general-catfish-🐱🐟

[random heart]

gimmie 2 mins for slowmode

but ill send it

i dropped my halberd then i tried to use my sword

[gloomy crest]

frog

[random heart]

then i got both of my arms damaged

i somehow pushed him down onto my dropped sword

[rancid reef]

Hell yeah

[random heart]

punched his back a bunch and the sword choppeed his leg off

ill send the video

[runic socket]

nice softshell turtle

[gloomy crest]

no hes a frog

trust

[rancid reef]

Trust

[gloomy crest]

thats what the animart person said

[whole finch]

i fw wizards so hard I love em

[stone spade]

real shit

[subtle rock]

buss

holy typo

[random heart]

check my most recent post in #game-footage-🎮🎥

[subtle rock]

no

[random heart]

is this a cpu or gpu game

i play on low

and i get like 40 fps

[subtle rock]

both

unoptimized

[random heart]

10 fps on buhurt and stand

[astral basin]

Massive dih

[subtle rock]

ue5

[random heart]

3050 gpu and ryzen 5 1400 cpu

[subtle rock]

holy ass

[astral basin]

3050 rip

[subtle rock]

no wonder

[astral basin]

Aight bro I've seen worse

You exaggerating

[subtle rock]

loud incorrect buzzer

[random heart]

i used to have a 1060 gpu

[astral basin]

Why you downgrade to 3050

[random heart]

downgrade?

[subtle rock]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-monkey-worried-monkey-gif-5992280527583416561

[cinder thunder]

I poke his eye a lil

[spark quartz]

Yay are gifs back

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1355589829227839569/0f8e1565-988a-4915-851d-f3b08f89fa50.gif

[random heart]

3050o is upgreade

[subtle rock]

technically

[random heart]

i need a better cpu really bad

[astral basin]

Lowkey is he dead?

[spark quartz]

Nah

[random heart]

like a 3500 or something

[astral basin]

I don't believe you

[spark quartz]

Ok

[subtle rock]

bro not living

[pearl coral]

i hate this animal

[spark quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/psychicpebbles-hellbenders-ewww-gif-12305291

[subtle rock]

ban silly head

[astral basin]

Yea

[pearl coral]

yea

[spark quartz]

don't ban silly head

[astral basin]

And crowdfund a cpu for jarhead

[merry wyvern]

Grow the fuck up and play half sword without a gpu

[subtle rock]

every day silly head is banned is $1 towards cpu

[spark quartz]

no 😭

[astral basin]

After a year you're set

[spark quartz]

I do not deserve this

[unkempt zodiac]

serious head

[astral basin]

Bye silly head see you in 12 months

[subtle rock]

bro is milking tf out of this photo

we get it bro

[spark quartz]

Yooo its no-ho hank

[subtle rock]

youre bald

[astral basin]

Dude looks like a raging alcoholic

[spark quartz]

Aka @indigo hare after a shift at work

[astral basin]

I'm so excited for tomorrow

[merry wyvern]

Skibbidi Go0n: the Dark S1gmas

[astral basin]

Or tommorow

[merry wyvern]

FINALLY

[astral basin]

Dih

Massive ahh dih

[merry wyvern]

My favorite

[astral basin]

But you know what else is massive

[trim copper]

gramps still drinks?

[spark quartz]

yeah bro

[trim copper]

crazy

[spark quartz]

yeah he got issues fr

[astral basin]

Who

Ninja?

[pearl coral]

he

[spark quartz]

Mb gang didn't mean to reply to you

[random heart]

i had the most bullshit moment in the abyss

[merry wyvern]

LOW TAPER FAAAAAAADE

[astral basin]

I thought that was automodded

Low taper fade

Damn

[merry wyvern]

Thanos more like John Ballsackchin

[astral basin]

I'm edging in ohio

[merry wyvern]

DOWN IN OHIO

FUCK

[astral basin]

Sybau ts lwk pmo ngl gng

[pearl coral]

tdnmtm

[subtle rock]

hawk 2ah

[subtle rock]

sam bro what does this mean

you have said this twice

[pearl coral]

bro dont keep up with it like i keep up with it

[trim copper]

icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rn b fr I h8 ts y r u sob so fr w me rn cz lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js qticl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rn be fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz... lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn.js Ih8 tsyrusob so fr w me rn cz... lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, ru srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go

[merry wyvern]

Ts pmo sm ht ht ht skb tlt

[pearl coral]

No spam/chat flood.

[trim copper]

it isnt that much though

[astral basin]

Ski B D

[merry wyvern]

Skb tlt

[subtle rock]

this does not mama the mia

are we deadass

[astral basin]

CrazyCattle 3D

[subtle rock]

this is the one you choose to integrate

[merry wyvern]

Fucking doctor hasn't renewed my prescription yet I'm gonna be cooked tomorrow

[astral basin]

Rip

[subtle rock]

go to house md

[merry wyvern]

FUCK THEY DONT OPEN TILL MONDAY

[astral basin]

House

[merry wyvern]

no ADHD meds 💔

[astral basin]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-doctor-freaky-gif-7807484460015619799

[merry wyvern]

Dude the Dark Ages soundtrack goes hard

[pearl coral]

its not called Dude it's called Doom

i can see the confusion tho

[subtle rock]

[merry wyvern]

Skibbidi The Dark Toilets

[astral basin]

Goons the Dih Ages

Riss

[subtle rock]

peanit

[astral basin]

Penis

[merry wyvern]

Penits

Penits

[astral basin]

We can say penis but not skibidy is crazy

[runic socket]

who cares

[merry wyvern]

Its my fault btw

[astral basin]

I do

[runic socket]

just drank a gallon of water

[merry wyvern]

I'm the reason the brainrot filter was made

[wispy nexus]

Hold up. We get banned for stuff like that?

