he were
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
hollow gale
astral ether
soundtrack is stuck in my head again lol
hearty stone
<a:WatchitPal:1285739838611656704>
☹️
hollow gale
THIS DUDE ARE GLASSES AAAHAHAHAHAA
dim lion
strict policy
dim lion
THIS DUDE ARE GLASSES AAAHAHAHAHAA
lofty kindle
THIS DUDE ARE GLASSES AAAHAHAHAHAA
hearty stone
👓
trim copper
would not wearing glasses makes you do less mistakes in your sentences
hollow gale
BRO LITERALLY ATE GLASSES APAPLALFNFOFNVCOF
hearty stone
i am we’reing glasses
lofty kindle
would not wearing glasses makes you do less mistakes in your sentences
I do not understand the correlation.
hollow gale
on a scale of 1 to even, i literally can’t.
lofty kindle
???? who even are you
Why are you even?
hollow gale
love u I’m sorry
hollow gale
Why are you even?
i ask myself this many times a week….
sad music plays
a long time ago…
trim copper
I do not understand the correlation.
exactly
hollow gale
ok ok I’m done having hyper brain rot sorry y’all
back to being morbidly depressed in my bed seeya
idle crest
"where glasses" - said man who needs glasses as he's feeling the bedside table with his hand.
The main thing is like, how many objects that aren't reflective in any meaningful way is the computer calculating some sort of reflections for?
broken stag
What mod manager is used for half sword? Been seeing a lot of people modding and wanted to do so myself
lofty kindle
The main thing is like, how many objects that aren't reflective in any meaningfu...
Allot. It is the same reason I usually kill water FX in the games I play. They look cool but in most they are not a common enough to justify the resources.
idle crest
Imo, unless it's like a fuckin mirror or something, reflection cube maps would probably be fine for most reflections.
dim lion
Ape of wisdom, how do I stop beating my 
?
trim copper
Ape of wisdom, how do I stop beating my <:Willie:1171292517296254986> ?
stealers be stealing
idle crest
I miss when games used sneaky lighting cheats to save performance, now it's just run reflections on everything
clear pilot
idle crest
Make sure it's screenspace so that the game has loads of grain everywhere
Make sure every piece grass foliage model casts a shadow on nearby grass planes even though you can just add a gradient to the grass image where the bottom is darker and that has basically the same visual effect for free.
indigo hare
Yeah I only have 4gb v ram so even worse than I thought
idle crest
Yeah I only have 4gb v ram so even worse than I thought
Urm, Google says your gpu is either 6gb or 8gb
There's surely no way a higher end 1060 has more vram than a 3050 lmao
indigo hare
Urm, Google says your gpu is either 6gb or 8gb
It’s dedicated gpu memory right?
idle crest
Ye
idle crest
What the fuck is the point of that?
indigo hare
What the fuck is the point of that?
Good question!
I never play demanding games so it’s never come up
idle crest
Is this a laptop?
indigo hare
Yeah
hollow gale
hi easter
idle crest
4gb vram is probably gonna struggle with oblivion yeah
I feel like people have been completely groomed into thinking computer specs have been getting better, cus like, aren't we on the 50 series now? And I can still run everything fine on my pc from 2019
indigo hare
I need more vram damnit
idle crest
Download some more deditated vwam
merry wyvern
THESE FUCKERS AT EPIC CHANGED MY STORMTROOPER TO BE THE SHIT ONE THEY JUST DROPPED
Dude what the fuck WHYYYYY
indigo hare
Dude what the fuck WHYYYYY
The pauldrons are starting to float away
merry wyvern
Can't even change it back to the old good one
indigo hare
But fr the first one looks higher quality
merry wyvern
By the good one I mean the 2023 one, not the 2019 one
merry wyvern
The 2023 - 2024 one looked like an actual fucking human
indigo hare
2019 is better
merry wyvern
But I can't find any pics of it
indigo hare
Nerd
drowsy finch
Literally what is the difference
indigo hare
Literally what is the difference
Ones white
drowsy finch
Aside from the pauldrona and chestpiece it looks fine
drowsy finch
Ones white
drowsy finch
2019 or today
I think both look fine, I don’t really care too much
merry wyvern
2019 or today
Oh 2019 easy
Although the 2023-24 version of the skin was much better than both
indigo hare
Oh 2019 easy
Okay okay I thought you felt the opposite and I wanted to make fun of you for your wrong opinion
I’ll allow it
drowsy finch
I’ll allow it
The new valais blacknose model is literallx terrible
Where did they even put his eyes
Unplayable
indigo hare
Where did they even put his eyes
On the inside
dreamy mangoBOT
drowsy finch
Wiw!
indigo hare
Okay it does work for everyone cool
trim copper
Okay it does work for everyone cool
i will spam the shit out of it now
indigo hare
Salet helmets will never not be the best design ever
stone spade
merry wyvern
Baaad day
drowsy finch
Omgg its literallx meee lmgggoodness baaa
sacred cradle
gwa gwa
unkempt zodiac
hollow oxide
cinder thunder
raw orchid
mint pelican
how can you get the content creator tag on the server?
pulsar owl
create a content
zenith dirge
how can you get the content creator tag on the server?
make video
mint pelican
i have a video
zenith dirge
MAKE MORE
mint pelican
i was going to upload it on the creators tab 😭
i just made the video and wanted to share it
lavish blade
skibiti fantum tacks
true mauve
Hello hello
idle crest
Taxidermy
cosmic rain
Where did they even put his eyes
it's actually a buff. camouflage.
idle crest
Both look like fortnite skins to me.
pearl coral
hi
idle crest
Fortnite skins of a guy wearing a rubber or latex costume.
indigo hare
how can you get the content creator tag on the server?
