general-catfish-🐱🐟

[idle crest]

6foot deep, they're all 6 foot deep

[severe fulcrum]

Clearly you have not seen kill bill vol 2

[wheat mulch]

if he has an oxygen tank, yes he could dig himself out

[severe fulcrum]

True story btw

[idle crest]

Who the fuck has an oxygen tank in a coffin?

[small spoke]

Clearly your brother is a superhuman and you're underestimating him

[plain scroll]

Someone more prepared than you

[drowsy finch]

I could beat 100 gorillas

[wheat mulch]

who wins

friedrich's brother w/ prep time

or

6 foot grave

[idle crest]

I know you could love, let me guess, you'd shoot them

[plain scroll]

thats because your evil tho

[wheat mulch]

assuming friedrich starts in a coffin and thus has free space, i think friedrich could dig out

[plain scroll]

definitely friedrichs brother

[wheat mulch]

i could beat 100 gorillas all at once if i had a spear

[small spoke]

You need a weapon?

[drowsy finch]

NAH! I’d use something mightier

[stone spade]

oh yeah the Yardrat fit is pretty good although I think Vegeta rocked it better when he wore it

[drowsy finch]

The pen™️

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[plain scroll]

i cant believe you are gonna kill 100 endangered animals. EVILTM

[drowsy finch]

I really like those clothes!!! They look comfortable

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-lazarus-rising-rise-from-grave-s4e1-gif-15420080

[drowsy finch]

Its my culture

So is jousting

[small spoke]

What's your culture

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/gameundt-fallout-maximus-outerops-gif-4067651569052406982

[drowsy finch]

Hunting endangered animals

[idle crest]

How the fuck would you even overcome the coffin lid?

[wheat mulch]

very easily

if its made out of wood you just wait for termites to eat it

and then punch through the rotten wood

[small spoke]

To be fair he has a very extremely low chance if it's a wooden Coffin
If it's a metal one he's just completely absolutely fucked

[drowsy finch]

I’m pretty sure they say punch through it

I dunno

[idle crest]

Yea Just wait well beyond what even an oxygen tank can last for.

[small spoke]

You can break it if it's wood but if it's metal you're just fucked

[drowsy finch]

Just get buried with a safety bell

[wheat mulch]

it's a very large oxygen tank friedrich

[drowsy finch]

Ez

[drowsy finch]

Go super saiyan 3

[grand bane]

Lets hope your family cheaped out on the coffin then

[wheat mulch]

ok but like i could break out of a wooden coffin buried under hundreds of pounds of dirt if i had the right motivation

being stuck underground is the right motivation

[drowsy finch]

I hope they do

[idle crest]

You can't break a wooden plank let alone when you're confined to a box

[drowsy finch]

Aint nobody should spend over 100 dollars on something they can EASILY make at home

[small spoke]

Kind of the point of why I said extremely low chance of him breaking the coffin lid

Lemme watch this one video rq

[wheat mulch]

i feel like you guys are underestimating adrenaline

[idle crest]

You ain't breaking a solid wood lid that's got 6feet of loose dirt on top of it pushing down.

[wheat mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/power-scale-rule-984-rule-984-gif-1536529184744049771

everyone knows that with adrenaline a human can lift thiry trillion cars all at once

and punch hard enough to destroy continents

[wheat mulch]

Maybe you aren't

But I am

[idle crest]

I'm stronger than you though

I just know my limits

[wheat mulch]

Adrenaline

[small spoke]

You definitely can't if you only use your fists

[wheat mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/you-cannot-ragebait-me-heart-twitter-reaction-gif-cat-gif-16396486465647525728

[small spoke]

Even with a weapon it's gonna be hard

[gusty geode]

yeah but what if one of the cars had fate to land on you

[wheat mulch]

adrenaline

[idle crest]

Even with legs you ain't breaking blanks of healthy wood, youre only kicking a wooden plank in if it's shit wood or it's rotten.

[gusty geode]

fate beats everything

[wheat mulch]

everyone knows that composite human + adrenaline + prep time beats literally everything, fate included

humans are literally massively ftl

[idle crest]

Faster than light?

[wheat mulch]

yes

[gusty geode]

yeah

[wheat mulch]

if you move your hand to shield it from the sun

[gusty geode]

its a speed powerscale

[wheat mulch]

you're literally massively ftl reaction speed

as well as sun level durability because you could tank the sun's assault upon your eyes directly

[small spoke]

Yea I watched a video Its probably just not gonna break unless it's a cardboard coffin

[drowsy finch]

You guys need adrenaline for that?

[idle crest]

Yeah cus it's motherfuckin wood.

[wheat mulch]

rali also counts towards composite human

[small spoke]

Ok but what if you're a superhuman

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/267041819076853760/988483670551719996/caption-15.gif

[wheat mulch]

composite human is massively ftl, solar system level durability, idk what level attack potential, and also automatically scales to boundless due to humans being real

humans are literally boundless dude

a fucking coffin isn't stopping shit

[idle crest]

Most types of wood are ridiculously strong unless you split them down the grain.

[wheat mulch]

massively ftl i speedblitz the dirt and escape

your ragebait cannot affect me

[drowsy finch]

I’m stronger than goku because thats what I, the writer, have decided

[small spoke]

I truly believe every buried person should have dynamite with them when they get buried

[wheat mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/memeteam-gif-11956853679210748804

i've been ragebaiting you this whole discussion i've just become more blatant

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836065169129603104/1379322403628257361/uncaption.gif

[idle crest]

Jokes on you I literally came on here to argue.

[wheat mulch]

i feel like you would've noticed after i said adrenaline

[drowsy finch]

This is what Imm doing while people get rage baited

[wheat mulch]

peak mentioned

[drowsy finch]

I’m so whimsical

[wheat mulch]

the lemon demon music video person

[small spoke]

When I die I want to be buried with a stick of dynamite

[wheat mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-kitten-kitty-cat-running-gif-18081737901004963868

literally you

[forest falcon]

ok so

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-happy-happy-cat-smile-smiling-cat-gif-17611512857407311385

Whimsical ass cat

[forest falcon]

i think it's time

[idle crest]

Your ragebait wasn't successful, Im arguing because I have adhd and I need a hit.