[subtle rock]

skibiti

[wispy nexus]

Or like, idk

[astral basin]

For what

[wispy nexus]

Brainrot

[runic socket]

hawk 2 ah

[astral basin]

Yes

[subtle rock]

bro deadass tryna take credit

[wispy nexus]

This is the safe haven for me. THANK YOU

[pearl coral]

no

[merry wyvern]

Nah ask the devs

[astral basin]

Lwk I fw u hvy

[wispy nexus]

Oh-

[runic socket]

enjoy your downvote kid

[merry wyvern]

Matter of fact, look up skibi. di, 99% of the results are me

In chat logs

[astral basin]

Skibdy

Dih

[pearl coral]

what an achievement

[wispy nexus]

[subtle rock]

just a filter
#🧠rot

[astral basin]

Riss

I'm edging rn

[merry wyvern]

It is an achievement. Shows that even a braindead moron like me can change the server

[subtle rock]

gewning

[runic socket]

unalive

[astral basin]

Yunmee

Yum

Yumme rs is brainrot wtf

[runic socket]

yeah

enjoy your downvote kid

[astral basin]

This is not reddit

[subtle rock]

poop12

[unkempt zodiac]

You Sir just won the Internet, take my Reddit Gold!

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-yummers-the-boys-yummers-meme-yummers-meme-gif-10229506808836437820

[merry wyvern]

Yumme rs isn't brainrot

[subtle rock]

yummy rs

[unkempt zodiac]

yummies

[astral basin]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-firecracker-milk-fire-cracker-the-boys-gif-15981747816355297523

[trim copper]

put the fries in the bag

[runic socket]

the boys looks so fucking dogshit that i never even entertained the idea of watching it

[trim copper]

damn this isn't there

[merry wyvern]

LIVE FOOTAGE OF THE COMMUNITY GLAZING WHEN BLOOD UPDATE DROPPED

elite ball knowledge

[subtle rock]

poop12

[pearl coral]

the community was not glazing

[astral basin]

Real

[pearl coral]

90% of it was complaints

[runic socket]

the history books will say otherwise

[merry wyvern]

HEY! I hold the reality stone.

[astral basin]

As always

Helldivers update had alot of complaints

[merry wyvern]

Helldivers need to lock it the fuck in, why are these bug dumbasses trying to get the DSS to bug planets

[cinder thunder]

Wow I just unlocked baron and he sucks

[merry wyvern]

Like are we fucking stupid? We need to stop the illuminate

[astral basin]

Bug divers are crazy braindead

[subtle rock]

am jaking it

[merry wyvern]

I'm Aware

[astral basin]

Like there was a major order specifically designed for them and they still fucked it

It's insane

[cinder thunder]

The only thing cool about him is his shiny armor

[merry wyvern]

Spent years waiting to march on Cyberstan but because of those dumbass bug divers we can never hold the sector for more than a day

[pearl coral]

i trying to update my game but update so big it will take entire day

[cinder thunder]

wait nvm this sword Cray

[pearl coral]

its joever

[astral basin]

Overall dude I fought on martale with 0% resistance for like over a month and shit gets taken at 90%

[merry wyvern]

"Just let us have fun with the game bro"

IS DEFENDING SUPER EARTH A GAME TO YOU? YOU TAKE PLEASURE IN YOUR PEOPLE DYING?

[astral basin]

Community in general just kinda stupid

Now i just don't give a fuck about major orders anymore

[merry wyvern]

I was on Malevelon Creek BOTH FUCKING TIMES

[subtle rock]

holy poop

sam make other people play with us tomorrow

[astral basin]

Lowkey I missed both times

[subtle rock]

guys buy ck3

[astral basin]

I've never been on the creek

[merry wyvern]

I SERVED TWO TOURS IN THE CREEK WHILE THE BUG DIVERS WERE SITTING WITH THEIR THUMBS UP THEIR ASSES

[ivory fjord]

you should give it a try, its pretty good. fucked up, but good.

godi wish my life wasnt a living reenactment of sisyphus

[merry wyvern]

Any bug divers wearing any medal for any bug related campaign is getting slapped if they cross my path

[runic socket]

the comic is edgeslop

[merry wyvern]

Useless

[runic socket]

the tv show wont be better

[subtle rock]

thank you for your service soldier, glad to see a fellow survivor of the creek, oorah

[astral basin]

I've also realized teammates on bug missions are just alot dumber

[modest harbor]

Has there been any talk of adding VR support to the game?

[merry wyvern]

The shows pretty good, Homelander makes two dudes get it on

[ivory fjord]

a sad outlook on things, but ok, i get it.

[astral basin]

Like at this point it's not even prejudice or a stereotype anymore. Bug divers are just straight stupid

[merry wyvern]

It's almost like bug divers don't have functioning brains

[subtle rock]

comic is edgeslop tv show is edgepeak

two COMPLETELY different works btw

they share very little

[runic socket]

dont caare

enjoy ur downvote kid

[merry wyvern]

Like the amount of times I've seen the fuckers try to hit a bile Titan with an eagle is crazy

[subtle rock]

not adding officially, but just like with multiplayer you could likely expect a mod to be add especially due to being built on ue5

[merry wyvern]

Just use the auto canon you'll kill it in like three shots

[subtle rock]

beauty of freedom and whatnot

u can literally just not watch it

lol

[astral basin]

I hate harvesters

[astral basin]

Ass design

[ivory fjord]

no they must declare to the world how much they hate thiings

[merry wyvern]

Hi mantits bussy

[runic socket]

im so tired

[plain scroll]

never forget the creekers were the cause for one of the MO failures

[plain scroll]

[astral basin]

I've hit 300h in hd2 today

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/raptor-dinosaur-gif-25891481

[true star]

Never forget creekers were lame

Reddit gold

[merry wyvern]

We caused the failure of ONE

The buggers failed multiple which had way worse reprocussions

[true star]

Not really.

[astral basin]

Yes really

[plain scroll]

they are also harvesting the E710 which is important. Also its a game for fun

[random heart]

billhook sucks cuz u cant stab with it

[ivory fjord]

to think that helldivers would split itself into factions of gamers is both suprising and unsuprising

[merry wyvern]

now the Illuminate is on our door and the bug divers would rather give a charger a handy than do their job and fight on a front that matters.

