general-catfish-🐱🐟

[pearl coral]

no joke

[idle crest]

[lucid atlas]

oh shit

what is it based off on?!

where’d you finally decide to get it

[idle crest]

I'm buying an oxy-acetylene torch next week so I can start making my ciurass

[worldly vapor]

SMITH IN CHAT

[idle crest]

not yet

I took my ciurass apart because i want to alter it to look like a specific source, then i need to ad cuisses to my leg harness, and lastly i need to fix the elbows on my arm harness

[lucid atlas]

Neat

[idle crest]

oh and i need to get a pair of mitten gauntlets because finger gauntlets are shit

[lucid atlas]

I personally haven’t started yet because of various reasons

Im still in the process of figuring out what I want exactly

[idle crest]

i was hoping to finish my full plate by july but i doubt ill manage it

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/food-gif-20616531

[raven ore]

Why is he eating that

[cobalt shoal]

Hungry.

[indigo hare]

Why aren’t you

Scared?

[worldly vapor]

how do u even learn how to be a smith

[raven ore]

im too busy flying

[idle crest]

I know a guy, also, just hit it with a hammer and see what happens

[worldly vapor]

based

simply heat random metals and hit them

[idle crest]

you dont even need to heat mild steel

[worldly vapor]

form a helmet out of several hundred spoons

[idle crest]

no you buy steel in sheets

[raven ore]

rope helmet wip....

[worldly vapor]

no I am making a spoon helmet

[pearl coral]

the pistoia altarpiece, it's an Aegis Armoury munitions thing specifically for HEMA

fits over my spes jacket

[lucid atlas]

ohhh that one

I thought you were getting something for like reenactment

still good

[pearl coral]

naw we fitin

probably going to get the barbute overlay too

[idle crest]

ewwww

barbute?

[pearl coral]

it fits over a fencing mask

i dont really like them but i dont have an alternative other than a kettle overlay or a separate helmet (which i will eventually get)

[idle crest]

i only wear a helmet in my sparring because insurance says i have to.

[pearl coral]

Okay

[lucid atlas]

Nice

Im still trying to figure out Milanese or English

[pearl coral]

it also comes with spaulders

[lucid atlas]

both have good interesting set ups

[subtle rock]

ck3 is bitlife 2

[idle crest]

basing my armour of of these two

[pearl coral]

would love to have one of these

[worldly vapor]

why is the poleaxe head so big

[idle crest]

to kill things deader darling.

[lucid atlas]

Pauldrons with reinforced braces are so cool

[pearl coral]

i love the lilypad ones like that

[lucid atlas]

With the Milanese harness i plan to have two configurations with the pauldrons that fit with specific situations

Spaulders for the Great bascinet, and normal pauldrons with reinforced braces with like an armet or a sallet

The big thing i want though is plate voiders for the legs and vambraces

[idle crest]

i should get pauldrons for my great bascinet tbh

[lucid atlas]

I mean spaulders work better with a great bascinet but i can see them working normally with those

[idle crest]

i also need to alter my great bascinet slighty because annoyingly theres no way to lock the visor down.

[lucid atlas]

Its just that its optimized better with spaulders

[subtle rock]

@pearl coral

[subtle rock]

actually bitlife

[pearl coral]

i love going to war and seeing the other guy have negative money

sometimes if my liege is fighting a war with another kingdom for their land but i want the enemy kingdom to keep their land so i personally can take it later i'll send them repeated gifts to get them out of debt

absolute judas play

[idle crest]

if im going to be walking tank im going to be a walking tank to the max

[lucid atlas]

That’s what i want to also achieve with the Milanese harness

somehow having almost no gaps to stab through me which is mainly gonna be the result of having plate voiders

[idle crest]

last time i went to the battle of tewkesbury i was a cringe spearman with a kettle helmet and breastplate, this time i shall have longsword, full plate armour, and a great bascinet, the great bascinet will pair amazingly with the fact i tower over everyone.

[pearl coral]

and now as an emperor with low crown authority i just finance whichever vassal i want to win a domestic war

[merry wyvern]

Skibbidi

[pearl coral]

Hahaha

[lucid atlas]

It makes you feel powerful

This look alone makes you feel like an unstoppable force

Someone that trained since they were young to look like this and kill people

[quiet sun]

Is this your kit Fred??? No shot that fucks

[idle crest]

YES muahahaha, at the battle of evesham i could see people on the enemy side see me and scuttle away because i was one of if not the tallest of hundreds and i was in a fucking great helm with a big fuckoff kite shield and sword.

[lucid atlas]

Nah but i do have plans for something similar

[quiet sun]

You gotta drop the drip man

[idle crest]

Neither of these images are from evesham but its exactly the same stuff i was wearing.

[quiet sun]

God DAMN dude you’re a monster

[lucid atlas]

Its a decent kit aswell

[idle crest]

just missing the leg armour

[quiet sun]

Yeah that’s insane

[idle crest]

dude im fighting in the second image is like 6'1 or 6'2 i think lmao btw

nah probably a bit shorter than that actually

[lucid atlas]

this is what i want to replicate in my kit

the articulation is so eye candy

[raven ore]

the breastplate design

[pearl coral]

the pauldron reinforcement

[raven ore]

the thing that protects your body

[cobalt jay]

Guys, I'm really fond of this game and I really want to make a reinforcement learning project about it. But I never did for a video game before I dunno how to control game with code etc. Any advice would be very helpful and I would be grateful about it

[dim lion]

Pirate chestplate and we call it "arrrrmour" hear me out

[raven ore]

did pirates every wear armor

[merry wyvern]

Pirate armor??? VPN???

[raven ore]

no thats

pirate armor is called a copyright i think

[dim lion]

I dunno but if they did and they didn't call it arrrrmour, they missed a huge chance

[idle crest]

This was my kit at one point, obviously I'm wearing gambeson in these images since I don't have a doublet yet, also that ciurass is in pieces now. Also I'm not wearing the arm harness in either image.

as you can see the ciusses are not there also

[cosmic rain]

What's that? What's a shower?

[merry wyvern]

Alright, chat, already planning what the next / backup project is if Disney shoves a Cease and Desist up my ass

[cosmic rain]

Took me a second but I'm finding where you live now 😋

[idle crest]

alot of my late period kit was form the internet though tbh

thats why i have to alter most of it

[raven ore]

what does it mean sam

[pearl coral]

he didnt say simon says..

