general-catfish-🐱🐟

[tawny bear]

i got that warhammer gladius for free from steam

[astral ether]

I have it as well but I’m not all too big on 4x strategy

[tawny bear]

wdym by 4x?

[astral ether]

That’s the genre, no?

[tawny bear]

warhammer?

[astral ether]

You know, stuff like civ or stellaris

[tawny bear]

oh

[astral ether]

4x grand strategy

[tawny bear]

first time i hear of a 4x genre lol

i call it turn based strategy

give a try though the faction and units are nice

[drowsy finch]

I’m cooked, I thought that was the illuminate for a split second

[safe raft]

it's short for "Explore Expand, Exploit and Exterminate", so you can prolly guess what type of games those are

[astral ether]

Yeah lol

[tawny bear]

oh

[astral ether]

Lmfao

Helldiver brain worms are rooted in deep 💔

[tawny bear]

for the greater good

[astral ether]

Personally I like the necrons

[idle crest]

Best game

[drowsy finch]

MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️

[tawny bear]

i like the tau for now

[drowsy finch]

Fuck yes.

[astral ether]

Vermintide is one of the few instances I’ve seen skaven portrayed seriously lol

And tbf

The skaven can unironically be fucking terrifying

[drowsy finch]

Is that one of the Dawn of War games?

[idle crest]

People shit on Tau all the time but I always say, like them or hate them at least they aren't ultramarines or space wolves.

[tawny bear]

my friend said the same and i was like why

[astral ether]

I think the t’au are nice, I like to thinj of them as a breath of fresh air in 40k

[tawny bear]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/489630/Warhammer_40000_Gladius__Relics_of_War/

Steam

Warhammer 40,000: Gladius - Relics of War

Gladius Prime was known to Imperial scholars as a planet of archeological interest. During its colonization ancient relics were found, revealing hints of a shrouded past. But it was more than relics. Something awakened, an unspeakable horror from an ancient past, and the citizens of Gladius found themselves trapped in a terrible war for survival…

Price

$39.99

Recommendations

7352

Metacritic

71

▶ Play video

[drowsy finch]

Luv the tau :)

[astral ether]

Same goes for leagues of votann

[tawny bear]

the game is pretty good

[idle crest]

Choosing ultramarines or space wolves is pure npc behaviour.

[drowsy finch]

Oh fuck yes

[drowsy finch]

Gonna try it out :)

[idle crest]

Nah hardly anyone does votann

[astral ether]

Not that GW cares about the leagues of votann lmao

[tawny bear]

did you claim it though? it was free few days ago

[drowsy finch]

Naurr I had no idea

But thats okay

[astral ether]

Dude it’s wild they’re going to be in mechanicus 2

Nice to see them get some love

[tawny bear]

if you ever get it hit me up cause im

[astral ether]

Rali we also gotta play darktide at some point, if you’re ever down for it lol

[cosmic rain]

NOOOOOO 😭😭😭

It's gone 😢

[drowsy finch]

Oh yeahhh

[cosmic rain]

Al Nasir my beloved

Or whatever his name was

[drowsy finch]

I think I still have it downloadidded

[forest falcon]

😭

[tawny bear]

they smoked me in the tutorial . and all their units heal

[drowsy finch]

Will lyk :)

[astral ether]

Also, tbf the ultramarines are the face of warhammer for a reason. I do find it funny how people start to shun them as they get more into 40k though

[tawny bear]

been trying the tyranids

[forest falcon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotwheels_sisyphus?ysclid=mbax2tww52975935948

[astral ether]

Yeah man, they got necrodermis

Living metal

Wonder if they also got reanimation protocol mechanics

[tawny bear]

i dont know what that is lol

[astral ether]

Yooo is that a bio-titan

[tawny bear]

i only tried space marines,tyranids,tau

[astral ether]

Necrons are made of necrodermis

Living metal

[forest falcon]

literally warframe

[grave ether]

Omg wanna see this spider i found yesterday

[drowsy finch]

A visitor…

[tawny bear]

i like those sturdy things

[drowsy finch]

Like the greater good!

[astral ether]

It’ll heal, reform, and reattach, or at least try to, depending on how much damage is sustained

[tawny bear]

thats scary

[astral ether]

Honestly yeah

Can never truly know if you’ve killed one either

[grave ether]

What civ 7 mod is this

[cosmic rain]

Fun fun fun

[astral ether]

If they get too damaged they teleport back to a healing pod or whatever

Get adequately repaired

[astral ether]

Thing is, it also looks like the self detonation they do if they CAN’T teleport out

Which is kinda bullshit, if you ask me

[tawny bear]

the vanilla doesnt look very good cause the units are scaled pretty big so adding some mods make it better by 4 times

here is with mods

[astral ether]

That’s neat lol

[tawny bear]

vanilla city

modded

[astral ether]

Also sorry if I’m yapping too much I just really like the necrons lol

[tawny bear]

then you really should try the game then lol

[idle crest]

They're only the face of warhammer because the space marines boxes need a default paint scheme on the front.

[vague tinsel]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING AMERICANS OF HALF SWORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[forest falcon]

American Willie

[astral ether]

I have it, and have played a bit

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ricolino-scolari-gif-25352670

[idle crest]

I wouldn't be surprised if the ultramarines were intentionally picked as the box marines because they're so boring looking, means you're encouraged to go for something else.

Lemmi Just buy a whole army of miniatures and paint them the same as the vanilla job on the front. The main thing that annoys me about it is the sheer amount of people that do it.