[true star]

It scales to consider the amount of people working on MOs iirc

[dim lion]

You can stab with the one that is pointy lol

[ivory fjord]

skill issue

[dim lion]

The other one has a curved tip

[plain scroll]

You can stab with one of the billhook variants

[random heart]

peasant billhook axe>>>>>>>>>>>>>regular peasant axe

[astral basin]

Honestly I just dive whatever faction is relevant

[dim lion]

poleax > all 🗣️

[merry wyvern]

So you play correctly

[true star]

I just play what I wanna play

[merry wyvern]

You're a real Helldiver

[astral basin]

💀

[ivory fjord]

brother just called a hoe a bilhook axe

[gloomy crest]

a hoe is a billhook axe

[ivory fjord]

is it?

like is that the legit definition?

[gloomy crest]

you're just not as enlightened as i am

yeah

check the oxford dictionary

[merry wyvern]

Me and Quin might be the only real Helldivers here

[ivory fjord]

enough therapy and ill be up there

[astral basin]

Also illuminate are still so easy man. Did a d10 with one random that had a melee build and died 6 times. I didn't die once. Like new enemies are just so easy

But that's probably because I'm such a good gamer and so good at games and way better than all of you

[true star]

Fun is a concept not relevant, ig, it’s not the players fault, it’s the devs fault for not accommodating for this fact (which honestly… I’m PRETTY sure they do)

[merry wyvern]

Straight Creeking my shit

[little talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-8915866

[merry wyvern]

Fun comes second to duty.

[true star]

Oh brother

[merry wyvern]

It is your duty to defend Super Earth, and right now, the Illuminate are the real threat.

Maybe someday the bugs will be dangerous again

[astral basin]

Homie is burnt out after 2 days

[random heart]

im uninstalling bro

[true star]

I dont larp

[random heart]

immediately have to fight a plancon

[merry wyvern]

I've been on this battlefield for 81 hours a motherfucken day

[ivory fjord]

why do i even bother with life

[true star]

Man what the hell

[astral basin]

I wish more people had mics. Like I'm just left talking to empty heads and non responsive suits

[plain scroll]

If you were a true diver you would recognise that you didnt do 2 tours of the creek because that diver died long ago

[ivory fjord]

even fucking dictionaries are paywalled

i hope theres a ww3 i hope u all die

[merry wyvern]

It's not larping, larping requires it to be live action and for you to not be actively enlisted as a Helldiver.

[ivory fjord]

everyone die plz

[true star]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1363584359801684180/1370142117376032888/GplMtz1WYAA39wP.gif

[ivory fjord]

right now crack the cyanide caps in your teeth

[astral basin]

Maybe he's just that good and never died since then

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/raising-my-axe-gawain-dev-patel-the-green-knight-battle-cry-gif-2517294304823787866

[merry wyvern]

Ngl I didn't die on the Creek but I got crippling PTSD...

So many of my brothers blown to high hell right in front of me. Weeks of wondering if I'd be next, if the following near miss would be a hit.

[plain scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[astral basin]

https://tenor.com/view/browniescout-surprised-dog-shocked-look-gif-6148375965691675455

[true star]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-gif-27111274

[astral basin]

This made me physically cringe

Like alot

[ivory fjord]

damn it really is that easy to trigger people these days huh

[merry wyvern]

It is a Helldiver's duty to defend Super Earth, no matter the cost. All those who would shirk this duty should be shot, their liberty-hating corpse paraded around Super Earth as an example of what happens to cowards.

[astral basin]

Sometimes I shoot my teammates for fun

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-salute-gif-8108032990738097175

[merry wyvern]

Didn't happen, not confirmed by Truth Officers.

[astral basin]

I got some clips on my pc

[merry wyvern]

Propaganda

[astral basin]

Straight up no scoped a mf midair

[merry wyvern]

If it didn't come from the Ministry of Truth, it didn't happen

[true star]

You know how the UN actually asked Arrowhead to speak on how easy it is to get people to fight for a fascist regime

They denied but you know that’s something that did get asked of them

[merry wyvern]

They don't need to explain; show the videos of brave Helldivers fighting for freedom across the galaxy.

[true star]

This guy failed the litmus test

[dry pagoda]

we need half sword online!!!🗣️

[merry wyvern]

The enemies of Super Earth will embrace freedom, they will embrace democracy, or they will perish.

[zenith dirge]

should i make a shitty ass song tonight yall

[plain scroll]

They are supposed to perish. We arent supposed to engage in diplomacy. You fake ass diver

[merry wyvern]

You should make a good one tonight

[ivory fjord]

ai generated

boom

aactually why am i defending helldivers i hate that shit

not really hate it, just not a fan of the community

[astral basin]

Not my proudest moment. Just found this again

[zenith dirge]

i physically cant

[hollow gale]

I believe in you bubby

[ivory fjord]

make a song using a sample of the next video posted in this channel

[merry wyvern]

A real Helldiver does his duty, first and foremost. To express my ability to follow orders, should the enemy surrender officially to Super Earth is not an admission of treason. It is up to the enemy whether they want to engage in diplomacy with our diplomats.

My job isn't to sign papers. It's to pull a trigger.

[zenith dirge]

is this you talking lol?

[merry wyvern]

Nah I believe in you

[hollow gale]

yes sir

[merry wyvern]

Plasmadic about to equip his dog

[ivory fjord]

bubby just needs to join the firewalkers and get inspired

[zenith dirge]

ok because if so i wasent gonna credit you

[hollow gale]

don’t credit me

[zenith dirge]

im just gonna say "random ass guy talking to his dog"

[hollow gale]

it will make you look bad LOL

[merry wyvern]

Why

Plasmadick canceled???????

