every 2 weeks roblox slop #233823 gets popular and is supposedly a hidden gem and underrated but actually just sucks
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
viscid schooner
worldly vapor
99% of it is shit
viscid schooner
and then the really cool gold games are buried
anyhow only good roblox game is fencing 1v1 me
worldly vapor
anyhow only good roblox game is fencing 1v1 me
have you ever played lore game
ivory fjord
fuuuu-
zenith dirge
https://tenor.com/view/ghoul-panic-epic-embed-fail-furry-ps1-lisa-gif-24630020
thank fucking god it failed
drowsy finch
Oh for fucks sake
viscid schooner
have you ever played lore game
never heard of it
worldly vapor
never heard of it
its my favorite roblox game. I kinda completed it and my guild is basically dead but its really good for a new player
true mauve
Yall should play this, it’s good
worldly vapor
it really has a soul
ivory fjord
https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027
the embed fail riposte ouch
drowsy finch
every 2 weeks roblox slop #233823 gets popular and is supposedly a hidden gem an...
Simon Says and Survive Natural Disasters and Build to Survive Zombies is peak
worldly vapor
never heard of it
https://www.roblox.com/games/10967793447/xolo
also check out this demo made by the same guy who made lore game
drowsy finch
the embed fail riposte ouch
The bit is that the embeded link is “jesus ballin mars bars”
My bit was ruined by it actually working </3
ivory fjord
lol
zenith dirge
i dont play roblox no more, too many weirdos and the games suck ass, balls, dong, and the rest of that whole general area
viscid schooner
https://www.roblox.com/games/10967793447/xolo
also check out this demo made by...
YES
THIS GAME
astral ether
Lmao
viscid schooner
its really cool
drowsy finch
i dont play roblox no more, too many weirdos and the games suck ass, balls, dong...
I stopped playing when they added the censor
astral ether
Yeah honestly darktide has had an iron grip on my attention as of late
viscid schooner
never seen a roblox game with that much effort in it
ivory fjord
worldly vapor
its really cool
iaKuro3 also made lore game, also quite cool, oozing with passion
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/arting-siamese-cat-gigachad-ambatukam-ambasing-gif-262933...
That's very rude of you btw
worldly vapor
he puts soul into all his works indeed
true mauve
That's very rude of you btw
viscid schooner
has anyone seen that roblox game the guy who directed chainsaw man s1 was making
i heard of it once but didnt play it
drowsy finch
Yeah honestly darktide has had an iron grip on my attention as of late
I’m a big fan of psykering :)
worldly vapor
has anyone seen that roblox game the guy who directed chainsaw man s1 was making
it sounds like its probably not good lol
worldly vapor
yes
drowsy finch
roblox fell tf off
It sooo fell off
worldly vapor
im 95th rifles, British Army, 1st brigade Infallibis
daring jay
IT DOESNT NEED TO BE THIS HARD
viscid schooner
i think the only consistently good genre on roblox is fps
astral ether
I’m a big fan of psykering :)
I’ve only made an ogryn and veteran so far, both at level 30. Only recently been able to consistently grind out penances too, so I’m almost done with my veteran
worldly vapor
i think the only consistently good genre on roblox is fps
arsenal
astral ether
Probably going to grind out zealot, psyker, then return to my ogryn
astral ether
Infiltrator veteran can be pretty fun, but goddamn, the marksman penances in darktide just leave me miserable
drowsy finch
I’ve only made an ogryn and veteran so far, both at level 30. Only recently bee...
Ahahaaaa ee shoududlld tozakamxhdis play somethime omggg
astral ether
They’re not even that difficult, I just like melee
zenith dirge
phantom forces, arsenal, etc are all good
phantom forces devs got exposed for liking kids you know
viscid schooner
phantom forces devs got exposed for liking kids you know
astral ether
Ahahaaaa ee shoududlld tozakamxhdis play somethime omggg
I would be down for that :D
drowsy finch
phantom forces devs got exposed for liking kids you know
Common roblox dev
drowsy finch
I would be down for that :D
Good job reading that mess :)
astral ether
Good job reading that mess :)
I’ve been online long enough to decipher keyboard spam to a degree lmao
spark quartz
Good job reading that mess :)
Are my gifs loading for you
subtle rock
who up playin with they worm
drowsy finch
Are my gifs loading for you
No <3
drowsy finch
~~I’ve been online long enough to decipher keyboard spam to a degree lmao~~
You misspell one thing and it over </3
astral ether
true mauve
https://tenor.com/view/violence-pepper-pizza-green-pepper-fighting-gif-19273167
L embed
spark quartz
eh whatever who needs gifs anyway
spark quartz
Wtf bruh
true mauve
Damn
drowsy finch
true mauve
😭😭😭
drowsy finch
Damn !!!
restive trench
I am uploading a 100 mb file its going to take forever
true mauve
DAMMNNN!!!!
astral ether
Also I want to quickly say, going for the On Overwatch penance for veteran is going to make me genuinely want to off myself 💔
Going a full mission without taking melee damage is rough
spark quartz
Did they disable gifs or somethin?
hollow gale
it seems like tenor is broken
astral ether
Wack
subtle rock
Did they disable gifs or somethin?
need to be level 4 now
hollow gale
its happening in other servers too
true mauve
spark quartz
need to be level 4 now
L ragebait
viscid schooner
is it just tenor or do non tenor gifs not load too
hollow gale
i think its specifically tenor
restive trench
https://tenor.com/view/sheep-games-playful-playing-ball-toss-ball-gif-14557817
Discord is sheepist
spark quartz
@autumn laurel why gifs no work
restive trench
The other gifts loaded but rani's didn't:(
true mauve
daring jay
no way i died
tell me to get to the last bit from the abyss
it doesnt take
that long
viscid schooner
<@171355251843006464> why gifs no work
discord shat itself
the issue happens in other servers too
spark quartz
discord shat itself
L discord
autumn laurel
hmm
drowsy finch
<@171355251843006464> why gifs no work
@plain scroll i just wanna say hi 
My ping was better
viscid schooner
its like the png thing from a couple days ago
restive trench
It may be cause I'm uploading a 100 mb video but I doubt
drowsy finch
https://tenor.com/view/sheep-games-playful-playing-ball-toss-ball-gif-14557817
Baa !!
