Yeah
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
cinder thunder
drifting stirrup
Perhaps
merry wyvern
One human that escaped the Qu VS the Qu
still scaffold
drifting stirrup
One human that escaped the Qu VS the Qu
I’m Quing it I’m Quing it so good
merry wyvern
Straight Quing my shit got my shit looking like a bird
drifting stirrup
Straight Quing my shit got my shit looking like a bird
That reminds me I have this
merry wyvern
That is in fact a fuckass bird😭
vernal crow
merry wyvern
One Qu vs 5 Jeep Drivers who wins
For the purposes of this contest, the Qu is trying to navigate the highway without crashing.
drifting stirrup
drifting stirrup
haha space marine become cool dog
I love how there is no meme, and the Qu just turn people into glue and shit
merry wyvern
haha space marine become cool dog
Here's the thing; they would get rid of some space marines. Before the rest of the galaxy notices they're a massive threat and jump them together.
They also wouldn't beat the Emperor, he'd give them all anyeurisms telepathically and probably die doing it.
Old bastard
I mean
forest falcon
I love how there is no meme, and the Qu just turn people into glue and shit
living carpet
lmao
merry wyvern
Great glorious emperor
vernal crow
rolled meat cheeseburger cheese tomato normal cheese mayonnaise pickles
drifting stirrup
living carpet
Actually capable of turning Thanos into a comically large Minecraft Purpur Block
forest falcon
i remember there was a theory that the qu are basically time traveling humans
merry wyvern
vernal crow
btw i want a long stick as a weapon
merry wyvern
I fucking love Chat GPT
merry wyvern
I just saw that ChatGPT referred to it as "Going full cosmic dickhead"
vernal crow
https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545
drifting stirrup
I just saw that ChatGPT referred to it as "Going full cosmic dickhead"
Actually unhinged 😭
raven ore
the space people
raven ore
death
vernal crow
GRUG 🙂
grug would grind to dust him even if he would be blind, limbs amputated, lobotomized and deaf
drifting stirrup
grug would grind to dust him even if he would be blind, limbs amputated, lobotom...
forest falcon
It's funny how in Russian villages women unironically look like that
drifting stirrup
actually predicted
vernal crow
It's funny how in Russian villages women unironically look like that
sometimes yes sometimes nop
but mostly yes
drifting stirrup
This video actually sparked the fire I call a "tirade about the Qu"
forest falcon
merry wyvern
merry wyvern
the qu just got bored and left
Reminds me of another event that happened within recent years
anyway
merry wyvern
I asked it what happened to the Star People after they fucked the Qu over and it said they probably just fucked off into space.
After not reading the book or watching any video essays, I believe ChatGPT is right.
forest falcon
tawny bear
he died protecting his fellow willie
drifting stirrup
Me with my Colonial Roomate after the Qu leave
tawny bear
reached man at arms and died stepping on this
forest falcon
Me with my Colonial Roomate after the Qu leave
the funny part for me was that the khajit dudes just turned into philosophers
i don't remember their name
Killer Folk
merry wyvern
Jesus, they have skooma peddlers in All-Tomorrows, too?
drifting stirrup
drifting stirrup
if I had a gun loaded with 2 bullets and I was in a room with Judge Holden and one of the Qu, I'd shoot myself twice.
forest falcon
if I had a gun loaded with 2 bullets and I was in a room with Judge Holden and o...
Judge's sly ass would probably ally with the Qu 😭
forest falcon
gonna be their messenger and dance for them or some shit
merry wyvern
if I had a gun loaded with 2 bullets and I was in a room with Judge Holden and o...
I mean... the Qu aren't immortal, they just instantly turn you into a horse or some shit
merry wyvern
Plot-twist, we are the Qu, we just forgor how to do it
drifting stirrup
https://tenor.com/view/magic-horse-wise-horse-gambling-gambling-horse-all-knowin...
forest falcon
Plot-twist, we are the Qu, we just forgor how to do it
drifting stirrup
GOOD NOIGHT
merry wyvern
GOOOD night my friend
forest falcon
it's 10 in the morning for me
mild gyro
why cant i choose any classes?
merry wyvern
You must unlock them
forest falcon
why cant i choose any classes?
press "free mode"
drifting stirrup
it's 10 in the morning for me
2:20am 
forest falcon
otherwise it's unlocked thrrough progression
mild gyro
press "free mode"
im in free mode but no classes are visible
merry wyvern
2:20am <:death:1193722698635956326>
It's 3:20 for me
drifting stirrup
It's 3:20 for me
forest falcon
im in free mode but no classes are visible
take a screenshot
of your menu
ah right
no pic perms
astral ether
I should reread all tomorrows
forest falcon
look in feedback bug reporting
try going back to gauntlet mode, click on the beggar class and go back to free mode
if it doesn't work try restarting the game
dreamy crystal
Hello chat
whole edge
guys does anyone know where i can employ some armed goons
forest falcon
guys does anyone know where i can employ some armed goons
how armed
whole edge
2
forest falcon
uhuh
merry wyvern
guys does anyone know where i can employ some armed goons
Go feed a homeless person, they will pledge allegiance until you grow old.
merry wyvern
The Qu versus 1000 homeless people I fed tuna sandwiches
forest falcon
The Qu versus 1000 homeless people I fed tuna sandwiches
listen listen listen... you give them 1000 people in exchange for carpet, and they don't kill you. but! you betrayed your army
merry wyvern
listen listen listen... you give them 1000 people in exchange for carpet, and th...