Show me your channel
With halfsword content
Dm it if you want
raven ore
The
merry wyvern
Had to break into my own house because I locked myself out by accident
stark dirge
Woooooo beat the Baron mode!
untold wraith
zenith dirge
b
astral ether
c
cinder thunder
https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-streets-fps-gif-7169049143920371789
yes
spark quartz
Show me your channel
stinky rock stinky rock stinky rock
dreamy mangoBOT
zenith dirge
bro aint even rank 1 😭
pearl coral
hi
pearl coral
one
lofty needle
hey
lofty needle
thanks
worldly vapor
5 cycles in 2 minutes
100-120 compressions per minute
heat exhaustion body temperature 97-104 degrees fahrenheit
Heat stroke body temperature over 104 degrees fahrenheit
worldly vapor
UVB is short wavelength and causes immediate tanning/burning
UVA is long wavelength and causes long term damage such as wrinkling
worldly vapor
willie sad
LOL
worldly vapor
https://open.spotify.com/track/1KVQejl7oVR6HHenlQ9iwC?si=6xQz6gQgSVi2yXjukyQniQ
metal jumpscare
i like this song its kind of like jazz light rock
very interesting
ja?
pearl coral
my playlist is either folk or metal
no in between
from Bolt Thrower to Corb Lund and the Hurtin Albertans
drowsy finch
kafkaesque
pearl coral
how do y’all feel about kevin
worldly vapor
im going to fucking tweak
wtf is that sword
dim lion
berserk ....
dim lion
it looks a bit umm
its like the size of him
worldly vapor
its like the size of him
it should be three times the size
zenith dirge
how do y’all feel about kevin
he looks like that one mask
dim lion
Messer?? 
pearl coral
Messer?? <:wow:1080800702051389460>
no
worldly vapor
Messer?? <:wow:1080800702051389460>
way too fancy to be a messer
dim lion
no
yes thats what they called the thin and long custom falcion
shut up sam you always piss on everyones fun
pearl coral
yes thats what they called the thin and long custom falcion
falchion not messer
pearl coral
custom falchion
worldly vapor
falchion not messer
sam whats your opinion on the dacian falx
pearl coral
neat
dim lion
custom falchion
custom blocked
worldly vapor
would not want this thing being swung at me
pearl coral
wouldn’t like most swords to do such
worldly vapor
wouldn’t like most swords to do such
falx feels different cuz it has big barbarian energy
worldly vapor
what about
lightsaber
whys it so long
autumn laurel
what about
lightsaber
dim lion
https://tenor.com/view/legendary-battle-worthy-opponent-finally-a-worthy-opponen...
LMAO gave me a good laugh
this mod actually mad cool tho
pearl coral
LMAO gave me a good laugh
out loud?
worldly vapor
ah ah, mod creator said its a messer...
its a falchion budy I spawned it with my mod meny
dark lark
This is insanely comical
dim lion
idunno man looks like a messer.mp3 to me
pearl coral
ah ah, mod creator said its a messer...
dim lion
https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-family-guy-meg-griffin-meg-peter-gif-838553...
you cant hide from big messer
autumn laurel
raven ore
how do y’all feel about kevin
is this a new halfsword leak
dim lion
i did this to my boss once after he fired me
pearl coral
i am now against the brainrot filter
autumn laurel
i am now against the brainrot filter
dim lion
i am now against the brainrot filter
nah you deserved that one
pearl coral
is this zzir
autumn laurel
is this zzir
ban him
pearl coral
takes so dang long to make an ice cream cone man
pearl coral
willie
scarlet bolt
willie will willson
pearl coral
i guess i shouldn’t be correcting the name spelling of a guy named zack with a k ….
pearl coral
its ruining my lines
what
worldly vapor
This is insanely comical
It works.
cosmic rain
its meant to be zack
Gang what is this you are not me
cosmic rain
i hate the H
Okay, wow. Just wow. Don't even.
We ALL know that Zach is the superior spelling
I can't even with ts fake Zach 😔💔
pearl coral
bigrizz
worldly vapor
zak is best
scarlet bolt
Okay, wow. Just wow. Don't even.
im the real zack bro
why is saying yumm*** is a brainrot thing?
worldly vapor
5 love languages:
Acts of Service
Receiving gifts
Quality time
Words of Affirmation
Physical Touch
zenith dirge
5 love languages:
Acts of Service
Receiving gifts
Quality time
Words of Affi...
