#general-catfish-π±π
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there was one that stabbed me the otherday
Gta 4β¦
Bee thting
insurance fraud missions from Saints Row
true
Watchdogs 2β¦.
watching dogs the sequel
did watch dogs 2 raelly have that good of physics
I have better physics
ngl I really want to like Watch Dogs 2 but aside from the fun ability to use rc cars and drones it's so boring π
very aero dynamic
there is this
festival thing we have you should join it
basically you have to kill a sheep and give away it's meat
YOU
BETTER
GO
CATCH
IT
SAME
allergic boy
I HAD SPENT 3 DAYS WITH AN INSANE TEMPERARTURE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO SYMPTOMPS
ONLY TO END UP WITH A RUNNING NOSE FOR A FUCKING WEEK
it's a tumor
how do u know
is modding the game safe? and is it bannable?
Move to alaska
mosquito hell
Mississippi
both are terrible
move to ohio, specifically knox county
you will only experience few brain hungry individuals
Permanent bug zappers need to be set up
but its good
Knox County is kentucky
oki
100 of these per 1 acre
Like illuminate helldiver zappers
π§
Is that an ogre?
in disguise?
you'll have to peel it to find out
i'm bored
@drowsy finch send your best billhook clip
Oh golly
Prenerf rali was a serial killer
nice
are you using a reshade btw?
or just dx12
This oneβs also pretty good
I wasss but only in the playtestt
dam that stab was smooth
wtf is happening to Willies legs now
playing with a falchion is so hard
he keeps stumbling on air
not falling but just jittering in place
bro
6 times in a row
i am unable to complete baron
cus i keep getting a fatal crash
nah beo
its lik
im cookinf
then the game shits itse;f
Btw the time that this shit was happening the punic wars was also happening
Turn off gore
Lower the graphics or something
Turning off gore turns off blood though so same diff
Yeah but don't you have to change settings in the files for that
Oh right there's a blood slider
I forgor
It's my gfs cat
But I drew on it
I usually just pick a random image from my gallery
Block+reported for terrorism+doxxed
you got blocked, reported for terrorism and got doxxed?
wow you are a terrorist after all this time...
Uhh I tried to screenshot me about to report you for terrorism but accidentally reported it as "I don't like it"π₯
people are stupid
like what
Mine is an original one lol
poopyhead
Calm down buddy β π¨ β
JOB
like poopyhead you two i wasn't saying vel is a poopyhead
no
shower
ts pmo unemployment aura ikiab sybau
I donβt either
where do u get money from

I hate the idea of not having a job, as much as I equally hate working
Whoa
Because it feels reassuring to have a source of income
k
Thank you :D
π
i lwk feel like doing random projects and orders for a living
As long as I never have to touch linkedIn a day in my life I'll join you
i also feel like cybersecurity will make me a fortune especially with ai
Bro I was gonna use stock photography as a side hustle but AI genuinely trampled it so like wtf do I do now ππ
For a lot less money
i wonder if we'll reach the point where ai is just too expensive to use
unless its genuine slop
so they hire actual people
Yah but that requires more work than making a stock image portfolio
Because stock images pay monthly
From how many people used that image that month
Some quick passive income
eh we'll see in 5 years what the world will become
they're still trying to replace us all in 6 months for the like 4th year
yo @hollow gale
canada
my indecisiveness about the game i should play bothers me
Atleast you tried
ignorant
Albuquerque
he's ascending
He's a tweaker
mace-sword abomination
Paid Early access releases Q4 this year
whats q4
4th quarter. October November December
rust
is just
a rollercoaster
of opinions
whar is the point of hell and heaven
Afghanistan
so true
unfortunately i failed geography
i can barely name a few countries of europe
history and geography are jsut not for me
uncanny resemblance
like overall?
maybe some era/region is more interesting
Do willie
Itch oi willie
Demo willie
Older Willie EA with skin and eye tech
I feel proud of myself, Iβm getting better with consistent angling in my drawings
would yall crack Willie
Whatβs that supposed to mean
Yuh
@packgod
Humble this man

