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this is how people would explain how cars work in the 1800s
Met up with a lady today who runs a local theatre group for young people that I was in as a kid. They used to do one for young adults like me as well as one for kids but aparently not anymore because of covid and stuff, so now I've found myself in the position where she wants me to help her run it. 😂
baller
@gusty geode please be a western kingdom so it’s not 1v3
I WISH YOU COULD PLAY REPUBLICS AND THEOCRACIESSUHH
bawler
Also I've been talking to an old reenactor guy about armour and stuff since I want to make armour and he used to do it, but he keeps telling me how he thinks his armour would fit me and I don't know how to take that lol.
are you just supposed to start assassinating your kids
you could
you can assassinate your brothers as your kid
but i haven’t been able to kill my own kids
unless i imprison and behead them
found a ruler to play as with a rad coat of arms and a lot of land but he’s 50 and his heir is 30 💔
live to 200
this is so tuff
THREE SONS
where daughter
“embrace celibacy” decision
do it
dont need pesky children anyways
i put bro into debt 😭
who yall think is winning
when is CK3 republic dlc
two grandsons now in prison
the viking raid thing is so powerful
poverty is near impossible
need money? steal it.
none of my peasants can rebel because i am too strong
right chat
@subtle rock the learning lifestyle’s whole of body tree has a perk early on that lets you basically lock yourself out of having more children for as long as you need
bro why 😭
contraception grindset
in case you don’t want to have more than one son
just leave him in the ocean if you dont want him
but then you get kinslayer
and the kin gets slayed
this one
i keep kidnapping kids for some reason
lmao
wtf
this is happening in so much servers I'm at
no image or videos are working
thats kinda fuckin goofy

Discord servers having a meltdown
Hi dehydrated piss lady
I am a ho
No
But also hi
watch you're mouth buster
you fucking scallywag
I DIDNT MENA IT
Unspeakable name typo streak
Cannae make this shit up
Faiiiillll
Goblin don't fear the reaper.
Wai?
What about the other reaper
Rlly?
I'm just assuming because images and videos aren't working well atm
Goblin, don't fear the reaper.
Unspeakable name made a typo and called me a ho, I was taking the power away from his words
Owww
Epic embed fails
Look at you all
Can you see this?
You try it then
Exactly
See
embed fail
It works
Don’t lie to me
Can you see the length?
Skill issue
No
Damn
You’re the embed fail!
I figured out how to get around it
Gonna have to level up more mayne
Hit download on the file, then look for it in your browser history, copy the link
Man do I feel bad for anyone who’s not me
I wake up and think this every day.
Idk why this was still slow mode
5 second slownode really holding some people back huh.
holding me back bro
thats it
I only read my messages after I've sent them and by the time I've read them the slow mode timer is already reset.
you should just murder more of your kids
I wonder if people type one word per message because they're so used to trying to level up in discords or something.
omg it actually feels refreshing
he would not give me ransom money
FILE
truth
ITS ALL FILES
Are you about to be the reason why slownode was added in the first place lol?
no.... maybe
does somebody know how to get creator role ?
Be the one true or something like that.
hell yea 🦅 🇺🇸 🔫
Open a https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074 and link whatever platforms you make content on

Was expecting his kneees to give in completely I've watched too much shit on discord.
Is this a leak as to how the new standing up mechanics will work?
Indeedd
Beyond outstanding !!!
they kidnapped a hema fencer, put him in armor and motion capture gear and repeatedly knocked him down and used the threat of death to get him to stand up as fast as possible.
and once they got the motion capture files, the animator deleted everything and started from scratch with references.
Once the motion capture guy dies of exhaustion they used him as references for the blood and gore.
this is true, I was there.
I was the blood and gore
Thank god for you.
Who @ me also
Hello Keponsharten, Rali, Galaxy Gyat Marshal and Mantits Bussy
holy shit are images working again
LETS GOOO
YourLocalSkibidiToilet
Wooooooo
Late night food
The honda civic is lovely
It is
Is this a 3d render or am I fucking cooked right now?
foot

