general-catfish-🐱🐟

[astral ether]

You’re right, my bad

[raven ore]

https://tenor.com/view/yoll-eagle-owl-yoll-nika-nika-zubra-banana-gif-25434615

[spark quartz]

Happy mothers day @indigo hare

[gusty geode]

mothers day was like 2 months ago

[raven ore]

mothers day was a year ago

[drowsy finch]

fun gameplay

@cobalt shoal :3

[cobalt shoal]

...That's it?

[drowsy finch]

Yeah! :D

[cobalt shoal]

Well, I am certainly pleased.

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-gif-22212681

[plush harness]

we need more dishes from Curye on Inglysch in the early access!

Willie needs to eat mortreux of fisch.

[drowsy finch]

bro died to one zomboid :(

[quiet sun]

hey guys

you seen that game misery?

[worldly vapor]

STALKER!! STALKER!!

[quiet sun]

like lethal and STALKER and Plants vs Zomboid had a baby

[worldly vapor]

ok why is it plants vs zombies too

[quiet sun]

I got into the closed testing

[quiet sun]

Cuz you build up a base and defend it with mutated crops that kill enemies raiding you

[worldly vapor]

WHAT

[astral ether]

Oh shit, you want to know a game I’m REALLY looking forward to? Beta Decay

That looks awesome

[worldly vapor]

Stalker but minecraft

[quiet sun]

Beautiful Light has my eye

[astral ether]

Eh idk about minecraft, it’s just got low poly

[worldly vapor]

Stalker but lethal company

[astral ether]

And can’t say I’ve heard of it, but I’ll check it out

[quiet sun]

Legit this is what the game is

Misery is gonna be another smash REPO/Lethal hit when it drops

[astral ether]

I will say I fucking love S.T.A.L.K.E.R

[quiet sun]

@dim lion found your next main squeeze duder

[astral ether]

Played every game in the series

Even clear sky, though I finished that one out of spite

[quiet sun]

I really gotta get into the series proper, but I've played a bit of Anomaly

[worldly vapor]

wait this is just armored core if it was cruelty squad actually

[unreal bay]

The last of us, switch version

[astral ether]

[worldly vapor]

clear sky is my favorite one though..

[astral ether]

Anomaly is good fun, but it’s got a lot more tarkov than the actual series does

[astral ether]

Hey man, if you enjoyed clear sky then I’m happy for you lol

The bleed was horrendous though lmao

[wild iron]

willie gazing into his eye intimately

[quiet sun]

yeah for sure

[worldly vapor]

but radiation was reduced so that just means all the danger lies in skill issue

i was clearing bandit camps in swamp like I was Strelok

[astral ether]

Fair, I just wasn’t a fan of the changes in clear sky

I will say though clear sky has my favorite maps

[shell lichen]

FAREWELL, FRIEND.

[wild iron]

willie and his pet

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/long-tears-gif-11087877242190144149

[shell lichen]

Like watching the lion king for the first time

[scarlet creek]

the ultimate challenge is the biggest bullshit of all time bro

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-gif-7931397507241457912

[still cove]

Real.

[still cove]

Good lord.

[dim lion]

What?

Confuse

[quiet sun]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2119830/MISERY/

Steam

MISERY

After the nuclear catastrophe, your bunker became the last safe haven. Each day brings a struggle for resources, defense against enemies, and exploration of a world where every new area holds fresh dangers. Collect antenna parts to send a distress signal - but remember, when night falls, the world turns lethally dangerous.

The Beginning…

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[dim lion]

Will watch soon... Am streaming

[quiet sun]

They're doin closed testing you can apply for on their discord. Shit's like Lethal Company meets Rust meets Plants vs Zombies meets STALKER

Shit fucks

[astral ether]

Me who’s done it twice

[drowsy finch]

Is he stupid?

[cobalt shoal]

Precisely.

[scarlet creek]

you can't tell me this isn't painful

[cobalt shoal]

Literally the easiest win ever bro

[scarlet creek]

the other guy has full armor

[cobalt shoal]

Right click

Stick it in his neck

[still cove]

What is this ReShade? 🤢

[astral ether]

No I think he's just being polite. He had no obligation to knock on the door but he was anyways

[wild iron]

thats an easy dub

[astral ether]

it's difficult, yeah

[cobalt shoal]

That's what I'm saying

[astral ether]

but I still did it twice

[wild iron]

ah my man television.

[scarlet creek]

I'm experimenting with it atm

[wild iron]

hes going for the ink machine look

[scarlet creek]

Here I changed it a bit to look less crappy

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/batim-bendy-baby-bendy-bendy-and-the-ink-machine-bendy-and-the-ink-machine2-gif-27049058

[scarlet creek]

it looks better here

[worldly vapor]

its actuall kinda cool

[still cove]

Please cease this madness.

[scarlet creek]

nah I need to make my game look dark and griddy

[still cove]

Griddy?

[cobalt shoal]

Why the fuck did you deep fry your game

[scarlet creek]

oh and it has motion blur too

[cobalt shoal]

EW

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/nikocado-avocado-griddy-nikocado-avocado-nikocado-avocado-griddy-gif-27024593

[scarlet creek]

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1371171121096954059/Screenshot_2160.gif

[still cove]

Motion blur can be nice.

[wild iron]

what can i even do wit 2m on gta tbh

[worldly vapor]

put it in stocks

[scarlet creek]

because I like things a bit ugly

[cobalt shoal]

Depends. Story mode, or online?

[wild iron]

online bluh

[cobalt shoal]

Yeah, you're broke

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-oh-no-gameplay-video-game-cj-gif-17762166

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-discord-bot-hot-melting-gif-15284527

[cobalt shoal]

Fish

[wild iron]

38m on cars, i think i'm an addict

[worldly vapor]

i forgot about this from like 5 years ago

[worldly vapor]

put it in stocks

[scarlet creek]

bruh it recorded the music

😭

[cobalt shoal]

Holy ass

[wild iron]

as in crates and stuff?

[scarlet creek]

no one can know I was listening to that

[worldly vapor]

gta 5 online be like:

one 1980s car half working is 4 million dollars

(the game sucks)

[wild iron]

fellow gta player?

[worldly vapor]

i once talked to a griefer on there so sternly I actually made him quit the game

[wild iron]

back in 2017 i met a level 8 thousand, and i only found out recently it was a modder

[cobalt shoal]

Oh man, I miss modding on GTA Online

That shit was so fun

[wild iron]

i shoulda asked him for a quick 20 mill

[drowsy finch]

He;s so silly, I like this one :)

[cobalt shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/481831073249230858/1036919657459896420/tt5ie6oex3n71.gif

[wild iron]

what does yall garages look like

[wild iron]

how do you mod?