[quiet sun]

Ask in #modders-guild-hall

[restive trench]

true

[hollow gale]

skeeee doo doo doo dop dwooowww

bee ba dooo dweeee

[restive trench]

shush yer breath stinks

[merry wyvern]

PLASMADICK !!!!!! HIIIIII

[idle crest]

need to hinge my ciurass first tbh

[subtle rock]

@pearl coral how make baby

[pearl coral]

crabsolutely crabsmatic

[pearl coral]

get wife

it will randomly occur

[subtle rock]

boring

[hollow gale]

its rng really

[pearl coral]

but you can also use the "seduce" option on her

or the other one

cant remember which one ends in boning

[restive trench]

its when a mommy and a daddy love each other so much

[subtle rock]

tell her to make me new baby or i get new wife

[pearl coral]

but it directly acknowledges the event and increases the chance of a child at that point and in future

[pearl coral]

sometimes that's how it is

if she's above like 45 no child

[subtle rock]

can i marry off my wife to imrpove relations

[pearl coral]

you can imprison and behead her if you dont want her anymore

[hollow gale]

skeeee dop dwooowww. be bop doo dee dee doooooo

[idle crest]

Might just go like this for tewkesbury this year actually tbh, because ive got pretty much everything he is wearing and i dont need to modify much to finish this look.

[fierce hearth]

PEAK NEEDS PEAK

[restive trench]

funny how u have the entire mod team (full of adults(ithink)) and ask the ONLY kid in them

[subtle rock]

need baby cus no money can give baby for money

[pearl coral]

we're talking about ck3

[subtle rock]

rich!

[pearl coral]

and i am the only good ck3 player

[restive trench]

LIMBUS COMPAAAAANY

[lucid atlas]

Its a good looo

[restive trench]

sure buddy sure

[idle crest]

ive got the brigandine but it does not have spaulders so ill probably just use my plate spaulders

[subtle rock]

how make people give me money

[spark quartz]

God that armor is so peak

[spark quartz]

OBLIVION? CLOSE THE GATES OF ONLIVION

[pearl coral]

imprison and ransom them

or you can ask the pope

or you can ask a holy order

in the decisions tab

[subtle rock]

how

[idle crest]

man oblivion can so fuck off rn, every time i open the game i remember im a vampire and just close it again

none of the fucking vendors that sell soul gems will talk to me because im a vampire

[spark quartz]

Bro it's so easy to get cured

Talk to the mages guild

That's how I did it anyway

[pearl coral]

right click on the pope

[zenith dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/postal-dude-epic-win-postal-2-default-dance-postal-gif-14583707758204293421

[idle crest]

i did and now i need 5 grand soul gems

[subtle rock]

wait im in war

[idle crest]

of which i have only found 1

[spark quartz]

You can find them at the mage guild vendors at the individual mage guild locations

I'm pretty sure there's some you can steal too

[idle crest]

nah i cant even really be arsed ngl

[spark quartz]

Zamn

Rip bros oblivion playthrough

[idle crest]

yea im not being forced into a dumb quest that i dont care to do

can fuck right off game.

[pearl coral]

@restive trench if you get ck3 and play multiplayer with me and yemil and others you will get access to all the DLC i have

which is all the DLC

[restive trench]

if

yeah im flat broke rn

[pearl coral]

sigh

[zenith dirge]

bubinian mind control

[pearl coral]

i had to buy the game for him too

[restive trench]

its ok

i have exams this month anyways

i will get money

uhhh idk but i will probably

[restive trench]

its funny how the trick isnt working

when i look at a white dot the others dissappear not turn black

[quiet sun]

Blueberry CK3 would go hard

[spark quartz]

Curved. Swords.

[quiet sun]

You just have curved bundles of dots

[restive trench]

no, i do not take orders from an image

[restive trench]

thanks sillyhead

[spark quartz]

Np I'm peak

[restive trench]

yeah he's gonna go bankrupt before he even starts the game

[zenith dirge]

oh....

[restive trench]

gonna invest all of his gold into reese's

[gusty geode]

https://imgur.com/a/bZ7V58q

hello people

[restive trench]

kcd3 looking 🔥

[pearl coral]

i want to get the whole gang together but its hard to

[restive trench]

break the law

[quiet sun]

I’m never free weekends😭

[pearl coral]

galaxy, cvck, easter, yemil, veroo, sam

All Stars.

[restive trench]

yeah i suck at these games but love playing them with friends

[subtle rock]

dear god everybody can play?

[restive trench]

most fun i have is being bad at a game and disappointing my friends

[restive trench]

u cant so

[quiet sun]

CK3 is great cuz it can be thoroughly enjoyed as a RPG LARP game with zero skill

[quiet sun]

Esp if you like Choose your own adventure books and stuff.

[subtle rock]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1213668036058550283.gif?size=160&name=dancing+cat

[pearl coral]

the half sword ck3 wars will go bananas

[zenith dirge]

bald guy that kills people face-off who wins?

[subtle rock]

bro banning me from the ck3 session

[restive trench]

wait son i wont have to watch 5 years worth of videos to be able to play

[restive trench]

buy me the game to get unbanned 🤑

[subtle rock]

not at all bro ive clocked a few hours and ive got the basics down, the rest comes with playtime

u kinda figure it out as you go

[ivory fjord]

When are we gonna have a server wide event where everyone with the game participates everyone else can tune in to watch all of the debauchery

[pearl coral]

i have over 230 hours and there are still things that i dont know the ins and outs of

[forest falcon]

no thoughts head empty

[ivory fjord]

I'm saying this as an avid CK3 observer

[subtle rock]

ask the guy who bought me the game

[quiet sun]

Fr yeah you can vibe just completing events and rping as your ruler

[subtle rock]

hes rich or smth

[pearl coral]

i love having characters that get wounded and scarred and become badasses

like this fellow

[restive trench]

sam gonna need to sell his fencing equipment for this one

[pearl coral]

dude lost his eye to the wolf he wears on his shoulders

[forest falcon]

lol Willie tried grabbing the sword with his other arm and accidentally ran into my sword which resulted in this

[quiet sun]

I love always participating in tournaments to try and get a grievous lance wound lmfao

[restive trench]

actually can my pc even run ck3

let me check

[ivory fjord]

Did he have the helmet on when he lost it tho

[pearl coral]

one of the tournaments i participated in my guy got kicked in the neck during wrestling and died instantly

[quiet sun]

It’s not demanding on the small end but it can get tough to run

[pearl coral]

yeah because i dont like to change out their clothing for every event

[forest falcon]

is he ok

[pearl coral]

i really wish the vanilla game let you have different chosen outfits for different events

[subtle rock]

sam i win a war

[restive trench]

ok i can run the mininmal

[pearl coral]

heck yeah

[quiet sun]

Usually it does that but not if you set a specific outfit

[pearl coral]

MY CURRENT CHARACTER IS LIKE ALEXANDER THE GREAT BRO

[restive trench]

9 dollars damn

[pearl coral]

I PULLED OFF LIKE A 30k VS 70k BATTLE

[pearl coral]

i know that's what im saying

[quiet sun]

OH JTS ON SALE

[vernal crow]

cat

[quiet sun]

worth immediately

[pearl coral]

i like my guy to have his slavic crest and this helmet and that armor, that kind of thing

[restive trench]

im broke

[pearl coral]

but then he has sex with his wife in full armor because of it..

