general-catfish-🐱🐟

[tired dome]

also good tip u can

grab with one hand

smack with the other

free win

its fully fair

youll see later on

like i thought the firstb oss was hard at first

then i realized u can just go around him grab the knife

dash back

thrust

and one shot him

😭

[woeful hamlet]

That's what I do lol

[tired dome]

Thrust with alt btw

[drowsy finch]

The billhook can even the odds

[tired dome]

like this

[woeful hamlet]

My current challenge is beating militia

[tired dome]

he gave me a crazy headbutt but i still won

[woeful hamlet]

How do you take cool screenshots like that btw?

[tired dome]

militia is 4th right?

use the stick with the nails

its op

press C for the photo mode

bro just trust me tho biggest tip KEEP SHIFT HOLD DOWN AND DASH BACK

[drowsy finch]

Goedendag ….

[tired dome]

just dash back and smack them

its so good

held*

[woeful hamlet]

I am talking about grazing wounds instantly killing you and weapons flickering and then hitting you with extreme speed

Which is part of every good physics based game lol

[tired dome]

oh yea thats a huge issue with spears

the insta kill wounds

[drowsy finch]

Its also important to swap hands every now and then so you get more range of motion

[tired dome]

its annoying

[spring cove]

fix the damn fatal errors in the ultimate challenge section

[wanton portal]

https://youtube.com/shorts/3YOQjnk6ckQ?si=cc3zoz1T1wwliNjc
Why can't we have these kinds of Ragdolls in half sword 💔

[drowsy finch]

Turn off blooood

[tired dome]

turn on directx 11 and turn down blood

[wanton portal]

But half sword is 60% blood

[woeful hamlet]

Honestly it's fair (I am a spear fan), I just don't like the sword cuts that only fix my hairline but still insta kill me lol

[drowsy finch]

Newgens….

[tired dome]

tbf the swords are much easier to dodge

[modest nest]

stab

[wanton portal]

Oldgens...

[woeful hamlet]

I am learning how to parry them

[tired dome]

this game has an issue with an auto-parry feature

it like

if u position ur sword in a way to parry

[stone spade]

it's an issue alright

a skill issue

[tired dome]

ur character will jerk his hand to the middle like a dumbass

[drowsy finch]

Don’t let them get close !!! Distance is your best friend with a spear

[stone spade]

stop trying to fight it work with it

[tired dome]

mfs will just say anything bro

it even messes up my swing

braindead feature

[tired dome]

I beat the game twice and ive been doinga lot of free mode bro

[drowsy finch]

I’ve literally never noticed it

[tired dome]

its genuinely so luck based to parryu

[modest nest]

my ass just got 3 fatal errors in the fatal error scren

[tired dome]

try to do an stance with a sword

[drowsy finch]

Now thats not true lol

[stone spade]

it's not luck based

[modest nest]

i hate my life

[tired dome]

with swords specifically

Do a stance like this

[stone spade]

swords are the ones it's most consistent with

[wanton portal]

Ef ef hooray

[stone spade]

you just need to learn how the system works

[tired dome]

when the enemy swings

it'll make ur hand go to the middle

[woeful hamlet]

There's first person?

[tired dome]

its not much of an issue with spears because you have distance anyway

[tired dome]

V

[woeful hamlet]

Range is really overpowered in this game ;-;

I mean

Historically it was as well

[stone spade]

yeah that's usually how it is

[drowsy finch]

Ye :)

[tired dome]

if theres a swing coming from the left or right auto parry just gets me instakilled

[drowsy finch]

Here’s when I’d farm for parries lol

[tired dome]

even if i do figure out how to work with it its annoying to have to limit myself to the games playstyle

[drowsy finch]

Turn your sens downsers

[tired dome]

its not a sens thing

genuinely test it

do a stance like this and dont move ur mouse

when the enemys sword comes in

ur characters hand will movet o the middle

try it

[stone spade]

clean as hell

[hybrid rose]

yo i found this funny glitch in the gauntlet challenge

[drowsy finch]

I parry better with my sensitivity down ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[stone spade]

then don't stance like that?

[tired dome]

yea if ur hand is in the middle already its easier

[woeful hamlet]

I found out how by accidentally clicking V lol

Is it good for fighting?

[drowsy finch]

Maybe keep it there then lol

[woeful hamlet]

Or bad than 3rd?

[wanton portal]

Would you guy's want the rapier in the game or something else?

[drowsy finch]

Its a good neutral stance

[tired dome]

why should i have the game choose my playstyle for me? thats annoying dawg

its a bad feature

should atleast be a choice

[drowsy finch]

Naurr mot historically accurate

[drowsy finch]

It helps me aim my stuff better, personally

[tired dome]

if i wanna actually work with it i have to justk eep my sword directly in the middle

annoying

[wanton portal]

DLC content then?
Half sword but from different periods?

[woeful hamlet]

It hurts my eyes

How do I prevent the screen from flickering?

[wanton portal]

Flick back

[drowsy finch]

Could be an issue with your helmettt

[stone spade]

it would also probably be hard to make cause like

[drowsy finch]

They’re not doing dlc iirc

[tired dome]

same but man the helmets stink

[woeful hamlet]

I am not using one 😭

[stone spade]

how do you two hand a basket hilted rapier

[wanton portal]

That's a bummer

[woeful hamlet]

Not paying extra to be murdered smh

[drowsy finch]

Oh yesyes, I do not play fp with any helmets that obstruct vision

[drowsy finch]

Damn, iunno then </3

[woeful hamlet]

Is that the solution for everything?

