general-catfish-🐱🐟

[drowsy finch]

4 dimensional

[visual agate]

the demo i play like an hour every once in a while

[drowsy finch]

PHOENIX THE SQUIDS ARE INVADING SUPER EARTH :(

[mortal imp]

how

[visual agate]

but ea i would probably play a few hours a day lmao

[astral basin]

I've been downloading the update for 8h straight now

[visual agate]

OH NOOOO

[drowsy finch]

Jfc :)

[visual agate]

this is TERRIBLE chat

[astral basin]

What does that mean

Also no. 6 hours

[visual agate]

democracy does not wait for education to release me

[astral basin]

Shit hasn't even been out for 8 hours

[visual agate]

sadge

[visual agate]

gave him a present lol

[mortal imp]

i just cuit through a willies neck and he didnt die

[astral basin]

Not to be a hater but half sword Anti aliasing is so bad

[wanton portal]

I have used this profile picture for like 2 years now

[lucid atlas]

90% of the time they die from that

[wanton portal]

Should I change it

[drowsy finch]

Mmm 1 taps

[lucid atlas]

so idk what happened in your game

[visual agate]

warthunder type luck 😭

and its the 10% that occurs to me without fail

[mortal imp]

im not made for this game...

[astral basin]

I'm gonna be saving democracy in about 2 hours

[visual agate]

very wonderful bonk

[drowsy finch]

Thanksies :)

[visual agate]

play gauntlet more !1!1

[drowsy finch]

I love my helldiver outfit :)

[mortal imp]

sure

[visual agate]

i ate heck fall ors 8

[astral basin]

What level are you

[visual agate]

yummy

[drowsy finch]

Its truth enforcer officer guy’s cape and body armor with the parade helmet

[drowsy finch]

70 something

Iunno

[astral basin]

Nice

[visual agate]

im like

66

[mortal imp]

mistake after mistake after mistake...

[drowsy finch]

I play mid tier difficulties when I’m playing casually

[astral basin]

I use the TR117 medi armor. The green beige one. And the parade helmet

[mortal imp]

never learning from any of it

[lucid atlas]

one taps you say

[astral basin]

Or the helmet with the cap idk what it's called

[mortal imp]

never getting any improvement

[astral basin]

I pretty much always play 10 tbh

[visual agate]

if you think about it, thats probably realistic for the time period

well

[mortal imp]

you got that right

it doesnt even matter

i can complain all iwant

not gonna change the fact that im just a fucking idiot

[visual agate]

uh

ok

[drowsy finch]

Yess!! Yay!! Blast’m off again!!

[visual agate]

what the fuck was that 😭 😭 😭 😭

[mortal imp]

you getting angry doesnt change it either

[visual agate]

weird how when you pick up the spear again they go flying if its in their body

[drowsy finch]

Stop playing the game if you don’t find it fun.

You clearly don’t

And its affecting you mentally

[dark glacier]

Cry about it harder.

[drowsy finch]

You do have good moves in what you’ve shown, but you’ve also shown that you only focus on what you did wrong

[wanton portal]

Why do people talk like hood gangsters in the internet

[astral ether]

Brock samson my beloved

Fucking love the venture bros

[west sorrel]

ayo 😭

[visual agate]

because they can ig idk its weird

[indigo hare]

You trippin dawg

[drowsy finch]

I need to watch itt

[mortal imp]

well im not gonna improve by not focusssing on that am i now?

[wanton portal]

Must be the edibles

[west sorrel]

ur never gonna improve trust

its only gonna get worse

[astral ether]

I always get anxious suggesting the show because the first season feels wildly different than the rest of the show, but it’s also important to watch it

[drowsy finch]

You’re taking the piss. You’re not gonna improve by being like “I can’t do it!!! I’m a terrible person!!!!!”

[astral ether]

Very much a slow burn at first

[west sorrel]

cuz he is

[drowsy finch]

So lighten up ffs

[astral ether]

The show

[drowsy finch]

Its annoying

[visual agate]

m

i have peak half clips

and yet

no half clips

[astral basin]

I haven't raged at games in a long time

[astral ether]

I misread that as chips

[astral basin]

Like atleast a week

[astral ether]

Chips would be nice rn ngl

[visual agate]

yeah

[astral basin]

I'm eating chips rn

And that's true

[astral ether]

I have some tortilla chips, do you want any

[wanton portal]

What's the most actual useable dual wielding loadout that doesn't involve a shield

[visual agate]

red crayon tastes the best imo

[astral ether]

Fellow red crayon enjoyer

[visual agate]

[astral basin]

You have about 1 option

[astral ether]

Awesome I’ll mail some to you

[visual agate]

falchion

[pliant mortar]

holy damn, this discord got over 100k members

That's alot.

[astral ether]

Yup

[visual agate]

ye

[mortal imp]

bweb

[astral basin]

Mreow :3

[mortal imp]

wow

[astral basin]

What

[mortal imp]

guess people here are silly

[wanton portal]

How dubious...

[indigo hare]

Rali is one of them self hating furries

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-i-pooped-dancing-happy-gif-9208364

[mortal imp]

i just wanna win

[drifting stirrup]

Chat this is cringe

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-who-pinged-me-angry-gif-14512411

[dark glacier]

Then change the damage sliders. Makes it as easy or hard as you want it

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/sipping-joe-goldberg-penn-badgley-you-consuming-gif-13176688856893985792

[wanton portal]

Why are people still afraid to accuse a minority of people after they did something wrong

[drifting stirrup]

Anyone know how to fix this?

