yeaaaa its abyss time
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
zenith dirge
oddly specific
ivory fjord
oddly specific
enough times that i remember it negatively
cuz candlestick got so much weight to it if you dont knock em first they graze you and knock you into next week
cobalt shoal
He slipped on a banana
ivory fjord
ugh pitchfork guys suck too
XD i always die to the stabs
apparently its floras weakness
cobalt shoal
Holy clean
ivory fjord
billyhook for the winn
bright grotto
ivory fjord
why does this keep happeninggggg
ivory fjord
death by billyhook is sad
ivory fjord
i almost got one but he pushed me to the ground and chopped my neck up
quiet sun
cosmic rain
The fall of bnuy...
SKEBIDI toilet 😔
ivory fjord
stone spade
no that SUCKS
wanton carbon
subscription based vc and it looks ass
stone spade
every generation gotta learn what REAL in game voice chat looks like
wanton carbon
Like discord without nitro but worse
quiet sun
every generation gotta learn what REAL in game voice chat looks like
Hell no
wanton carbon
Every generation gotta learn what true verbal abuse is whilst trying to wind down 🤓🤓🤓
quiet sun
No generation of children should have to hear filth and slurs of brainless douches online
wanton carbon
they should do it theirselves 💯
stone spade
No generation of children should have to hear filth and slurs of brainless douch...
it's just the way it is
quiet sun
it's just the way it is
Don’t gotta be
stone spade
life finds a way
wanton carbon
it's just the way it is
until it isn't
quiet sun
We make the difference we wanna see
unreal bay
stone spade
lights on the speed limit so people can't say they didn't see it
unreal bay
lights on the speed limit so people can't say they didn't see it
True
stone spade
amazing
autumn laurel
quiet sun
https://tenor.com/view/rainbolt-geoguessr-google-maps-looking-rain-bolt-gif-1388...
That’s Camden grass
For sure
Locking in Camden
[4999 points]
zenith dirge
Dis my pet, his name is Hernandez
ivory fjord
like you cant have the lighter ones cuz those would just explode your jaw
gusty geode
https://tenor.com/view/rainbolt-geoguessr-google-maps-looking-rain-bolt-gif-1388...
definitely polish grass
ivory fjord
anything heavier than iron is just poison
gusty geode
potassium
zenith dirge
any metal is edible, if you eat a tiny amount of it
gusty geode
Hell yeah thorium
thorium is the powerhouse of the cell (nuclear plutonium reactors)
ivory fjord
yep. nile red tried to make crystals out of pepto bismo
was a super fun video to watch
shell lichen
ordinary day in halfsword
cobalt shoal
yep. nile red tried to make crystals out of pepto bismo
Nile Red mentioned
indigo hare
but where is it from????
It’s my cousin Bobby
zenith dirge
It’s my cousin Bobby
your cousin is bolivian?
indigo hare
your cousin is bolivian?
..yes.
merry wyvern
TV lover why are you so mean to me
autumn laurel
unreal bay
That’s Camden grass
Wong
whole dew
how do i view my half sword screenshots
gloomy pewter
with eye
whole dew
nvmi got it
idle crest
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bismuth_subsalicylate
Anything can be edible if you compound it with enough other inedible shit.
As I said before, explosive metal and toxic gas, mic them together and you get table salt.
cobalt shoal
jade wadi
Dis my pet, his name is Hernandez
Awesome trilobite
timber tusk
game keeps freaking crashing yo
drowsy finch
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lUZZgpoJH0o fuckking giant
astral ether
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lUZZgpoJH0o fuckking giant
Man’s a goddamn viking, geezus
shadow perch
Beating the ultimate challenge in 7 minutes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zZvYerdBFfo
lime harness
I may or may not have cursed my friend on mc x3
fuckin literal irl days of not dealing with monsters (he had some horror mods installed)
I say "hey it's been a while since any of the monsters have come by" the fucking minute I say it, it starts raining and he gets attacked by like 2 of them XD
thin path
worldly vapor
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lUZZgpoJH0o fuckking giant
holy shit hes fat
gloomy urchin
goob morning
worldly vapor
bros helmet cracked too... brahhh...
worldly vapor
goob morning
good morning for me it is 7:10 PM
thin path
holy shit hes fat
That short guy is like 5’10, that man is MASSIVE
gloomy urchin
rugged valley
when is planned release
hollow saffron
gloomy urchin
zenith dirge
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lUZZgpoJH0o fuckking giant
BULLDOZ-
gloomy urchin
hi bubby
zenith dirge
hi bubby
dont talk to me like you aint a little freak, i know what your about
fuck outa here, trick
gloomy urchin
are you joking or your entire personality is like that
worldly vapor
are you joking or your entire personality is like that
can confirm he is bipolar and mentally ill
please be kind to him
gloomy urchin
no i hope a rock hits him in the head
worldly vapor
no i hope a rock hits him in the head
true I also wish I could dunk him in a urinal
gloomy urchin
not lethally so he suffers more
astral ether
Hello chat
red haven
astral ether
Why you pulling the belt out I don’t even know you
zenith dirge
<a:CenturionCHARGE:1348005384404602890>
I just got so confused because one of my homies is named albert, then I remembered he doesn’t play half sword
red haven
damn
astral ether
I don’t even know what I’ve done to deserve this
red haven
astral ether
Lmao
gloomy urchin
why do soldiers use ir laser if both sides use nvg
fresh ether
holy crap
FUCK HALFSWORD PHYSICS
pants from the abbys knocked me out after appering ontop of me
it hit my head and i just fell to the floor and got killed
😭
I WAS ON VETERAN TOO
still scaffold
it hit my head and i just fell to the floor and got killed
cobalt shoal
astral ether
https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-1...