[woeful hamlet]

😔

good

[tired dome]

they should really add an option to take off helmets or make it so ur screen has a filter

instead of being fully blocked

[drowsy finch]

I think its fine as is, except for that one bugged helmet. They’re going for realism, and that seems to be the realistic vision

[tired dome]

guess so

really does stink gameplay wise tho

bro i dont get how this guy thinks auto-parry is a good feature "skill issue"

sure dawg

its so fun having the game jerk my hand to the middle instead of the direction im already holding my sword in to parry

"i punch metal for fun" 😭

cornballs 1v1 🔥 🔥 🔥

[shell lichen]

slaying fools

[tired dome]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1085697834440998952/1359913759979737200/togif.gif

#1 defense was sexism 🔥 sanest half sworder

is throwing weapons random or do i just suck at it

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/750036640084394135/1098336174671659049/unknown.gif

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-speech-bubble-reaction-gif-3213669291779573540

[shell lichen]

there can only be one reaper

[tired dome]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187896430170484747/1363653095954972833/speechmemified_togif-22.gif

[viscid canyon]

Ur giving off gay vibes rn

[tired dome]

i am so done for bro 😭

[wanton portal]

I mean... It IS June

[woeful hamlet]

My veredict is that it's way easier to stab and punch in first person

And a bitch to slash with

[wanton portal]

You don't say

[woeful hamlet]

You can barely see your sword in fisrt person lol

[tired dome]

turn your fov to max

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187896430170484747/1378018759574556793/image-qwb2h.gif

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/gravewalker-nuncamorto-punisher-justiceiro-desespero-gif-214974118218382302

[tired dome]

Why is he dressed like meg griffin

[woeful hamlet]

Also, first person gives you actual fear for your life

[golden forge]

Bro how the fuck do i stop this crashing

Who made this game😭🙏

[tired dome]

directx 11

Turn down the blood

[golden forge]

Alright

[unkempt scroll]

Okay no but really why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food if out hot eat the food?

[tired dome]

it'll be fixed soon i think
the main problem is the blood is using some unreal engine 5 plugin but its not good enough

[unkempt scroll]

Never made sense

[golden forge]

Ohh thank you king

[wanton portal]

Dude it's 1 AM

[golden forge]

Swords are trash against armour

[wanton portal]

You're making my brain hurt

[golden forge]

I love bonking heads with a golden mace

Commoner boss needs a NERF

[unkempt scroll]

If you want it to be, I guess

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-6420351794930725971

[tired dome]

you can go into half sword mode (its where u 2 hand it) And put it behind their neck

[golden forge]

if i even touch his sword im dead

[golden forge]

Oh yeah

[tired dome]

and just start moving it till you hit it

theres a gap

For every helmet

[golden forge]

Ohhh

[golden forge]

Yo make this guy a mod😭🙏

[tired dome]

if they go into half sword too tho it might take awhile

sometimes u just kinda start hugging

😭

[shell lichen]

imagine modern Halfsword

[wanton portal]

Literally just GTA but with janky ass Ragdolls and insane recoil from guns

[shell lichen]

and awesome combat possibilities

which it already has

bro they need to add like

[tired dome]

what would it even be

the weapons i mean

i assume u dont mean guns lol

[shell lichen]

a village you can roam and fight in

[wanton portal]

Guns and shootouts

[shell lichen]

guns would be amazing but i guess street weapons

[wanton portal]

Just make it free roam half sword then

[tired dome]

like combat knives?

[wanton portal]

Half sword campaign

[tired dome]

pipes?

bats?

[shell lichen]

knives, bats, machetes

hatchets

[tired dome]

metal bats

[wanton portal]

Literally whats the difference between metal and wooden

[shell lichen]

batons

[wanton portal]

Stop resisting!!

[tired dome]

ones wooden and ones metal? 😭

[shell lichen]

one is harder and more lethal

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-6-logo-gta-6-trailer-lucia-jason-gif-3181152384423419269

[shell lichen]

yeah a little campaign would be sick

i imagine theyl add that

i can already like

[tired dome]

i assume gta 6 will have some type of boxing minigame

[shell lichen]

imagine myself drowning someone in water and like kicking someone down a couple of stairs lol

[wanton portal]

How do I put spoilers in messages

[shell lichen]

or dropping someone from a balcony

[wanton portal]

I have grave news about gta 6...

That you may or may not want to hear

[shell lichen]

the release date is 2040!

[drowsy finch]

|||| and ||||

[wanton portal]

||| like this? |||

[drowsy finch]

Yeah!! Minus that last one

[wanton portal]

||| like this? ||

Ok

[woeful hamlet]

Best faction?

[drowsy finch]

Super Earth

[tired dome]

i like to just do less damage taken

gives u time to give up if u get a lethal hit

[lunar stream]

[drowsy finch]

I LOVE NOT DOING THE MAJOR ORDER BECAUSE I HATE SQUIDS !!!!!!!

[tired dome]

i jsut did such a clean neck slice

[woeful hamlet]

Is there any reason to not quit through the menu over giving up?

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1235291720522928161/1359598703614230629/attachment.gif

[woeful hamlet]

I feel like the penalty is the same?

[lunar stream]

what's next, you're gonna tell me you're a bugdiver?