[wheat mulch]

yawwwn

i'm bored now

im gonna go back to half swording

[drowsy finch]

It’s aimkid. Her name is aimkid.

[wheat mulch]

i forgor my bad

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-every-episode-of-house-md-medicine-drug-house-meme-gif-13287480853207315526

[drowsy finch]

No it s fine lmao

[drowsy finch]

Doctor House and his iconic racism

[wheat mulch]

house is simultaneoously the most and least woke piece of media ever

[small spoke]

my mom was obessed with doctor house

💔

[gusty geode]

oh did you do that? or did you think you done that, because unfortunately you will never reach the truth

[small spoke]

Real

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-requiem-gold-experience-gif-18520329

[small spoke]

Ive been watching it and it's goated

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[drowsy finch]

We can all agree that house and wilson are homosexual, yes?

[gusty geode]

MORE MOUSE BITES

[idle crest]

Wish I could dress up like a woman rn

[small spoke]

not really no

What hints at them being gay

[drowsy finch]

Same but like all the time

[idle crest]

Duh

[small spoke]

didn't house date a girl or something wouldn't he be considered bi then?

[gusty geode]

yes definitely but in the way that historians describe two clearly gay men as being "lifelong friends"

[small spoke]

Take the woman dress drug

[drowsy finch]

Have you seen the romantical tension between the two </3

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/have-you-taken-your-medication-medication-pills-tablets-medicine-gif-21465118

[idle crest]

No.

[small spoke]

no not really

[gusty geode]

no woman dress drug will kill him, he needs the hygeine drug

[wheat mulch]

Only woman dress people try the woman dress drug. You are woman.

i gave patient evil drug

[gusty geode]

this vexes me

[small spoke]

He might have lupus

The woman dress drug will not kil him

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[idle crest]

You're saying that about someone who gets complained at for showering for too long each day.

[wheat mulch]

i too am in this conversation

[drowsy finch]

This is what the show does

I need woman drug to live.

[gusty geode]

MORE ESTROGEN BITES

[merry wyvern]

Scrotum

[idle crest]

I'm not trans but sometimes I wonder about estrogen

[drowsy finch]

I do estrogen like how splicers do that magic shit from bioshock

I forgot what its called

Blue drink

[idle crest]

Adam

[drowsy finch]

Or blue needle

[drowsy finch]

Thank you

[small spoke]

Doesn't it just make your body more like a woman's or something

[drowsy finch]

I have not played bioshock in years

[drowsy finch]

It replaces your hormones. Therapy.

[gusty geode]

gatorfafde

[idle crest]

Idk, but I like being more androgynous.

[small spoke]

Therapy is a scam you only need halfsword

[small spoke]

Are these hormones possibly be what made the frogs gay?

https://tenor.com/view/gay-frogs-chemicals-gif-11317922

[gusty geode]

hope this little estrogen doesnt cause any hormones between us, hormone replacement therapy

[idle crest]

I wonder about it because I utterly despise the idea of looking like a bloke

I don't like manly features at all

[stable nacelle]

will there be a mode whithout permadead like on the playtest

[small spoke]

Is everyone here homosexual

[stable nacelle]

no

[idle crest]

Yeh

[small spoke]

do free mode

[gusty geode]

in some shape or form i think

im pan

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-here-we-go-the-joker-gif-15343519

[small spoke]

no you're not you're Lenny

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[gusty geode]

not what i was expecting but you would be correct

[idle crest]

I've met alot of trans people who have the same mental experience as me, the only difference really being that they became trans, I just want to be like a woman.

[gusty geode]

you may more closely define as non-binary

but thats not for me to decide

[idle crest]

In the sense of who I feel to be yes. In a literal sense no I'll always consider myself a man in the most basic terms.

[wheat mulch]

weren't we talking about

digging out of a grave

[small spoke]

Ѕіgmа

Ѕіgmа

[small spoke]

Ѕіgmа

Ѕіgmа

[chilly gust]

is there a chat for suggestions to add to future updates ?

[forest falcon]

i suck

[forest falcon]

yes

[small spoke]

#1047240101152960525

[forest falcon]

#1047240101152960525

[chilly gust]

ty lads

[wheat mulch]

aura?

[crystal bough]

bro

[small spoke]

this is so Ѕіgmа

[crystal bough]

this dude is the biggest

YO

BIGGEST

WTF

[wheat mulch]

i died instantly right after

failed the counter

[small spoke]

yea you're actually cooked

Wtf is that auto correct 💀

[crystal bough]

BRO

mods im sorry

[small spoke]

bros BEYOND BEYOND cooked when mods check logs

https://tenor.com/view/link-my-boy-im-to-busy-chugging-this-mf-dart-gif-1466747118293683260

[idle crest]

I truly feel like everyone should be who they want to be but I feel like people also get too hung up on definitions of words. Personally I'll always be a man in the most literal boiled down sense of the word, other than that I might as well be nobinary as me being a man won't tell you much of anything about me beyond the most obvious physical traits.
We're all just who we are really.

[gusty geode]

the ice

is thin

[idle crest]

That being said I genuinely don't really like it when people call me a man

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1380046945514557520/201924684256489701424GrW05exbkAEu4v7-ezgif_com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[spark quartz]

I think you more closely define as a cutie pie

[gusty geode]

yeah i always found it hard to assign myself to a box like that

[gusty geode]

wrong

carbon monoxide

[small spoke]

SOMEONE hop on helldivers2

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-hop-on-hop-on-helldivers-hop-on-helldivers-2-gif-9128817397966944945

[spark quartz]

I'm going to take my complement and switch it to @plain scroll

[gusty geode]

too late

its mine now

[plain scroll]

Thank you silly head. You are a cutie pie too

[spark quartz]

Thank you mantic

Lenny fumbled

[plain scroll]

[gusty geode]

[merry wyvern]

Am I crazy or does CS2 not count throat shots as head shots for some reason

[gusty geode]

its the hit boxes half the time it doesnt register headshots as headshots

[gusty geode]

english only pls :)))

[keen cradle]

how do u mod the game?