[ivory fjord]

Same or I'd buy it lol

[subtle rock]

bro has mena pricing 💔

[quiet sun]

Rippers

[ivory fjord]

Game looks hilarious

[restive trench]

what

[pearl coral]

warfare

[subtle rock]

living in mena and not knowing what mena is might actually be crazy

[ivory fjord]

That's so many people

[quiet sun]

Average CK3 crusade

[ivory fjord]

What's the biggest battle y'all have fought

[restive trench]

mena is a name of some pharoh and last time i checked i am not inside a man

[pearl coral]

a separate allied force occupied the bulk of the enemy army and then i swept down from the very advantageous mountain and killed the smaller forces and then the weakened bulk was pitted against me and DIED

[subtle rock]

MENA

ME-NA

[restive trench]

YEAH TGATS THW DUDE WHO UNITED EGYPT

[pearl coral]

i've partaken in some several hundred thousand guy battles during crusades

[zenith dirge]

payday 2 white house heist on max difficulty, loud

[subtle rock]

no bro its Middle East + North Africa

[quiet sun]

This in Crusader Wars woulda FUCKED

[restive trench]

ts pmo icl

[ivory fjord]

Insane lol

[pearl coral]

look how much stuff i inherited when i got elected to emperor of the HRE

literally an entire court worth of items

i inherited EXCALIBUR bro 🥀

[quiet sun]

Christ how many hunts and tourneys lmfao

[quiet sun]

One of 500 Excaliburs lmfao

[pearl coral]

they added some new interactions for when you behead people btw!

[ivory fjord]

Didn't even know you could be king of the hre

[subtle rock]

hell yeah i hope its a girl so i can give her to somebody

[pearl coral]

you can send their head to their heir or you can keep it in your court

[ivory fjord]

I'm sure the rags to riches stories in these games are something fierce

[pearl coral]

you can be a king in the HRE or the emperor of the HRE

[quiet sun]

Oh fr!!!

[ivory fjord]

That's just Banan

[pearl coral]

i love how detailed the activity things are lol

[pearl coral]

it took like 9 generations of guys but i did it

[quiet sun]

Tutorial player fr

[ivory fjord]

Lmao

[pearl coral]

this playthrough's lore is so bananas

[subtle rock]

yea bro i got the game the other day

[gusty geode]

B. A-N-A-N-A-S?

[restive trench]

man i need to get a job in the summer

[subtle rock]

hell yeah

[restive trench]

oops forgot to cencor my bad

[subtle rock]

thats what she gets for not being pregnant

[restive trench]

BURN BURN BURN BURN

[gusty geode]

KILL THE PETTY QUEEN

[lost palm]

Jump to original message

[gusty geode]

all she does is cheat, take over the monarchy that belongs to my 7 year old son, eat hot chip, and lie

[ivory fjord]

I like that bot

It makes funny quote with picture

[pearl coral]

very observant!

[bronze silo]

Tf typa convo did i run into?

[restive trench]

uhhh

uhhhhhhhh

[bronze silo]

God i wish there was multiplayer

[pearl coral]

the word "exceptionally" just clicked for me

whenever i heard it i always thought of it like "acceptable" as in "just scraping by"

but "exception" being "different from the normal", it makes sense why it means very good

it sounds dumb but the way except and accept sound the same it kind of messed it up in my mind until now

[subtle rock]

YES

[restive trench]

funny how it happend to me with exept and expect

[subtle rock]

bro for the longest time i thought it was just okay but its actually like outstanding

[restive trench]

not accept though

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-same-wavelength-twins-thinking-cosmic-energy-gif-15106217

[ivory fjord]

Linguistics is cool

[restive trench]

true

[subtle rock]

we're too locked in at this point and its getting scary

[karmic nexus]

@pearl coral

[ivory fjord]

Also science

[pearl coral]

Many such cases

[ivory fjord]

Earthquakes in the Midwest US are cool

[restive trench]

i kinda wanna go to a college called Alson which is basically college where u major in languages, i want to major in english and become a etmologist but ion think it has a good future

[subtle rock]

bro dropped the location

[gusty geode]

the prefix ex- actually works like that in a lot of words like exclude, which means to deny someone access to something because they are outside of the activity you are included in, so exceptional is outside of what is usual

[restive trench]

did bro just dox bro

[karmic nexus]

johnson city, tn

[subtle rock]

bro in wiener city

[pearl coral]

if im going down i'm taking you with me ahh brewvi

[restive trench]

sam lives in project zomboid

[karmic nexus]

sam knows what i look like if you need help

[restive trench]

knoxville

[pearl coral]

peak spot

they have a warhammer store

[restive trench]

yeah i think both of i spar together no?

[pearl coral]

nice

[pearl coral]

we've never fought each other in gear before

[restive trench]

useful for the apocalypse

[pearl coral]

his equipment is at the bottom of the red sea

[karmic nexus]

my gear is at the bottom of the read sea

[subtle rock]

there is a warhammer store less than a mile from me and its very out of place

[pearl coral]

..expensive miniatures?

[restive trench]

in the apocalypse ur going to grab what u can from it

[subtle rock]

hell yea

[restive trench]

nobody buys stuff in the apocalypse

[subtle rock]

i got $20 from this

[gusty geode]

YEAH FUCK YOU DOMNALL

[restive trench]

YOOOO

[pearl coral]

do you understand what warhammer we are talking about

[restive trench]

yapperdom when

[gusty geode]

just make sure to make him an earl with a court position or he gets angy

[pearl coral]

i never bother with this mechanic

the powerful vassals can pound sand

[restive trench]

yeah the medival weapon?

[merry wyvern]

I'm twerking

[gusty geode]

true but the amount of times hes tried to overthrow me is SO ANNOYING

[merry wyvern]

Twerking twerking twerking twerking

[restive trench]

he's from gta 6 trailer 1

[subtle rock]

what should i do

[gusty geode]

no the 40k one

[restive trench]

ooooohhhhh

[pearl coral]

lmao

[gusty geode]

be humble and only take mayo

[pearl coral]

all of connacht will be mine !