[tawny bear]

with these mods the experience is alot better

specially the unit voicelines

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-patrick-butt-running-away-patrick-butt-gif-27640463

[tawny bear]

name yourself wayfaring patrick

[astral ether]

That’s good at least lol

[tawny bear]

they are good i think the mod took voicelines from other warhammer games

[astral ether]

Wouldn’t be surprised

Probably dawn of war if I had to guess

[tawny bear]

maybe

[forest falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4Pe6BtrgHj8?feature=share

[astral ether]

Honestly I just like 40k for the setting

[forest falcon]

what

[astral ether]

As much of a shithole setting it’d be to live in lmao

It does make for some pretty cool space battles

And occasionally there’s just genuinely goofy stuff in lore

[calm relic]

meanwhile orks

[versed isle]

https://tenor.com/view/dmitry-nagiyev-нагиев-дмитрийнагиев-gif-22355621

[astral ether]

Fantasy is also pretty neat, and a lot less dystopian which I can appreciate

[vague tinsel]

Need to be rank 3 lol

[versed isle]

закрой ебало

[astral ether]

Humanity actually fucking cares to work with other races, for one

[versed isle]

лол

[calm relic]

except fantasy is canonically destroyed

done, finished, the end

[astral ether]

True lol, but it did go into age of sigmar

[tawny bear]

i should try orks xd

[astral ether]

I like the orks a lot, they’re goofy guys

But admittedly, I guess I’m not the most interested in them from a lore standpoint

I like them for the comedic relief, and also the fact they’re the only ones having a good time in 40k

[vague tinsel]

Lets see if people here can do math Evaluate 2x+5y when x=2 and y=2.

[hollow ravine]

i am siegmar

[neat tundra]

Bro wants us to take him to our leader

[tawny bear]

easy

[safe raft]

Watching a video about how likely AI causing human extintion is, and I look to my left and see AI. How fitting lmao

[whole finch]

it's been three hours

i need as andwich

[violet garden]

I don’t knowwwwww

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-confused-monkey-confused-shocked-gif-17129578545769070521

[icy steeple]

7.2

[safe raft]

It's just 2 * 2+5 * 2 which is 14

[wild iron]

What! 22+52 is 74.

https://tenor.com/view/drake-notebook-gif-20708336

[safe raft]

nah asterisks fucked it

[wild iron]

Why wasn't i pinged from your response?

[wild iron]

Seems like a logical plan to me

[idle crest]

Thank you Henry Cavill for this insight.

[trim citrus]

its basic math brochacho..

[indigo hare]

Here’s some basic math for you, me + ur mom = ?

[trim citrus]

noo this is harassment!

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/ohh-omg-whoa-oh-my-cat-gif-19018337

[indigo hare]

Yes

[tawny bear]

new sibling

[indigo hare]

Yes it is

[trim citrus]

packgod humble him boii!

packgod humble him!!

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-gif-3613293371727723981

[trim citrus]

boiii ts tuff!!

[wild iron]

ts pmo icl

[trim citrus]

sybau

gurt: yo

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-memes-ksi-thick-of-it-mods-discord-mod-gif-2830572923502966674

[safe raft]

sybau istg ts pmo fr ngl

[wild iron]

in 2025!?

[wild iron]

chills bro...chills.

[tawny bear]

https://tenor.com/view/banana-weird-japanese-gif-4569773

[whole finch]

https://tenor.com/view/zhang-yong-zhang-blast-gif-10313518446967107932

[merry wyvern]

Anyone know who this is sending me a friend request? Is it one of you guys

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/africa-african-angola-angolano-football-gif-25248592

[indigo hare]

No that’s yu

You son of a birch

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/gah-weird-gif-11421000

[wild iron]

its yu dawg

https://tenor.com/view/neetcord-neet-volcel-degen-gif-205244025455434589

[merry wyvern]

Oh I'm well regarded, it's someone from another server I'm in.

Sorry guys lmao

[grand bane]

Oak

[whole finch]

spruce

redwood

[wild iron]

oak

[tawny bear]

@indigo hare can you voice my concern of the triangle on willies toe on both feet. this concerns us both

[whole finch]

you fucking moron

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-delicious-youre-hot-i-want-you-wow-gif-15372794

[wild iron]

I thought we were naming tree materials

[whole finch]

dave already said oak

dw try again

[wild iron]

oh

uhh

idk

AH

birch

minecraft

[whole finch]

https://tenor.com/view/grim-reaper-wailing-soul-ghost-evil-gif-15658628

[foggy perch]

has anyone had trouble with ultimate challange crashing?

[whole finch]

lots

it happens all the time

[foggy perch]

ah

ah

[whole finch]

just turn down blood and gore

[foggy perch]

i see

[wild iron]

yah

but me personally

i was about to lie

i always die

sorry guys i was going to lie to you

[foggy perch]

ive only made it to fight the golden guy once lol

[tawny seal]

Happy summer holidays to everyone!

[merry wyvern]

Happy skibbidi toilet

[wild iron]

ive completed it prolly like 9-11 time snow

but it was hard

and majority of those i just used the bat spike thing

[foggy perch]

oof i just got the game like a month ago, only like 20hrs

and dude same its the best

[wild iron]

honestly

like 4-5 of those times i used hs enhancer

[foggy perch]

whats that?

[wild iron]

MOD\

mod*

[fringe zodiac]

do willies know to kick after being parried to recover or am i just terribly unlucky and they kick randomly

or now that i look at it i just get uncomfortably close with a dagger and thats maybe why

[idle crest]

It's because there's basically infinite other paintjobs you could pick, countless official ones, and literally single one of them is lightyears cooler than ultramarines... After a while you get tired of seeing basic blue space marines, especially if you run warhammer game nights like I used to.

[merry wyvern]

Sex-Hammer

[idle crest]

Or you could always... Yknow...

[tawny bear]

chaos marines?

[idle crest]

If you're cool that is.

[tawny bear]

they look cooler

[idle crest]

Find me a cooler codex art than the one I posted, I'll wait.

[wind breach]

Y'all my demo isn't launching from steam

[tawny bear]

@idle crest

[tawny bear]

verify files?

