paper clearly means jack fucking shit

Now, I'm not an expert, if that paper means they know everything about a subject, why are so many companies mismanaged or incompetent?

[stone copper]

i think going straight to work and learning on the way is the way to go

but then again, what if you dont know what you wanna do?

[merry wyvern]

Exactly

[stone copper]

yeah its pretty fucked

i dont know im not the type of guy to learn anything from sitting in a class listening to some old drone saying the same things theyve said on repeat for years

im more of a hands on learner yano?

[merry wyvern]

The thing that really pisses me off is when managers don't do their job and expect you to call them and remind them to read your resume WHEN IT IS LITERALLY THEIR JOB TO READ THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-feel-personally-targeted-attacked-wow-big-mouth-netflix-gif-15432996

[merry wyvern]

But if I call and say, "Hey, did you do your job yet?" I'm the bad guy

[stone copper]

yeah when the people you answer to do the very things they forbid you from doing thats when they dont deserve that title

[merry wyvern]

Exactly

[idle crest]

Imagine a pattern that goes on for infinity and extends through an infinite number of geometrical dimensions (not just 3dimensions, you can turn 360 degrees an infinite number of times without coming full circle), the pattern exists on all scales nomatter what scale you look at it from and the pattern never ever repeats. It never repeats because it's immeasurably infinite much in the same way the amount of numbers (including decimal numbers) is Immeasurable infinite. This, what I have just explained, is the universe in its purest form.

[merry wyvern]

Nah I'm him, I can see it different and it repeated

[stone copper]

that sounds like purgatory

but whats the difference eh??

[merry wyvern]

NASA needs to lock it the fuck in though, because at the rate we're going we're not gonna be able to reach 90% of the observable universe by the time we become a space faring species

[stone copper]

i highly doubt we will even get to that level

we cant even assure ourselves the world wont just explode overnight

isnt that fucked?

[merry wyvern]

And so do whoever is working on cures for brain worms and shit like that

You mean to tell me with all the monumental advances in technology we had, we still can't figure out how to make cures instead of vaccines?

Someone is slacking.

[idle crest]

It would take 4 years to get to our the closest neighbouring star if we travelled at light speed, what makes you think we're ever going to explore even a measurable fraction of the observable universe?

[stone copper]

not that we have to worry but humanity will not survive forever

[merry wyvern]

At our current technology level, absolutely.

I'm speaking space faring as in we figured out how to travel vast differences in shorter times.

[stone copper]

theres an end to every road and sooner or later were gonna reach it

[hasty lynx]

okay so can we make it to where my right hand doesnt get cut off EVERY time i try the last level

[stone copper]

not in our lifetimes though so i dont really care

[merry wyvern]

But that'll never fucking happen if NASA and the rest of the space agencies don't lock it in

[stone copper]

didnt elon musk say hes shutting down spacex?

[merry wyvern]

Then again humans are stupid and only focus on the here and now instead of the future of the species

[stone copper]

neil degrasse tyson explained a way around this perfectly

ill try find it for ya

[idle crest]

The speed of light... The maximum speed at which information in the universe can propagate...

You think we can travel faster than that?

[merry wyvern]

Like bro there's so much content out in the universe and we can't access any of it.

Need to level up.

[merry wyvern]

Perhaps eventually, if we advance far enough.

[violet garden]

I bet Family Guy on Zarglono-5 goes hard as fuck

[merry wyvern]

That's what I'm saying.

[stone copper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fFrpBJDMJo @idle crest

[idle crest]

You cannot travel faster than light, it's not just impossible but it genuinely makes no physical sense.

[merry wyvern]

they replaced meg with zorgop, shit pissed me off

[stone copper]

in a nutshell its basically him saying "we dont need speed we need to warp reality"

[sick flax]

i just checked halfsword dc why are they explaining wormholes

[ripe lantern]

I just got expedition 33 and damn is it fun.

[stone copper]

and thats it dumbed down to my level

[idle crest]

Warping reality is another issue

[merry wyvern]

As our current understanding of physics states.

[violet garden]

Neil “In a mirror, you can kiss yourself, but only on the lips” deGrasse Tyson

[stone copper]

if we could find out how to make wormholes i would dare say humanity would extend the road by a fucken tonne

[merry wyvern]

There's no way to prove or disapprove the ability to accelerate something faster than light until we do it or it never happens.

So maybe in like 15 billion years we'll have the technology to try to exceed the speed of light.

[slim crane]

Hey how are you ?

[sick flax]

i think in 15 billion years we'll be dead

[stone copper]

you know there was something that crossed the entire known universe in less than a second?

[merry wyvern]

Pissed because I'll never walk on Mars. You?