[tired dome]

actually no idea lol i never tried to quit through main menu instead of giving up

always just assumed it started u from the beginning

so i didnt wanna tes

[wanton portal]

GTA 6 has scrapped multiple things you wouldn't expect like ||| nude nsfw scenes ||

[drowsy finch]

No, I just hate fighting squids, and don’t wanna fight squids after spending all of my time fighting squids on super earth

[wanton portal]

But they have brought back ||| Greet and Antagonize from RDR2 and the limited weapon system (you can put guns in car trunks) ||

[lunar stream]

ok fair

[drowsy finch]

They should bring back John Marston too fr

[woeful hamlet]

You only use rank, but it seems like the same amount than giving up

[tired dome]

i feel like they only tested this auto parry feature on the long swords

cuz it works well with them

[drowsy finch]

Stop giving us squid shit right after we had a WHOLE CAMPAIGN ABOUT THEM !!!

[tired dome]

but HORRIBLE with the 3rd stage

[wanton portal]

John's rotting corpse

Found in Miami

[lunar stream]

HUNT THE ILLUMINATE DOWN

[drowsy finch]

Bones and whatnot

[tired dome]

thanks

[drowsy finch]

I WANNA FIGHT THE FUCKGOING ROBOTS AGAIN MAN </3

[lunar stream]

i mean you can

you can dive on vog

(finland)

(vog-sojoth is just finland)

[drowsy finch]

Vernen Wells will stand !!

[wanton portal]

Hey there Delilah what's it like in new york city...

[tired dome]

if they were to make a rdr3 what would itb e about

[lunar stream]

finland more fun :(

[drowsy finch]

York Supreme…

[tired dome]

couldnt be about jack its just be a war game

it'd*

[wanton portal]

Jack would be too old to even be drafted in ww1 or 2

[lunar stream]

i REFUSED to help in york supreme

[tired dome]

seriously?

[drowsy finch]

I remember the battle for Vernen Wells where we saved the children, goated campaign

[lunar stream]

ion like york :(

[wanton portal]

Think so

[drowsy finch]

Little traitor over here

[lunar stream]

i only started diving in december 😔

[tired dome]

i think he could technically live to be old enough to see star wars lol

[wanton portal]

Jack was like 19 in 1911?

[lunar stream]

NUH UH

[small spoke]

I just finished one of those automation missions

The mission was extremely bugged

[drowsy finch]

Iunno whats wromg with your game

Me and @unkempt scroll did it just finesies

[lunar stream]

i came back to cyberpunk recently its more fun than i rember

[unkempt scroll]

Yeah it was grand

[tired dome]

thats rough

[small spoke]

Stratagems wouldn't work you couldn't use reinforcements couldn't even call down the pelican you couldn't get out of vehicles etc and we literally couldn't use any terminals at the end we didn't even gain anything because we did the mission did most of side missions that we could but at the end it kicked everyone and everyone didn't gain anything from the mission 🥀

Pretty sure it was just very bad luck

[tired dome]

1914 is ww1 isnt it?

he couldve fought in it surely

[drowsy finch]

You’re my favorite negligent driver <3

[lunar stream]

the matrix broke

[small spoke]

Some guy even fell down into the ground

[drowsy finch]

I FUCKING HATE THE REINFORCEMENT BUG

Hellpods got jammed </3

[tired dome]

going halfsword and going behind their back is so op

[small spoke]

bro the match was LITERALLY JUST bugged as hell

worst part we still completed most of its side objectives and main objectives

just for it to kick us at the end because it got bugged

[tired dome]

back of his neck again

so op

[unkempt scroll]

It was a MECH so I was a negligent PILOT and you shouldn't have been in my SPACE

Wrong reply :)

[small spoke]

Helldivers2 randoms are one of the most incompetent mfs Ive met 💔💔

Literally would rather just play solo again then ever playing with randoms through quick play

[woeful hamlet]

I got killed by the militia boss

aaaaaaaaaaaa

[tired dome]

i hope they bring back gta 4 physics ngl

[tired dome]

use the long stick with the nails bro

i got him 2nd try

[woeful hamlet]

I did

[tired dome]

had to give up once

[woeful hamlet]

Really OP

[tired dome]

rip

[drowsy finch]

I play with randoms and I NEVER KILL THEM

[tired dome]

the game gets easier after militia anyways

u have alot of armor and the enemies cant aim too well

[drowsy finch]

I usually have the opposite experience for some reason

[lunar stream]

bismarck so peak

[tired dome]

ive killed 6 in a row with neck hits lol

[small spoke]

idk what's going on lately with them but so far they've been really incompetent

[tired dome]

7

8

[woeful hamlet]

Really? Neat

[tired dome]

its really easy 😭

[small spoke]

They used to be goated most of the time

[drowsy finch]

All the good helldivers are killing squids lol

[small spoke]

Yea that's probably it

Fuck Squids

I'm not fighting them again

[tired dome]

also one thing i noticed is that

yk how when u press X to switch hands

with swords it makes u swing kinda weirdly

but u still 2 handed

well it also makes u swing up and down easier

[drowsy finch]

‘Specially if you got the shmoves

[tired dome]

makes this boss REALLY easy

[unkempt scroll]

:(

[woeful hamlet]

Idk how you guys pull this shit

[tired dome]

unemployment 🔥

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-meme-no-cat-no-cat-nuh-uh-nuh-uh-gif-5478596456695677807

[drowsy finch]

Oh hai :)

[plain scroll]

hello

[drowsy finch]

Many such cases, SMOO!!!