[hollow gale]

i say mean things to people

[merry wyvern]

Based

[astral basin]

Explain this video

[ivory fjord]

nice chat gpt

[hollow gale]

*random ass bald guy

[zenith dirge]

bubby is evil

[random heart]

guys imagine if

just imagine

if bosses walked away when you hold g

[merry wyvern]

Clearly a malfunctioning of your firearm

[random heart]

instead of just fucking killing you

[zenith dirge]

we dont care

sorry

[random heart]

ke ya self

[zenith dirge]

im already dead dw

[astral basin]

Erm you can't say that

[ivory fjord]

lmao quin the guy who likes pushing homeless people on the ground cuz its funny to him

[astral basin]

Mods!

[ivory fjord]

and cuz they wont fight back

[astral basin]

He didn't die I had to keep shooting

[ivory fjord]

i wonder whyy

[astral basin]

Besides that if you look at the last few frames you can see us all blowing up

[hollow gale]

we will git along nicely then

[ivory fjord]

i noticed, still

[zenith dirge]

bandlab watching me open it back up again, knowing danm well im about to make the worst shit ever

[ivory fjord]

no harm in practice

[zenith dirge]

you should listen to the shit i made

on my channel

i didnt even release it, it escaped

[hollow gale]

it grew flesh and walked away

[zenith dirge]

it uploaded itself

[ivory fjord]

perhaps one day ill come across it

[astral basin]

My first ever clip. Good times

[barren valley]

thats why you never trust a fart

[ivory fjord]

gosh i wana get good at polehammers

theyre great if you can use em right

but im always missing 😛

[barren valley]

most viable weapon against armour

[ivory fjord]

been playing in armor for the most part lately

[hollow gale]

armor is very fun

[ivory fjord]

i also like biiig swords

fun to bonk people on the head

occasionally you decimate someones arms or legs with it

[barren valley]

brave stand gamemode my beloved

[hollow gale]

see that game mode idk

cause then it’s like little babies vs a god

[barren valley]

yeah, you really feel like a knight slaughtering peasants

[hollow gale]

Oh, word

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

didn’t know you were chill like that

[still cove]

I hate this gif.

[barren valley]

[astral basin]

$1000 Sword vs $1 Sword

To the death

[hollow gale]

Cry about it.

[barren valley]

that gif goes hard

[hollow gale]

oh shit

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[barren valley]

ai woody dabbing me up

[hollow gale]

bro you’re real asf

[barren valley]

thanks dude

[hollow gale]

no problem g slice

alright i have been shitting i gotta leave the bathroom now

time for more drinks

[proud smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-tiger-woods-big-dog-salutation-what-up-gif-2478767235926945002

[random heart]

i just smacked th4e 3rd boss sword out of his hand

and killed him with it

[barren valley]

peak

[random heart]

check #game-footage-🎮🎥

[merry wyvern]

Favorite thing about PCs is that once you start bitching about something, half the time it fixes itself when you go to ask for help

[ivory fjord]

crackhead idea: give use a pair of horseshoes to act as makeshift brass knuckles for spoilance fights

[zenith dirge]

@hollow gale song done, bouta upload, gimmie a few mins

[hollow gale]

dm me when its done i will put it on the speaker

[merry wyvern]

Typical audacity not muting the audio

You love to see it

[hollow gale]

im at a party right now i think people will love to hear whatever you made

[zenith dirge]

they totally will

(it fucking sucks)

[random heart]

using half sword to make better kingdom life outfits on roblox

[merry wyvern]

Dude I'm fucking stupid

But it's also fucking stupid that it won't mute if it's marked solo

[random heart]

what is the name of that militia helmet

that doesnt have a crest or spike

its just a helmet

[pearl coral]

describe it further

[west tree]

I think my weapon decided to Alt f4 itself

[zenith dirge]

@hollow gale https://youtu.be/_UkzXu2YM0w

[random heart]

its like

two

halfs

it looks like a faceless sallet

in a wayu

way

[hollow gale]

this is awesome and my friends are going to hate it

[zenith dirge]

👅

[hollow gale]

i love it

[pearl coral]

bruv whart

do you mean an armet

[astral basin]

No swearing. No violence. Just straight trash 🔥 💯

[random heart]

ill just find the pic

[hollow gale]

i said "bro no way someone put me in a song" and my friend goes "dude your chat is so cool"

im fucking dying right now cause they get to hear it

[ivory fjord]

fire

[random heart]

@pearl coral check what i pinged u in

[ivory fjord]

like goblin dark wizard rap

[random heart]

the player helmet what is that called

[pearl coral]

visored kettle

[random heart]

is cuirass pronounce cure ass or queer ass

[unkempt zodiac]

im pretty sure its the former

[plain scroll]

ive heard both

[pearl coral]

i say cur-awss

like the word cur

and the first part of awesome

[woven parrot]

Why can't I aim?

I see people play this game and they seem to actuall move their weapons in a way that makes sense

[ivory fjord]

i ask myself that question a lot

[woven parrot]

It feels like every attack is in a cone

[sleek sail]

guys i have a theory

[ivory fjord]

tbh its a lotta nuanced, youd have to watch videos on halfswording n stuff

its a rabbit hole

[woven parrot]

I cant hit things in front of me it feels like

[cloud ember]

just slash

[woven parrot]

I cant slash

[ivory fjord]

a cool rabbit hole though. its very detached from the problems of society

[woven parrot]

Thats the issue

[cloud ember]

its lowk hard to explain

[woven parrot]

Its what?

[ivory fjord]

low-key

[cloud ember]

kind of treat the mouse like your arm

in a way

so if you want to slash left pull the mouse left

[woven parrot]

Thats not what happens

Its always arced

So it never hits in front of me

[zenith dirge]

im gonna take a wild guess and say your pfp is cropped porn 😐 weird ass mf

[woven parrot]

It isnt

[ivory fjord]

bubby why are you like this

[zenith dirge]

bubinian dna

[ivory fjord]

nobody cares

[zenith dirge]

you become a horsey?

[stone spade]

yes.