I don't associate with such dirty fuckass birds
forest falcon
half sword
fickle sparrow
Chose free play as the class 3rd from top and got the option for fist pig lol, now boxing in full plate against someone with none
1 punch man over here
whole finch
y'know how you can make that happen?
dim lion
<:True:1306859197937221632>
make sure to leave your shoes on the franky welcome mat!
restive trench
no, we need to execute you
idle crest
guys does anyone know where i can employ some armed goons
Private military contractors probably.
astral basin
half sword
Idk how to feel about that song
One one hand it's a banger and on the other the band just spams memes with the song over it to make it popular
frosty stratus
half sword
As an ex-laptop user. Can confirm.
tralalelo
ngl they needa block italian brainrot
😭
frosty stratus
wait what
gloomy crest
Italian brainrot is racist
what now
astral basin
Apparently it has anti Islam meanings
blissful parrot
is playtest down?
astral basin
Like the shark curses Allah and the crocodile is about bombing children in gaza
astral basin
is playtest down?
Yea
astral basin
Pc specs?
thorny geyser
whats that
astral basin
Whats in your pc
thorny geyser
in it
forest falcon
Whats in your pc
rice
thorny geyser
wdym
astral basin
Yall some stupid mfs
thorny geyser
wdym
gloomy crest
brother 🤦
thorny geyser
im not a pc neard
gloomy crest
what is your GPU, CPU, RAM, etc
thorny geyser
idk
forest falcon
what is your GPU, CPU, RAM, etc
at least 2 rams
astral basin
Dawg
thorny geyser
go to performance section
?
forest falcon
i have two of these bad boys in my pc
gloomy crest
why are there no VC channels
hollow oxide
gloomy crest
ugh
gloomy crest
do I need lvl 2 or 3 to VC?
gloomy crest
oh alr then
astral basin
3
hollow oxide
SIGMUND FREUD 🗣️🔥
thorny geyser
how do i get the pictures i take in game
forest falcon
how do i get the pictures i take in game
screenshot folder
it should be in the game folder
tawny bear
how do i get the pictures i take in game
browse local files of halfsword in your steam then halfsowrdue5 --> screenshots
thorny geyser
where is local files
gloomy crest
where is local files
go to steam, right click on half sword, go down to manage, press "browse local files"
astral basin
where is local files
gloomy crest
go to steam, right click on half sword, go down to manage, press "browse local f...
then go to the "HalfSwordUE5" folder and open the screenshots folder
google.com would seriously help you, dude
tawny bear
google.com would seriously help you, dude
how do i open google.com xd
astral basin
Or chatgpt
gloomy crest
I like to ask chatgpt silly questions sometimes
because I'm too scared to ask real people
tawny bear
i prefer deepseek
trim copper
how do i open google.com xd
google it
thorny geyser
google.com would seriously help you, dude
?
astral basin
i prefer deepseek
Chinese spyware
trim copper
no one is telling you
thorny geyser
cant find local files
thorny geyser
how do you even turn on your computer
click the button on yop
astral basin
How did bro join this server
thorny geyser
How did bro join this server
a link
tawny bear
Chinese spyware
google itslef has everything about you even how many hair is on your ass so i dont have problem with chinese
astral basin
google itslef has everything about you even how many hair is on your ass so i d...
They don't know how hairy my ass is
tawny bear
yes they do
astral basin
How
tawny bear
pretty sure you took a pic of your ass at somepoint
thorny geyser
GO TO STEAM
im in steam
astral basin
pretty sure you took a pic of your ass at somepoint<:Ivanjak:1290487075484864573...