[scarlet creek]

(quality downgraded so discord allows me to upload) here is how the eye torture plays

[wild iron]

dawg, it gets to a point

[gloomy urchin]

goob morning

anime

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[scarlet creek]

MXAO + mesh edges + bilateral comic + comic

and some other bullshit

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/beomkyuta-cachorro-rindo-dog-laughing-gif-20922220

[worldly vapor]

does the sword swinging feel bad to you also rn

[cobalt shoal]

You just download a menu or something

[wild iron]

I hope you realize your shades are that of pure nefarious settings

[worldly vapor]

mine only has like spaghetti and burgers and shit on it?

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-notebook-gif-20708336

[scarlet creek]

I know and this is how it looks at high

[cobalt shoal]

You're welcome

[astral ether]

owl! :D

[scarlet creek]

yes but that's because I have an office mouse since I broke my gaming one

[worldly vapor]

howd u break your gaming mousie

[wild iron]

https://tenor.com/view/alejandro9ix-gif-13711685647150536594

[scarlet creek]

Guys but it's not that ugly 🤔

[wild iron]

does it get any worse?!?

[subtle rock]

poop12

[scarlet creek]

by clicking

[wild iron]

holy shit

[wild iron]

You just reminded me of my old roblox password

[astral ether]

owls truly are the birds of all time

i enjoy them greatly

[cobalt shoal]

So spooky, yet so cute

[astral ether]

https://tenor.com/view/what's-this-barn-owl-robert-e-fuller-what's-here-this-is-unfamiliar-gif-17821474186565185401

apple slice :)

[subtle rock]

bro password poop12

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/876991025657303091/1282075707144409119/caption.gif

[cobalt shoal]

Why did you eat it

Idot

[gloomy urchin]

its lying on the left

[scarlet creek]

caus I thught it was rial maus

[cobalt shoal]

Shush

[gloomy urchin]

ok fair

[cobalt shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1093243464365383752/1202399662317904071/attachment-8.gif

[scarlet creek]

seriously how am I supposed to beat them when my sword is dull af

[gloomy urchin]

it aint dull irs ur skill issue

[worldly vapor]

turn gore up max it makes it sharper

[cobalt shoal]

Can't

[scarlet creek]

no bro when I say it's dull it's because it's dull trust me

[gloomy urchin]

nuhuh

[scarlet creek]

they have gambeson and are way more durable than me

🤒

[prisma hound]

hi chat

[scarlet creek]

they aren't even human

they are a product of the baron's necromancy

[gloomy urchin]

get out

[prisma hound]

I touch the baron

[scarlet creek]

They're reinforced with black magic

[prisma hound]

its almost 4am no

[scarlet creek]

mf shielders won't leave me alone

[cobalt shoal]

This is extremely hot

[scarlet creek]

I know right imagine he just devoured you

[cobalt shoal]

Holy

[prisma hound]

willie vore in the big 25

sob

[cobalt shoal]

Laugh

[scarlet creek]

Bro I wish I was a girl

[cobalt shoal]

Dude, it's 2025.

[scarlet creek]

[cobalt shoal]

You can literally be whatever you want

Go for it

[scarlet creek]

But I wish I was born a girl

[cobalt shoal]

How come?

[scarlet creek]

[drowsy finch]

twinsies

[cobalt shoal]

I'm pretty content with being a manly man

[scarlet creek]

I'm not transgender nor have gender dysphoria or anything I just wish I was born a girl

So yeah I'm happy being a guy but I would like to have been born a girl

[drowsy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1276138220014407752/uni_fnaf.gif

[scarlet creek]

[cobalt shoal]

Ah, I see.

[drowsy finch]

Same but guess who's going to get gender affirming care anyways

B)

[scarlet creek]

That's too scary for me

Because imagine I regret

[drowsy finch]

Do whatever you want buddy boy

I'm just doing what I wanna do

[cobalt shoal]

Peak

[drowsy finch]

it just sounded like a similar situation is alll

[scarlet creek]

Anyways guys how tf do I beat shielders with my dull ass sword

🤒

[gloomy urchin]

u dont

[astral ether]

honestly, I'm glad that people are able to get gender affirming care, should they need it

[ivory fjord]

Borb

[gloomy urchin]

hmm
femboys.

[cobalt shoal]

Where?

[raven ore]

this is pretty flippin cool....

[scarlet creek]

I mean I dont want to look too masculine but I want to act masculine at the same time

[cobalt shoal]

Try running track

I'm extremely skinny, but I still look pretty masculine

[gloomy urchin]

u want to be both smigma and cute patootie

[scarlet creek]

[gloomy urchin]

i have no clue what is that

[scarlet creek]

Ignore it

[cobalt shoal]

I get it

[gloomy urchin]

who doesnt

[scarlet creek]

That's what girls like ig

[gloomy urchin]

just be a femboy

[cobalt shoal]

Just do what you like, not what others like

[scarlet creek]

Max height for a femboy is 5'7" buddy

[gloomy urchin]

says who

[cobalt shoal]

Me

[scarlet creek]

Me

[gloomy urchin]

i allow any height
there

[scarlet creek]

True

Which means I'll keep deep frying my half sword

Until my pc is the one that gets deep fried

[gloomy urchin]

samsung

[cobalt shoal]

We support you king

[ivory fjord]

Clean ur damn key board smh

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-twd-rick-grimes-dance-gif-8918224923257704013

[scarlet creek]

I dont live here

It's my grandma house

[ivory fjord]

That's EVEN WORSE

Tell Grandma to clean her damn keyboard

[gloomy urchin]

protein bars are way tastier than sweets change my mind

[scarlet creek]

But it's my bedroom

[ivory fjord]

[scarlet creek]

Zesty ass door

That's my mom name just in case)))

[gloomy urchin]

pechu

[ivory fjord]

Clean that keyboard or I'ma lace ur Albuterol with cayenne pepper

[scarlet creek]

never

[gloomy urchin]

weird ass name

[scarlet creek]

it says nery

[ivory fjord]

Enjoy your trip to meeting GOD

[scarlet creek]

I'm on my way already

[stable palm]

from what I have gathered so far...

[scarlet creek]

i can barely breathe and my inhaler apparently ran out of salbutamol

[stable palm]

there is an 🥚 here

[scarlet creek]

or albuterol or however you call it

[scarlet creek]

what does that mean

[gloomy urchin]

oh i thought its slavic lang

[cobalt shoal]

albuquerque

[drowsy finch]

chickens from project zomboid...

[stable palm]

oh right, I forgot they added animals

I play build 41 still cuz it has fallout mods

[astral ether]

did they add smithing yet or nah

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-dog-zomboid-suspicious-gif-10712400350108666363

This happened south of riverside btw :3

[drowsy finch]

Yepper Depper !!

[gloomy urchin]

sob

skin walker

[ivory fjord]

pov your only surviving companion is a furry

[drowsy finch]

Oh it... ITS LITERALLY ME !!!