[cloud ember]

i have this issue slashing up and down

you just have to position yourself better i guess

[woven parrot]

Like the hoe is horrible

Because I cant hit in front of me

[ivory fjord]

the hoe is nuts if you like swiping from the left/right

[woven parrot]

Thats what i'm trying to do

I cant

It always arcs

[ivory fjord]

you gotta press X and swap the stance a lot

[woven parrot]

It doesnt feel like im swiping

[ivory fjord]

hmm

hows your sensitivity

[zenith dirge]

im nearing 3000 gmod hours

[woven parrot]

It feels like im just swapping from having my weapon on the right and my weapon to the left

[ivory fjord]

yeah, now imagine doing that while you swing

[woven parrot]

You dont understand

The hoe moves in a circle

All weapons do this

[true mauve]

I’m nearing 2000 vrchat hours 😔

[ivory fjord]

a circle as in straight out front of you?

[woven parrot]

What

No a circle

[ivory fjord]

you might wanna take some screenshots cuz idk what you mean right now

[woven parrot]

like in a cone shape in front of me

[ivory fjord]

yes

it does that

if youre talking about the arc it has when going left-right

or vice versa

[woven parrot]

yeah

but it seems like people have more control than I do

[ivory fjord]

i mean, just gotta aim better i thinks

[woven parrot]

Thats the issue

I cant aim

[ivory fjord]

most of us have sensitivity down low cuz that helps keep the weapon on the same path

you dont need to swing hard with the mouse to get a good effect

[woven parrot]

That just has the same issue

But it's slower

[ivory fjord]

how about halfswording the hoe then, do you have issues with swinging it that way too?

[woven parrot]

but then i lose my range

[ivory fjord]

your range isnt helping if you cant connect with willies

have you tried playing in first person

i learned a lot by doing that

[woven parrot]

I put a video in #game-footage-🎮🎥

[random heart]

grr i want mebed

embed

[ivory fjord]

youll get it eventually

[woven parrot]

?

I have 6 hours

I havent gotten it

[ivory fjord]

nono

[woven parrot]

Every weapon is like this

[ivory fjord]

that was for jarhead

try turning down the sensitivity if you havent already

[woven parrot]

I have

That was in the clip

It's the same issue but now it's slower

I literally tried swinging at the guy and all i did was shift it around missing the guy

My weapon went around him

[ivory fjord]

youre still wildly swinging instead of winding up strikes with the head, you gotta bring it back a little bit

even then , you can change the trajectory of where the head arcs down or up, by moving the mouse in a different path

[woven parrot]

that has the same issue though

[ivory fjord]

for you

[woven parrot]

Now im just wasting time as it arcs around the guy

[ivory fjord]

to me it just sounds like you need to practice it more lol

and looking at the video makes me more sure of that

[woven parrot]

I have 6 hours

[ivory fjord]

i have 78 and im still dogshit lol

[woven parrot]

I hate when people just say "get better"

And say nothing else

How do I get better if I dont know what to do?

[ivory fjord]

hey i already brought up various ways the hoe works, youre just choosing to not accept that

[woven parrot]

I did?

[ivory fjord]

there are videos on youtube that demonstrate stances in halfsword

you might wanna consult those

https://youtu.be/j68BqFfYKCA?si=EFJG-35w4TfhC9xS

tadaaa go watch this

if that still doesnt help then idk what to say fren

[wanton cypress]

🚬👀

[woven parrot]

That isnt the issue im having though

the issue is that im not swinging

im ain idiot

I see my issue

I ws swinging too fast

Sorry if I was rude lol

I was very annoyed

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/майнкрафт-смешно-битва-стив-драка-gif-2815022478195356104

[zenith dirge]

bubby gaming

[merry wyvern]

Keyboard is soaked

[safe palm]

Need 2 4090's to play this game max graphics

[vestal sapphire]

yall be afraid to moan but i be in my girls ear like " "

[zenith dirge]

huh?

[safe night]

🙏

[safe palm]

W

[vestal sapphire]

You heard me

[zenith dirge]

the guy in the stall next to me

[runic socket]

friend bought this thing

idk wht it is bt its cool

[zenith dirge]

do i ask?

it looks like goddanm missle

[runic socket]

no chance

definitely an industrial rolling pin

[zenith dirge]

try hitting it many times with a hammer

[balmy pilot]

al my n naz n heil

[runic socket]

idk what funny words ur saying but i see "naz" and "heil" so i think we should ban u bc kanye sucks at making music

[zenith dirge]

yedolf 😭 🙏

[wheat brook]

Aye aye aye aye

That one song

[zenith dirge]

dawg whenever i walk near the creek by my house on a warm sunny day i can smell the danm frogs

[worldly vapor]

do they smell good

[runic socket]

frogs smell like fermented piss

[astral ether]

how do you know what fermented piss smells like

[runic socket]

i worked at a tannery

[random heart]

kanye has fire music

but oh my god

he needs to chill out

[runic socket]

"after all this time i still cant see my children" off of the song "i love hitler" isnt fire bro

[zenith dirge]

no

[runic socket]

you coping

[random heart]

old kanye*****

[astral ether]

I never got into kanye

[runic socket]

you werent missing much

even from the beginning

[zenith dirge]

same, most modern rappers arent my thing

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/surprise-sheep-scared-gasp-omg-gif-13118156

[random heart]

axe and shield is fun

lowkey

[drowsy finch]

I dislike rap, so likewisesss

[astral ether]

tbf I grew up on classic rock thanks to my dad, though I branched out into prog rock and then industrial on my own

NIN is my goat

[zenith dirge]

im more a tupac, snoop, b.i.g, dr dre, ice cube, NWA, eminem kinda guy when it comes to rap

[runic socket]

im more a your mother kinda gal

[zenith dirge]

we grew up the same lol

[astral ether]

ayyyy lmao

[worldly vapor]

he makes good music... or... made i guess

[random heart]

i cant block for shit so i either use shields or polearms

[astral ether]

i can parry pretty well with longswords

[worldly vapor]

polearms are actually pretty good for blocking cuz of the long haft

[runic socket]

literally the first guard you learn in polearms is the only one you need and its so easy

[zenith vortex]

I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT

AFTER 3 HOURS

[runic socket]

theres literally zero excuse to not be able to parry with a poleaxe

[random heart]

i cant parry with longswords at all

[astral ether]

though that's not to say I don't fuck up with the longsword

[runic socket]

a child could do it

[random heart]

just thwack them before they reach u

[random heart]

baron is easy lmao

just like

[astral ether]

learn to use the auto parry

[random heart]

thwack him in the knee with a polearm

[runic socket]

halfswording poleaxes is half of the combat with them

[astral ether]

or rather, work with it

[random heart]

and when he staggers hit him in the head

[runic socket]

even 75%

[worldly vapor]

i dont like halfswording in half sword

[zenith vortex]

No ik that part was easy as but getting there was damn near impossible

until i found the wonderous science of...