There’s another
worldly vapor
There’s another
half sword
zenith dirge
half sword
it’s throwing cans of tomato sauce at them
worldly vapor
it’s throwing cans of tomato sauce at them
sicilian love language
drowsy finch
pseudo hinge
How come people get stabbed in the heart if there’s a ribcage protecting it?
worldly vapor
How come people get stabbed in the heart if there’s a ribcage protecting it?
blade go through sternum
blade go through ribs
between ribs
pseudo hinge
blade go through ribs
clearly you have no ball knowledge
pseudo hinge
you dont own an airfryer clearly
worldly vapor
you dont own an airfryer clearly
airfryer is part of the digestive tract
not heart
pseudo hinge
airfryer is part of the digestive tract
true
drowsy finch
How come people get stabbed in the heart if there’s a ribcage protecting it?
This is actually true and real
tulip copper
Yayyy i'm back
raven ore
why are rib cages even ribs
is evolution stupid? Just fully encase the upper torso with bone..
worldly vapor
3:12 am - dunk my head in banana water
stable basin
3:20 AM - hover above the pool for 15 minutes
zenith dirge
i would do this, but my wife left me next week
forest falcon
worldly vapor
shoneen propaganda
pseudo hinge
This is actually true and real
none of you understand
worldly vapor
forest falcon
https://tenor.com/view/nigel-farage-up-the-ra-gif-26930624
up the ra Nigel?
runic socket
is evolution stupid? Just fully encase the upper torso with bone..
lets your lungs fully expand
raven ore
just evolve bendy bones then idk
raven ore
then why cant they be fully enclosed if theyre bendy
raven ore
anatomy student meets ER nurse ass conversation
why do we need ribs again?
runic socket
keeps your internal organs from floating around
and also stops minor falls from killing you
raven ore
why cant we encase the heart in bone
runic socket
needs to flex
raven ore
no it doesnt
runic socket
its a muscle
raven ore
put it in a bone box
runic socket
im gonna put you in a big cauldron of menudo
forest falcon
forest falcon
raven ore
drowsy finch
raven ore
i will post one cool bunny
atomic aspen
please stop posting tasty looking creatures
lime harness
just giving him some nice peaceful acupuncture
forest falcon
https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-3417245934051922481
rat in chinese food
lime harness
I won :>
lime harness
good thing he wore his red pants
yeah I won by uhh, kicking the last willy in the leg so hard his leg fuckin broke
rancid reef
y'all get a bug where part of willie's body is unable to get hit with my weapon
viscid schooner
playing doom 1 again and i almost forgot how satisfying the shotgun was
viscid schooner
which doom 1
original doom
going through sigil right now
you get barely any weapons besides shotgun so you're forced to use that and its not even a bad thing because the shotgun is the best weapon ever created by mankind
umbral bough
forest falcon
i accidentally messaged оwo through a missclick
it just sends the game name
what's the point
restive trench
fighting for my life looking for a video
watch darkviperau speed runing gta 5
or chaos
drowsy finch
watch darkviperau speed runing gta 5
no...
restive trench
Why not :((
pulsar owl
naur
drowsy finch
Why not :((
looking for viedeooo
pulsar owl
just say naur
atomic aspen
im so tired
go to sleep
drowsy finch
go to sleep
On the prowlllll
atomic aspen
On the prowlllll
restive trench
looking for viedeooo
What my Arabic teacher explain Arabic grammar
U won't understand anything but it's a video
forest falcon
On the prowlllll
drowsy finch
U won't understand anything but it's a video
Noo I'm looking for a specific one
It was like
It was like some sort of inspirational video
it had this stop motion lady bug
it was very nice
forest falcon
it had this stop motion lady bug
what does this even mean
rancid reef
stop motion
drowsy finch
what does this even mean
forest falcon
i mean why the fuck would you animate a lady bug in stop motion
rancid reef
why not
forest falcon
it's not particularly fast to begin with
drowsy finch
i mean why the fuck would you animate a lady bug in stop motion
you sound like a dork rn </3
rancid reef
real
restive trench
you sound like a dork rn </3
Rali u sound like a dork rn
scarlet bolt
nobody go to how did this happen?
restive trench
nobody go to how did this happen?
?
zenith dirge
I should be sleeping but live police chases are too interesting
Dawg there ain’t even no suspects anymore the news hell is just showing us the fucking city
“In pursuit of suspect” my ass
restive trench
he's ought to be here somewhere
lime harness
"this is why we stopped playing bf4, kids like u, go back to playing fortnite, this is a game meant for realism"
Calling battlefield a game meant for realism is like saying Amy Schumer is good at comedy, you aren't only wrong, you are stupid XD
"uninstalling, why did they do this"
Dude we've been C4 launching since bad company 2
Go play arma or squad if you want realism
Oh no I was using their message as an example
Battlefield is not a realistic game by any stretch of the imagination and it was never planned to be XD
if it was realistic one bullet to the head is going to kill you
Aside the, multiple other things
forest falcon
oh cool it's that sensory overload game
pseudo hinge
what game is this
runic socket
highfleet,,,,
pseudo hinge
Oka
plain scroll
thought this was SAND concept fanart. This game looks interesting
runic socket
its basically a dune lore clone but post apocalyptic earth and theres airships fighting
the game is so immersive that the audio actually really hurts to listen to on full volume and you have to turn it down
eager drift
Anybody else confused on how you get out of the abyss?
forest falcon
Anybody else confused on how you get out of the abyss?
sonic cape
Anybody else confused on how you get out of the abyss?
try burning all power plants in ur country so ur pc turns off and then just turn it on and start halfsword
eager drift
I meant like is there a way out by fighting the NPC’s
sonic cape
I meant like is there a way out by fighting the NPC’s
idk
maybe if u beat up final boss u will win
gloomy crest
maybe if u beat up final boss u will win
If you mean by the guy in the golden armor then no
It just keeps going until you die or leave the game another way
sonic cape
If you mean by the guy in the golden armor then no
what comes after baron then?
a lot of barons or knights?
gloomy crest
what comes after baron then?