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[mortal imp]

i alr tried that but i still die in 1 hit

[atomic aspen]

elaborate further gogeta

[west sorrel]

why did this turn into a lowkey racist furry chat lmao

its looking like ig reels comments

[drifting stirrup]

You’re in the Half Sword chat, everyone here is fucking deranged

[wanton portal]

The cartel
The mexicans they do some fucked up things
Im not one of those people who think immigrants are "stealing" our jobs

[lime harness]

Cheap plastic chairs are either strong enough to kill a god

Or weak enough if you sneeze too hard they fuckin explode, there is no inbetween

[astral ether]

Honestly lmao

[west sorrel]

its not the mexicans its the indians

damn you indians

[astral ether]

Everybody is fucked up how about that

[wanton portal]

Native Americans or actual Indians

[atomic aspen]

Surely this chat won't get more and more deranged warranting a mod to step in

[west sorrel]

noo the natives are cool

[dark glacier]

Okay now I know you’re just baiting or don’t understand how sliders work

[mortal imp]

im not

[dark glacier]

Lmao

[mortal imp]

i slide them all the way to the left

and idk why

but i still die

[dark glacier]

Refer to previous response

[drifting stirrup]

What gore and blood setting do you use?

[wanton portal]

I just know moai is waiting for me to say something and get me warned or muted

Is this n word bait

[mortal imp]

none

no gore

[drifting stirrup]

Grotesque makes it easier to lose limbs, but that doesn’t appear to be your problem.

[mortal imp]

otherwise my game is guranteed to crash on the rare occasion i do get higher in the challenge

fsr i have a 100% guarantee that my game crashes

[dark glacier]

Do not fall for this bait

[indigo hare]

Shut up please

You will be removed if you try to bait like that again

[drifting stirrup]

And I thought I was the flibbertigibbet

[mortal imp]

welp

i died maybe another 20 times

mostly due to the same things

[indigo hare]

Ok

[drifting stirrup]

[mortal imp]

and wow would you look at that

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

[mortal imp]

whenever i play in free mode suddenly im doing grea

[indigo hare]

I am dead telling everyone in chat to not engage with your complaints going forward. Enough is enough

[dark glacier]

its simply bait

[lunar stream]

insane attention seeking

are you happy yet

sorry easter i just read your message 😔

i didnt notice it before

[indigo hare]

2-3 Hours of this shit. No offense but for the love of god shut the hell up

[astral ether]

LEARN TO FUCKING LOVE YOURSELF, CHRIST

[cinder thunder]

Brobro ur not deescalating at all

[astral ether]

Alright now that that’s out of the way, how’s everybody doing

[indigo hare]

Shut up nerd

[cinder thunder]

👹👹👹

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/kramer-what-did-i-miss-door-open-gif-15073769

[mortal imp]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[drifting stirrup]

W Charisma or nah?

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/war-of-the-ages-cat-centurion-cat-centurion-cat-fight-gif-1741762862016554190

[spark quartz]

East head laying down the law

[astral ether]

I like the usb duck

[still swift]

Blerp

[astral ether]

Lmfao

[neat tundra]

One last engagement of the complaint pretty please can I pretty please with a cherry on top

Yes

[astral ether]

Oh shit, chat I think the plush I ordered a while ago should finally be arriving soon

It’s a plush of a claymore mine lmao

[wanton portal]

Why doesn't Willie go to France to use the rapier
Is he smart?

[astral ether]

Says “front towards friend”

[astral ether]

Willie finds that the estoc is good enough for him

[stark quartz]

why use a rapier when theres a pitchfork

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-coronation-day-gif-11712175412044525076

[drowsy finch]

There is not rapier

[lunar stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1109776286341136444/1315357046232580116/roblox_military_2.gif

[unreal bay]

Arma 4

[verbal geyser]

Wait, what did I miss??😭

[neat tundra]

Signature look of superiority

[unreal bay]

Half airplane ears

[forest falcon]

i am sleep

y

[drowsy finch]

I am sheep

[light tree]

hey guys im back

after a couple days

[astral ether]

I am moth
…I think, I’m not sure tbh

[drowsy finch]

I er uh

Am positive !!

[astral ether]

Positive is a good thing to be :D

[autumn laurel]

i require more of these

[lunar stream]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-cat-exploding-cat-explosion-cats-gif-13378405923542461549

[drowsy finch]

Makes da world go roouund

[mortal imp]

meow

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-evil-scary-mean-gif-18267879

[mortal imp]

yea thats me alright

my head explode now

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[viscid schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215483631137718343/1241579930295468042/E59321BC-A727-4EC4-9204-4DD36F4ABEEF-1.gif

[copper tusk]

why was i replying to this message

oh yes

to tell you to move back in the halfsword chat

[mortal imp]

huh

im afriad i do not understand

[forest falcon]

the reply took 7 business days to arrive

[copper tusk]

oh wait

wrong person

@drowsy finch is who I meant to tag

[indigo hare]

Gen chat-everything including halfsword.
Halfsword chat-halfsword

[copper tusk]

alr

[mortal imp]

why cant i just have gun in half sword

would be much more managable

[viscid schooner]

no talking about half sword in the half sword server

if you even make the slightest mention of the game you are taken off to the Pit

[indigo hare]

Please do not talk about no talking about halfsword in the halfsword server

Halfsword

Did I mention that

To be clear that was a joke.

Please laugh

[copper tusk]

no

just kiddiinng

[indigo hare]

banned

[copper tusk]

ahhaahahahahahaaa

[copper tusk]

NOOOO

don't ?ban @copper tusk not laughing me

[mortal imp]

im laughing as hard as i can

[viscid schooner]

extra secret rule 9 not mentioned in the rules

[indigo hare]

I don’t make the rules bud I just enforce them when it benefits me

[viscid schooner]

violating it instantly deletes your discord account

[copper tusk]

and swats your house

[mortal imp]

sounds alot like someone else i know

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-crowd-silent-meep-fish-gif-13598413

[lunar stream]

what if someone is hypothetically above the law (totally not me because im a cat)

[viscid schooner]

and throws you into the snake pit

[copper tusk]

the owner of both game and server would be

[viscid schooner]

to escape you have to 100% the copy of croc: legend of the gobbos down there while the snakes are there with you

[copper tusk]

real representation of willie's ai implemented into an irl robot the second he recognizes you

[mortal imp]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[indigo hare]

Lmfao

[lofty kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1273416087093907507/general.gif

[viscid schooner]

unfortunately the machine he was downloaded to does not have the ability to speak so he cant say FLIBBERTIGIBBET

thats why hes angry

[mortal imp]

alright alright i know im cringe

[indigo hare]

No wait you weren’t supposed to see me say that

What I meant was

I enforce the rules always, fairly and strictly as per my great boss Mcwonderbeast

[copper tusk]

have mercy on sir moai of easter @lofty kindle

[mortal imp]

isnt it a moth that flies out of ur wallet?

