#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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is this true
Question: is coding hard at level 5 Answer: Most likely.
prolly
bubby and his bros (ignore the sandwich)
oh yeah and the image is fake as shit
is this remote control
no
what the fuck is even going on
yes

bubinian toilet. aka the bubby doodoo strecher expander 2000 deluxe
ouchers
this is why roblox kids wont ever get a girlfriend
does anyone else's legs turn to flax sticks randomly
we need david bazooka to DIE
roblox needs to push their coporate stuff away from roblox
i feel like more and more of the same sugarcoated games keep on popping up
and its like flippin borning
it flippin SUCKS
Does anyone know how to block in exanima
Not roblox's fault
That's just what the players play
its auto parry
Even without a shield?
Yeah
How do I auto parry then
auto
you just.. dont do anything, and your character blocks
but youll have more control of parries rather than in halfsword
I thought exanima was peak but this makes the game a whole lot easier
😔
Jk it's still amazing
I think you have to follow the enemies attack
half sword goateder
Not true
Yeah
Half sword is not better than exanima yet
Yeah but everything else is inferior to exanima
i died to the first zombie and left a bad review
And the combat aint that much better than exanima either tho
exanima suks
i think it is much better
Did you learn the controls vro
i was joking
It needs some more cooking imo
i have 127.5 hours on exanima and i will say that it is entirely better in combat mechanics than half sword
wait i just lied
i mistyped lmao
flip that
im basically a pro!

That's good vro
He wasnt joking
the physics are so ass it looks like canned animations . . .
So should I refund exanima vro
the controls r so confusing, make it easier like in halfsword

True
But there is a 3pp script for exanima @raven ore
miles backwards from half sword though in combat imo
Theres a 3 player script for exanima?
I like it more than halfsword just because of the content but I mean exanima has been on development for 10 years
Yes
sounds like a horrifying idea
10 years and it's still buns...
the arena mode is really awesome and the dungeon is really awesome but the combat is just so cheeks and floaty
Combat ain't bad at all gang
The impacts are not as good as half sword
And you have less control over your weapon
Here is the 3pp script
But combat aint that bad
this is kind of goated
wtf is CoC doing...
yall I made hood willie
Wgat is coc
impacts being worse and control being worse means combat is worse
impact and control are like two of the main components of physics based combat
@pearl shoal
it has to look and act like it hurts and you have to be able to dish it out in more than just a few ways
WHAT
I wish I could do this on exanima tho
WHAT DO YOU WANT LIAB
dude they made halfsword in exanima
what game is that lowkey..
chat is this real
exanima
Half sword : Dark fantasy edition
what the FUCK is an exanima
game
Game
who wtf is halfsword
what the FUCK IS a game
which one telling the truth
me!!
It's what you were to her
one of us does not have the role of a peasant
Freak pinging me
can this jango guy make mods for halfsword
That’s pretty neat
Hell naw, I’m making modding tools for exanima
take all the time u need i think
Actually yeah half sword combat is much better than exanima
yall really paid 14$ for this..
im withering away for both exanima and new mod tools to be release
Imagine hating on exanima
It's peak you neymar fan
Better than half sword
im just slandering it and its ok
I’m slandering you

No u ain’t
check photography
Bro I’m literally making a procedural level tool
Neymar and hello kitty fan, I knew you swung that way
Exanima combat would be better if:
This chat is too dumb
lol
Can you add female ogres
And female skeletons
And female real life companion
I’m not doing that
but its free to obtain one
Vro I just realized my gf was chopped when she started to treat me like shit and we broke up
My friends were right she was a choppete
Not only a choppete but also a dumbassette
calm down
Not only that
She's mentally unstable
Not cool vro
Ok ok i stop
No one needs to know about my life
Thank you for pinging me about nonsense then ranting
Anyways what I mean is I'm not risking it vro
I didnt ping you for the ranting tho
Only for the nonsense
Vwry different
I don’t think this guy can read
I cnt Im illitreraterw
Yea
Small ass gif
I dont know what to do with my life atp