i like that room can i have it
brain is all beef


Maybe I'm just insane.
oh
No
I should really play total warhammer at some point
maybe
Your cooked
Sure!
ight bet
7 foot
Sharing is caring
so true… galaxy is the sharingest and therefore the caringest
how do people do this stuff lmaoo
willy baby mod
Enhancer mod!
i need this
Get it
gunna pick one up and just throw the chil
Think it’s on nexus
throw throw throw the child throw throw throw the child throw throw throw the child
Canadian spotted :(
poop12
Where can I download the game in its latest version?
fear me
steam
thx
It's not fear, it's sorrow.
why
Your arteries will never know the blessing of Americans food
american food is discusting
its just greasy slop
incorrect
from my experiance it is shit
wrong experience
ive been to the us twice
Only fast food
i tried some stuff but its to fatty for me
nah fast food is good unless you go to some wretched place in a bad area
It's worlds better than British "food"
real
british food is the worst shit
i have yet to eat any
Good
Guys I just found out a little plastic piece on my gpu is falling off will it be ok?
Where
british cuisine still rationing 80 or so years after WWII 🥀
chicken hair
Let me take a picture
We have plastic in our blood and we’re fine, im sure your gpu is fiiine
That might be pretty important. Unless it's just the plastic and not the components
It feels like a little plastic piece
But it looks dangerously important
Id look that up
Looks like thats the case lol, just make sure it doesnt fuck with the fans and your probabbly fine
Luckily it's the external part so it's probably just a capacitator
Or idk how you call these
put a big red arrow in the pictures please, maybe a dude pointing at it, I see an empty screw hole
or possibly explosions and or laser dinosaurs
(dinosaurs that shoot lasers in case you were curious)
Oh lol I was looking at the lower hole
pause
I don't pause

🫡
So is my gpu cooked or what
i found what this emoji reminds me of btw
does it work when you plug it into your motherboard?
Zero idea because I transported it from my grandma's house (took 2 busses) and I'm going to lend it to a friend
The only pc I have is in granny's house
oh lol i cant paste pictures
do you know the exact spec of card?
google "Computer chip that looks like a bug"
need them level ups
you mean hexbugs?
no wait
Yeah it looks like a hexbug
my b, Computer chip that looks like a hexbug
OH nvm i thought you were describing hexbugs
they called integrated circuits
you mean these?
well in that case Yes, ICs are absolutely important for graphics cards. In fact, the core processing unit of a graphics card, the GPU, is essentially a complex IC. The GPU, along with other ICs on the card, are responsible for handling the graphics processing workload.
taken from google
does anyone here know a lot about medieval history
Yea
i wanna be directed to some good history sources because i want to start writing a story

Is that what came off
cuute

possibly but id need to know the specs
Inno3D gtx 1650 TWIN OC X2
Idk anything else
Would next
I guess it's time to use the warranty for a 6 year old card 
i justed watched an unboxing on it and it doesnt seem to be something massively important
so you should be fine
nah its real??
yeah, mines on backorder
much to the demise of my very own eyeballs, yes
still better than the loona one.
Imperial droid?
Lord scrotamus
This game has been on my list for a looooooooong time. At first I thought its just a fancy UE5 trailer. But it just released on Early Access so I gave it a shot. It is VERY rough around the edges but holy smokes I am loving it!! I didnt know this was going to be a souls-like. It's basically Dark Souls with guns, set it world war 1. If it looks i...
half sword mentioned in ranton video
I was asking for help in a tech discord and they told me the gpu was fucked 😔
I mean it doesnt even have those little metal sticks around it so why should it be so important

