#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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I'd be scared of getting shanked
Both knights are wearing bomb vests.
Calling what the Romans had “Steam engines” is fuckin hilarious. That’s like calling a 14th century handcannon a rifle
Both paths lead to exploding
you can only blow up one bomb, but you have to blow it up so that they all blow up
yeah XD
i clonk both of them and split myself into two to travel b oth paths
finally someone gets it
I made a suggestion for byzantine fire ships (even went into deep detail on irl history and how it'd work in game)
top response "Dawg it's the medieval not the modern"
MFR DID YOU NOT READ THE KING JAMES BIBLE WORTH OF INFORMATION I DROPPED XD
Meow meo
mrrp...
I can't escape it
you’re welcome
hi chat
спасибо
👍🏻
OKEY
I ANDERSTEND
AMERICA
my president is not Владимер Путин. My president is Jordan Make
yes yes
i from america
usa
Я пукнул и это воняет
писец, опять сгоняют русский в отдельные чаты
NOOO MY FREEDOM CHAT
вот тебе и демократичная европа
onli russian
он мёртвый
ja no hable russian
the Russians have taken over our chat, we have been defeated
Russians get active at night
😄
Covert sunnova bitches
щьто гаварити??? Санава битч???
я чувствую себе тем самым таджиком в городе, который на своём языке говорит
понимают ли друг друга таджики или просто прикалываются
This
блин, тут короче такая система
я узнал
надо набирать уровни
чтобы отправлять видосики
и гифки
ну просто общатся
аналоигчно
que?
сударь, мисье, мусье, джентельмен, молодой человек, как прошёл ваш день?
what
надо было их с первомаем поздравить
это былочка с маком это первое мая
kitten
🫤
Thanks
nonono me 100% amerika maykl jordan
yeeee amerika brat
can yall actually move to #русский because its violating the server rules
Shut up
i already told them to
why....................
they just ignore it
@rare ivy @warm pumice English only in #general-catfish-🐱🐟
OKEY
брат пишем транскриптом
THIS IS AN ENGLISH ONLY SERVER THE RUSSIAN CHANNEL EXISTS FOR A REASON
Rise n shine they say
Brat amerika
okey
okey
Speakin of wakin and bakin.
BRO THAT'S TOO SCARY
that nearly killed me
pls delete it i have 3 heart attacks rn
😱
where
Not where, but why
how are u talkin with us rn then
speak in #русский with other russian speakers
Pls someone get the reference
google translator™️
What the cheese doin in the water 😭🙏💯
Russian keyboard
no
Translated to English
what
Imagine aiming and being patient just for you to miss
thanks for sending such valuable info, however number 2 shouldve been number 3, number 3 is just better
Mcwonder i KNOW you're still watching chat
I'mma send it anyway don't ban me pls its bad tho
True
did i miss sm
ye
maaaaaaan
a lot
2 russians talkin in general
then some war ig with memes that started from a cheese video
makes me сад
actually it is сэд
ok
whose bright idea was it to transliterate cringe into russian
@lost palm
there are so many better words for it
everyone knows what you did
what
chicken butt
you know what you did
he froze though so thats a plus
what i did
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I gotta say, today was a good day.
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Watch divine intervention! and millions of other Half Sword videos captured using Medal.
we are eating good
I can't wait until my treadmill and dumbells arrive
what a fucking fool
imagine tripping on a medival candle stick holder
couldnt be me
definitely didn't happen to me ten minutes later
valorant if it was good
valorant if it was good
its csgo with super powers
Server ip : 95.173.173.39:27015 Valorant Mod
Server ip : 95.173.173.140:27015 Zombie Plague
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Fart
getting rid of bodies in abyss to save FPS is cool and all, but I feel the effort is slightly diminished when I'm rushed by 4 dudes
nintendo copyright strike incoming
he's robux
nvm it's just furry fantasy games 🥀
plot twist: palworld sponserd steam
get furry sex 2 if its on sale
its a great sequal
oh damn
they are going to remove gliding on pals
and already removed summoning them by throwing
so they just spawn near you
Pokémon does NOT own this concept bruh
Nintendo my ass whatever
I feel like Pokémon has become overwatch
it's surviving off furries making art
and card scalpers
oooh mafia is on sale
This game seems cool
lezgoo
peak
i already beat 2
grivni
ye
peak
Nintendo wouldn't dare try to go up against steam.