spark quartz
<@564146443703812097> i just wanna say hi <a:Ello:1272427127849091082>
Bro tagged mantic while I tagged militus lmaoooook
viscid schooner
https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-silly-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-11748501437476694...
autumn laurel
restive trench
Aww sho cute
ivory fjord
that makes a lot of sense
subtle rock
site site
viscid schooner
the place that all the gifs come from
autumn laurel
drowsy finch
Aww sho cute
spark quartz
I blame rali
drowsy finch
I blame rali
:(
restive trench
Cat cuter
restive trench
roblox fell tf off
Wait for
subtle rock
gmod better
you mean Ray's Mod
restive trench
I think you suffer from evil bitch syndrome :(
😭
worldly vapor
guys dont spawn rapier with half sword trainer
subtle rock
CLOSE DOOR
thank
restive trench
you think im some worm like you? i aint no weeb
Dude the game is basically fist fighting others
Yes
subtle rock
i need a picture of that door
ill probably forget since i dont go to the library all that often anymore
was there the other day tho
it is still in fact there
astral ether
guys dont spawn rapier with half sword trainer
Why not
subtle rock
you get rapiered
ivory fjord
pov you got rapiered
restive trench
I think you suffer from evil bitch syndrome :(
Sorry rali but I think I gotta do the thing
drowsy finch
Sorry rali but I think I gotta do the thing
Hrm?
drowsy finch
[Jump to original message](https://discord.com/channels/@me/1086506182090440794/...
Oh lmao
true mauve
zenith dirge
it is still in fact there
thank for letting know
worldly vapor
Why not
crashes game
how do I save loadout in half sword trainer
pls
its not work
drowsy finch
Do you guys spell it like potato or like ghoughpteighbteau?
subtle rock
tomato
subtle rock
not drake
ivory fjord
mass pandemonium
drowsy finch
well almost all of them
noble badge
whole finch
I'm playing oblivion rn
whole finch
and my character is an ol breton
subtle rock
I'm playing oblivion rn
Bro is oblivious
drowsy finch
astral ether
I’ve heard people are boycotting oblivion remake because of something microsoft was doing
indigo hare
I’ve heard people are boycotting oblivion remake because of something microsoft ...
I’ve heard that’s stupid
viscid schooner
Bro is oblivious
bro has 4 elder scrolls
subtle rock
I’ve heard people are boycotting oblivion remake because of something microsoft ...
r we deaduzz
astral basin
dawg no politics
indigo hare
No politics; this is halfsword game server
stable basin
i am WAITING ON ONE OF YOU TO TRIP AND FALL SO I CAN FIRE THE EMBED FAIL GIF
just know that
ill be waiting
in that shadowy corner over there
whole finch
alr
astral ether
I just said I heard people were boycotting it I never said I knew anything about it 😭
indigo hare
Nice job you killed chat
whole finch
i'm playing a breton mage birthsign mage
stable basin
its not dead yet
subtle rock
bro has 4 elder scrolls
bro is john cyrodiil
whole finch
and i don't want to be wearing the robes of the enemies
stable basin
yet
stable basin
politics wont be the full death of the halfsword server general chat
subtle rock
incorrect
whole finch
i am running around freezing people solid in pants and sandles
whole finch
im sorry can you see the future
i can
subtle rock
im sorry can you see the future
I clairvoyant
astral ether
Nice job you killed chat
Me when nobody posts for mere seconds
drowsy finch
hop on helldivers
Super Earth Flag is objectively the best weapon in the game
whole finch
what do you see
half sword will release eventually
stable basin
Fun fact Willie likes me more than you
ITS NOT TRUE, YOU CARVED ROCK
stable basin
half sword will release eventually
audible gasp
astral basin
is this drip chat?
drowsy finch
is this drip chat?
Quite good.
whole finch
is this drip chat?
you look like a viltrumite
astral basin
you look like a viltrumite
i aint even going to ask what that is
whole finch
## fellas I found two five-leaflet clovers 🗣️🗣️
isn't it four leaf clovers that are lucky?
indigo hare
my luck is UP
Get a single lottery ticket
dim lion
i aint even going to ask what that is
bro watch invincible lol
gusty geode
## fellas I found two five-leaflet clovers 🗣️🗣️
time to get your money up
stable basin
get you a lottery ticket yeah
astral basin
bro watch invincible lol
that costs money
dim lion
isn't it four leaf clovers that are lucky?
I've found a seven leaflet before
whole finch
i aint even going to ask what that is
it's a guy made of viltrum
viltrum is a cool metal
astral basin
and i dont pirate movies
mortal imp
welp ive lost 20 times in a row now
gusty geode
isn't it four leaf clovers that are lucky?
yes, but 5 leaf clovers are super cool in the way that they signify the end of days :)))
indigo hare
welp ive lost 20 times in a row now
Damn, have you tried winning?
dim lion
yes, but 5 leaf clovers are super cool in the way that they signify the end of d...
do you want one of my 5 leaf clovers?
whole finch
SOMETING in my desk is RATTLING whenever i type and i am GOING crazy
indigo hare
SOMETING in my desk is RATTLING whenever i type and i am GOING crazy
Tip the desk over
Ez fix
gusty geode
do you want one of my 5 leaf clovers?