[astral ether]

oh awesome lol

[cobalt shoal]

If my surviving companion can shoot a gun then I don't care

[drowsy finch]

God made me to hurt zombies :)

[ivory fjord]

a good outlook

[stable palm]

basically, a trans meme, but don't take it to heart. basically, it refers to how a trans person doesn't realize they're trans, yet supposedly shows all the signs of being trans. A common example being, "I'm fine being (current gender), I just wish I was born (different gender/sex)."

[scarlet creek]

my parents wouldn't like that

[ivory fjord]

your parents sound like well traveled folk then

[scarlet creek]

my dad even used to think I was gay and started to threat my mom badly because he thought it was her fault or something like that

(I'm not gay)

[astral ether]

I'm sorry to hear that

that your dad was like that, not that you're not gay

[ivory fjord]

am glad my parents werent like that

love shouldnt be conditional

[astral ether]

agreed

[drowsy finch]

cat's eyes is soooooooooooooooooooooooo peak :)

[cobalt shoal]

Who cares. You should be able to think for yourself.

[astral ether]

I still haven't told my dad I'm bi, not even because it's like he would disapprove, it'd just be an awkward as hell conversation I don't care to go through

[cobalt shoal]

I hate that we're all stuck in a world, where we have to change to appeal to others. I just wanna appeal to myself

[astral ether]

same

[drowsy finch]

My parents dont get to know that I'm their daughter until I can cut them off or just start the transitioning process

[astral ether]

I'm very sorry to hear that :(

[astral ether]

to a degree I do stay true to myself because I yap about whatever (hyperfixations go wheeeee) but yeah I've also unintentionally pushed people away because I just get really excited to share stuff

and it can be overbearing to people

[ivory fjord]

lol at the same time, you family is who you choose to be family

blood dont mean shit if you gotta let out your own just to be close to them

[astral ether]

TRUE

[runic star]

indeed

[drowsy finch]

My family is my machete and AWESOME police car :3

[astral ether]

at the same time I've had bad experiences with found family, at least somewhat recently

[rancid reef]

EPIC

[astral ether]

lmao poor timing

[shy nymph]

how do you download the tech demo

[stable palm]

hopefully you can find someone who loves that about you, like the history facts guy who has a black wife who has an ultra-modded sims 4 save where, apparently, he's constantly Mpregged

[scarlet creek]

I remember when my mom told my dad I was autistic and he told her it was just a part of puberty lol

[shy nymph]

it wont let me

[astral ether]

LMFAO

[ivory fjord]

was it the diagnosis? XD

[astral ether]

that's a hell of a comparison

[upper kelp]

gay game

[scarlet creek]

Wdym?

[stable palm]

He has his hyperfixes, she has hers 😂

[scarlet creek]

Sorry english isn't my main language lol

[astral ether]

fair enough lmfao

[ivory fjord]

your mom learned bout autism from the doctors right

[astral ether]

you know I genuinely have to wonder

[scarlet creek]

She still thinks aspergers is a thing

[upper kelp]

wonder of u?

[runic star]

what's that

[astral ether]

in highschool I was a bit of a loner, and kinda dog at socializing to begin with, if I got in contact with anyone from my highschool and told them "oh yeah, turns out I'm on the spectrum," how much stuff would suddenly make sense for them

[stable palm]

https://www.youtube.com/@notgabbyb/shorts Ah, scientist married to a historian.

[scarlet creek]

Asperger was a nancy psychiatrist

[ivory fjord]

its also the former term of people who are considered high functioning autists

so like, me

[stable palm]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6XhHbgemObc

[astral ether]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A HYPOTHETICAL STRAWMAN, THIS IS REAL????

[runic star]

that job title scares me

[upper kelp]

spectrum

[scarlet creek]

We are just level 1 autism now

[astral ether]

yes, I said the word spectrum. a very astute observation my friend

[astral ether]

niko oneshot my beloved :D

[cobalt shoal]

Insane Project Zomboid luck

[stable palm]

EHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEH

[ivory fjord]

me when i have nothing productive to add to a conversation lol

[drowsy finch]

I'm playing evil sims :)

[drowsy finch]

WHy did the house burnted down?

[pale meteor]

I threw my long sword & killed the commoner champion I did a light toss lol

[astral ether]

amazing revelations being had in chat today lmfao

[cobalt shoal]

Detroit

[solid basin]

Who agrees swords useless against armored enemies

[astral ether]

not useless

[violet garden]

👎 dislike

[astral ether]

just impractical

[solid basin]

Besides holding it by their neck

[ivory fjord]

poked the neck so they bleed out after a few sec 😛

[solid basin]

Making them tap out

[violet garden]

👎 dislike

[pale meteor]

swords are useful

[solid basin]

It does no damage

[astral ether]

👍 like

[violet garden]

👎 dislike, hit gaps gud

[ivory fjord]

good. i want them to stay alive for longer anyway

[solid basin]

Hes not armored

[pale meteor]

he's not nude

[solid basin]

I mean the completely armored opponents

[violet garden]

Shut up you’re nothing. Fool. I don’t care. Go away. I don’t care.
You mean nothing. Meaningless. You do not effect me at all. I’m so powerful. Meaningless.

[solid basin]

Goofy

[astral ether]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-ork-railgun-let-me-shoot-my-railgun-gif-9874737770595198769

[stable palm]

only the top guy (not the baron) is immune to blades. half-swording and stabbing at the neck (not using alt or double clicking, i mean swinging swide to swirde while half-sworded) is very effective

[scarlet creek]

Any weapon that puts you in danger by using it is useless

You need to get really close to use a sword on an armored opponent

And that can get you killed very easily

[violet garden]

Whatever that green thing is is some kinda of abomination. Don’t make me look at it again. Messes with the energies.

[drowsy finch]

The T'au! I love the t'au! The t'au are so cool!!!

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/ginny-di-nakrasha-na'krasha-orc-half-orc-gif-5712756720109777273

https://tenor.com/view/ginny-di-nakrasha-na'krasha-exit-back-away-gif-4251867165213062400

[astral ether]

T'au are pretty awesome, I'm not even all that big on anime and I like they basically have mobile gundam suits lmao

[cosmic rain]

My friend sent me this, can someone translate please?

