counters leather and chain?
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
gloomy urchin
idle crest
Is this a fucking ai that you're reading from?
wild iron
Is this a fucking ai that you're reading from?
gentle copper
against unarmored criminals
carmine bone
Maces or bats?
idle crest
counters leather and chain?
Leather armour wasn't really a thing.
gloomy urchin
Maces or bats?
maces
gentle copper
But considering those unarmored criminals would die on impact sometimes 💀
gentle copper
I'd assume it can at least knock someone in armor out
gloomy urchin
Leather armour wasn't really a thing.
really?
wild iron
obviously a mace with enough force would damage someone with armor?
idle crest
you just ignored the message
When you look something up on Google, gemini is the first result.
gloomy urchin
i mean leather does protect you from cuts
wild iron
When you look something up on Google, gemini is the first result.
While modern and medieval armor plates are designed to absorb and distribute energy, strong enough blunt force—such as from a mace, warhammer, or even a high-velocity bullet—can still cause serious injury.
gloomy urchin
chain is fatty so leather could be used for light forces or something
idle crest
i mean leather does protect you from cuts
Linen padding is directly better than leather in every way.
carmine bone
really?
Yeah there was, not usually for intensive battle though since it’s not great at that
idle crest
While modern and medieval armor plates are designed to absorb and distribute ene...
This is false.
wild iron
This is false.
explain how
idle crest
Again, ai
gloomy urchin
ai looks in open sources tho
grand bane
Most blunt weapons were supposed to give the dude a concussion
carmine bone
But yeah linen padding like gambesons were better
idle crest
explain how
A mace cannot deliver that much force.
gloomy urchin
a good one even shows links
carmine bone
Is this rage bait
gloomy urchin
no
carmine bone
a good one even shows links
Not you, Friedrich
gloomy urchin
ok
wild iron
A mace cannot deliver that much force.
it can?
idle crest
I garuntee I'm the only one here who's fought in armour and you genuinely think you have a better idea than me of what these things are like?
gloomy urchin
friedrich if u were to ragebait no one would know
gloomy urchin
I garuntee I'm the only one here who's fought in armour and you genuinely think ...
why dont we ask sam
carmine bone
Maybe maces were completely useless then
idle crest
The general perception from people who haven't actually experienced armour is so far from reality.
drowsy finch
The mace convo is still going ???
carmine bone
The mace convo is still going ???
Literally
idle crest
Maybe maces were completely useless then
There's literally hardly any records of them being used in combat during the plate armour times.
gentle copper
Better instead of just stabbing them and risking killing them
Well you risk killing them either way lmfao. They did die on impact with maces anyway. Just less than if you would've stabbed them and caused an infection
wild iron
A mace cannot deliver that much force.
A mace was designed to deliver heavy attacks and was very effective against armored opponents what are you yapping abt
carmine bone
There's literally hardly any records of them being used in combat during the pla...
What was used against plate armor
drowsy finch
Wasn’t plate designed because chainmail sucked at taking blows from maces 
idle crest
What was used against plate armor
Very long and very thin blades.
carmine bone
Well you risk killing them either way lmfao. They did die on impact with maces a...
Yeah that makes sense
gloomy urchin
can we just agree that it "may" knock a person out with enough force and hits
carmine bone
can we just agree that it "may" knock a person out with enough force and hits
Seems reasonable to me
drowsy finch
Getting hit on the head by a mace could kill you, or not kill you. 
gentle copper
Wasn’t plate designed because chainmail sucked at taking blows from maces <:holl...
Chainmail sucked at taking blows from blunt in general
drowsy finch
Chainmail sucked at taking blows from blunt in general
Well yeaj
random lion
Very long and very thin blades.
That seems like it would be much less effective against plate than blunt 
drowsy finch
Das whats I means
carmine bone
Getting hit on the head by a mace could kill you, or not kill you. <:kapow:12157...
Smartest human alive
idle crest
can we just agree that it "may" knock a person out with enough force and hits
The most id compromise is that highly depends on the helmet.
carmine bone
Rali is the best
wild iron
guys I've got a solution
idle crest
That seems like it would be much less effective against plate than blunt <:huh:1...
No because you stab it through gaps
gloomy urchin
The most id compromise is that highly depends on the helmet.
true as well
restive trench
yall watch this vido and stfu https://youtu.be/2tvK7rwDJMY
carmine bone
guys I've got a solution
Let’s talk about pineapple on pizza…
drowsy finch
Smartest human alive
Thanks soldier 
wild iron
The most id compromise is that highly depends on the helmet.
Why don't you wear some armor, an get a man to slam a mace in your head and see what happens!
idle crest
yall watch this vido and stfu https://youtu.be/2tvK7rwDJMY
Mild steel breastplate smh
gloomy urchin
No because you stab it through gaps
wouldnt knocking a guy down be more efficient with blunt
gentle copper
That seems like it would be much less effective against plate than blunt <:huh:1...
It'd be very effective. Especially in half sword
Like if you half sword the weapon lol
carmine bone
Why don't you wear some armor, an get a man to slam a mace in your head and see ...
A man actively wanting to kill you even
idle crest
wouldnt knocking a guy down be more efficient with blunt
You can't do that though, you had to tackle them
wild iron
A man actively wanting to kill you even
this
random lion
It'd be very effective. Especially in half sword
That I know, you could find gaps pretty easy that way.
restive trench
Mild steel breastplate smh
hey it kinda proves ur point because he hit but it didnt do much damage to the armor
idle crest
Why don't you wear some armor, an get a man to slam a mace in your head and see ...
I've been hit in the helmet with a Billhook dude.
gloomy urchin
did it hurt
wild iron
I've been hit in the helmet with a Billhook dude.
Get hit with a mace this time.
carmine bone
did it hurt
Nahhh
idle crest
hey it kinda proves ur point because he hit but it didnt do much damage to the a...
I haven't seen that particular video I just know his armour is made of mild steel.
idle crest
did it hurt
You mainly hear it.
restive trench
I haven't seen that particular video I just know his armour is made of mild stee...
restive trench
https://youtu.be/2tvK7rwDJMY?t=10m6s
this with timestamp
restive trench
I haven't seen that particular video I just know his armour is made of mild stee...
yeah idek the difference
or what it changes
gloomy urchin
https://youtu.be/2tvK7rwDJMY?t=10m6s
oh yeah that shit sucks ass it wouldnt knock a person out
idle crest
yeah idek the difference
Mild steel has very low carbon content as is very soft for steel.
The breastplate he's hitting is a breastplate that you could bend between your legs
restive trench
oh yeah that shit sucks ass it wouldnt knock a person out
the armor will just take the damage
gloomy urchin
yes
wild iron
oh yeah that shit sucks ass it wouldnt knock a person out
how does it suck?
restive trench
The breastplate he's hitting is a breastplate that you could bend between your l...
yeah so the maces suck
gloomy urchin
how does it suck?
doesnt do any damage at all
wild iron
doesnt do any damage at all
what makes you say that
restive trench
how does it suck?
watch the vido
gloomy urchin
the footage
safe night
Tralelo tralala
wild iron
what happened in the footage?
idle crest
yeah so the maces suck
They can lock up joints, which is what that type of mace is for.
restive trench
what happened in the footage?
gentle copper
That would still suck to get hit by ngl 😭
gloomy urchin
a bat would probably to more damage
restive trench
They can lock up joints, which is what that type of mace is for.
so basically maces are good for unarmored opponents
gentle copper
It would knock the wind out of you for sure if you're wearing that specific armor
restive trench
That would still suck to get hit by ngl 😭
if ure broke and cant repair your armor, yeah
wild iron
https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-...
you do realize maces aren't designed to leave a brutal mark or shit?
idle crest
A flanged mace could potentially dent articulated pieces of armour, preventing them from moving as much and lowering the mobility of your enemy, but even then it depends on the armour.
gloomy urchin
you do realize maces aren't designed to leave a brutal mark or shit?
then how would it knock out a person
gentle copper
if ure broke and cant repair your armor, yeah
No if you're a human and have a chest cavity
wild iron
then how would it knock out a person
blunt force?
idle crest
blunt force?
You don't understand how blunt force works my guy
gloomy urchin
what blunt force if plate eats 95% of it
a mace is specifically designed to put all force in 1 small spot
idle crest
what blunt force if plate eats 95% of it
The shaft of the mace eats more of the force than the breastplate does 🤣
wild iron
You don't understand how blunt force works my guy
If a mace hits someone in the head with enough force the force is gonna transfer and hurt that guy!?
gloomy urchin
that 1 small spot has practically no damage therefore is literally no blunt damage being done
idle crest
If a mace hits someone in the head with enough force the force is gonna transfer...