[stone spade]

it's variable

[mortal imp]

based on like climate?

[stone spade]

usually it's just small vague flying insect

[mortal imp]

or something?

well moths eat paper and cotton so those make the most sense

[stone spade]

I meant that like they're not specifying

[mortal imp]

flies dont rlly eat anything in your wallet

unless you shit in your wallet then maybe

[drowsy finch]

Whaaa

[mortal imp]

aaahW

[drowsy finch]

Thank god I only carry pennies 🙏

[mortal imp]

oof

well

unless its alot of pennies

[jagged jasper]

do you drop them like sonic if you fall over

[drowsy finch]

Yes, and my shows fly up too

[drowsy finch]

I have so many pennies

So so many

[tame dragon]

errr

[jagged jasper]

youll be fine

[stone spade]

reminds me of the fact that I've eaten 87 cents

[drowsy finch]

Damn

[idle crest]

Imagine the germs

[drowsy finch]

Hope you hit 100 soon

[stone spade]

I liked chewing on coins cause I had a metal filling

and the metal with the metal made it taste funny

[tame dragon]

he cut off my hand

[waxen zenith]

Imagine cybernetic implants mixed with a back alley punk in the future 🤯

[drowsy finch]

You can come back from that

[tame dragon]

i died,he decapitated me

how

only that could kill me

what am i a demon?

can only be killed by decapitation?

[forest falcon]

When the neuralink lags out and i can see the night sky for the first time in 15 years without ads

[stone spade]

just pull this shit fr

https://tenor.com/view/piccolo-regeneration-namekuseijin-dragon-ball-z-gif-18637936

[drowsy finch]

Just pay for premium

[idle crest]

Lowering your lifespan every time I bet.

[stone spade]

worth

I was very bored as a child

[tame dragon]

when i lowkey transfer my teacher a 100 pettabyte zip bomb to her neuralink

[stone spade]

I also swallowed a tooth while eating a cookie once

didn't even realize until after I finished the cookie

[drowsy finch]

*expanding immune system

[tame dragon]

calcium

[stone spade]

TRUE

[idle crest]

Imagine how many unwashed hands each coin has touched.

[indigo hare]

Well thank goodness I don’t read things wrong

[drowsy finch]

More things to be immune to

[stone spade]

and now I'm stronger for it

[drowsy finch]

Easter…

[stone spade]

I'm like Perfect Cell fr i got people's DNA in me

[drowsy finch]

What do you take me for </3

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-think-dbz-dbs-perfect-gif-9943214

[idle crest]

Avoiding pathogens is generally what makes you stronger.

[stone spade]

nuh uh

exposing yourself to weakened pathogens long enough for your blood to develop antibodies is how you get stronger

[idle crest]

Yea you do that through vaccines, not chewing on pennies lmao

[stone spade]

my level cap is shrimply higher than yours

krill issue brah

[unreal bay]

https://youtu.be/HNYrErv1XuE?si=eaiFWqrpvuT5O-no

[idle crest]

Clearly not, I am built different.

[stone spade]

does the gm stand for good morning

[stone spade]

you built WRONG

[unreal bay]

Garry Mod

[stone spade]

ah

[unreal bay]

I agree

[idle crest]

How many times have you had to go to the doctors or to hospital?

[unreal bay]

Why he so bunny

[stone spade]

not many

[idle crest]

More than me then.

[stone spade]

I've never been for illness only for injury

[idle crest]

Never been for any reason because I'm shrinply built different.

[unreal bay]

You look like the guy that believes in crystal healing, to avoid NHS

[stone spade]

bro doesn't go get his checkups

not being built differently that's just built stupid

[unreal bay]

True

[idle crest]

Nope, just never had a reason to go.

[stone spade]

me when I lie to strangers on the Internet

[unreal bay]

Gotta fill up shortcomings somehow

[idle crest]

Nah I'm just built different

[stone spade]

bro has definitely had a moment where he should have gone to the hospital and just didn't and he either feels the consequences now and just ignores them or they will resurface years from now when it's too late

[idle crest]

Nope.

[stone spade]

kay

[stone spade]

anyways who wants to talk about DRAGON BALL YEAH

[unreal bay]

Goku is stronger then trunks

[stone spade]

yeah

and?

[unreal bay]

Yes

[stone spade]

this has always been true

[unreal bay]

Yes

[stone spade]

I really wish they do something better with trunks eventually he really got shafted with the Zamasu stuff

got very little to do and the whole arc in general was pretty under baked

[unreal bay]

I don't understand DBZ

[idle crest]

Only thing that ever warranted a medical checkup was me getting hit in the eyeball with a blunt sword. Made an appointment with the optician but the wait wasn't worth it whatsoever and the blindness disappeared long before the appointment date.

[indigo hare]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=o5thu6-7y3Q&si=DMJ6T37ud7SwNEwb

Peak r&b. That is all, I’m going back to work.