[subtle rock]

two very conflicting answers

[restive trench]

u can still take a chair and hit zombies with it idk

[subtle rock]

i will go into debt? i cannot afford this

[pearl coral]

then only take mayo

[restive trench]

lmoa

[subtle rock]

can i go into debt

[gusty geode]

yeah but it severly limits you in times where you most need it

[subtle rock]

ill have $3 if i claim ui mhaine

[pearl coral]

yes

[gusty geode]

as long as youre making money and not losing it you should be fine

[subtle rock]

ill have -$60 something if i take it all

[pearl coral]

it is bad though

bad to be in debt

[subtle rock]

alright ill just be humble

[pearl coral]

im making 400 gold a month

[gusty geode]

although you need to raise armies

which cost a lot for MAA regiments

[subtle rock]

👀

[gusty geode]

although sam is probably more well versed in CK3 than me

[gusty geode]

you should only really declare wars when the numbers are green (meaning your armies are much superior to theirs)

[subtle rock]

what does this mean?

[subtle rock]

well yea i figured as much

[restive trench]

ur the man of the house

and she loves u

[gusty geode]

you gained renown because of your wife even though she has bad stewardship skill

[subtle rock]

thats so tuff

[gusty geode]

you ideally want a wife with good stewardship or martial

[restive trench]

whats stewardship

[gusty geode]

makes it easier to get your money up or fight wars respectively

[gusty geode]

how good your money making is essentially

the higher stewardship skill the more money you make

[restive trench]

damn using women to increase ur income

[pearl coral]

i always go for stewardship, my acclaimed knights cover the martial stuff

[gusty geode]

i havent played in a while so correct me if im wrong sam

[pearl coral]

you are not wrong lenny

[gusty geode]

yeah boi get your money up and if your wife is the moneymaker so be it

[restive trench]

wait a minute

in islam youre allowed to have 4 wifes
i think im going to do good financially in this game

[pearl coral]

if you play with us you're probably going to be against most of us

[restive trench]

true

[pearl coral]

we're going to convert you

[restive trench]

never!!!

[gusty geode]

in insular religions you can have concubines too i think but it gets abolished when ireland switches to catholicism

[gusty geode]

on this episode of out of context messages:

[restive trench]

sorry i only speak english

[merry wyvern]

why is bro's background like that what the smemga

[gusty geode]

if youre pagan you can have side hoes but not if you like the new pope

[pearl coral]

nitro

[restive trench]

aaah ok

[ivory fjord]

If I was playing ck3 I'd make it my life goal to try to gather as many ugly children via my rivals' as possible

[gusty geode]

just become a traveller and sleep with all the kings wives

[pearl coral]

one time i executed 70 people by burning them at the stake at the end of a war

[idle crest]

based

[ivory fjord]

Fucking insane

[restive trench]

my goal would probably be to just spread islam as much as i can and thats it

[gusty geode]

talk about a witch hunt

[restive trench]

one thing i cant do

[ivory fjord]

And be ugly!

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811

[ivory fjord]

They'll never see it coming

[pearl coral]

why not

[ivory fjord]

Until children are born. Then they'll suspect

[gusty geode]

yes or better yet become deformed with a plague and make deformed babies

[restive trench]

to spread islam they showed a lot of mercy so if it worked irl it should work in game :shrug:

[pearl coral]

you can get aids

[unkempt fog]

to spread islam they showed a lot of mercy so if it worked irl it should work in game :shrug:

[subtle rock]

i getting taco bell

[restive trench]

shut up machine

[subtle rock]

cantin chiemjn burito

[pearl coral]

you could do that

i was just trying to deal as much as a blow to the enemy as possible

it just so happened that i was allowed to burn them

[gusty geode]

islam can partake in crusades right?

[restive trench]

i CAN but i wont because it makes spreading islam less effective

[gusty geode]

just do that and win

[restive trench]

probably? idk

[pearl coral]

you can also forcibly convert people that are your prisoner

[subtle rock]

bismillah ar rahman ar rahim

[pearl coral]

or torture them

[restive trench]

actually no? arent they like enemies

[restive trench]

that is haram thank u

[pearl coral]

islam can do crusades against christianity

[restive trench]

wait isnt cruades basically christians fighting islamic empire?

[pearl coral]

yeah but islam can do that against christianity

[gusty geode]

the ol switcheroo

[restive trench]

ooo

[subtle rock]

the holy crusades or smth

[ivory fjord]

I thought it was against Judaism, not Islam?

[pearl coral]

it was both

[subtle rock]

to make everybody christian

[ivory fjord]

Yeh, checks out

[subtle rock]

it worked didnt it

[pearl coral]

no

[subtle rock]

crazy

[ivory fjord]

No it didn't lol

[gusty geode]

collateral didnt matter to the christian crusaders lmao

[pearl coral]

crypto-jews

[ivory fjord]

I have a meme for this somewhere

[subtle rock]

🤔 what could this mean

[restive trench]

wait

can i be altair ibn lahad in ck3

[pearl coral]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomás_de_Torquemada
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crypto-Judaism

[restive trench]

traveller

and being syrian and assassin

[subtle rock]

thought bro was about to whip out a jew-coin

[agile citrus]

how to wake up from knock guys?

[gusty geode]

hypothetically yes because of chapter 3 in ck3 being set in the 1100s

[agile citrus]

in keyboard

[restive trench]

so i can be an assassin

[pearl coral]

SO WHEN ARE WE ALL PLAYING .

[pearl coral]

YES

[gusty geode]

yes

[restive trench]

YEEAH

[agile citrus]

guys?

[gusty geode]

im so terrible at it though 😭

[restive trench]

hold w

[pearl coral]

you can spread rumors and slander and blackmail and assassinate

[indigo hare]

Yestermorrow

[gusty geode]

im one of those

[ivory fjord]

if you get hit hard enough you don't come back from that lol, you just go full unconscious. Sometimes if you're lucky and not quite out, the screen will brighten and you can slowly get back up

[pearl coral]

if y'all want to play today i can

[agile citrus]

thankss

[indigo hare]

I want to play but it’s such a commitment to relearn everything

[restive trench]

i will join u guys when i finish me exams

[subtle rock]

if the enemies allies are most of their forces but their allies are like a billion miles away should i declare war?

[restive trench]

at the 27th or something lemme check

[pearl coral]

i wouldnt

[restive trench]

yeah 27th

[gusty geode]

how far we talking?

[pearl coral]

yemil learned the basics in like a few hours

[indigo hare]

That’s a long time!