[merry wyvern]

But then whenever someone shoots at me they always hit me in the head 100% of the time no matter how quickly I'm moving or where I am positioned

[gusty geode]

eldritch may be considered a dialect but still

[merry wyvern]

Love it

[idle crest]

Boxes are cringe, learn about who I am by speaking to me, not by sorting me into a box based on my physical attributes or a box I put myself in.

[spark quartz]

Don't be racist towards me eldritch folks

[idle crest]

Obviously don't actually learn about me by speaking to me, because I'm a cunt, I just mean generally I wish that was how it was.

[spark quartz]

I will cast a spell on you

Lenny

[cosmic rain]

I'm bored outta my goddamn skull 🥀🥀🥀

[gusty geode]

too late ive already got every eldritch affliction known to man

[cosmic rain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375830255381516330/1378177376189546546/attachment.gif

[limber gyro]

Objectively wrong, people should judge each other off of single glances and take extreme actions based on basically nothing

[cosmic rain]

Oh you right twin

[gusty geode]

i had an ex with the second name bellay and she was so embarrased to tell me her second name that i only found out after we broke up LMAO

[merry wyvern]

Already hacking into your brain to learn about you, don't worry about it

[cosmic rain]

Guys what are your favorite hobbies

Besides half sword

Don't count 😡

[gusty geode]

full sword

[idle crest]

I'd never ever let myself be fat if that was my name

I wouldn't anyway but you get what I mean

[cosmic rain]

Thanks twin 🙏

[trim copper]

i like breathing sometimes

[cosmic rain]

Why do you hate wobblas

[trim copper]

they suck

[cosmic rain]

They're goated

Look at them

They're so happy

[gusty geode]

they are cool lil dudes

[cosmic rain]

Exactly

[dim lion]

MY BOY

https://tenor.com/view/cedrick-thats-my-boy-gif-26231559

[cosmic rain]

Did you make the blue wobba

[dim lion]

yaes 👉 👈

[idle crest]

Someone just messaged me on Instagram calling me hot and asking if I'm single, would have thought It was a bot but they also complimented me on my armour which I had on my account lol. This is a first I think.

[cosmic rain]

I need your opinion is this a Wobba too

Not going off the emoji name which has been FALSELY changed 😡😡

[dim lion]

no that is gooba, we have made the distinction

Gooba

[cosmic rain]

P M O

[dim lion]

Wobba

[cosmic rain]

Why are we segregating 💔

Exactly

I got called a wobber yesterday 🥀

[lofty kindle]

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/comments/1l3o9uc/the_willies_trade_offer/

[cosmic rain]

Crazy jump

[cosmic rain]

Aiding the segregation of wobbas 😔

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/nacho-why-confused-jack-black-gif-8714598

[small spoke]

I smell a wobber

[lofty kindle]

I am the one who declared war.

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-guy-shooting-gun-gun-shot-gif-15114243

[cosmic rain]

Wobba infighting

[small spoke]

wobbas and goobas aren't the same thing flipping wobber

[cosmic rain]

They are 🥀🥀

They're all wobbas

[cosmic rain]

The sticker was even named wobba

[small spoke]

Wobbers are ugly 2nd class citizens
Goobas are beautiful first class citizens 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[lofty kindle]

Wobba is a heretic, Gooba is a historically accurate chad.

[spark quartz]

yes

[small spoke]

Because of a single mistake

[cosmic rain]

You are of a lower caste ✋

[cosmic rain]

Uh huh

[small spoke]

It's Always been gooba

You filthy WOOBER

wobber or woober

[cosmic rain]

Woober 💔

[small spoke]

Tf is a tobha

Tobba*

[cosmic rain]

Idk someone nicknames me it

[small spoke]

Ok tobber

[cosmic rain]

What is your opinion on wobbas and goobas? What is the true name?

[small spoke]

Gooba was accidentally named Wobba but it's very popular and has always Only ever have been gooba

[small spoke]

I have this shit favorited and every day I watch it again

[cosmic rain]

Ok ok back to the asylum with you

[cosmic rain]

If it was only ever gooba why were they called wobbas ever then

[small spoke]

Because the guy who named them that is stupid

[cosmic rain]

I have this video

[small spoke]

Ever thought of that buddy pal

[small spoke]

Flipping WOBBER

[small spoke]

Well well well typical suspects(wobbers) posting this

[cosmic rain]

Why is the title queen bee rule 64 🥀

S-s-still water?....

[small spoke]

100 dollars ain't gonna do shit if you're going to die in 2 months after doing that

[tall sable]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-channel-sucks-bozo-thischannelsucks-gif-15863937764642532882

[small spoke]

Back to the mental asylum with you

[cosmic rain]

Copycat

Typical goober behavior

[small spoke]

Wobbas are copycats

[neat tundra]

Flesh eating amoeba over 90% of his brain.

[cosmic rain]

Mango.mango.mango.mango.

[neat tundra]

Toma toma toma

[cosmic rain]

Epic troll face crash out moment

[spark quartz]

We gotta get that post iron curtain soviet pop bro fuck phonk

[small spoke]

Me listening to this wobber

[spark quartz]

They're such a vibe

[small spoke]

I despise Soviet songs

[spark quartz]

Do you have any good ones John

Please share

[small spoke]

How it feels trying to find a squad that won't crumble in one week for helldivers2

[drowsy finch]

Omg same

[minor pollen]

hello sörs

[idle crest]

What the fuck are those gauntlets

[limber gyro]

Did you get over her yet

[drowsy finch]

Say that again…..