[unreal bay]

Used to watch it in my teens

[stone spade]

they shoulda gave him SSJG instead of whatever the fuck Rage was

[stone spade]

it's really not that complicated

[unreal bay]

Glizz better

[stone spade]

OG Dragon Ball started off as a gag manga where Son Goku was a parody of Son Wukong

[unreal bay]

Trueeee

[mortal imp]

:3

[stone spade]

that's not even like an arbitrary comparison that's straight out what Toriyama said he was

[unreal bay]

Nemzzz dope too

[stone spade]

I mean small inexplicably strong child with a tail and a pole that can extend to any length

[unreal bay]

What is it today?

Icecream not giving enough cream?

[mortal imp]

what?

[stone spade]

they're expecting you to complain about something again

[unreal bay]

W h a t i s i t t o d a y ?

[unreal bay]

Yup lol

[idle crest]

It's very rare to meet a dragon ball fan who can spell coherently.

[stone spade]

😭

[worldly vapor]

confirmed dragon ball fan here

[mortal imp]

:c

[stone spade]

dragon ball fans can't read this is fact

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/tag-team-gif-22051865

[stone spade]

even Toyotarou's friend can't fucking read 😭

[idle crest]

Having an old phone screen and not being able to spell are two different things.

[worldly vapor]

dbz fan excuses

[mortal imp]

im sorry ig

[idle crest]

If I was a dragonball fan I'd have some stupid looking character in my pfp probably.

[unreal bay]

You do

[stone spade]

I have Kirby as Future Trunks for my pfp

[mortal imp]

i dont know what implies

[idle crest]

Monkey is better than you.

[unreal bay]

You have a monkey as pfp

[idle crest]

Yes.

[unreal bay]

Monkey is DBZ

[stone spade]

monkey?

https://tenor.com/view/hello-monkeys-hello-monkeys-frieza-dragon-ball-gif-20095908

[tame dragon]

a nugget

[idle crest]

Most certainly not.

[stone spade]

it is

[unreal bay]

Yes it is

[mortal imp]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-gif-26070434

no limbs?

[tame dragon]

nugget

[unreal bay]

Guys he roasted himself

[tame dragon]

willy nugget

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/great-ape-gohan-dragon-ball-anime-screaming-gif-16335916

https://tenor.com/view/kid-goku-monkey-boy-dragon-ball-goku-bulma-gif-27337542

[idle crest]

Monkey is cheeky, monkey doesn't care about silly cartoon.

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-guard-potatos-angry-gif-7679759341883523303

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-namek-mad-angry-kakarot-gif-4697742235674074957

[idle crest]

Really buff looking toddler.

[forest falcon]

ion like whatever this is

[stone spade]

no that's Gohan

https://tenor.com/view/lr-phy-super-saiyan-2-gohan-youth-fighter-entrusted-with-fate-wishes-entrusted-to-gohan-soaring-dragon-havoc-super-kamehameha-gif-798869082554796710

[idle crest]

Thats the face you get when you tell your kids they've had enough time on the PlayStation.

Why's his head so fucking huge?

[stone spade]

it's the hair

makes it look big

also complaining about the way an animated character's body is proportioned is crazy

[idle crest]

Not really, looks like a small child.

An angry little baby man.

[mortal imp]

well then

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/kingpin-hug-bear-hug-wilson-fisk-spiderman-tas-gif-23849646

guys why is his body so big?

[unreal bay]

Buff willie

[unreal bay]

B a n

[idle crest]

Also no I'm talking about his head, his forehead is like the size of one of his pectoral muscles.

[zenith dirge]

NO IM GONNA GET BANANAD

[unreal bay]

Police officer: you're under arrest!

Bubby: No am not.

[stone spade]

again, expecting a cartoon character to be anatomically correct is just wild

[idle crest]

You could make a funko pop of a dragonball character without changing the proportions 😂

[unreal bay]

Just play gta6

[stone spade]

me when I activate big head mode

[unreal bay]

Anatomical accurate npcs

Simulated muscle

And ball and peen physicks

[stone spade]

speaking of which I gotta get back on my red dead online grind

[idle crest]

Sorry but I just can't take them seriously when they look like preschoolers angrily striking superhero poses in the mirror.

[stone spade]

okay

[unreal bay]

Get Dem gold bars

[stone spade]

they are very silly sometimes

[unreal bay]

A c c. U r at e

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-gif-24300140

bounty hunter my beloved

[unreal bay]

The amount of bruises on back

[stone spade]

oh yeah that absolutely hurts like hell

[unreal bay]

Yum

[idle crest]

This is bad proportions but at least it still reads as a man who got man problems.

[stone spade]

Scrooge McDuck has to be one resilient motherfucker to be diving into pools of gold

[idle crest]

Elons musk actually has those proportions although it's not muscle it's just his ribcage

[stone spade]

it's all just blubber

[unreal bay]

Me when fatal error during Baron

[stone spade]

he's just storing fat for the winter guys

and the summer

and the spring

and the fall

[idle crest]

Did he what?

[stone spade]

means to swallow whole without chewing

it has a more in depth meaning but that's all I'll say

[worldly vapor]

friedrich is actually like 30 what is unc doing on hs discord rn

[idle crest]

Boy my devient art account probably predates you. 😂

[drowsy finch]

Does anyone still play that?

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-pim-smiling-friends-smile-why-are-you-here-gif-18040141686205198480

[idle crest]

Yea mate, why do you think it's called devient art?

[stone spade]

me

[drowsy finch]

Please xray this man

[stone spade]

I do

[worldly vapor]

i lov this show

[stone spade]

I like having my own character

and the story mode make me sad

[idle crest]

Nah, gamma ray this man

[idle crest]

@gloomy crest

[drowsy finch]

The yulk …

[idle crest]

Devient-art.

Devient.

[drowsy finch]

Thats where all the androids are hiding

[stone spade]

deviant is the word

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-jake-this-is-tony-introduction-nbc-snl-gif-12829339

[drowsy finch]

Wtf?

[stone spade]

huh

[idle crest]

Uh, same fuckin reason you're on here nerd.