What is that flight angle lmfao
How was it gunning directly for him lmao
cobalt shoal
How was it gunning directly for him lmao
Homing missile
still scaffold
How was it gunning directly for him lmao
I like to think of the Willie's like the orks, considering that the unofficial lore around them is that they're spores that grow in the ground
So he just thought about it hard enough
And it happened
gloomy urchin
theyre what
still scaffold
theyre what
Why do you think this is named spreading spores
Those are the spores
still scaffold
Damn I didn’t know willie was ork pilled like that lmao
I honestly don't know who originally started it but yeah
astral ether
But yeah that would certainly explain the especially janky stuff that happens lmao
Willie just manifests the jank
still scaffold
But yeah that would certainly explain the especially janky stuff that happens lm...
The whole lore that explains why Willie's don't look at each other is because they see through a network of roots throughout the ground basically, they just sense each other
Hence why they scream when they're thrown
Because they're disconnected
astral ether
I find it very amusing this was thought out lmao
still scaffold
I find it very amusing this was thought out lmao
I think I thought out that part. Idk though it's been a while since I've talked, or seen anyone talk, about it
still scaffold
The long lost lore of half sword
Basically
I'm sad that Willie's probably being taken out in the EA release
Since he's just a placeholder
gloomy urchin
he's too iconic
astral ether
If they take willie out we riot
astral ether
They can add other individuals, that’s fine and all, but keep him in the game in some way
gaunt yoke
Half sword devs listening to this
https://tenor.com/view/devious-evil-plan-black-man-gif-12266137632145859812
still scaffold
Half sword devs listening to this
https://tenor.com/view/devious-evil-plan-black...
Epic embed failure
gaunt yoke
😭 Man I can't catch a break
still scaffold
😭 Man I can't catch a break
gaunt yoke
still scaffold
https://tenor.com/view/son-of-a-bitch-chris-farley-saturday-night-live-god-damn-...
gaunt yoke
IDK HOW THIS SHIT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
still scaffold
IDK HOW THIS SHIT WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You gotta be level 2
To use embeds
gaunt yoke
oof
spark quartz
😭 Man I can't catch a break
No, no you can't
still scaffold
No, no you can't
silly head when he encounters serious head
spark quartz
You must be hazed it is halfsword tradition
spark quartz
silly head when he encounters serious head
Gullbladder when they encounter blueberry lover
still scaffold
Gullbladder when they encounter blueberry lover
born to be blueberry lover, forced to be blueberry hater
spark quartz
born to be blueberry lover, forced to be blueberry hater
change your ways
spark quartz
Blueberry will never love you as he is incapable of love due to their stone heart but maybe you can help soften it
still scaffold
Blueberry will never love you as he is incapable of love due to their stone hear...
blueberry will never love me because I stole 12 million from him
spark quartz
blueberry will never love me because I stole 12 million from him
In penny's bro 💀? Blueberry does NOT make money
still scaffold
In penny's bro 💀? Blueberry does NOT make money
no lol
from the dank memer bot lol
he had 12 million and I robbed him blind
still scaffold
he had 12 million and I robbed him blind
@dim lion where's your 12 mil?
where is it
hollow gale
do deee dop dwow bop be bop dweee
primal badge
astral ether
You must be hazed it is halfsword tradition
One of my favorite hazing traditions in multiplayer games, is when you’re leading a new player through something, you have them do something silly that is guaranteed to get them killed lol
still scaffold
do deee dop dwow bop be bop dweee
You played the dank memer bot when it was in this server right? I forgot
astral ether
Like back when I played destiny 2, if I was leading new players through the Garden of Salvation raid, it was a tradition to make them jump through a portal at one part of the raid that dumped them into a death pit lmao
Hazing is fun 
hollow gale
You played the dank memer bot when it was in this server right? I forgot
yes 🫡 are you who i think you are?
astral ether
Noodle legs are inconsistent from what I’ve experienced
Wish I knew what caused them
still scaffold
yes 🫡 are you who i think you are?
the guy I was gonna get married to lol
remember
hollow gale
the guy I was gonna get married to lol
BRO OH MY LORD how long ago was that
thick ibex
like every comment i see in a tiktok video is people complaining about the noodle legs
still scaffold
BRO OH MY LORD how long ago was that
It was never meant to be though 
astral ether
Oh shit, I’m sorry to hear that, man
hollow gale
It was never meant to be though <:react_emoji_sad_pensive_joe:122465357384607334...
:( don’t say that dude
vro… 🥀
still scaffold
:( don’t say that dude
hollow gale
just be happy it ever happened.. don’t be sad that it’s over
things are gonna be okay though :)
It’ll be better as just friends
still scaffold
It’ll be better as just friends
I forgot what even happened for it not to happen
was it cause we weren't high enough levels
hollow gale
(we had to be level 50 or some shit)
still scaffold
(we had to be level 50 or some shit)
Yeah
pearl coral
rancid reef
Crazy
cobalt shoal
pearl coral
need a watch like this
rancid reef
Baller
keen palm
i got something similar a 1956 soviet made pobeda 802k
still scaffold
anyways I’m at a party, I’m glad you here homie
drowsy finch
Rali Folley is probably in her Honda Civic arc soon
still cove
need a watch like this
SAME!
astral ether
Rali Folley is probably in her Honda Civic arc soon
Getting a new car?
quiet sun
Just had one of our party members fucking die in tonight’s D&D session. I’m gutted
astral ether
man I wish I had a group for ttrpgs
I would fucking love to play or run LANCER for a group
unreal bay
Half sword x half life teaser??