[restive trench]

3 DOLLARS FOR EU4 DAYUM

[pearl coral]

i will attack you in real life

play the game with us

[indigo hare]

You’d win

Hema ahh

[subtle rock]

more like an hour ive just had the game open most of the time since lady

[restive trench]

since lady

[gusty geode]

oh thats like possible but they move faster than you think and also idk if you get full war score when an ally joins

[subtle rock]

since lady... 😔

[pearl coral]

lenny, yemil, cvck, easter is the skeleton crew

[restive trench]

what lady

[subtle rock]

mine

[restive trench]

yeah what happend

[pearl coral]

ideally we also have veroo and galaxy

[subtle rock]

hm okay i guess ill just beat up the surrounding people for now

[restive trench]

but exams + empty wallet

[gusty geode]

its better to build up to the point where you have at least 300+ troops more than your enemy

[subtle rock]

she is time consuming we have been playing schedule 1 for the past couple days for almost all day but today i woke her up at 6am so we could play and then id have time after

[restive trench]

tbh id say forget about me, im probably not going to have any money any time soon

[pearl coral]

if i get you the game right now could you play it with us

[subtle rock]

300 total troops like including allies?

[restive trench]

damn

[gusty geode]

yeah but you need to remember if the AI allies dont join then you can be screwed over

[restive trench]

i could play but not today, after my exams

[gusty geode]

its unlikely but its happened to me

[restive trench]

my parents dont allow me to use pc exams month

just save ur money sam

[pearl coral]

i'm fighting 112k vs 30k consistently vro

[astral basin]

I'm so bored

[subtle rock]

does this apply to the enemy as well

[gusty geode]

i mean for like the smaller countries of like "tribal warfare"

[merry wyvern]

Fuck I wish I clipped that, such a beautiful kill. I parried and twisted my sword around, then half-sworded it and rammed it into Willie's stomach while stilly redirecting his sword

[pearl coral]

humble beginnings

trying to annex a single county early on

fighting for my life

[gusty geode]

it does but usually AI has a better time of convincing AI than you do

[merry wyvern]

I pledge allegiance to Baron Sam

[subtle rock]

what is the optimal choice to make, what is ducal conquest?

[subtle rock]

makes a lot of sense

[restive trench]

which one are you

[subtle rock]

left

[restive trench]

yeah u'd win

[jagged jasper]

i added willie to akinator

[subtle rock]

yea but which casus belli

[gusty geode]

ducal conquest makes it so you take the whole state but costs more renown for the bellum justum

cassus belli***

[restive trench]

anwyas, i gotta fo sleep now, goodnight friendos i wish u all the best ily!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853259878700285962/1336013022656725032/attachment-3.gif

[gusty geode]

bellum justum is the martial trait

[gusty geode]

goodnight!!!

[subtle rock]

what does this mean

[stark grove]

how to play with our friend

[subtle rock]

cannot

[stark grove]

ayt tanks

[jagged jasper]

wilhelm fischer my beloved

[gusty geode]

so forced vassalisation means you take just HIS state, but the ducal conquest means you take his state and all of his vassal states if that makes sense

[subtle rock]

ohhh so basically he and everything he owns becomes mine

i basically eat him

[gusty geode]

yes precisely

but you also need more renown than you usually would

it should say it next to the declare war button

[indigo hare]

How would a lord even keep his vassals in check without a state of his own.

[gusty geode]

i think the lordship is transferred to his next most powerful vassal iirc

[merry wyvern]

He didn't know Willie

[gusty geode]

what a lvl1 noob

[jagged jasper]

yeah he will have to get accepted by a moderator

itll take a while i imagine

[subtle rock]

?

[gusty geode]

OH thats weird

[unreal bay]

Fake news

[gusty geode]

maybe its a tradeoff for the extra vassals you need to control

[subtle rock]

its ulster if that means anything

[merry wyvern]

BRWOOOOOO

[weak veldt]

uh did the demo break

[merry wyvern]

Make Lobotomies Great Again

[unreal bay]

Oke now I believe you

[jagged jasper]

i have a clip of me kicking a willies knee backwards

[unreal bay]

Williebotomies

Wait..

No like that

https://tenor.com/view/cat-paws-gif-3854813445128142462

[jagged jasper]

willie bottom!!!

[gusty geode]

willie is a bottom confirmed

[jagged jasper]

depends whos winning

[unreal bay]

True

Which Willie is winning

There are all willies

[jagged jasper]

can a higher up at half sword games help me get willie onto akinator

maybe talk to an admin or somtin

[plain scroll]

Was it you who was trying to do that before?

[jagged jasper]

before as in 10 minutes ago yeah

anything before that no

[plain scroll]

Ah then it was a different person

[jagged jasper]

the masses want willienator

[indigo hare]

Sorry, I dropped it..

[merry wyvern]

Let's get real gay

[jagged jasper]

how how did you manage that

[merry wyvern]

Sorry, sorry, primal instinct

[unreal bay]

Y e a j

[unreal bay]

Yes

[indigo hare]

Haha so true king so true

[jagged jasper]

ahhh, the very unstable and laggy release of gore

[unreal bay]

Willie baseball mode

[plain scroll]

He already exists. I got 2 wrong guesses first

[jagged jasper]

oh sick

also ayy i spelled his name right

was this just now?

[plain scroll]

I think he may have been added when that other person was trying to get him

[unreal bay]

My crown

[jagged jasper]

thats my exact entry for willie though, so it might be mine, who knows

if i can get him ill upload a picture and give him some questions

[plain scroll]

well idk

[jagged jasper]

damn ho is u conquest?

this is more recent

[summer heron]

only now i start thinking what happened to other guy...

[summer heron]

ai in this game can surprise

[jagged jasper]

he was NOT playing

[pearl coral]

samn

[proud hornet]

just spreading awareness, dont mind me...

[stone spade]

you guys ever do so poorly in a game you just load up aimlabs

[pearl coral]

this is not appropriate for the server

refrain

[unreal bay]

Use refrain

[subtle rock]

why bro even post that

[proud hornet]

it may not be related to the game. you just deleted a video exposing child endangerment in the u.s.