Was always crazy to me how people expected roblox to not take a revenue cut like that, like it's made for kids and it's basically a game engine and the platform you're releasing your game on, of course they're going to take a large cut... They did most of the work.
wait doesnt roblox take 20% only?
People have to pay to upload certain assets to the library + paying for promotion in the algorightm + paying for premium to gain access to creation features + paying to create a group and all that to accumulate the minimum required amount of 30k robux to then filing a tax form which might get rejected and get 100 dollars for it
what the fuck happened to my clothes
they became the void
while in the store 30k is approx 350 usd
like 1% of roblox devs actually get real money
If you can get more money making an incredibly simple game elsewhere then go do that, oh wait.
my point is that the company doesn't even allow withdrawing money
for most devs
fixed it somehow but cap is still void
are u editing .sav file or is it randomly glitching
i saved loadout with half sword enhancer
I've known so many people that make disgusting amounts of money doing roblox games, only 1% are successful because only 1% are successful doing anything.
In terms of accessibility roblox is lightyears easier to make money from for amature game developers than literally anywhere else.
heard of something called playpals once which makes u transfer game revenue to real money though u need to be a specific age
oh damn
You probably give them the robux and then they devx it with the rest I imagine
anyways there is a peak yakuza in roblox game thats currently in dev called kamuro district you should look into it
probably idk
Iirc certain roblox developers were making like half a million dollars per year on their games.
One called jailbreak in particular.
jailbreak in just a big grindy game thats been around since forever
same with a lot of other games
how to succeed in roblox is basic, make a grindy game with some gamepasses that give u advantage
7million dollars in revenue aparently
New career path:
Roblox dev
This is what alot of kids try to do but then realise they don't know how to make a game or aren't willing to learn how to make an engaging one, and they're the 99% who aren't successful
they got a lot of players and roblox pays for each hour a premium user is in your game, a game like jailbreak is visited by a lot of premium users and its grindy nature makes them stay for a long time
So they also pay you for time spent in game?
A Roblox dev once told me to send him stuff for robux
Ontop of the game pass thing?
Basically
Easy fucking money man
the game pass thing they take 20% of your money
so if a gamepass is 10 robux u get 7
All you gotta know is how to code cool shit and you're pretty much set
Get some guy to do models for some revenue and you have a business
most roblox devs are teenagers who dropped out of college or grown men with coding experience
Bet I could have made a living off of roblox when I was younger. Was in a discord server for roblox game developers that musthave had near enough 100000 members, and when someone would ask who the best modeller in the server was I'd often get pinged 😂
u could commission people and get a shit ton of robux
and turn then into money using devx or playpals or whatever its called
I've done roblox commissions but it was never really my thing
I never accepted robux as payment either
real money?
Yeah
thats cool
I used to get commission requests constantly but like it was usually children
i mean it is roblox
oh so they wouldn't really pay much
The higher up developers are not children.
Yea
i mean i expected that
I could've probably joined a really profitable roblox game development team, I knew all sorts of people but I never once tried.
ill give you a nickel, my English class notes, and a 10 second interview on my channel with 3 subs if you model the USS Missouri for me
Yeaaah
They'd always want super complex shit too
Modelled a fucking pirate ship for a guy once.
sold
((holds payment for 2 years))
I modelled this for a roblox commission when I was 16 or 17 lol.
a!
dang thats clean
2020 that was.
i really want to learn a skill like modeling or animating but i dont have patience
damn thats cool
goob morning
Animating is so much worse lmao
literally out of fortnite
yeah i thought it would be easy but weight painting is a pain in the ass
I'm a very experienced 3d modeller but I stay well away from animating most of the time.