Half Life: Sword new HL game
astral ether
also would love to play trench crusade against someone
unreal bay
Galunga :3
True words
still scaffold
Half Life: Sword new HL game
Peak
astral ether
one of my friends is into it but they have no interest in playing it with me until the game is finalized
unreal bay
Doors in UK are interesting
still scaffold
Doors in UK are interesting
why is there grass all over the stairs
unreal bay
UK
unreal bay
Not like it's a gta 6 screenshot
still scaffold
Not like it's a gta 6 screenshot
it could be
unreal bay
Not
still scaffold
you could just be gaslighting me
rancid reef
naw
unreal bay
No gaslighting allowed
rancid reef
diesellighting on the otherhand
still scaffold
No gaslighting allowed
unreal bay
Thats allowed
rancid reef
nice
unreal bay
Crazy detail
hoary coral
yo my game not working can someone help?
its the gore menu bug ive already did the bug fix before bc it happened to me a couple months back but this time when i tried it didnt work and now i cant play or get past the gore menu
unreal bay
merry wyvern
Ready or Not mod let's you play as a fun-hating loser!!!
cobalt shoal
Ready or Not mod let's you play as a fun-hating loser!!!
Omg it's the people who shoot dogs
merry wyvern
If God didn't want me drunk while handling firearms, why did he give me two hands??
merry wyvern
Rali killed the jeep
cobalt shoal
Buh
merry wyvern
At least you'll be cured of the affliction of being a jeep driver
drowsy finch
At least you'll be cured of the affliction of being a jeep driver
:(
Honda Civic Rali will cut people off for fun
merry wyvern
Jeep Rali didnt?
drowsy finch
Jeep Rali didnt?
No!
merry wyvern
Quite the anomaly
drowsy finch
I’m a very cautious (extremely paranoid) driver
merry wyvern
You might be the only normal driver who drove a jeep
drowsy finch
You might be the only normal driver who drove a jeep
Past tense </3
My mechanic said the engine’s ready to give out :(
10 years of service tho !!
merry wyvern
Usually Jeep drivers are tweaking off of 96 vials of skooma on the road
random hound
how i kick in this game
merry wyvern
space
drowsy finch
Usually Jeep drivers are tweaking off of 96 vials of skooma on the road
Blerghg
Personally I was normal
drowsy finch
I loved my jeep
drowsy finch
Its a shame it sucksssss now :(
random hound
man im stucked in the 1 boss
drowsy finch
man im stucked in the 1 boss
unreal bay
Hakr
unreal bay
drowsy finch
Glacxyyy what car do youu have :)
unreal bay
Legs
ornate oyster
Crazy detail
why they also didin't bold "VICE" on the car text
unreal bay
I don't have Cats
drowsy finch
Legs
Oh yeaahhh european people dont need cars because everything isn’t many thousand miles away
drowsy finch
wtf <:wow:1080800702051389460>
cobalt shoal
unreal bay
Oh yeaahhh european people dont need cars because everything isn’t many thousand...
In the Netherlands yes
random hound
he just divided me💀
drowsy finch
Oh I really really like this
cobalt shoal
Real
drowsy finch
In the Netherlands yes
My work is a 20 minute drive away :3
cobalt shoal
Imagine working
unreal bay
Pfttt ikr
cobalt shoal
Just be unemployed and drink all day
unreal bay
Just be unemployed and drink all day
Like this man
drowsy finch
Just be unemployed and drink all day
Miserable :(
cobalt shoal
Miserable :(
Incorrect
unreal bay
Miserable :(
Shuueeuppp
cobalt shoal
Me when I lie
drowsy finch
Shuueeuppp
Baaaaaaa
unreal bay
Merwp
cobalt shoal
Mrow
astral ether
My jeep is fucked, said the mechanic
that sucks to hear, but at least you're able to get a new car rather fast
I'm still driving my shit bucket 3000 that's a year older than me lmao
but it gets me from point a to point b and that's enough for me
drowsy finch
I'm still driving my shit bucket 3000 that's a year older than me lmao
92,000 miles :(
drowsy finch
I think mine has more lmao
Probbbyyy
unreal bay
Woah whwjwjhez omgg
drowsy finch
The jeep is from 2015
zenith dirge
im glad i aint the only one that does helicopters with my willie
unreal bay
im glad i aint the only one that does helicopters with my willie
You and me both. Willie technique
drowsy finch
This is what we’re missing, this is what the dev build has that we dont
unreal bay
This is what we’re missing, this is what the dev build has that we dont
That's demo buld
drowsy finch
That's demo buld
Shut up :(
zenith dirge
You and me both. Willie technique
spin that shit
unreal bay
Shut up :(
subtle rock
ts (this) game is so fye @pearl coral
pearl coral
ts (this) game is so fye <@216719867913568256>
it really is man
unreal bay
Honest thought, I wonder if gta 6 beats cyberpunk 2077 in graphical representation.
Since cp2077 has Path tracing
quiet monolith
Honest thought, I wonder if gta 6 beats cyberpunk 2077 in graphical representati...