Videogame logic
wild iron
Videogame logic
scientific logic
carmine bone
what blunt force if plate eats 95% of it
More like 65%
gloomy urchin
If a mace hits someone in the head with enough force the force is gonna transfer...
can u prove it with physics
idle crest
Blunt force trauma doesn't really apply on this scale, if someone hit an armored guy with a car then yes it woild be more relevant
carmine bone
Wait how do maces kill then
safe night
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idle crest
Not to mention maces are extremely unwieldy due to their weight distribution and leverage. You swing it and the business end lags behind.
drowsy finch
Wait how do maces kill then
Hit guy in head with metal. Hurts head with metal. (No helmet)
gloomy urchin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJnQ6KLR7L8
ok how prove it in chat
gentle copper
Videogame logic
I don't think it's video game knowledge he kinda just word for word relayed the Law of Momentum Conservation 💀
carmine bone
||Sniffed my classmate’s feet under the desk like a little coomer goblin. she ca...
You’re nasty.
gentle copper
I'm not trying to say you're wrong here btw. I'm jsin it's not video game knowledge for sure
gloomy urchin
||Sniffed my classmate’s feet under the desk like a little coomer goblin. she ca...
i aint reading allat
Im happy for u tho
or sorry about that
wild iron
ok how prove it in chat
how am i gonna prove it in chat?
idle crest
I don't think it's video game knowledge he kinda just word for word relayed the ...
No, momentum conservation is why the mace mounces off of the far heavier plate armoured man, and rattles back up the shaft.
gloomy urchin
how am i gonna prove it in chat?
show ur work w/o a random guy's video
gentle copper
can u prove it with physics
Law of Momentum Conservation. by Sir Isaac Newton
gloomy urchin
Law of Momentum Conservation. by Sir Isaac Newton
ok can u prove blunt would transfer using formulas
idle crest
Have you ever hit something tough with a large hammer and you feel the force vibrate back up the handle into your arm?
That's what happens to all that blunt force trauma that's not going through the steel.
wild iron
show ur work w/o a random guy's video
show my work 😂 It's quite obvious how kinetic energy transfer works
wild iron
ok can u prove blunt would transfer using formulas
prove that a mace wouldn't damage someone in armor
gentle copper
HAANK ITS RAGEBAIT HANK, HE’S TROLLING HANK
who's trolling who 😭
I don't know anymore
idle crest
show my work 😂 It's quite obvious how kinetic energy transfer works
No it isn't, kinetic energy can transfer or be dispersed in very many ways, including back up the shaft of the weapon like I said.
gloomy urchin
prove that a mace wouldn't damage someone in armor
unicorns exist until u prove otherwise, right?
wild iron
No it isn't, kinetic energy can transfer or be dispersed in very many ways, incl...
when a mace hits a helmet the force is gonna compress the metal which creates pressure on the skull right?
idle crest
unicorns exist until u prove otherwise, right?
Unicorns do exist, they just ain't fuckin about and they're called rhino's.
wild iron
unicorns exist until u prove otherwise, right?
that can also mean they don't exist until you prove otherwise
gentle copper
unicorns exist until u prove otherwise, right?
actually, yes! 😤
AND they're the national animal of scotland!
gloomy urchin
that can also mean they don't exist until you prove otherwise
ok so you're just proving my point forward
wild iron
AND they're the national animal of scotland!
is that true?
gentle copper
Yes
wild iron
wow!
gentle copper
Scotland's national animal is indeed the Unicorn
drowsy finch
AND they're the national animal of scotland!
gloomy urchin
people are also guilty until proven innocent right
drowsy finch
people are also guilty until proven innocent right
Depends on your country
idle crest
when a mace hits a helmet the force is gonna compress the metal which creates pr...
Thay metal isn't even touching you
wild iron
ok so you're just proving my point forward
what does this have to do with the fact that a mace would damage someone through a helmet
restive trench
people are also guilty until proven innocent right
no its quite the opposite
carmine bone
people are also guilty until proven innocent right
Nah, I saw em, they get executed
wild iron
Thay metal isn't even touching you
okay, the force still travels ?
gloomy urchin
what does this have to do with the fact that a mace would damage someone through...
it has to do with the fact that you're asking to prove ur made-up statement is false as if it initially must be true
indigo hare
Is this another nerd fight
gentle copper
This argument is stupid. Here's a clip of Devin Haney not boxing in a boxing match for a whole round
restive trench
Is this another nerd fight
mace vs armor the 100th coming
wild iron
Is this another nerd fight
indigo hare
I’m rooting for the winner
idle crest
okay, the force still travels ?
It gets dispersed through the CONDUCTIVE metal and also goes back up the weapon shaft.
wild iron
it has to do with the fact that you're asking to prove ur made-up statement is f...
debunk me then
gloomy urchin
I’m rooting for the winner
can u ask sam if a mace would a knock a person out if he has a helmet
restive trench
This argument is stupid. Here's a clip of Devin Haney not boxing in a boxing mat...
yeah idk whos who but thats grade school fights
gloomy urchin
debunk me then
your statements are false until proven otherwise
indigo hare
can u ask sam if a mace would a knock a person out if he has a helmet
I’m pretty sure Sam is in school rn
drowsy finch
Is this another nerd fight
gentle copper
Here's a clip of Jiri Prochazka being an ancient warrior
idle crest
When you hit a hard object with a weapon that has all the weight at the other end most of the force goes back into the weapon itself making it vibrate or swing around.
gloomy urchin
arguing with me is useless type shit
safe night
Here's a clip of Jiri Prochazka being an ancient warrior
IMMM COMMMINGG
wild iron
It gets dispersed through the CONDUCTIVE metal and also goes back up the weapon ...
a mace concentrates it's energy at the point of contact and force travels through that point of impact
wild iron
Here's a clip of Jiri Prochazka being an ancient warrior
what the hell
idle crest
a mace concentrates it's energy at the point of contact and force travels throug...
It bounces back off in almost every case.
drowsy finch
Do you think medieval peasants would enjoy a bag of delectable trail mix?
gloomy urchin
a mace concentrates it's energy at the point of contact and force travels throug...
that means most of the damage was done to first point of contact, correct?
gentle copper
Do you think medieval peasants would enjoy a bag of delectable trail mix?
depends on where in the Medieval world
idle crest
How do you think kevlar absorbs bullet impact? Magic?
gentle copper
Europe? They'd probably enjoy Twizzlers more.
gloomy urchin
How do you think kevlar absorbs bullet impact? Magic?
obsidian
wild iron
It bounces back off in almost every case.
Are you saying a mace behaves like a rubber ball or something?
gloomy urchin
does a bat bounces back off
wild iron
Are you saying a mace behaves like a rubber ball or something?
maces were designed to be heavy, with enough strike, form and power its not just gonna bounce off the helmet?
idle crest
Are you saying a mace behaves like a rubber ball or something?
No I'm saying it behaves like a ball of steel that weighs a few pounds that's been swung against a much heavier object covered in steel.
gloomy urchin
maces were designed to be heavy, with enough strike, form and power its not just...
wouldnt that be billhook
wild iron
No I'm saying it behaves like a ball of steel that weighs a few pounds that's be...
it can weigh about 9 pounds which is a lot heavier when swung at great forces
restive trench
wouldnt that be billhook
billhook has stabby stabby side that can slit throuts
wild iron
wouldnt that be billhook
gentle copper
No I'm saying it behaves like a ball of steel that weighs a few pounds that's be...
I've taken a middle ground in this argument where I think your argument is too comical and his argument might be a tad bit hopeful. It just completely bouncing off is comical. I don't think it'd bounce off but if the helmet is REALLY that heavy it would just... Not move through. Think of like putting your palm on something and rotating to the side the palm is facing
idle crest
it can weigh about 9 pounds which is a lot heavier when swung at great forces
😂 The heaviest greatswords barely weigh 9 pounds
gloomy urchin
gemini aint gemining
idle crest
I've taken a middle ground in this argument where I think your argument is too c...
The force is literally deflected back into the much lighter mace, thus forcing it to ricochet.
carmine bone
How is this still going
wild iron
😂 The heaviest greatswords barely weigh 9 pounds
"Can weigh about"
restive trench
it can weigh about 9 pounds which is a lot heavier when swung at great forces
"great force" meanwhile the person fighting armor is probably also wearing armor thats making it harder to move
gentle copper
How is this still going
idk. 2 really stubborn people who can't admit they're wrong on even 1 part of their argument lol
gloomy urchin
friedrich wins jsut accept that
idle crest
"Can weigh about"
You're just looking at false information from Google because you don't know what actual research is.
wild iron
You're just looking at false information from Google because you don't know what...