Weight painting isn't even the bad part.
sometimes I wonder if a first time customer has gotten mad at a modeler because the model they got is an unscripted model that doesn’t do everything they want it to do
I've had to 2D animate some graphic design once, it's fun but it sure is a lot of work
Specially cause I used blender and it's not really the best for 2D animation
also something that stopped me from modeling is prefering gaming and not having good knowledge in blender
I should figure 3D modeling out but bruh when I got free time sitting down and watching blender tutorial is such a fucking ball ache
That's roblox kids for you. One person got pissy with me once because I didn't know how to import my model into roblox even though I told them before hand that I'm NOT a roblox developer.
and not having access to textures which made me think my stuff looked even worse
is it just plain mesh
Yeah yesterday I was like "got an hour I could do some blender" and then I opened Tarkov
Good decision
lmao
literally me all the tim
Not having access to textures is an issue that doesn't exist, you only think it exists because of the tutorials you've seen.
This is not how texturing works 😂
blocky weapons look cooler than realistic weapons
Hey if they didn't want me not to pay maybe they should have made them harder to steal
it’s even better when the model they requested is too detailed for their silly roblox game and complain that the game is laggy
You can see textures on it no?
I've asked people in the past how realistic they want it and they tell me realism lol.
are some parts movable or its just static model in roblox
I WANT ONE TO ONE REALISM
FULL SCALE
IM TALKING ATOMICALLY ACCURATE
900 terabyte model file
Dunno, magazine and stuff is probably seperate iirc.
Full giggle
"to get textures go to my website for this tutorial the textures are free but i you want other textures u can pay this amount of money"
I'm good at 2D graphics, once I get some time off I might add a dimension
Yea websites are where the novice modeller thinks textures are from.
No actual game developer buys or downloads textures.
You fucking make them yourself.
draw or take picture from irl?
would be funny to see the same gun texture in 50 different games though
No, that's the old way
You can make textures there's toolz for it
oo
But, you can also steal them if your are skissued
And poor
Which most people are
You just get a student license for substance designer and learn how to procedurally generate materials, this is how it's done.
Hell you can make procedural textures in blender itself.
ask ai to generate you gravel texture 
if you’re REAL fancy there’s uv mapping
No, uv mapping is something that every 3d artist has to do
real modelers code in notepad by editing .obj file
yeah i never got to the uv mapping part when i did my donut
Manual uv unwrapping is like the bare minimum before you can call yourself a 3d artist.
I made a monkey with the sculpt tool does that count
Imo to be a 3d artist you have to be able to fully texture and rig a model you made without using anyone else's stuff apart from the modelling softwares themselves.
If you can't do that then you're a beginner.
I’m trying to think of that additional texture that is meant to give a texture shine but I just don’t know the name of it
Roughness
Or glossyness depending on which work flow
Unless you mean specularity
I'm turning this in to a map for a videogame
Yeah that's the point
The only time I might buy something someone has made to help me model or texture something is buying brushes for sculpting but even then it's fairly easy to make your own.
Anyhow sculpting irl is easier but blender's nice, the problem is then actually turning the sculpt in to a usable model. Cause I'm skill issued, but that's a problem for when I actually learn how to use the program
Retopology
all of the above really
just the additional textures that would be made to give a texture more depth and reflectiveness
Yeah I've read about it but I still gotta figure it out properly, when I tried it a while ago it didn't work that well and couldn't figure out where I fucked up
Albedo map is for basic colour.
Metallic determines which parts are metallic or dialectric.
Roughness determines which bits reflect more than others.
Normal map simulates geometrical details and stuff using lighting tricks.
oh gosh is chat about 3d modelling now
yeah dude id rather get a j*b than learn about all of ts 💔
You just shrinkwrap a square onto the model and then extrude edges until you cover the entire thing, make sure you don't have triangles.
we should pay modelers way more
time for u to shine nerd
i am coding nerd not modeler nerd
I'm a med nerd
same difference
as far as i know modelers should be paid more than me
a whole 50 cent raise
take it or leave it
Lol, lmao even.