Genuinely what the fuck

AI getting WAY too good
Also if I pull up and my demon child looks like a horror movie nun I'm dipping
Loool
Not tryna get slimed after a 12 hour shift π
Go to sleep buddy
Don't have children
I speak from experience
Goodnight πππ
Isn't Willie modeled after your son
is it another sad Fubuki video?
another remake. Basically the original but it's extended, added a couple tweeks here and there, and changed the key from F Minor to C Minor, for extra coldness.
ye, the same author
Indeed
Why do you regret Willie πππ
is his son Robert Pattinson?
He keeps half swording my house
Encourage him to be the greatest half sworder in the lands
Holy time capsule
I ll put all the cost on him once he moves out and is 18
i forgot which one it was
You're SUCH a kevin
cube from fortnite
Am GHM
KVN
Nuh uhh
worst hair ever
no bro her hair is doo doo
Mili likes ittt
guy pulls up in car then gets out the backseat
Why not the front seat
the cursed ussr dolls
Its THE experiment
nobody even knows waht buckwheat is
Just add bread into soup
Buckwheat+
Wheat thatβs been bucked, idot
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ok bud youre eating barley bread for the next year
i'll go make hardtack
Reminding me of something an artist I enjoy drew once lmao
Porridge with fried bacon or fried belly pork
I don't eat it, but I can imagine it being banger
Probably
Watch as I take on the challenge of beating the Half Sword ultimate boss, The Baron, as a Peasant! Can I do it? Let's find out in this fast-paced (if not idiotic) gameplay video! Get ready for blood, sweat, & a few tears!
It's time to settle some unfinished business!
Half Sword is a game (currently a free demo!) that features physics based com...
i did NOT expect to see positive result in the end
whaaa

y'all are insane
the filter can't stop me
i'm above the law
all dayyyyy
and i shat on a shit made by a dog which shat a shit
hi
No chat flood. Ban.
@drowsy finch we just got rear ended hard as shit earlier π
Boy do I love maryland
also a hibachi buffet place near my gf house got shot up
what a state
they should just add a kick your willie gamemode where ur in a room like kick the buddy, and u can spawn any weapons from a ui with images, and throw around and beat ur willie up
ive tried rolling around it and it doesnt work half the time cause i die on touch
i usually circle the npc, the closer the better, or knock the fork out the way with my weapon
Thats our culture right there
The hardtack is in the oven
stopped at a light and still got hit bru
People deadass so special
Shit like that is exactly why I hate driving
Just in general
Yet my dad gets mad at me for the fact I hate driving
i snapped his enck
this is... an unsettling combination of AI
Wdym? Thatβs just a home video of galaxy as a kid
Obviously
Bro mad cus u don't wanna randomly combust
why is half the map just unplayable
my guy keeps tripping over air
and itsa not the clumsy physics i will just start crouching and not moving for no reason when i go over specific areas
hi
telekinesis caltrops
bnut actually what is it
its bugging out all the npcs too
why does the father in this look like joseph gordon-levitt
Idk I ll ask my dad and his dad
Brose Name Is BJ Simpson
his middle name is also JoJo
so the simpsons are a jojo reference
the industrial revolution and its consequences
okay I was not expecting that one
not a single shag has happened in that ss
salt the snail not fart on it you lunatics
sex
general chat is incomprehensible today
nobody even knows who this guy is

pack god
mf just saying shit
me when my schizophrenic word salad ass starts going crazy
#packgod
yolo
amirite?
#packgod
mid anime
I prefer your Willieposting over packgodposting
The resurgence of edgy 12 year olds
there is no popularity of packgod
this is a psyop
packgod is more irrelevant than dog shit, at least I see dog shit outside