You could say "get a job" but I'm too young to get a job

get a hobby
I just said ninjas
Fine
thank you
I suk vro
(Posted here just for demonstration)
you got good foundations
especially with stuff like the second one
and the second to last
Can you tell me which ones are these since I'm on mobile and the view is different
the dude leaping
or something
The guy coming out of the star in his back?
why is the guys face like that
I thought the empty heart guy and the green arm guy were my best drawings
Better than nothing
Cause he's evil dont you see
dawg i dont know i didnt make it
I think you're actually better than me
Fun fact: I made the evil face guy with a pencil from my mom's makeup
ok I've heard using rocks for drawings but makeup?
baller
experiment with that more . ..
I like this guy face
I mean it's just a pencil with a mysterious material
i like to make stuff in little sketchbook
I should get back to drawing now that I finished putting together my necrons
How do you make your poses not stiff
Mine look forced
I think I'm most proud of the warhammer fantasy stuff I've drawn lol
for that one i made the sword and hand because they're the most "actionable" parts of the drawing and then continued down into the body
if we're sharing our personal art
How come I can't play the Playtest anymore? It only has "Uninstall" as the only option...
look on the steam page for the demo
its the updated version
okay, I'm guessing it has more now?
that's generally the best way i personally have found to do it
yep !!
it has LESS
thank you
D:
this one kinda sucks but for this i used a modelling person as reference
these are really good ngl
long hand
I've just followed visual references but soon I want to work on doing stuff on my own and just following poses
but they r really good
ooh, here's a fun question, you have any artists that inspire you a lot/ you look up to?
i usually start with the hand or weapon, or oddly enough the calf
Oh wait this was the actual goat of my work
calf is an odd start, yeah lmao
at least you're not starting with the hands lol
Eggard
cutting it out is cheating! lol jk
I always start with the head maybe that's why my poses are weird lol

I start with the head too
edwin austin abbey's theatre costume sketches
oooh
the hands help me get things into the best perspective
maybe I'm just talking from still getting a feel for proportions lol
This is one of my worst drawings imo (this is the reason I quit digital drawing(
personally, Stedilnik is like my biggest inspiration
they're why I even like to draw in monochrome
Because coloring is painful

his style of sketching in general, and his medieval stuff
the main tenant of his that i try to incorporate into my artwork is conveying as much as possible with as little lines, which i've been working on heavily lately
some of stedilnik's art that I enjoy
Do you guys have inspirations
that is what we are discussing
I just listen to music and draw how it feels
I mean I just posted mine lol

music also helps yeah
I like drawing military stuff or wargaming lol
so trench crusade or warhammer
but I do have to draw some medieval stuff soon
I have a hercules beetle knight oc I've been intending to draw
cag
dog!
i made this a few weeks ago but this is not the final product
i dont want to find it right now
maybe i do i actually havent posted it here yet
the playtest was better, the demo is so limited, why'd they remove the playtest? D:
What
Genuinely what

actually let me get some fitting art from stedilnik lol
they did not remove the playtest
still a very good wip!
everything in the playtest is in the demo
maybe I need to redownload it
The demo has more things than the playtest brother
also there is an Art channel guys...
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1164082942109290676
But we cant talk there