You're points are stupid and you literally are saying nonsense
gloomy urchin
"was your research a doctrine or just google"
idle crest
You're points are stupid and you literally are saying nonsense
My brother in christ I've literally tested these scenarios out in real life with my own suits of fucking armour 😂
gloomy urchin
My brother in christ I've literally tested these scenarios out in real life with...
google says you didnt
wild iron
My brother in christ I've literally tested these scenarios out in real life with...
I'd love to see a video.
gentle copper
You're points are stupid and you literally are saying nonsense
I think both of you are 😭
gloomy urchin
😂 The heaviest greatswords barely weigh 9 pounds
gentle copper
You've both disagreed with each other so hard that you went to complete extremes
gloomy urchin
!!!!!
idle crest
https://www.reddit.com/r/ArmsandArmor/comments/twq1cz/what_was_the_length_and_we...
We were not talking about two handed maces btw
gloomy urchin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l47Idc7anG4
around 5 mins is the mace btw
idle crest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l47Idc7anG4
Fuckin skallagrim lol, what next, shadiversity? 😂
wild iron
Fuckin skallagrim lol, what next, shadiversity? 😂
I don't see the problem
it shows what it needs to
wild iron
around 5 mins is the mace btw
?
gentle copper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l47Idc7anG4
ngl by the looks of it. While the mace did move his head. It did fuck all in terms of actual fast damage. The pollaxe did a lot of damage but I think you'd need to really batter someone like 6 times clean with a Mace before they lose balance let alone consciousness
idle crest
I don't see the problem
Do you understand how thickness of steel and carbon content of steel massively effects how resistant steel is? And he's hitting larp helmets that aren't made to take hits from weapons.
wild iron
ngl by the looks of it. While the mace did move his head. It did fuck all in ter...
It's not supposed to make dramatic marks, and obviously it didnt bounce back
idle crest
It didn't bounce because he's hitting a steel helmet that just caves instead because it's weak.
gentle copper
It's not supposed to make dramatic marks, and obviously it didnt bounce back
never said anything about dramatic marks. I said fast damage
Like say a whiplash effect
The Pollaxe did a very good job of that. The mace didn't
idle crest
If you swung a mace like that at my sallet you'd scratch it at most and the mace would clatter off.
gloomy urchin
ok general is losing friedrich wins the larping will continue for the next 30 minutes with ragebaits and gemini information
i go do homework bye
idle crest
do people really chew gum to make their jaw more defined
It strengthens muscles which is exactly what makes the jaw look defined.
gentle copper
do people really chew gum to make their jaw more defined
I mean. I think any form of chewing resistant food would probably strengthen the muscles on the side of your jaw. That's about it though
gloomy urchin
this instead of anime girl gif
forest falcon
I just chew gum to help with food digestion 😭
gentle copper
That's why Africans have such strong jaw genes because their ancestors' diet focused a lot on pure lean beef. They had to chew that shit
idle crest
I mean. I think any form of chewing resistant food would probably strengthen the...
Proper facial posture alone can radically improve jaw definition. It's all about muscles.
wild iron
That's why Africans have such strong jaw genes because their ancestors' diet foc...
i'm african and my jaw is quite average
gentle copper
whereabouts in Africa?
wild iron
west
wild iron
let me look rq
forest falcon
I think it's more about teeth sharpness combined with jaw strength no?
gloomy urchin
let me look rq
vro forgor
wild iron
nah i got it on my dna shit
wild iron
oh
random lion
Bro which country are your parents from 💀
One of them
gentle copper
I don't wanna hear about your ancestry from 326AD
gloomy urchin
Bro which country are your parents from 💀
africa
wild iron
uh idk my dad left
gentle copper
I wanna hear about your recent ancestry
hollow gale
good morning everyone
forest falcon
uh idk my dad left
understandable
grizzled sapphire
good morning everyone
Hello
forest falcon
good morning everyone
hi
grizzled sapphire
cool profile picture plasmatic
gentle copper
uh idk my dad left
Dawg which country is MOMMA FROM
wild iron
Dawg which country is MOMMA FROM
america
hollow gale
cool profile picture plasmatic
*d
gentle copper
and momma is an Afro-American?
hollow gale
thank you though :)
wild iron
nah she's mixed
gentle copper
Afro and?
wild iron
german i think
hollow gale
afroman
random lion
imagine being one , coolest life ever
No
gentle copper
Aight then there you go. You're not DIRECTLY from African Descent which could make it so that some other genes got in there and changed it up
hollow gale
i got bad news about that today actually
random hound
third boss is so diff
gentle copper
but get any guy from Cameroon rn his Jaw gon be wide as hell
wild iron
Aight then there you go. You're not DIRECTLY from African Descent which could ma...
well i'm also mixed so prolly
wild iron
but get any guy from Cameroon rn his Jaw gon be wide as hell
Why does it matter though?:
gentle copper
Why does it matter though?:
Why does what matter? Genetics or your Jaw?
hollow gale
either
wild iron
Why does what matter? Genetics or your Jaw?
either
gentle copper
Genetics matter because they determine a lot of your history and physical capabilities/advantages/disadvantages
Your Jaw doesn't matter. We just got here because of a comment @forest falcon made
idle crest
Americans when you ask them what country they're from. (they will do literally anything other than tell you theyre American).
random hound
third boss is impossiblel 2 attempt
wild iron
Americans when you ask them what country they're from. (they will do literally a...
are you french?
idle crest
are you french?
What would make you think I'm French?
wild iron
What would make you think I'm French?
Your username
forest falcon
Genetics matter because they determine a lot of your history and physical capabi...
the disadvantage of being a hairy ape is so cooked in hot climates or during summer
idle crest
Your username
That's german my guy.
wild iron
That's german my guy.
Oh
hollow gale
Americans when you ask them what country they're from. (they will do literally a...
i am american, idk who youve been asking
gentle copper
the disadvantage of being a hairy ape is so cooked in hot climates or during sum...
I mean.. I'm a hairy ape in the middle east 👁️
hollow gale
any american who wont admit they are american isnt american
pearl coral
idle crest
Someone from "West Africa" should know what is or isn't French 😂
gentle copper
any american who wont admit they are american isnt american
Give me a green card and I'll admit I'm American in a heartbeat 💀
wild iron
Americans when you ask them what country they're from. (they will do literally a...
i js told noto so
gentle copper
I don't wanna be Egyptian anymore
restive trench
sam hi sam
forest falcon
I mean.. I'm a hairy ape in the middle east 👁️
i inherrited my fathers hairyness and being prone to acne, worst nightmare
pearl coral
sam hi sam
im im class i have to leave.
gentle copper
Hey sam we had another Mace vs Helmet argument earlier you shoulda been here
restive trench
im im class i have to leave.
ok byee
neat tundra
Americans seeing a foreign name that isn't obviously French or middle eastern.
(We will say it is French or middle eastern as our first guess anyway)
restive trench
true
hollow gale
bro thinks all americans are uncultured
forest falcon
makes for a sick beard growing stat though
idle crest
Americans seeing a foreign name that isn't obviously French or middle eastern. ...
American try to point middle East or France on a map challenge.
hollow gale
smh my head
gentle copper
Americans seeing a foreign name that isn't obviously French or middle eastern. ...
Me who has a Palestinian name that doesn't even sound Middle Eastern because it doesn't have puke-sounding letters 😎
drowsy finch
bro thinks all americans are uncultured
The marica
wild iron
Americans seeing a foreign name that isn't obviously French or middle eastern. ...
it's fine tho
gentle copper
bro thinks all americans are uncultured
yeah man! only 85% of them are!
hollow gale
the average iq in america is like less than 90, so i can understand why these preconceived notions exist
gentle copper
the other 25% is Virginians!
restive trench
nice math
wild iron
So uh, what race are you guys?
idle crest
bro thinks all americans are uncultured
Compared to the rest of the world, yes.
hollow gale
Compared to the rest of the world, yes.
elitist scum
drowsy finch
So uh, what race are you guys?
Khajiit, but I was thinking of starting an imperial run
unreal bay
bro thinks all americans are uncultured
Wait? I never knewwe
gentle copper
So uh, what race are you guys?
Genetics-wise? Couldn't fucking tell you. Culture-wise? I'm Arab unfortunately
gentle copper
cat
wild iron
Genetics-wise? Couldn't fucking tell you. Culture-wise? I'm Arab unfortunately
i'm 0.4% arab are we twins?
idle crest
elitist scum
I'm sorry but I've spoken to enough Americans in my time, it's a stereotype for a reason.
wild iron
Khajiit, but I was thinking of starting an imperial run
interesting
gentle copper
i'm 0.4% arab are we twins?