ok
this is much better

what am i looking at
is anyone else here covered in ticks
Forbidden gushers
My Leg
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YES KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT
PUT IT IN A BLENDER
oh cool grandpa played half sword
i hate this fucking thing
everyone in my class is obsessed with it
shikanokonoko koshi tan tan
lowkey bouta start deer hunting just so i can tell them i shot their waifu in the fucking throat
π¦
now that i think about it i havent had deer in a hot minute
guys please π
calm down bubbi
i dont know this
am calm
how old are yall π
calm because im eating a breadstick
god help me π
@zenith dirge
the fact that ellis is probably a limp bizkit fan makes this 10 times better
anyway my hardtack is ready, gonna go turn the oven off
do the chem question bro π
you have ruined my italian style garlic breadsticks
how dare you
oh my lord i sware ive died more to fatal exception, or the baron pulling his longsword out and it teleporting inside me than anything else ;((((((((
Has anyone here played Slendytubbies
slendy chuddies
half tempted to hide artifacts from one civilization in a random country to confuse the hell out of people in the future
Eat them
I went to the store to buy a snack
Nicknames are for friends, and Wollard Jackson is no friend of mine.
which one? the country or the artifacts
Country
Free my boy
can i get 3 days prep time?
2
YO GURT ANDROID GANG FOR LIFE
ok i am full now
whats haiti
a country in the Caribbean
i got told to eat countrys
i had 2 days prep time
but i forgot time so i kinda like..
FIRE
bro TS IS GENUINELY TERRIFYING
There will come a day when we will probably have to argue with someone younger than discord.
Nvm
hm
Shut up shut up shut up
i wonder if i can turn willie into cloth properly now
This wonβt happen
Time wonβt move forward
We will all be young and hip and cool forever
Wait how long ago was discord made
Like 2015?
This goes hard
What
my axcount
oh good
No I donβt want to
well 1 of my accounts
Why do I only have Palmaris longus muscle on my left hand
That employee is diabolical
HOLY SHIT
DID HE TURN IT ON WHEN HIS HEAD WAS IN IT
π
Bro had NO No NO reason to do that
an open microwave wouldnt actually hurt him
He committed a murder for absolutely NO reason
its rubber
he'd get massive burns on his face but his head wont explode
We're closer than I thought.
Shut up nerd

Funfact in 3 years people as old as discord can use discord 
Thatβs not a fun fact thatβs a sad fact
q4 2025
never
Play test comes later this year
Early access
nice
this game is really nice
So are you
We work
hahahh
To earn the right to work
you can get the game for free by saying 20 nice things to the devs before the game comes out
and you π»
ts gonna be fire
i dont want a game like this for free il be happy to support with a few bucks
yeah they're not gonna be few
The world just gets shitter over time.
haha ok yea i dont mind if its even gonna be 30 bucks
20-30 bucks is fair ish?
Considering it's a indie project I think
i mean yea, this game gives a big fun factor and is very enjoyable, contents gonna be more too i guess
30 bucks is absolutely fair imo when you consider how unique the game is, pioneering their own gore engine, working on it all the time from the ground up
its really way more effort than any AAA studio has done in the last 20 years
real
Aaa games are only expensive because of the budget they gave random games that don't deserve it
Bethesda out here using the same engine for like 15 years instead of just making a new one
meanwhile these guys are in a cave with a box of scraps, making their own unique gore engine to fix fatal errors
imagine what bethesda could do if it was actually trying
im SO SALTY
Real
But yea
30 bucks is a fair price
But I think it could very well be around 20-30 bucks
Only pricing info is it being in the premium indie game price range
starfield was groundbreaking innovation in the gaming world
30 dollars
the gamebryo engine is old enough to drink nowadays
pioneering new ways to delude the audience into robbing themselves
It made me want to break the ground
50 Zimbabwe dollars take it or leave it
I only ever buy the old Ubisoft games
ign gamers lmao
and people who don't know any better or anything about the industry
specially that new star wars one I saw 1 vid on before it disappeared from the internet
ign says it's good bro
I've only ever seen people shitting on it
Should have just made a trilogy for Jedi fallen order
i saw a video of a guy standing in front of a scout trooper and he was just havign a standing seizure completely unable to attack the player
game is abysmal dogshit
π
That's the exact reason I started making my own star wars game
Bros getting drained like a juice box
im actually baffled people are buying ubisoft games nowadays
at least like 5,000 people boguht outlaws
Sluuurp
Yes Moai, this appears to be similar to drinking and finishing a juice box.
10/?
10
Fred
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1373910/Anvil_Empires/ So peak. I may or may not be in the trailer 
MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER CONQUESTPlay in a large scale game of conquest that takes weeks to play out. Wage war alongside thousands of players across a persistent online world. Custom server technology enables up to 1000 players to fight shoulder to shoulder in a massive real-time melee battle. Battles are organically instigated by players in anβ¦
To be announced
talk about peak and trailers
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you're not
also this game seems cool wtf