[runic socket]

werewolves of london

awooooooooooo

[zenith vortex]

✨blunt force trauma✨

[random heart]

run to the right of an enemy and jerk ur mouse really hard to the left and it just shoves it into the armpit or back

works eevery time lmao

[runic socket]

then he gets into your guard because one block with a sword stops all your momentum

and you have to learn to clinch and fight in halfsword

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/klassny-klassni-klassny-klassni-kot-gif-15764074524754019618

[random heart]

kid named

hit the eenmy in the knee once

[random heart]

then shield charge them in the face

and then hold weapon on neck

[runic socket]

forcing a surrender is boring

fight them like a man

or beat him 2 death on the ground

[astral ether]

old clip of mine but parrying with the long sword goes hard https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814772152892522499/1345955468178100326/parry_proficiency.mp4?ex=6828a5f6&is=68275476&hm=f0dd4393812373b694ae83d9b01f48c4b9f5b071ddb1f99d0383bad0626c52c4&

[random heart]

shield bashes are op

[astral ether]

god this was before I even knew about holding shift and stances

olllllld clip

[cinder thunder]

U smell 😎😎😎

[balmy pilot]

bitch

[worldly vapor]

omg this kid always comes out at like 9:18 pm

[astral ether]

hold on I think I have a more recent clip

[cinder thunder]

packgod pack his ahh!!!

[astral ether]

honestly I have him set to ignore at this point

[cinder thunder]

noo I was complaining about baron earlier

[random heart]

why do u never look at my videos

[true mauve]

do you think your pfp is tuff

[runic socket]

i dont enjoy ur presence

[astral ether]

do you have a neutral stance towards mine

[cinder thunder]

Talented 😎😎😎

[runic socket]

i hate all of u, im only here 4 rali

[worldly vapor]

what about me

[true mauve]

I hate you too

[runic socket]

trollface emoji

[cinder thunder]

Ur pfp Is slayyy 💅💅💅😎😎😎👹👹

[random heart]

why

[worldly vapor]

your pfp is actually good

[astral ether]

thank you!

I like yours as well, deer are quite silly

[cinder thunder]

Thar sticker not showing on my screen

Nvm 😹😹😹😹

👹

[runic socket]

i thought ur pfp had that gay proudboys flag on it then i just realized ur american so i had 2 block u

[random heart]

???

[zenith dirge]

wtf does any of this mean

[worldly vapor]

you remind me of about 30 other people

[cinder thunder]

Hi Michael

[zenith dirge]

who?

my name is not michael

[runic socket]

hi bubbster

hi bubbsy

[drowsy finch]

What??

[cinder thunder]

Ok michael stop playing 😹😹😹👹👹👹

[random heart]

america hate 💔

[worldly vapor]

half sword chat going off the deep end tonight fml

[runic socket]

it was never in the shallows

[worldly vapor]

yeah now its going in the mariana trench

[astral ether]

I still like this clip a lot https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/616517929550348309/1346721920011210812/straight_for_the_kill.mp4?ex=6828ccc6&is=68277b46&hm=963b56c08ade1f60feff02d6779db42c24b5d44f3a653d9cdd089e6545a78e37&

[runic socket]

ok buddy

ok binbow

ok bb

[zenith dirge]

oh right i forgot, that is my name

[worldly vapor]

i love when people say this to me

[cinder thunder]

Ur acting all high and mighty Bud roll in the mud with the PIGS

[cinder thunder]

🥰

[runic socket]

im a HOG

[worldly vapor]

I havent showered in 6 days, dont talk to me like YOU KNOW what it means to be a pig. BOY.

[astral ether]

going through my old clips has had me coming across stuff I smile upon seeing again but I can't find this one clip I had

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/yawn-boar-pig-hog-summer-gif-10546652396781305870

Even pigs have hygeine

U just smell 🤮🤮🤮

[worldly vapor]

I forgot I showered last night actually mb

honest mistake

[runic socket]

my new wraith corebook is almost here

im hype

[cinder thunder]

liar liar plants for hire

[worldly vapor]

I did actually forget I took a shower thouigh

am I cooked?

[zenith dirge]

and pigs are cuter

[runic socket]

i got a new set of dice

[random heart]

big shield is goated

[worldly vapor]

dawg im lowk cute as hell brah my school counselor called me cute brah

[cinder thunder]

When thay add horse shit to the game I hope u can eat it

[zenith dirge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193313879539851328/1372534384963620964/IMG_7737.gif

what

[runic socket]

what the fuck are you even talking about

are you fucking drunk

[worldly vapor]

[worldly vapor]

im dying rn

[zenith dirge]

not even batman could get that info outa me bro

[worldly vapor]

too good

[drowsy finch]

baa

[cinder thunder]

Bro They did not Even tie him down terrible Waterboarding

[worldly vapor]

I dont drink

[astral ether]

how are you doing, rali?

[drowsy finch]

rtired

watching pulp fiction

[cinder thunder]

Ur retired

Old ahh

https://tenor.com/view/cainii-blestem-farmec-injurie-anatema-gif-16811744

[zenith dirge]

angry birds

[astral ether]

ayyyy, good movie

first time watching it?