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/insanity-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-yakuza-5-gif-7033429113756081086

[small spoke]

Shhh

Don't worry about it

[gusty geode]

oh it was like 4 years ago lmao

[limber gyro]

That wasn't my question.

[gusty geode]

yes

[idle crest]

Gender dysmorphia or whatever they call it.

[small spoke]

Tf is this

💀

[limber gyro]

What the gigachad

[drowsy finch]

My armore

[cosmic rain]

A skirt

[gusty geode]

mfw the town inside me

[cosmic rain]

What 😨

[small spoke]

Look at the armor they gave me bruh I'm so dying 💔

[limber gyro]

A little gay but you go girl

[cosmic rain]

Twin that's not yo armour twin

[drowsy finch]

Whar :(

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flabbergasted-shocked-wink-reaction-gif-25698054

[idle crest]

Is this code for you sleep around?

[small spoke]

Don't call me twin wobber

[drowsy finch]

Nah clutch up for the king or whatever

[cosmic rain]

Racism mods ban him

[gusty geode]

i fear this trans code may be too niche

[small spoke]

This actually looks so much like racism without any context

[drowsy finch]

Too niche even for the trans one </3

[idle crest]

No I know what you meant, I was making a joke

[cosmic rain]

That's because it is

[drowsy finch]

Well now I feel left out >:(

[cosmic rain]

There is no context

[small spoke]

What could this code mean

[idle crest]

Unfortunately looking androgynous or feminine is a bit harder when you're 6'5

[small spoke]

ITS NOT RACISM BECAUSE WOBBAS ARE MADE UP

[cosmic rain]

We must crack the trans code

[small spoke]

Let's change heights twin

[neat osprey]

No im not but like everyone here is so feminine i could have sex with them and still be straight like lowkey

[drowsy finch]

Like an egg…

[idle crest]

What do you think of these trousers?

[limber gyro]

How's that"code" he's literally telling you

[cosmic rain]

It's all coming together

[raven ore]

theyre about to find me...

[small spoke]

Oh ok

[drowsy finch]

Those are neat :)

[drowsy finch]

Jump them

[idle crest]

I want them

[cosmic rain]

WHAT IS THIS 😭😭😭

[gusty geode]

iirc its from guilty gear but became kind of a unofficial trans anthem lmao

[drowsy finch]

Get’m !!!

[idle crest]

Or something similar.

[small spoke]

Are you perhaps a hobbit

[drowsy finch]

Ohhh thats why I don’t get it

I don’t play guilty gear

[limber gyro]

Ok vro someone pull this guy out the closet 😭 🙏

[drowsy finch]

I do love briskit though

[cosmic rain]

Cryptid ass post bro get out from under the table

[small spoke]

Closet made out of glass btw

[small spoke]

I'm cropping this message btw

[idle crest]

I have an image saved on my phone of some clothes labeled hobbit core, but no like I said I'm about 6'5 so I'd make for a shit hobbit.

[cosmic rain]

Ok so I was trying to find a gif of brisket to send but this was the top result 😨 I'm lowk scared rn

[small spoke]

What if we changed heights so you'd make a good hobbit

[cosmic rain]

Do it

[limber gyro]

You'd be the greatest hobbit

[idle crest]

Unfortunately physically impossible

[forest falcon]

ahh

[limber gyro]

Get out

[gusty geode]

i never really understood why it became what it did but something something bridget guilty gear something something

[small spoke]

What about spiritually

[idle crest]

Me leading everyone in Wales to battle.

[cosmic rain]

I thought we banned schizoposting

[forest falcon]

since when

is this a conspiracy?

[cosmic rain]

Since I said so 😡

[limber gyro]

Are you a blonde

[forest falcon]

they're watching me1!@!@!1

[idle crest]

I'm blond yes

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/bridget-guilty-gear-strive-walk-the-dog-walk-animation-walk-cycle-gif-26418329

[limber gyro]

Supersoldier

[cosmic rain]

Hi blond

[limber gyro]

@drowsy finch do you hate me

[forest falcon]

ggst mentioned

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-gear-gif-15094609937610505152

[cosmic rain]

Fuck now I'm actually craving some barbeque

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-with-blonde-hair-lunging-rabies-scary-scaring-baby-gif-25443419

[cosmic rain]

You did this to me rali

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/my-manager-tweakin-ggst-guilty-gear-gif-2923070372175051093

[idle crest]

I want this drip, I want to be hobbit core.

[wary cliff]

I think everyone nbc but i saw this at a litterature exposition at Amiens in France, that crazy like its rare to acounter a niche american artist in a France event!

I love sodikken

[forest falcon]

everyone nobody cares?

whar

[small spoke]

Idk who that is but they seem like a good artist

[cosmic rain]

National broadcasting channel 🙄

Duhr

[wary cliff]

Cant i be french for a sec?

[cosmic rain]

No

[gusty geode]

okay i looked into it, "the town inside me" is bridgets theme but the lyrics are very relatable to people who are trans

[idle crest]

Chris chan finally made it as an artist I see.

[cosmic rain]

Genuinely wild sentence

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/thor-avengers-avengers-endgame-dont-say-that-name-gif-20019194

[small spoke]

this is foul 💔

Ѕіgmа

[idle crest]

Hahahahahahaha

[cosmic rain]

Delete ts

[idle crest]

Haaaaaaaahahahahaha

[small spoke]

Ѕіgmа

Ѕіgmа

[wary cliff]

Smegma💔

[small spoke]

Mods can't censor me anymore

[gusty geode]

i hate this place sometime

[cosmic rain]

WHAT

[grand bane]

You know what? Fuck you 5 more Brisket merchandise

[cosmic rain]

Whitespace user

[small spoke]

Ѕіgmа

[cosmic rain]

Ѕіgmа

It's whitespace 🥀🥀

[small spoke]

Ѕіgmа boy Ѕіgmа boy Ѕіgmа boy Ѕіgmа boy

[dim lion]

I can't fathom the fact that there are people who never experienced this

[cosmic rain]

Real and based

[dim lion]

[wary cliff]

Can i get a cup of water please ?!🗣

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-water-cat-take-drink-slurp-gif-26196921

nah I dinked it all

Sorry

[cosmic rain]

Sit down sir

[small spoke]

Dinked it?

