general-catfish-🐱🐟

[quiet sun]

Ah well

[still cove]

Snore lords.

[quiet sun]

Have FUN Gerald

[gloomy urchin]

brother when someone asks for your opinon they dont mean they want you to dump an entire essay and your research about it

[slate summit]

go watch youtube short you goober

no attention span tss tss

[quiet sun]

That’s actually exactly what I’m asking for when I beseech someone for their opinion

[still cove]

Not me on the 4th hour of an armored offensive in ArmA or anything.

[gloomy urchin]

THEN DROP IT IN A FEW MESSAGES

[still cove]

City builders are just boring to me.

[quiet sun]

Snorema

[slate summit]

Did you ever play Squad?

[slate summit]

Squad is like walking simulator with guns

[idle crest]

It's quite interesting.

[quiet sun]

Squad is dope, needs player controlled on map Arty and CAS

[gloomy urchin]

WELL NOW I WANT THE ESSAY

[quiet sun]

Destruction, etc

[still cove]

Game is okay; had some fun as a medic.

[gloomy urchin]

YOU'RE TOO DEEP TO DELETE ALL OF IT

[slate summit]

its fun but when ive been walking for the last 20 minutes only to get shot without seeing anyone

its sad

[quiet sun]

You’re tryna play it like Battlefield

[slate summit]

no im trynna play it like walking simulator with guns

[still cove]

Mortar and helis are in the game?

[quiet sun]

Don’t, join a squad, listen to your SL. Your life matters, so as long as you stay alive you’re contributing

[slate summit]

I do mate

[quiet sun]

Yeah but no cannons or armed helis or planes.

[slate summit]

My favourite is the gun mounted grenade launcher

smoke the fuck outta everyone

[still cove]

Congrats you fucked up and was punished.

[quiet sun]

MK19 does go indeed so hard

[slate summit]

Actually I either play engineer or grenade launcher

[still cove]

They have attack helis.

[slate summit]

With engineer i sneak across half the map and mine a busy road. it feels so satisfying

[lucid atlas]

la disarm

[gloomy urchin]

realistic fps nowadays is a double-edged sword

[quiet sun]

Not in the base game lol, they were in the code for a while but never got released.

[gloomy urchin]

from one side i want a very deep experience

[slate summit]

had one round where i got like 7 vehicle kills and god knows how many people just by mining a road a bunch

[gloomy urchin]

from another i dont it to be my 2nd job

i had spent HOURS in arma 3 without actually doing anything

[quiet sun]

All I want is good community. Communication, camaraderie, fun times on prox chat.

[slate summit]

when you spend an hour fortifying a position only for it to never get attacked

[gloomy urchin]

foxhole will prolly be the only place i will ever go

[quiet sun]

My best Squad and HLL moments have been from dope comms chats

[rain bluff]

he fell on my sword

[quiet sun]

Foxhole is utterly mind numbingly boring to me for some reason. I feel it’s missing a Squad system in game.

[gloomy urchin]

my ass is scared of foxhole 🥀

[rain bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/kumalala-kumalala-kumala-savesta-kumalala-kumala-savesta-thoms-gif-25640000

[gloomy urchin]

cant chat efficiently and there is no way in hell i am revealing my voice on the internet

[quiet sun]

Fr it shouldn’t scare you. Game is braindead simple

[gloomy urchin]

IT ISNT

[quiet sun]

IT IS

[gloomy urchin]

RESPONSOBILITY

[quiet sun]

Spawn at front line, grab gun, run at enemy

[gloomy urchin]

WHICH IS WHAT I WAS DOING HALF THE TIME

[idle crest]

Basically a particle is like a single quantum of a particular field that permiates everywhere, waves can exist like a single particle which is in all locations at once based on probability, for an example a photon is everywhere at once but it's in some places more than other places based on disturbances. A photon is kind of like the most probable place for a packet of light information to be at any time.

If you shoot an electromagnetic wave at a wall it will land in the middle every time because the middle is the closest place and thus it's the most probable location to for the light ray to hit... Shoot multiple rays at the object and they won't all land in the middle anymore because the wavelengths interfere with eachother like ocean waves colliding.

Shoot multiple photons through slits and you'll get a contuous pattern on the wall where the electromagnetic waves interfere and thus the probably of each photon hitting a certain place on the wall is heavily weighted in that stripe pattern.