[cinder thunder]

Minecraft movie is better

[zenith dirge]

i lowkey only watched pulp fiction for the apartment scene

[runic socket]

chicken

[astral ether]

I like quentin tarantino films

just in general

kill bill was great

[cinder thunder]

Tarantino Is a Poop Butt

[gusty geode]

i like his movies too but hes just... kinda strange as a person

[astral ether]

oh definitely

I like to consider it a trade off

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/django-unchained-gif-27579051

[astral ether]

you get a good movie but tarantino is, well, tarantino

[worldly vapor]

yall rmember the foot scene?

the foot part?

[astral ether]

that's the tarantino tax

[cinder thunder]

This are my favorite tarantino Movei

[drowsy finch]

I liked this one too

[astral ether]

I should rewatch inglorious basterds

[drowsy finch]

Me anad the same buddy watched irt

[astral ether]

probably my favorite tarantino film

https://tenor.com/view/deal-damn-good-deal-good-deal-id-make-that-deal-gif-27676387

[random heart]

oh my fucking god

remove pitchfork

i just died to one in a brave stand as a man at arms

[astral ether]

just bat it out of the way

[worldly vapor]

long live the peasant's republic

[cinder thunder]

U suck at game Fat boy

[random heart]

not my fault brave stand is 10 fps and i cant see

[astral ether]

if you have a short weapon yeah spears are a real pain, but side stepping them isn't too bad

[wanton wind]

are they trying to fix crashing?

[astral ether]

I mean

[cinder thunder]

No

[astral ether]

I wouldn't doubt it

[wanton wind]

Bruh

[cinder thunder]

No updste until 10 months

👹👹👹

👹👹👹👹

👹

[astral ether]

just so you know, this is a 15 year old who posts nothing but bait

[random heart]

and then they make me fight a plancon naked in the depths

fun game

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-see-me-out-in-quahog-peter-griffin-wifiskeleton-peter-griffin-gif-4765588189715896141

[wanton wind]

mk

[astral ether]

I don't doubt that they're working on the crashing, it's something with unreal engine and gore

[astral ether]

the blood effects fuck with it sometimes

[cinder thunder]

Unral engine #sux

[true mauve]

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/war-of-the-ages-cat-centurion-cat-centurion-cat-fight-gif-1741762862016554190

[tiny sentinel]

im the one who gripped you tight and pulled you from perdition@true mauve

[astral ether]

i like how the shrimp has a gun and a knife lol

[true mauve]

ew

[tiny sentinel]

wym ew bruh, u said it

[true mauve]

?????

[tiny sentinel]

castiel said that

[true mauve]

you do realize im not even done with the show, right

[tiny sentinel]

thats like the first thing he said

[true mauve]

multiple seasons ago, something i probably forgot then

because im on season 7 lmao

[tiny sentinel]

when they first met he said that to dean my fault tho lmao

[worldly vapor]

truth is hes a fake castiel fan

[tiny sentinel]

he honestly had so much aura in his first couple seasons

[true mauve]

he who?

[true mauve]

that’s so real, i’ve heard they basically nerfed Castiel in like the next couple seasons

[tiny sentinel]

yeah its like a power scaling problem, they just have to keep one uping the previous villians

[cinder thunder]

I’ve been in this situation once or twice

[wanton wind]

Ive made it to the final bosss.....

FINALLY

[cinder thunder]

U mean ultimate challenge

[wanton wind]

YES

ur little nerd

[tiny sentinel]

be ready to crash 100 times

[pearl coral]

love this

raw af

[lime harness]

name an old english word that sounds racist but isn't

I need to expand my "ye olden lexicon" of words that piss people off until I tell them the meaning of the word

[raven ore]

the rook

[merry wyvern]

You mean the baron, the final TIER is the ultimate challenge

[cinder thunder]

They said yeah U dum dum 😎😎

[earnest lava]

when is this game releasing

[merry wyvern]

In about 7

[cinder thunder]

Friday

[earnest lava]

today?

[pearl coral]

no

no misinfo

[merry wyvern]

In about 7.

[cinder thunder]

Tuesday

[raven ore]

last friday

[zenith dirge]

hes sad that his fish taco got cold

[ivory fjord]

fish taco sounds good

[subtle rock]

that what she said

[lime harness]

warhammers are so brutal,

oh no you have a shield, anyways breaks your knee so hard your leg twists the wrong way

[gloomy crest]

the simpsons hit and run has to have some of the funniest code comments I've ever seen

[toxic thistle]

When I get you all https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164976879330152500/1373148822846570516/cachedVideo-2-1.mov?ex=68295bff&is=68280a7f&hm=eb2395b33d8db8593c52ebce603b9d6d2306912c9eb6c7575b25ef88f2163051&

[ebon plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-eating-cat-eating-food-gif-24575246

[sharp dust]

Epic embed fail

[ebon plover]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-eating-cat-eating-food-gif-24575246

whyy ;-;

[sharp dust]

2 epic embed fails

[ebon plover]

;-;

[lime harness]

The entire family

[toxic thistle]

fail

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-eating-cat-eating-food-gif-24575246

[ebon plover]

;-;

[unreal bay]

Felt cute, might delete later

NSFW

[gilded onyx]

where can i post my music that sounds horrible cuz i cant find medieval plugins that are free

[zenith dirge]

willie party

[unreal bay]

Yeah, a great one too

[true mauve]

Deadzone Rogue is a good game tbh

[zenith dirge]

what was it for?

because that sushi and stuff looks amazing

[finite pasture]

i killed myself at baren

bruh

[gloomy urchin]

what am i looking at

sob

[raw orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1276138220014407752/uni_fnaf.gif

[dim lion]

[gloomy urchin]

the entire obby

is jsut collection of teto arts

[clear pilot]

Very cool.