@pearl coral he is going to play the tutorial
and be very sigm a at the game
ck3 is going to spread across the world like cancer
until we have enough players for lan game
i regret to inform you i am not kidding
i miss the time before i knew it existed honestly
i hate the internet and see it as a giant disgusting mass of garbage
do i still use it? yeah
but still.
do i not have slowmode or something
because
oh yeah what on earth, why dont i have slowmode
the curse has been lifted
we are free
Axe is the best weapon i swear
the placon a picot begs to differ
dawg popped in just to say this, and dipped
2nd favorite
shh, not too loudly, lest it hears and returns its curse upon this land
it is i, the great
Hi shat
wrong, poleaxe
she streamer on my mode till im truncated
NO
NO
oh
THANk
GOODNESS
i thought i embed failed bro
oh my goodness
wha?
you said "it is i" and your name read "i"
cuz he look like papyrus
oh my omg is he okay? did kai cenat died :sad emoji:
NOT MULTIPLIER TOO
marketfire no 😭
i love ecco2k with all my heart
poor ample hire 
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87
why was he even in the hospital
its fonny
why was he though
cant you see
was it that time he drank alcohol
someone hoped that he die in a fire💔
he had an intestinal blockage
caused by a previous surgery
nyaaaa !! :3333
hallo everynyan
me when i am nekochan and kawaii and such, among other things
baaaa!!! >w< clackk clacky clickclop baaaahg!!! :3 ^-^ BLEAT baaa!! stomp stomp grinds my hoofd into the ground runs at u and headbutts u with my small head BUT jiant horns!! bah...
I have genuine question, are scene kids in the modern day still sincere or is it ironic now
LMAO
i think its mostly ironic but there are still some hardcore scene kids
Fair enough lol
I will say though, most scene stuff I see today also involves a lot of self arm art and idk what to make of that
I think it’s holding onto nolstagia for a bygone era of the internet
That was back when like, leet speak was a thing lmao
scene always did
scene was edgy always
Good to know
That a good thing to be "edgy"
If anything I wouldn’t be surprised if I only just caught the tail end of ot being a bigger thing
Another thing to tack onto the list of just barely being around for with that weird transistory period into the late 2000s
scene was adopted into the mainstream and dropped all the edgy stuff and furry connections etc
so people dont "remember" it being connected to like SH and furry people and stuff but it was
You know, back when they still taught cursive and typing, mobile movie players, blockbuster was still around
Was around for the tailend of all that
Idk if they still make a big deal about teaching cursive or typing but I’ve heard there’s not as much emphasis anymore
That’s fair
I prefer to see kids who are different from each other and having fun together instead of kids who think they are the strongest or who are selfish or fake with eachother
That’s a nice sentiment to have
Empty
really
idk how to explain in my way cuz idk how the write in english
Lmao
its like how goth used to be half kink people, then when it hit the mainstream people didnt wanna be associated with kink so no one remembers that
yee
Yeah I never would’ve known goth used to be associated with that
I thought it was just around the music genre and general themes of gothic literature
and poeple usualy mistake cyber goth and trad goth
fashion to
the original goth poeple make there own cloth themselve
That’s actually pretty neat
heck ye
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a random opinion on metalheads?
bro ignoring my ping but posting willie 😔
idk what you want me to reply to that with
yay
all u had to do
i dids
Saataa Andagii
Real.
Jojo pose Willie
mkaing everything complicated 😔
did not let that grapple slide
bro called packgod
skibbidi
i wish i could slap someone so hard they bleed
have you ever tested
Hello everyone
hai
Who wants to see Willie emo phase
Straight man handled. The slight slaps are peak.
From the Baron of blood this can go a few ways.
maybe
Looks like the hair is still fighting back.
smash
'NeRF tHe pYShicS'
SPIKEY THINGS !!! <333
How much physics in half sword? A dev: "Yes"
Yes 🙂↕️
bro what
u act liek this is weird
this is the default for most fashion movements
im litterly a goth person what
aye