Just the same enemies, but from what I played they all had atleast some sort if armor on
It ranged from barely any armor to a lot of knights
And the other bosses
ashen elbow
Add nuclear bombs to the game
sonic cape
Add nuclear bombs to the game
willie is already stronger that nuclear bomb
nuclear bomb doesn't even know how to hold a sword correctly (bc it can't)
ashen elbow
Make willies fucking explode
sonic cape
Make willies fucking explode
he already does
ashen elbow
Hell yea
sonic cape
in ultimate challenge
midnight void
watch darkviperau speed runing gta 5
darkviperAU mentioned....
i just realized how old that message was
wind geode
It's a shame this name isn't that common anymore
whole finch
It's a shame this name isn't that common anymore
oh hey i've got one of those by my side
not that much of it tho
white prawn
It's a shame this name isn't that common anymore
They should just rename it to monaika just to avoid implications. But now it just sounds japanese
wind geode
They should just rename it to monaika just to avoid implications. But now it jus...
what
white prawn
What odes Monika means?
wind geode
What odes Monika means?
white prawn
Monika, the unique drink
Funny that it's branded that way when the can looks a whole Lotta like coke
white prawn
am i making sense at all
do i sound like i would bump into all the people at the market
astral basin
I hate Nintendo
I hope noone buys the switch 2 and it's games
I hope we will get switch 2 emulators in the first week of the switch 2
whole finch
the switch 1 isn't even good it's just that the exclusive games on there are so damn fire
now the games cost two days of food
forest falcon
Funny that it's branded that way when the can looks a whole Lotta like coke
it's a Cola, with a name on it
wind geode
devout patio
how to play half sword
restive trench
I want nintendo to burn
forest falcon
untold falcon
halfsword cause too much system overloading
restive trench
Uhh emebd fail
forest falcon
.come
astral basin
That's a virus
untold falcon
to the point i had to reconnect the plug after the game suddenly crashed my entire gaming PC
forest falcon
restive trench
.come
I had to type the thing manually
Because copypastung in my tablet is disabled
sonic cape
sonic cape
spice token
ARISE DEEZ NUTZ INTO YOUR MOUTH1!1!!1!1!1
plain scroll
ARISE DEEZ NUTZ INTO YOUR MOUTH1!1!!1!1!1
? mute aaron199755 4h being weird + ignoring warns
sonic cape
cosmic rain
why is saying yumm*** is a brainrot thing?
I dunno but it low-key pmo
visual agate
lasagna
visual agate
noo
spark quartz
what the signa
restive trench
ARISE DEEZ NUTZ INTO YOUR MOUTH1!1!!1!1!1
What's up with their names
Why is the color so weird
Gradient
forest falcon
ARISE DEEZ NUTZ INTO YOUR MOUTH1!1!!1!1!1
I can smell that server from here
median tree
half sword is GONE
restive trench
half sword is GONE
It's now quarter sword
median tree
It's now quarter sword
wrong
forest falcon
half sword is GONE
gone where
forest falcon
You should kill astrid over this
I wonder if the signature changes after you kill her
restive trench
You should kill astrid over this
Hi my hatee
Hatee as in employee but like hate
How're you rali
drowsy finch
I wonder if the signature changes after you kill her
That’d be cool cool
drowsy finch
How're you rali
Tired moodle from zomboid
forest falcon
https://tenor.com/view/josuke-josuke-higashikata-jojos-banana-banana-josuke-gif-10201327295238973330
restive trench
Tired moodle from zomboid
Just use that drug thing smh
forest falcon
Just use that drug thing smh
Addie?
restive trench
Idk it's a drug that makes u not tired
In zomboid
Or I'm confusing between games
prisma coyote
there are actually quite a lot of drugs that make you not tired
Everyone start taking all of them all at once I know a specific combination will let you achieve immortality
restive trench
Like resting !!
prisma coyote
ohhhhh true
forest falcon
limpid nest
limpid nest
<:4axolotl:1000046595309588610>
can anyone else send emojis from different servers without nitro?
buggycord
forest falcon
restive trench
can anyone else send emojis from different servers without nitro?
Are you sure you didn't claim a free trail
forest falcon
limpid nest
whaat
drowsy finch
Idk it's a drug that makes u not tired
Mf you mean caffein ?
limpid nest
anyone know if it auto renews?
merry locust
real ones don’t consume caffeine
restive trench
anyone know if it auto renews?