The only thing I liked about the playtest was enemies would still attack you even if they dont have a weapon
more of sted's art that inspired me ngl
doesn't do medieval art all too often but I enjoy when he does
A part so important like the tail shouldn't be that exposed
😔
How did the horns fit in
john longsword is not winning :(
for an art class project: the original storyboard of the 4 panel no dialogue comic
final product
based off the frog and scorpion parable
Oh that’s fun haha
i really love how the first and last panels turned out
I have two drawings of one of my ocs but it’s not even a design I chose as a final one
They’re kinda dog because it’s before I even dared to try angled perspectives
The whole thing turned out really well lol
But yeah, I really like the silhouette, you did good on it
oh i see
Scorpion knight mirks frog knight
two knights flee on horseback, frog and scorpion, and the scorpion, bound by his "nature" (the dagger that is literally bound to his armor), murders his only ticket to survival
I think I’ll get back to drawing tomorrow if I can
saddest moment in idk
gm chat
saddest moment in russian fable
Do a little warmup sketch, I haven’t drawn in like a month
thats a pretty big horse
yerp
I come in peace bitch 👽
you look like peace
i come in bitch peace
Hey yo gentlemen remember to check on Epic if you want Sifu for free
mfw i watch a longsword hema short and it's another "parry from below into zwerchau" circlejerk
cant believe people still make usernames like that
I'll try to make a CentaUr when i'm back at home
xxninjaboy_82proxx
ts how they look irl
you're really obsessed with him arent u
it's the guy from all Tomorrows
Me
what the hell did i miss
happy bicycle seat
what does that even mean?
how do i download the playtest again?
can’t
what is your problem with the demo
it kicked my dog and bullied my children
CentaUr
genuinely what is different aside from additive 
If you ever feel the game is too easy or sadistic lowering the npc damage can be hilarious
I make these just for the sake of puns
no do max damage to player
baii
Turn both and Feel like a real Unvaccinated moribund peasant that went gladiating for scraps at the frail old age of 32 suffering from bone and muscle illnesses from childhood diseases and hunger
Weak and Completely unprepared for correctly using weapons and hitting edge alignment and force on all strikes and cuts you try
@astral ether
That side eye lmao
i need help im using Half Sword Viscous Weapon Pack 2 Mod but the weapons wont load when i randomize my weapons
thats what i did in demo
trust me it helps alot with bad habits
hello vhat
hi veroo
hows everyone
good
uhhhhhhhhh
me irl
Alien overlord bubby

Astronaut
hi vel
this is the house md funniest moments of all time, sorry i mean apartment md
apratment em d is a pediatrician with an addiction to painlivers that has a crawling stick
learn more
oh my goodness you knew the video
blessed be the day
best sensitivity for spin kicking? (mouse dpi)
after all spin kicking isnt as fun as before because this patch ruined it all
no more funny ehhehe levitating off the ground and doing a flat spin straight into a willies face
one thing thatll never come to the game but would love to have would be jousting..
Try like 3200 dpi and if that don't work go higher
its nearly 9am and i already accidentally ate double the amount of recommended protein

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the grind goes on
the gorilla chow is just so damn tasty 
Willie using chinese martial arts
you bet
found this asshole on youtube, thought it was funny, kns if ur on this server, get help lmao, right or not you don't gotta be a dick, be happy and loving homies :>
oh boy
the couch
HE CLONED HIMSELF
use Qi Blast to send them all flying
trueeee
ELLLO CHAT
hoi
they died
whats dat
back in my days we used to suffer from low optimization because of blood
kids these days have it easy
choking his ass
mhmmm quite an eqsuiquiste expression may i say
both
im conquesting it
He already did that