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-hell-divers-2-gif-13900786762935210178

[woeful hamlet]

My proudest moment in this game was when I killed my opponent with an axe to the head in a single swing back to back lol

[tired dome]

slicing his face off so hard he grew a third eye 🔥

[woeful hamlet]

I can't imagine myself doing the sword no good black magic tomfuckery you guy do

[plain scroll]

[tired dome]

one time i did it 3 times in a row and i was so happy

[dim lion]

attention

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kl7vNsAl11JJOvvJw/spok?invite=cr-MSxDaXgsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

bonk

[woeful hamlet]

tf2 scout moment

[tired dome]

last tier now

[dim lion]

I believe in you king

[tired dome]

i died and i dont even know to what 💔

lets see if i can win the abyss thingb ut i doubt it lol

ok

for sure bro 😭

[tired dome]

2 votes 🔥

[drowsy finch]

Look at this oldie I scrounged up

[graceful badger]

bro, you got that from a mod

[subtle rock]

from a mo

[drowsy finch]

From a m00

[graceful badger]

sybau

[subtle rock]

no more rali ?

[drowsy finch]

No more whar ? :(

[subtle rock]

just folley

[tired tulip]

i remade cover guy in abyss

[rancid gate]

when is the estimated release date?

[tired tulip]

how accurate am i

[drowsy finch]

RaliFolley

[subtle rock]

folley

[graceful badger]

2025

somewhere in 2025

[drowsy finch]

Q4

[tired tulip]

how accurate am i chat

[subtle rock]

thats for early access

[graceful badger]

0%

[graceful badger]

i call it a Video, rhymes with Grug

[graceful badger]

https://tenor.com/view/rhymes-with-grug-the-croods-gif-7889597489100732049

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/grug-gif-16037875994746815980

[tired tulip]

do not play halfsword at 3 am

[graceful badger]

worst mistake of my life

[tired tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/barack-obama-gif-14713645611577259969

[graceful badger]

*BACK

[cosmic rain]

Tuff lowk

[tired tulip]

i freaking hate the beggar boss

[subtle rock]

this is my samurai

https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/42?tab=posts

so tuff

[wanton portal]

Would you guys rather want
The PS6 or another brand new model of the PSP

[graceful badger]

i have a feeling of crying to music rn

but rate this

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-music-sad-gif-13822765

[indigo hare]

Sony to go bankrupt

[viscid canyon]

Is the demo gonna actually get content updates or is all the stuff showcased so far gonna be for full release-

[subtle rock]

early access

q4 2025

paid version though

[subtle rock]

they very quickly are

[patent jungle]

perfect hand cut

perfect arm cut

[untold wraith]

You got every angle

[subtle rock]

is there a reliable way to easily break legs

cus this doesnt seem to be working

[patent jungle]

mevving

[untold wraith]

Nowhere near as bad as a few screenshots i got chump

[graceful badger]

https://tenor.com/view/dude-gif-20028651

[untold wraith]

Up your game

[wind geode]

Hans guck-in-die-Luft ahh

[untold wraith]

Nobody knows what u sayin

[untold wraith]

Sounds like a Wonder weapon from black ops zombies

[wind geode]

It's a children's story about a boy that was always staring into the air and as a result walked into a river and drowned

[subtle rock]

why bro do dat

is he dumb

[untold wraith]

What a wonderful way to scare your kids

[wind geode]

Bro doesn't know the Suppen Kaspar

[untold wraith]

I'm telling my kids about the Russian sleep experiment

Those who know 💀

[subtle rock]

wher he goin

[wild iron]

Willie moving like wally west

[wild iron]

cheeks bloodied up

[patent jungle]

how am i gonna win 😭

[pseudo crest]

whoa

[indigo hare]

Oh god you’re bringing back my childhood

[indigo hare]

I remember having a book with all these stories in it

[wind geode]

I do have the book

[indigo hare]

The one with getting thumbs cut off and the kids baked into bread was always my least favorite. Nightmare stuff

[woeful hamlet]

Quick survey

What rank do you think it's the most fun?

I only reached militia

[steep pier]

Guys

[woeful hamlet]

And right now peasant is the best

[steep pier]

I want to know somethin

How do you uhh

[indigo hare]

Yeah

[steep pier]

Fight lower classes

[woeful hamlet]

There's a cheat menu for that iirc

[steep pier]

Where

: )

no like

for instance

you're a commoner

And you want to fight beggers

Just for fun

[karmic nexus]

what a sunday double shift does to an mf

[steep pier]

dyk how?

[woeful hamlet]

Idk, I just heard about it ;-;

I am new

[jaunty mural]

i hate when that happens

[small spoke]

It's a mod so I'm not sure if it's considered a "cheat"

[small spoke]

There's a trainer mod or something that lets u spawn every type of Willie I think

#modders-guild-hall might give u more help tho

[rancid fjord]

do 1 handers not have passive parry?

[rancid reef]

Passive parry

More like

Aggressive parry

[rancid fjord]

assertive parry

[autumn laurel]

yes?
more like
no

[rancid reef]

Parry

More like

Larry

[rancid fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-spongebob-observe-watch-me-gif-26839256

[scarlet creek]

Can anyone tell what's going on the drawing (it's a drawing I made for a homework)

[rancid fjord]

man tied tio post?

willie knocked tf out?

[mighty badger]

blood rain and a suffocated willie with a sack on his head is left behind

[scarlet creek]

Yep

[mighty badger]

im good at chaos (my drawings are way worse)

i generally just scribble and draw random things that i see or concoctions from my head

[steep pier]

Fuck larry

[mighty badger]

what about John

John Halfsword

[autumn laurel]

idk who that is

I only know Milton Halfsword

[mighty badger]

cousin of John Helldiver bro

and John Halo

[scarlet creek]

What about Derrin

[mighty badger]

and John Smith

[autumn laurel]

John Warhammer?