If you can cancel your sub then it probably auto renews
If you can't then it probably won't
I suggest contacting discord support
cosmic rain
I fell for it again 💔
restive trench
I fell for it again 💔
For what
plain scroll
Free nitro automod claims another lol
unkempt zodiac
restive trench
Was trying to explain why everyone has nitro
I don't:(((
cosmic rain
I don't:(((
Damn. (Skill issue 😝)
restive trench
Where is my fr*e nitro discord
plain scroll
I don't:(((
Did you have nitro within the last few months because they usually dont let you get it if you have
restive trench
Look at all these emojis I can use
And you choose the default one in ur message
cosmic rain
And you choose the default one in ur message
Pmo
trim copper
<:RDT_20240603_1139254342435623932:1270044055262462032> <:depresso:1168330643441...
tf is this
restive trench
Did you have nitro within the last few months because they usually dont let you ...
I did but those were the nitro credits
1 day nitro you get from quests
cosmic rain
<:IMSOHORNY:1271626537694789673>
Really? :imsohorny:???
unkempt fogBOT
Really? :imsohorny:???
cosmic rain
Fuck off nqn
restive trench
Really? :imsohorny:???
???¿????????
cosmic rain
That's what he sent 😭
plain scroll
Really? :imsohorny:???
RIP zach. Turned into an app 
restive trench
Emoji name kinda wild vro
cosmic rain
RIP zach. Turned into an app <:sadge:1198638960080064532>
RELEAASSE MEEEEE
trim copper
Really? :imsohorny:???
i didnt see the name
cosmic rain
restive trench
RIP zach. Turned into an app <:sadge:1198638960080064532>
It feels almost like he's still here with us 😔
this is an emoji you can make on android btw
trim copper
<:eye_sex_drool:1142974852966404166> this is an emoji you can make on android bt...
eye_sex_drool
cosmic rain
eye_sex_drool
Don't judge
restive trench
I heard he loved using emoji with weird names
Makes me wonder what kind of servers he was in
trim copper
cosmic rain
trim copper
WHA ARE THESE EMOJIS
cosmic rain
<:imsostupid:1175030405179658310>
Facebook Japanese muslim marriage server
Are we for real
No wonder you have shit ass emojis
cosmic rain
look at my dawg ❤️
restive trench
it is time
Peak
plain scroll
it is time
forest falcon
absolute W
astral basin
imma make a reshade setting because lowkey fuck modding
merry locust
zomboid stuff yeah
stone spade
forest falcon
stone spade
restive trench
She's kiwami
forest falcon
tired dome
OH MY GOD BRO NERF THE PITCHFORK
ITS ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE UNLESS YOU USE THE PITCHFORK TOO
drowsy finch
ITS ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE UNLESS YOU USE THE PITCHFORK TOO
Sidestep it
Or get a long-ish weapon and batter it
tired dome
Sidestep it
whenever i side step they just poke me it does nothing
tired dome
Or get a long-ish weapon and batter it
its so lame being forced into HAVING to use the pitchfork
or the hoe idk if that reaches i never use it
drowsy finch
its so lame being forced into HAVING to use the pitchfork
I thinks its a skill thing 
tired dome
I thinks its a skill thing <:drunk:721361533271146537>
dawg
why is a pitchfork stronger than every weapon in the game
its stronger than the actual spears
If i side step
i get grazed
and my character is like a noodle and slips
or insta dies
true mauve
Meow
drowsy finch
its stronger than the actual spears
Now thats just untrue </3
simple cloak
Now thats just untrue </3
What about rosewood
tired dome
Now thats just untrue </3
it is dawg deadass EVERYONE agrees
simple cloak
And taking fireman
tired dome
the npc's are so much harder with the pitchfork
manic grail
guys important question is this brown or orange
drowsy finch
it is dawg deadass EVERYONE agrees
I wouldn’t bring a pitchfork to any armored tier
drowsy finch
What about rosewood
Rosewood is mehhh
simple cloak
The fire station is such easy early loot thoughh
tired dome
I wouldn’t bring a pitchfork to any armored tier
any unarmored tier its the best weapon
u cannot fight it
drowsy finch
The fire station is such easy early loot thoughh
Its the same loot but with WP old pop
tired dome
feels so cheesy to use
merry locust
u cannot fight it
it is quite easy to fight
drowsy finch
any unarmored tier its the best weapon
Billhook outclasses it with range and stronger hitss
tired dome
Billhook outclasses it with range and stronger hitss
i mean for the npc's
billhook is easier to swat away
true mauve
guys important question is this brown or orange
Yes
tired dome
so hard to swat away the pitchfork
drowsy finch
i mean for the npc's
The fork is virtually the same as the shortspear, which is also pretty easy to just sidestep and bat away
manic grail
The fire station is such easy early loot thoughh
are we talking zomboid
tired dome
idk man im winning against every npc except the ones with pitchforks
everytime i fight a spear i win
specifically pitchforks everytime
drowsy finch
idk man im winning against every npc except the ones with pitchforks
Practice fighting it then iunno 
drowsy finch
are we talking zomboid
Yuzz
tired dome
like the boss of the stage is easier than the regular enemies with a pitchfork bro
manic grail
yes
spark quartz
Hello John Lithuania
swift latch
tired dome
fist play is so boring i hope it gets changed
prisma aurora
RRaaaaHhhhh
atomic aspen
tired dome
am i geeked or does the axe feel a lil off
like sometimes ill do hits that shouldnt have hit
or perfect ones that dont even count
mortal imp
welp
guess what
here to complain again
willies noodle legs are starting to really get on my nerves
true mauve
forest falcon
harsh spruce
too many military ppl
hahahah
atomic aspen
@autumn laurel Meant to tag that person. but w/e
It's all ruined
restive trench
Eating a what
forest falcon
I am afflicted
forest falcon
I just learned that you can cure diseases in skyrim by eating a handful of hawk feathers
mortal imp
im so tired of willies being so perfectly accurate with stabs
its just so annoying that you cant just sidestep to avoid them
and on the other hand the player willie has muchy controls for stabbing
its just unfair
stone spade
im so tired of willies being so perfectly accurate with stabs
every time someone complains about something with the game that isn't bug related it just ends up sounding like a massive skill issue
copper tusk
im so tired of willies being so perfectly accurate with stabs
solution: hit his blade to mess up his alignment
stone spade
its just so annoying that you cant just sidestep to avoid them
you have to displace it
mortal imp
solution: hit his blade to mess up his alignment
i saw a willie telegraph an overhand swing and instantly change it into a stab
stone spade
i saw a willie telegraph an overhand swing and instantly change it into a stab
me when I feint
copper tusk
me when I feint
i actually baited a willie with a feint, made him expose his waist, then cut in half
drowsy finch
Wow easter finally acknowledging my existence
Silly :)
mortal imp
me when feints are like one of he number one ways fencing matches end
stone spade
me when feints are like one of he number one ways fencing matches end
so what you're saying is
mortal imp
its just annoying that willies get perfect stabs whilst players get mushy controls
stone spade
the game is doing what it's supposed to?