Why are you dinking it dude.

[wary cliff]

Get this inconvenient person out of the plane !

[gusty geode]

as your lawyer i advise you not finish this joke

ope

never mind

[cosmic rain]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shower-cat-meme-cat-memes-gif-8003337683161531887

[brisk ridge]

.

[cosmic rain]

Jesus Christ 😨

[small spoke]

Look at my lawyer bruh I'm going to jail 💔

[lofty kindle]

You only make me stronger.

[forest falcon]

real

[gusty geode]

average UK citizen

[small spoke]

You can't censor me pal

NO

noo

[dim lion]

watch us

[small spoke]

YOU CENSORED ME

[forest falcon]

lol

[cosmic rain]

Is this sound his brain cells exploding

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-lord-of-the-rings-theoden-king-of-rohan-you-have-no-power-here-gif-4952489

[wary cliff]

Bluwbewwy

[small spoke]

This only drives my motivation to keep bypassing brain rot censorship

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/soda-soder-cat-drink-drinkcheck-gif-4147138549862564848

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/power-lord-of-the-rings-lotr-gif-9197188

[wary cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-bounce-bouncy-nod-nodding-gif-2130143378239897027

[cosmic rain]

No stop please

[forest falcon]

[wary cliff]

The seal of aproval

[dim lion]

rule number SOMETHIG:
do NOT

[gusty geode]

dakta peupa

[dim lion]

English only bozo

Banned

[small spoke]

Ѕïgmа

Ѕïgmа

Ѕïgmа

[lofty kindle]

Please keep it up! It really does help in other ways.

[gusty geode]

is doctor pepper :(((

[dim lion]

mcGoobabeast

[small spoke]

Ѕïgmа YOU WILL NEVER CENSOR ME

I WILL NEVER BE CENSORED

[drowsy finch]

????

[small spoke]

Ѕïgmа boyb

[cosmic rain]

Toilet

[small spoke]

Ѕïgmа

[gusty geode]

i will steal your fingers

[dim lion]

soder

[drowsy finch]

No? I dunno

[small spoke]

This is not Ѕïgmа

[cosmic rain]

Sk|bidi

[lofty kindle]

Gooba is a beast so goobabeast seemed redundant.

[dim lion]

fellas my friend bought the switch 2

[small spoke]

tell him he should have bought a steam deck

💔

[gusty geode]

switch to what?

[dim lion]

I can't wait till he realizes he paid a grand for 30 fps

[small spoke]

still trying to search for a helldivers2 squad that won't crumble in 5 days

[gusty geode]

server?

[vernal zodiac]

wtf

[limber gyro]

All girls seem to hate me

[gusty geode]

im unacquainted with her

[cosmic rain]

Discord server

[cosmic rain]

Ok nvm I'm reporting you

[true grove]

just joined and wanted to say, the option to say "Hell nah" and it still go thru is hilarious

[vernal zodiac]

what's going on with the newgens 😭

[gusty geode]

okay the government name callout is uncalled for

[cosmic rain]

These oldheads are RUINING halfsword

Actual racism @small spoke

[vernal zodiac]

these newgens are fucking bitchless

[small spoke]

Silence WOBBER

[gusty geode]

back in my day we didnt have no blood

[lofty kindle]

I have seen allot of switch 2 hate but all the videos I have seen are comparing switch 1 titles on the switch 2. Better benchmark would be of a new title.

[gusty geode]

we just used our imagination

[cosmic rain]

Couldn't relate

[gusty geode]

no thats me

[forest falcon]

Dead as Disco crossover when?

[vernal zodiac]

Why are you talking to me like that's my name

[dim lion]

Yeah for sure, the newer games will be more optimized for the console, but I SWEAR if that thing runs 30 fps there is no hope for Nintendo

[gusty geode]

hes just leon

[lofty kindle]

lol Us old heads is why Half Sword.
-# I said that that way on porpoise no errors.

[vernal zodiac]

I'm jus him ong

[cosmic rain]

Porpoise

[gusty geode]

plus the 75+ dollar games

[vernal zodiac]

ok government name john

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/dolphin-funny-animals-gif-23061630

[cosmic rain]

Fuck i was just about to send this

[dim lion]

too speedy

[lofty kindle]

Yep they are the best ocean life forms

[small spoke]

You guys might keep trying to censor me but I will not falter

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-memes-gif-25246246

[cosmic rain]

Aren't dolphins literally the spawn of Satan tho 😔

[dim lion]

besides lobter of course

[vernal zodiac]

lithuania is christian so that's just your government name dude

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-lobster-gif-11568780

[dim lion]

indeed

lobtar is chill

[lofty kindle]

John what? Christian names are 3 form.

[idle crest]

This looks like a child tried to draw it.

[gusty geode]

lobta pretty chill widit

[cosmic rain]

Someone drop their full legal name for comparison please

[cosmic rain]

Wobta

[vernal zodiac]

so christian names are fake

[cosmic rain]

[small spoke]

șіgmа

[forest falcon]

John Halfsword Johnson

[dim lion]

Blueberry H Draggius

[small spoke]

The more you Censor brainrot

The more I try

[cosmic rain]

DRAGGIUS 😭😭

[small spoke]

șіgmа

[forest falcon]

literally aiding in censorship

[cosmic rain]

Pick a better last name

[lofty kindle]

Having a hierarchy is only one factor, they are still bugs.

[small spoke]

Expect I can keep finding ways

It's not finite

[cosmic rain]

Crustacean, thank you very much.