I never did actually
tawny bear
lies
gloomy crest
im in steam
astral basin
Laax hop in vc
tawny bear
Laax hop in vc
how do i hop in vc?
astral basin
?
thorny geyser
Laax hop in vc
how
tawny bear
OMG HE DID IT
astral basin
Ok nvm
thorny geyser
i dont hacve vc
gloomy crest
Taking pics of your ass
quin open your dms
thorny geyser
im in steam now
astral basin
quin open your dms
If it's a pic of your ass I don't want it
gloomy crest
ok it sounds bad that I replied to that with that
thorny geyser
ok it sounds bad that I replied to that with that
im in steam
gloomy crest
If it's a pic of your ass I don't want it
to clarify, I did not send a pic of my ass
astral basin
Laax is ragebaiting ignore him
thorny geyser
good, now READ THE MESSAGES I SENT
where do i click
gloomy crest
where do i click
on the fucking game, you ape
thorny geyser
i cant see local files
astral basin
no fr i dont know
0/10 bait
astral basin
i can call u
Go into voice chat in the server
thorny geyser
everything
thorny geyser
Go into voice chat in the server
i cant see vc
astral basin
i cant see vc
Yes you can
thorny geyser
u cant play half sword there
astral basin
Click on Voice 1
tawny bear
he need tech support
thorny geyser
Yes you can
no u need higher lvl
astral basin
Ah rip
thorny geyser
cll me
gloomy crest
hold on I'll call you rq laax
gloomy crest
But idk how
quin do you wanna be added
tawny bear
@thorny geyser
thorny geyser
it says download background when i right click
astral basin
Sure give me a sec
gloomy crest
it says download background when i right click
omfg
ON THE LEFT SIDE
THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR SCREEN
WITH ALL OF YOUR GAMES
tawny bear
@thorny geyser
thorny geyser
found it thanks
gloomy crest
found it thanks
gloomy crest
why we even made him go there we wanted to know his specs
he wanted to know how to open screenshots
and yeah give me a sec
I can call you rq then add laax to it @astral basin
astral basin
ye
gloomy crest
@thorny geyser answer your direct messages
tawny bear
@astral basin
astral basin
i will NOT conduct the experiment
tawny bear
LMAO
trim copper
i will NOT conduct the experiment
no balls
trim copper
ask someone to help you smh smh
gloomy crest
i am not counting my asshairs prolly
"prolly" implying that you might
astral basin
shut up i dont want to hear it
tawny bear
i am not counting my asshairs prolly
astral basin
laax i miss u
tawny bear
you have stats in deepseek database now quin
astral basin
the chinese know my aproximate butthair count
true mauve
Bazinga
slate summit
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kiTRbttNl_dbKESFw?invite=cr-MSxyaFosMjg0MTg1MTcw That Neck snapped like a fucking twig. very clean kill
covert egret
what is the best gore settings?
trim copper
Normal
covert egret
what is the normal one i dont remember i changed it to high?
gloomy crest
what is the best gore settings?
theres no "normal one" (iirc), Just presets for each type
trim copper
what is the normal one i dont remember i changed it to high?
its the one in the middle
covert egret
theres no "normal one" (iirc), Just presets for each type
which one do you recommend
covert egret
its the one in the middle
alright thanks
gloomy crest
which one do you recommend
the middle option if you wanna keep performance whilst still keeping the gore
or just fully turn the blood down and the gore all the way up
covert egret
so its gruesome?
gloomy crest
yeah
covert egret
alright thanks
gloomy crest
so you can cut their heads off, cut em in half, etc
true mauve
Guh
tawny bear
so its gruesome?
thats the best part
covert egret
thats the best part
i know i just asked which option
there are 3 options and one of them is calledgruesome
dreamy mangoBOT
ꮇꮯꮤꮎꮑꭰꭼꭱᏼꭼꭺꮪꭲ
untold falcon
candleholder are so dam overpowered for no reason
ashen elbow
sex
gloomy crest
I shall take it upon myself to create a sex mod for half sword
dusty kraken
when glock with switch update
keen torrent
suggestion: walking into a fence doesnt knock me out on the ground till my opponent decapitates me
drifting stirrup
Casual Racial Profiling
tacit wave
trim sandal
guys can someone help me
cobalt matrix
With what?
trim sandal
how i fix the fatal error?
cobalt matrix
Have you tried turning the blood setting down?
cobalt matrix
Np that should fix it
indigo hare
suggestion: walking into a fence doesnt knock me out on the ground till my oppon...
Don’t walk into the fence!
quick torrent
lucid atlas
forest falcon
tawny bear
i really hate how willie fall if someone just blow air on him
willie got same physique as terry
quick torrent
whole finch
i'm considering changing my pfp to a wizard
tawny bear
i'm considering changing my pfp to a wizard
whole finch
https://tenor.com/view/nobody-cares-nobody-gives-a-fck-gif-16881823
but my current one has a bit of sentimental value
and i've also just had it for a while
indigo hare
My favorite meme out of halfcord
tawny bear
My favorite meme out of halfcord
should make one with a literall ban hammer
indigo hare
That first little jump kick he does is hilarious
indigo hare
finish the last level
Some get lucky and win on the first try, most others do it over and over and over again for hours or days till they beat it
whole finch
^ so luck and spite
whole finch
finish the last level
you've got this dw
whole finch
yeah, you. complete whatever it was you were complaining about.