mortal imp
its just annoying
let me also stab then
but no
my stabs go sideways when im literally just standing here doing stabs at nothing
they just go everywhere
copper tusk
my stabs go sideways when im literally just standing here doing stabs at nothing
hold alt and just thrust forward with your mouse
ez
mortal imp
thats the mushiest way to stab
mortal imp
double clicking is indeed worse alot of the time
i mean you gotta admit that willies having perfect sense of distance, timing and aiming with stabbing is kinda overpowered
lucid atlas
the chase
mortal imp
this is using alt, the spear goes sideways and whenever i unclick alt and go to point the spear goes everywhere
the controls genuinly just suck
how am i supposed to do anynthing with this?
stone spade
this is using alt, the spear goes sideways and whenever i unclick alt and go to ...
I don't see what your issue is
mortal imp
are you blind?
lucid atlas
you could pick up a pitchfork and go against the third greatsword boss and just stab him
mortal imp
you want the spear to go completely straight is that the issue?
i want it to not wiggle and shoot to the side
see how it ends up pointing backwards
i didnt move my mouse there i just unpressed alt
lucid atlas
https://tenor.com/view/running-boy-cinema-movie-comedy-gif-10923459
the guy does actually look like the creature that chases you on temple run
stone spade
i want it to not wiggle and shoot to the side
oh you mean when the hand is attempting to reposition
mortal imp
yea
stone spade
just keep holding alt then
mortal imp
enemy willies never have that
stone spade
it thinks you're going in for a swing
mortal imp
just keep holding alt then
well if i do that i cant switch targets and ill get stabbed from the side
stone spade
don't release alt when the hand is attempting to reposition
stone spade
this is using alt, the spear goes sideways and whenever i unclick alt and go to ...
like whenever it starts swinging around is when you're releasing alt while your character is moving
you're throwing off its balance
mortal imp
god damnit\
this game really makes you keep track of 9 different things constantly eh?
forest falcon
@mortal imp
mortal imp
<@727161960948432968>
why didnt yours do a weird arch when stabbing forward?
forest falcon
idk
mortal imp
you see how mine just makes an arch to the left?
indigo hare
mortal imp
im actively trying to move my mouse perfectly straight forward but it still does that
forest falcon
im actively trying to move my mouse perfectly straight forward but it still does...
try tweaking lock on strength
mortal imp
oh yea and constatly my keyboard swiching pops up when i do alt stabbing :/
random lion
Modded minecract my beloved.
mortal imp
idk how to disable that because windows 11 is the most tumorous OS ever
restive trench
you see how mine just makes an arch to the left?
Do you have center crosshair on
indigo hare
Modded minecract my beloved.
Not bad!
mortal imp
Do you have center crosshair on
no bc i have no idea what that does
forest falcon
restive trench
no bc i have no idea what that does
Try enabling it
restive trench
The language switch
random lion
Not bad!
The carpentry table really helps, without it my base would look basic.
That entire base was made in a few hours, but it's create mod so a lot of it was trying to understand gears 😦
mortal imp
whenever i press alt + shift it does that yea
random lion
Got a farm and a mischievous tinkering area outside too.
restive trench
Yeah I don't do stabbing so idk
mortal imp
ah i figured it out
mortal imp
Yeah I don't do stabbing so idk
did yo beat the ulitmate challenge without stabbing?
idle crest
this is using alt, the spear goes sideways and whenever i unclick alt and go to ...
Well in fairness if you were to underarm stab with a spear you'd probably do the same.
restive trench
did yo beat the ulitmate challenge without stabbing?