[idle crest]

That ones cool but not as cool.

Still chaos space marines though,

[wind breach]

I'm gonna try uninstalling and reinstalling

[idle crest]

What warband is he?

[tawny bear]

honestly idk

[idle crest]

Paint scheme is the same as the warband I play (Crimson slaughter), but he doesn't really look like a crimson slaughter guy.

[wind breach]

It still isn't launching, it says it is, but the program doesn't have a window and isn't appearing in the task bar, it does show up in task manager though

[tawny bear]

do you know what he is called? might find him as unit and see whats written on him

[wind breach]

Could it be an issue with my steam?

Steam client is up to date

[idle crest]

Unlikely.

[tawny bear]

did you delete and download it again?

[wind breach]

Yes

[idle crest]

He's the cover art for the 7th edition chaos space marines codex, so given that and the fact that he shares the Crimson Slaughter colours he's most likely crimson slaughter I'd say.

Crimson slaughter were very prominent in 6th and 7th edition.

[tawny bear]

dame the intro for chaos space marines gave me chills .they alot cooler than you average space marine

[tawny bear]

here is a pic from the intro

of chaos space marines

[astral ether]

nah I get it, there's a lot of more interesting chapters out there lol. I was just noting how it's funny to me that it's like a universal experience

[manic cypress]

ОНIО

[astral ether]

ngl I find chaos space marines kinda boring

[manic cypress]

i think ohio isnt caca

yes its not going to brainrot museum

SКIВIDI

[astral ether]

like yeah the aesthetic is cool and all, but idk, there's just not much going on with them for me

[tawny bear]

spawned with neophyte ambushing me already

[astral ether]

Really just “graaaaahhhh I hate the imperium! Death to the corpse emperor! Kill everything graaaaaahhhhh!!!!”

Chaos gods themselves are neat

But i find the traitor legions bland

Also some of the primarchs just kinda piss me off lmao

[manic cypress]

SКIВIDI OHIO SIG.МА CRISIS

[whole finch]

someone please kill this guy

[astral ether]

Please learn to be funny

[whole finch]

how did he not get

[astral ether]

Anyways

[tawny bear]

is this what do you mean by warband?

[whole finch]

brainrot museum'd

[astral ether]

Mfw Fulgrim can’t fucking tell his inner monologue apart from a sword telepathically speaking to him

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shake-thug-shaker-black-ass-shake-gif-25873456

[manic cypress]

SКIВIDI GООNЕR №.1

[merry wyvern]

Sk ibi di...

Already in game

[manic cypress]

FАNUМ ТАХ

[manic cypress]

plancon a picot up u ass

thats not plancon a picot

[whole finch]

hey <@&1080390104562016306> is this a situation where i get to call you guys up

[dim lion]

yessir!

[whole finch]

awesome

[manic cypress]

Kamil cooked

[whole finch]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[manic cypress]

kamil deleted le pay gorno

[tawny bear]

what did i miss

i just tabbed to the game for a min

[whole finch]

pay gorn and brainrot

[tawny bear]

oh

[forest falcon]

road pole lubrication

[spark quartz]

I need people to stop looking at me in public or I swear to god I will be writing slam poetry

[whole finch]

idk how the angry monkey didn't get eviscerated but still

[manic cypress]

WILLIE IS No.1 SКIВIDI GООNЕR

[whole finch]

that's entierly justified ngl

[whole finch]

see? this is what i'm talkin about

[manic cypress]

willie

[worldly vapor]

do you look funny?

[spark quartz]

I find it so "vexing" haha get it because your name

[whole finch]

aha yea lmao

[manic cypress]

how to get willie rig

[forest falcon]

it's in the game files

[manic cypress]

i gonna port him to roblox to skare kids

[whole finch]

i actually picked this name when i was like nine when i made my minecraft account

[spark quartz]

Not entirely sure how I'm perceived by the public or if I'd be deemed as a funny looking individual

[whole finch]

no clue what a "vex" was back then

[manic cypress]

but its just scripts

no folders with models

wat pak file

[astral ether]

I just don’t get how brainrot is supposed to be funny

[dim lion]

what did he do?

[astral ether]

Brainrot spam

[whole finch]

this

[spark quartz]

Holy crap it's blooby floobmeister

[forest falcon]

look up model extraction from unreal engine games

[manic cypress]

vexnator stop yapping

[manic cypress]

ok

[worldly vapor]

well.. people keep looking at you..

[whole finch]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-minos-prime-thy-end-is-now-punch-gif-16630674477332190433

[manic cypress]

[spark quartz]

How come your first insinuation is that I'm funny looking? Are you looked at often for your appearance and are simply relating yourself to me?

Or do you just think of extremes

[astral ether]

Considering your name is ‘silly head,’ I would imagine your head is silly looking

[whole finch]

when i get the money i'm gonna start going out in full fantasy cosplay or whatever just for fun

[worldly vapor]

well you were saying people keep looking at you... so... why..

[manic cypress]

when halfsword for mobile

[spark quartz]

If I knew why would I be asking the question

[whole finch]

be a mage at the supermarket

[astral ether]

Ooh, that’d be fun

[spark quartz]

I didn't even ask a question as a matter of fact..

[astral ether]

I genuinely do cosplay as well

Go to comicon each year

[whole finch]

imagine you're buying milk and you see a lich walking past you

[worldly vapor]

exactly.. so i fugred you mustk now

[whole finch]

hell yeah!