No I hate being Arab
hollow gale
I'm sorry but I've spoken to enough Americans in my time, it's a stereotype for ...
elitist scum
gentle copper
NO POLOTIK
wild iron
No I hate being Arab
why
gentle copper
why
Being Egyptian has made my life 10x harder in terms of anything I ever want to do lmfao
restive trench
NO POLOTIK
hollow gale
bro changed his name to eggie cause he likes my pfp too much smh my head
gentle copper
bro changed his name to eggie cause he likes my pfp too much smh my head
No I changed my name to Eggie because it was Eggie originally
wild iron
Being Egyptian has made my life 10x harder in terms of anything I ever want to d...
i'm also 1.0% Egyptian we are def twinning
drowsy finch
hollow gale
No I changed my name to Eggie because it was Eggie originally
i kid i kid, youre cool
restive trench
i kid i kid, youre cool
howre u a kid and have a beard smh smh
hollow gale
howre u a kid and have a beard smh smh
this is the iq stat i was talking about
unreal bay
If I were to say my roots, Id be controversial rn
wild iron
If I were to say my roots, Id be controversial rn
say it.
idle crest
howre u a kid and have a beard smh smh
One of my friends had a beard when he was 11. It happens sometimes.
restive trench
this is the iq stat i was talking about
lmao
gentle copper
If I were to say my roots, Id be controversial rn
German, Italian, Russian, and Mongolian
drowsy finch
If I were to say my roots, Id be controversial rn
You’re a tree?
wild iron
German, Italian, Russian, and Mongolian
twin again!
gentle copper
no they're not my roots
restive trench
One of my friends had a beard when he was 11. It happens sometimes.
a full beard or like small facial hair
wild iron
oh
indigo hare
The next person to say something that includes a letter from A-Z is getting timed out
gentle copper
I was making a joke because those are 4 countries with very controversial historical situations
wild iron
The next person to say something that includes a letter from A-Z is getting time...
123444
gentle copper
The next person to say something that includes a letter from A-Z is getting time...
GOD WHY 😩
drowsy finch
I have german and italian in me, and probably some other shit
hollow gale
it was nice knowing you eggie
idle crest
a full beard or like small facial hair
Like enough to be a beard.
indigo hare
You’re all donezo
drowsy finch
But mostly those two
restive trench
The next person to say something that includes a letter from A-Z is getting time...
ºƙ
gentle copper
I had enough to be a beard at around 15
plain scroll
I have german and italian in me, and probably some other shit
Containing 2 whole languages is impressive
hollow gale
You’re all donezo
dumbass said next person, but forgot that its singular
idle crest
I have german and italian in me, and probably some other shit
Welcome to being from European descent.
drowsy finch
You’re all donezo
Next person singular
indigo hare
Next **person** singular
Thank you Rali you’re right
drowsy finch
Containing 2 whole languages is impressive
I eat dictionaries :(
indigo hare
dumbass said next person, but forgot that its singular
Shut up idiot
hollow gale
krill
gentle copper
Welcome to being from European descent.
Considering I'm NORTH Egyptian I probably have like at least 0.5% Italian or Greek in me. That's not enough to save me from being Egyptian though 😔
hollow gale
almost said it
wild iron
I have german and italian in me, and probably some other shit
i'm 29% german, am i accepted in the community?
drowsy finch
Thank you Rali you’re right
I’m always hapby to helpp :)
drowsy finch
i'm 29% german, am i accepted in the community?
Iunno I’m not german
drowsy finch
Welcome to being from European descent.
hooayyy
hollow gale
Shut up idiot
this is the iq stat i was just talking about
restive trench
I eat dictionaries :(
im planning on learning french and german and other languages so that i can platinum english
wild iron
Containing 2 whole languages is impressive
i contain 4-5
gentle copper
I wanna learn Russian
random lion
I don't know why people with low IQs just don't put glasses on.
It gives +1 intelligence 
idle crest
im planning on learning french and german and other languages so that i can plat...
Lol real, final achievement is straight up Latin.
hollow gale
I don't know why people with low IQs just don't put glasses on.
It gives +1 inte...
there arent glasses big enough for moai statues
restive trench
Lol real, final achievement is straight up Latin.
i am thinking of learning it but im too lazy to find a way to learn it
hollow gale
i am thinking of learning it but im too lazy to find a way to learn it
i recommend finding latin texts and doing your own tedious translation work
Genuinely helps a ton
drowsy finch
im planning on learning french and german and other languages so that i can plat...
I’m screwed regardless since I can’t roll my rs </3
gentle copper
restive trench
i recommend finding latin texts and doing your own tedious translation work
yeha idk how
random lion
https://tenor.com/view/drake-notebook-gif-20708336
People just don't know how to min max S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats anymore
restive trench
I’m screwed regardless since I can’t roll my rs </3
rs?
hollow gale
ars
sullen folio
hi
hollow gale
sup dud
random lion
More points in intelligence means more xp, which means more levels, which means more points to put into the other stats.
restive trench
same, i suck at rolling Rs
gentle copper
This girl asked me if I play Half Sword! And I said I love it! I love it of course! My favorite Pollaxe! She said CUCKOLD!!
wild iron
People just don't know how to min max S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats anymore
speed
persistence
Elaborate questioning
cero (grimmjow version)
i don't give a fuck (Negates boss hp)
Already killed you (insta kill any npc or boss one year cooldown)
Luck
random lion
same, i suck at rolling Rs
To be fair they aren't exactly geometrically easy to roll.
hollow gale
To be fair they aren't exactly geometrically easy to roll.
this guy is cool
tender pond
I don't know why people with low IQs just don't put glasses on.
It gives +1 inte...
I used to be amazing at math until I got eye problems and now am comedically bad
hollow gale
i like that guy
gentle copper
There's more than 1 sound of "Rolled R"
restive trench
To be fair they aren't exactly geometrically easy to roll.
just rotate them, -90 degrees they will bounch and roll
random lion
Where's that one gif
gentle copper
It's not just as simple as "Rolling your Rs" the Arab Rolled R is different from the Mexican one
restive trench
yeah im gonna go jump in the abyss of real life bye chatto
idle crest
What people think nerds look like vs what true nerds actually look like.
This is what seperates the nerd from the intelligent man.
wild iron
What people think nerds look like vs what true nerds actually look like.
This ...
big forehead for a big brain
restive trench
big forehead for a big brain
i do have a big forehead and people do call me a nerd though i suck idk why they call me a nerd
wild iron
i do have a big forehead and people do call me a nerd though i suck idk why they...
nerd
restive trench
I AM NOT A NERD !!!
wild iron
nerd
random lion
Nerf
restive trench
legit i suck at most subjects ion even study much idk why they keep calling me nerd 💔
gentle copper
I have tiny forehead which could explain my tiny brain
wild iron
I have tiny forehead which could explain my tiny brain
i have 3 inch forehead
am i tupid?
gentle copper
when and why did you measure it
random lion
legit i suck at most subjects ion even study much idk why they keep calling me n...
"I suck at most subjects, ion even study."
Yeahh... stated the problem and literally put the solution in plain view 😭
wild iron
when and why did you measure it
interested in my size
random lion
Might as well get a spotlight
wild iron
forehead size
gentle copper
aight
that's where I leave and possibly waste the next 2 hours of my day on CK3
toodles
idle crest
There aren't enough madmen in science anymore, it's just nerds who know facts but actually understand them.
can't think beyond what they've read.
wild iron
did you know it only takes a few weeks to get to mars
grand bane
There aren't enough madmen in science anymore, it's just nerds who know facts bu...
Science needs more
-# autism
hollow gale
just got hit by a wave of like 20 friend requests from this server
stay safe yall, bots are wildin
storm halo
+1 (615) 389-8387
random lion
just got hit by a wave of like 20 friend requests from this server
The prophecy
The man with 20 friend requests from bots will be cursed for decades following.
hollow gale
The prophecy
The man with 20 friend requests from bots will be cursed for decade...
ive gotten more, but this time it was just one big wave weirdly enough
grand bane
stay safe yall, bots are wildin
indigo hare
that's where I leave and possibly waste the next 2 hours of my day on CK3
Rookie numbers frfr
random lion
ive gotten more, but this time it was just one big wave weirdly enough
The man with more than 20 friend requests from bots before but not in large waves like this will become John halfsword.
random lion
i dont want to be john halfsword
You will eventually
hollow gale
i love myself the way i am, the way moai hates
wild iron
+1 (615) 389-8387
davidson county clerk?
idle crest
Alot of neurodivergent people could not fathom the idea of a theory that contradicts the scientific model, you need just the right flavor of person whos just mad enough to really delve deeper.
unreal bay
I have dutch, indian and Iranian in me. And other unknown entities
wild iron
I have dutch, indian and Iranian in me. And other unknown entities
how tall are you
unreal bay
Am average
wild iron
5,10?
idle crest
Do the Dutch and Iranian cancel out?
gentle copper
Do the Dutch and Iranian cancel out?