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/gregzaj1-i-didnt-understand-that-reference-i-dont-understand-that-reference-gif-17729473301930187203

[worldly vapor]

dont spend too long typing, they might call your number on bingo soon

[idle crest]

Better one for you.

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/pim-pimling-pim-pimling-smiling-friends-youre-so-old-gif-15824035670757577505

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/beeaking-bad-breaking-bad-walter-walter-white-gif-11191045800961581465

What I meant to send ^

[stone spade]

ah that makes more sense lmao

[drowsy finch]

The missclick is reaal </3

[idle crest]

If 21 is uncle to you then you're too young for discord.

[worldly vapor]

unc is of the mind not the body

[copper tusk]

you're 21?

[idle crest]

Yea it's like the most normal age to be ever

[astral ether]

I'm 21

[worldly vapor]

see hes not unc

[copper tusk]

have you ever witnessed the dinosaurs in person unc?

[worldly vapor]

but you are unc

[idle crest]

Also I know what vore means I was just trying to fuck with you and get you to explain it

[astral ether]

damn I didn't know I was cool like that lmao

[tired dome]

how do i do ANYTHING to the alstb oss bro

fighting at ank

[worldly vapor]

unc is of the mind, not the body

one may age and never be unc

[tired dome]

he doesnt fall at all

[idle crest]

I had more of an unc mindset when I was 16

[astral ether]

fair enough

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-of-text-who-asked-gif-13446607101319546836

[tired dome]

"one may age and never be unc" yea ur 30 bro 😭

[worldly vapor]

im 17

[tired dome]

u mean in ur soul or what?

nvm i beat the final boss

[worldly vapor]

in body

[tired dome]

for some reason i pierced the body armor?

[mortal imp]

oh boy, here i go playing the game again

[tired dome]

wtf is ultimate challenge>

[worldly vapor]

pain

[mortal imp]

hell

[tired dome]

i dont get it

is it the whole game but ur naked

[drowsy finch]

Basically just the void

[worldly vapor]

is that lebron

[drowsy finch]

Why not :(

[tired dome]

i dont get it

[verbal geyser]

Brother knows from experience 💔

[zenith dirge]

nah its kobe

[worldly vapor]

this is so 2003

[tired dome]

im just naked fighting a pitchfork guy lol

[zenith dirge]

i need one

[tired dome]

oh its just void

is it infinite?

or is it just the whole game again?

[unreal bay]

Stay hydrated 💪

[drowsy finch]

Let me put this in a language you can understand; that is not LeBron James, that is the cartoon character Daffy Duck

[zenith dirge]

infinite, you pick up weapons and armor as you go on

[idle crest]

You just said you're 17, you weren't about in 2003 😭

[drowsy finch]

The void is not the ultimate challenge

[worldly vapor]

i actually have access to information that predates my existence

[tired dome]

i mean abyss

its just the abyss but with lights

[idle crest]

I don't even remember 2003 and I was fuckin there.

[tired dome]

is it over?

[unreal bay]

Balancing swords on your head is

[worldly vapor]

feebleness of the mind, indicator of unc status

[drowsy finch]

I could do it !!

[unreal bay]

And spinning it around

[idle crest]

Oh be quiet with your second hand nostalgia shite

😂

[unreal bay]

P r o v e it sheep

[tired dome]

are the enemies stronger than normal?

[worldly vapor]

its thirdhand

[tired dome]

i feel like they arent falling

[worldly vapor]

anyway 2003 sucked im glad I wasnt alive then

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/dutch-van-der-linde-red-dead-redemption-gif-22961531

[idle crest]

No it's because I was dribbling little baby in 2003

[worldly vapor]

i was taking my gaokao when I was a baby

i aced it

[tired dome]

im also doing 2v1's

crazy

[idle crest]

Yea i was sneaking crayons into the fireplace back then.

We are not the same

[worldly vapor]

the fumes clearly messed something up

[idle crest]

And posting my mums credit card out the letterbox

[drowsy finch]

Cooking crayons and somehow not a united states marine 🙄

[idle crest]

Do you know how a fireplace works?

[worldly vapor]

sorry I have to be right back a booger is trying to come out

[idle crest]

Well they aren't civilised enough to cook them.

[drowsy finch]

You should become a missionary and teach’m

[idle crest]

I'll be joshua crahon

[worldly vapor]

you were blocking it with yo big ass head

[wind geode]

Finally finished this game

[idle crest]

Longest ending ever.

I swear cyberpunks second and third act are basically in the ending sequence 😂

[wind geode]

This is actually the second one I got. I fucked around before doing it properly and just shot myself

[mortal imp]

QWQ

[wind geode]

But I don't really consider that finishing the game

[idle crest]

I need to finish my cyberpunk save because there's some endings I need to do, also I need to finish phantom liberty

Only endings I've done were that space ending on my old save and the don't fear the reaper ending.

[wind geode]

What is the canon ending

I'm thinking the space one

[mortal imp]

the yoinky sploinky

[tired dome]

ultimate challenge is more of a challenge on my fps bro

soon as its 3 enemies my pc is fried

[elder lintel]

the game as soon as it has to render something 🔥 🔥 🔥

[tired dome]

Bro whoever told me to sidestep the pitchforks is lying

u just have to pray they dont do a thrust attack

and then rush

[lunar stream]

falchion

[elder lintel]

pitchforks have random aimbot

[lunar stream]

no

you're just unlucky

[elder lintel]

you gotta slap em first and rush the opening

[mortal imp]

im trying to get better at shit weapons

[trim copper]

no it doesnt suck you suck

falchion good

[lunar stream]

ok soldier main

i outscored you on gold rush

[tired dome]

beat the whole game and i still cant dodge a fuckass pitchfork

[trim copper]

fuck you gay polish pyro main

[mortal imp]

its somewhat doable in slowmo

[trim copper]

gold rush is the only match you outscored me in

[lunar stream]

at least im not a soldier main

[trim copper]

at least i dont have a picture of a digital cat on my pfp

[lunar stream]

ok ex spy main

[viscid schooner]

marital dispute

[bitter grotto]

yo I’m new this game is singleplayer right?