youre acting like im saying its part of kink now
im talking abt back in the 70s with protogoths
goth was a kink thing
Fren made this
Is the funny mans
litterly wasnt tho
literally was, originated from the mix of punks and leather clubs
partially thanks to bauhaus
NO MORE SLO MODE SINCE WHEN???
Plz add slowmo bakll
your willie forgot the breathing technique
Somebody wanna tell me why since I fixed my sleep schedule I'm tired as fuck in the afternoon
Shit dude I was better off going to sleep at 4 AM
6hrs inbound.
Yaay
Someone finally learned to use the slow mode command. Bravo.
Blehghhh
I like doing all nighters the day before I go to bed at like 9PM
ez fix
Help I'm being attacked
greataxe versus plancon
Where does the billhook rank?
skillcannon
Literally tell me you know nothing without telling me you know nothing. Please explain to me properly how that even makes a little bit of sense. Goth is mainly political musical and (although controversially) fashion. Where does your thing even go like?????.
yall think the term was means is huh
im gonna put you in a big pot of boiling water and turn the heat up so you dont realize youre getting hotter
no thanks babes but I won't yuck your yum
yall think the term "was" means "is"
I know what a simple preterite is
preterite
past simple
u going 2 hell 4 sure
I'm going to hell for grammar
read it here first
not all those other things
it was the grammar
hell 4 fuddy duddys who cant understand past and present participles
sorry satan I let out my grammar
Save some for me
but what about the goth architecture? and where do the ostrogoths get into but are these the same as the visigoths?
but where is then the golden horde?
I like my demonstratives actually

Willi.....
lmao
Hey guys, I have an infection around one of my fingers because I can't stop biting my fingers.
be niiiiiiiiiice . . .
fair enough
if multiplayer releases next year we're dueling and im gonna throw a mace at ur head
Throwing away your one good weapon smartest move
yo mama is my one good weaponnnn
OHHHHHHHHH
gl wi her
lmao
really ran out of things eh
Don't think this is the chat for selfies babes
r u british
Does it matter to you?
eeeeeels
Stop sharing your family photo's
chat, what's your favorite fish, just in general
british lady
you know what I can agree with that
also thought pufferfish were particularly cute
I like coelacanths, I think they are pretty cool
no forreal ancient lil guys
cool they had a come back story too
yeahh! no actually I'm rooting for them
same here lol
Now the greenland shark
greenland sharks always looked musty to me
My fav shark ong
which I guess is funny that's the word my brain goes to, considering they're the oldest living vertebrate we know of
some live to like, 500
but their funny lil smiles though
yeah cuz they ancient
my favorite sea dwelling creature though, not just fish, is hands down the mantis shrimp
feisty little shit heads but I think they're cool af
its honesty so cool tho
it is!
REAL
I can't believe some people keep them as pets
I know someone who had one in an aquarium those lil fuckers pack a PUNCH
like how strong do you need to reinforce the glass lmao
and even then if you do a dumb that day they just snap through it
oh yeah, I remember seeing a video of one punching a guy through a wet suit and drawing blood
honestly he probably had it coming /j yeahno they're lil assholes

honestly lmao
like I said, feisty little shitheads
Love that for them
What's the verdict on sunfish
si
I hear they taste like ass though
they always look like their fins are in the wrong place
ass ain't that bad
xD
lobsters are crazy for that
honestly you go girl lobsters
well
Biological immortality (sometimes referred to as bio-indefinite mortality) is a state in which the rate of mortality from senescence (or aging) is stable or decreasing, thus decoupling it from chronological age. Various unicellular and multicellular species, including some vertebrates, achieve this state either throughout their existence or afte...
well yes but the reason they die is because moulting takes them too much energy
eventually lobsters will die from sheer energy expenditure of moulting
lmao
beat me to it
xD
that's a wild way to go out though
well think of it this way
@pearl coral @gusty geode we should be muslim rulers and spread islam to the whole world through jihad together
it'd be like regrowing an entire part of your skeleton to replace the one you currently have
give em some extra protein then xD
you and the other guy can be muslim and me and lenny can be christian and we can make crazy peace
or we jihad YOU!
must be the zinc xD
TRUE
yemil religious arc
yemil already religious
this is not an arc
but this is also about ck3
inshallah sampson islam will cover the world
Subhana Allah
mr krab deadthedied
is this to be read as "inshallah, sampson, islam" or "inshallah, sampson-islam"
WHY would it be the second one 😭
because i read it like that first
are you founding sampsonslam
islampson
oh noo!!
samplam
bro has been resetting his router for 35 minutes
No politics
Wah wah wahhh
you wouldnt know anything of ck3… flaker…
abdullah parqir
True
i have no clue what this means but im assuming its good
like peter parker but muslim
I ll spread the caliphate in CK3 away from the middle east to iceland
erm thats very politic
this server if it was a car
Willie feet
halfswordian holiday
nice
Yo guys what would Willie's phenotype be
Willie's phenotype is willie
common sense
willium
how do you stop the skeleton from appearing after killing an opponent in the abyss mode i find it really annoying
The spore growing process tends to have some side effects
You can't they're forced to go to hell