[spark quartz]

It could be my shirt, not entirely sure. Either way it's irritating regardless of reason

[whole finch]

alright i'm gonna try opus magnum

[still forum]

guys is this cute

[manic cypress]

can u cosplay willie

[still forum]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-slayer-doom-guy-doom-the-dark-ages-cute-gif-12753411322836635057

[spark quartz]

Embed fail

[still forum]

just click link

[spark quartz]

I think I get the jist from the link text

[still forum]

ok

[whole finch]

https://tenor.com/view/airship-fuel-opus-magnum-gaming-gif-16811231

[manic cypress]

the fuck doom guy is not slg.ма anymore

[worldly vapor]

whats your shirt

[proud marsh]

HELP PLEASE

[manic cypress]

حدكـفكمنك

[astral ether]

I went as leon kennedy from re4 the last couple years, and I’m going to be going as a kriegsman this year lol

[proud marsh]

I DONT HAVE ALFA VERSION ON MY LIB

IN STEAM

HELP

i want play but i dont have half sword

but i play i t

i have key

and i cant install it

can someone help

[neat tundra]

The playtest?
That's been merged with the demo

[astral ether]

Just play the demo dawg

[proud marsh]

yes

playtest

i have playtest

[astral ether]

Yeah download the demo

[neat tundra]

Playtest was merged with the demo, download the demo.

[proud marsh]

i have it when i join in this server

[cobalt sigil]

can we please nerf candleholder this shit is op as fuck

[proud marsh]

ohh yes?

[cobalt sigil]

devs

[manic cypress]

no

[cobalt sigil]

a candleholder abuser i see

[astral ether]

Are you going to leave after making your complaint

[manic cypress]

yes

[astral ether]

Or actually stay

[cobalt sigil]

no

stay

[astral ether]

Alright I can respect that much at least

[cobalt sigil]

is there a balance team

[astral ether]

Candlestick isn’t op by the way, I beat it pretty easily

The two handed one

[cobalt sigil]

the long one

[astral ether]

Yeah the two handed one

[worldly vapor]

the easiest way to beat him is to not run facefirst into his weapon.

[cobalt sigil]

youre good at the game then

[manic cypress]

beggar boss is super easy

[neat tundra]

Weapons are op when in the hands of someone who knows how to use it.

[astral ether]

Just play the game more

And you will get better

[worldly vapor]

ppl sleeping on lantern

[cobalt sigil]

i was 1 point away from the lvl 3 boss

[astral ether]

Knife is op I die everytime I get stabbed

[cobalt sigil]

that has to be like above average

[astral ether]

Bullshit game, uninstalling

[cobalt sigil]

this is the hardest game i ever played

[neat tundra]

All of the tiny blunt objects are basically just punch enhancers

[manic cypress]

commoner boss is ez if u have spear

[astral ether]

The game is tough, I won’t deny that

But you get better with practice

It’s a bit of a learning curve

[cobalt sigil]

ya

you know what makes the curve easier

candlestick

[astral ether]

So are you complaining on using it

Or the ai using it

[cobalt sigil]

me using it

[manic cypress]

blud dont like himself

[astral ether]

Just… don’t use it, then?

[cobalt sigil]

you know i can admit when im boosted by the game mechanics

i would be stuck lvl1 without candlestick

the lvl 1 boss is unbeatable if i dont get candlestick rng

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/black-gif-27226797

[manic cypress]

lvl 1 boss is literally come close and beat his balls

[astral ether]

My man has not mastered the art of living in britain (run up and stab the guy)

[worldly vapor]

get a small axe and take out his guts

[astral ether]

Knife is slept on fr fr

[cobalt sigil]

axes are so hard to control

[astral ether]

So then practice with them!

[manic cypress]

if in abyss the lvl1 boss super easy and in gaunlet is knife or candlestick

[cobalt sigil]

im just wavinf it when using

[proud marsh]

axes the best

[manic cypress]

plancon a picot most op

[proud marsh]

play mordhau

it good

[neat tundra]

I guess I do have to make an updated beggar boss guide

Since you can't knock eachother over as easily

[astral ether]

I genuinely go for the knife if I can

[manic cypress]

beggar boss first hit is very often hit down

[astral ether]

Though the cudgel is also pretty good

[proud marsh]

i be in this server in 2024

and then get test

it be good

[astral ether]

Has good range to let you keep dodging his axe swings, and with enough hits you can break his arms

Then he can’t really do shit against you

And surrenders

I prefer knife though because you can just run up and stab him

Instant win

[cobalt sigil]

i beat them up even after they surrender should i stop doing that

[astral ether]

I mean if it’s free for all, probably

[vernal shard]

Hello

[astral ether]

Assuming you got other people to worry about

[vernal shard]

This game Is fire

[astral ether]

If you won then it doesn’t really matter

[cobalt sigil]

no i finish them after i win

[astral ether]

No penalty for it

[cobalt sigil]

aight

[neat tundra]

No penalty yet

[frigid lark]

I just watched a knights tale and lemme tell you i wish there was a joust mode

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perm-flex-gif-25791122

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/gubby-roblox-roblox-bunny-bunny-dream-game-gif-16577467394913602698

ah yes, beamng spaghetti

[manic cypress]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p90Fu5ebVVM tutorial how to beat beggar boss

[lunar stream]

this guy sucks ass

i gotta say

[manic cypress]

who

[lunar stream]

the guy that made the vid

[manic cypress]

is me

but i beat baron 7 times in gaunlet and 2 times in abyss so no

[lunar stream]

damage sliders:

hs enhancer:

playtest trainer:

[manic cypress]

i dont have them🤣🤣🤣

[lunar stream]

uh huh

sure

i just looked at your channel jesus fucking christ

i got whiplash from that

[manic cypress]

gud

[safe raft]

Bro better put them cheeks away or imma do something I regret

[manic cypress]

no

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/gah-weird-gif-11421000

[manic cypress]

willie

[lunar stream]

femtanyl's music so peak

[indigo hare]

Be nice

[lunar stream]

1984 💔

[restive trench]

does anyone by chance has the curser from the old demo

[lunar stream]

i'm sorry papa easter 😔

[lunar stream]

wait is it different now

[restive trench]

now it doesn't exist

i meant crosshair

[lunar stream]

oh

isnt there an option to enable it?