ill give you my 27 dollar bill for it
astral basin
almost at 400 🙏
dim lion
ill give you my 27 dollar bill for it
hmm
whole finch
a chord was wrapped around a thing
drowsy finch
almost at 400 🙏
*traitors killed
whole finch
it is fixed 😌
astral basin
*traitors killed
no. I killed them for no good reason
dim lion
many men
whole finch
no. I killed them for no good reason
and that's cannon
stable basin
i can even throw in my squared circle with it
your…..your what, how’d you manage that one
dim lion
wish death upon me
whole finch
wish death upon me
awh i was gonna say that
dim lion
awh i was gonna say that
no I don't cry no mo
drowsy finch
no. I killed them for no good reason
I wish it said traitors killed instead, since that creates the disturbing narrative that friendly fire just gets shrugged off as shit happens, and the victim is just declared a traitor
dim lion
don't look to da sky no mo
gusty geode
your…..your **what**, how’d you manage that one
from my local shop of knicknacks and thingamajigs obviously
mortal imp
bc that is just not a thing
gusty geode
its where i bought my 3 wheeled unicycle
drowsy finch
but ofc i cant play offensivley
Just harass them with the big stick
whole finch
as in accordance to the topic i was trying to bring up earlier imagine if this guy grabbed your friend and froze him solid and then started sprinting towards you with his hands outstretched
gusty geode
Just harass them with the big stick
alternatively get longer arms to stab longer
drowsy finch
alternatively get longer arms to stab longer
Not advised…
gusty geode
theyll never see it coming, willie is 6'0 with a 14'0 wingspan
dim lion
it can keel
gusty geode
spear stab...
Adaptability is the key to survival
mortal imp
Adaptability is the key to survival
but how win when i only get short faucion and i have to face 2 plancon?
gusty geode
but how win when i only get short faucion and i have to face 2 plancon?
watch their movements from afar, observe their attack patterns wait for the right opening and strike
mortal imp
i feel like its kinda hopless then
mortal imp
watch their movements from afar, observe their attack patterns wait for the righ...
plancons never have an opening
every move they make is lethal
gusty geode
plancons never have an opening
everyone has an opening
gusty geode
you just need to know where and when to look
mortal imp
if they get threatened they just do a massive swing and you die
drowsy finch
spear stab...
It shlices
But invest in billhook if you want peak
dim lion
https://tenor.com/view/forgedinfire-itwillkill-blacksmith-gif-18536436
I'm glad someone got that
mortal imp
It shlices
But invest in billhook if you want peak
i knowe billhook is good
gusty geode
its full of spikes
so if i came running at you with a baseball bat with spikes would you wait to be hit?
mortal imp
so if i came running at you with a baseball bat with spikes would you wait to be...
yes
drowsy finch
everyone has an opening
Just rush him whenever he’s not pointing it at you and hold your guard to your right
mortal imp
because its 10 feet long and has a massive spike on the tip aswell
mortal imp
but it not work
whole finch
i can't seem to remove it
mortal imp
you cannot win from placon if your weapon is too short
whole finch
you cannot win from placon if your weapon is too short
i feel like this fits better
weak meadow
i love forged in fire
great show
mortal imp
i feel like this fits better
well if you have long weapon its doable
drowsy finch
you cannot win from placon if your weapon is too short
mortal imp
but if you have tiny one handed sword tf you gonna do
drowsy finch
but if you have tiny one handed sword tf you gonna do
Hold it out to the right
dim lion
mortal imp
bruh you got hit twice, if you were any less lucky youd just be dead
im telling ya its impossible to win consistently
viscid schooner
big stick is probably the best weapon in the game but fighting against it is really annoying
i REFUSE to call it goedendag
drowsy finch
bruh you got hit twice, if you were any less lucky youd just be dead
Literally all he does is swing it from the right </3
Straight up just guard that area, and if he doesn’t miss, you’ll parry
mortal imp
Literally all he does is swing it from the right </3
no he doesnt
thats just lying
thats just not true
drowsy finch
thats just lying
Its what I’ve taken away, aside from his thrusts, ofc
But don’t go in when he thrusts and you don’t have that issue
gloomy crest
hewwo
mortal imp
its so many times seen that asshole hit from random sides
mortal imp
But don’t go in when he thrusts and you don’t have that issue
how am i supposed to know?
drowsy finch
how am i supposed to know?
When he holds the stick out to thrust at you
gloomy crest
<a:Ello:1272427127849091082>
:3
mortal imp
When he holds the stick out to thrust at you
he always does that
indigo hare
how am i supposed to know?
I can’t help but feel like you’ve had this exact conversation multiple times 😭
lethal sail
I wish I could run the gauntlet or the abyss as the Barron
mortal imp
I can’t help but feel like you’ve had this exact conversation multiple times 😭
sure
mock me again
drowsy finch
its so many times seen that asshole hit from random sides
I’ve only ever seen him hold it the same two ways every time 
mortal imp
i already beat i once that way
gloomy crest
i love upper guard in half sword
mortal imp
i just wanna be good at this game but i cant
gusty geode
you cannot win from placon if your weapon is too short
i used the single worst combo at tier 4 and beat someone with a plancon, if you have a shorter distance than them, make them enter your distance, so its more awkward for them to hit you but safer for you to hit them
mortal imp
"it doesnt matter how hard you try or how much yo uwant it
sometimes you just arent good enough for something"
mortal imp
i used the single worst combo at tier 4 and beat someone with a plancon, if you ...
i would get smacked to the floor instantly
and no
nothing will ever fix that
because its been a problem forever for me now
and none of all of your tutorials or sollutions work
gusty geode
i would get smacked to the floor *instantly*
if two object of the same mass hit eachother at the same speed the force applied upon each object will exert equal and opposite amounts of force
mortal imp
if two object of the same mass hit eachother at the same speed the force applied...