[astral ether]

personally though I'm a huge necron fan

[drowsy finch]

Are you a part of a WAAAAAAGH

[ivory fjord]

they are COWARDS'

[cosmic rain]

Wrong image

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/reptile-double-trouble-shera-and-the-princesses-of-power-blinking-lick-my-eyes-gif-18724509

[astral ether]

t'au just have good range game

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/absolutely-disgraceful-not-disgrace-no-absolutely-not-disgraceful-gif-12152521

[drowsy finch]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[astral ether]

though yeah they're fucked if you let them get into melee

[violet garden]

There are relatively safe ways to close the distance and use that closed distance to your advantage with a sword. It’s about tactics and strategizing

[stable palm]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-a-mess-double-trouble-shera-and-the-princesses-of-power-you-dont-look-good-you-dont-look-well-gif-18725626

https://tenor.com/view/apologies-for-being-rude-double-trouble-she-ra-and-the-princesses-of-power-im-sorry-for-being-rude-sorry-for-being-mean-gif-18719006

[drowsy finch]

I don't like anime, but they're the token "good" guys and I quite enjoy their looksss

[violet garden]

Shouldn’t be green. Unnatural! Dislike 👎

[cosmic rain]

Here's the image, can someone translate 🥺 https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1344890764622303232/1348303004033486879/attachment.gif?ex=68220706&is=6820b586&hm=825d44f3dc91f7a0e357e534ad2cca18fccbd32c8cf7526ef6eaddb13a648188&

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/agitated-skeleton-shriek-if-the-emperor-had-a-text-to-speech-device-gif-14921901

[scarlet creek]

Easier and more effective to use = better

[drowsy finch]

Nuh uh! I showered thrice, thus I am incredibly clean and not mess B)

Chat shout out to showering

[gloomy urchin]

no

[drowsy finch]

I love boiling myself like a lobster

[gloomy urchin]

cold shower is cooler

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/boil-pot-gif-19236910

[violet garden]

Swords can be more effective in some situations, though definitely not in most. They aren’t useless tho. Foolish.

[ivory fjord]

always remember who you are

just like a tasty steak, you too can be seasoned

[astral ether]

Yeah I like the T'au for that as well lmao. In b4 "Erm there are no good guys in 40k!!!!!"

at the very least T'au are the closest you're gonna get to good guys tho

[drowsy finch]

Everyone being a space nazi gets old \

[astral ether]

IT DOES

[gloomy urchin]

shield + a sword is probably safest option

[astral ether]

there's a reason I like my xenos races lmao

[violet garden]

But shields are for cowards, face the blade like a real Willie

[gloomy urchin]

waterer

shields are cool

[drowsy finch]

me when the conflict is always "being a space nazi is bad?" and the resolution is always "nahhhh for the emperorrr or whatever"

[runic star]

face the blade with the war crime stick

[astral ether]

tbf I appreciate there are books that aren't afraid to show how the imperium really is a shithole at times

well at all times but still

but there are times where it's a shit hole to a comical degree

[drowsy finch]

dhaths the poitn !!

[violet garden]

Warhammer is interesting however I will never ever get into it because I am biased because a very small part of the fans are annoying and now I hate the whole thing. I am so cool!

[scarlet creek]

but they aren't effective against armor

[astral ether]

shout out to necromunda having genestealer cults, but the tyrannid hive mind is genuinely repulsed by the planet and chooses to completely ignore the hive world lmfao

[scarlet creek]

type bullshit

[violet garden]

How about I send horrible psychic energies your way because I hate you

[scarlet creek]

you hate me because it's the sad truth

[astral ether]

it really is lmao

[scarlet creek]

a truth hard to swallow

[violet garden]

It’s not the truth you are a fool

[visual agate]

hi

[violet garden]

You don’t know what the words you are using mean

[drowsy finch]

PHOENEX!!!!
hAIIII

[visual agate]

HAII

[runic star]

counterpoint, pommel striking them

[astral ether]

I've been reading The Infinite And The Divine recently, and I just want to say I greatly enjoy Trazyn in the book lol

[scarlet creek]

same range as fists

[runic star]

no

[scarlet creek]

yep

[runic star]

Hold the blade

[scarlet creek]

are you gonna talk about mordschlag

[drowsy finch]

ioomgg how are youuu upheaonesixx :)))

[scarlet creek]

because I'm talking about half sword combat

[astral ether]

I love how sarcastic this man is

necron, whatever

[visual agate]

im sleepy and i will draw now hbu

[scarlet creek]

and there is no mordschlag in half sword

[runic star]

Sadly

[scarlet creek]

[astral ether]

ooh, whatchya drawing, if you don't mind my asking?

[ivory fjord]

sometimes it just works

[visual agate]

im drawing a character concept for a game im making

[drowsy finch]

Yayy!! I wish I could draw (i don't wanna learn)

Im zomboiding it :)))))

[violet garden]

Wow bud you really know nothing about the game bud huh?

[visual agate]

absolute cinema

[astral ether]

ooooooh

that's actually cool as hell

[gloomy urchin]

how

[ivory fjord]

awh shit wrong channel lol

[visual agate]

hehe thank

[astral ether]

I want to draw oc stuff for myself but I've been practicing a lot with stuff I'm hyperfixated on lol

[stable palm]

Oooooh, dayum! nice!

[astral ether]

been very rat pilled recently (I absolutely love skaven)

[visual agate]

fair lmao

[scarlet creek]

very risky

[ivory fjord]

whatever it is it needs sand sharks and sand boats

[scarlet creek]

but there is no mordschlag in the game bro

[ivory fjord]

aint nobody care about sand sharks and sand boats

[visual agate]

sand cinema

[astral ether]

sand world...

[violet garden]

There is??

[ivory fjord]

untapped POTENTIAL

[scarlet creek]

there isn't?

[ivory fjord]

imagine being SAND PIRATES

[visual agate]

that would be ebic

[ivory fjord]

gotta board the SAND SLOOP via GLIDER or the SAND MONSTERS will eat u

[violet garden]

Yep! You are right! I was lying to you to you. 👍

[visual agate]

ahh yes i gotta do something like that

[ivory fjord]

flora like worldbuilding

[scarlet creek]

🧐 gentlemen we proved once again that swords are kinda mid

[runic star]

only in higher tiers

[scarlet creek]

yeah

[drowsy finch]

Im so rustyyy nooo :((

[ivory fjord]

i also like the idea of trees being so tall their leaves end up becoming cloud formations you see in the sky

[violet garden]

Ridiculous argument you’re banned from speaking to me

[visual agate]

heat seeking stab

[scarlet creek]

just look at how dumb they look

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-wolf-alpha-alpha-male-sigma-gif-7323326399948700836

they will never understand

[drowsy finch]

Look at this hoopla !!!

[violet garden]

I said don’t talk to me you’re forbidden

[scarlet creek]

fuck it why can the baron have necromancy, willie should have some form of magic too

[violet garden]

This is how I see myself on discord

[runic star]

...