[restive trench]

nope

[manic cypress]

i clapped big spear boss by fistadors

[restive trench]

it centers it

doesn't show it

[lunar stream]

i uhhhh

have no idea

[restive trench]

its ok i got old builds of the game that probably havve it

like gauntlet

[lunar stream]

cro is not archive.org...

[sharp valve]

how do i beat the third boss?

[restive trench]

yeah, you can literally download all builds except old demo and playtest

[lunar stream]

ikik

[sharp valve]

the tall guy with the huge longsword

[manic cypress]

ik dungeon halfsword

[lunar stream]

kill him

[sharp valve]

i've been stuck on it for like 2 days

i suck

[zenith dirge]

skill issue

[manic cypress]

choose farmer with pitchfork

[sharp valve]

his sword 1 hits me and i cant get close enough to hit

[sharp valve]

alright

[manic cypress]

if it dont help ugot huge skill isssue

[lunar stream]

just hit him hard

[manic cypress]

u need luck or good timing to do it otherwise u get clapped

[lunar stream]

he's got an intel core duo for a brain

[sharp valve]

everytime i hit him he just takes my torso or head off instantly

[manic cypress]

cuz u need to dodge, wait for overhead hit

[lunar stream]

AAAAAAAAAAA why is beamng's optimization so ASS

[sharp valve]

optimization?

like graphics wise

?

[lunar stream]

that too

[sharp valve]

theres a mod for it to run better

i used to have a laptop and there was this one mod

i forgot the name

search it up on google or yt and it should be the first one there

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-streetcat-wizard-funny-cat-magic-spell-wooden-bowl-gif-14445531166684329120

[lunar stream]

KIBBY NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[worldly vapor]

thas me!

[indigo hare]

Are you the bread

[sinful warren]

where download mods?

[indigo hare]

Nexus

[sinful warren]

thx

[vague tinsel]

No, 2x = 4 and 5y = 10 so it is 14

[vague tinsel]

CONGRATS you are smarter then half the people here!

[vague tinsel]

]:

[indigo hare]

Math is stupid!!!!!

[lunar stream]

just say you want help with homework

[indigo hare]

That would have the opposite effect and bring out the trolls

[lunar stream]

worth a shot anyhow

[manic cypress]

when halfsword get body suit that shock u when u get damage or die

[lunar stream]

no

[zenith dirge]

freaky ass fruit

freaky fruit ass?

[stable basin]

i like potatoes

[zenith dirge]

who doesnt

[lunar stream]

fruity ass

[upper hound]

I got some bread

[stable basin]

wouldnt know

[stable basin]

give me the loaf

[upper hound]

No Mr goberment you can’t have my bread

[stable basin]

dangit

[honest crest]

masig

[stable basin]

katu

[zenith dirge]

im taking the bread

[stable basin]

then i take it from you

[upper hound]

I’m armed and dangerous

[stable basin]

i just pickpocketed that loaf dawg

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/vunk-falling-bread-gif-26415523

[stable basin]

you werent even paying attention

[upper hound]

Caught me with my pants down did ya?

[stable basin]

wh

no

[upper hound]

It’s an expression good sir!

[stable basin]

im fairly certain you were wearing pants!!

[stable basin]

ah

[trim copper]

where where wehre

[stable basin]

ahteiwwuwhwhwshsdndffjc

[trim copper]

i see now

indeed a fruity ass

[stable basin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220159452049834103/1271651617070121012/caption-3-2.gif

[upper hound]

Why is my name white but yall got them cool colors

[trim copper]

https://tenor.com/view/shh-cats-gif-10955612

shh shhh

[stable basin]

bc ur not have level!

speak to get levels

[stable basin]

no

[upper hound]

I guess I just need to talk some more

[stable basin]

yeah

[wild iron]

wham whamie!

[upper hound]

I wish I didn’t have to do overtime today I could be out on the lake right now fishing

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-twerk-gif-25814656

[stable basin]

ah sorry mate, hope you get some fishin in later on

[upper hound]

Tomorrow for sure I will

[stable basin]

hope you catch 264

[upper hound]

What about 265

[lunar stream]

wrong pic 💔

this boat still drives

and now i made a typo great

[stable basin]

“this boat” 🌹

[lunar stream]

to be fair

it handles like a boat

[upper hound]

Drive it into a wall that would be cool

[stable basin]

sure why not

[upper hound]

Or a tree perhaps

[wild iron]

what game that

[lunar stream]

fortnite

[upper hound]

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/african-lying-hum-peak-peep-gif-13724888

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/goomba-mario-realistic-peak-sanctum-gif-11684133640258042287

[lunar stream]

ok

[spark quartz]

💀

[stable basin]

zoinks

[upper hound]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-fall-and-back-gif-25193110

Damnit

Someone jump on that goomba

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/dool-doolwind-embed-embed-fail-jet-attack-move-gif-2141376686393550807

[lunar stream]

this looks so much better than vanilla beamng

[upper hound]

Don’t laugh at me my life is hard enough

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-laughing-gif-3676435433606054883

[upper hound]

[lunar stream]

this looks goog

[vague tinsel]

Its online school so I just saved it (the question) then finished the courses and plus I was curious about how smart or dumb people are in the chat.

[upper hound]

Man that cliff looks mighty jumpable

[vague tinsel]

It's absolutely beautiful weather out here.

[spark quartz]

Looks like a screenshot from kcd2

[neat tundra]

Treelines at the end of an open field is peak kingdom come deliverance

[dusty geode]

Is this peak

[indigo hare]

Intelligence is not something you can measure with a math question!
Even if someone knew the answer perfectly, that doesn’t mean they know anything other than math! They could be totally clueless in everything else

[upper hound]

Man that looks like a beautiful place for a dollar general to open up at

Or maybe a wallmart

[neat tundra]

Why is the building minecraft

[vague tinsel]

It looks like it there's nice weather out (:

Nice to know that I'm not the only one enjoying this

[restive trench]

It's baka mi over

[vague tinsel]

It's more primarily about their responses cuz usually you can deduct whether or not they're a dumbass from it. Cuz for the most part this is relatively simple math.