[mighty badger]

what about GAVIIIIIIN

[autumn laurel]

collector of 40000 warhammers

[mighty badger]

no thats another cousin of him

[mighty badger]

warhammer 40k when the emperor collects

the 40k warhammer

idk i never played the game

[autumn laurel]

When the emperor said you are the warhammer 40k now

[mighty badger]

i cried

[scarlet creek]

does anyone else think this looks like the little guy in the emoji is exhausted or bored instead of amused

[mighty badger]

i think he is deathly afraid of what he sees

somebody messed with my computer and put this fucking picture as the background

i almost had a heart attack lmao

[small spoke]

Who the hell is larry

[rancid fjord]

fuck Larry. I only play with Willie

[scarlet creek]

Is larry the guy with the weight and height sliders

Or is it just willie with a sallet....

[indigo hare]

Sir please organize your desktop

[spark quartz]

Hey militus

[autumn laurel]

hi

[mighty badger]

never

my adhd will never allow it

it is organized chaos

[spark quartz]

How are you doing goth baddie

[spark quartz]

Yoooooo easter

[mighty badger]

contained in its purest form

[indigo hare]

Hello head

[spark quartz]

That's me

[drowsy finch]

The Emperor? More like the lame dork nerd

Roasted

[languid sparrow]

s k i b i d i block that auto mod!

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-noooo-nooo-noo-no-gif-17139315586294057944

[drowsy finch]

Sorry punk! This post was funded by the greater good.

[languid sparrow]

mwa ha ha

f a n u m tax

i am the brain rot king!

[hybrid horizon]

@indigo hare my friend gum got banned and he wanted me to ask you to unban him

i guess

[indigo hare]

No

[hybrid horizon]

ok bye thanks

[indigo hare]

Someone else already made a modmail about it

Bros got multiple people tryna get him ubanned

[hybrid horizon]

🤦

[indigo hare]

Instead of taking responsibility

[hybrid horizon]

he should have told me

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/mouthwashing-take-responsibility-take-care-of-it-mouthwashingquote-gif-4115550708343444231

[patent jungle]

great game.

[hybrid horizon]

gum — 10:05 PM
dude
i cant survive 30 days without this server

kor - 10:05 PM
4 weeks is 28 days so you are fine

[dim lion]

Holy fucking shit

https://youtu.be/6MstABFeCME?si=9SMk6hVUEZ51ejVS

[hybrid horizon]

he wouldnt listen 😭

[dim lion]

this looks SO entertaining

[drowsy finch]

Saw!

[hybrid horizon]

WHAT

[dim lion]

Mk-esque game with invincible themes!

looks incredible

[drowsy finch]

I’m a bit of a cynic when it comes to fighting games, but I bet it’ll be funsies for a few months at least !!

[dim lion]

same, looks dope

[indigo hare]

Lmfao

[drowsy finch]

Is he okay 😟

[spark quartz]

Mods know whenever someone asks to be unbanned they did some heinous shit to get banned

[spark quartz]

HI EASTER

[spark quartz]

HI GLOOBY

[drowsy finch]

Demi frt

[spark quartz]

HI RALIRALI

[drowsy finch]

Haiii !!!!! :D

[hybrid horizon]

half sword is a fighting game

you fight

with swords

[drowsy finch]

Mortal Kombat styled, for clarity

[drowsy finch]

I don’t have much faith in MK style

[small spoke]

Wifi is beyond horrible

[grim folio]

that is LAN, not split-screen 😉

[small spoke]

Aim so bad my helldiver decided to self destruct

[sand zinc]

Ah ok

[patent jungle]

how am i still alive

[idle crest]

Was dagger fighting my friend a couple hours ago and he went to try and legsweep me but ended up just kicking me in the shin with steel toe cap boots on.

[small spoke]

That must have hurt horribly

[drowsy finch]

HOW DID you do this

[small spoke]

no FUCKING IDEA

[idle crest]

Idk you kinda get used to that stuff.

[small spoke]

That was when I was in that very bugged match

[drowsy finch]

One time my helldiver died of underlying heart condition

[small spoke]

Enemies tended to ignore me for no reason too

[idle crest]

Like I thought waxxing legs would be super painful from the videos I've seen, first time I ever did it and it didn't even really hurt enough for me to make any noise or change my expression.

[drowsy finch]

(An invisible drop ship fell on me)

[small spoke]

😭😭

Why did it say one of my teammates killed me

[plain scroll]

one time Eagle 1 never missed

[small spoke]

Cus I'm pretty sure literally nothing hit me

[small spoke]

And if I did it was definitely not my teammates

[small spoke]

You play helldivers2 too??

[idle crest]

@drowsy finch why are you an old sheep now?

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-man-no-man-no-gif-7347715096894588969

[merry wyvern]

Not old, that's her natuRali occuring hair color

[plain scroll]

[merry wyvern]

She washed the dye out

Also hi mantits bussy

[small spoke]

Why do you keep calling him bussy

[plain scroll]

[idle crest]

Please die at the earliest convenience for making this joke.

[merry wyvern]

It's a Regular joke, you wouldn't understand

[plain scroll]

click my profile. He is being goofy based on my username

[small spoke]

good point mantits bussy

[idle crest]

What's bussy guys?

[spark quartz]

Mantickler

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-answer-that-dont-you-dare-answer-that-anger-upset-mad-gif-16547600

[small spoke]

Is this Larry

[spark quartz]

That's actually your mom

[small spoke]

That's actually deez

[spark quartz]

Deez in 2025 💔

[idle crest]

It's the fuckin pg tips monkey.

[small spoke]

Deez nuts

[plain scroll]

no its PG tips monkey

[small spoke]

ok thanks Sherlock

[plain scroll]

[drowsy finch]

Wdymm :(((

[drowsy finch]

Eagle 1 missed my diagnosis </3

[idle crest]

Old and decrepit.