[dim lion]

The H stands for Hubert Blaine
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff

[lofty kindle]

The greatest creatures do instill a sense of childlike wonder.

[small spoke]

ѕіgmа

[cosmic rain]

[small spoke]

ѕіgmа

ѕіgmа boy

ѕіgmа boy ѕіgmа boy

[drowsy finch]

Thats tough

[lofty kindle]

Crustaceans are literally wet bugs.

[dim lion]

I just googled the longest name that started with H lmao

[cosmic rain]

YOURE A WET BUG

[small spoke]

You guys will never be available to censor me

ѕіgmа

[teal pulsar]

👎

[drowsy finch]

I have no idea man </3

[small spoke]

ѕіgmа boy

[dim lion]

that's where you're wrong pal

you are also spamming

[small spoke]

I have infinite ways to bypass brainrot censorship

[small spoke]

Woah woah woah

[cosmic rain]

Ban him! Ban him! Ban him!

[small spoke]

[dim lion]

I have infinite ways to ungooba your gooba

[cosmic rain]

Get this filthy Wobba hater OUT

[small spoke]

SILENCE WOBBER

[teal pulsar]

A WITCH!!!!

[gusty geode]

how many ways do you have to bypass timeout?

[cosmic rain]

Mods ban for racism

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-ah-he-said-it-family-guy-gif-7387202

[teal pulsar]

GUYS HE IS A WITCH!!!

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-holy-grail-witch-gif-6657759

[gusty geode]

A DUCK

[teal pulsar]

HE WEIGHS THE SAME AS A DUCK!!

[small spoke]

a couple of ways I call one of those ways "ligma"

[dim lion]

A WITCH

[gusty geode]

who the hell is ninja?

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/witch-pointing-point-accusation-witches-gif-19909531

[cosmic rain]

You're not slick

[small spoke]

ligma my balls

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/what-an-outrageous-accusation-saturday-night-live-how-dare-you-thats-not-true-john-mulaney-gif-19132522

[cosmic rain]

Nobody is falling for a ligma joke in the big 25

[teal pulsar]

DIP HIM IN WATER!!!

[dim lion]

who's Steve Jobs?

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/ligma-balls-gif-17123378006739984700

[idle crest]

Slick ma balls

[gusty geode]

i love steve mama, host of family arguments

[lofty kindle]

What's ligma?

[dim lion]

Did you guys see that someone in the halls of Congress mentioned "SkibidiToiletCoin"

[limber gyro]

What's that mean

[dim lion]

[small spoke]

ѕіgmа․

[limber gyro]

@dim lion HIIIII OMG HAIIII HELLOOOO HAIII HIIII ❤️

[small spoke]

ѕіgmа

[dim lion]

yes my dad is ultimate dad

[small spoke]

ѕіgmа․

[lofty kindle]

Nope. I actually never met my Dad.

[dim lion]

[jagged jasper]

imagine willie in dead by daylight

[small spoke]

No not really

I don't think he knows how to even make a joke

[limber gyro]

That's big

[teal pulsar]

HS IS BEING CONTROLLED BY THE DEVIL

[dim lion]

indeed he was bestowed a golden cigar for his work

[lofty kindle]

Just the cards I was dealt.

[small spoke]

ѕіgmа․

[small spoke]

keep trying to Censor me

[jagged jasper]

survivor?
🤨

[idle crest]

Shit is as shit does.

[small spoke]

Will not work

[dim lion]

no it was all him, no miracles

[idle crest]

Why can't I reply with voice notes anymore

[dim lion]

hmmm

[small spoke]

They stole bros voice notes

[jagged jasper]

imagine the BRUTAL moris that willie would do

[small spoke]

This is LITERALLY 1984 BRO

[dim lion]

[small spoke]

ѕіgmа․

[jagged jasper]

id imagine itd be the beggar boss

[idle crest]

No I can send voice notes but the reply doesn't apply to them

[lofty kindle]

It is my favorite part of the day.

[small spoke]

Y'all have given up on censoring me

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-mouth-neo-mr-anderson-melted-gif-7848092

[small spoke]

Hahahahahahaha

[small spoke]

It won't work pal

ѕіgmа․

[dim lion]

Oh, must be a discord error. I see that too

[limber gyro]

💋

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/too-fast-slow-down-tony-stark-ironman-ironman3-gif-26260103

[jagged jasper]

maybe maybe

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-hop-on-hop-on-helldivers-hop-on-helldivers-2-gif-9128817397966944945

[limber gyro]

LITHUANIAN!??? OOORAAAAAHHGGG LITVAAAAAAAAA

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

Counter argument

[limber gyro]

On the cheek (?)

[small spoke]

Nice argument but I've convinced myself you're not a real person and therefore will not be listening to you

[dim lion]

just this once

[small spoke]

freaks

[gusty geode]

thank you blueberry you just stopped me from gambling

[small spoke]

[gusty geode]

time to go break some bones now

[dim lion]

Woah woah woah

Don't get too hasty

Gambling on what

[gusty geode]

well

fake gambling

clown poker

[dim lion]

Lame ass

[gusty geode]

balatro

[limber gyro]

LEON KENNEDY IS LITHUANIAN HOORAH

[small spoke]

you're not a ai?

[idle crest]

Leon Kennedy is my babe

[dim lion]

sorry, my algorithms will not allow me to answer this question.

[limber gyro]

Don't you watch Eurovision

[gusty geode]

i thought that was for middle aged people

[small spoke]

What I've been doing lately

[dim lion]

Give me 500 bollars for pokemon cards 🗣️

[dreamy mango]

ꮇꮯꮤꮎꮑꭰꭼꭱᏼꭼꭺꮪꭲ

halfsword-chat-⚔

Carpets were often used indoors.