this is a videogame, physics dont care
mortal imp
BASED
gusty geode
based in physics
mortal imp
ITS NOT REAL
THE PHYSICS ARENT PERFECT
and im 99.99999999% sure player willies are like 30% lighter
gloomy crest
kinda buuuut not really
mortal imp
wdym
gloomy crest
protip
hold alt to stab
drowsy finch
and im 99.99999999% sure player willies are like 30% lighter
I’m a firm believer that it’s an issue with footwork
gloomy crest
I’m a firm believer that it’s an issue with footwork
true
mortal imp
I’m a firm believer that it’s an issue with footwork
im a firm believer its an issue of im just not good enough
gusty geode
protip
hold alt to stab
nothing we have ever said has helped them
gusty geode
i dont get to control feet
you... do
gloomy crest
nothing we have ever said has helped them
it helped me
gusty geode
thats how walking works
gloomy crest
the only issue is
timing
mortal imp
ive fallen over to the 1st enemy like 7 times now
gusty geode
the only issue is
timing
timing is difficult i will agree
mortal imp
im done
drowsy finch
im a firm believer its an issue of im just not good enough
Why do you have such a miserable attitude all the time? It doesn’t help you get better it only hinders you.
mortal imp
Why do you have such a miserable attitude all the time? It doesn’t help you get ...
because i suck at this game
and i forever will
because im just a fucked up rotten person
west echo
how do i undo all my gauntlet progress and go back to square1
neat tundra
where the fuck does your character come into play when you are playing a game
I'm a pretty hateful rotten person when I dont control myself and I'm good at the game
gloomy crest
😭
neat tundra
whatever failings you have as a person isnt why you have trouble with the game.
karma doesnt work like that at least
trim copper
because im just a fucked up rotten person
neat tundra
or who knows, maybe neither of us are as rotten as we think.
gloomy crest
i def am when i get all mad
hollow gale
Sub Goals:
10 - touch grass (real)
25 - Piano Original
50 - Forehead Ad
100 - Karaoke
150 - Eat whole jalapeno
250 -
500 - secret reward cant tell you
Follow Goals:
250 - chat dance
300 -
400 -
500 - real fake hair
700 -
1000 -
this is what i have rn
plz help
lunar stream
helldivers traumatized me
gloomy crest
touch grass
gloomy crest
helldivers traumatized me
how
gusty geode
Sub Goals:
10 - touch grass (real)
25 - Piano Original
50 - Forehead Ad
100 - Ka...
setting that touch grass limit a little low there bud
drowsy finch
because im just a fucked up rotten person
Go to therapy dawg. You’ve clearly got something going on. I’ve seen your half sword clips, and you seem pretty competent. You are the one bogging yourself down with such a terrible attitude
lunar stream
i've seen my comrades fall in combat
i've seen them get brutally mauled to pieces by squids
gloomy crest
he has democracyphobia
so he a communist?😭
mortal imp
Go to therapy dawg. You’ve clearly got something going on. I’ve seen your half s...
it doesnt help that im trans...
gusty geode
i've seen them get brutally mauled to pieces by squids
i love calamari :)))
drowsy finch
Go to therapy dawg. You’ve clearly got something going on. I’ve seen your half s...
I don’t mean this in a judgement or hostile sort of way
drowsy finch
it doesnt help that im trans...
So am I
gusty geode
so he a communist?😭
HELL YEAH
mortal imp
if any of yall are gonna make a transphobic comment i will just leave this server on the spot
lunar stream
i love calamari :)))
super earth calls for its citizens to eat the squids
lunar stream
if any of yall are gonna make a transphobic comment i will just leave this serve...
pretend this message is transphobic
gloomy crest
yum squidward
indigo hare
if any of yall are gonna make a transphobic comment i will just leave this serve...
Literally nobody did. You’re causing drama for no reason
Relax
gusty geode
if any of yall are gonna make a transphobic comment i will just leave this serve...
we are accepting of everyone in here
drowsy finch
The world isn’t out to get you bro
mortal imp
oke...
mortal imp
The world isn’t out to get you bro
bruh
trim copper
if any of yall are gonna make a transphobic comment i will just leave this serve...
even if anyone does they will be punished because it isnt allowed
neat tundra
if anyone does say something shitty they will be disposed of.
drowsy finch
Take a chill pill and do what’s fun for you
gloomy crest
silly ppl flag
trim copper
which probably no one will do
indigo hare
silly ppl flag
Really
mortal imp
istg i just walked towards my enemy and i fell over without even being hit
indigo hare
i mean i too am silly
Okayyy
drowsy finch
Take a chill pill and do what’s fun for you
But ffs stop degrading yourself because you’re not as good at a video game as you’d like to be
Just keep playing
trim copper
istg i just walked towards my enemy and i fell over without even being hit
happens to all of us...
it is pretty silly tbf
kind bison
But ffs stop degrading yourself because you’re not as good at a video game as yo...
"im not good at this videogame because im a fucked up rotten person" what r u 12? lmfao
drowsy finch
Like cotton candy
gloomy crest
<a:anihearttrans:903066740458684416> it is pretty silly tbf
you get it :333333
subtle rock
poop12
drowsy finch
"im not good at this videogame because im a fucked up rotten person" what r u 12...
I try not to judge so hard
mortal imp
Kyrie
indigo hare
I try not to judge so hard
I’m judging you for this
drowsy finch
I’m judging you for this
THY END IS NOW
hollow gale
setting that touch grass limit a little low there bud
its too simple to ask for anything else
and i do it literally every day so its worthless to me
gusty geode
its too simple to ask for anything else
ten subs = talk to one female
mortal imp
"im not good at this videogame because im a fucked up rotten person" what r u 12...
i wish i was 12
then i would at least grow out of this
hollow gale
ten subs = talk to one female
also too easy to do
mortal imp
but i wont
indigo hare
Halfcord weekly therapy session..
hollow gale
do people really think that men and women dont interact?
subtle rock
if any of yall are gonna make a transphobic comment i will just leave this serve...
transphilic comment
kind bison
but i wont
Seek help bro lmfao
gusty geode
Halfcord weekly therapy session..
hourly*
indigo hare
Seek help bro lmfao
Shhh don’t be antagonistic
mortal imp
fine i guess
kind bison
Shhh don’t be antagonistic
soz
mortal imp
farwell
indigo hare
gloomy crest
dickus biggus
gusty geode
welp youve just raised the property value of every therapist in the world apparantly
astral ether
if any of yall are gonna make a transphobic comment i will just leave this serve...