[plain scroll]

Evil and despicle

[drowsy finch]

Not old or decrepit :((

Thats easterrr

[tacit smelt]

half sword online beta when

[idle crest]

She even has reading glasses on.

You are old!

[tall lark]

e

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-gif-9303829863785054258

[dim lion]

[plain scroll]

you didnt deny being evil and despicable

[hard swallow]

I envy those whose device hasnt been ruined by windows updates to the point where the drivers are deeply corrupted to where you cannot play anything for 5 minutes without crashing, especially half sword 😭

FUCK MICROSOFTTTT

FUCK

[spark quartz]

Finally the masses are seeing rali for the evil that they are

[hard swallow]

Who the fuck is rali

[spark quartz]

Don't worry about it

[vagrant crane]

Shhhh kittens🤫🤫🤫

[wild iron]

but thats the chad flag in the back no romania

[small spoke]

Im not falling for this ragebait

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-flag-gif-africa-gif-27442215

chad

https://tenor.com/view/romanya-gif-23460587

[vagrant crane]

That the France flag

[wild iron]

romania

got you thinking huh nic

ik i do

[small spoke]

Not sure what your point is considering the flag in that gif is literally the Romanian one and not the Chad one

[wild iron]

my guy

they are identical

but i promise they are two different flags

[small spoke]

That's Chad

[small spoke]

I'm pretty sure this is romania

[wild iron]

brighter red

romania

[small spoke]

Chad has brighter red no?

Nah Romania does

[wild iron]

no romania does

[small spoke]

Romania has brighter red

[wild iron]

yes

[small spoke]

Still don't get the point considering it's basically the same thing it's just barely any difference in the shades of the color 😭

Not surprised if the guy who made that gif didn't realize it was romania

[wild iron]

🤷

im just fucking with you

Sometimes i wonder why they are so identical

[worthy grotto]

Is it just my character ducking and throwing himself on the ground in the first 4 seconds in like 1 out of 3 games? and then the enemy rushing to me to directly one hit me after

[wild iron]

Im more concerned about your pfp

[young nebula]

URAHH ROMANIA

[young nebula]

no, he's joking btw. chad and Romania are almost the same

chad has a darker shade of blue tho

[small spoke]

oh uhh forgot to reply

Basically from what I know

Romania always had this flag
It became communist they added a communist symbol or whatever on the flag Chad and France get close or whatever Chad decides to change flag to old Romanian flag
Romania stops being communist decides to use their original flag again

Ohh wait no

Chad used it's flag after independence from france

[small spoke]

????

💀

[abstract kelp]

true, showed this to santa he fell

[raven ore]

omg!

[limpid prawn]

SILLY HEAD

[spark quartz]

Rodent

[limpid prawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1118498522765983844/1132711645626499232/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D-1.gif

[rancid reef]

Rawr

Hello giant rat

And silly head

[tired dome]

does anyone else feel like the thrust system is kinda wonky

it doesnt feel like ur bringing ur hand forward to stab

it feels more like

ur trying to reach a point thats in the middle frontside of where ur character is

instead of where ur aiming

[forest falcon]

it's actually much better rn than it was in playtest

it was way more clunky and there were less positions for thrusting

try tweaking your lock on strength it also influences thrusts

[tired dome]

its like

slightly less than middle

this also happens sometimes

when u switch hands

cant fix it after

[forest falcon]

ts does happen yeah

[tired dome]

oh yea ur right with the lock on

thats dumb

[forest falcon]

what i meant is thrusting with most swords

[tired dome]

yea i know about it for swords i used to be on max lock on

i switched it to hit inbetween one of the bosses legs

[forest falcon]

spears type weapons were always wonky

and the tip goes slightly to the left

[tired dome]

yea thats what i mean

very annoying

he always autocorrects to that area

bro oh my god they need tot weak how fast pitchforks kill u

Smallest graze u dont even have time to give up

[forest falcon]

try fully pulling back with alt and doing a slight step back as you thrust the mouse forward

[merry wyvern]

Thrusting with a harpoon

[drowsy finch]

Thrust with the spear !!

[tired dome]

i also noticed that if u hold alt and put ur mouse all the way forward

and let go

it like saves that position

so when u press alt again it goes back to that

[forest falcon]

might order a new pc in the morning

max setting willie

[drowsy finch]

Alt is good for spinny spinnies

That first spin was done with alt

[tired dome]

Bro

how are you doing the spins

[forest falcon]

max lvl mafia boss

[drowsy finch]

x

[tired dome]

the only flashy thing ive done is just do a 360 into a neck slice

[tired dome]

ts does NOT spin

like that

my arm just gets stuck at most

is it the weapon?

[forest falcon]

rali learned spiniutzu

spelling mistake

[drowsy finch]

Works with all polearms, even the small ones

[tired dome]

folley is ur bio a project zomboid thing

[tired dome]

bro what buttons do i press besides X

[drowsy finch]

I love west point :)

[tired dome]

like how do i move my mouse

[forest falcon]

fav weapon for yall?

[drowsy finch]

Billhoook

[drowsy finch]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Around

[tired dome]

any sword

[drowsy finch]

I dunno I’m not good at explaining

[tired dome]

this lil lamp is actually so good

[drowsy finch]

Press x whenever it feels right

[drowsy finch]

I don’t really like the voulge, but it’s got its moment

[forest falcon]

i like those big one handed swords, forgot their name

falchion?