[tired dome]

yea

[lunar stream]

no

it's multiplayer if you have schizophrenia

[bitter grotto]

its cool asf spend 2 hours playing it

[tired dome]

controls
Left click right hand
right click left hand
hold alt and then move ur mouse forwards to thrust ur weapon forward

E and Q to grab

[bitter grotto]

damn didnt know about the alt thing

[tired dome]

neither did i lol

[bitter grotto]

but thanks man

[drowsy finch]

I like the shortsword that you can half sword with

[tired dome]

also X to swap hands

if u grab a two handed weapon

[lunar stream]

also use polearms

[tired dome]

with ur left hand

[lunar stream]

polearms are superior

to everything

[tired dome]

you'll swing it 1 handed

X to go to the right

[bitter grotto]

thanks man

[tired dome]

Z to lock on to target also

[mortal imp]

the only weapons i actively like are the bigger longswords and the big billhook

[idle crest]

There is no canon ending but the space ending certainly probably wouldn't be it.

It woild probably be like the panam ending or don't fear the reaper.

Don't fear the reaper BTW is the secret ending, basically it's like the rogue ending where Johnny takes over but this time rogue isn't with you and you storm arasaka tower all by yourself, no checkpoints during the ending if you do this one.

[mortal imp]

all other ones are either good or eh

[tired dome]

F for slowmo

[drowsy finch]

Alt is goatted

[mortal imp]

owo

[bitter grotto]

dayumm

[tired dome]

V for first person too

[mortal imp]

maximum penetration

[tired dome]

but its really ass usually

because you have helmet armor

[wind geode]

how do you do the reaper one

[lunar stream]

cyberpunk spoilers in a public chat are insane

[drowsy finch]

V fucking DIES

[tired dome]

bro

actual dickhead

[lunar stream]

i havent beaten the game yet :(

[drowsy finch]

V makes aiming 400000 million times easier

[lunar stream]

now cyberpunk is just as spoiled for me as rdr2 :(

[mortal imp]

sploink

[drowsy finch]

Oh I never got past the third missionn

[tired dome]

when u have helmet its deadass useless

[tired dome]

Arthur dies

[astral ether]

I haven't even touched cyberpunk

deus ex is my goat

[drowsy finch]

I beat red dead lmao, I was talking about cyberpunk

[drowsy finch]

I didn’t like it so I didn’t play it </3

[tired dome]

john dies in red dead 1

[drowsy finch]

I beat rdr1 before rdr2 even came out </3

[mortal imp]

:c

why

[astral ether]

fair

[lunar stream]

insert am's speech

[tired dome]

do u use xbox or are u old

[drowsy finch]

It just wasn’t engaging !!

[astral ether]

dawg how old are you lmao

[drowsy finch]

I miss my xbox 360 </3

[tired dome]

15

[mortal imp]

https://tenor.com/view/a-certain-scientific-railgun-kuroko-shirai-head-smash-kuroko-shirai-gif-24053134

[astral ether]

lmao

fair enough

[drowsy finch]

Me when people take my lying as truth

[mortal imp]

me when placon:

[tired dome]

whatever this thing is called its prolly the most op weapon

[astral ether]

you're a lot more tolerable than that cyclops guy so thank you for that at least (not that it's a hard bar to clear)

[tired dome]

fightable tho atleast

[mortal imp]

placon

[drowsy finch]

Cyclops guy?

[astral ether]

placon isn't too bad just need good footwork

[frail nacelle]

I finished Red Dead Revolver before Red Dead Redemption came out 😔

[astral ether]

the one who spams emojis every post

I honestly have him set to ignore lol

[raven ore]

who is thr cyclops guy

[drowsy finch]

Just guard to the right and your golden

[astral ether]

true!

[lunar stream]

clearly you havent tried a 20 int build

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/am-am-ihnmaims-ihnmaims-allied-mastercomputer-hate-gif-3792826578129949285

[tired dome]

yea its over

No i mean the most op to use

the npc's kinda suck at using it

[lunar stream]

thank you for this gift mops

i will gladly take it

[tired dome]

it genuinely cheese lol didnt lose a single fight in gauntlet with it

[wind geode]

The german version of the hate speech sounds like a shampoo ad

[drowsy finch]

Applicable to all polearms

[drowsy finch]

Oh now it sends

[astral ether]

ez dub

[drowsy finch]

Frrrsiess

[tired dome]

Does ultimate challenge have an ending

im at 4 enemies rn

[drowsy finch]

Ye

[trail totem]

the baron

[tired dome]

when does it end

[mortal imp]

`:c

[astral ether]

the baron is a pushover

[mortal imp]

i keep falling qwq

[drowsy finch]

Literally just push’m over

[frail nacelle]

half-swording is just the cheat code against polearms

[astral ether]

I beat him with one good smack to the head lol

[frail nacelle]

Even with a polearm

[drowsy finch]

Unless they actually maintain their distance lol (they never do)

[wind geode]

@lunar stream The german version of the game also completely removed Nimdok

[drowsy finch]

Wonder whyyy

[tired dome]

i think my left arm broke its so overr

[lunar stream]

all i know is

i havent played it

i only know am's speech

[drowsy finch]

Never back down never what?