all you have to do is just learn the taiyoken and blind them all its really not that difficult
nerf the first boss PLEASE
How do yall get in such positions if I cant even swing a longsword straight 😭
If you think about it, as soon as GTA VI releases, HS already has better gore than GTA VI
I join this server and first thing I see is a GTA VI joke
truly one of the best places to be
too much hardtack
im just better
trust
it wasnt a gta vi joke u idiot
what's a joke to you look like if u think thats a joke 😭
There's only one game I've ever bought day one before. Half sword will be the second
awfully rude
anything regarding GTA VI is a joke
even the official price tag
I did nothing but play gta lcs
doing taxi missions
i hate negative people
is that a people playground profile picture?
no its roblox pfp
what do u think?
Reasonable
That's me bro
Any eta on pvp? Would be great to duel friends
they will start working on it after early access
early access eta is Q4 this year
Alright! Thanks for the info
rate the beat! i used a new 808 so tell me if it sounds off
Sell your kidney, inches of skin, possibly a lung and maybe some teeth and an eye
No
Must not be losing too much then.
sent it to my gc but they didn't like it so i remade it!! lmk what you think
WHY IS IT DOING THAT
hold on
It's OK until you put the phone vibrating on a table noise in there
okay i think it works now
Ah ok man
lmk what you think ❤️
Better than the previous one
is it good? :3
It's alright
listen to the whole thing
fair
will we ever get big battles
mrow
fetty_wap_trap_queen_8kbps.mp3
sup guys🫃
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Thanks?
The first one is the easiest
hey look its the overused joke
hello gay polish pyro player
hello gay soldier player
how are you doing gay polish pyro player
good hbu gay soldier player
thats nice gay polish pyro player
im good too gay polish pyro player
good to know gay soldier player
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anyone know when full game out?
nah
or update
its not even in early access yet
maybe 2027
or later
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head hurty
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the kicker
guh mornin
asd
when is this game coming to ps
have y'all ever experienced a dream and then just realize you didnt actually see it
like for the entire duration its just black
i've had moments where im about to drop off to sleep and then i hear a voice right next to my ear and it jolts me awake
Sorry that was me
but i told you not to 😦
when im sleepy I swear I get pseudohallucinations where I hear random traffic noises, yelling, and bits of conversation
like
I dont really hear it
but I hear it in the way you can see stuff in your head
Imagination..
like when your inner voice becomes audible for some fucking reason
thinking too loud i guess
Stop thinking so loud this is a library
internal sounds
sometimes i close my eyes and still see colors
schizophrenia
"how to multiplayer"
"when blood update"
Its not thinking
its like
random snippets of conversation
with 0 context
or just some dude randomly going "WOAHAH"
yay i did it nicely for once
i watched vtubers 2 days ago why is it here
click on one vtuber video and youtube thinks you're the next ryan gosling
WHO is typing????????????
jeffrey ipstein.
wtf is my fyp on you tube bro
If you get out of bed
hello fellow military anime fan
first time?
its just funny to me lmao
In the name of The Dust Mother, please strike my house with a cordium warhead, for mine is the temple of a sinner
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh85GHBe6xY
Crimsion 1's Voice Lines: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiBPBkzkFxk
Catgirl Voice Lines: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWAjtnDWwXE
this game runs WAY better on DDR5
"Its something that people dream of, actually"
"Blood? Gold?"
fuck ass game half sword type bullshit
currently getting destroyed by wooden spikes
Unfortunate
I dont know why but i smell smoke of a cigar
I dont even smoke bruh and im in my room alone