[gloomy urchin]

BUT THE SECOND I WANT TO CONTRIBUTE WITH RESOURCES I CRUMBLE APART

[gloomy urchin]

complex words hard to follow

[ruby bobcat]

imagine guns in half sword

[quiet sun]

Gotta find someone group of mfs doin sum and offer to join. I got into a mortar team defending a bridge battle once. Had a team of trucks dropping off pallets of mortar shells while 10 of us were getting fire missions back to back. Loaders running back and forth. Shit was so cool.

[plain scroll]

Get truck. Go mine scrap. Refine scrap. Make stuff. Deliver. repeat

[slate summit]

Do you guys ever play head hockey in your spare time

[peak barn]

Foxhole chat!

[gloomy urchin]

particle = quantum field that permiates(?) everywhere
waves exist in all locations at the same time based on probability(?)
photon can appear in 1 place more than in the others(?) based on disturbances

my brain hurtie after this

[indigo hare]

Hey Mr science I read that scientists successfully turned lead into gold with the hydron collider the other day. Granted it was microscopic but still, pretty neat.

[gloomy urchin]

HOW.

[quiet sun]

Not that kinda foxhole friend!

(jk lol hello)

[peak barn]

Ik what kind of foxhole

[gloomy urchin]

MY PEAKEST FOXHOLE EXPERIEENCE

[rain bluff]

jesus crist i need a new mouse now

[peak barn]

I mentioned it yesterday lmfao

[gloomy urchin]

WAS DEFENSE OF A BRIDGE

[quiet sun]

Bridge battles are the fucking best part of Foxhole

[peak barn]

Blue or Green

[gloomy urchin]

another time a tank decided to move backwards and killed me instantly

[peak barn]

This depends how I think of yoj

[plain scroll]

There are lots of guides on youtube. Go to a seaport or stockpile pull a truck and then go hit metal

[quiet sun]

Green all day fuck the blueberries

[peak barn]

You* and if I would decapitate a Willie or not thinking of you

GREEN ALL DAY FUCK YEAH BROTHER

[indigo hare]

I’m telling him you said this

[plain scroll]

Watch out for partisans

[gloomy urchin]

scard

[rain bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-parasyte-hold-up-gif-6616384397279042321

[quiet sun]

Oh no

[peak barn]

Ok in that case, I apologize for any and all deaths I have caused during arty & tank attacks

[quiet sun]

https://tenor.com/view/foxhole-get-real-404-404th-sht-gif-4884579197788453866

[peak barn]

That is a my bad. However stop walking in front of a moving vehicle. If you don't do it irl, don't do it in foxhole

[plain scroll]

Basic trucks are insanely cheap dont be scared to lose them

[gloomy urchin]

I MOVED BEHIND THE TANK I STILL GOT KILELD

[peak barn]

Tanks need to be able to move back whenever peeking g

[peak barn]

You don't wanna sit in the enemies range

[plain scroll]

Tanks have to reverse often dont stand behind tanks

[gloomy urchin]

THE FUCKER IS RUSHING TOWARDS ENEMY HOW WOULD I KNOW HE WOULD STOMP ME THE SECOND I STEPPED THERE

[peak barn]

Just don't stand anywhere near a tank!

Tanks = Death frfr

[gloomy urchin]

ITS A DEFENSE

TANK IS THE ONLY DEFENSE YOU HAVE ON AN OPEN FIELD

[peak barn]

No but on that note, my fav foxhole moment is me and my regiment built up er

[gloomy urchin]

YET THEY KEEP KILLING YOU

I UNDERSTAND STANDING IN FRONT OF A TANK BUT COULD YOU PLEASE CHECK PEOPLE BEHIND YOU

😭

[plain scroll]

you also have to defend the tank, If a tank has to reverse it has to reverse. It doesnt matter who is behind

[quiet sun]

Foxhole does indeed lack any good mechanized infantry vehicles. Foxhole APC for proper mechanized infantry tactics when?

[plain scroll]

Bus

[gloomy urchin]

i would also appreciate tank at 2 mph not insta killing me

[quiet sun]

Siege Camp I beg you

[peak barn]

Ok so my fav foxhole moment is me and my regiment built up Reef in Tempest Island one war. This was the war where a single hex held almost every storm cannon but like 1

Us, 113th, some Portuguese guys, and a bunch of others

[quiet sun]

I still remember the first war after naval got added, the island campaigns were so dope

[peak barn]

This was b4 the Naval update

[plain scroll]

I stopped playing foxhole as much. Anvil is better

[peak barn]

During this time, I was a foxhole alcoholic

[gloomy urchin]

should i even bother trying out backlines w/o experiencing frontlines

[quiet sun]

Anvil needs a lot of work still but it’ll be great one day

I can’t wait to see the hundreds of man field battles

[peak barn]

Playing it all day and all night. My takeaways of the war is a bridge battle, but we stole warden 120's and we're able to shell the enemy

[idle crest]

Particles don't really exist in the way you're tought about, they all pretty much amount to disturbances in quantum fields, like a small buoyant object floating ontop of a still body of water.