[dusty geode]

It's better this way

[vague tinsel]

I understand what you're getting at though

[vague tinsel]

One hell of a view if I may ask where is that, maybe I could get some land there (;

[dusty geode]

It's in Georgia, Varketili. Varketili sea

[indigo hare]

Wow, that other guy is right, what a beautiful spot for a Walmart

[dusty geode]

😭 😭

[vague tinsel]

Thank you!

[dusty geode]

Luckily we don't have Walmarts in georgia

[vague tinsel]

In a way it sounds like a blessing and a curse.

[upper hound]

[indigo hare]

Haha you can’t buy sub par groceries, horrible car parts, and poorly made clothing all in one place

[upper hound]

All the essentials

[dusty geode]

We do have small supermarkets, they sell the same stuff.

[dusty geode]

Loll

[vague tinsel]

BRB I'm going to figure out how much land cost in Georgia

[indigo hare]

Cheaper than in Georgia

Get it

Like the state

Ha

Haha

Hahahahahaha

[dusty geode]

Village parts are even more beautiful

[indigo hare]

Im gonna build a Walmart in the center of the most beautiful village to improve its beauty

[dusty geode]

And sell frozen pizza

[indigo hare]

This guy gets it

[upper hound]

And beer!

[dusty geode]

💯

[vague tinsel]

This man is thinking in the way of progress and it's good mindset

Also 30,000 get you 30 acres so I know where I'm moving

[upper hound]

I couldn’t live there it’s to hot and muggy for my liking and not as many lakes as where I’m at

[upper hound]

I’m illiterate

[lunar stream]

zoom

[safe raft]

Hey so if a guy goes into your dms to insult you over your takes shared in here, would that be against the rules?

[indigo hare]

It would be harassment yes

You want to dm it to me

[safe raft]

already did

[lunar stream]

I FUCKING LOVE PRIMO VICTORIA GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[merry wyvern]

Based

[ivory fjord]

tf did you even say lol

people are weird.

[safe raft]

It was some guy arguing for that history slop helmet from for honer, which wouldn't make sense in Halfsword. I called it for what it was and proposed the Armet as the far superior alternative

He then went into my DMs and called me an r-slur that was dropped on my head as a baby

[merry wyvern]

Which one

Helmet I mean

[safe raft]

This was what I said which caused him to go into my DMs lol

[merry wyvern]

The helmet do go kinda hard but yeah in half sword? No. Modded, maybe.

[safe raft]

The helmet is also a modern invention afaik. I stand by my point that no self-respecting knight of the era would ever use it

[merry wyvern]

And the dude called you a ree ree over that?

Insane 😭

Bro could NOT handle being disagreed with

[safe raft]

fr lmao

[wild iron]

for honor?

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-gif-7772567

[merry wyvern]

Add gay sex call it For Bonnor

[wild iron]

What the fuck man

i look up from theme park tycoon and see ts

[merry wyvern]

Skibbidi Punk Edge Goo ners

[forest falcon]

ello chat

[merry wyvern]

Hi vel

[wild iron]

Wth? are we just gonna ignore this man

[forest falcon]

who

[wild iron]

.

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/fadding-pikachu-gif-15534172931515664750

[indigo hare]

I suspect he went into more than just his DM’s cause he also came into mine. Probably anyone who was disagreeing with him lol

Children, i tell ya

[merry wyvern]

Unfortunately he didn't visit mine 😞

[indigo hare]

Don’t worry I’ll get someone else to flame you in your DM’s

[merry wyvern]

BRWOOOOOOO

[lunar stream]

bleh

[worldly vapor]

next gen tesla

[lunar stream]

bait used to be believable

[forest falcon]

I uhh

gonna go to sleep

gn

[safe raft]

bro goes to sleep at 9 pm

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-at-you-gif-15677477317679001616

[indigo hare]

You..

You son of a…

[worldly vapor]

what are yal on about its 1:52 pm

[indigo hare]

It’s 2:53 dummy. My time zone is the right one

[safe raft]

I find it hard to believe there's people outside my time zone

There's literally zero evidence

[forest falcon]

anyway bye

[indigo hare]

Big time zones trying to keep you down

[worldly vapor]

you arent even real youre just an NPC and im the main character you exist so I can buy upgrades and food from you

[peak barn]

There are no time zones, only your time

Remember folks, if timezones exist, that means ppl live in the future and past

[spark quartz]

:3

[neat tundra]

Bro exported the half sword character model and is now recreating the stickers

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/mouthwashing-i-hope-this-hurts-mouthwashingquote-gif-16976207524958162960

[zenith pier]

if we ever get a female willie will she be named willina ? suggest more names i like to see ppls creative sides 😂

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/jerry-laughing-gif-3676435433606054883

[peak barn]

I feel like female Willie will just be Willie but with slightly bigger chests. Same face

And as well all know, Willies don't have genitals

[merry wyvern]

Oh shit hi rali

[safe raft]

https://tenor.com/view/tigger-sad-gif-27040267

Willies don't have willies?

[merry wyvern]

Who's gonna tell bro

[peak barn]

Swear me kindness!

[ivory fjord]

whooooooooooo cares lmao i dont get people

[indigo hare]

Well yes because it’s female WILLIE not just another female

[ivory fjord]

you GOT under his skin with that one then

[merry wyvern]

Willie has a Willie you just have to be enough of a williesexual to see it, and you the reason you can't see it in game is because you're fighting evolved male Willies that have survived the mating season.