If they ain't breathing I have trouble
And PC shit generally doesn't
Ive still got really nice 3d sculpts that i need to finish.
they are both nerds using their computers to create something from blank
i LOVE 3d sculpting!!!
Sometimes I wish I just pursued my art. But, I'd rather school rn
from blank would be making my own OS
Too late for that
if you wish
to make an apple pie from scratch
you must first
invent the universe
true
assembly
Give urself GTA cheats
yeah not a big deal
i am doing math matrix now
i hate every second of it and i havent even started yet
just code gta6 and release it early
Just tedious
yeah its those like lists with rows and colloums
i cant spell
u just need to scrap half of the internet to get these 50 yo docs of how assembly works
thats the real challenge
this abomination
I had to learn most of the math I know in uni and it made me really sad
yeah goodluck
Here's a couple unfinished sculpts of mine, first one is beelzeboss from tenacious D and the second is a Therizinosaurus.
The beelzeboss one corrupted though so I'd have to do much of the detail again if I wanted to finish it.
oo thats so cool
Both a few years old now.
i might skip a few years
That's cool, how did u do the skin on the dino
Sheer fucking patience and willpower... And a clay strips brush.
so it really IS the full experience of rebuilding the entirety of modern society after an apocalypse just to make a hello kitty pen
Oh, that's actual mesh
Ok lmfao
i just came back to this chat what the heck is this
yuh
its very easy when its actually solveable
help me
Yea, you model it first and then bake it to a lower poly model as a normal map.
i wouldnt be able to if i wanted because i have no idea what im looking at
I like this. It might be time to do the dimension jump
whatever the heck that thing is
Dimension +1
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
I'm really sad thay the demon corrupted, honestly that kinda put me off modelling for a long time lmao.
dear gosh
ć
is this for school or is this to learn coding
to learn problem-solving
moonspeak
skills
woah
just don't start a problem in the first place, done
man smashed his head into his keyboard and is tying to pass it off as math
United Nations arithmetic
Ain't done much modelling recently, been more focused on modifying armour and stuff irl.
gotta keep em streak going
As well as working 6days a week for most of the past year.
i start to understand
yall rockin wit geopolitics!?
the first message i see bruh
speaking of math i had to reverse-engineer the pythagorean theorem because i forgot how algebra worked when i took a test
u call it pythagorean theorem i call it euclidiean distance
that is true
ok fuck pronouncing euclidean
ALSO i FUCKING HATE IT whenever anyone is like "oh look at this Eldrich Non-Euclidean Geometry" NON-EUCLIDEAN MEANS ON A SPHERE hp lovecraft had NO clue how math worked and so wehn YOU writhe eldrich horror YOU don't have to keep BEING STUPID and using words that DON'T MAKE SENSE
euclidean is a good word tho
We're all done for
oh you're german?
Yes
why do u need genders for letter combinations
ich spreche klein deutsch, aber schlecht
i dropped my german class because i'm ass at it
he will destroy the earth with his rage
when dog has a stick its considered cool/silly
when i collect sticks i am called weird
smh
F of I and c equals the sum of 25 and the exponential base e equation e^r =0. This is multiplied by f of I minus 1 and c complement times T of c and c complement. (I think?)
i used to collect sticks
good times...
"Es ist noch kein Meister vom Himmel gefallen"
no master has ever fallen from heaven
thanks for the advice 👍
yeah frick you man
🤭🫵
almost fell for it again
YEAAAH YEAAAH LAUGH IT UP
little does he know theres now laxatives in every bite in his fridge
ahahahaahahaahaha
Good
i almost didnt fall for it
I needed a little pick me up anyway
alrighty
Barbeque bacon burger

i stopped understanding
he does
I've been saving for this
Oh
And now it's on sale
consider not asking a discord server for advice
long??
Shut up
I gotta figure out how to import it
your bio
Holy tuff
So tuff I'm saving ts (this)
hell yeah
Gng don't pmo
enscribe it in your spell book
ok that should be enough
No
i am not indulging spamming
Vexnator indulges spamming
What do we think of blawg
Not mine I just found it
he looks like the above
Schlawg is NOT Christ the redeemer.