[tired dome]

i figured it out

u kinda move ur mouse up till the weapon is like behind ur back kinda

and press X

and itll do a spin

man the spears are so easy 😭

or most of them atleast

theres one that stinks but i dont know what its called

[forest falcon]

ion think i can fall asleep

[obsidian trout]

https://medal.tv/games/foxhole/clips/ks9hmQCHdaC4SJ8VL?invite=cr-MSwxZ0QsMjA0MDg1NTI5

hehe

[indigo hare]

Just go to sleep

[forest falcon]

i may have consumed too much caffeine

also it's full moon outside

[indigo hare]

Have you tried taking it out

[drowsy finch]

JEFF THE KILLER 😟

[vague tinsel]

nice, use this time to harass your neighbors

[forest falcon]

pog

[solemn kayak]

two handed messer from the vicious weapons pack

[vague tinsel]

Honestly chat is dead

[vague tinsel]

HIIIIIIIIIIIII

[spark quartz]

You go to sleep

Stupid Rock

[indigo hare]

It’s not even 7pm yet

Im not a nerd

[rancid reef]

Real

It's only 6pm

[spark quartz]

But you are

[rancid reef]

You didn't hear it from me, but we all are

[viscid canyon]

WILLIE DOESNT HAVE A BRAIN

[indigo hare]

Just like silly head

[scarlet creek]

I wish willies knew how to kill people who are in the ground

[stable basin]

your head is quite literally stone!

[scarlet creek]

I wish willies knew how to use polearms

[stable basin]

unless it’s a hollow shell with a brain inside heck if i know

[vale magnet]

Does anyone here own gladio mori?

[small spoke]

What is that

[scarlet creek]

3D hellish quartz

[small spoke]

I shouldn't have searched it up on discord gifs cus wtf was the first result💔

https://tenor.com/view/gladiomori-fighting-gladiator-halberd-medieval-gif-1134194364218558041

[small spoke]

Ts shi look cool tho

[scarlet creek]

It's a physics moveset based combat game

You can even create your own moves

[steel sluice]

Lmfao I showed my dad this game n he's stolen my pc to play it like 2 days inna row

I think he likes it

[neat tundra]

Half sword or gladio?

[scarlet creek]

Exanima

[steel sluice]

Half sword

He literally never plays anything except like the old assassin's Creed games and like an hour of rdr2

Dude js likes his history

[scarlet creek]

You can do real life techniques in gladio mori while in half sword you also kindaa can but it's more messy

[steel sluice]

How much is?

[spark quartz]

Oh yeah rock head

[scarlet creek]

But half sword is more fun because you have full control

[neat tundra]

Tell your dad I said "AAAAAGGHHGGHHGG GGAHHHH AAGGHHHHGAG AAGAGRGGRGH GURBK GaUhGhugblbel"

[steel sluice]

Birthday moners hit and if there's a cool game I can actually buy it

[steel sluice]

With the gurgle?

[neat tundra]

Yes, its very important and is a core part of my message.

[scarlet creek]

Did you make voicelines for a ppg mod by any chance?

[gloomy crest]

When will multiplayer be added

[neat tundra]

Hehe, scream mod.
Yes.

[gloomy crest]

I ate some fried fish and had some fruit punch

I also had a diet sprite

It was very good

[untold wraith]

Big back

[indigo hare]

#faq

[scarlet creek]

It will be messy, have you ever played bloody bastards

Gladio mori and hellish quartz work because they have movesets instead of full control

[steel sluice]

One game I have gotten into recently is sifu

Same sorta fun I guess but lower skill floor

[scarlet creek]

Hehe epic games free games

[steel sluice]

Cantonese VA goes hard asf

Bro I have a library that rivals my steam one and I haven't bought one game on epic ever

I actually owned it thru gamepass for ages but epic free game is what got me to pick it up

[scarlet creek]

Only reason to use epic games is for fortnite and free games

The UI is just not as good as steam's

[steel sluice]

I mean I got an interview for a game design/production advanced diploma in 2 days so who knows

May finally click the unreal engine tab

[scarlet creek]

Only unreal thing about unreal engine is the unreal lack of optimization

[steel sluice]

I mean in an ideal world I'd be working with source

But like the school uses unreal so I GUESS I gotta learn how to optimize shit

[scarlet creek]

Source is good but a bit outdated

[untold wraith]

Please add micro transactions 🙏🙏🙏

[steel sluice]

Nope.

Lies.

Greatest game engine to this day

What is a bug

Nah jokes aside the main issue with ue5 games atm is a dev issue

[scarlet creek]

Visual bugs, loading times and idk what else

[steel sluice]

If you can optimize your shit it actually performs pretty well

[steel sluice]

B-but muh movement tech.

[scarlet creek]

Your game is not hl2!!!

[steel sluice]

I need to replay hl2

[neat tundra]

It will be after I blatantly copy and paste hl2 into it.

[steel sluice]

Ty for reminder

[scarlet creek]

Vanilla or mod

[steel sluice]

I am going to play hl2 vanilla

Then ep1

Then ep2

Then I will be happy

Maybe

[scarlet creek]

Have you ever tried mmod

Or raising the bar

[steel sluice]

no i have not

I may need to

[spark quartz]

I saw that spelling mistake

You cannot escape your past

[scarlet creek]

You should try mmod it's pretty cool

[steel sluice]

call the bondulance

[scarlet creek]

There is also entropy zero 1 and 2

In those you play as a combine soldier

[neat tundra]

Metrocop in 1, elite soldier in 2.

[steel sluice]

oh sick

yeah I'll have to check those out

[neat tundra]

Wash your bedsheets and blankets, throw out trash, take a shower.