Can I reaffirm your gender with misogyny 
trim copper
oh shucks
gloomy crest
https://tenor.com/view/biggus-dickus-smile-hold-laughter-gif-17949586
smallus dickus
green briar
internet trans ppl always on some shit no offense
kind bison
😭
gloomy crest
internet trans ppl always on some shit no offense
wym :3
gusty geode
internet trans ppl always on some shit no offense
sounds like it was meant to cause it to me
mortal imp
this game has done nothing but mentally fuck me up, i think i should just quit it
trim copper
yurue' mom
kind bison
this game has done nothing but mentally fuck me up, i think i should just quit i...
how has it fucked u up
indigo hare
internet trans ppl always on some shit no offense
Kindly, shush
gloomy crest
yurue' mom
yrou'e
green briar
sounds like it was meant to cause it to me
i been around a lotta them and are good friends wit some, just a trend i felt like pointing out
gloomy crest
?
indigo hare
Alright. Move on from trans stuff
green briar
trim copper
how has it fucked u up
i think its how everytime they talk here they are treated in a rude way and they dont like that
gusty geode
Alright. Move on from trans stuff
yes please id like this very much
mortal imp
idk how to get better anymore
gloomy crest
idk
i still feel like me
neat tundra
this game has done nothing but mentally fuck me up, i think i should just quit i...
if you feel its right, otherwise you can just take a simple break for awhile.
couldnt hurt
mortal imp
if you feel its right, otherwise you can just take a simple break for awhile.
c...
i already took a long ass break a couple days ago
kind bison
i think its how everytime they talk here they are treated in a rude way and they...
if everytime they talk here they get treated rudely.. and its just them.. only them being talked to rudely... then whos problem is it?
mortal imp
i mean i came back a couple days ago
indigo hare
this game has done nothing but mentally fuck me up, i think i should just quit i...
Honestly either do or don’t. You’ve been saying this for the past 20 minutes, it just comes across as attention seeking at this point
gusty geode
18 isnt the one you look out for, its 20
runic socket
claiming ur mother like
gloomy crest
18 isnt the one you look out for, its 20
true
mortal imp
Honestly either do or don’t. You’ve been saying this for the past 20 minutes, it...
fine
green briar
runic socket
gusty geode
when you hit 20 you become 31 and stay like that until youre 46
mortal imp
bi den
runic socket
i think u need a preorbital lobotomy
indigo hare
Alright.
plain scroll
Chill jeez
hollow gale
wild
gusty geode
me sitting on the bigboy stool (its my birthday and mom saud i can have all the cake i want)
runic socket
idc if its only a warning for that
gloomy crest
jenny gif is crazy 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
neat tundra
one fatal blocky mistake
gusty geode
yeah because its weird brosef brostar
runic socket
can we get a vote on banning tizimuff
hollow gale
when someone does something like that it should be an immediate revokal of all levels obtained
runic socket
if the chat wants it then it should be fine
green briar
damn he gone
gloomy crest
packwatch
gusty geode
runic socket
this game getting popular proportionally allocates to the discord getting less and less sufferable
atomic aspen
https://tenor.com/view/war-of-the-ages-cat-centurion-cat-centurion-cat-fight-gif-1741762862016554190
gloomy crest
same mind fighting for one braincell 😎
💪
gusty geode
this game getting popular proportionally allocates to the discord getting less a...
i mean i applied to be a mod butttt mods are preeeeeetty stingy these days... (im kidding i love you guys)
indigo hare
i mean i applied to be a mod butttt mods are preeeeeetty stingy these days... (i...
Are you 18+
gloomy crest
Are you 18+
yeas
(already established)
neat tundra
the regulars go insane and the newbies violate cultural norms
true mauve
green briar
the regulars go insane and the newbies violate cultural norms
what about the lurkers 
trim copper
if everytime they talk here they get treated rudely.. and its just them.. only t...
everyone has different behaviour on whatever they do and changing it wouldn't be the idea, i don't think that talking rudely to someone that you don't like's behaviour is any better than not even talking to them in such time, they just seem to be saying a lot of negative things to themselves so talking any rude to that isn't a perfect idea if he isn't fine with it
neat tundra
what about the lurkers <:Fryhmmm:1311530904719593502>
they do nothing so they might as well not exist
gloomy crest
https://tenor.com/view/thor-avengers-avengers-endgame-dont-say-that-name-gif-200...
j*b
green briar
they do nothing so they might as well not exist
indigo hare
?
runic socket
any yall like vampire the masquerade
gusty geode
any yall like vampire the masquerade
the only vampire i like is a 100 year old muscular sexually ambiguous british one with an equally muscular sexually ambiguous power
indigo hare
Brainwashed
runic socket
alright so you do
gusty geode
https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-nosferatu-gif-24939291
me when the narcan kicks in
indigo hare
You’re on fire
gusty geode
jokes i dont do drugs anymore those are bad
green briar
bounccce on itttt
runic socket
when the narcan kicks in youre passing out in the jumpseat and staying quiet until we get to the ER like a good patient
green briar
crrrrrazy styyyyle
subtle rock
Oh nah we're cooked
runic socket
i wish i had sever thunderstorm warning
subtle rock
house about to melt or smth
trim copper
bounccce on itttt
subtle rock
zip zap
runic socket
i wanna move to rainier area but florida is literally judge dredd nightmare dystopia and the only reason you go to british colombia is for heroin and it costs too much to move to brazil
green briar
rains a lot in Vancouver but prices are absurd
gusty geode
Oh nah we're cooked
why is the warning in english if your phone is set to spanish? 
subtle rock
i want chick fil a
subtle rock
why is the warning in english if your phone is set to spanish? <a:skullspin:1107...