keen torrent
that bum stepped on the axe and got his foot severed
lol
worldly crow
what is the best gore settings?
yes
keen torrent
Don’t walk into the fence!
gotchu
worldly crow
first person you talk to in london
indigo hare
why is vc always dead
astral basin
that has no reason with why vc is dead
vestal fossil
Im ngl adding women would feel extremely weird
keen torrent
theres women?
tawny bear
worldly vapor
okay please stop posting this
keen torrent
its ai generated
oh lol
slow summit
okay thats cursed
forest falcon
okay please stop posting this
slow summit
what-
ivory fjord
Im ngl adding women would feel extremely weird
they wont. women didnt fight much in the era theyre basing the game
vestal fossil
they wont. women didnt fight much in the era theyre basing the game
well you never know cuz there also wasnt an abyss in the era theyre basing the game
ivory fjord
i think abyss might be a work in progress, but yeh i get your point
trim copper
that has no reason with why vc is dead
nuh uh
vestal fossil
that one vr game also has women
ivory fjord
still i dont even know if id wanna fight women in this game that would just be wild
astral basin
women? ew
ivory fjord
blade and sorcery?
forest falcon
it would be a pain in the ass to recreate female organ structure for dismemberment
tawny bear
okay please stop posting this
forest falcon
rapunzel's mother
slate solar
forest falcon
shrink and stuff
they have reproductive organs inside of their body
vestal fossil
thqts not thqt hard
tawny bear
can you stop spamming these shitty images
forest falcon
thqts not thqt hard
there's also the problem of bare breasts
vestal fossil
they dont have to be bare
forest falcon
on female charcaters
vestal fossil
willie doesnt have a penis
quiet sun
there's also the problem of bare breasts
Once again EXANIMA REIGNS
forest falcon
he also doesn't wear underwear
quiet sun
Ive never seen willie spawn naked
Willie is a fungal infection
tawny bear
Ive never seen willie spawn naked
forest falcon
idle crest
Im ngl adding women would feel extremely weird
Yea like people want it to be a fantasy game or something lmao, women don't even exist.
vestal fossil
Yea like people want it to be a fantasy game or something lmao, women don't even...
how tf are we mutual friends
I mean
we have a mutual friend
I met that person on roblox 😭
worldly vapor
well, as they say, the toilet attracts the poo
bright canyon
LMAO
idle crest
I met that person on roblox 😭
I knew alot of roblox developers, dunno who that is.
idle crest
Looks like the sort of woman who's too busy reading crime books to have friends.
tawny bear
proud smelt
okay please stop posting this
trim copper
i hate this very much
tawny bear
i hate this very much
forest falcon
graceful flax
how good is the aura farming?
graceful flax
I met that person on roblox 😭
i recently exposed 2 roblox devs
for not so cool acts
tawny bear
how good is the aura farming?
not much since you playing on low graphics
tawny bear
how good is the aura farming?
might be worth cranking settings up when taking pics only
tough lantern
Heya, fun fact: did ya guys know that nose goo is swallowable? And you swallow about 18k ounces of nose goo every year
ivory fjord
normal people call that mucus lol
ivory fjord
in a sense yeah
gloomy urchin
who wins
tough lantern
The stronger one
whole shuttle
wtf is that
ivory fjord
ai generated willy
daring jay
whole shuttle
and why does it still have a slight moustache
ivory fjord
cuz its ai generated lol
whole shuttle
💀
tough lantern
wtf is that
Willie's mom without makeup
whole shuttle
kek
midnight void
cosmic rain
im gonna miss that era of creative content
Gang that is clickbait 💔
stable basin
clickbait is certainly a way to say it
tough lantern
Okay but am I wrong?
ivory fjord
Gang that is clickbait 💔
yes, made by real people
nowadays all this stuff will be made by machines
... tbh most videos on youtube arent even real anymore
tough lantern
I know someone who has legit vids, legit voice, legit thumbnails AND legit humor
trim copper
I know someone who has legit vids, legit voice, legit thumbnails AND legit humor
actually there are few youtubers that never used ai in the creation of their videos yet
gloomy urchin
i mean as long as it isnt ass
tough lantern
actually there are few youtubers that never used ai in the creation of their vid...