[subtle rock]

yea that doesnt really have anything to do with half sword

[summer heron]

also check out one of old boss

bro did some MLG type shit

[pearl coral]

nobody here can do anything about that

nor will they try

this is sisyphean

[proud hornet]

its about awarness, not asying anyone here has the power

[merry wyvern]

Everybody knows that child exploitation occurs

[proud hornet]

but fuck those kids i uess

[pearl coral]

its theirs to become aware of on their own time outside of here

[jagged jasper]

youre just making a loophole that makes the mods look bad and you look like an ahole

[merry wyvern]

Literally everyone knows about it

You do NOT need to spread awareness here

Bro's spreading common knowledge

[proud hornet]

it wasnt my objective to do that. the mods did that themselves

[jagged jasper]

LOL

[subtle rock]

mm cantina chicken burrito

[jagged jasper]

its pointless, child exploitation sucks, but this is a server about a sword fighting game dude

[merry wyvern]

Anyways time for me to play some Ready or Not and then get back into making my game

[slate summit]

WTF IS GOING ON HERE

[subtle rock]

taco bell

[slate summit]

im gone for 5 minutes and people are talking about child exploitation

[merry wyvern]

Yeah idk

Some guy decided to spread awareness about an issue that is very much common knowledge

[proud hornet]

your the one making it a big fuss. i was just gonna post that and continue doing so on many other servers.

[pearl coral]

ok

i said “refrain” and you argued

[jagged jasper]

mods, decapitate this man

[subtle rock]

bro mass reposting asmongold

[proud hornet]

it may be common knowledge to you. but there are plenty of people who actually dont have a clue

[pearl coral]

ok

[proud hornet]

dont be mad becaue it has nothing to do with the game

[raven ore]

buh

[pearl coral]

you’re fuckin up the vibes bro

its not about topic

[subtle rock]

on skib

[jagged jasper]

this guy gotta be awesome at parties
"haha yeah thats good but did you know kids are being kidnapped rn?"

[proud hornet]

yup

[proud hornet]

exposed

[merry wyvern]

*you're

God damn Micheal's mom is so hot

[proud hornet]

got atleast 25k ongoing on twitch watched yall say all that js. have a good day with whatever you do with your lives.

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[pearl coral]

[subtle rock]

mods take away this guys freedom of press

[jagged jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

this gotta be ragebait lol

[drowsy finch]

They always do this

[subtle rock]

who is they

[jagged jasper]

hi ralli!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drowsy finch]

Omgg jam axo haii omggoodnessss omgg

How goesss itz

[astral basin]

Omg drama

And ofc I fucking missed

[stone spade]

"they" who's THEY Rali HUH?

[astral basin]

Could this day get any worse

[jagged jasper]

we chillain we chillain
currently on the goated game (quarter sword)

[merry wyvern]

Also hellow Rali

[drowsy finch]

Random people ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[drowsy finch]

Meowdy!

[jagged jasper]

somehow managed to throw a sword up and INTO my shoulder

[merry wyvern]

25K on twitch more like 25k twitching after tweaking off the Skooma

[stone spade]

can't believe you would STEREOTYPE these people like that

[stone spade]

by the nine

[astral basin]

Holy shir

[merry wyvern]

Stereotypes exist for a reason

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/alive-breakingbad-walterwhite-heisenberg-ididitforme-gif-4795085

[jagged jasper]

imma search for their twitch

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-8086630669522815021

[gusty geode]

hello people

[drowsy finch]

Keep us posted :3

I got my jeep back from the mechanicc

[drowsy finch]

Leonard ! :D

[stone spade]

did you kill the mechanic after for overcharging you

[jagged jasper]

25k my ass 😭

[astral basin]

Bluddowich does NOT have 25k

[drowsy finch]

7 followers 🙏

[gusty geode]

leonard gives me pain 😭

[subtle rock]

lennyoard

[drowsy finch]

Haiii

[stone spade]

call you the Nard Dawg

[astral basin]

Lenny like from read dead redemption 2

[gusty geode]

Leon? My name Leo? fine, len? fine, lenny? preferred, Leonard? HATE

[jagged jasper]

the twitch follower thing just gave it away it was ragebait 🙏

[gusty geode]

how are you rali?

[stone spade]

nardo

[pearl coral]

don’t harass

fair trial

[gusty geode]

even nardo

nardo is better than leonard

[subtle rock]

leon ardo

[drowsy finch]

Haii I’m ffoooucking goodd !! I got my car back!!

[stone spade]

nardy doo

[jagged jasper]

oh no dw i wont i was just checking

[drowsy finch]

I might get a honda civicc instead of a jeeppp

[gusty geode]

leonard sounds like a french person is caling me a nerd

[ivory fjord]

How about leanadro

[gusty geode]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[stone spade]

le nerd

[ivory fjord]

Wow I just can't spell right today

[gusty geode]

leonardo is a stretch but technically my name fits it

[ivory fjord]

It's you but Italian

[gusty geode]

si

[drowsy finch]

PIERROT I NEED YOU PIERROT

[gusty geode]

mcwonderbeast arrival imminent

[astral basin]

Wonderbear

[ivory fjord]

But your Italian friends call you meatball lenny

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-war-i-need-you-cecil-cecil-invincible-gif-17654934589302344134

[ivory fjord]

Suddenly it's a gang thing

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-war-i-need-you-cecil-cecil-invincible-gif-17654934589302344134

[stone spade]

FUCK

stupid slowmo

[subtle rock]

sea salt

[jagged jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-on-its-wednesday-dont-forget-to-be-yourself-jerma-slay-gif-26287606

[gusty geode]

AYYYYYY ITS ME MEATBALL LENNY I LIKE ADA MEATBALLS FUGGETABOUTIT

[stone spade]

it's SATURDAY use the right gif

[ivory fjord]

That's the spirit

[stone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-on-its-wednesday-dont-forget-to-be-yourself-jerma-jerma985-gif-8489571037950648095

[jagged jasper]

yeah lol

[ivory fjord]

Fuck meatball lenny is such a hard name

[jagged jasper]

its wednesday somewhere in the world

[gusty geode]

changing it as we speak

[drowsy finch]

You should flood McWonder’s dms teheheee

[stone spade]

me when I lie

[stone spade]

who

[green briar]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-stare-jerma-jerma-stare-meme-gif-7356049281502534783

[versed moss]

how do i delete the photo in the album

[subtle rock]

is lenny short for lentil

[stone spade]

oh mcwonderbeast

[ivory fjord]

Aaaay I'm walking 'ere!