Middle Eastern man here. I'm 6'1" ✋
unreal bay
5.8
unreal bay
Do the Dutch and Iranian cancel out?
So far I checked no
idle crest
Middle Eastern man here. I'm 6'1" ✋
I used to have a friend from Iraq who was about 5'10 and he told me he towered over people there.
indigo hare
I have dutch, indian and Iranian in me. And other unknown entities
I am pretty much just German and French, though mostly German. Family trees are cool. We have ours traced back to the 1500’s. We lived in france up until the 1700’s and then all Germany till now. A lot of death by sickness though. I look forward to dying from tuberculosis
gentle copper
I do indeed tower over some people at 6'1" but I've defo met a good number of Egyptians who are like 6'3" - 6'5". It's not unheard of
unreal bay
Is it not?
gentle copper
Iraqis are more likely to be short because it's war-torn and they were underfed up until recently. That being said my Iraqi friend who lives in Saudi was as tall as me if not taller
unreal bay
Is that below average?
unreal bay
I am pretty much just German and French, though mostly German. Family trees are ...
Damnn
sullen folio
Is that below average?
i think its depends
gentle copper
Middle Eastern genes are very hit & miss. You're either gonna be an absolute warrior or a diabetic
forest falcon
There aren't enough madmen in science anymore, it's just nerds who know facts bu...
can't be a madman when human experimentation is banned 💔
idle crest
Iraqis are more likely to be short because it's war-torn and they were underfed ...
I mean, most of the countries in Asia are quite short, middle East, East Asia, etc.
forest falcon
hi galaxy
wild iron
5.8 is average? 🤔
it depends on what country
unreal bay
Middle Eastern genes are very hit & miss. You're either gonna be an absolute war...
Am blood vfx
gentle copper
W Blood VFX
unreal bay
it depends on what country
In the uk I am tall
idle crest
Average male height in most Asian countries is like 5'5 iirc
unreal bay
In the Netherlands am average
idle crest
In the uk I am tall
Average male height in UK is 5'10
wild iron
i'm 5,9 but i'm still growing prolly
hollow gale
just felt like sharing, im gonna go poop
unreal bay
Average male height in UK is 5'10
I have seen shorter
hollow gale
thanks for hearing me out everyone
unreal bay
thanks for hearing me out everyone
Baned
gentle copper
Average male height in most Asian countries is like 5'5 iirc
I still don't know how they get these Estimates. Because I'm a 6'1" Egyptian and it says Egypt's avg height is 5'7" Even though I legit don't feel that tall compared to other people around me when I visit Egypt 💀
wild iron
Average male height in UK is 5'10
i'm also got british in me
idle crest
I have seen shorter
Well yea that's averages for you, I'm from the UK and I'm 6'5, I've seen taller.
hollow gale
im surprised i havent been banned already ngl
gentle copper
My coach was way taller than me. Both my cousins are slightly taller than me.
woeful locust
just felt like sharing, im gonna go poop
good luck ;)
gentle copper
i'm also got british in me
What DON'T you have in you?
gentle copper
I'll tell you what. Deez nuts
wild iron
What DON'T you have in you?
idk i have over 20 races in me
i gotta big little bloodline
i'm also irish
woeful locust
idk i have over 20 races in me
you physically can't be racist
wild iron
french too
gentle copper
you physically can't be racist
You can defo be racist towards your own race. I'm #1 Example
I hate Egyptians with a passion
ivory fjord
drowsy finch
In the Netherlands am average
9’1?
wild iron
Scandinavian too!@
woeful locust
i think he's fine
wild iron
In the Netherlands am average
netherlands average is 6,1-6,0
idle crest
I'm the perfect height, if I was but an inch taller I'd hit my head on standard 6'6 doorframes.
wild iron
I'm the perfect height, if I was but an inch taller I'd hit my head on standard ...
you're 6,5?
random lion
I'm Average in the netherlands
Sure
wild iron
oh wait you're german so
idle crest
you're 6,5?
Yea
random lion
I'm average in poland
wild iron
thats not odd
idle crest
I'm English not German
idle crest
I guess
idle crest
Blond hair blue eyes, definitely probably germanic.
gentle copper
Sure
Bro won't believe me being average in the Netherlands but he's willing to believe @idle crest being average in Jotunheim
random lion
Bro won't believe me being average in the Netherlands but he's willing to believ...
I believe you.
wild iron
Bro won't believe me being average in the Netherlands but he's willing to believ...
elite ball knowledge
drowsy finch
I can't enter buildings normally
unreal bay
https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-gif-7788470327350770619
I haven't thought of that yet
wild iron
i'm average in america ig?
ivory fjord
got pushe out of an arena by an unarmed and armored willy, in knight tier lol
unreal bay
Willie is the tallest guy
ivory fjord
brother just lightly taps me and i fall back over lol
idle crest
ivory fjord
scooted me over to the fence this way 5 fuckin times xd
random lion
I was going to make a joke about Poland being stereotypically gay when I said "I'm average in poland" and then looked it up and realized I am the average height there lol.
gentle copper
I don't feel like a chad...
woeful locust
pro tip for spear users: gently tap your opponent's neck with back side of the spear, he'll immediately pass out
hollow gale
https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-gif-7788470327350770619
creative mode flight
gentle copper
I just feel normal
wild iron
i'm def gonna be at least 6,3
hollow gale
my poop went good btw everyone
forest falcon
I still don't know how they get these Estimates. Because I'm a 6'1" Egyptian and...
average from a number of test participants
wild iron
all these damn races in me i better be
errant minnow
lucid atlas
lighting is a beauty
idle crest
I was going to make a joke about Poland being stereotypically gay when I said "I...
When you're about to make a country is gay joke but you realise you're from literally anywhere in Europe. 😂
forest falcon
silencing the people who are afraid of houses
wild iron
That's def just halfsword
unreal bay
That's def just halfsword
Nice museum
hollow gale
it’s a real museum I’ve been there
random lion
Did he get vaporized 😭
unkempt zodiac
the half sword museum
wild iron
Nice museum
gloomy urchin
chat i needed to do an old homework i forgor to do but my teacher put A for it ( i did not do jack shit ) do i do homework or say i frogror cuz grade is there in case he asks
forest falcon
chat i needed to do an old homework i forgor to do but my teacher put A for it (...
he can prob retract it
also gonna ruin relations with him
wild iron
chat i needed to do an old homework i forgor to do but my teacher put A for it (...
yk what i do every year?
wild iron
yk what i do every year?
i lock in around may and pass
gloomy urchin
also gonna ruin relations with him
how
random lion
Normalize vaporizing people we don't like
unreal bay
Museammm
wild iron
Normalize vaporizing people we don't like
random lion
https://tenor.com/view/terminator-terminator-robot-looking-flex-cool-robot-gif-1...
Yeah
gloomy urchin
sir this teacher silently put C for the fact i sang national song bad
idle crest
Normalize vaporizing people we don't like
Welcome to weaponized nuclear energy.
unreal bay
odd looking floor
Museum floor
gloomy urchin
sometimes i question why teachers dont retire when they clearly hate everything in their job
unreal bay
french tapstery!!!@!@!
It's just ai art
lucid atlas
praying to god that half sword doesn't actually have clipping on early access
random lion
Welcome to weaponized nuclear energy.
Someone is being racist? Tossed into a reactor.
Someone doesn't like halfsword? Into the reactor.
Someone doesn't want to switch to PC because they think it's insanely expensive? Tossed into a local microcenter.
unreal bay
praying to god that half sword doesn't actually have clipping on early access
Clipping is hs staple design
wild iron
why is he yelling intimately in his face?
lucid atlas
erm it wasnt clipping historically
idle crest
My parents think id be a great teacher but they don't realise how much I dislike children in general.
lucid atlas
so
gloomy urchin
why did he not ask to kiss him
unreal bay
erm it wasnt clipping historically
Willie clipping
random lion
"PC is super expensive, I'm staying on console" people when they discover budget PCs:
gloomy urchin
My parents think id be a great teacher but they don't realise how much I dislike...
do NOT become a teacher
unreal bay
My parents think id be a great teacher but they don't realise how much I dislike...
All the more reason to be one then
woeful locust
"PC is super expensive, I'm staying on console" people when they discover budget...
my pc costs like 120$
wild iron
"PC is super expensive, I'm staying on console" people when they discover budget...