Including Abom
And yes I am a D1 Abom glazer
pearl coral
hi
worldly vapor
those exist???
dj peach cobbler
need I say more?
that channel
its a pure window into a man's soul
his troubled soul
trust me
random heart
why cant i click any gore options
ivory fjord
why cant i click any gore options
its a bug. theres some pinned stuff somewhere that addresses it
sometimes it fixes itself
tired dome
oh my god i hate this out of vram bug
I know dx11 fixes it
but the game looks worse
the saturation is different for some reason on dx11 and 12
More colorful on dx12 and the shadows are darker
ivory fjord
are you on a not 40 series card?
ocean torrent
guys i have a really importmant question. Can you get sent to abyss in the newest half sword update when you die in ultimate challange?
ivory fjord
cuz thatll explain why youre crashing on dx12 lol
ivory fjord
guys i have a really importmant question. Can you get sent to abyss in the newes...
no, you restart
once you beat it all, ultimate challange doesnt count towards you losing your run
ocean torrent
once you beat it all, ultimate challange doesnt count towards you losing your ru...
phew. That is great news.
ivory fjord
ye i learned that by going into the challange expecting to lose it all
ocean torrent
same
i thought when i died and not get sent to abyss i thought its a bug so i continued
he landed a clean head with great sword
copper tusk
cosmic rain
goob night
Goodnight king
gang why do I have nitro
I didn't buy ts
And I got no notification
Guess I'll take it
mortal imp
unfortunatly, i am back
merry wyvern
Hello creatures
mortal imp
hello fellow people who are bad after 200 hours
rancid reef
No ur bad
mortal imp
spears are stupid
trim copper
raider rat more like
poopy rat
rancid reef
There is rain coming
merry wyvern
Manpoops hiiiii
mortal imp
why do i constantly get 2 spearman in the U.C.
merry wyvern
why do i constantly get 2 spearman in the U.C.
Did you break any mirrors recently
trim copper
Manpoops hiiiii
mortal imp
Did you break any mirrors recently
no
merry wyvern
Maybe just shit luck
mortal imp
like you cant parry 2 spears at once and go for openings
rancid reef
Run at them both
cosmic rain
FREE MY BOY HE WAS NOT ADVERTISING 💔💔💔
mortal imp
just not enough time
dim lion
FREE MY BOY HE WAS NOT ADVERTISING 💔💔💔
rookie mistake
trim copper
FREE MY BOY HE WAS NOT ADVERTISING 💔💔💔
im already unmuted bro
merry wyvern
Nest embed fail
cosmic rain
im already unmuted bro
Shut up and let me free you
mortal imp
FREE MY BOY HE WAS NOT ADVERTISING 💔💔💔
xD
merry wyvern
Also hi fsrtberry Poopdragon!!!!!! 👋🏻
merry wyvern
Already on it, in exchange for you listening to my death voicelines (if you haven't already)
trim copper
Watch my Minecraft clip
wow your gameplay sucks blueberry
dim lion
mortal imp
welp
dim lion
the Willie shack
mortal imp
the purple willie be less stable
cosmic rain
Blueberry, your gameplay is amazing and I'm so proud of you
mortal imp
idk why
cosmic rain
trim copper
https://medal.tv/games/minecraft/clips/kiRboJ8tcDbLlS33F/spok?invite=cr-MSxWTGIs...
this is the biggest 
of a clip i have ever seen
merry wyvern
..
mortal imp
this is the biggest <:pregnancycontent:1330270201832538224> of a clip i have eve...
preggers
normal mica
salve
cosmic rain
this is the biggest <:pregnancycontent:1330270201832538224> of a clip i have eve...
:pregnancycontent: is crazy
unkempt fogBOT
:pregnancycontent: is crazy
cosmic rain
Fuck off nqn
dim lion
this is the biggest <:pregnancycontent:1330270201832538224> of a clip i have eve...
give me this emoji right now
merry wyvern
Hi Galaxy
trim copper
:pregnancycontent: is crazy
its a reference to the ai picture of a blueberry dragon pregnant
blueberry would remember
cosmic rain
Isn't it crazy that png is like 1000x better than jpg
cosmic rain
All my homies hate jpg
unreal bay
Oh just eating, no special occasion. Yeah best sushi I've ever had
trim copper
<:Pregnantberry:1320217412309614672>
no the other one
cosmic rain
Who needs compression in 2025
merry wyvern
Blueberry Mpreg Dragon
trim copper
no the other one
the one that was so bad that i sent you in dms
dim lion
the one that was so bad that i sent you in dms
Ah yes
mortal imp
Blueberry Mpreg Dragon
where?