[stone spade]

I'm dumb

[rain bluff]

watch my cocks

[jagged jasper]

guys rate my epic fucking flip (ignore my fruity ass ow (deja vu moment but i just love t his clip))

[gusty geode]

its short for lenticular cloud formation

[gusty geode]

coolness? 9/10. execution? 3/10

[subtle rock]

lent

[gusty geode]

yes i need you to give up something for me

[idle vector]

sup its ice cube with a greatsword

[drowsy finch]

You suck ass compared to me

[gusty geode]

i love how you INSTANTLY gave up 😭

[idle vector]

and ice cube is here to beat up beggars

[drowsy finch]

I wasn’t even going to humor that by trying to get up 🙏

[green briar]

That shit was far too embarrassing to keep going ngl

[jagged jasper]

WAAAIIITTT HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT

[gusty geode]

in fairness, if that happened to me irl i would also just give up

[ivory fjord]

Buddy yelped as if he slipped in real life

[stone spade]

switch hands mid swing

[drowsy finch]

You’re not supposed to take anything positive from that whif of a clip 😭

[stone spade]

switching hands with a two handed weapon change the dominant hand

[gusty geode]

ill see if i can find a clip i had from pre gore that was similar to this

[green briar]

Didn’t even know u could do dat

[jagged jasper]

i just tried it and did a 360 polearm spin into someones rib that was cool asf

[jagged jasper]

nah i do that all the time im more bothered about your bow staff ass tech

[drowsy finch]

Learn this !!!

[drowsy finch]

Bo staff my beloveddd <3

[gusty geode]

https://youtu.be/qLqcwBCV1nw?si=Km67BXbG-3GXGYXh&t=109

it starts at the clip

[green briar]

That was so satisfying oml

[jagged jasper]

imma upload a medal clip of this rq

because this is actually fun asf thank you for informing me of this

[gusty geode]

looking back at this its so weird how non gore looks now

[drowsy finch]

It turns the billhook into objectively the best weapon in the game

[merry wyvern]

One time I almost got banned off of a game for saying fuggetaboutit in a vc because they thought I said something else

[jagged jasper]

before my voice dropped i got kicked from a vc because they thought i was a girl 😭

[ivory fjord]

Stance swapping mid strike is brutal if you get the timing down. There's a lot of nuance to this game despite the simple approach

[merry wyvern]

Based

[drowsy finch]

I hope that happens to me some day

[gusty geode]

ah i can see how that would look

[jagged jasper]

transition goals

[lunar stream]

it starts with

[drowsy finch]

Vocal training

[ivory fjord]

The alternative is very funny to say in my head

[gusty geode]

sorry rali i actually sent operatives to your house to take your voice

its just business, nothing personal

[merry wyvern]

Rali more like Rali more like Rali more like Rali more like Rali more like Rali more like Rali more like Rali more like Rali more like Rali

[drowsy finch]

God willing, they will not leave my home.

[jagged jasper]

i wanna do vocal training
not because im trans itd just be funny to troll with a girl voice

[drowsy finch]

Fuck yeah, go for it

[wanton carbon]

trans pipeline

project finnster

[merry wyvern]

So that's where they're coming from

[drowsy finch]

Heat from fire fire from heat

[jagged jasper]

[merry wyvern]

There's a trans pipeline connected to the earth

[ivory fjord]

Project finnster is insane

[drowsy finch]

The trans event is NOT contained

[ivory fjord]

Xd

[gusty geode]

because youre going to make them some lovely soup and they wont want to leave?

[merry wyvern]

Project Finnster, the goal is to survive without becoming trans 😭

[green briar]

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

[drowsy finch]

This is How You Transitioned

[jagged jasper]

oh my god i just checked my clips and my webcam mic is on 😭

[drowsy finch]

Sure xeah yeah sure exixurd

[merry wyvern]

There was no hope

This is How You Transitioned

[merry wyvern]

same braincell

[astral ether]

lmfao

something something "this is the future the RADICAL left wants"

or whatever the bit is

[green briar]

radical like my username..,

[gusty geode]

uhhhh yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fry

and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bubger?

[astral ether]

just because I work food service doesn't mean I work at a fast food place 💔

not that there's much difference, it's still soulless

[gusty geode]

can you make those a large and throw in a sprite?

okay next window? sure thanks

guys im getting madonals handberger

[astral ether]

nah man you are getting shitty grocery store deli meat

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-nick-nickelodeon-patrick-gif-17195320

[green briar]

fatty

[astral ether]

REAL

[gusty geode]

no way to talk about your stepdad

[green briar]

big bubba want ice cream tubba?

[astral ether]

I really gotta learn that staff tech tho

[gusty geode]

its fairly easy it just requires a little better timing than it used to before they "patched it"

[merry wyvern]

Man

Hatred is a game of all time

[green briar]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-nvm-nvm-hatred-its-game-o-clock-game-o-clock-gif-21772406

[astral ether]

when should I be timing my hand switching anyways

[jagged jasper]

@drowsy finch https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kgcD4fidkba8v9vp_?invite=cr-MSxlcXUsMzE2NjUwMDIx

[astral ether]

at the end of a swing or in the middle

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/майнкрафт-смешно-битва-стив-драка-gif-2815022478195356104

[green briar]

do you like my sword sword sword

[bright grotto]

what i do vro

[merry wyvern]

The Anti-Armor

Dawg

[unreal bay]

HS ea access update free

[ivory fjord]

damn, driver update broke halfsword for me methinks

[unreal bay]

Undriver it

[ivory fjord]

would love to make that happen but not so simple to roll back muh gpu that way

maybe itll work if i give it enough time

lmao the unreal logo transitions and it just locks the game up

[green briar]

where did true american patriot go

[ivory fjord]

to higher paying countries

[green briar]

1984

[ivory fjord]

waht a time to be alive

aaay game loaded finally

sheesh that took way longer than it normally does

[quick torrent]

The eternaut on netflix, watch it, its gud

[ivory fjord]

dun have netflix 😦

[merry wyvern]

Typical ready or not, corrupting despite being unmodded and a fresh install

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/klassny-klassni-klassny-klassni-kot-gif-15764074524754019618

[ivory fjord]

i have that game. i played for 3 hours with friends and never again]

come to think of it i have a few games like that.

[fossil cairn]

hello

[merry wyvern]

Playing it alone isn't a bad experience if you know what you're doing

[ivory fjord]

im sure id like playing it, but thats the type of game id rather complete alone

gray zone is more my flavor for solo experiences. the pve side of it ofc

[merry wyvern]

The main hurdle is becoming numb to the adrenaline rush that comes with knowing you don't have player backup

The AI teammates do their job well if you let them.

[quick torrent]

[green briar]

even more fun when you go balls on the wall full lethal

[merry wyvern]

Best method is speed, surprise, and violence of action

[ivory fjord]

id almost wager thats easier than trying to not kill people

[quick torrent]

+1m steam downloads in april on... the demo lawl

[green briar]

Spray and pray baby

[ivory fjord]

lol i remember trying out the beanbag shotgun, and the firss target i hit with it got nailed in the neck

dead instantly

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-camera-zoom-cute-wawa-gif-16667322281509944501

[merry wyvern]

Well, the job of a SWAT team isn't really to make arrests, it's to end the immediate threat, and if the suspects survive or surrender, then you'd arrest them.