Half Sword
subtle rock
half sword cinematic mode
unreal bay
Went to a museum
quiet monolith
Show us the infoplate
unreal bay
Didn't took a pic of that.
cobalt shoal
Didn't took a pic of that.
zenith dirge
"breakfast in Tijuana" gotta be one of pd2's shittiest heists, but im playing it because it uses the funny mexican cops
cobalt shoal
"breakfast in Tijuana" gotta be one of pd2's shittiest heists, but im playing it...
Goat Simulator heist on Death Sentence
zenith dirge
Goat Simulator heist on Death Sentence
that too is absolute buns
cobalt shoal
that too is absolute buns
What is that other heist
The really shitty one on that big ass hill or whatever
drowsy finch
Went to a museum today
FROM HALF SWORD
unreal bay
# FROM HALF SWORD
Um UK museum
zenith dirge
The really shitty one on that big ass hill or whatever
the train one?
zenith dirge
The forest one
that one is alright-ish, its only redeeming quality is shooting down-range at enemies
stable palm
one slash from my shortsword-sized dagger to the throat was all it took. He backed away, stood still for a few seconds as if deciding whether to continue, then surrendered.
drowsy finch
one slash from my shortsword-sized dagger to the throat was all it took. He back...
Yeah! That happens to me a lot with my billhook :3
cobalt shoal
that one is alright-ish, its only redeeming quality is shooting down-range at en...
Yeah, but you can't jump once or you'll take a shit ton of fall damage
stable palm
Yeah! That happens to me a lot with my billhook :3
cobalt shoal
Total bs
zenith dirge
Yeah, but you can't jump once or you'll take a shit ton of fall damage
True
astral ether
I'm STARTING to get the hang of the bo staff tech
drowsy finch
https://tenor.com/view/flag-gif-25164937
YESSS YESSS ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR ALL HAIL HIS LEGIONAIRRES !!!!
cobalt shoal
YESSS YESSS ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR ALL HAIL HIS LEGIONAIRRES !!!!
Fallout New Vegas reference
drowsy finch
Fallout New Vegas reference
Caesar would get beheaded instantly upon coming in contact with the Imperial Legion
stable palm
astral ether
YESSS YESSS ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR ALL HAIL HIS LEGIONAIRRES !!!!
what about this take: the stormcloaks and the thalmor both suck ass
astral ether
me when I have to choose between two extremes
stable palm
what about this take: the stormcloaks and the thalmor both suck ass
uhhhh, the truth? why you askin' what 2 + 2 is?
astral ether
(racism and racism)
runic socket
(racism and racism)
that world famous bethesda-style political intrigue
astral ether
drowsy finch
I'm STARTING to get the hang of the bo staff tech
drowsy finch
Mine is still a lot less fluid lol
I like practicing that motion a lot
astral ether
Practice does make perfect lol
drowsy finch
uhhhh, the truth? why you askin' what 2 + 2 is?
(its 4 for people who don't know 🥰 )
astral ether
Thank you, I’m not good with numbers
No idea how I got into college tbh
Addition is hard
drowsy finch
guhwuh
kindred tartan
We should name the boss Willie’s
drowsy finch
astral ether
GOOD GRIEF, HE'S NAKED!
drowsy finch
this guy didnt even try!
frigid kernel
No joke, picked up a long chandelier during carnage and I collapsed and got stabbed
drowsy finch
@astral ether I sidestepped this idiot
astral ether
Beautiful lmao
drowsy finch
astral ether
good shit
I love it when this bug happens because I get to bully willies for a bit
the absolute disrespect I put into that back hand lmao
drowsy finch
the absolute disrespect I put into that back hand lmao
astral ether
https://tenor.com/view/conquest-watch-yo-tone-conquest-slap-conquest-vs-invincib...
TRUE
true mauve
merry wyvern
We should name the boss Willie’s
They are named. Willie.
Willies to Willies, Willies to Willies, all return to Willy
true mauve
just finished killing 100 peasants! no death!
W
kindred tartan
Willies to Willies, Willies to Willies, all return to Willy
Maybe the
Willie’s were the friends we made along the way
astral ether
HOLY SHIT I THINK I GOT THE STAFF TECH DOWN
ok yeah I can get it kinda consistently
now it's just actually hitting
mystic marlin
true mauve
https://tenor.com/view/snot-snot-band-dobbs-dog-dobbs-doing-a-trick-gif-14483038...
I agree
true mauve
Do you listen to Snot? I listen to Snot. I’m a fan of Snot.
What
mystic marlin
Wow
Day. Ruined.
Just listen to the first 2 seconds you’ll understand everything
viscid pine
cobalt shoal
drowsy finch
astral ether
Doink
astral ether
https://tenor.com/view/sheep-bull-headbutt-gif-3493145
What would you do if that cow just went fucking flying, like team rocket lmao
mystic marlin
What would you do if that cow just went fucking flying, like team rocket lmao
Nothing
dim hawk
how do I use lower tier weapons against higher tier foes?