[visual agate]

wowowowo nicecir

[scarlet creek]

well willie is inmortal as long as he beats the abyss but everyone goes there so it doesn't count

[ivory fjord]

the shirts are kinda trendy these days, ironically

[visual agate]

unc got laid out

[scarlet creek]

[astral ether]

i like the short spear baton twirls lmao

[scarlet creek]

#ADDSORCERYANDMYTHOLOGICALCREATURESTOHALFSWORDSINCEEXANIMAISINEARLYACCESSLIMBOANDPROBABLYWILLNEVERGETANUPDATEEVERAGAIN

🥺

[visual agate]

erm

[thorn sorrel]

Guys how to delete pictures (I accidentally took many)

[scarlet creek]

I remember seeing another physics based mouse controlled medieval fighting game in a youtube channel that talks about upcoming games does anyone know it

[drowsy finch]

I prefer long spearrr

[ivory fjord]

look for em in the games file folder

there is one designated screenshots

[thorn sorrel]

Okay thanks

[ivory fjord]

yeyeye

[astral ether]

everytime you post these clips I feel like a little kid going "I want to do that!!!" lmao

[visual agate]

idk but theres a game called hellish quart that looks similar to hs

[astral ether]

keep giving me new stuff to challenge myself with

[scarlet creek]

but it isn't mouse controlled

[visual agate]

o

[scarlet creek]

do a t2 run

[runic star]

I like the war crime stick

[astral ether]

t2 run?

[scarlet creek]

you beat the game in gauntlet mode using only t2 loadouts

[clear cloak]

anyone know why my free mode will only let me do fists

[runic star]

have you clicked on the rank things

[clear cloak]

yes

[drowsy finch]

I keep letting go like an idito

[ivory fjord]

god it never feels good when you break someones limbs

[runic star]

the bonk was perfect

[ivory fjord]

cracking an elbow backwards looks horrible

[unreal bay]

Astro pic I took on my phone, at 3 am. Was star gazing with my friend. We saw interesting stuff.

1 is edited, 2 is non edited

[worldly vapor]

i want to know how to consistently do this

[worldly vapor]

why is it so light

[unreal bay]

Cause it's near a city

Or its just how my phone captured it

[ivory fjord]

repeated blunt trauma

or one super strong blunt trauma

so like, go for pommel strikes if you want to, or take a blunt weapon and go for the joints

[real compass]

yall think i should buy expedtion 33

[unreal bay]

No

Get Half Sword

[ivory fjord]

absolutely, if you like turnbased game taht functions like a soulslike

[real compass]

i have 700 hours combined on halfsword🙏

[drowsy finch]

We need this stance back, its so much better than the new one </3

It made thrusting so easy!!

[astral ether]

man, I swear I can't go onto youtube anymore without having a hyperfixation be reawakened by a game's soundtrack lol

[unreal bay]

Dayum

[astral ether]

I really gotta replay laika: aged through blood

[real compass]

we need our old gallery from the playtest back

i had so many fire photos

[astral ether]

that soundtrack makes my heart ache tho

[ivory fjord]

that is a game i wanted to play for a lonnnng time, never got the chance to buy tho

it looked pretty

[astral ether]

it's a very good game

will absolutely tear your heart into little pieces though (in a good way)

[balmy wraith]

halfsword is one of my favourite games and its just on its demo

[astral ether]

also holy shit the soundtrack is actually super good

[scarlet creek]

you're gonna hate it once you reach the ultimate challenge trust me lol

[astral ether]

only game that has its music be collectables that I've gone out of my way to collect every piece of it

nah man

ultimate challenge is challenge but fun

really just a battle of attrition

[scarlet creek]

yeah but sometimes it's bullshit

[astral ether]

eh

jank happens with any physics engine

[scarlet creek]

I mean this kind of bullshit

ik it's abyss but it's similar bullshit

[astral ether]

dawg the candleholder is the best weapon in the game, trust

[scarlet creek]

these guys were armored and had better weapons than me lol

[astral ether]

apply blunt force to the head

enjoy results

[ivory fjord]

or just generally in their upper body

candlestick pushes people round easy

[astral ether]

fr

[ivory fjord]

didnt even knock him out lol, just broke both hands i think xd

[astral ether]

lmao

[scarlet creek]

my point is that the ultimate challenge is very unfair for thep player lol

[astral ether]

nah

[scarlet creek]

the enemies are tough af and they always have better equipment than you

and they come in groups

[astral ether]

all the great champions have been better

[ivory fjord]

yknow i think thats the point

its the ultimate challenge

[zenith dirge]

It talks to me like the green goblin suit

[astral ether]

maybe me doing a lot of abyss runs just made me better suited idk

[scarlet creek]

yeah but sometimes it's so unfair it's just straight up bullshit

[ivory fjord]

sometimes, it be that way

[astral ether]

I'm not going to pretend I got it in under 10 tries

but I did eventually beat it

[ivory fjord]

sometimes you do a carnage as axeman and you stare down 3 people with pitchforks

[astral ether]

bat them out of the way

or footwork

[ivory fjord]

my dumass just runs into the points

[scarlet creek]

I'm pretty sure the ultimate challenge is you fighting a horde of zombies who are being controlled via necromancy by the baron

that's why every time they try to give up the baron just makes them stop existing

and that's why they're so goddamm durable

😪

[astral ether]

oh man I just realized

I'm nearing the uh

[astral ether]

200 hour mark

[scarlet creek]

does anyone else like the idea of the baron being a necromancer

[astral ether]

I may have a problem lmao

[astral ether]

and I think it's silly

[runic star]

What

[scarlet creek]

It's me coping over the fact that half sword won't have fantasy elements other than the abyss

but I mean, the way the enemies die in the ultimate challenge is not natural at all and they die every time they try to give up

[plush harness]

me: kilogram
ogram: no pls dont do it
pls: i was never going to
i: it's true
true: yogurt
gurt: yo

[scarlet creek]

and they're also more durable than a regular enemy

(Ik it's because optimization just don't make it boring)

[real compass]

im gonna buy it im blaming you if i regret it

[ivory fjord]

well, did you play baldurs gate?

[astral ether]

I've played 3 though I want to play 1 and 2

I enjoy old ass crpgs

[ivory fjord]

youll probably like this one then

so im told 😛

thats right I HAVENT EVEN PLAYED THE GAME

[astral ether]

hands down, my all time favorite crpg is planescape: torment

[ivory fjord]

i just get good vibes outta it

[astral ether]

one of the best narratives I've ever played

[stiff tapir]

how do i get more strength with mods?

[bronze lynx]

spike barriers below the map....

😛

[runic star]

what

[bronze lynx]

theres spike fences below the map

[runic star]

Do you have a screenshot or something

[bronze lynx]

let me see if i can get the glitch to happen again

or wait actually

jsut dm you the pic

[runic star]

unused assets found

nice

I'ma post the shot in #photography📷

[gloomy urchin]

halfswordians discover freecam

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[runic star]

what the hell

[pearl coral]

read channel rules and bot messages from that channel

[unreal bay]

Spooky ghost cat caught on camera

[still scaffold]

how many grams of protein

[unreal bay]

Yes

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/rigbycat-rigby-cat-shadow6736-iamrigbycat-funny-gif-2985618463653699699

[astral ether]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1099706898531500243/1242149729132085298/ezgif-5-ae73b49e11.gif?=&width=687&height=987

I like this cat a lot, he seems very polite

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[astral ether]

https://tenor.com/view/disturbed-cat-concerned-cat-wtf-cat-surprised-cat-repulsed-cat-gif-17597253449065648244

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/exterminatus-explosion-overkill-planet-killer-wipeout-gif-2255562371502138943

[astral ether]

MY FUCKING CAT

[still scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-40k-terminator-space-marine-tyranid-gif-1894942018275864402

I still don't understand why you're able to wear the Crux Terminatus in Space Marine 2

[astral ether]

lmao

I need to play the multiplayer missions but I never really had people to play them with

I did a tiny bit of the pvp

[still scaffold]

Just go pubs

[astral ether]

I dislike playing with randoms

[still scaffold]

You're kinda missing out on like 80% of the game

[astral ether]

I'm well aware, but it's a lot more fun with people I know :(

[still scaffold]

Honestly there's a lot of opportunities to meet new people or have fun experiences in pubs

Same with any PvE game

[astral ether]

that's fair

[still scaffold]

Or just get the Astartes Overhaul mod which improves AI companions

[astral ether]

oh?