[merry wyvern]

Yaaaaaaawn

Hi Galaxy hi Poopdragon

[sleek sail]

The Mordhau technique would be so cool in half sword

It's within the 14th to 16th century so it’s timeframe accurate

[forest falcon]

good morning general fish

[forest falcon]

teto obby

[woven parrot]

I really want to like this game but i cant

Sometimes the clunk is too much

[forest falcon]

you have to embrace it and abuse it

[woven parrot]

I cant

when i cant even use a weapon due to it lol

[forest falcon]

wdym

[woven parrot]

Every weapon swings in a weird arc that is around the person in front of you

And your arms tend to get stuck behind you

[forest falcon]

try increasing sensitivity, also the arc can be caused by your actual mouse being sideways/tilted

idk how it happens but it does

it really fucks up the swings

[woven parrot]

So i have to get carpal tunnel to play the game right?

[forest falcon]

yep

[woven parrot]

thats not fun

My mouse is very uncomfortable to hold like that

[forest falcon]

no mouse needed

[woven parrot]

that video doesnt work

[forest falcon]

discord bug

sometimes the videos are stuck on first frame

[woven parrot]

yeah

it doiesnt work

I cant make it past commoner in the one death mode

and i lose so many fights because my arms just dont work

the clunk is fun but its too much to be enjoyable at times

[forest falcon]

i just play in free mode

don't like the gauntlet

[woven parrot]

i want the last class

Its annoying that it's locked behind this in a game that isnt out yet

[toxic thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164976879330152500/1373163552881246238/waow.mp4?ex=682969b7&is=68281837&hm=33dd4fe03b5b08c73498eee12f80fd0e6932da1f1494d9e8ec6decc6c78f9afe&

[drifting stirrup]

Who do you think would win in a fight? A Space Marine or one of the Qu?

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-space-marines-warhammer-40k-w40k-warhammer-40k-secret-level-eliud-gifs-gif-2445507925204055594

https://tenor.com/view/all-tomorrows-the-qu-qu-alien-all-tomorrows-qu-gif-3975859087545994335

[raven ore]

the qu

didnt mankind like make weapons that could like destroy entire planets and still loose to the qu

[merry wyvern]

The Poo

Nah Space Marines would fuck them over

Especially if the Space Marines were Ultramarines. They're known to take 99% losses and still win.

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-mushroom-cool-joker-funny-gif-11877833770751234984

Stay Young Black And Unique

[drifting stirrup]

I personally think the fight could go either way. The Qu are the dominant species in All Tomorrows, but I also think the Space Marines could actually pose a threat to the Qu, kind of like the Star People.

[cinder thunder]

The Qu solo bro

What the helly is this opinion vro

Theyd just steal em and turn them into bricks

[true mauve]

Bazinga

[drifting stirrup]

They probably would Fortnite dance on a space marine, but I just got to thinking about it because of this one quote from “The First Heretic.”

https://tenor.com/view/qu-qu-all-tomorrows-spore-dance-weehehe-gif-6359545387484731442

[merry wyvern]

They would get fucked in Warhammer, like every other faction that isn't from Warhammer

[drifting stirrup]

I’m gonna be honest, I haven’t read the book, but I think All Tomorrows has piqued my interest

[still scaffold]

chat he discovered how to levitate

[cinder thunder]

Nobdoy has

[drifting stirrup]

Witchcraft

[cinder thunder]

They’ve only listened to a video essay on jt

[merry wyvern]

The humans in All Tomorrows could destroy entire planets.

The humans in 40k can destroy entire solar systems.

[raven ore]

humanity for a while and then not human anymore but they turned human again kind of

[cinder thunder]

I watched a lot of them

[raven ore]

darth vader vs one qu

[gloomy crest]

when release?

[drifting stirrup]

Darth Vader is already a vegetable

[merry wyvern]

That's too easy. Darth Vader.

[drifting stirrup]

That’s not fair dog 😭

[merry wyvern]

That's like saying Darth Vader versus Eleven. Come on now dawg

[cinder thunder]

Fart vader vs a Poop in a toilet

[raven ore]

its over

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/ski-buddy-skibidi-toilet-skibidi-toilet-fantastic-gif-14773111991062989865

[woven parrot]

I kinda like the messer

[small notch]

Like… the doctor??

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-fantastic-four-first-steps-f4-richie-the-bear-here's-the-thing-gif-10866717939802756885

[merry wyvern]

No, the little girl from Stranger Things. But he'd also kill the doctor.

[drifting stirrup]

Now that would be interesting: The Doctor vs. The Qu

[merry wyvern]

He would literally just instantly crush his windpipe with The Force

Same with Eleven

Darth Vader's power level is close to, or equal to, that of an Adeptus Custodes.

[small notch]

You forget that the doctor has insane plot armor and can see all of time at once or something he would bs the force

[merry wyvern]

Interesting

[cinder thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1361719056553607268/3dgifmaker88489.gif

Willie vs Darth Vador

[drifting stirrup]

Willie vs. The Qu

[merry wyvern]

Biblically Accurate Willie VS the Qu

[cinder thunder]

Wilie solos

[drifting stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[cinder thunder]

Wilie.exe 👹👹👹💀☠️☠️☠️💀🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

[small notch]

Willis would somehow catch Vader’s arm with the full side of his axe and uncap Vader

Incap

[cinder thunder]

Who said he needs an axe

One touch from his finger would invert darth vader

[drifting stirrup]

Darth Vader would Trip on himself because he would be in the Half Sword physics engine

[small notch]

*dull side

[whole finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chat-cat-fall-hello-chat-cat-gif-24961178

[drifting stirrup]

I cast Plancon

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/willie-half-sword-half-sword-hi-chat-gif-5638455273862533523

[cinder thunder]

Willie with plancon solos all of fiction and reality

[merry wyvern]

My dying voicelines vs one Qu

[drifting stirrup]

Willie with a Plancon would be the superior to Thanos with all the infinity stones.

[cinder thunder]

Thanos is light work

Like nothing

[drifting stirrup]

Willie is a merciful god

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[cinder thunder]

He could lowkey jump out the screen and kill everyone but he chooses not to

[vernal crow]

will i get ban if i ask when update

[raven ore]

no