[ivory fjord]

yeh

[merry wyvern]

So going non-lethal unless explicitly ordered to makes no sense to me

[ivory fjord]

it wouldnt make sense at all

[subtle rock]

what name baby

[ivory fjord]

id think going less lethal would be more for... protests n stuff

[green briar]

getting points deducted cuz u put down an armed suspect is lame

[idle vector]

HALF SWORD COMMONER WILLIE MUKBANG, BREAD AND WATER + SWORD + MIC + WILLIE’S FAMOUS SPICY STEW 🍞⚔️🎤🔥🍖💥

[merry wyvern]

Protests and places where you don't want rounds ripping through walls because of neighbors and such

[subtle rock]

name baby

[idle vector]

when i watched willies mukbang, it cured my depression and my loss of hearing, his chewing really made me improve my life.

[wanton carbon]

end all protests. love government

[merry wyvern]

But the threat level of your suspect(s) would determine whether or not you go non-lethal despite the surroundings

[idle vector]

Farewell as im watching mike tyson eating a tree.

[green briar]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[idle vector]

pigeon

[ivory fjord]

does he give the recipe this time i keep asking

[merry wyvern]

Like if it's a terrorist cell or a cartel or something, you'd always go lethal

[wanton carbon]

government drones ong

[merry wyvern]

Alright chat let's see if it actually fixes the corrupted files this time

[cobalt shoal]

(It doesn't)

[raven ore]

It corrupts the other files

[cobalt shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040821933786284084/1058160277855666296/caption.gif

[wanton carbon]

like those guys in 1989

[idle vector]

but then, things would go south, willie pulled out a draco and pointed it at me, then he said "I shall smite the opps in the hood", but then he turned into a fish.

[cobalt shoal]

I shall smite the opponents in the neighborhood

[merry wyvern]

If I heard Willie say "opps" I'd probably have an anyeurism and die

[idle vector]

finally someone who gets me 🙏

[cobalt shoal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/835870618422870057/887462838736650240/speed-3.gif

[idle vector]

bro you dont understand

theres 2 types of willies

suburban willie and hood willie

[cobalt shoal]

Please add a Draco and Hi-Point next update

Hi-Point C9 my beloved

[bright grotto]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cobalt shoal]

Yes

[idle vector]

please add the AR2 pulse rifle in the next update

[bright grotto]

Nah

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-walk-away-weirdo-touch-gif-26494423

[idle vector]

it would fit willie because he fought so many oppz

[bright grotto]

me when a woman tries to make contact

[bright grotto]

plancot la picot.

[astral ether]

trying to practice staff tech but I'm finding I keep getting it tangled in my arms in trying to switch hands

[cobalt shoal]

Imagine Willie smoking a fat one while rolling in a Dodge Challenger

[idle vector]

ONG! bro what i been saying 😂 🫱 🥀

[ivory fjord]

swordsman got bested

[gusty geode]

i made this as a kinda guide, enjoy (remember im not the best at this so please mind the misses 😭)

[ivory fjord]

now I can be billyhookman

[astral ether]

thank you lmao

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/not-everyone-has-an-iphone-gif-7021079305409267183

[gusty geode]

me when i hear a reference from popular anime/manga jojos bizarre adventure

[cobalt shoal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1209326690195738714/1370246321381970003/yourbodywillnotbefound.gif

[modest cosmos]

sybau cuh

[cobalt shoal]

Shhh

[bright grotto]

bro is a fucking nugget js die already you aint gotta be so tough

[gusty geode]

his brain is in the top one

you missed many times

[ivory fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/i-didnt-hear-no-bell-randy-marsh-south-park-s9e5-the-losing-edge-gif-22282212

[bright grotto]

i cut it off just now

[modest cosmos]

someone needs to put me on to more funny shit

[astral ether]

also it would be kinda funny if next april fools they do add guns, but it's like super realistic aiming shit in the physics engine, so it'd just be super impractical to use

[modest cosmos]

youngboy never broke again would dissagree

[gusty geode]

guns but the recoil is so high that willie goes flying

[astral ether]

like yeah they have guns, but you're gonna get mirked before you have a chance to aim

[gusty geode]

https://tenor.com/view/pirates-of-the-caribbean-pirate-pirates-pirate-ship-gun-gif-8882849438528690643

[winged arch]

is there a way to reset progress after getting to ultimate challenge

[astral ether]

TRUE

[bright grotto]

I SAID NO TEETH BRUH

[gusty geode]

there is a way ill find it for you gimme a sec

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/only-war-reason-gaming-warhammer-gif-17304554

[cobalt shoal]

Ass

[gusty geode]

@winged arch here you go

[winged arch]

yo thank you man

[cobalt shoal]

Insane spin move

[gusty geode]

no problem, enjoy :)))

[gusty geode]

DART

[cobalt shoal]

Dart

[ivory fjord]

he just wanted to look at the sky with you

[gusty geode]

that cloud is shaped like willie!

[ivory fjord]

damn i miss being a kid and doing that

[cobalt shoal]

Very romantic

[ivory fjord]

as every willy is

[bright grotto]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arquebus

We need to talk.

[calm relic]

how bout dat prick's gyatt when he saw the face?

[ivory fjord]

the devs totally shouldnt make an april fools day mode where you duel with arqebuses

you get one shot and if you miss you now have a heavy club

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-the-tony-soprano-gabagool-gif-21996315

[ivory fjord]

guys plancon guy is doing it againnn

[bright grotto]

If you catch an enemy's polearm's pole in between the sharp bits of the pitchfork you can disarm them if you push hard enough

[ivory fjord]

chasing me with the wrong end of my own weaponnn

[bright grotto]

It never stopped

[bright grotto]

LMAO

[ivory fjord]

he dropped his own plancon tho so im boutta give him some french justice

[bright grotto]

Gl

[ivory fjord]

NEVER spare a plancon user.

[calm relic]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-the-phil-gif-19036100

[ivory fjord]

me when i moisturize my beans with vaseline

[bright grotto]

Peanut the cause of my death 💔

[ivory fjord]

that was supposed to be an intrusive thought my bad

[hollow gale]

skeebop doo diddly wa waaaaa

be doo dop dwooowwww

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/klassny-klassni-klassny-klassni-kot-gif-15764074524754019618

[ivory fjord]

oh god some dude put a hand axe through my tricep

[gusty geode]

owie