[still scaffold]

And just play with them

[astral ether]

wait you can do the b plot missions singleplayer?

[still scaffold]

the what

[astral ether]

b plot, because they're the other half of what happens on a given mission

you have the titus squad, the a plot

[still scaffold]

Ohh yeah

You can. You can also use photo mode

[astral ether]

whattttt

[still scaffold]

For those as well

[astral ether]

how did I not know this

[still scaffold]

But the AI is dumb as bricks kinda

[astral ether]

I don't mind lol

[still scaffold]

Like they do the objective

But nothing else really

[forest falcon]

good morning

[true mauve]

Hello

[astral ether]

if it helps I've been playing darktide with randoms

[true mauve]

I love this deer

[still scaffold]

But yeah, SM2 has a huge modding community since the devs basically gave them the greenlight. Even helped some modders, like the guys working on the Astartes Overhaul mod. The only thing is you can't play pubs with mods installed, like a little thing will come up saying you'll be locked into private matches only because it makes the servers unstable for other players if you play pubs

[astral ether]

ahhh gotchya

[still scaffold]

Yeah. If you had enough friends you could also play 12 player PvE lol, which is something the astartes overhaul guys have been working on

[astral ether]

oh shit

[still scaffold]

Of course its not balanced in the slightest

[astral ether]

that's wild though

[limpid prawn]

what did he think was gonna happen

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/mary-poppins-yondu-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-13875380

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-gmod-gmod-garrys-mod-gmod-neco-gmod-neco-arc-gif-26036562

[cinder thunder]

He thought he was gonna go past you duhh

[warm pumice]

America America

Yes yes

I from America

My President is Michael Jordan

Нот руссиан

Америка 🇺🇸

[merry wyvern]

Willie's Bizarre Stance

[placid vector]

told bro sit down we gon talk bout it

[long ridge]

Ahhhhh

Why is the axe so op

On this tier specifically

3rd to top tier

[restive trench]

https://tenor.com/view/lumberjack-launch-epic-awesome-sauce-swag-gif-16816477140682939010

[grizzled sapphire]

axe op af

i love using the axe ong

[true mauve]

Meow meow meow

[grizzled sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123749804900630548/1337243824505749595/image_2025-02-07_035151598.gif

i cant send gifs gg

[true mauve]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[grizzled sapphire]

real

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-trampoline-silly-cat-neco-arc-gmod-gif-3889329127365928423

[true mauve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/722962548793802842/1172756904112554004/IMG_1648.gif

[flat widget]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767812058334625813/1362822086393069608/togif-5.gif

[forest falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1264704153079250998/1356793386828304585/6daf5d6f-0fce-44da-8153-cc1ea535ccd1.webp

fuck i stepped on a dagger

[runic star]

damn bro thats sad

[runic star]

real

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/claptrap-borderlands-bordertrap-gif-22013667

[runic star]

ive done this too many times to count

[true mauve]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/767812058334625813/1362822086393069608/togif-5.gif

[astral ether]

I was playing borderlands 1 with a friend and then the thing happened with Take Two wanting to log people's passwords and shit :(

so I guess I missed out on getting to play the series

[runic star]

nice

[bleak pecan]

blood update when?

[bright leaf]

add multiplayer pls

[forest falcon]

why does he look like a deflated Bogdanoff twin

[restive trench]

i was bored so i opened the notebook app and tried writing stuff with the calligraphy pen

[forest falcon]

Write "poopenfarten"

[restive trench]

ok

[restive trench]

peak calligraphy

hold on let me try to make it better

[forest falcon]

nice

[restive trench]

i want to buy me an actual tablet pen not this cheap ass "pen"

and improve my handwriting

[hollow oxide]

man i hope es6 comes out soon

i also hope the oblivion remaster gets a original dlc

[runic star]

I hope skong comes out soon

[balmy bone]

bro we need online mutli player battles

i love this game

[still cove]

I hope this game doesn't fall into the same box as Dark and Darker.

[idle crest]

Brother it realised with all the dlc content included as base game.

Oh I read it wrong

[idle crest]

This is what playing outlast feels like.

[rapid laurel]

played halfsword after like 3 months today. i mostly like everything in update but one thing i really hate is how in abyss mode the other willies dissolve into ground the moment theyre dead

doesnt give me the chance to dismember them and convert them into nuggets while taking me sweet time..

[astral basin]

No

[gloomy urchin]

breaking bad

[orchid idol]

haha lol rule34 porn funny meme :joy:

👎

[idle crest]

The man has a point.

[idle crest]

Probably something todo with the fact that duolingo unironically sends Notifications like this.

[gloomy urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-grab-sazanka-hand-kunoichi-tsubaki-no-mune-no-uchi-in-the-heart-of-kunoichi-tsubaki-gif-25767790

[sonic cape]

i won and fucking died after it

[remote rain]

chainmail when

[patent seal]

i <3 being 5'11

[idle crest]

So close yet so far.

[keen gate]

Here me out 🗣️ 🔥

[gloomy urchin]

that's journey might be absolute cinema of an anime

[woeful locust]

me too :d

[trim copper]

what do they mean about 5’10 being a helicopter

[astral basin]

i dont understand why devs reworked the physics

[idle crest]

More accurate.

[astral basin]

no

[idle crest]

Yes. It's straight up more accurate than it was.

[astral basin]

nah

[idle crest]

Everything I've seen them change has been an improvement in terms of accuracy

I feel like people learn their perception of physics from videogames, or at best, people testing things against ballistic dummies.

Ballistic dummies are made for testing with guns, not melee weapons.

Things like ballistic dummies highly exaggerate the effects of what things like melee weapons could do to a human body.

[gentle copper]

I mean I'm ngl if a punch to the head in boxing can break your jaw I think a mace would easily dismantle your skull

[idle crest]

The jawbone? One of the places boxers get punched the most and one of the most fragile bones in the skull? The bone that in some places is quite thin and specifically vulnerable to hook punches? You mean that bone?