Stoop fighting did it better
It's BLAWG get it right and DONT get it twisted
Gang wtf is this 💔
KEEP FIGHTING???
hi sour
Tuff
Time for a Halo joke
???
Shrek
Why was the elite self conscious whenever his wife wanted to do the deed?
He had genital wort wort worts.
I don't like you
Is ts tuff gng
Hi Shitzon
Hi shizton
Hi Stinky Kraut
Hi shizton
Hi Zach
REEALLLL
HOLY VALID
You maaaddddddd 💔💔
What
Tuff
Calm down!!!!!
Why are you so angry
"I ain't mad bro"
Alright chat got a take a shit see you on the flip side
Shitty Kraut
some1 gonna sleep in the shop this night
yes
who will win if Knight and Samurai Fight,
Realistically
knight
i see, because of its armor?
ye
Knight
why would samurai win
Its skill?
i doubt they had halfswording
but i agree, knight win
ok multiply skill by 0 damage being done to armor
who will win if there was a fight between a thermonuclear bomb and sick child
me
Nuclear Baby vs Coughing Bomb
What about Knight vs Mamluks
Sword that take 5 years to learn how to align vs plate mail
Agreed💀
also katana have lower tolerance than european swords
Katana overrated
erm, but they rarely use katanas
yes,it's like the rapier for european nobility
they mostly use yari, reinforced kanabo, and nodachi during battle
So technically learning a half sword would take 2.5 years 
Release date confirmed.
i wonder what samurais thought when they first encountered a knight like this
HALFSWORD RELEASE CONFIRMED 🗣🔥💯🙏✌️❤️🩹
Didn't knights also have to provide their own armour
And weapons
ai grabs far too much it just feels like every fight i get grabbed and just insta ko them its so boring and buggy
Depends
they dont grab me alot . they just wanna violate u thats all
If its on the beggar tier yeah
maybe
i like the fistfighting every other mode is fine its just get grabbed every other second and either thrown 20 feet or i ko them
Did they ever?
abyss is kinda a buggy mess
YES, because most knight are nobles, and armors are expensives
Def not
Yeah that's what I was thinking
and wanna know fun fact? Knight armor arent slow like in movies
Times don't match
they can still sprint with it
I think the game displays this no?
it took kind of long to put on a full plate
Maybe in a museum if they travelled to Europe after the country opened
of course
even with two people
its hard
Did you know peasants only had to work 4 hours a day
It's still hard work but not that long
but hards
Bro idk when you are a peasant I feel like your whole ass life is work lmfao
and do you know, in medieval era, horse shit, human shits are in streets, and its common
bruh
you can try to apply to be army, if you strong enough
after cutting up many field with manual tool,you go home to your def not starving family and complain until night time
i bough mafia definitive edition and it already bugged the fuck out
i am stuck in place
avg lifespan for peasants had to be like you hit 21 and youre past expiry
i doubt a peasant would want to fight in war
first mission 🥀
fyrd
yeah, but you can still enjoy ur life as peasants in medieval era
Dawg what
that depends on WHERE you lived as peasant and WHEN
crush
Ale, Friends, Community, Chrismas
Its fun if u life in french in village near capital
OH
problem is even if you survived instant death and only got minor cut
you are still gambling with your life
fyrd literally diddnt survive dude
they threw them at shield walls
I'm not on my computer
family to feed,winter hoping to not starve
tithe
I feel like for the majority of people that's been more of a "on demand" sort of deal
i wonder what the avg lifespan for peasants was
multiplayer when🤧
Like if u're a proper poor ass serf
We got another one guys
25-40 is the longest mostly
even nobles didnt live long
40 years
I will touch you
high class peasant
Multiplayer never 💔
the life of a peasant sucked as hell,the modern life got us too comfortable
why 25
malnourishment, virus, ifections
It's being added to ps5 when
Mp would be dope, but if they add split screen and remote play together you'll still be able to duel people
modern life is stressful peasant life was just keeping yourself alive
ps5 when
Doesn't the older trainer mod have splitscreen
war and famine
wanna know fun fact?