Youre probably having a stroke
ello
nah its just that i smell smoke, i dont have anything else

Google said its an early sign of stage 10 dick cancer
sorry
youre gone
2 for image 3 for voice chat
guh??
ok
ggs boys
thx
np
a tough choice
lol what
oh
"exiled by his waifu"
lmao
it was an ok read
yee it was alr
fr fr
and most never put the actual name anywhere
yeah that fucking sucks
don't you hate when your wife exiles you
nah i find it amusing
btw why is the genral chat called catfish
do not question it
because cats like fish
almost at baron somehow

i locked in randomly
it used to be general cat but it evolved
Devolved
it's a cat with gills
Nuh uh
HOW
dude i die to the third boss like all the time how am i at baron
😨
The third boss is just a young Barron early in his corruption arc
then why is he not dead already
smh
you have not crashed
fuck it just did
managed to do half of the baron rush with 1 hand
I only ever really snuck out the house once, when I was like 15. Didnt drink or hang out with a friend, just jogged around the neighbourhood for like an hour at 3 am. I was bored I guess
the uc is kinda lame
the what
morning routine grindset
3 AM: jogging
4:05 AM: rub face in banana water
5:00 AM: shower
6:00 AM: ice bath
Around that time I was like really fucking active so this actually fits
I used to wake up at 5 am, brush teeth, do 200 Pushups and Squats, then go run outside for 20 minutes and prepare for school, went to school, came home, walked to gym, worked out for like 1,5 hours, took an hour walk around the gym and then walked back.
I arrived home at like 7:30 pm, I used to hit like 25k steps a day
he will bring cosmical justice
Hellos
Woah
guys how should I name this technique? (skip to 0:16)
Those who know 💀
Leg grab trip
Tgats a double leg takedown
Or single idk
Double is when they go and bring both legs down at the same time
So single is correct because he only grabbed one
(i played ufc 5 so i know everything)
john ufc
can i have the other half of it
Sure lol
Is there a strat? Bro literally lifts his axe slightly and slices me in half
Let him come at you then run around him and pick up the knife on the middle of the ground, wait for him to swing once then run forward and shank the fucker in the stomach
Bet
how do i fix the abyss crash issue?
low blood or gore settings
blood is alr lowest
Then you deal with it sadly. It's a particle issue thing related to ue5
Lowering blood mitigates the issue, maybe graphics too
So turned off?
rip
pretty much
What kinda GPU do you have
I'd say the demo is GPU and ram heavy
So it might be a good indicator if the issue with your crashes is hardware related or really just ue5
brutal humillation by my hireling
it’s a good game, i agree you should pick it up again
They are working on a new update that’s currently in insider testing
About time
Gotta let it cook for a few years
Idc about the magic I just want more levels/lore/weapons
but it's PHYSICS based so it's GPU and CPU heavy
there were no issues with the ram in my experience
I have 8gb of ddr4 2666mhz
for a few years.....
10 madafaking years
8gb is not a whole lot for this game
Gonna be in a retirement home by the time it's finished 😭
that's what I mean, it doesn't need a crapton of ram
and it's 2666mhz ddr4 so it's even worse lol
is there no voice channel
There is, you gotta work for it tho
Halfsword and hellish quart have been my go-to's whenever I get bored lately
It's a lvl 3 access thing
how do i get xp?
I'm assuming image/embed perms come with lvl 2?
typing
can i just spam dots
they aren’t updating the thaumaturgy
they are working on AI right now
That's good
real
inept npcs are already too op what are they gonna do now
😨
oh bro you gotta play the game more
I know I just bought the game yesterday lol
CHEATER
bro? what i do
spend some time on it, it’s a good game but it’s finicky with the controls frfr
@spark socket quit
please don't spam
I think you misunderstand, yes it's a physics heavy game, but it's also built off UE5. ue5 is ram intensive.
Buddy left lol
guys is it even possible to beat the grete champion in demo
oh yeah he did leave lol
🤷♂️
yeah
which one
you can do it :))) just practice and take your time
ty
it isn't vro
wym
it's imposiball
there is a high skill ceiling, to get really good you’ve gotta put some time into it and feel the weapons out
I’m not at that level
They're pulling ur leg is all
dont worry the game gets easy once you reach the armoured tiers
do yall know how some ppl do some 360 kicks
don't waste your time learning that, they're useless
There's tutorials on yt
High sensitivity and practice
Need to get better at parrying on halfsword though
just get a good guard and the game does everything for you
Good morning everyone

i finally found someone to play rainworld with the other day
bruh he cooked me again in like 5 sec
Oooh, fun!
it only took like 5 years
haha have u played downpour?
Kinda, I did both of artificer’s endings
And then just got sidetracked towards the end of rivulet
I need to finish them
:O dude you’ve not lived until you’ve ran at lightspeed as the lil water goober
it’s so much fun
I have that same problem
i get lost on the plot and just faff around
like “time to tame a red lizard”
how to dodge...
Oh yeah, getting the orb is great
Shift + tapping wasd helps
Shift when you're holding lmb, you'll get into a lower stance
and be able to strafe faster
I don’t really get lost on the plot, adhd is just fickle like that
alr
You very easily can dodge their attacks since they telegraph em easy
I get sidetracked even from stuff I enjoy
real 🙏
Then it's a matter finding an opening and going to town on their torso, with whatever you find
generally you want to be holding shift always since it lowers your center of gravity so you won't fall over or anything as easily
and the dodging
Candlesticks still pack a beating so those are a good idea
Fists and bucklers are also good
if you stand still holding lmb you can trick the ai into flinching and you strike when they flinch
It's just a matter of tying to keep the axe edge away from you
i broke my leg so brutally in this, it wasnt because of my opponent, it was because i was so injured but still keept going if i dont swing this rapidly and if i dont kick rapidly im going to fall instantly its the only thing keeping me up because my legs are fucked lmao and its cuz the swing rotates me correctly
ok I’ve been here long enough love y’all have a beautiful day i might get on later
it’s neutral era for me now
sorry for pinging mod team earlier