[finite pasture]

i killed a people in a quarter lol

[bright leaf]

add multiplayer pls

[idle crest]

No a mace could not dismantle your skull unless you repeatedly swung it at their head while they were on the floor. You'd be fracturing the skull and taking bits out of it repeatedly until it gives in.

[still swift]

fr

[gentle copper]

I've seen people break it to straight punches as well. Not just hooks lol

I truly believe that a well-swung mace to your temple would ruin your day

[drowsy finch]

Aquarius invincible…

[idle crest]

The weakest part of the skull lol

[gentle copper]

Emphasis on Well-Swung. I'm not saying lightly flail it. I'm saying put your hip into it

[gentle copper]

Where tf else are you gonna be swinging a mace? their goddamn forehead? 😭 if you do that I would like to have a quick chat with you

[cosmic rain]

I just watched the first episode and I did not expect them to do allat 💔

[idle crest]

In what world are you reliably hitting someone directly in the temple with a mace? That's never fucking happening

[bright leaf]

with advanced sessions plugin in one night its ready lol

[gentle copper]

In a fully armored fight I'd like to believe it'd be hard enough to see and defend that it'll eventually happen happen

and even in a lightly armored fight. If you've got yourself a good shield you can probably smother well enough to do it

But now we've entered Skill vs Skill territory and that's just an arbitrary argument

[idle crest]

Lol in a fully armoured fight you don't need to worry about maces at all.

[gentle copper]

Isn't it the opposite?

In a fully armored fight You'd ONLY have to worry about blunt weapons

[idle crest]

No

That's a misconception, it's daggers that you worry about in armour

@gentle copper You realise that the main use for maces and things was to incapacitate without killing the civilian population, like criminals and stuff.

[gentle copper]

Of course. Daggers and Half Swording was very viable but also if blunts were something you "didn't have to worry about at all" then techniques like Mordschlag or weapons like Pollaxes wouldn't have been as viable as they historically were, no?

[gentle copper]

Yes but you also can't say they didn't die sometimes getting hit by that thing. People die getting punched bro

[idle crest]

Poleaxes were not blunt. They're also far far bigger and heavier than maces

[gentle copper]

Like no matter how much armor you put on me. If you take a big heavy blunt thing and hit me on the side of the head with it to the point where my head makes a literal 45 degree turn and rotates back to its original position. My head is going to shake hard enough to put me out cold

[idle crest]

A mace isn't doing that to you

[gentle copper]

They're not as sharp as swords for sure. They punctured chainmail but I don't think they could puncture plate. Correct me though I'm not sure about THIS fact

[gentle copper]

Your big meaty hands could do that to me bro. A mace 100% would be able to

[idle crest]

A mace is spherical, it directs the force to the point of contact which is a small area, it will dent the helmet at most.

[idle crest]

Not through a helmet.

[gentle copper]

Wouldn't a helmet give you LESS control over how much your head moves? Sorta like a headguard in boxing?

[idle crest]

Nothing could reliably puncute plate other than the crows bill of a bec de corbin, due to angular momentum it could pierce the weaker points on armour if swung hard enough.

[idle crest]

It's harder to move a heavier object, period.

Steel also absorbs and disperses force far better than a human skull

[gentle copper]

Yeah but I'm speaking from experience when it comes to THIS subject: In Boxing when I wore headguards I could 100% feel my head getting rattled more by the same people from the same punches. I feel like wearing heavy stuff makes your neck muscles unable to make your head steadier. So I assumed it'd be the same for Medieval helmets

[idle crest]

Headguards weigh almost nothing, people are punching you harder.

[lunar stream]

fuck money, bring back trading with items

[gentle copper]

They defo aren't

we had a no bullshit policy. Don't hit hard in sparring unless it's fully agreed on by both parties

[idle crest]

You subconsciously hit harder when padding is involved because the risk of hurting them or your own hands is reduced.

[gentle copper]

with gloves sure

But I personally don't hit harder when my opponent has a headguard on lol

I feel like a better argument would be to say that the padding in a headguard is much bouncier than a helmet but even then that's iffy

[idle crest]

If you swung a punch at my head while I was wearing a helmet my head would hardly move and you'd feel the force travel and vibrate back up your arm

[gentle copper]

a medieval helmet?

[idle crest]

Yes

[gentle copper]

I mean of course it's metal lol. I have no knuckle padding

[idle crest]

Even with boxing gloves

[thin stream]

S1gma

[gentle copper]

I think with boxing gloves your head would defo rattle. It's too bouncy

[idle crest]

I've tried it dude

[gentle copper]

You've tried that EXACT situation?

[idle crest]

The guy I tested it with said his arm hurt like shit afterwards

[gentle copper]

Hitting a person with a medieval helmet while using boxing gloves?

[idle crest]

Yes

[gentle copper]

touche then

[wild iron]

what the shit

[idle crest]

They hit me not the other way round

[gentle copper]

yeah touche then

[wild iron]

whats going on!?

[gentle copper]

We're arguing on whether or not a mace would be able to knock you out cold even if you're wearing a helmet

or well. we were

[carmine bone]

I think it depends on the mace

[gentle copper]

just like a medium sized spherical mace

[carmine bone]

Idk about knock out cold but it definitely won’t be fun to get hit by

[wild iron]

a well timed and accurate kick could knock someone out

[gentle copper]

anything wouldn't be fun to get hit by 💀

[wild iron]

so i'd assume a mace could

[gentle copper]

It wouldn't be fun to get hit by someone's wiener dude

[idle crest]

Not through a helmet lol

[gentle copper]

Yeah apparently not through a helmet

[wild iron]

Helmets don't exactly provide resistance to knockouts

[gentle copper]

Which is still shocking to me considering how easy it is to knock a human out especially compared to other animals

[gentle copper]

he said they apparently do

[carmine bone]

I think a kick wouldn’t be stopped much by a helmet

[gentle copper]

cuz the metal absorbs the impact and disperses it which makes it so your head doesn't rattle as much

[idle crest]

They definitely do.

[gentle copper]

Aye he experienced it not me

So I'm willing to take his word for it. I still wouldn't let someone hit me with a mace though

[wild iron]

are we talking about medieval\ helmets?

[carmine bone]

Why was he getting hit by boxing gloves with a helmet on

I’m concerned

[idle crest]

Yes.

[gentle copper]

I believe it. Guys do weird stuff all the time

[carmine bone]

Frfr

[carmine bone]

Guys are strange…

[gentle copper]

I asked a guy to leg kick me once just cuz I wanted to see how it felt.

Wasn't fun but I got through it

[carmine bone]

But I want to try that now, I need a helmet

[idle crest]

Because I challenged my brother who does body building to hook punch me to prove a point.

[full swift]

hi anyone knows premiere date?

[gentle copper]

ok bro body building?