I see you can get a point bonus for doing so, according to a video
oh nvvm I found it lol
forest falcon
restive trench
dim hawk
I feel like the progression in this game is the true level 1 crook to level 1000 godfather sim
cinder thunder
I feel like the progression in this game is the true level 1 crook to level 1000...
like bro the learning curve is super steep
dim hawk
yeah it is. Tonight is the first time I've gotten past commoner lol
I am up to veteran! The spiky mega stick was my crutch lol
runic socket
it was the crutch of a hundred thousand french militia men before you
merry wyvern
At least before they became walking baguettes
Natural evolution of the French. At a certain age you become a baguette.
cinder thunder
I am up to veteran! The spiky mega stick was my crutch lol
It took me 90 hours to get to the last tier
Good luck 😈😈😈
hollow gale
guess what
cinder thunder
Chicken butt
green briar
been tryin this out lately
astral ether
starting to get somewhere with the staff techniques
a little clumsy but a win is a win
smoky portal
starting to get somewhere with the staff techniques
Progress is 🗣️ 🤌
hollow gale
Chicken butt
this guy fucking gets it. you’re chill like that
smoky portal
Chef's kiss
hollow gale
cinder thunder
smoky portal
Good heavens
green briar
this guy fucking hated me apparently
loud jasper
the local mob boss who claims to be for the people upon me owing them 3 dollars
astral ether
tbf if I was that guy I too probably would not enjoy someone trying to style on me
maybe a little deserved
(keep styling on him anyways)
hollow gale
the local mob boss who claims to be for the people upon me owing them 3 dollars
i killed my local mob boss and became level 100
green briar
(keep styling on him anyways)
you know it
dim hawk
starting to get somewhere with the staff techniques
oooh. I really love polearms but I find them a tad janky in this game. How did you manage that spin around your head?
astral ether
oooh. I really love polearms but I find them a tad janky in this game. How did y...
practicing timing of switching hands lol
at like the full momentum of the swing, if you time it right and have the right angle, you can complete the loop
I'm gonna be honest, I'm a little dog at explaining it because I'm just starting to get it myself lol, but genuinely take some time to fuck around with it, and you'll start to get a feel for it
might not be a bad idea to try it out on that training dummy lol
maiden geode
I almost reached the end, but in the end I died because of some guy with a sword who somehow cut through the armor and killed me. I want to smash my laptop
ivory fjord
I almost reached the end, but in the end I died because of some guy with a sword...
there are cheaper ways to vent your insecurities
spice token
KGB update when
green briar
oooh. I really love polearms but I find them a tad janky in this game. How did y...
switch hands (X) mid swing
ivory fjord
thats a fuckin segway
spice token
When you win against fully armored stalin knight a KGB member appears on your back and puts you in the Abyss
green briar
chat, rate this kill?
maiden geode
there are cheaper ways to vent your insecurities
I thought I'd even make a screenshot of how I'd win against the last boss.
And as a result, he died of some kind of homeless man.
ivory fjord
happens
spice token
like gnomes
Dwarves
ivory fjord
the life of a willy is shortlived
ivory fjord
chat, rate this kill?
lotta swinging but that was a nice thrust anyway
maiden geode
I'm going to do it all over again.
green briar
they called me thrust master in high school
maiden geode
Remember me, I'll be back.
ivory fjord
they called me thrust master in high school
forest falcon
Why does fish and oatmeal taste like throw up
ivory fjord
grease+fatty acids
not so much grease as like, greasy texture
idk why youd ever mix the two together
unless its a survival thing
astral ether
FUCKING GOT IT
whiffed the first time but we don't care about that
so is the trick that it builds momentum and does more damage or is it purely that it looks cool lmao
ivory fjord
it is not a fast swinging attack, so you gotta time it well, and hope you get a full connect on the hit
ivory fjord
more or less lol
astral ether
I do not care if it's impractical, styling is always worth it
forest falcon
ivory fjord
keeps you entertained in a game like this
forest falcon
astral ether
keeps you entertained in a game like this
definitely
forest falcon
chimken wing
i love how sometiems the body parts are stuck at certain rotation
swift moss
why is snake doing caramelldansen 😭 @lunar stream
forest falcon
why is snake doing caramelldansen 😭 <@1160109391522037784>
swift moss
true
vocal juniper
day 900 of asking for off handing half swording
stable basin
beautiful comparison
vernal crow
pollaxe is the best weapon
forest falcon
loud dragon
yall how to store items
vernal crow
yall how to store items
hold E or Q
vague jacinth
FUCKING GOT IT
oberynn martell
spice token
FUCKING GOT IT
This is how you handle Greatswords
spice token
pollaxe is the best weapon
Muh heckin Plancon
rose surge
This is how you handle Greatswords
in the vr mod i made i one handed a greatsword and killed baron
the vr mod isn't for download rn i got to fix some bugs
pale meteor
I am slowly getting better at this blocking thing
prime hawk
guys how do i take my other weapon out if my main one fell
astral basin
Hold e
opal vessel
hello
forest falcon
guys how do i take my other weapon out if my main one fell
press R and select it
potent wagon
how do i win the ultimate challenge
sharp dust
how do i win the ultimate challenge
stab alot
potent wagon
ok i will try again
restive trench
I am slowly getting better at this blocking thing
send fov img
plush shore
how tf you play this game
pale sparrow
They are usually crazy
Its a stereotype that i have found to be true from experience
But not to that extreme lmao
slate summit
uhhh guys hes not dying
grand bane
The wha?
calm relic
zenith dirge
gloomy urchin
subtle rock
I had dreams about crusader Kings 3 the entire night @pearl coral
I don't dream all that often
But last night I did a lot of it
gloomy urchin
vro i invented new scp in my dream
something something phone something something changes your face
subtle rock
vro i invented new scp in my dream
thats the beauty of my dream nothing weird happened
gloomy urchin
that by itself is weird
zenith dirge
true mauve
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/86484642730885120/1243897974971437131/tog...