I don't remember but probably not, I may have stabbed few times
But I don't heavily depend on stabbing when using polearms I mostly do big ass swings and sweeps
That don't hit
lucid atlas
mortal imp
its so annoying that willies are also much more immume to concussion damage
restive trench
I'm gonna go consume food bye
mortal imp
they just wont go down
drowsy finch
its so annoying that willies are also much more immume to concussion damage
Push’m
idle crest
If you want power and accuracy with a spear it kinda needs to be held shoulder height with the knuckles on both hands pointing towards you. Unfortunately though as far as I'm aware you can't use a spear like this in halfsword.
mortal imp
Push’m
ill just push myself over
enemy willies seem to have more raw strength
ive seen one hopping around the map whilst he was basically passed out
one tap and he went down
idle crest
Like this
mortal imp
yup
idle crest
(Guy on the left side of the image)
mortal imp
even tho enemy willies are better at everything than me ;-;
idle crest
*even tho enemy willies are better at everything than me ;-;*
As kepontruckens said, they're playing by exactly the same rules as you.
forest falcon
idle crest
theyre not 😅
Yea they are, you can do everything they can do.
mortal imp
Yea they are, you can do everything they can do.
i most definitly cannot
mortal imp
well my skill has been frozen for quite a while
so i guess thats it theb
makes sense i suppose
it seems like i might be the worst half sword player in this server
welp\
i actually almost got there
and then fatal error
cant blame that on me
happend 2 times now
mortal imp
WHY DO I CONSTANTLY GET KNOCKED OVER BY SPEARS
cloud mountain
try timing
wait a bit then
run full speed
tackling them
then
grab your weapob and beat them
cloud mountain
WHY DO I CONSTANTLY GET KNOCKED OVER BY SPEARS
try to get away from the front of the spear and flank them
mortal imp
try to get away from the front of the spear and flank them
that causes me to get knocked over
they tap my head i and i go down
and wow again
just a slight graze to my head is enough to knock me out
autumn laurel
do you have damage to player all the way or something?
mortal imp
no i checked
its in the middle
but every time i fight a longarm whenever the shaft touched my head i just pass out
autumn laurel
here's where i keep mine, it makes the fight last a decent length and the ai can still kill me if they get a good hit in
mortal imp
god damnit
why are these npcs so tough
ok
no
i just kicked at the beginning of a round and i flipped over
slim fern
lol I just learnt to deal with them abusing me just bait them like in mordhau
mortal imp
i just kicked at the beginning of a round and i flipped over
not even at a wille just at nothing
game rigged
indigo hare
I’m gonna lose my mind istg
mortal imp
what why?
yknow wh
i dont believe in practice anymore
its eiher youre good at this game or not
mortal imp
im not saying youre insaenly good at the beginiing
im saying that some people wont ever get good
drowsy finch
Omgg sameeuh
autumn laurel
im not saying youre insaenly good at the beginiing
try recording some of your plays
drowsy finch
I’ve literally never had to struggle <3
mortal imp
try recording some of your plays
and then
autumn laurel
post them in the discord
mortal imp
right
west sorrel
can you reset progress in this game? i want to play gauntlet mode from the top again but cant
astral ether
I’ve literally never had to struggle <3
Right out the womb I was absolutely styling on the baron, fr fr
Honestly I feel bad for the ai it never had a chance
west sorrel
thanks mate
mortal imp
ill have to do 30 fps for the sake of filesize
drowsy finch
Honestly I feel bad for the ai it never had a chance
Baaa
mortal imp
please dont mind the overlay, im tracking vram usage
to see if a spike causes the fatal errors
mortal imp
god damnit why are the filesizes always too big
drowsy finch
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124550722692853770/1374402434293567559/H...
AHH I could never be so good with the blade lol
visual agate
AHH I could never be so good with the blade lol
same bru
astral ether
Longsword is my go to weapon until higher tiers
mortal imp
welp i cant get the file small enough
astral ether
I can hear a morning dove from my room :D
astral ether
*mourning dove, my bad I’m still waking up
visual agate
oh mourning
mortal imp
post them in the discord
welp here you go i guess, you can also see the weird passing out
astral ether
mortal imp
welp here you go i guess, you can also see the weird passing out
i guess i just suck at the game
visual agate
mourning dove when cheering crocodile
drowsy finch
welp here you go i guess, you can also see the weird passing out
He rammed you while you were already destabilized, and his head hit your head
Which is devastating to both sides
visual agate
i guess i just suck at the game
no that was really good dodging at the beginning tbh
drowsy finch
But moreso you since you were already tired
mortal imp
Which is devastating to both sides
no
only me, i never have seen a willie pass out due to headbut
autumn laurel
welp here you go i guess, you can also see the weird passing out
Charging in while he had his axe low was a bad idea too, also holding shift constantly isnt as good an idea as people think
visual agate
ive done headbutt on another, takes speed
drowsy finch
Charging in while he had his axe low was a bad idea too, also holding shift cons...