lowkey i do NOT know
i was wondering that too
the ppl who dont speak english here are gonna have no clue what thats about lmao
gusty geode
lowkey i do NOT know
drowsy finch
internet trans ppl always on some shit no offense
Hormones, hopefully
gusty geode
Hormones, hopefully
impossible burgers also
dense musk
guys
runic socket
hormones giving me big bruises on my legs
dense musk
how do you beat the golden fully armored guy in half sword
dense musk
i tried
green briar
how do you beat the golden fully armored guy in half sword
beat the fuck out of him
runic socket
next question
dense musk
hes to tall
gusty geode
hormones giving me big bruises on my legs
thats the hormones trying to escape, you cant let them
runic socket
use a polearm instead of whatever youre using
matador him
push him into the wall and kick his teeth in
green briar
kick him in the balls
gusty geode
i usually use a mace
green briar
and maybe he’ll feel like falling over
gusty geode
that works pretty well
dense musk
i get knocked down and cant get up bc the NPC only knows how to spam the weapon and dont let me up
unkempt zodiac
runic socket
i get knocked down and cant get up bc the NPC only knows how to spam the weapon ...
surrender then
the fights lost, come back for another try
green briar
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1362456921650626673/3...
Dream sequence
gusty geode
i get knocked down and cant get up bc the NPC only knows how to spam the weapon ...
yeah its an annoying thing
but it happens
dense musk
i do and it keeps happening
runic socket
dont fall down then
runic socket
dont let him run you over
green briar
there’s literally no other advice to give but to get good 😭
unkempt zodiac
i get knocked down and cant get up bc the NPC only knows how to spam the weapon ...
usually when you're in a fight to the death the enemy doesn't go "ill let this guy get up and catch his breath"
dense musk
what i meant by is like im usually able to get up with the normal npcs but i cant with this guy
green briar
what i meant by is like im usually able to get up with the normal npcs but i can...
Guess u lucked out
runic socket
do this to him
matadors are so easy a child could do them and the ai is too dumb to understand its a feint
dense musk
i cant, he is too tall and is too op
drowsy finch
Guess u lucked out
Try to catch him while he’s preparing to strike
runic socket
get a polearm then soyboy
green briar
smack him in the head with a polearm
dense musk
you have to get top rank then get full points then you go to class below and then you can fight him
green briar
Try to catch him while he’s preparing to strike
Gonna hone my skills next time i hop on the game
green briar
My tactics involve 90% swinging randomly and 10% actual strats
drowsy finch
My tactics involve 90% swinging randomly and 10% actual strats
I like to try to get past armor and go for the neck andwhatnot
runic socket
armoured is easy just punch him in the face
drowsy finch
I’m way too stubborn for armored dudes lol
Give’m a bop
green briar
Clean
dense musk
guys
subtle rock
sexist
dense musk
did you know on the main menu you can tap your person and you can damage them and eventually kill them
indigo hare
did you know on the main menu you can tap your person and you can damage them an...
Yeah! Go straight to the abyss
dense musk
yup
subtle rock
poop12
drowsy finch
did you know on the main menu you can tap your person and you can damage them an...
I think that was one of the first teasers of the demo build
subtle rock
Literally you
Literally you
indigo hare
Literally you
green briar
subtle rock
are we deadass
idle crest
astral ether
REAL
dense musk
I BEAT THE GOLDEN GUY IN HALF SWORD LETS GO, the big stick with nails at the end is op
runic socket
drowsy finch
What a guy !
worldly vapor
brony over here?
runic socket
that doesnt even look like a pony
dense musk
how do i get the golden armour, and can i even get it?
runic socket
in what world is that even connected to mlp
it has fucking pointed ears
its an elf
worldly vapor
in what world is that even connected to mlp
you seem like a brony
runic socket
where the fuck is the horse snout
runic socket
you seem like a brony
u mean a pegasister
worldly vapor
u mean a pegasister
sorry im not that deep into mlp lore
idle crest
Found out recently what original my little pony looked like and it's demonic.
idle crest
My mum wanted to get some for the family toy store and I really don't want her to, she's so unbelievably out of touch with what would sell sometimes
dense musk
guys
idle crest
We have lots of old stuff in the store, it's the new stuff that sells
dense musk
what happened to gutting people like a fish in half sword?
runic socket
you mean the instant kill button in the center of your character that makes seriously fighting completely unworthwhile
worldly vapor
what happened to gutting people like a fish in half sword?
no longer in game
but now the game has good swinging soooo
dense musk
ahh ok, i liked gutting people like a fish it was fun
idle crest
Our biggest sellers by far are things like pokemon, lego, Warhammer, etc, our old stuff gets looked at alot but doesn't sell.
worldly vapor
ahh ok, i liked gutting people like a fish it was fun
cant pop heads anymore either
but you can cut the top third of someones head off tho
runic socket
Our biggest sellers by far are things like pokemon, lego, Warhammer, etc, our ol...
sell it online via an etsy storefront
itll go out the door ez
quartz glade
Why does today feel like my character is doing everything in their power TO fall over
idle crest
sell it online via an etsy storefront
We have our own website, literally had 5 different people reserve and come in today for some £90 pokemon thing that just released
Might as well become a pokemon shop
runic socket
i mean etsy specifically cuz etsy is made for vintage stuff
you need to reach out to a specific audience to get the cash
idle crest
It's not vintage though it's rerelease stuff
runic socket
worldly vapor
Why does today feel like my character is doing everything in their power TO fall...
cause he is. one time my willie got his feet swept out from under him by an invisible bruce lee. im talking both feet randomly flying out from under him standing perfectly still. it was crazy
idle crest
Everything we sell is still being made.