I have no soul
gloomy urchin
i need for once a silly dream that doesnt end up being a mini story in a book
subtle rock
I cant quite remember what exactly since I'm awake now but I remember being like from the perspective of my king and doing the things you do in game and I very vividly remember the king of Scotland because he was wearing a silver mask to cover his disfigured face
gloomy urchin
u stink
subtle rock
that by itself is weird
But it was great
forest falcon
gloomy urchin
hmm
kenshi.
gloomy urchin
do u wanna talk about it
zenith dirge
✋ 😛 🤚
gloomy urchin
what is that supposed to mean
gloomy urchin
ur ragebaits are insanely good
subtle rock
unreal bay
subtle rock
what is the name of this monstrocity
Half sword
unreal bay
what is this
Final Fantasy dlc
gloomy urchin
can we have dragonslayer dlc
zenith dirge
piss armor
gloomy urchin
@zenith dirge how old are u
vague tinsel
zenith dirge
<@1191931103607537664> how old are u
why tf you asking? creep
gloomy urchin
why tf you asking? creep
to know where to hit if i wanna come up with some insult
but instead i'll say curiosity
vague tinsel
Interesting reason.
zenith dirge
to know where to hit if i wanna come up with some insult
but instead i'll say cu...
i aint telling you my age, i already know your a fucking weirdo
gloomy urchin
i aint telling you my age, i already know your a fucking weirdo
how
vague tinsel
Shut the fuck up this aint your conversation
gloomy urchin
ohh wait he's projecting that makes more sense now
gloomy urchin
Shut the fuck up this aint your conversation
who asked you to get involved
zenith dirge
could u elaborate
nah, i think you already are well aware
wait hold on, that is weird as fuck
gloomy urchin
nah, i think you already are well aware
i am well aware that your reasoning is wrong which is why i am asking to take it todms
unreal bay
<@1191931103607537664> how old are u
He's 45
subtle rock
Last time I did that I got doxxed in main chat.
Ralp going thru it 😓🥀
vague tinsel
I aint posting a photo of me but here is my dog.
zenith dirge
I aint posting a photo of me but here is my dog.
dawg
gloomy urchin
I aint posting a photo of me but here is my dog.
is this new york
zenith dirge
My dawg
gloomy urchin
i hope your dog chews on your boots
zenith dirge
i hope your dog chews on your boots
she chews on socks instead
gloomy urchin
are they yumy
oblique gate
right why does my game crash every 5 mins
zenith dirge
right why does my game crash every 5 mins
lower graphics and blood
gloomy urchin
gosh i love compiling 390 libs jsut to run the basic template!!
of an app!!
which is just a fucking browser with window controller!!
bloating a freaking programming language is insane!!
trail shuttle
of an app!!
you get what you deserve for calling programs apps
gloomy urchin
you get what you deserve for calling programs apps
app is a computer program designed for a particular purpose
trail shuttle
app is a computer program designed for a particular purpose
as opposed to computer programs that aren't designed for any purpose
gloomy urchin
"erm actually🤓☝️"'-ing me because i - god forbid - used the wrong word even though not a single fucking soul in programming world cares is silliest thing i've seen in a while
trail shuttle
you erm actually'd me first, wut
gloomy urchin
i bet you throw hands whenever someone calls neovim an ide
gloomy urchin
you erm actually'd me first, wut
are you stupid
patent seal
ermmmm!!
trail shuttle
Are you using Rust?
gloomy urchin
yes
trail shuttle
oh then you get what you deserve
trail shuttle
there are a lot of seconds to be spent waiting for Rust code to compile
just use C++
gloomy urchin
gotta learn 'em tauri
cosmic rain
gloomy urchin
fast
equally painful for high and low level
people somehow managing to have rust projects that arent 5 gb is a mystery to me
so fast rust analyzer doesnt even work until u save file
zenith dirge
gloomy urchin
@zenith dirge whar do u do for a living
zenith dirge
<@1191931103607537664> whar do u do for a living
none ya
gloomy urchin
dont be so mean
unreal bay
<@1191931103607537664> whar do u do for a living
He builds bubby houses
runic basin
I'm on ultimate challenge but when I try to play the earlier classes my opponent is always in maxed out gear
broken stag
i just beat another guy to death using another guys head (in half sword ofc)
gloomy urchin
chatgpt'ing instead of googling is equivalent of googling instead of reading a book
wild iron
chatgpt'ing instead of googling is equivalent of googling instead of reading a b...
what does this mean?
gloomy urchin
exactly what it states
wild iron
that google is better than chatgpt?
wild iron
By my calculations, your hypothesis has fallen victim to a critical logic failure
gloomy urchin
about the same as "you should go to library instead of trusting wikipedia"
runic basin
I'm on ultimate challenge but when I try to play the earlier classes my opponent...
any help would be nice
zenith dirge
He builds bubby houses
this is true
gloomy urchin
any help would be nice
intended
wild iron
I'm on ultimate challenge but when I try to play the earlier classes my opponent...
it just happens
you have to play ultimate class
gloomy urchin
its intended to make the other levels unplayable?
you're on last tier
if you use weaker class
in reward you get more points per win
runic basin
but I already reached ultimate why would I need more points 😭
gloomy urchin
there is an alternative to ultimate challenge
which is stronger baron but u need points to get to him
wild iron
which is stronger baron but u need points to get to him
i have never heard of this...
gloomy urchin
it is what it is
calm relic
give me the meats
wild iron
give me the meats
calm relic
runic basin
is there any way to fight weaker enemies as a stronger class
I swear ive seen videos on it
gloomy urchin
i shall learn the art of martial arts of half sword
i dont think he was supposed to do it
runic basin
damn this game had potential
zenith dirge
damn this game had potential
wdym "had"?