Common cold right now is basicaly like Deadly thing in medieval era
But only for the last last demo
No tell
it didnt even need war
was it really
yes
The common cold?
in modern life you atleast have something to entertain yourself and know a broader view of the world
why
in medieval peasant life,you didn't even had potato and tomato to eat
Like if you get a very bad cold in a condition where they can't help you rn you still die
because no strong antibody back then, and medieval ppl Wash thier body, only 1-3 times IN A YEAR!! YES! A YEAR!
doesnt that open up word
the four humor
Tomatos? Why would you eat them anyway they're poisonous
that sounds false
i get the reference
like really false
@stuck terrace
look at historical account
Thank god you got it
?
if u dont believe me
if you get sick,you get a priest to pray for you
i can believe sickness part but washing once a year
I just studied those haha, for my philosophy and history of medicine class
good boy
Bruh
Bunch of bologna
they had access to plenty of water
The water that's lead infested 💔
public bathhouse and pond for sure,that depends where you lived your life as a medieval common person
water in medieval era are dirty, and clean water source is very rare
That shit went on down past the 850s did u know that? There were schools in the US that thought the humour theory
It was more safe to drink beer at the time
even children drank it
Even until the late cowboy era
some church ban public bathouse, because nutidy is sins
It was safer to drink beer
thats in medieval era
U mean ale
it was safer to drink beer cuz they filtered it or something
Anyhow saying "the cold was mega deadly" back then isn't really accurate, the cold was the same you get now.
Ale, not beer
Ok
father godwin:
depends on your health
anyways history is stupid
TRUE
nah, history is fun
Just if you're in more dire conditions, and you get the cold your immune system gets stressed
all i see from my history knowledge is that it repeats all the time
And a bacterial infection during that for example can kill you
drink the wrong water,get the cholera
because u dont see other history, thats whyy u get bored
Yeah getting food poisoning + cold wombo combo means u prolly die in a world without antibiotics
Hey wait a minute
ion get bored i just cba to read allat
Ale is the same as beer
Without it even being cholera
i am struggling with dates as well
Just fermented differently
alcohol has antiseptic properties, fermenting wine or beer had that effect. they also diluted it with water, and that made drinking it safer than untreated water. people just knew straight water wasn't as good in some spots. but this wasn't universal
Ergot:
whenever someone drops random history knowledge i can remember it sure but there is no way i will remember the exact date n shit
Thats why ppl back then Brew it Into Ale
Fun fact, ale only contain 1-3% alcohol mostly
wine is 13% mosly
if you lived in medieval city,the river or close body of water is mainly unclean
That's a bit different cause that's not an infection but a result of toxicity, which doesn't necessarily means a cold would make it that much more dangerous, not that it isn't very dangerous on its own
i wonder how Medieval Blacksmith guy smells like😭
grog..? like that drink from kenshi??!?!!
Just meet a blacksmith irl
soot and ash
Nose blindness existed like crazy back then, most people had B.O, but unless you smelled like straight up piss or shit no one said much
PPL IN medieval era SO RARELY take shower
KCD 2 prove such
Water? Yeah, ale would have been a way safer alternative
in europe
who knew they had modern showers in medieval europe
I should buy a bunch of medieval stuff
private bathing is for nobility,for a peasant you are limited to public bathhouse,near river or pond
most people in cities had weekly baths, sometimes twice depending on how rich you were
tunic.