Mfs when they realize a budget pc is 1.4k
limpid prawn
hi galaxy
forest falcon
i think this boy understood that he's dirty
I love how he gets so out of breath too
idle crest
do NOT become a teacher
I've got the self restraint to be nice to kids even if I think they're annoying as hell, it's for my own sanity that I don't won't to do that.
forest falcon
too angry to breathe
unreal bay
I've got the self restraint to be nice to kids even if I think they're annoying ...
UK kids are the most cringe and unpredictable onces. I feel bad for the teachers to be putting up with them lol
random lion
Mfs when they realize a budget pc is 1.4k
Mine costed around $600 - 700 when you calculate the price of all parts at MSRP and not used price.
woeful locust
I love how he gets so out of breath too
i wonder what could possibly this dirty little boy do so wrong
idle crest
I used to run warhammer game nights and children would turn up and they infuriated me.
wild iron
Mine costed around $600 - 700 when you calculate the price of all parts at MSRP ...
whats your gpu
gloomy urchin
chat are these gaps correct
woeful locust
my pc costs like 120$
CPU is intel core i3 2100 if anyone curious
random lion
whats your gpu
GTX 1660S, It can run most games I need it to run just fine.
Except H3VR, that runs horrible 😦
gloomy urchin
ts looks cursed
idle crest
Everything is driven to a halt as soon as people bring their dumb children. Can't have any fun because the children need to be wrangled.
unreal bay
chat are these gaps correct
Fill gaps with willies head
wild iron
GTX 1660S, It can run most games I need it to run just fine.
Except H3VR, that r...
not rtx...?
gloomy urchin
Everything is driven to a halt as soon as people bring their dumb children. Can'...
children are annoying fucks in general
woeful locust
my pc costs like 120$
with monitor btw, without ~50$
idle crest
children are annoying fucks in general
Entire warhammer night just becomes teaching small children how to do basic shit the whole time.
random lion
not rtx...?
No, you know what percentage of people aren't on 2019+ Era hardware?
wild iron
GTX 1660S, It can run most games I need it to run just fine.
Except H3VR, that r...
yk the rtx 4080 is only 1 thowwow now bcz of the 50 series
wooden atlas
with monitor btw, without ~50$
I imagine the CPU is a potato welded to the motherboard.
random lion
It's a decent bit :/
gloomy urchin
i think children should be put into small groups with like 5 children instead of asking 1 person to handle like 30
lofty kindle
idle crest
My pc is from 2019 and it still manages everything fine.
random lion
yk the rtx 4080 is only 1 thowwow now bcz of the 50 series
My GTX 1660 Super costed me a whole $179 🙂
It didn't even require me buying a new PSU like buying a 3060 would make me do.
woeful locust
I imagine the CPU is a potato welded to the motherboard.
it's not a potato, it's glued chip
gloomy urchin
how shit is i3-10105
random lion
how shit is i3-10105
Yes
wild iron
how shit is i3-10105
perchance
wooden atlas
how shit is i3-10105
Indeed.
woeful locust
how shit is i3-10105
better than my i3-2100
carmine bone
Is the mace convo over
woeful locust
a lot better
gloomy urchin
friedrich won
opaque fern
guys i have a really weird confession to make, i geniunely dont wanna sound weird or anything, but whenever i play half sword i get really turned on i dont know why it must be the gore or something? it just happend (im not a person who watches gore i hate it)
carmine bone
friedrich won
Lame
gloomy urchin
guys i have a really weird confession to make, i geniunely dont wanna sound weir...
and why would u want to ask that
random lion
Complete spec sheet for my pc:
GTX 1660S
Ryzen 5 3600
512GB M.2 SSD (Soon to be upgraded :/)
16 GB DDR4 RAM
500W PSU
limpid prawn
beating up knights with hook is quite fun
woeful locust
how shit is i3-10105
it's 2 times faster 😭
opaque fern
and why would u want to ask that
i dont know i was wondering on other peoples oppinions
carmine bone
guys i have a really weird confession to make, i geniunely dont wanna sound weir...
Possibly a sadist
random lion
guys i have a really weird confession to make, i geniunely dont wanna sound weir...
Therapy
wild iron
guys i have a really weird confession to make, i geniunely dont wanna sound weir...
what the fuck gang
opaque fern
Possibly a sadist
whats a sadist
opaque fern
what the fuck gang
dawg i geniunely dont know
carmine bone
whats a sadist
You like seeing people in pain
random lion
People who discriminate against sad people
wild iron
dawg i geniunely dont know
Maybe ou like to see people suffer?
carmine bone
People who discriminate against sad people
I should do that
opaque fern
You like seeing people in pain
oih
opaque fern
Maybe ou like to see people suffer?
ive noticed i get happy or smile when someone gets beat up in front of me but it never really tuend me on before
nor do i like someone causing me pain id beat tf out of them
subtle rock
who fw Wendy's breakfast
random lion
ive noticed i get happy or smile when someone gets beat up in front of me but it...
I would recommend probably stop talking before you get like... cyberbullied.
gloomy urchin
People who discriminate against sad people
is it "stop being depressed" people
opaque fern
I would recommend probably stop talking before you get like... cyberbullied.
no ik it sounds cringe or wtv but in all seriousness
wild iron
no ik it sounds cringe or wtv but in all seriousness
therapy sounds good
opaque fern
im not tryna be like "my eyes turn red and i rage"
its just some weird shit im confused abt
wild iron
therapy
gloomy urchin
whar does therapy do
wild iron
helps
gloomy urchin
how
random lion
is it "stop being depressed" people
"Stop being depressed, you are just pretending for attention. You don't have to pay bills or provide for a family, you have it easy." 
wild iron
i aint finna pay for therapy for thaty sob
You should, that might turn into something serious later on in your life.
Could be the next jeffery dahmer
opaque fern
You should, that might turn into something serious later on in your life.
can it?
opaque fern
Could be the next jeffery dahmer
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gloomy urchin
"Stop being depressed, you are just pretending for attention. You don't have to ...
why are you as a parent whining if you arent a slave
random lion
i aint finna pay for therapy for thaty sob
I've heard some stories of some actual like super cool therapists.
Like people you'd want to hang out with.
wild iron
how would you feel if your mom died right now?
random lion
im not weird or anything irl
Everyone's weird in their own way.
Some more than others
opaque fern
how would you feel if your mom died right now?
id cry
random lion
what if she got hospitalized
He'd cry
opaque fern
what if she got hospitalized
id go visit and spend time with her
gloomy urchin
what if she got hospitalized
ion think examples with someone close to them work that well
carmine bone
What’d you think he was gonna say 😭
gloomy urchin
id go visit and spend time with her
how would u feel about finding a dead body
random lion
aigh so ur not like a psychopath or shit
I don't think you, a stranger on the internet, someone without a degree on this, should be diagnosing him 
carmine bone
how would u feel about finding a dead body
Question: are they hot though
unkempt zodiac
random lion
Question: are they hot though
No, they are quite ugly.
limpid prawn
im a fan of using the billhook to force willie to trip
vague tinsel
Question: are they hot though
opaque fern
how would u feel about finding a dead body
uh id probably get freaked out and call the police
carmine bone
No, they are quite ugly.
I’ll let the cops deal with em, not worth my time 🙄
wild iron
I don't think you, a stranger on the internet, someone without a degree on this,...
without a degree?
bitch im certified
gloomy urchin
without a degree?
cant argue that
ivory fjord
oh sweet, got the ultimate challenge now
random lion
without a degree?
Thank you for showing up therapist chimp.
wooden atlas
I’ll let the cops deal with em, not worth my time 🙄
...What would you do if they were hot?
carmine bone
without a degree?
Dr Pan troglodytes?!?
carmine bone
...What would you do if they were hot?
Set them aflame and jump around the campfire in a ritualistic manner
As any human does…??
gloomy urchin
uh id probably get freaked out and call the police
can u tell what makes u happy when u see someone getting beaten up or its just uncontrollable joy
vague tinsel
Set them aflame and jump around the campfire in a ritualistic manner
Good answer.
wooden atlas
Set them aflame and jump around the campfire in a ritualistic manner
Ah, i see. I would do the same TBH.
opaque fern
I don't think you, a stranger on the internet, someone without a degree on this,...
doesnt hurt
random lion
...What would you do if they were hot?
Probably not touch them, they'd burn me.
wild iron
id go visit and spend time with her
Nothings wrong with you most likely, you don't act irregular, perhaps your just attracted to willies fine ass.
diagnostic over
carmine bone
I think you just like playing Halfsword
idle crest
I don't think you, a stranger on the internet, someone without a degree on this,...