runic socket
i dont think you can reliably fall on your own sword anymore
quartz glade
The highest tier of armor is just so unplayable with how often i fall
all the fights feel like one lock up into someone falling over
subtle rock
fatty
worldly vapor
The highest tier of armor is just so unplayable with how often i fall
grappling isnt really fun anyway imo
worldly vapor
which it feels like it is
well thats how knight fighting was conducted back then so I cant really fault them for making the game realistic
I simply play with less armor
and I think some people do like it
runic socket
i like man at arms
worldly vapor
i like man at arms
my favorite is probably burgher
quartz glade
Im enjoying a lot of veteran rn i like the weapons a lot
runic socket
im best at veteran but i enjoy men at arms the most
idle crest
Made a "hello blank, I'm dad" joke to some guy in a public messenger group and I just found him in my message requests saying "hey dad". 
dense musk
guys
dense musk
i have the golden armour
stable basin
there should be a vc channel
do i have news for you
level up to 3 and you get vc access 
idle crest
Nobody uses it so it doesn't matter
random heart
i main commoner
runic socket
you seem like a brony
fuck i forgot to use this
stable basin
Nobody uses it so it doesn't matter
its not often no
random heart
fuck i forgot to use this
ok bro
idle crest
Oh I'm in brainrot meuseum.
stable basin
Oh I'm in brainrot meuseum.
hows the reflection
random heart
works every time
idle crest
hows the reflection
It's lying I never said that.
stable basin
It's lying I never said that.
loll
random heart
parry skills 0:
quartz glade
when are just getting loadout selector why do i gotta randomize in sandbox
stable basin
when are just getting loadout selector why do i gotta randomize in sandbox
no current idea
random heart
anyone wanna watch my gameplay
runic socket
watch yo mama
dense iron
why its absolute impossible to pass first boss
stable basin
watch yo mama
got eeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
random heart
boister
idle crest
Doom spork
runic socket
why its absolute impossible to pass first boss
stab him iwth the knife
stable basin
why its absolute impossible to pass first boss
either use the big candlestick or stab him with the knife in the center
lime harness
I just pulled a fuckin combo on somebody with another willy
they swept their legs and I hut them in the head midair which threw them out of the arena
dense iron
either use the big candlestick or stab him with the knife in the center
i just get sliced in half
random heart
2nd boss is hardest
3rd boss no pitchfork
stable basin
i just get sliced in half
thats why you need to learn blocking and timing
worldly vapor
3rd boss no pitchfork
yea I meant 3rd boss
stable basin
its really easy to avoid his attacks if you focus
idle crest
Commoner boss is the only actually difficult one.
runic socket
worldly vapor
even with pitchfork 3rd boss is gehenna
dense iron
parrying actually useable now ❓ ❗
quartz glade
boss damage is so ridiculous lol if their weapon grazes you you're getting that limb removed
idle crest
I never really died to any of the others but boy did I die to the third boss, a lot.
random heart
how embed
stable basin
I never really died to any of the others but boy did I die to the third boss, a ...
that dude is so hard to beat sometimes
runic socket
keep typing and youll get embed priv
runic socket
same with everything else
runic socket
check yo mama
worldly vapor
its too handholdy
i think its ok because it compensates for lack of control due to insane mouse antics
quartz glade
best way to beat third boss is just to use the pitchfork from farmer
idle crest
that dude is so hard to beat sometimes
I just hold a long weapon out with alt and then back him into the most dangerous weaoon in the game... The fence.
runic socket
i think its ok because it compensates for lack of control due to insane mouse an...
i disagree and i think its better for most people to have skill issues
stable basin
I just hold a long weapon out with alt and then back him into the most dangerous...
maybe today ill look into easier ways of beating the commoner boss
runic socket
the appeal of the game is learning a skill i think
stable basin
and lol the fence strat does work
kind bison
I never really died to any of the others but boy did I die to the third boss, a ...
first boss kinda sucks
idle crest
maybe today ill look into easier ways of beating the commoner boss
He backs off if you hold alt
worldly vapor
the appeal of the game is learning a skill i think
true but its frustrating when simple things are too hard due to lack of basic motor control
runic socket
yeah thast why i just want it to be optional
dense iron
the boss just fell at the start im lucky
runic socket
so people who want it can have it and people who dont can turn it off
idle crest
first boss kinda sucks
No he doesn't you just hold the biggest thing you can find above your head since he pretty much always overhead swings, then bumrush him and kick him until he falls over.
Beat the first boss first try
idle crest
Even before he was nerfed
idle crest
that its not difficult
Oh
stable basin
but it can be interpreted either way atp
runic socket
the great filter
idle crest
Well most of the other bosses are just as easy
stable basin
commoner boss is the only REAL boss besides the baron lets face it
stone spade
No he doesn't you just hold the biggest thing you can find above your head since...
me when the biggest thing the game gives me is a small hammer
idle crest
Baron is easier than commoner boss
runic socket
me when the biggest thing the game gives me is a small hammer
you get the giant candelabra wtf
just straight up incorrect
which is arguably the best weapon until poleaxe
idle crest
me when the biggest thing the game gives me is a small hammer
That's enough, just hold it above your head, with two hands if you can.
stable basin
just straight up incorrect
you definitely didnt read that right
dense iron
how do i parry guys
idle crest
you get the giant candelabra wtf
Not always
stable basin
hes making a joke saying that the largest weapon that is spawning in front of him rn is just hammers
stone spade
you get the giant candelabra wtf
??? it's random
me when I fucking lie for no reason
runic socket
ive literally never seen a bossifght not have the big candle holder
stable basin
ive literally never seen a bossifght not have the big candle holder
its not everytime lol
idle crest
ive literally never seen a bossifght not have the big candle holder
It happens
runic socket
its always been there 4 me
stable basin
ive had plenty without it
stone spade
ive literally never seen a bossifght not have the big candle holder
I've definitely had it happen before
runic socket
god simply loves me more than u guys
idle crest
Sometimes all you get is a pin hammer to fight the first boss.
stone spade
whenever I get that big wooden axe paddle thing or whatever it is it's so easy
runic socket
the adze
stone spade
I love that weapon
runic socket
i think
idle crest
god simply loves me more than u guys
God gives his strongest battles to his hardest warriors.