[frail nacelle]

I read the book and played the game

[wind geode]

https://youtu.be/hzO_HTJmdI4?si=ccpHSvP3pQgIRbIb 0:43

[astral ether]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1370468219856359595/1370487875656876123/baron.mp4?ex=682d858b&is=682c340b&hm=57b3098aa4a4c66234d34d766ffb64c98381adba6c61e29ece07adfeb1b22a4f&

[frail nacelle]

sure is good for the mental

[tired dome]

never give up

[wind geode]

It sounds so bad

[tired dome]

no but im deadass fucked 😭 its only spears on the floor rn

or weapons that are wayt oo short

[frail nacelle]

wym spears are the way to beat the ultimate challenge

[lunar stream]

i forgot that german just sounds like english from temu /j

but yeah you've got a point

[solid basin]

Geusa who's backk

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-sus-really-hmm-penguinz-gif-7487485216380198018

[lunar stream]

OKAY OKAY IM SORRY

[tired dome]

ok well good try i got to 4 people

[lunar stream]

english sounds like german from temu

[worldly vapor]

really english is just temu german

[tired dome]

prolly not gonna do ultiamte challenge fps drop is too bad

[wind geode]

Well guess where the english language came from

[lunar stream]

i know

from german

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/shia-la-beouf-clap-clapping-applause-impressed-gif-4427576

[lunar stream]

see

i am less stupid than even i thought

[drowsy finch]

Spoken like an american

[frail nacelle]

E V E R Y W H E R E

but mostly german

[astral ether]

I know a little bit of french

[drowsy finch]

It actually came from AMERICA nimrod!! When we SPLIT from the BRITISH, we made THE BEST ORIGINAL LANGUAGE known to human KIND !!!

[karmic nexus]

chuddy chuddy on the wall, whose the skibidiest, of them all?

[astral ether]

what about this is supposed to make me laugh tho

[indigo hare]

And Dutch is a cheap copy of German

[mortal imp]

yknow, fuck you

[worldly vapor]

dutch is the actual temu language here

[mortal imp]

i aint having that

[tired dome]

this video sucks

[astral ether]

https://tenor.com/view/itve1-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248969

[frail nacelle]

you sucks actually

[indigo hare]

You hate us cause you ain’t us

[tired dome]

thats the point

[karmic nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/itve2-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248970

[astral ether]

you did it out of order

[tired dome]

ts is NOT the order

[indigo hare]

You fools

[astral ether]

😔

[indigo hare]

I’m disappointed to say the least

[mortal imp]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-banging-table-angry-mad-rage-quit-gif-17478101

[astral ether]

fine we try again

https://tenor.com/view/blow-me-away-halo-gif-11830275236914819684

[drowsy finch]

Learning dutch was so strange when I tried to do it

[worldly vapor]

german is also strange but its cool

[mortal imp]

me when boar spear spawns in UC

[spark quartz]

Shut up rock boy

[mortal imp]

and they rush at me and insta kill me

[astral ether]

dawg please

you're going to get yourself banned

[worldly vapor]

i like how in german the word for moving house and changing clothes is the same

[unreal bay]

I can ban you

[last monolith]

dutschland

[frail nacelle]

i like swedish 🙂

[astral ether]

man I wish I could replay halo but master chief collection just doesn't load anymore for me

[drowsy finch]

Tbh why would anyone like dutch?

[astral ether]

it crashes on start up

[worldly vapor]

mcc is such a weird game

[drowsy finch]

He was a terrible leader and drove the gang to destruction

[astral ether]

it feels weird to call mcc itself a game lmao

[unreal bay]

Le me

[last monolith]

might be the xbox live bs

[worldly vapor]

thats part of why its so weird

[astral ether]

I have it on pc

[astral ether]

fair enough!

I just want to replay reach

reach fucks me up, man

[last monolith]

ya but it still connects to the thing

[worldly vapor]

almost peak

(peak is halo 2)

[astral ether]

fair enough haha

[drowsy finch]

Oh you mean the best halo game in the entire franchise?

[astral ether]

I also just like halo lore

[last monolith]

halo ce is the only right answer here

[worldly vapor]

1. halo 2
2. halo reach
3. halo 3 odst
4. halo 1
5. halo 3

[astral ether]

I like how reach actually gives a sense of just how much humanity was losing the human covenant war

kinda easy to forget that humanity is getting mega fucked when you're just getting win after win with john halo

[indigo hare]

I was thinking of you when I said it

[worldly vapor]

i also like halo 3 odst because of this

[drowsy finch]

And the way the camera work was done was soo cool! Having it be documentary like was so immersive and distinct

[astral ether]

oh definitely!

that really elevated it for me

but man I have to say, that scene with jorge, that really fucked me up

all that for nothing

[drowsy finch]

I also just prefer stories about going down swinging despite insurmountable odds, and Noble Team’s journey really encapsulates that

[astral ether]

those kinds of stories really do make for good ones

[tired dome]

did u deadass make ur own message a quote 😭

[drowsy finch]

It was the best send off bungie could’ve had

[astral ether]

idk if odst 3 gave the best idea of how humanity was losing, because you're taking names even as just an odst, not even a spartan. Though yeah the state of new mombasa at least shows how humanity was faring

its weird because you have a bit of power fantasy and going against the odds

[mortal imp]

omg i stepped on a sword and fucking died

[astral ether]

happy for you

[stable basin]

i diagnose krill issue

hey

[tired dome]

yea u gotta be stuck in 2019 bro

[stable basin]

WHOS THROWIN THE HEARTS AROUND

[tired dome]

😭

[stable basin]

SHOW YOURSELF

[worldly vapor]

well tbf I also take names in reach

[stable basin]

HEY

WHO IS THIS GUY

[indigo hare]

@mellow wren please stop spam reacting

[stable basin]

ok dont get urself banned m’dude

[indigo hare]

Alright bud

[stable basin]

cmon

[drowsy finch]

Blood Update reference

[mellow wren]

[restive trench]

hello my half sworderers

[stable basin]

YOU!