Well that's the thing with diagnosis, he literally can't and his words cannot be treated like a diagnosis so it doesn't really matter.
random lion
Nothings wrong with you most likely, you don't act irregular, perhaps your just ...
And there's nothing wrong with that
We accept you
opaque fern
can u tell what makes u happy when u see someone getting beaten up or its just u...
like idk i dont feel bad unless its someone close to me, i mean it depends, if my mom is beating up my brother id probably laugh, but its mostly a thing that just joys me when i see someone do something and get told off for it ig
opaque fern
Nothings wrong with you most likely, you don't act irregular, perhaps your just ...
THATS CVRAZY EANSOIFPBNEWARUOPIFGBNRWE
gloomy urchin
ok so u like people getting punished
opaque fern
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
opaque fern
ok so u like people getting punished
yeah but its so fucking wweird and different bro how tf is some game turning me on that shit is not ok
wild iron
THATS CVRAZY EANSOIFPBNEWARUOPIFGBNRWE
tweaker
unkempt zodiac
guys go to the #public-therapy channel
limpid prawn
guys i have a really weird confession to make, i geniunely dont wanna sound weir...
is it because in halfsword you are the one causing the pain?
gloomy urchin
yeah but its so fucking wweird and different bro how tf is some game turning me...
played people playground and had same thing sometimes
random lion
like idk i dont feel bad unless its someone close to me, i mean it depends, if ...
I don't think it's bad to not feel bad about something bad happening to people who aren't close to you.
That's called being desensitized, which is an unfortunate effect of the internet's degenerate activities.
wooden atlas
guys go to the #public-therapy channel
That doesn't exist.
opaque fern
played people playground and had same thing sometimes
ppg didnt happen to me
unreal bay
ok so u like people getting punished
gloomy urchin
That doesn't exist.
yes it does are you stupid
limpid prawn
played people playground and had same thing sometimes
ivory fjord
I don't think it's bad to not feel bad about something bad happening to people w...
yeah naw this is normal for most kids these days
unkempt zodiac
That doesn't exist.
not yet
idle crest
yeah but its so fucking wweird and different bro how tf is some game turning me...
It's cus willy has so much cake.
ivory fjord
couldnt ever wrap my head round it
limpid prawn
ppg didnt happen to me
play it it slaps
opaque fern
It's cus willy has so much cake.
nah it aint that
wooden atlas
yes it does are you stupid
Yes 
wild iron
peak geforce
gloomy urchin
since when resizing doesnt cause body to fall apart from slightest fall
wooden atlas
Yes <:steamhappy:1289342995321061426>
I am.
random lion
yeah naw this is normal for most kids these days
It's normal for everyone exposed to graphic conter or tragic news on the regular. not exclusively children
limpid prawn
since when resizing doesnt cause body to fall apart from slightest fall
lol
wild iron
I don't think it's bad to not feel bad about something bad happening to people w...
is he talking rn?
hollow gale
I don't think it's bad to not feel bad about something bad happening to people w...
i agree
random lion
The news also does doesn't help desensitization lol.
So many negative stories on the regular with very few positive news.
"No one talks about the hundreds of thousands of planes that made it to their destination safely today, only the one that didn't." - someone, I dont remember his name.
idle crest
nah it aint that
It's the gore right?
hollow gale
I think knowledge is a burden the same way it could be the key to enlightenment.
opaque fern
Yh
carmine bone
Everyone who plays Halfsword is definitely completely desensitized
Also why in this server did I see three freaky things… I’ve only been on for a while
random lion
Everyone who plays Halfsword is definitely completely desensitized
Yeah...
ivory fjord
faster kicking is an insane perk lol
random lion
Regular exposure to gore is pretty unhealthy for the brain
cloud fjord
Got a random person from this server tryna sell ai art to me in DMs while supporting their mother dying of brain and lung and bone cancer
unreal bay
Only 3???
keen wagon
Got a random person from this server tryna sell ai art to me in DMs while suppor...
crazy combo
ivory fjord
Got a random person from this server tryna sell ai art to me in DMs while suppor...
yeah tahts an ai agent trying to phish ur info
cloud fjord
yeah tahts an ai agent trying to phish ur info
Yeah it’s funny lwk
ivory fjord
funny until they never leave you alone anymore cuz they know youre a real person behind the account
cloud fjord
Everything rhymes with grug
indigo hare
Artists on discord aren’t real!
meager charmBOT
- Paulo Coelho```testicular twist.
unreal bay
Artists on discord aren’t real!
Am an artist
wild iron
doesn't rhyme!
cloud fjord
testicular twist.
Rhymes with grug
carmine bone
Some individual said they went under a table and sniffed a girl’s feet and are probably going to jail or some shit. It was a whole paragraph of shit, you cannot make this up 😭
cloud fjord
doesn't rhyme!
Gunna hit you with a large rock
wooden atlas
Am an artist
Then you aren't real.
idle crest
Regular exposure to gore is pretty unhealthy for the brain
Speaking from experience it's genuinely incredibly fucking corruptive.
wild iron
Gunna hit you with a large rock
gunna is a snitch
cloud fjord
yeah tahts an ai agent trying to phish ur info
Oh dear oh my I gave them all my info in exchange for a picture of grug smoking a blunt with kazuma kiryu
carmine bone
Willie is a pretty pretty princess
ivory fjord
Speaking from experience it's genuinely incredibly fucking corruptive.
a big reason why it took me so long to get this game cuz i didnt like the violence
cloud fjord
my perms..!?
Your perms are forfeit
idle crest
a big reason why it took me so long to get this game cuz i didnt like the violen...
I'm talking about the opposite issue.
indigo hare
Am an artist
I always knew you weren’t real
ivory fjord
I'm talking about the opposite issue.
as in too much is no good?
wooden atlas
That man is about to combust.
quick delta
hello again. any ideas on how to change faction?
wild iron
workout of pue agony
unreal bay
Then you aren't real.
I am selling art by Banksy for 40k
forest falcon
hello again. any ideas on how to change faction?
restarting
quick delta
still have no idea how to reset progress, dying/reinstall/second account wont help
quick delta
restarting
how
unreal bay
I always knew you weren’t real
Beebeeepoopp
forest falcon
delete save files
idle crest
as in too much is no good?
Look Im talkin about liking that shit.
quick delta
delete save files
where they are
gloomy urchin
what a scam
cloud fjord
It’s so over 🥀
wild iron
It’s so over 🥀
hmmmmm somethings off but what?
forest falcon
where they are
cloud fjord
forest falcon
wild iron
send the whole convo!
cloud fjord
send the whole convo!
Will dm to you dawg
gloomy urchin
send an ip grabber
wild iron
send an ip grabber
You do realize ip grabbers aren't accurate?
gloomy urchin
accurate enough
wild iron
why does that look like fucking god of war?
indigo hare
indigo hare
thx bro i`ve been asking for it for about two weeks
Mfw it’s pinned
ivory fjord
You do realize ip grabbers aren't accurate?
better question is do you think the other guy knows better
random lion
Speaking from experience it's genuinely incredibly fucking corruptive.
Very
Regular exposure to gore is also unhealthy for the brain if the gore in question is your brain 😦
carmine bone
It’s so over 🥀
Yep, that’s a real one
ivory fjord
Mfw it’s pinned
people really dont know how discord works huh
wooden atlas
Regular exposure to gore is also unhealthy for the brain if the gore in question...
In fact, that is quite lethal.
random lion
Who up enhancing half of their sword?
wooden atlas
Who up enhancing half of their sword?
I enhance a quarter of my sword.
random lion
Use the grid more often, if you look into what the rule of thirds is it'll help.
I personally use a tight focal length in a lot of my halfsword screenshots, I think even too much
indigo hare
No
drowsy finch
creative mode flight
random lion
Here's a few of my personal favorites I've taken.
indigo hare
Here's a few of my personal favorites I've taken.
Good stuff
random lion
Correct, there's zero actual hard set rules in photography.
Just guidelines and sciences you can follow to enhance pictures, which can be broken to convey a message or feeling 🙂
limpid prawn
Good stuff
hi easter
limpid prawn
you fucking pebble
indigo hare
Erm you can’t say that I’m a discord moderator, I’ll put my fedora on and power trip
random lion
Correct, there's zero actual hard set rules in photography.
Just guidelines and ...