Dust mentioned.
gramps you arent young anymore
take your pills
Im getting his autograph
do yall have a preferred lock on strength
all way up
0 cause I donβt need to lock on I just need to lock in
how bro feels after sending that
Thatβs not how I feel, itβs just how I am
ok unc
yea this is hella helpful ty
You know what? Arenβt you late for kindergarten?
Ha
Flipped it on you
Got em
No recovery
bro too old he forgot how old i am
moai has alzahaimar
Oh right I forgot youβre due for the retirement home
π
OLD
at least i don't have a daughter and day drink smh
ur unrelated
Ur unrelated
ur disrelated
Ur BANNED
Absolute projection
Thatβs right, my go to power move
No recovering for you
Fred drust feat abdulahmid
understandable
you slenderd the last name π
ts server sometimes feels like
Fed dirt
Not enough going on
Dolt
100 lock on = max aim assist ultrakill
In other words, coin.
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Cannot remember all this use /mommy to pull up this guide!
ty
creatura
Bro is on the move.
insert skweezy jibbs gif
frank
daring today
what did i do
nothing the wording is just funny lol
i got a new keyboartd so im not used to it\
i got a brand new saxophone
can i change my nick
i dont know
can you
change it to !!!1211fuud
cro wants his name to be hoisted π
ikr π
why
me when i lie
don't make useless spam posts in the feedback channel. Use it for what it's intended for.
why not π€
how is that usless
i have a mc
mac
and i want to play halfswird
without having to spemnd 70 bucks on crossover
I thought you were talking about someone named Mac and I was like "tf does this even mean
" πππ
that's totally my bad
???
yo just turn ur graphics and stuff down
completely down
and ur fine
I misunderstood
what you meant
it still is pretty useless
oh
yeah that's my fault lol
yoooo i have a 2011 windows laptop bro its all the way down
nothing works
yo ur cooked ggs
uhhhh
how
mac miller in half sword
dude get a new laptop or a gaming laptop
gaming laptops try not to die in 5 seconds after being unplugged challenge (impossible)
theyre good bro fym
my friend runs half sword on full graphics on a gaming laptop
and full resolution
its possible
GET A WINDOWS COMPUTER, MAC FUCKING SUCKS ANYWAY
did you even read what i said
i dont got that kind of money
im crashing in rn
frankly enough
"port to (x)"
gee im sure they never thought of that
brotein shake is wrong and says he doesn't care π₯
Yo, how much does a chimney cost
Brotein shake
depends
???
a nonzero sum of dollars
what is port to x
What do you mean full resolution
what is so complicated about having the game be compatible with mac
No, it costs Zero, bcs its on the house
when u go in settings and then press display
right below graphics
you'll never know
Im so banned
Ha
fuck is this guy talking about LOL?
read my bio, i exist to hate on shit
Weird
brother you're the one lacking reading comprehension π
True
you didn't bother reading what i said and got mad when i pointed it out
what are u talkin about son
get a grip man π
i didnt get mad, how did I even get mad?
omg go to dms
GRR I AM ANGRY AND SHIT!!
RAAAAGHH!!!
Damn this guy is angey
what did this guy take holy
get this man a 
wobba says be nice to eachother
Eat your shit sandwiches in private.
idk why people use mac for gaming it aint da move
please tell me you're not talking about shit
Mac can be used, but only if you get the best of their computers
It's for portability and the access for the iphone to connect
mac can be used but only if you DUMB..
I don't use them because they suck
Insanity is correct
Tell βem Sam
i already stopped π
tbh why buy mac it aint worth it for gaming only work stuff