Its only good if you know how to balance
visual agate
i could show but ion have it on mobile sadge
drowsy finch
Its only good if you know how to balance
And wear low-medium armor
mortal imp
Charging in while he had his axe low was a bad idea too, also holding shift cons...
so i have to be moblile, but not press shift
defensive, but also attack them
and i have to be carefull but also rush them
i seem to be getting alot of conflicting advice
autumn laurel
well duh everyone has their own way of playing
lucid atlas
holding shift is a recipe for disaster
visual agate
good to know
west sorrel
just play the game and you will get good eventually like chill tf out man
indigo hare
i seem to be getting *alot* of conflicting advice
Yea, you are getting a lot of advice you should TAKE SOME OF IT
drowsy finch
pitchforks are so unbearable
Well yeah you just kinda stood there and took it
mortal imp
Well yeah you just kinda stood there and took it
i was trying to sidestep it
but apparently
im never good enough
indigo hare
drowsy finch
im never good enough
Jfc get over it dude
visual agate
i like to kick and just fly around the spear or something lmao
lucid atlas
indigo hare
im never good enough
I’m starting to think you’re just a very good rage baiter
autumn laurel
avoid the pointy end
west sorrel
Jfc get over it dude
hahahahahahahhahaha
astral ether
Maybe you should like, change your mindset @mortal imp
As in, stop saying you’re dogshit and instead say “I can improve”
mortal imp
tried that
visual agate
consecutive bonks
astral ether
Then keep trying it
mortal imp
didnt work
west sorrel
bro its a game just chill jesus christ hahahahha
drowsy finch
tried that
And when it didn’t yield instant results you gave up, no?
astral ether
Dawg you didn’t even try don’t give me that
west sorrel
yall are just better htan me
this gotta be bait rn
mortal imp
And when it didn’t yield instant results you gave up, no?
nope
tried again and again and again
autumn laurel
mortal imp
each time not giving results
astral ether
You remind me of when I was trying to get someone to listen to a song I like, they gave it 5 seconds and said “don’t like it”
visual agate
idk man just play gauntlet until youre locked in for ultimate challenge
mortal imp
You remind me of when I was trying to get someone to listen to a song I like, th...
i have over 100 hours
visual agate
militus vs fencer again lol
astral ether
Yes lol
autumn laurel
ultimate challenge is pretty hard
ultimate even
mortal imp
ultimate challenge is pretty hard
its impossible
visual agate
i usually die to some spear teleporting into my skull
drowsy finch
I still struggle sometimes
Not me, I literally never lose ever B)
autumn laurel
if it was easy then it wouldnt be a challenge
mortal imp
and i passed out due to stroke again
lucid atlas
consecutive bonks
two can be enough (unfortunately)
visual agate
its impossible
i mean i did beat it you just have to keep a steady pace
astral ether
Not me, I literally never lose ever B)
REAL AND TRUE
lucid atlas
im calling for greatswords and pollaxes (polearms in general) to be nerfed
visual agate
two can be enough (unfortunately)
wow
visual agate
polearms are pretty overpowered
lime harness
now this
this, is a fuckin thumbnail
visual agate
i dont use greatswords enough to know but
drowsy finch
polearms are pretty overpowered
They’re not designed to be easy to fight
visual agate
ye
astral ether
Dawg, at this point all I have to say is, change your mindset or bitch and moan for eternity, idk what else to tell you
autumn laurel
im calling for greatswords and pollaxes (polearms in general) to be nerfed
how would you even nerf greatswords? XD
visual agate
true
drowsy finch
how would you even nerf greatswords? XD
Remove the blade
astral ether
You need to want to change if you want to improve
visual agate
remove the handle
autumn laurel
Remove the blade
i'd still win, pommel strike ftw
astral ether
Remove the blade
Pommel strikes go pretty hard
mortal imp
how would you even nerf greatswords? XD
dull them a little
indigo hare
and i passed out due to stroke again
Alright..besides the fact you do this every day, you’ve been complaining for over an hour now. At some point enough is enough. You refuse to take anyone’s advice, and just keep complaining. Eventually I’m gonna time you out and give you a warning because at this point you’re just here to complain and argue, and it’s really getting on my nerves now.
mortal imp
Alright..besides the fact you do this every day, you’ve been complaining for ove...
i do take peoples advice
visual agate
dull them a little
i mean blunt force is half the purpose
lucid atlas
they're just too good against armor.. against unarmored opponents I'd call them fair
west sorrel
Alright..besides the fact you do this every day, you’ve been complaining for ove...
it has to be bait like 100%
indigo hare
*i do take peoples advice*
No you don’t dude.
You’ve said no to everything people say to you
“I can’t”
That’s all I see you say
astral ether
Like I’m sorry to be blunt but you keep giving yourself an out that “oh, it’s too hard, I’ll never do it”
astral ether
Well no shit, you’re giving yourself an excuse to not try
mortal imp
reach 200 hours
id i add up the playtest and the demo im probably already there
visual agate
o
west sorrel
OwO try elden ring i hear its a nice easy game that you might like
visual agate
damn
autumn laurel
reach 200 hours
reach 1k hours
mortal imp
ill probably be dead by then
visual agate
reach 1k hours
im at like 60 in the demo lmao
astral ether
I had like 80 hours in the playtest lol, and I’m approaching 80 in the demo
visual agate
early access is gonna see like 500 hours very fast from me
astral ether
Lmao
lucid atlas
least damaging blunt damage
autumn laurel
visual agate
early access is gonna see like 500 hours very fast from me
is that even close to being grammatically correct 😭
astral basin
I have meat in my mouth rn
autumn laurel
early access is gonna see like 500 hours very fast from me
HOW you cant make 500 hours pass any quicker XD
visual agate
i mean