It's that easy

[sullen owl]

Is the combat in kcd2 similar in quality to half swords

I’ve seen some kcd2 stuff and it looks like a fun game

[neat tundra]

I think getting kicked out of the house because your room stinks will be more embarrassing than just biting the bullet and washing the damn socks.
Sneak a handful of them in with regular laundry if you have to, just wash the fucking socks bro please I'm begging you.

[gusty geode]

hello people

[neat tundra]

Oh thank God a normal person

Wait...a m-moderator!??

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-superman-gif-632723218522114279

how are we all

before i start

kepon

is this something i SHOULD get involved in?

[neat tundra]

If the immediate conversation isn't an issue, no.

[gusty geode]

i mean in the sense of, is it worth my sanity lmao

shoot

[neat tundra]

That's hard to quantify

[gusty geode]

i just finished my 3rd 12 hour shift back to back to back

so theres not much left in the tank

i have 5 more to go

nothing i havent done before lmao

one of my old jobs at a taxi call center asked me to pull a 24 hour shift because someone called in sick and i wouldve gotten a 4 hour sleep break

i declined obviously

[maiden jetty]

this has to be ragebait

[gloomy urchin]

@gusty geode hi

[neat tundra]

If you insist on keeping dirty smelly things in your room for extended periods of time, might I suggest putting it in a garbage bag so the smell is partially trapped?

[gloomy urchin]

censor that word pls

[gusty geode]

i wish it were

[gusty geode]

good eve

howdy diddly

[gloomy urchin]

it is 10 am

[neat tundra]

Please don't call it that

[gusty geode]

i concur please dont call it that

[gusty geode]

asia moment

i think

its 1 am here

i actually need to sleep pretty soon

[neat tundra]

The most important part is that you need to practice basic human hygiene if you don't want the smell.
If you can't immediately get rid of the source of the smell, use air freshener to mask or reduce it.

[gloomy urchin]

what are ypu even talking about

[neat tundra]

Neko has a stinky problem and their parents are complaining about it.

[gloomy urchin]

how does one ignore the smell in his room

[gloomy urchin]

can i call u ibuprofen

[neat tundra]

For what purpose

[gloomy urchin]

funny

[neat tundra]

Ugh fine

[gloomy urchin]

i think u misunderstood

[gloomy urchin]

ur name really sounds like ibuprofen

[neat tundra]

How do YOU ignore the smell in your room?

[gusty geode]

does it?

[gloomy urchin]

a little bit

[gusty geode]

i say it like smokey the bear does

[neat tundra]

Do you have a kepontrucken? i have a smokey the bear

[vagrant crane]

[neat tundra]

So it's worse than anyone ever could've thought.
A frog in water slowly brough to a boil situation

[gusty geode]

i have a "only you can prevent wildfires" card ill give you that for 2 1980s commerical cards

[scarlet creek]

Is there a way to keep armpit hair without being a stinky repelent motherfucker

[gusty geode]

you have nose blindness

[gloomy urchin]

..do u go out of ur room

[wraith zenith]

????

[gloomy urchin]

usually you really feel the smell when u dont enter room for a while

[scarlet creek]

Doesnt work, I only smell good with my armpit hair shaved lol

[gilded mango]

¿¿¿¿

[gusty geode]

take deodorant with you when you go out

[scarlet creek]

It seems like lemon works better for me for some reason

Lemon works on me tho so idk maybe

Does anyone else just use lemons as dehodorant

[gusty geode]

armpit Hair is basically a reservoir for sweat and bacteria, some people produce more bacteria than others

[scarlet creek]

So does lemon kill more bacteria

[sick tinsel]

How often should one trim the armpit of its hair?

[gusty geode]

citric acid is antibacterial so it will kill bacteria yes

but if youre doing that id recommend you do that and THEN shower

[scarlet creek]

Why

I use lemon after shower not before

[gusty geode]

it kills it but it doesnt wash it away

its like washing your hands, drying them, and THEN applying soap

[scarlet creek]

Oh lol

[scarlet creek]

Trim it every time you think it's slightly long

Armpit hair looks bad and makes you smell bad

[gusty geode]

you dont necessarily NEED to, but it helps with odor

some people dont smell as much though

[iron fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-ryujinr-grey-cat-gif-13471549557469691566

[gusty geode]

ive never shaved my armpits, i shower twice or thrice a week and i smell fine

i barely have to use deodorant

but i do still just to clarify

[scarlet creek]

Smell doesnt matter gang, I once smelled like piss and there was my ex gf getting freaky with me despite that (after centuries I realized her taking too long to take a chip out of the bag was intentional, the mf was trying to touch something else)

Pheromone maxxing

Lmao

That's ok

You're not supossed to shower every single day

[gusty geode]

my skin makes it difficult to shower everyday

[vagrant crane]

[sick tinsel]

Thank you, o' wise Lenny, for your valuable insights into cleanliness and virtue

🤲

[gusty geode]

it becomes cracked and sore if i shower everyday because i have eczema

[sick tinsel]

Stinky ahh

[gusty geode]

theres no one size fits all for how often you should shower

some people need to shower everyday and some people dont

[sick tinsel]

Typical Half Sword moment

[scarlet creek]

I'd say leaving one day between showers is perfect

Dont you know how much bacteria showers sometimes have

Acne going crazy

😭

And no its not because of the shower head being dirty

[sick tinsel]

I can't, I work too much, too sweaty

[gusty geode]

the main thing you should do is dry yourself thoroughly after showering

[scarlet creek]

It's just unfiltered water contaminating to your face

[gusty geode]

showers are filtered?