Basically you're fighting the best of the best

Willie

[ivory fjord]

willies are basically the arachnids from SST where only the strongest survive enough to reproduce

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sombrero-simpsons-the-simpsons-bart-simpsons-hat-just-got-home-gif-16969004

[indigo hare]

Sheep

[drowsy finch]

Rock!

[indigo hare]

Paper

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/starship-troopers-traitor-of-mars-starship-troopers-gifs-arachnids-bugs-gif-9385242

[merry wyvern]

Willie's willie doesn't have a sexual or waste desposal function; they fall off to indicate that a male Willie has mated. Usually, they die during this process as the Willie mating process is incredibly traumatic for the body. It would outright kill a human.

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/shrock-shrek-rock-apollo-the-bird-apollo-gif-8859481699491380438

[drowsy finch]

I quite like the starship troopers game

[lofty kindle]

Any weekend plans?

[merry wyvern]

Breeding my Willies and tending to the spore fields, you?

[drowsy finch]

Hurt bots, now that super earth is safe

[ivory fjord]

it is a fun game, i played it many a day

[merry wyvern]

100 years building their extinction fleet just for us to repell it in 12 days

[ivory fjord]

job hunt still

[lofty kindle]

Super earth will never be safe lets be honest.

[lofty kindle]

Best of luck!

[ivory fjord]

ty flora needs more luck these days

life pain

[merry wyvern]

I think today I'm just gonna play some games instead of working on mine

[indigo hare]

Building a life size model of Willie for…reasons

[ivory fjord]

imagine going to a comic con to cosplay as willie from halfsword

[indigo hare]

Would it be niche? Idk, halfsword has a lot of players

Would you recognize a bald man

From halfsword

With no pants

Just a long shirt

[safe raft]

wouldn't it just look like someone took a wrong turn on the way to the ren fair?

[lofty kindle]

Dating isn't that bad right now is it?

[ivory fjord]

i think i would recognize a bald looking man if he wore the clothes yeah, and had like, a spade that looked accurate to the game

[indigo hare]

Well it won’t be after the model is done, at least

[ivory fjord]

would be funnier to roll up as axeman

just shirtless with some cheap pants and a whole as knight helm

[indigo hare]

A shirtless man with a helmet and a big axe lol

[ivory fjord]

and a wood splitter, no less

[lunar stream]

just won nitro from a beamng screenshot contest, feeling good

[indigo hare]

How long

[ivory fjord]

see MOST people would figure that out lol

and be real mad by association lol

damn thats goals. i wanna cosplay as axe willy

that guy lowkey got it going

[indigo hare]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800635657398

[pearl coral]

hello

https://open.spotify.com/track/6nPau86WtWBAVziuMOWr78?si=kSo4AdWLRPC3qVr6eubvhQ

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-cat-cat-meme-gif-12840712051420478510

Fits the song.

[lunar stream]

a month

[zenith dirge]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3464545883 look what ya boy just found

lizard

[drowsy finch]

Colonel

[zenith dirge]

yes

ive been campaigning for this for a while

[drowsy finch]

No clue

[pearl coral]

Anybody Wanna Helldive

[plain scroll]

Snonk

[west wolf]

'tis but a scratch

[spark quartz]

MANTICKLER

[spark quartz]

Rawli

[plain scroll]

[spark quartz]

[surreal stirrup]

Why can't I attach videos in discord?

[spark quartz]

Yooo John Lithuania hello

[spark quartz]

You gotta be level 3 home slice

[surreal stirrup]

Messed up

[spark quartz]

Nah trust it's actually very helpful

I thought it was dumb too but over time I realized it's not a bad thing at all

We get so, so many trolls here

[zenith dirge]

NO WAIT NO THATS NOT FAIR

[peak barn]

Yo Halfsword looks different

I love the "I have a mini gun and you don't" update

[surreal stirrup]

I posted the video in #game-footage-🎮🎥

[lunar stream]

sphere

[atomic aspen]

O R B

[zenith dirge]

did i show yall my latest gmodslop yet?

its the Z.E.A.L guys from payday 2

[wild iron]

thought this was b&s for a second

[zenith dirge]

😭

[wild iron]

How did he even get a minigun in medieval times

So many things wrong with that photo

[slender basalt]

is there a way to pick your own weapons?

ive seen other people do it but i dont know how

[wild iron]

not that i know of

use hs enhancer

and spawn any weapon uwant

[slender basalt]

?

[wild iron]

mod

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[zenith dirge]

hacking

[slender basalt]

ah

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-cat-scared-face-gif-3448464963174351264

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-toilet-my-deer-friend-nokotan-koshi-gif-2079508689473166728

[slender basalt]

should be a feature in the futer tbh

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-will-smith-sigma-anime-girl-tsundere-gif-15327396212043803749

[wild iron]

its literally so easy to install

[zenith dirge]

yeah their spreading anime girl memes, im out

[wild iron]

once its done it opens halfsword and u can do it

[wild iron]

they're* now you can't leave

[merry wyvern]

I think I'm gonna make some cursed modifications to some WW1 weapon models in preparation for when I start working on the WW1 game's basic features once my Star Wars demo is 100% complete.

[slender basalt]

i am austic when it comes to mods other thhan thw worshop

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/trevor-phillips-yelling-convention-destiniwithani-gif-2126195030437881689

wait is that trevor from gta

[slender basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598291645435346955/1261719915145203812/IMG_1682.gif

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/image-perm-flex-gif-25791122

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flying-flying-cat-jumpscare-jump-gif-20372835

[slender basalt]

gng its a medival game

[zenith dirge]

no thanks 🥰

[slender basalt]

dang

[merry wyvern]

Nah, there were firearms when the game takes place

You'd never see them in arenas though

[slender basalt]

like wheel lock

[zenith dirge]

but but but

[merry wyvern]

Not even close, more like cannons on sticks

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flying-flying-cat-jumpscare-jump-gif-20372835

[slender basalt]

that would be fun

[merry wyvern]

Handgonne

[zenith dirge]

i sneezed and now my arms hurt, is this normal?