During an earlier version of the game I got my leg cut off and still somehow managed to stay upright, I was just hopping hte entire time though
damn
will this game be multiplayer?
No
bug
damn if they released a multiplayer at some point ts would blow tf up even more
Instant crash
hi
bug
did you stab him with the knife
They're debatably harder
scythe man is easy af
Very
I once beat him with a broken arm and a lamp
I beat him with the tiny sickle
no i punched him till i win
dumbass no wonder you died so many times
Just stabbed him to death with it

im just different
do you realize there are weapons on the grounds vro
ye but i didnt have time to pick them up
What if... He's the weapon
you can learn how to dodge vro
a very fragile weapon
hehe
Ye you can run circles around willies
half sword ai needs a buff
someone told me in reddit but it didnt work so i didnt dodge
I'd like them to learn based off how you fight
trust me after tier 3 boss it all gets too easy
alr
until you reach ultimate challenge
So the fights gets more and more difficult as willies learn to counter people
That would take some magic tho
globally or locally?
Locally
sadly they don't have much time left for that I think lol
So like, the more you play the more you have to learn to fight against em y'know
Yeah that's a whole new system in itself loo
I wish exanima was as brutal as half sword
in half sword you can dominate willies
in exanima you're just a regular human
bro why the 2nd champion was so easy
Cuz all the danger is from them sweeping your legs into the garbage and little else. If you get in close they kinda lose advantage
because scythes are terrible weapons
alr
me when the farming tool isn't good for combat
You've insulted so many anime fans with this
They LOVE their scythes
Lmao
bro why these guys got swords but i dont
broke
alr
Once you start tho that's the Willie you get
Axes are good weapons, machetes are good weapons what is your point
are you farming with an axe?
scythe guy sometimes kill me cutting me in half from behind while i punch him
No but it's also a tool
didn't say anything about it being just a tool
falchions are cool
I specified farming
multipurpose tools
are multipurpose
a scythe has a very specific function
Harvesting cropssssss
and will perform poorly with most other task
a machet is multipurpose
just like a knife
and an axe
But more range and with more sweepy
Well pitchforks are for farming too and they're decent weapons
these are multipurpose
they're not GOOD weapons though
Still better than the scythe
They can be easily bound, unlike a spear
a pitchfork will work but like you can use anything like a weapon
They also like reverse grip eugh
yeah cause it's literally just a pointy stick
what an observation
Pointy sticks were op since prehistoric times
why so vulgar
meaning you lose a shit ton of range
trvthnvke
Its a joke lol, the only difference is the stick and the blade angle tho
but the discussion is about the scythe as it is in half sword is it not
you can no idea how often I get legitimate people saying a scythe is a viable weapon
like the generic scythe you see in media
i never got the hype
they're very lame all around imo
association with death cause of the grim reaper depictions
makes it look cool
grim reaper would be cooler if he had a sword..
I've always preferred swords so idk
all good men do
When I was younger I though it was because it had a long horizontal deadly thing which I thought translated to more total range
death is cooler here
almost objectively false
He harvests souls
i lost all my rank💔
L
dont care
sword cooler
he needs to get with the times
you in the wrong place brah
Axes might be less effective than swords but it has a cooler shape so its better
how are they cooler at all
Scythes are also pretty so that makes them cooler than swords
cmon now vro
False, a sword is like a skinny girl with makeup, an axe is a girl with just the right ammount of belly and no makeup

Big sword
an axe is lame looking and ineffective and stupid and stupid
and utilitarian, to boot !
I wanna dress up like one of them fancy guys with the big swords
I forget the name spelling
landsknecht
Why cant we say the word
Shhh
Awww
Yes yes area of denial looking fellas
I like that media portrays people with bigs swords having lots of armor when it wasn't always like that
People with zweihanders were more of a bodyguard thing no?
schlachtschwert
What would be the point
they were an alternative to pikes
That's cool
Swords are bad for armoured combat
I like pikes but they're big and not useful in close combat I think
no, they are not
Another reason why axe is better btw
AXES ARE WORSE 
Fuck your mordschlag bullshit
You could argue axes are easier to make as well
No one likes that, it looks silly
not even mordschlag

Swords take more metal and more skill
they’re fine for armored combat regardless
I think I find a bug to play with all type of armor but vs without armor in free mode
Any idiot could potentially make an axe tho