[dim lion]

I'll show you how a real man gambles

[limber gyro]

@gloomy crest
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1167171853249413240/1372679935881383997/Screenshot_20250515_235943_TikTok.jpg?ex=6842ae0f&is=68415c8f&hm=31803fafe1314cda5f717001b098d2a0ac1669eb33c385c3e0ddc10efef339c8&

[small spoke]

Who develops the Willie bot anyway

[dim lion]

Willie

[limber gyro]

And you're right

[small spoke]

I'm assuming one person due to its simplicity

[dim lion]

it's just a reskinned mee6

[idle crest]

I hate this.

[limber gyro]

He's sentient

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

You love it?

Ok sure I will post it every time I talk here

[gusty geode]

500 dollars coming right up (its all zimbabwean dollars so its actually like 0.00000032 dollars)

[spark quartz]

Is that tiktok

[limber gyro]

LITVAAAAAAAAA 💪💪💪💪💪

[dim lion]

that's progress baby

[small spoke]

How much is one Zimbabwe dollar

Makes me wonder

[spark quartz]

I was just curious didnt recognize the app interface

[stark basin]

when we get weapon customization?

[spark quartz]

Thanks John Lithuania

[small spoke]

When mods get paid

[dim lion]

Proooobably early access.

[gusty geode]

1 ZWL = 0.003106 USD

[small spoke]

(in 50 years)

[stark basin]

how get early access?

[small spoke]

Well that's one hundred trillion

[spark quartz]

Hey it's cuteberry dragon

[dim lion]

It'll be releasing Q4 of this year!

[gusty geode]

thats how you really get your money up

[limber gyro]

Divide by 500 you primary school dropout

[dim lion]

Make sure you Wishlist!

[idle crest]

Yea it'll get you a haircut

Maybe

[small spoke]

I think people in Zimbabwe use it as wall paper cus it's cheaper then wall paper

[stark basin]

(im not good at english) what q4 of this year mean? october?

[gusty geode]

you may be thinking of venezuela

[small spoke]

You may be thinking about Deez nuts

[dim lion]

Yep! Sometime between October-December!

[gusty geode]

i know they make bags out of dollar bills over there

[gusty geode]

dude who IS STEVE JOBS???

[small spoke]

Ligma balls

[idle crest]

If you want to get your money up you save up a bunch of money, fly to shri lanka, exchange all your money for shri Lanka bucks, buy loads of expensive shit, fly back to your country, sell it all.

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/ligma-ligmaballs-steve-jobs-gif-23777201

[limber gyro]

It's we still love you

[gusty geode]

4fps watchmen

[zenith dirge]

hes basically the guy behind the iphone

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/gameundt-fallout-maximus-outerops-gif-4067651569052406982

[gusty geode]

i just looked behind mine and no one is there

[drowsy finch]

Space marine!

[zenith dirge]

this guy

[gusty geode]

omg john halo!!!

[dim lion]

Ligma balls

[limber gyro]

Blueberry keep yo slutty mouth shut I mean as a society we accept him and his flaws @dim lion

[small spoke]

inappropriate I've reported you to your community manager

[dim lion]

alright man that's not appropriate

[gusty geode]

why is he behind my iphone?

[dim lion]

enough

[lunar stream]

sybau 🥀

[zenith dirge]

what kind? basketballs, baseballs, golf balls, meatballs?

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-scared-scaryy-spooky-boo-gif-16577983529805683314

[gusty geode]

see what you did? you got too silly

[zenith dirge]

hes spying on you

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/tennis-ball-bird-gif-4175687907139748602

[gusty geode]

me when magnets

[zenith dirge]

tennis bird balls

[drowsy finch]

What compelled you to write this <\3

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-camera-gif-24492874

[dim lion]

true..

[gusty geode]

can i get a meatlong football?

[idle crest]

You never go full silly

[lunar stream]

can i get a meatfoot longball

[limber gyro]

The reaction

[zenith dirge]

yes but good luck eating it all

[stark basin]

hear me out...
if zimbawe dollars costs less of paper
and that means that you have to pay more dollars (made of paper) for paper
and you use the same paper to make more money
soo papeer = paper money >>> normal paper money
soo it auto inflate itself where the paper will always costs more money, but the paper itself will be worth more to make more money
and if it cost more to make more money, the demands of paper will go low, making the few paper sellers a big sellers
soo the zimbawe dollar will actually auto inflate himself making paper costs more, even if with a idk a page of paper you can make 5/6 (theorically) zimbawe dollars
because zimbawe doesent use specific paper for money you just need normal paper and making that you can pay paper with more money that you can actually make by transforming the paper in money

READ ALL

[gusty geode]

footlong meatball? thats a long meatball

https://tenor.com/view/maybeeeee-try-not-to-laugh-gif-12778510

[dim lion]

we ain't that tight homie
I do not appreciate you speaking to me like that

[zenith dirge]

meatball hotdog

[worldly vapor]

what

[gusty geode]

dude

[small spoke]

it's so sad blueberry died of berry poisoning

[gusty geode]

you are a GENIUS

[stark basin]

yea dude

is zimbawe money/paper paradox

[zenith dirge]

i would eat one

[gusty geode]

bubby just became a millionaire

[limber gyro]

Alright gang I thought we tight drinking milk from the same bottle tight...... 🫐

[gusty geode]

billionaire even

[stark basin]

bubby

what you think of the zimbawe paradox

[small spoke]

Bubba

[gusty geode]

bubbionaire

[zenith dirge]

im not gonna ask wtf that is

[stark basin]

@zenith dirge

[zenith dirge]

YOU ALREDY HAVE MY ATTENTION YOU TRICK

[small spoke]

someone just mailed me something

[limber gyro]

I'll just go cry because everyone here wants my death

Bye chat

[forest falcon]

pipebomb

♥️

[zenith dirge]

poop

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373147173008707606/1379165506635956485/togif.gif

[zenith dirge]

i called some guy a trick and he fell silent

yall think hes a trick?

[small spoke]

what's a trick

[idle crest]

Why is everyone so mean to me?