[slender basalt]

shouldergonne

[merry wyvern]

Handgonne

[zenith dirge]

firework

[slender basalt]

a bit of both

[wild iron]

Sometimes when i sneeze my arms burn

and my eyes

[slender basalt]

how do i install the mod where i can puck my wapons

i hate speeling

[zenith dirge]

its not a burning feel, its more a ache feel

[zenith dirge]

we can tell

[wild iron]

I think.

[merry wyvern]

ask bubby or someone else, I am not intelligent enough to assist with this

[slender basalt]

relatible

[slender basalt]

ok

[zenith dirge]

i dont mod this game go to someone else sorry

[wild iron]

u do realize your cooked of moai comes in chat right

[upper hound]

Hey do you mod this game yea?

[wild iron]

name is crazy

[sly ferry]

we can play the game right?

[zenith dirge]

me pranking bro (hes doing alright dont worry about him)

[wild iron]

Somethings telling me he might be dead

[sly ferry]

how do we play the game? do we install the demo

[spark quartz]

What a name

[wild iron]

You new to this server?

[zenith dirge]

nah hes alright

[zenith dirge]

yes

[sly ferry]

ok

[wild iron]

guess what i'm known for

https://tenor.com/view/tekashi-tekashi69-69-sixnine-6ix9ine-gif-17500772

[sly ferry]

what is the recommended specs? i have gtx 1050 ti and amd ryzen 5

[merry wyvern]

You're gay?

[zenith dirge]

you have face tattoos?

[wild iron]

guys what the fuck

Is your brain located in your ass?

no

[merry wyvern]

Broooo

[spark quartz]

Hahaha

[sly ferry]

😭

[wild iron]

im going to snitch

[zenith dirge]

my brain is in a jar under my bed

trust

[merry wyvern]

You're fucking cooked every mod is on bro

[sly ferry]

snitches get bitches

[merry wyvern]

Literally all of them are on 😭

[sly ferry]

is half sword releasing this year?

[wild iron]

majority of me

[merry wyvern]

Probably

[sly ferry]

how much is game

i have 10 dollars 😄

[wild iron]

i like how every mod is online but none are seeing this

everything

literally

[zenith dirge]

probably not much,

the demo is free

[wild iron]

im german, irish, british, french, arab, nigeran, west african, and i got a little bit of Scandinavian

[zenith dirge]

WHAT ARAB COUNTRY

AND WHERE IN WEST AFRICA

exam time

[wild iron]

uh frick

uh

uh

egypt?

[slender basalt]

my pc is so bad i can barely run 54 fps on the lowest setting possible

[wild iron]

and uh

uh

[spark quartz]

@autumn laurel yo bro get this cornball outta here 😭

[wild iron]

idk bubby

am sorry

[zenith dirge]

the bubby exam is over

[spark quartz]

Ah they have been dealt with

[zenith dirge]

This is me ong

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/its-too-late-for-that-it's-too-late-spongebob-soap-clean-gif-17582546797892284390

[wild iron]

i just checked my dna

it literally says

its majority of like

[spark quartz]

Dumb

[wild iron]

6 countries

so uh idk

multiple choice ig

so imma address the elephant in the room

when is willie getting accurate anatomy

[lofty kindle]

Never.

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-cat-in-front-of-sea-gif-16930437336998530733

[wild iron]

you spawned to crush my dreams but not to deal with that weird guy

makes sense

what is bubby typing

[zenith dirge]

Willie’s reproduce via spreading Willie spores to pollinate Willie trees, that grow Willie’s

I’m a willologist

[lost palm]

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[zenith dirge]

it’s set in stone now

[wild iron]

wise man you are

now let me show you how wise i am.

If you hit yourself and it hurts, are you weak, or are you just strong?

[zenith dirge]

It means you need a tasty Cuban sandwich

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/filosofia-gif-1996602844977997001

[upper hound]

I think that means you’re full of stupidity

[wild iron]

Why don't clouds fall, is gravity even real?

[upper hound]

Idk im floating rn

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/voltaire-tom-slemen-philosophy-candide-haunted-liverpool-gif-20903254

[zenith dirge]

because they need a Cuban sandwich

[wild iron]

i'm a philosopher now

[sly ferry]

how to change maps?

[zenith dirge]

wdym

[sly ferry]

i’m stuck in abyss

i wanna go in the blade and sorcery type map

[upper hound]

There is no escape…

[sly ferry]

oh

then how did yall go in that map

[upper hound]

You can exit through the menu silly goose

[zenith dirge]

try going into the main menu

[sly ferry]

i’m in the main menu

[upper hound]

Click free mode

[sly ferry]

i found out

[wild iron]

silly goose

ha

[sly ferry]

anybody know a funny combo

all i know is m1 m2

[wild iron]

right jab and destroy the planet.

Very simple

[upper hound]

Left jab destroy the universe

[wild iron]

multiverse.

[lunar stream]

love how my clip randomly decided to explode in popularity

[wild iron]

If nothing is impossible, is it possible for something to be impossible?

[lofty kindle]

Dealt with him first then shattered your dreams. Priorities.

[sly ferry]

bro how do i defat grete champion

[worldly vapor]

crete champion\

[sly ferry]

yes

[lofty kindle]

Which one are you fighting?

[sly ferry]

the tall guy with the head armor

and the sword

or add

axe

[lofty kindle]

Use the knife

[wild iron]

If you forget a dream completely, did it ever really exist?

[pallid zodiac]

Beat him up or stab him

[zenith dirge]

pitchfork

[pallid zodiac]

Can’t it’s the first level he’s talking about