I guess unless you get a 3k laptop maybe it'd be chill
but why did everyone downvorw my suggestion
Stop resisting

even then just get a pc if u gonna spend dat much on a laptop
I AM ABOVE THE LAW
Unless you want portability
portability aint worth it if da laptop cant even handle simple game but if u using for work understandable
What was the suggestion?
add the game to mac
lmao idk bout dat one chief
"make your playerbase bigger"
PC is the primary focus for Early Access. Will be looking into other platforms and consoles during or after EA.
yeah 4 the 1 guy who has a mac
what is ea
There are allot more then you would think.
Early Access
sports
Early Access.
its in the game
how lomg os tjat gpmap inlast
\
hes inventing a new language
ngl same lmao

phew
i agree
no ur An ideot and you descended from Clams
took a second to realize he meant apple mac
yo
an ideot?
Sir clams arent related to dragons.
Yse ur Idot πΉπππππππΉπΉβοΈβοΈβοΈ
And u Descended from Barnacles
this guy just called me an idiot in dark ages lingo
how can u agree to a question
π»π»π»πΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπππΉπΉβοΈβοΈβοΈ
that was a question? damn
I concur.
Oh would you look at the time
And you descended from Deep Sea Sponges ππβ οΈβ οΈβοΈβοΈππΉππΉπΉ
It's my daily gurt mod abuse hour coming up
i was hungy okay
Roasted af
And you descended from Coral
πππβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈβ οΈπ£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£π£
do it on me
which kind of coral..
What did I descend to?
everyone gets one
no i want it to specifically be me
?
i want all the mod abusing to happen to me
Careful, Easter will get rowdy
fire
Gorilla nipple zoanthid
gorillas do not have nipples
Sponge brain
they do
wait blueberry is a wobba lover now and not a berserk hater
the world has fallen
no they dont
trust me I have experiene
Wobba isn't real.
Yes they do
youre a liar
Iβve seen them up close
oh
VERY close
You've been wobbad! Send this to your friends to TOTALLY wobba them!

gooba is the one thats real?
You can test armor in the menu.
is that what it's for?
Yas Dragonborn SLAAAAYYβ¨
my chest hurts so fucking much
is there a way to reset my progress i beat all the levels but i wanna do it again with fists only
any poleaxe bros in chat

Wobba is being silenced
Wobbas rise up
wobba is lame
Im a stubborn mf
Man oh man
This is my favorite mini game.
Ah man
Where? Tell @unreal bay
More like Dave the banned
Can the real wobba please stand up, please stand up!!
No!
Mantic
he lives
Oh my god itβs a revolution
Wobba is beautiful
Viva la wobba
Viva la wobba
VIVA LA WOBBA
contemplates deleting stickers
he did its true
You did not save the file?
What did you ping me for?
Nice
everyone gets one..

mcwonder pov
I get it, I am getting missed
lmao
Who made this?
i did
Make it a sticker..
im gonna ping devs
Please
do not!
errrrgh the urge is too strong
we already have a 1984 sticker 
why did we name an anti ship rocket Tiny Tim
me personally, i would have rather chosen Big Jim or something, considering it's an aircraft fired rocket meant to bitch slap a shit harder than a stepfather coming home from work
This oneβs better
Willie has an adamantium skeleton
why does it sound like they say n word for one of the taunt line thingys

Willie is a racist???? π
Beautiful
yes
Wow thatβs a throwback
He says Egad. Willie is not racist
Get your ears checked.
his name is willie?
Everyone encourage him
no please
Dont cancel my comfort character
NO PUBLIC SHAMING
he looks more like a william.
I would never, see?
I said encourage!
The mods are fighting
Pics or didnβt happen, and no, message logs donβt count
I can see the edit logs buffoon.
he said they dont count
Thank you
I wonder how many Mantic V Blueberry wars have been waged
wish there was a online mode π€