[wild iron]

They aren't invincible a powerful kick especially to the visor could easily knock out a man in a helmet

[gentle copper]

👁️ I thought you got hit by someone who can actually punch lol

[idle crest]

He can

[gentle copper]

Why do I find that tough to believe

[idle crest]

We can both punch, we were both kickboxers

[gentle copper]

9/10 bodybuilders can't throw a punch if their whole family's lives depended on it I ain't gon lie to you

[carmine bone]

I think you should have a control group and start by him punching you full force without the helmet

[gentle copper]

💀

[carmine bone]

Just to test if he can knock someone out

He probably can though

[gentle copper]

Anyone can knock someone out but I think to test something this debatable you'd need someone who can REALLY mess someone's day up

Hire Daniel Dubois fr

[carmine bone]

Then maybe you should try different helmets to see which one is the best for being punched with

[gentle copper]

probably the flattest helmet possible

anything that sticks out is more likely to give a good leverage point and rotate the whole thing

[carmine bone]

Maybe a circular helmet might deflect the punch slightly

[gentle copper]

these would be specifically good at stopping punches I assume

cuz all the leverage is at the back

[idle crest]

Most visored helmets are camped to the ciurass, they likely wouldn't even feel it.

[gentle copper]

Ok I'm ngl to you. these mfs would probably get you knocked out

[idle crest]

They're also layered like two to three times on the sides with steel in some areas.

[gentle copper]

like if you punch someone right on the snout of this thing

I think it might at least rattle them a little 😭

It's gonna break your fucking hands tho

not a good trade-off

[carmine bone]

Wait are we still talking about maces…?

[gentle copper]

I don't think you're hitting someone with a mace directly on that leverage point

it's such a tiny area

[carmine bone]

The tip?

[idle crest]

That's multiple kilos of steel, far heavier than a head that's not wearing a helmet.

[gentle copper]

yuh

[carmine bone]

Definitely not, most likely on the sides

[gentle copper]

The head isn't the issue. It's the neck

If your neck can't keep it steady anymore. It'll move

[carmine bone]

Yeah the neck still moves from force

[idle crest]

Yea and that helmet comes down the the ciurass, it wouldn't even let your neck move that much.

[carmine bone]

Aching neck simulator

[gentle copper]

Also keep in mind sometimes just the sheer force of it can cause your head to just... shut the lights off

[idle crest]

That's because you apply force to certain parts of the skull, you can't hit those parts of the skull through a helmet.

[carmine bone]

stunnē

[gentle copper]

Like for example (sorry in advance for the graphic explanation) || If you put my head up against a wall and like sandwiched my head between a wall and your elbow. My head won't move much but I'm willing to bet a fine dollar I won't be awake after it 💀||

[carmine bone]

Not graphic enough, 5/10, needs blood

[random lion]

Generally helmet is better than no helmet

[carmine bone]

Yeah definitely, doesn’t make you invincible though unfortunately

[random lion]

No armor does that lol

[carmine bone]

We need to make an invincible helmet

[random lion]

[gloomy urchin]

what is the point of writing reviews for movies as a homework

[gentle copper]

ofc

[random lion]

If he's Invisible why can I see him

[idle crest]

Full plate armour protects you from everything short of firearms.

[carmine bone]

I want to see modernized plate armor

[gentle copper]

the argument isn't "helmet bad" the argument is "even with helmet you might go night night"

[gentle copper]

Keyword: Protects. Not fully negates

[random lion]

Yeah that's generally what happens lol

[random lion]

I thought was one of those arguments like "what if you break the armor joints and can't move?"

[carmine bone]

Critical thinking, recalling skills, or something, observing… I have no clue

[idle crest]

There's no amount of force a human could punch or kick with that would knock someone out through a proper steel helmet.

[gentle copper]

The argument started with "Would a mace be able to knock you out if you have a helmet on?"

but as you can see. we strayed... a lot 💀

[gloomy urchin]

chatgpt in my pocket:

[carmine bone]

If you break your toes, can your heart your hands

[gloomy urchin]

yes it can

[gentle copper]

Ok so I WASN'T Stupid

[carmine bone]

You’re so evil but yes

[idle crest]

People highly under estimate what two mm of even mild steel is capable of.

[gentle copper]

Then again this goes both ways. You could be highly underestimating what a good mace is capable of

[gloomy urchin]

helmet cant fully negate mace but as far as i've seen its really efficient

[wild iron]

whats this arguement even about?

[gentle copper]

Or overestimating what the human brain can withstand

[idle crest]

No everyone radically over estimates maces.

[gloomy urchin]

a bat but stronger

cuz designed cooler and has cooler material

[carmine bone]

A bat but stronger ❤️

[gentle copper]

also "likely wouldn't even feel it" is insane dude. You're 100% going to AT LEAST feel it 💀

Especially with limited vision and all that shit making you slightly more disoriented

[wild iron]

whats the argument about?

[random lion]

The issue is energy transfer, not if the helmet breaks.
Like body armor today, it'll stop but the energy transfer will be very uncomfortable

[gentle copper]

"Can a mace knock you out if you have a helmet on"

[gloomy urchin]

is mace knocking you out if u have helmet

[idle crest]

A bat can swing so much quicker than a mace can, the only thing a mace has over a bat is that a mace potentially can dent weak joints on armour.

[gentle copper]

it could even break a rib I heard

that could be a hoax though

[random lion]

It usually does from what I hear.

[wild iron]

"Maces were specifically designed to deliver powerful blunt force trauma, making them effective against armored opponents. While a helmet provides protection by dispersing impact energy, a strong enough strike from a mace can still cause concussions, skull fractures, or even knock the wearer unconscious."

[gentle copper]

I doubt a skull fructure ngl

A Concussion is a given

[gloomy urchin]

why can it swing faster

[random lion]

Concussions are mean.

[gentle copper]

and knocking them unconscious is what I THINK would happen

[idle crest]

Blunt force trauma is pointless against plate armour, anyone who's fought in armour knows this.

[random lion]

https://tenor.com/view/арм-gif-4459978555824899039

[carmine bone]

Might be a little lighter due to material

[idle crest]

The weight is far more evenly distributed

[gloomy urchin]

cant u crack armor with blunt

[idle crest]

If its really really shit armour then maybe

[carmine bone]

More like dent usually

[finite pasture]

I JUST MAKE PEOPLE HALF IN JUST ONE PUNCH

[carmine bone]

HALF?? HALFSWORD??

[wild iron]

" While modern and medieval armor plates are designed to absorb and distribute energy, strong enough blunt force—such as from a mace, warhammer, or even a high-velocity bullet—can still cause serious injury."

[gloomy urchin]

if it wasnt efficient then people wouldnt use it

[idle crest]

Spoiler alert, people didn't use it against plate.

[gloomy urchin]

fuck

[carmine bone]

I don’t think anyone was trying to actively kill you when you were fighting in plate

[gloomy urchin]

then whats the point of it

[gentle copper]

usually used by baliffs