dang thats really annoying
You'll get used to it
I found it really annoying at first too
ive tried to but like bruh its not fun at all
But remember they're not going to update the game until EA
the cracker index
And it gets worse in the UC
No bulliinggg bubbyyy
Bully deez nuts
galaxy is the fan lore for willie canon
I truly hate this awful filter you have lmao
We don't have canons in HS
Willie secretly has a willie
You are too kind
Gasp
He killed the crab !
Carb food
feet car goes crazy
how do i quit biting my fingers
take them out of your mouth
Duh !!!
khans of the steppe looks fire asf
how do i quit getting the urge or deciding to act on the urge of biting my fingers
idk
i bite past my nail;
my fingers are very messed up usually
but ck3 has stopped that
broski life will be changed when he plays the dlcs i have ..
idk anything about the dlcs im ngl
idk if ill be able to tell whats dlc and whats not
you’ll get so much extra muslim customization options
the dlcs just add a lot more random events and a few add activities and mechanics
Salamu aleikum wa rahmatullah
there is lots of dlc
they are different types right
yes
yez
the iberian one is really cool
focused a lot on muslim v christian powergrabs and culture shifting
woah theyre adding chinese people to ck3
so tuff
do you ever play as steppe nomads in ck3
they seem kinda tuff im ngl
no
i haf it
i know....
do you ever play as west africans in ck3
no
only north
no
yes
eurocentric madman over here
im right you're wrong
i like knights,,
when they add china I might actually buy ck3 dlc
itll be the only one worth the 30 dollar pricetag
theres no way im forking over 15 dollars for a package of random events and outfits
well im playing imperator rome right now
they should add more europe
but im playing as china
idc
if there was a half sword movie i guarantee you they would cast jason stathem as willie
i cant even fathom how someone ends up with a 1.2 gpa short of being starving to death in the gobi desert
👀
vin diesel as willie
boy do i have news for you
highschool is literally so easy...
bro is in special classes
it would be dwayne the rock johnson, jason stathem, and vin diesel together in a buhurt
yemil have you tried making yourself in the ck3 character creator yet
i have not
i havent even touched creator yet
i am not ready
can’t wait to see myself contract fatal illnesses and injuries
y’all ever just let your whimsy out and play action figures
i dont have any
my room is too small to have anything in it
especially toys or collectables
sometimes if i have a couple spare bucks i buy heroes of goojiutsu and play around on my desk
3x3 ck3 den
I love setting up projectiles in Ue5
I'm going to bed, fuck this
I'll just fake the projectiles for now
hello
(whats up bro!)
dang he got me
the same bro the same
hi
hi
internets crazy
hi sam
i wonder why people think the medium of interaction excuses a change in character (unrelated to anything here)
wdym
please do elaborate im intrigued now
i mean to say, that i interact with people the same way online as i would if i were face to face with them
But most people apply a filter
when im kind in text, i would be kind in voice, i would be kind the same way in person
And when im heinous in text, well you get it
i am guilty of this sometimes
me when people erroneously consider the physical and digital to be separate lives rather than two aspects of the same experience
thank you
being aware of it is at least better than most
i do my best to avoid the “filter” now
if i actually did some talking irl i’d be speaking this way lol
i mostly talk different in real life but thats really just because I dont vibe with most people I end up having to speak to
well mr voice actor should know about talking lets see what he has to say
I apply a filter in the digital and the real world when I'm unfamiliar with someone, or uncomfortable for various reasons.
But mostly that involves omitting certain things about myself or avoiding certain topics entirely.
But that plays into the whole change of character thing. by remaining stable between different mediums you are being genuine
ik you enough to vouch for the fact that in text and in voice you are the same dude
and in those scenarios thats understandable, when you are not comfortable with a topic
usually I just dont speak about many things in real life because I know that most people really do not wanna hear me yap unless they invite it on purpsoe