viral basin
slop...
zenith dirge
I played before the demo
and??
gloomy urchin
unreal bay
Why bottom Willie got lipgloss on
gloomy urchin
gloomy urchin
Why bottom Willie got lipgloss on
you better explain that shit first what the fuck vro
gloomy urchin
fix
gloomy urchin
unreal bay
gloomy urchin
ok this is pure comedy
unreal bay
Warped face
gloomy urchin
i gotta do that more often lmao
why willie sometimes cant grip for shit and others holds like his life depends on it
frail nacelle
Some are stubborn as all hell and won't give up even after losing both legs
Some will surrender after getting a papercut
gloomy urchin
Each Willie is different
is it possible to break a bone by gripping correctly
frail nacelle
Maybe? I've seen them break legs by falling weird. It would have to be a lot of force though
forest falcon
guh
unreal bay
Skrill izzue
zenith dirge
payday 2 would go crazy if it had a versus mode like l4d2
playing as a cloaker would be fun as shit
gloomy urchin
Skrill izzue
unreal bay
Stong wilie
unreal bay
payday 2 would go crazy if it had a versus mode like l4d2
Payday 4
gloomy urchin
zenith dirge
\
gloomy urchin
ornate stump
Wild
ornate stump
No
zenith dirge
willie dead
forest falcon
gloomy urchin
zenith dirge
slay
unreal bay
Dragon slay
gloomy urchin
sly arch
Dude
This game is so fucking fun
Ive been playing for three days and I have like 13 hours
jade whale
This game is so fucking fun
Bro what
sly arch
Its fun
forest falcon
karmic nexus
graceful flax
thoughts?
frail nacelle
Ive been playing for three days and I have like 13 hours
I'd hate to see just how many hours I've put into the demos so far
frail nacelle
It's solid for only playing for three days
sly arch
It's solid for only playing for three days
Thank you
stuck arch
Where the stool at? Willy want bonk bonk
sly arch
Im trying to learn like, real sword techniques
true mauve
Hello hello
stuck arch
https://tenor.com/view/shadow-and-rake-the-company-please-feel-at-ease-mr-ling-c...
Literally me ever time I wake up (I woke up at 11 pm after sleeping at 6 and I will never fall back asleep)
stone spade
Im trying to learn like, real sword techniques
I still wish this game has a way to zwerch
sly arch
Excuse me, I gotta look up what a zwerch is
stone spade
it's usually what I'm doing when I actually spar
stuck arch
stone spade
Excuse me, I gotta look up what a zwerch is
German cross cut
stuck arch
No head?
graceful flax
so no head?!?
the guy doesnt have his arms, legs, and half his torso
i dismembered him
sly arch
German cross cut
Oh its like when you 180
forest falcon
Literally me ever time I wake up (I woke up at 11 pm after sleeping at 6 and I w...
DT speedrun
stuck arch
Everything a Willy can function without
sly arch
Thats dope they gotta add that
stuck arch
DT speedrun
Huh wuts that mean
stone spade
Oh its like when you 180
you hold the sword in a thumb grip and cut using the rotation of the blade
true mauve
Happy Mothers Day to the people with mothers
forest falcon
delirium tremens
sly arch
you hold the sword in a thumb grip and cut using the rotation of the blade
Yeah thats dope, I saw a video on it
probably
forest falcon
it's not fun
graceful flax
when this game has an online feature
i want a 100 willies vs 1 gorilla game mode
it will lag SO HARD
stuck arch
1 pitchfork Willie>>> 10000000 gorillas on steroids
Fuck it 1 pitchfork Willie >>> doomslayer
I wanna mod the game again so I can go pitchfork Willie no armour and slaughter that top tier dude
brazen basin
persona 4
pearl coral
I had dreams about crusader Kings 3 the entire night <@216719867913568256>
NO JOKE I DID TOO 
i dreamt of the effects of granting my kingdom titles to powerful vassals
gloomy urchin
NO JOKE I DID TOO <:cry:930558646998401034>
you two should coop
anyways goob night chat
pearl coral
you two should coop
trying to one day
untold wraith
Im boutta throw a fit
I was a fatalerror denier since day one
Tell me why i get a fatal error just as i was about to beat the last boss
drowsy finch
What would you do if that cow just went fucking flying, like team rocket lmao
I’d be very grateful for my strengthh
drowsy finch
been tryin this out lately
Its the best!!!!
frail nacelle
I was a fatalerror denier since day one
felt this
honestly if I crash one more time five waves in I'm just gonna stop trying
untold wraith
This one is for the devs and the devs only 😂😂😂🫱🫱
zenith dirge
i want fossil stingray
forest falcon
This one is for the devs and the devs only 😂😂😂🫱🫱
man im dead
drowsy finch
i want fossil stingray
What a guy ! :3
untold wraith
man im dead
merry wyvern
There's no mod that replaces Yasuke.