Back then in medieval era, can reading is like superpower
People didn't drink much water, even recently if you talk to like mega old people in rural areas they may often tell you not to drink too much water, have sayings for it and stuff, I've seen this often in different parts of Italy
even nobles still smells bad
trust me, they didnt take bath often
mainly due to scarcity, which doesn't exist like it did then in most countries
but more than peasants of course
the noble had REALLY bad case of STD
Modern humans would be a walking WMD in Medieval Times
due to diseases and what not
modern human is going to suffer more from small pox
I'd argue the contrary too, going back would fuck you over more
as more people were likely disease ridden
Maybe, but it comes across in a sense of "too much water is bad for you" rather than a "water is precious" sort of deal
Yeah but you're vaccinated. They're not
We carry the same diseases. They just don't affect us
vaccinated against every disease?
well, yeah, not wrong, dude have enough power to do force marriage
you overestimate how many vaccinations the average human has
I am not an average human 👀
I nearly died at birth and had an over-protective mother
Most people don't have smolpox vaccine, I had to get a good bunch of special vaccines people wouldn't normally get to work in the hospital including TB, but not smolpox
Did you know for women to take a pregnancy test they would inject their pee into a frog and if the frog became pregnant then she was too
Our parents took the bullet
they had to make EXTRA space for a specific spot on the plate armor of nobility due to that
If you guys go to medieval era, u guys will be a guy with strongest immune system
more or less
Maybe the timeline is wrong idk
If you go to the more Eastern countries though I don't think you'd be that much of a threat
due to them already having some form of decent medicine
there's a magnitude of more minor diseases that made quality of life terrible for some people and i wouldn't want to go back without a mask lol
and soap
i do think noble had better immune system
yeah, medieval european are stupid
I mean it wasn't anything you'd be shocked about haha
doesn't work like that
Defo not. But they knew that Touch shit = wash hands after
💀
of course if you compare it to modern day people its unequal
some of the most notable nobles in history had awful crippling diseases
they had more food to eat and more varied food
suffering more than a peasant
prob due to genetic and STD
Yeah but their immune systems probably developed better due to better sustenance
nah, modern ppl is stronger
but yes, maybe nobles has stronger immune system because they do healthy activities
Well the concept of cleanliness in medicine wasn't really common place in most of medieval period even in the Arab countries
i'd rather eat a fistful of wheat than a chicken a day if i had dysentery every night
If you exclude genetic conditions you would expect nobility to be in better shape in the case of disease
I'm psure not just Arab countries but Eastern societies in general had a better QoL than Medieval Europeans
In arab regions, in medieval era, its far more clean than europe
the germ theory wasn't even accepted until late 19th c.
If you eat better and live a less stressful life your immune system is gonna do better
because being dirty is haram
Ofc, but you don't need to know why to do something
Leach poison alleviates hypertension
I don't think the Muslims were clean on purpose. I think their religious practices just force-cleaned them by accident
lol
But they used leaches cause they drained blood
Like ablution and what not
Placebos
Also yes Arab countries were more clean due to religious practices
Oh well it's not really placebo more like
Ah, worked on this guy
and also move more...
"bloodletting? worked once! must work 300 times, right?"
i mean bloodletting is going to reduce blood pressure lol
less fluid volume = lower bp
plus they do knight training, hunting, horses, more
Yeah that's the logic more or less. Blood letting doesn't really do anything good
I'm talking about the leeches specifically
If you have low bp already then that's bad 😭
Anticoagulant poison can work for hearth disease
sparring
would it be correct to think that all medicine in medieval times were just intrusive thoughts u have when something hurts
that too
definitely happened
anyone could call themselves a physician if they could remember a few family recipes that relieved bubble guts
More or less. btw the Muslims may have been more medicinally advanced but they still had some pretty odd practices
Like a lot of stuff with herbs n shizz
and cupping
the medieval medical practise were based from roman's work
Living in china during medieval era looks soo good, because foods is more commons
beriberi:
and ur family can eat everyday
No, some of it was "evidence" based. The problem is most of it was vibe based and the whole modus operandi was that if you don't go with the Ipse Dixit you're just a dumb fuck idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about
So no innovation
YES, beri beri good
for hundreds of years too
Like medical brilliance wasn't actually healing but adhesion to the text
Lowkey
It makes it so innovation doesn't happen
I would've been okay in Medieval Europe as long as I didn't get sick
I'd be a good peasant
fall of han dynasty kinda cooked the common people