i thought that was quandale dingle mb
I am very comfortable with nearly all the topics, but online it's usually not allowed
(Politics)
Or I'm not confident that it wouldn't put me in danger
(Also Politics)
well then let me ask you this
before you lays two paths
Quandle Dingles Retribution
Dig 100 graves
Keeper Quandale and Keeper Dingle
one road to safety, the other to certain death
you can ask them a single yes or no question
what would you ask
is the axe thats landed in your leg real
I steal a line from Rick and morty.
I ask either of them, Did you sleep with this guys wife, pointing to the other one.
if its no then thats a liar
real
What evidence do you Have on Quandale Dingle is what i ask them
i ask permission to even discuss my interests because it’s a lot lol
we're gonna need some help here
if yes then we got our truther
^^^
when im around people they just wanna talk about basketball nobody wants to hear my unhinged philosophical ranting
you need to ask a question to determine which path is safe
oh yeah im stupid hang on
Very
the tellers would have been down the safe path if they knew if it was safe, yes?
no they guard them only but the paths are identical
with the exception of destination ofc
how do you remove the trainer mod from your halfsword?
i hate dbd
you dont
maybe asking “IF i were to ask ‘Is the left entrance the safe one’ would you say yes?” because then it forces out an answer
Uninstall the trainer mod
i did bro
Idk then tbh it should be gone if u deleted it
hi
Samuel hi
armor door
the fucking trainer mod is permanently indented pn my halfsword
D&D confuses me,
so in the world of warlocks, witches, magical spells, goblins, ghosts, bards with the ability to kill you by playing their trumpet a bit too loud
and an arquebus is too crazy for you?
shit dude you can atomize somebody with a sneeze but I can't say "parry this you fucking casual"
we don't need The Black Arrow to kill the grand dragon, give me a Mons Meg and some spare time x3
i think it’s because of harry potter and the lord of the ring books.
I LIVE NEAR MONS MEG YIPEEEE
specifically LOTR
mons meg mention is not what i was expecting
It was used as the source text for literally every piece of high fantasy, and D&D rips from it shamelessly.
shit why wouldn't I want to mention the medieval "fuck you from 2 miles away"
LAG
wait im actually unsure if youre referencing the mons meg im thinking of or if there are perhaps more mons megs i do not know of
i hate lag
Bilbo wouldn't have to worry about gollum if he had a hook gun, just sayin
what dya think I am referencing
the one in edinburgh castle?
Bilbo Baggins with an arquebus would be in character for him.
thats the one I mean
big ol cannon
baaa
HELL YEAH
biggest cannon in medieval times
thats the one i live near
its good to know that my baas are met with hell yeahs
firing a what, 320lb rock 2 miles away because "fuck you and your army"
i will always meet your baas with praise
Omg Rali hi
hooay :)
hdiuiaiiiiii
we all goobers here

yeah 175kg
i am on the verge of falling asleep <3
we need a game with that as an option
only one that you could kinda say does is Conquerors Blade with the seige bombard but
thats not a Mons Meg,
thats a fucking medieval battleship cannon basically XD
hema fencers are shockingly pretentious about it
also i fucking love this picture on the wikipedia
it’s unfortunate
you should look up the Gustav gun crew sitting on it
Child cannon
gives me flashbacks to the picture of the german tank crewman laying in the barrel of a Sturmtiger
oh ive seen it a plenty
hell yeah
NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, DONT GO INTO THE BARREL OF THAT TANK
I spray water in your face to keep you awake
"PHUMP"
I always assumed you spell it "FWOOMP" but maybe its the regional difference
unless by some twist of fate youre also from edinburgh
wait what do you need help with? sorry
im a bit distracted and forgot i was talking to you guys im sorry
depends
yo got Thump, Fwoomp, Fwsshhh
other stuff :p
its okay we went back to the whole two paths thing
.......................... meg?
meg from dbd
"the romans had steam engines so why don't we have roman steam ships?"
because mfr there is a difference between steam engine
and water container with two arms that uses steam to spin itself in a circle thanks to a fire underneath it