merry wyvern
why spears so hard 😭
Must've seen Micheal's mom
mortal imp
:3
cosmic rain
<:Pregnantberry:1320217412309614672>
Tuff
restive trench
why spears so hard 😭
this isnt a skill issue, even medival warriors thought the same
trim copper
give me this emoji right now
the pic is in my phone and very deep in my big ass gallery
cosmic rain
the pic is in my phone and very deep in my big ass gallery
Send it 💔
I ❤️ external emojis
cosmic rain
https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-gif-21041353
Tuff
restive trench
merry wyvern
Hi too much anticipation
mortal imp
can i havs how to beat spear tutorial pls 👉 👈
chrome pecan
can i havs how to beat spear tutorial pls 👉 👈
which boss
chrome pecan
literally just bait them out
mortal imp
mostly the long one
chrome pecan
then run to their side and stab them
restive trench
can i havs how to beat spear tutorial pls 👉 👈
there is a dude on yt called SMUG see if he has a guide about it
mortal imp
literally just bait them out
what
chrome pecan
easy as that
merry wyvern
can i havs how to beat spear tutorial pls 👉 👈
The best strat is to move to the left and push their spear to the right
mortal imp
you cant bait out a spear tho
mortal imp
theyll just hit
restive trench
you cant bait out a spear tho
bait by attacking
mortal imp
ive never had a spearman just miss
chrome pecan
theyll just *hit*
if they hit just dont get hit 🤷♂️ easy as that
merry wyvern
The hardest part of my strat is you have to learn how to catch the spear
restive trench
ive never had a spearman just *miss*
they swing their spears too yk
trim copper
if they hit just dont get hit 🤷♂️ easy as that
mortal imp
oke ill try to situationize this for you:
spear dude walks forward with spear pointed exactly at my center mass
they hold the spear far enough back that i cant hit it to deflect it
they move the spear forward in a time too short for human reactions to react to
death
whats the plan here
restive trench
I'd probably get removed from the mod team and banned
good
merry wyvern
oke ill try to situationize this for you:
spear dude walks forward with spear p...
I'd move left and use my weapon to catch theirs. If I had a shield I'd try to smack it to the right
mortal imp
I'd move left and use my weapon to catch theirs. If I had a shield I'd try to sm...
hes holding the spear too far back to catch it
restive trench
oke ill try to situationize this for you:
spear dude walks forward with spear p...
i suck at fighting spears but what i do is try to make then swing their weapon then i try to kill them or die
restive trench
I'd probably get removed from the mod team and banned
dim lion
oke ill try to situationize this for you:
spear dude walks forward with spear p...
hold shift and tap WASD, to move side to side to weave a bit easier.
I only try to push the spearmen when they lift their weapon for an overhead
trim copper
I'd probably get removed from the mod team and banned
send it no balls
mortal imp
hold shift and tap WASD, to move side to side to weave a bit easier.
I only tr...
ok
but now
wind geode
Willtones
dim lion
*2 spearmen*
hope and pray
merry wyvern
Yeah if you're not as cracked you can't do what I usually do which is literally like breaking physics
merry wyvern
Nah I've killed two spearmen
dim lion
no just play it carefully ✋😔
merry wyvern
I've killed mfs with shields before by bouncing my sword off of their shield into their throat
restive trench
now what
spear vs spear or run around like a headless chicken and try to attack and run
thorny moth
Can y'all help me out with this Bug I'll appreciate it #game-footage-🎮🎥
trim copper
*2 spearmen*
do you counter a goedendag better than a spear?
merry wyvern
You mean picklecock
dim lion
Can y'all help me out with this Bug I'll appreciate it <#1047194231875321856>
what the hell 😭 I ain't ever seen that before
thorny moth
what the hell 😭 I ain't ever seen that before
It's doing that in the demo version + the fps is running fine but the screen bro 😭
mortal imp
the usually do a very short sighted swing that is at least somewhat able to be dealt with
but spears just
theyre just impossible to me
restive trench
It's doing that in the demo version + the fps is running fine but the screen bro...
try upping your quality go to settings and change the resolution and graphics
trim copper
but spears just
try turning on infinite stamina and practice dodging while in slowmode against spearmen in freemode
it would help alot
also try lowering the damage to player
mortal imp
idk i think thats just gonna throw me off
merry wyvern
I've got an idea chat, I'll patent my "I can't believe it's not Nemesis" system, and then when the game is finished I'll release the patent so other people can use it.
Unlike warmer Brothers
WARNER BROS
trim copper
idk i think thats just gonna throw me off
wdym
merry wyvern
FUCK YOU WARNER BROS
restive trench
u dodge diagonally
trim copper
and i cant move forwar
try dodging a spear not a goedendag
merry wyvern
The mfs with the picklecock are hard to dodge
trim copper
you just do whatever you think is most effective (in dodging)
merry wyvern
Because they can poke you with the whole thing
trim copper
you just do whatever you think is most effective (in dodging)
and when you think that you are good enough turn off the infinite stamina and low damage to player
zenith dirge
mini dallas
restive trench
<:Mini_Dallas:1357438448688169194> mini dallas
thanks buddy
merry wyvern
Hi bubby!