[worldly vapor]

hell nah bro tf is this emoji

[drowsy finch]

Mods put them on level -10

[astral ether]

Honestly, I kinda don't even want to play any of the 343 games so I can maintain an untainted view of the series lol

[tired dome]

bro 😭

what is that

[astral ether]

just like how deadspace 3 doesn't exist!

[unreal bay]

[stable basin]

no breathing perms down there

[astral ether]

real shame too

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[mortal imp]

chat when does this game get fun again?

[keen pecan]

damn

[drowsy finch]

That’s fair, they’re not really good

[keen pecan]

its not my fault the gifs broken

[stable basin]

now i suppose

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-animals-gif-23665499

[stable basin]

yeah yeah just get ur levels up and youll be using gifs in no time

[keen pecan]

[stable basin]

nothing personal

just tradition

[drowsy finch]

Nothin personnel kid

[tired dome]

what is this fuckass emoji man

[stable basin]

what emoji

[keen pecan]

[stable basin]

oh

[tired dome]

thato ne

[stable basin]

LOL

hey blurryface

speak

once

[echo arrow]

Hi

[stable basin]

yo

nice to meet you

[echo arrow]

@stable basin nice to meet you too

[keen pecan]

js search jesus

[echo arrow]

It was better then axeltheshark in 2020

And so the name Blurryface stuck

[drowsy finch]

You’re one of them fuzzies….

[stable basin]

either arent terrible names

[echo arrow]

What

[mortal imp]

i dont get it anymore man ;-;

[stable basin]

get what

[mortal imp]

this game

[stable basin]

jus

js lock in gng 🥀

[astral ether]

I know a glukkon when I see one, based oddworld enjoyer

[stable basin]

and for petes sake turn down your gore and damage if that helps

[echo arrow]

[keen pecan]

i just think there should not be a religious leader and everyone will be the same

[astral ether]

man I really hope they make more oddworld games

I'd love to see what they wanted to do after exoddus/soulstorm

[mortal imp]

idk anymore

i just want to give up

[drowsy finch]

Put the game down if its not fun bruh

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-gif-5458297319924748339

listen

[mortal imp]

i will

[indigo hare]

Y’all

[stable basin]

if it aint fun

[mortal imp]

gbye

[indigo hare]

If you engage with this

[stable basin]

with what

[runic socket]

dude baikal is so good

why dont we steal this recipe in the west

[indigo hare]

With the attention seeking

[runic socket]

black tea but as a soda is a winning concept

[stable basin]

oh, well fair enough ig

[echo arrow]

A friend of mine did

[stable basin]

idk a lot of people kinda say that i just say what i can to help 🍤

[indigo hare]

That person complains literally for hours straight denying any advice and then goes as far as being self depreciating at every turn. It’s attention seeking and I can’t stand it anymore lol, do NOT read their message history.

All you see is complaints and self pitty

[drowsy finch]

Being goated is the better way of attention seeking

[stable basin]

no no now see youve got me curious

[drowsy finch]

No more humble rali, I’m better than all of you, hohoho, sips wine

[echo arrow]

Thank you

[stable basin]

nice one tap

[drowsy finch]

Thanks frien :)

Bonn jore

[stable basin]

yeah nvm i dont even know how i’d check it

[drowsy finch]

Sorry guys, I was simply speaking italian (very expensive language)

[stable basin]

but i believe you lol

[frail geode]

Please do

[plush harness]

hkoa swoij

[stable basin]

pardon

[drowsy finch]

They know I’m a sheep

I won’t fall for it, I won’ttt

[astral ether]

one, very nice clip lol. two, I love oneshot haha, seeing niko emotes always makes me happy

[unreal bay]

Oke I ll ban you

[astral ether]

actually I have a photo I think you might like

[frail geode]

No, you should ban the dude disrespecting our nation

[drowsy finch]

I’ve never had the chance to plaayyyyy

Baaaa

[astral ether]

you should play it!!!! it's not a very long game!!!!!

also the photo in question

[drowsy finch]

No <3

[stable basin]

oh wait is this oneshot

[astral ether]

yes lmao

[drowsy finch]

This is actually lore accurate

[indigo hare]

You right sheep, you right

[astral ether]

that's exactly why I took the photo lmao

[stable basin]

yeah crap thats on my library

[plush harness]

consydere, ere þe batalyon ioineþ, þe crosyng of boþe our sides

[astral ether]

not nutmeg tho 💔

[stable basin]

i CAN play it but ill be doing it for a video

[drowsy finch]

Thank you, my fine chap and trusted compatriot.

[drowsy finch]

We’ll see…. We’llllllllll se

[plush harness]

wi'llie see

[drowsy finch]

Will he?

[stable basin]

oh

i get it now

lol

[drowsy finch]

500

Like from helldiver

2

[stable basin]

500 kilo’s of grass

[plush harness]

500 bushels of grass

[drowsy finch]

500kg Grass

https://tenor.com/view/500-kg-helldivers-helldivers-2-hd2-gif-4829723662506244680

Yeeeeeeeeeehaw

[stable basin]

FIVE HUNDRED kilos of GRASS

[plush harness]

buisine! buisine!

[stable basin]

that is a lot of grass

[drowsy finch]

Youtube titled

https://tenor.com/view/500-cigarettes-five-hundred-cigarettes-gif-6779891482871762392

[stable basin]

explosion

[plush harness]

implosion

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/wooloo-explosion-wooloo-exploding-pokemon-sheep-gif-24778196

[stable basin]

yeah see

[astral ether]

NOOOOOOOOO

[stable basin]

then about seven hours later they combine back together like an iron man suit

[plush harness]

shreepnel

shreeper

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sheep-valais-valais-blacknose-blacknose-cute-gif-7405535933833029593

[plush harness]

guffin

[astral ether]

yayyyy they're back

[plush harness]

ts so kevin

[frail geode]

https://tenor.com/view/beat-meat-dinner-salt-bae-gif-2472371428463424989

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/lich-king-fall-adventure-time-gif-23972282