Example:
For any of you that know what leading lines are in photography and videography, there are films that break them in some scenes to portray confusion meaning the viewer won't know where to look.
carmine bone
Axes are the best istg
indigo hare
Axes are the best istg
No, you are
random lion
Axes are the best istg
2 handed axes, 2 handed swords, and Voulges or whagever are my favorite.
limpid prawn
Axes are the best istg
billhook
hollow gale
discord moderator
ivory fjord
luv me some billyhook
plain scroll
2 handed mace best
indigo hare
https://tenor.com/view/gumball-discord-mod-gif-22325292
No fedora? Poser ass
limpid prawn
luv me some billyhook
they are simply the best weapon
wild iron
guys i think im cooked...
plain scroll
No fedora? Poser ass
It fell on the floor and I can't reach it
limpid prawn
if you halfsword the hook, and use the back half you can make willie fall over
ivory fjord
they are simply the best weapon
better than spears at least 😛
carmine bone
All poleaxes are the best weapons istg
limpid prawn
put behind his head/legs and pull super hard and like half the time he trips
cloud fjord
they are simply the best weapon
Knife better
random lion
The best dual wielding combo
hollow gale
polearms are too easy to use
limpid prawn
polearms are too easy to use
i love em
carmine bone
polearms are too easy to use
Yeah… that’s probably why I love em (I’m really bad at the game probably)
hollow gale
they are good, but also easy to use
limpid prawn
i wanna get good at spear at some point but im addicted to my hook rn
limpid prawn
Yeah… that’s probably why I love em (I’m really bad at the game probably)
i love toying with willie and the billhook gives me so much range to do it
random lion
they are good, but also easy to use
They are quite OP, even more so IRL.
carmine bone
I need to learn how to use the scythe to hook weapons
limpid prawn
my fights last several minutes and most of it is just me tripping him and calling him a cuckold 💀
cloud fjord
I need to learn how to use the scythe to hook weapons
How do u even get the sythe
hollow gale
Yeah… that’s probably why I love em (I’m really bad at the game probably)
as easy as they are. Getting the billhook against someone’s neck and halfswording it gets such a satisfying hook
limpid prawn
as easy as they are. Getting the billhook against someone’s neck and halfswordin...
the twirls are also fun
hollow gale
They are quite OP, even more so IRL.
super op super easy to use frfr
carmine bone
They are quite OP, even more so IRL.
IRL, they sometimes had the tip cut off, wish I could do that
I want the zweihander NOW
random lion
I need to learn how to use the scythe to hook weapons
Hooking weapons is so fun, I used a pitchfork the trap a champion's scythe to the ground and kicked him over.
limpid prawn
Hooking weapons is so fun, I used a pitchfork the trap a champion's scythe to th...
pretty much nothing beats the feeling of ripping willie's neck out with a good hook
ivory fjord
if u beat the ultimate challenge you can redo it right, or does it just change into baron mode?
carmine bone
Hooking weapons is so fun, I used a pitchfork the trap a champion's scythe to th...
I need help fighting the Baron guys, how do I survive… I don’t heal after I kill enemies 😭
random lion
i would love to see procedural weapon/armor damage
Imagine striking a dude with a spears handle and it snaps.
limpid prawn
I need help fighting the Baron guys, how do I survive… I don’t heal after I kill...
keep distance as much as you can and try to grab a polearm when you see one
carmine bone
Imagine striking a dude with a spears handle and it snaps.
I’d literally end myself right then and there
limpid prawn
longer is better just kite them as much as you can
random lion
What's that? Didn't hit him with the end? Get better snap
carmine bone
keep distance as much as you can and try to grab a polearm when you see one
But I have to FIGHT the pole arms…
limpid prawn
you can do it i have faith in you
indigo hare
I need help fighting the Baron guys, how do I survive… I don’t heal after I kill...
Focus, commitment, and sheer fuckin will
forest falcon
carmine bone
And when they put me against a pitch fork with a knife, I want to CRY
indigo hare
And when they put me against a pitch fork with a knife, I want to CRY
But that’s like the most fun challenges. I love knife vs bigger weapon
limpid prawn
And when they put me against a pitch fork with a knife, I want to CRY
oh you can do that stay out of range and keep moving sideways like youa re trying to get around him, when he stabs he will likely miss at which point you run in, grab and then just stab the fuck out of him
carmine bone
Yeah true… it’s still so fun even when I lose
limpid prawn
just go to town on his torso
carmine bone
oh you can do that stay out of range and keep moving sideways like youa re tryin...
Yeah I try that, might not be quick enough rn though.
wild iron
The best dual wielding combo
what the fuck are you training for
carmine bone
I’ll figure it out though! It’s been so fun playing
limpid prawn
hold shift, will make it much easier to dodge attacks :)
random lion
what the fuck are you training for
Dual wielding
limpid prawn
shift key is best key
carmine bone
hold shift, will make it much easier to dodge attacks :)
Yep, got that from that one guy
That one sword guy…
lofty kindle
shift key is best key
When use properly!
forest falcon
cloud fjord
Big news me and @wild iron are dating
idle crest
Happened to me and I ended up really liking it later on. Terrible stuff, km glad I got my moral compass working again.
limpid prawn
Yep, got that from that one guy
you got this just be afraid of their weapons and attack only when you see a good opportunity
cloud fjord
https://tenor.com/view/jake-paul-gif-24186886
Ok twink
carmine bone
you got this just be afraid of their weapons and attack only when you see a good...
Alr
limpid prawn
When use properly!
unless you are like runnin around in full plate its not much of an issue 💀
random lion
Only thing more satisfying for me in half sword than parrying and blocking multiple attacks in a row is beating a opponent when I should've been incapacitated long ago.
I am on the left, and somehow won.
cloud fjord
https://tenor.com/view/kicks-gif-25899123
Don’t be hating when you be barking like a dog when I do a silly little guy dance
carmine bone
Winning with one arm broken is the best
wild iron
Don’t be hating when you be barking like a dog when I do a silly little guy danc...
enough of your yap
carmine bone
But when you break your arm with a pole arm… 
random lion
Winning with one arm broken is the best
The inwilleable Willie spirit.
cloud fjord
This game should have deep deep lore
Like there was a genghas Kahn like mf that had a lot of kids that were all willie
And they’re all fighting to be king willie
random lion
This game should have deep deep lore
Willie clones fighting each other to become the grandmaster Willie.
To become grandmaster shows how good you are at beating willies.
ivory fjord
tsar willie
lofty kindle
This game should have deep deep lore
There is lore, but it will not be too deep. Historical context only gives so much wiggle room in this regard.
cloud fjord
Have their dad be called like grandmaster dihh or smthn
cloud fjord
There is lore, but it will not be too deep. Historical context only gives so muc...
It makes sense to trust
random lion
Have their dad be called like grandmaster dihh or smthn
We are killing @cloud fjord right?
wild iron
There is lore, but it will not be too deep. Historical context only gives so muc...
bot halls
forest falcon
big sword
cloud fjord
We are killing <@816005992382595113> right?
Try it bisexual bird boy I’ll throw a rock at you
random lion
Try it bisexual bird boy I’ll throw a rock at you
lofty kindle
bot halls, if you say it right but holes.
lol You could just say Buttholes.
random lion
Stop talking about buttholes in the half bored dissword 😦
cloud fjord
lol You could just say Buttholes.
Isn’t that a bit inappropriate
lofty kindle
Isn’t that a bit inappropriate
Depends on context.
cloud fjord
Depends on context.
So there’s
Buttholes 😂
And
Buttholes 🤤
hollow gale
Imagine striking a dude with a spears handle and it snaps.
Imagine holding an enemy’s polearm down and stomping on it to break it in twain
wild iron
Obi wan is that you?
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND ANAKIN!
random lion
Imagine holding an enemy’s polearm down and stomping on it to break it in twain
Mark Twain
cloud fjord
Imagine holding an enemy’s polearm down and stomping on it to break it in twain
Or sum sekiro type shi where you stop it and stab them
hollow gale
Or sum sekiro type shi where you stop it and stab them
you talk like your pfp would. For that i commend you 🫡
random lion
I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND ANAKIN!
A person dressed in beige, fighting a red opponent with a larger sword, and cutting him in half rings a bell
ivory fjord
the context of this chat very quickly fell apart
cloud fjord
you talk like your pfp would. For that i commend you 🫡
YN Grug
lofty kindle
So there’s
Buttholes 😂
And
Buttholes 🤤
hollow gale
the context of this chat very quickly fell apart
when you can’t flow naturally with conversation smh my head (I’m joking i don’t hate you sheesh)
cloud fjord
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1045629304609964046/1357577549378748466/I...
God forbid a freakalicious caveman tries to learn social cues
hollow gale
Mark Twain
oh yeah my bad, snap it in mark twain
random lion
oh yeah my bad, snap it in mark twain
Thrown into a ditch
sullen folio
cloud fjord
You know what else rhymes with grug
hollow gale
As much as I’d love to show the newbies the muscleman voice I’m sick rn