[stone copper]

i dont remember what exactly

[sick flax]

it was debunked

[merry wyvern]

I did not

[stone copper]

fair

[merry wyvern]

How the fuck did we detect it

[idle crest]

Light is not a fast particle, light is the electromagnetic force which pretty much governs physics itself and our eyes can detect some of it as light, we are not, and I mean NOT, moving quicker than it.

[sick flax]

yea

[violet garden]

Did you get this factoid from your crystal ball

[slim crane]

Ok not a good time good luck

[merry wyvern]

As our current understanding would hold.

[stone copper]

pissed cus were trying to move to a new planet instead of fixing the one we have lived on the entire species existence

[idle crest]

No this is pretty well known stuff

[stone copper]

no i got it from the local hobo

names john

[merry wyvern]

If we're around long enough, we'll figure it out

[stone copper]

makes a mean fuckin curry ill tell you that much

[merry wyvern]

Just because we won't have the tech to do it for a couple billion years doesn't mean we'll never do it

Arguing over this is stupid neither of us are going to be around if it happens

[sick flax]

we've only been around for like. 300,000

[stone copper]

we dont have a couple billion years to spare

[sick flax]

years

[stone copper]

5 until the sun explodes

[sick flax]

yea we dont

[merry wyvern]

We do suns going out in 7

Besides, a couple is only two billion.

Suns not our problem

[idle crest]

No amount of tech can make an object move faster than the universe itself, at best you'd collapse into a black hole.

[stone copper]

you can only fit a couple into 7/ 3 and a half times

[merry wyvern]

As our current understanding would hold.

We're trying to argue a future possibility with present day facts.

[idle crest]

Jesus christ. You have no idea what you're saying.

[violet garden]

You think that’s gonna change? Humans have literally never been wrong about anything ever

[sick flax]

flat earth

[merry wyvern]

True

[stone copper]

yeah...

[violet garden]

?

[sick flax]

people thought the earth was flat

they were wrong

[violet garden]

It is

[merry wyvern]

People still think that

"People"

[violet garden]

Can’t argue with the science pal

[merry wyvern]

Sorry but if you think the earth is flat you've gotta be a lizard

[stone copper]

nothing pisses me off more than when you present evidence in an argument and they JUST FUCKING DENY IT

[idle crest]

You don't understand how mathematically impossible faster than light travel is, lightspeed is literally infinitely fast from it's own reference point and only an object with 0 mass can travel at infinity.

[stone copper]

"no i dont believe it so its not true"

[merry wyvern]

What science we literally have picture of it being a circle

[sick flax]

if the earth was flat then you would be able to see every mountain and every monument

[stone copper]

no you wouldnt

[violet garden]

A circle is a 2d shape

[merry wyvern]

I guess we'll see in a few billion

[violet garden]

Light bending atmospheric projection ray distortion parameter

[merry wyvern]

Motherfucker

If it was flat it we'd cook alive

[idle crest]

I'm not even saying that warp travel is impossible, I'm saying that moving an object faster than light is impossible

[stone copper]

earth is

[violet garden]

We adapted

[stone copper]

SPHERICAL

[violet garden]

No it’s not that’s a 3D shape

[idle crest]

A circle is a flat 2d shape I'm afraid

[stone copper]

not a fucken circle

[merry wyvern]

Warp travel is technically moving faster than light because you're getting somewhere faster than the light did before

[stone copper]

we live in the 3rd dimension

[violet garden]

4th. Time…

[merry wyvern]

If it were flat there wouldn't be clouds in the pictures.

[stone copper]

touche

[merry wyvern]

There would be no atmosphere either.

[violet garden]

This is English only server plz

[violet garden]

?

[idle crest]

No it technically isn't because warp travel relies on the warping of spacetime itself which doesn't require you to move at all.

[sick flax]

no bc we cant move through time as we please we can only go forward

[stone copper]

sehr nett gut herr

[merry wyvern]

We do not perceive time outside of a force that is constantly moving forward, therefore we are not 4th dimensional.

[violet garden]

We are inchronoic tho

[merry wyvern]

If we cannot interact with something, we are not on the same planet as that thing.

Plane

Fucking phone

[violet garden]

I might be 5th dimensional

[stone copper]

my rubix cube is 5th dimensional

been tryna solve it for eons

[merry wyvern]

You can see and distort light, you cannot see or touch time

Unless you do a shit ton of drugs

But that also doesn't count

[stone copper]

even then you cant

[idle crest]

Space and time are one and the same.

[sick flax]

honestly what if humans are just making shit up

[stone copper]

we are

[merry wyvern]

That's science.

[violet garden]

Check this out idiot