stable basin
god simply loves me more than u guys
https://tenor.com/view/ave-maria-boling-bros-bolingbros-curbstomp-chikawaga-gif-16650089841190860123
stable basin
Ngl? I’d kinda take a knife over a hammer on beggar boss
oh absolutely
stone spade
Ngl? I’d kinda take a knife over a hammer on beggar boss
yeah
stable basin
you can insta kill with a knife on him bro
astral ether
Stabs are goated if you can hit it
runic socket
drain gang gtbb you know we go psychooo
idle crest
I get the first boss every time by kicking his head in
stable basin
oh yeah i forgot to mention that you just reminded me
idle crest
If not it's because he drops his axe and I use it to execute him.
stone spade
I forget I can kick people half the time
runic socket
should i get pork tonkotsu tomorrow chat
stone spade
should i get pork tonkotsu tomorrow chat
what's that
stable basin
you can beat him by just learning how to kick better
runic socket
deep fried pork cutlet
idle crest
I forget I can kick people half the time
It's how I beat Baron first try
runic socket
with garlic rice
stone spade
deep fried pork cutlet
sounds tasty
runic socket
and maybe taro custard buns
stable basin
if you learn how to REALLY kick, and time your attacks, you can just kick him til he falls over
stone spade
It's how I beat Baron first try
I totally didn't take several dozens of attempts to figure out that I should just wait for him to swing first
runic socket
clinch kicks are gonna be hilariously overpowered when we get crotch weakpoints finally
pearl coral
@gusty geode game
stone spade
sometimes I wish I could use the helmets as weapons
runic socket
you can
runic socket
well you can use the decapitated heads with helmets on as weapons
stable basin
clinch kicks are gonna be hilariously overpowered when we get crotch weakpoints ...
if you landed a spin kick itd be an instant kill
stone spade
it always auto equips it
stone spade
well you can use the decapitated heads with helmets on as weapons
yeah I meant like just an empty helmet
stable basin
yeah I meant like just an empty helmet
thatd be interesting
stone spade
I mostly mean in the context where I already have a helmet and want to use an extra one on the ground to beat the guy with
idle crest
Lol I did with Baron what I do with all the bosses, wait for them to swing, get past their weapon, spam the kick button while running into them, once they're on the floor you give em the 1-2:
-
Kick em once in the head
-
The for good measure you kick em 200 more times in the head so that they don't get back up.
stone spade
or hell even use mine as a backup ig
runic socket
you have to wear it on your head
gusty geode
<@265984348833054724> game
oh shit im sorry i completely forgot about this, idk if ill be able to join tonight sorry
runic socket
you cant be wearing 10lbs of metal on your head
stone spade
helmets arent actually that heavy i dont think
less about the weight of the helmet and more about the fact that it's a metal object
I mean war hammers don't exactly weight that much either
stable basin
No
stone spade
yeah but my point is it's better than nothing
idle crest
you cant be wearing 10lbs of metal on your head
My kettle hat weighs most of that.
runic socket
wheely
stone spade
gloomy crest
runic socket
id still rather just knock his light out with gloved fists
stable basin
rate my skills
you need to move your camera with your slashes when possible but ye its cool
idle crest
its still like a 5 or 6 pounds hammer
Poleaxe probably weighs that
random heart
you need to move your camera with your slashes when possible but ye its cool
literally howe
runic socket
sometimes if the ai is too aggressive you can throw your weapon on the ground and beat the living shit out of them
stable basin
literally howe
because your camera is moveable with your mouse?
random heart
no?
stable basin
what
idle crest
My kettle hat is almost certainly heavier than my poleaxe I can say that much for sure.
runic socket
bru
stable basin
it quite literally is 😭
random heart
not when swinging
runic socket
my sword is really heavy too
stable basin
yeah which is why you switch between them fast
runic socket
idk what it really weighs tho
stable basin
so slash, move, slash, move
idle crest
my sword is really heavy too
2kg is heavy for a sword
runic socket
it feels like 3lbs
its about bastard sword length with a one handed grip
ive posted pictures i think
idle crest
My arming sword is 2.4kg I think
runic socket
no the blade is long as hell for the average arming sword
or i underestimate how long arming swords can be
idle crest
Still an arming sword if the handle is one handed
runic socket
i can just barely two hand it comfortably if i lock my finger around the guard
idle crest
i can just barely two hand it comfortably if i lock my finger around the guard
Neeever do that
runic socket
itzfunny so i will
idle crest
I did that once by accident and I ended up taking an armingsword straight to the finger
subtle rock
dead chat
runic socket
subtle rock
so true king
true mauve
Meow
random heart
halberd>> spike spear
will uhh
more advanced halberds be added
with spikes and axeheads
runic socket
they already exist
runic socket
theres somehting like 100 different poleaxe types
random heart
google halberd
runic socket
yeah
random heart
top results
runic socket
we have halberds
runic socket
this game takes place in north germany
random heart
they look cool tho
runic socket
google halberd
when i say "theres somehting like 100 different poleaxe types" im saying ingame there are, the game randomly generates a combination of crows beaks, spearspikes, axeheads, hammerheads and spikes
for each poleaxe
along with their length
random heart
renaisance halberds when
runic socket
isnt it like 1475 ingame
random heart
idk
worldly vapor
renaisance halberds when
most of the later ones arent even really for heavy fighting anyway
random heart
how do i clip something
i got a cool kill but wasnt recording
love steam not making my clip work
sullen folio
this game jumpscare is so...peak
random heart
how the FUCK do you aim a stab
i swear he always stabs 2 feet to the left of the tip of the weapon before double cliciking
runic socket
simply get good
split lotus
any news on next update? (if there is one planned)
worldly vapor
i swear he always stabs 2 feet to the left of the tip of the weapon before doubl...
dont double click, hold alt and move mouse up and down
runic socket
you absolutely should double click dont bitch out
runic socket
rancid reef
But you can hit some stinky stances with alt
runic socket
mr 10,000 volts
random heart
i just had the most clutchest clutch