[idle crest]

Real

[drowsy finch]

THANK YOU

[zenith dirge]

someone who buys services from prostitutes

[small spoke]

Oh

[drowsy finch]

I didn’t know how to convey the bit

[small spoke]

Yikes

[zenith dirge]

i shall speak of the meaning no more as the mods wont like it

but that is what it means

[stark basin]

read

[small spoke]

Ignore

Was trying to use discord bot 😭

[drowsy finch]

It worked!

[indigo hare]

Fool

[drowsy finch]

Measter…

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1086506182090440794/1380263281498914987/attachment.gif

Fuck gif doesn't work

[zenith dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1086506182090440794/1380263281498914987/attachment.gif?ex=68433dda&is=6841ec5a&hm=58cbc3b1700d017399b4320036aec0b71f6129c38d1eb0d051e82f586c9baccf&

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1086506182090440794/1380263392165761156/togif.gif

[small spoke]

HOW

MINE DOESN'T WORK

[dim lion]

Discord bot gifs are boofed rn

[small spoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1086506182090440794/1380263281498914987/attachment.gif

Ts pmo

[small spoke]

ѕіgmа․

[dim lion]

Just save it as a ss

[dim lion]

I'm banning you

[zenith dirge]

i ever tell yall about the time i went into a fat positivity server and scared everyone there?

[indigo hare]

Beautiful

[small spoke]

not as beautiful as gooba

Look at him..

[dim lion]

wow that's crazy haha so funny I love making fun of people

[zenith dirge]

it was halloween, come on i had to

[indigo hare]

Why? 🙁

[small spoke]

He just said vegetables as a very obvious joke and I don't think it's making fun of anyone 😭

[dim lion]

😭 bro had the spirit of evil around him

[dim lion]

I know I'm just giving him shit

[dim lion]

I don't like you rock-types

[small spoke]

Bubbles

[dim lion]

big water and grass type fan here

sorry pal

[zenith dirge]

me and my Algerian homie albert get evil.

[small spoke]

Can my slibing stop assaulting me with a fucking bucket

[dim lion]

Lmao

[drowsy finch]

Put them down

[small spoke]

buds on the floor rn 🙏

[zenith dirge]

get a stun gun

[small spoke]

HELL HELL NAW

[zenith dirge]

and tase him in his sleep as a prank

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/u-can’t-make-ts-up-vr-boxing-knockout-gif-10343951840424204835

[forest falcon]

low effort Willie in a jar

[worldly vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881963974747361310/1377296819280810075/Show_this_man_202505272248-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[jagged jasper]

peter how are you doing that

[worldly vapor]

who the fuck is peter

[jagged jasper]

family guy

[zenith dirge]

the

[worldly vapor]

ugly foot

[zenith dirge]

i hurt my ankle yesterday

[echo kernel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/712990863189344256/840877671284998164/url.gif

[zenith dirge]

wrong foot

[worldly vapor]

is this your foot

[zenith dirge]

nah

[odd barn]

bro what the fuck 💀

[zenith dirge]

sickle

[odd barn]

hell no

[zenith dirge]

if you cant handle the game than why are you in its discord server?

[odd barn]

who said i cant?

[small spoke]

bros putting words in his mouth

[stable basin]

pretty sure he’s just saying its cursed

[small spoke]

[zenith dirge]

HOOWAHHH

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-kasane-pearto-triple-baka-triple-baka-teto-dance-gif-14219668400298611625

[odd barn]

i wonder what goes up your mind

🙂

[zenith dirge]

gross

[zenith dirge]

mexican coca cola!!!!

[stable basin]

hey guys

rock

[odd barn]

what is that supposed to mean

😭

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1091441098829856949/1326387760529150045/attachment-9-2.gif

[stable basin]

rock!

[odd barn]

that was so random

[lunar stream]

stone

[odd barn]

phone

[worldly vapor]

wale service provider

[worldly vapor]

whys the soil look like that

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/ew-brotha-eww-meme-eww-eww-gif-gif-1452572770363109714

[worldly vapor]

so infertile

[stable basin]

and its a geode guys

a big geode

or smth

yknow maybe its like a quartz rock instead?

either way its pretty fire

[zenith dirge]

use a concrete saw to cut it in half

[stable basin]

this is the embodiment of everytime something goes wrong with my contacts while their in my eyes

[wild iron]

first EVER slam

[stable basin]

i mean i might

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1339022230591639552/1364229302400323656/togif.gif

[stable basin]

ok thats clean ill admit

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-gif-25116077

[wild iron]

damn is he good?

[zenith dirge]

yes

[wild iron]

Prolly just a boo boo

[small spoke]

Hop on helldivers2

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-hop-on-hop-on-helldivers-hop-on-helldivers-2-gif-9128817397966944945

[drowsy finch]

Helldiber!!

[pearl coral]

oh yeah i forgot about that

[small spoke]

wait so which side are we even fighting anyway

automations squids or bugs

[lunar stream]

i feel like we're gonna go more against bots now

bugs will probably attack later

[fringe zodiac]

willies head cant track me but his hand sure as hell can (im doing spinjitsu)

[drowsy finch]

I don’t like squids

They’re weird, blue, and they get everywhere.

[fringe zodiac]

squids r gone vro

they dissapeared after the invasion on super earth

[wild iron]

Gripping his fucking ribcage

holy

[drowsy finch]

And I still don’t like them

[merry wyvern]

Squiddidi toilet

[pearl coral]

squids are gone

[pearl coral]

i love fighting them

[small spoke]

Yea I forgot

I only need 600 more super credits before I can buy the newest warbond

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-gif-22710838

[merry wyvern]

did they drop a new one or is it still the cowboy one

[pearl coral]

only

[drowsy finch]

Bots are my favies

[pearl coral]

they dropped another and there's another coming the 12th

[small spoke]

Only 10 hours of grinding left trust

[drowsy finch]

I’m gonna run default helldiver gear now that it’s just bugs and bots again