Fine, I'll do it myself.
stone spade
merry wyvern
That's a succubus
placid vector
cobalt shoal
vague tinsel
@drowsy finch hop on zombiod(;
merry wyvern
Afternoon, ralp
true hornet
hello server booster
subtle rock
NO JOKE I DID TOO <:cry:930558646998401034>
holy copycat
we're actually so locked in
zenith dirge
cobalt shoal
<@802815398231801866> hop on zombiod(;
pale quail
holy copycat
I need a crusader kings mod that replaces all characters by willie
merry wyvern
I forgot my friend is the biggest hater of all, shouldn't have informed him that I'm making a game
"You should go to school for coding" who's gonna tell him that YouTube exists
Bro wants me to waste money
indigo hare
Bro wants me to waste money
You should go to school for coding
merry wyvern
Not unc too ☹️
cobalt shoal
merry wyvern
https://img.itch.zone/aW1hZ2UvMTA4OTQ1NC8xMTEzNDk0Mi5naWY=/original/k9j%2FPW.gif
This is what happens if you do not grant them leave for gay sex, on thy goodness.
cobalt shoal
This is what happens if you do not grant them leave for gay sex, on thy goodness...
Do you plan on adding gay sex to your game?
merry wyvern
Yes
cobalt shoal
Fuck yes
merry wyvern
Gay sex demo drops on the 20th
grand bane
https://tenor.com/view/worms-skin-breaking-bad-gus-gif-25776725
I didnt even do anything this time
cobalt shoal
I didnt even do anything this time
cobalt shoal
Wrong GIF.
unreal bay
This is what happens if you do not grant them leave for gay sex, on thy goodness...
Good
grand bane
Wrong GIF.
sure buddy
cobalt shoal
sure buddy
unreal bay
cobalt shoal
MEOW
unreal bay
Moew
merry wyvern
Bro 😭
cobalt shoal
Whoops
grand bane
merry wyvern
cobalt shoal
Hat grime
merry wyvern
Ligma
merry wyvern
grand bane
forest falcon
How is everyone?
hungry
merry wyvern
Me when skooma
forest falcon
Me when skooma
forest falcon
grand bane
https://tenor.com/view/klassny-klassni-klassny-klassni-kot-gif-15764074524754019...
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't
true mauve
hello
cobalt shoal
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where...
I can't read btw
true mauve
I can't read btw
grand bane
education system moment
forest falcon
I can't read btw
🫲 🖐️ 🤏 🙌
forest falcon
👍
drowsy finch
<@802815398231801866> hop on zombiod(;
Would love to! At the bar thoo
lyric flare
Every time I try to play I get an error about shaders
forest falcon
Every time I try to play I get an error about shaders
lyric flare
https://tenor.com/view/gpu-gif-19888441
No, more like Windows 10 tower with an intel processor and a GPU I don’t know the name of (I’m a Mac user normally)
cobalt shoal
https://tenor.com/view/gpu-gif-19888441
lyric flare
https://tenor.com/view/gpu-gif-19888441
More like windows 10 with intel processor and a GPU I don’t know how to find the name of in the computer
I’m a Mac user normally
indigo hare
Incredible
lyric flare
My dog sounded like the bomb fish from Subnautica 🤣
merry wyvern
Seeing if I can trade my current GPU for my friends old one because his old one is better than mine.
Although idk if he got a new one sooo
lunar stream
chat green olives or black olives
merry wyvern
I prefer green
lunar stream
I prefer green
i hope your city gets attacked by a sharknado
hollow gale
Good morning everyone
merry wyvern
i hope your city gets attacked by a sharknado
Fuck you, Plasmadick, rip his legs off
hollow gale
but why
merry wyvern
Because he displeased me
merry wyvern
Pretty please???
hollow gale
ehh…
rancid ether
There is no Tomorrow
unreal bay
GalaxyHighCarshal
Krautcat
lyric flare
chat green olives or black olives
BLACK
merry wyvern
Oppressor V.1
Specialized Police Tactical Unit, deployed where overwhelming firepower is needed more than surgical action.
drowsy finch
Oppressor V.1
*Specialized Police Tactical Unit, deployed where overwhelming fi...
Gets 2 tapped by John Bodyguard
merry wyvern
Enforcer V.1
Specialized Police Tactical Unit, deployed where speed, surprise, and violence of action are more important than heavy firepower.
ivory fjord
Willy sure looks different
delicate swift
guyy how can i download half sword multiplayer
drowsy finch
Will he half sword
sharp dust
Why are the same 7 people active here everyday
cobalt shoal
Why are the same 7 people active here everyday
Dead internet theory.
sharp dust
And like a special appearance every tuesday
drowsy finch
Why are the same 7 people active here everyday
¯_(ツ)_/¯
lunar stream
GOD'S CALL, HOLY ORDER, KNIGHTS OF JESUS CHRIST CHARGE FROM THE TEMPLE 🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥
median sierra
@plain scroll No balls
median sierra
https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-25420112
plain scroll
drowsy finch
<:Ivanjak:1290487075484864573>
Mantic 
peak barn
https://tenor.com/view/we-happy-few-watch-yo-tone-meme-gif-11370672274845364999
How I feel when I get Willie with a clean left hook
lunar stream
fuck this is pretty
shell lichen
what might this mean
plain scroll
Mantic <:gwa:1344550019608477696>
peak barn
what might this mean
I wish we had a tech support chat so ppl who has issues like this can get help
shell lichen
I wish we had a tech support chat so ppl who has issues like this can get help
i downloaded hs enhancer again after the first one was automatically deleted, then i ran into this
hollow gale
I wish we had a tech support chat so ppl who has issues like this can get help
you could always start another thread
not a bad idea imo
peak barn
True but issue with threads is ppl need to know they exist
hollow gale
it would be nice to keep all of the answers in one spot so it’s easier to link people to the answer
peak barn
Mhmm
hollow gale
I’m sure they would still ask here, but then you could just hit ‘em with the message link.
peak barn
Oooo, good idea actually