trim copper
thanks buddy
wait i thought it's actually blueberry talking and not you
zenith dirge
mini dallas
thorny moth
try upping your quality go to settings and change the resolution and graphics
Not working, should I just download the main game instead of The demo
mortal imp
when i have something like a billhook spears arent as much of a problem because i can push them away, or literally just outrangethem
merry wyvern
wind geode
mortal imp
yea i dont think i can win from spears anymore
i tried following advice but the spearmen are just way too accurate to sidestep
wind geode
what is the dr. house lore
merry wyvern
Biblically accurate House
trim copper
yea i dont think i can win from spears anymore
consider trying what i said earlier
wind geode
i tried following advice but the spearmen are just way too accurate to sidestep
I just rush into them so that both of us fall
mortal imp
I just rush into them so that both of us fall
thats literally suicde
how does that work for you
merry wyvern
I usually turn around and shake my luscious rump at them to distract them
wind geode
how does that work for you
luck
merry wyvern
EMBED FAAAAAAAAAAAAIL
sick rapids
restive trench
Not working, should I just download the main game instead of The demo
There is only the demo available
merry wyvern
Livvy Dunne Dunne gyat
restive trench
wait i thought it's actually blueberry talking and not you
Do u see me piss colored
trim copper
Do u see me piss colored
no
merry wyvern
trim copper
there is no colour on the (name) is typing thing
restive trench
there is no colour on the (name) is typing thing
Oh ok
I thought u meant in general
Dude this autocorrect is ass
wind geode
@mortal imp Alternatively you just lunge forward into the enemy and grab them by their noggin
dim lion
Not working, should I just download the main game instead of The demo
You can try a clean reinstall, might work?
Bug: Stuck on gore selection menu. When booting up the game nothing happens when making a gore selection.
Solution: Clean reinstall
Delete all files relating to the half sword existing in your local files. Be sure to back up your screenshots folder if you took any!
Navigate to and delete each of the Half Sword folders located in the following directory.
C:\SteamLibrary\steamapps\common
C:\Users\<USERNAME>\AppData\Local\HalfSwordUE5
Finally, reinstall Half Sword Demo.
Please note Appdata is a hidden folder by default and you need to enable show hidden items in the file explorer.
subtle rock
i finally remembered to activate gfs windows
merry wyvern
Skibbidi toilet r i zz
wind geode
i almost had one
Try the doohickey maneuver
mortal imp
alr i have mastered plancons now
i can kinda just hold off their placon and get into their range and yoink one of their arteries now
quiet cairn
can anybody help me with getting mods i have no clue how to
subtle rock
who got unactivated windows in 2025 rn
subtle rock
can anybody help me with getting mods i have no clue how to
go to nexus
mods are not officially endorsed or supported
may containt risks
download at your own discretion
yada yada
quiet cairn
ja but i dnont really understand the thing with github
subtle rock
ja but i dnont really understand the thing with github
which thing with github
quiet cairn
trainer mod
subtle rock
what about it do you not understand
mortal imp
quiet cairn
what about it do you not understand
how to install
mortal imp
nasty basterds
subtle rock
how to install
click install
quiet cairn
okay then?
quiet cairn
subtle rock
you downloaded the file right
quiet cairn
you downloaded the file right
okay i think i can do it now thanks
restive trench
mortal imp
also ive lowered my sensitivity by 2/3rds and ive been ballin ever since
fuck you spearman
omg spearman are fucking telepathic
wdym
howd he know
zenith dirge
pearl coral
howd he know
you walked into the spear head
mortal imp
you walked into the spear head
i noticed
but my brain was already preforming the doging subroutine when he moved the spear to the right
merry wyvern
Its easier to avoid them dodging to the left
The way they hold their spears makes it easier for them to thrust to your right
mortal imp
yea
thorny moth
You can try a clean reinstall, might work?
**Bug**: Stuck on gore selection m...
Wait so I found the problem, it was that I installed the itch Io version instead of the new demo from steam, thanks for telling me to reinstall
merry wyvern
Wait so I found the problem, it was that I installed the itch Io version instead...
Bro got the Itchy balls version instead of the Steamy nuts 😭
timid flame
hey guys is there a inf stamina setting
simple cloak
restive trench
hey guys is there a inf stamina setting
Nope but there are mods like Halfsword enchanter
It's basically a mod menu
Get it on nexus
timid flame
aight ill try that thanks
dim lion
Wait so I found the problem, it was that I installed the itch Io version instead...
ah yeah that'll do it
dense iron
why i cant use soldier class i already passed it
restive trench
why i cant use soldier class i already passed it
If you die you lose your progress, if you don't want this you can press freeplay
random heart
why i cant use soldier class i already passed it
click a faction
restive trench
i cannot run it
What's your settings
dense iron
click a faction
thanks
random heart
go to low and gruesome
drowsy finch
just says "out of memory trying to relocate resources"
Lower your settings
cinder roost
alr
gloomy crest
also ive lowered my sensitivity by 2/3rds and ive been ballin ever since
i've lowered my sensitivity to the kinda "highlight" the s of mouse sensitivity
dim lion
@cinder roost low settings are, well, low quality.
Are you running the game on dx12 or 11?
cinder roost
12
gloomy crest
yeah
gloomy crest
PUH LEASE use dx11
dim lion
for some people it may work better, like myself, but it's uncommon
dim lion
still looks same
Will look fundamentally the same but will crash a lot less
cinder roost
oh
dense iron
for some people it may work better, like myself, but it's uncommon
whats your gpu
gloomy crest
whats your gpu
gtx 1650
dim lion
i told it to always run dx12
Right click the game in steam and click "properties" then "general", then at "launch options" type in "-dx11"
dim lion
whats your gpu
I am running a 3060 ti with 32 GB of ram
dim lion
ty
haha no worries! Dx12 applied Lumens and shaders, a bit similar to RTX, so it can be very heavy on the PC. It'll be optimized much more along the way.
cosmic rain
I'd probably get removed from the mod team and banned
You'd be free
trim copper
wow i didnt see someone that uses dx12 and asking why his game is running like shit for so long
restive trench
Yall stimk
dim lion
wow i didnt see someone that uses dx12 and asking why his game is running like s...
silence wench
happens often
restive trench
happens often
A lot
trim copper
happens often
i cant seem to see it these days
dim lion
i cant seem to see it these days
trim copper
unless all of them are in the halfsword chat which i dont check
restive trench
If I had a dollar for every time someone had an issue with dx12 I'd buy a new keyboard
gloomy crest
silence wench
why hate berserk its a really gud dark manga
dim lion
Blllar
subtle rock
berjk
restive trench
why hate berserk its a really gud dark manga
Check his about me
dim lion
Check his about me
gloomy crest
ah
trim copper
If I had a dollar for every time someone had an issue with dx12 I'd buy a new ke...
if i had a dollar for everytime someone asks if someone is in dx12 or dx11 id buy a new pc
trim copper
https://tenor.com/view/red-ball-sadness-gif-7368014668697113918
i hate how this gif only works on pc
gloomy crest
i hate how this gif only works on pc
works on my phone
trim copper
keeps flashing black and the first frame
indigo hare
i hate how this gif only works on pc
I see it on mobile
karmic nexus
business is booming today
restive trench
business is booming today
I know right, though don't check behind the toilets
drowsy finch
business is booming today
Get put on kitchen nightmares
restive trench
There is nothing behind the toilets trust me
karmic nexus
I know right, though don't check behind the toilets
why is there a snubnosed .38 special?!?
drowsy finch
why is there a snubnosed .38 special?!?
restive trench
What
signal thorn
What
drowsy finch
https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-the-fuck-the-fuck-is-this-wth-gif-17571836
Its you!
drowsy finch
Jerky
random heart
what helmet does the first boss have?
zenith dirge
face reveal in vc
mortal imp
alright, ive tried to do some research by playing with boar spear to find its weaknesses
conclusion: none
tawny bear
mortal imp
oh come on
restive trench
conclusion: none
Yeah that's why they're the preferred weapon in battle
mortal imp
why do i constently get spear/halbert as my 4th wave
restive trench
Like irl
tawny bear
if a spear impales you
mortal imp
i did
mortal imp
but i cant win if i have a spear and they have a spear, and a halvert
restive trench
U can run around and try hitting and running
tawny bear
and thrusting a spear is near impossible
mortal imp
and ofc i fell over for no reason again
restive trench
U can run around and try hitting and running
It won't work 100% of the time but it sometimes work
mortal imp
U can run around and try hitting and running
they run faster
restive trench
they run faster
Oh
astral ether
Damn it’s been like a month since I’ve last been able to draw
I should draw something as a warm up
mortal imp
oh for fucks sake
i keep getting in range of longarms
and then my benadryl just hits or something
bc i pass out
astral ether
Bat them out of the way
ivory fjord
why do i constently get spear/halbert as my 4th wave
mines always like billhook/voulge and plancon
absolute pain trying to fight both of those lol
with a longsword noless
restive trench
I sometimes try to throw things at them but I don't think there is anything to throw in the ultimate challenge is there
mortal imp
and ofc
finally
when i do beat the 4th wave
they dont drop a chestplate
and i have to face wave 5 which is again 2 longarms
and i die
forest falcon
vestal fossil
are you 12
mortal imp
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
forest falcon
are you 12
no?
forest falcon
@vestal fossil
ivory fjord
that shits funny as fuck lol
every time hes like "aaaaa thats not me thats not me
ghosts acts all like " daw you got me better luck next time"
mortal imp
no
impossible
you cant beat it
at least with regular damage
i refuse to believe anyone has beaten it at regular damagef
i just dont
quick torrent
vestal fossil
I barely beat it at half player damage
mortal imp
its iimpossible fr