[plain scroll]

Its pretty great now tbh. Much better than foxhole imo. Still definitely needs work tho

[peak barn]

We also had a warden regiment, once a day at the same time, come to destroy our wet conc with GB's

[plain scroll]

[gloomy urchin]

could u imply that distance does not exist cuz there are a lot of things that are instantly reacting to one another

[gentle copper]

what game is this

[peak barn]

On the Sixth Attack in a row, we finally sunk all the GB's resulting in them never coming back

Glorious battle

[plain scroll]

manor lords

[peak barn]

I love manor lords, I wanna play the game

[plain scroll]

I think my best moment in foxhole was probably sinking a destroyer with like 2 or 3 tanks

Best logi moment was getting black lung for the cause

[quiet sun]

Man imagine if someone made ARMA but medieval

[vague garden]

how do i parry better?

[peak barn]

Oh yeah me and some guys got a DD and my god, we reigned terror

[peak barn]

With time

[vague garden]

what

[gloomy urchin]

check out irl guides

[gloomy urchin]

also do max damage to player and min damage to npcs to maximize game pointing out your flaws

[peak barn]

It takes time to practice parrying. There is no inherent "do this and your good". You have to learn and develop your own skills. Yeah irl parrying techniques can work in-game, but main thing is mouse aim

[wind depot]

hey do u guys know who's working on the illustrations for half sword ? they look really dope, i just hope it's not AI

[gloomy urchin]

not everything is ai on the internet sorry

[wind depot]

seemed like it recently

[peak barn]

Yeah no I bought a poster and I googled it and apparently it's AI

This Is from a large poster company top

[gloomy urchin]

fuck it i wanna try out foxhole again

[idle crest]

I'm not entirely sure what you mean but I can tell you that distance is completely relative, for example the formula for distance is speed x time, but time slows down for faster moving objects and you can only measure change in stance relative to another object, like its impossible to quantify how fast we are moving in the universe for example.

[peak barn]

Too*

[wind depot]

nice, if yall get the name of the artist that would be cool

[peak barn]

I do as well tbh, I havebt played in foreverr

Been almost a year at best

[gloomy urchin]

game gave me insane stress of responsibility even though i havent done anything

[plain scroll]

Milek https://milek.artstation.com/

[gloomy urchin]

foxhole feels like trying to beat social anxiety 🥀

[plain scroll]

[peak barn]

Tell you what, I recommend you either join a regiment or just play solo frontline. Use a mic when you can and you may get picked to do some great things. The amount of ppl who go to the frontline solo in a tank and go "hey you, wanna be a gunner?"

[gloomy urchin]

one small issue

social anxeity is not apprecitating voice chat AT ALL

[peak barn]

Valid

[plain scroll]

Manshits which faction you play?

[gloomy urchin]

faction?

i frogror

does it matter

[plain scroll]

Warden or colonial?

Doesnt really matter but ive got a proposal if its colonial

[gloomy urchin]

i dont even remember what factions are

[rancid storm]

so once ur in abyss ur cooked?

[peak barn]

Factions have diff cultures

I'm being serious

[plain scroll]

The 2 different armies you can pick between. The blue guys are wardens the green guys are colonial

[gloomy urchin]

yeah i dunno

cant u change it like every war

if yes i havent even played the game for the last 3 months

[plain scroll]

If you wanna learn logi i could send you an invite to the group im in no voice chat required. We are colonial tho

[idle crest]

Impressive, the only way for gold to naturally form in the universe is for two neutron stars to collide and wipe eachother out, creating a large portion of the periodic table elements.

[plain scroll]

you can yeah

[idle crest]

So if I had to guess they probably bombarded the lead with neutrons and the neutrons decayed into protons and electrons or something

[gloomy urchin]

willie's heart

[zenith dirge]

random ass picture of shaggy from scooby doo

[gloomy urchin]

do u think he's dead

[gentle copper]

what is this game about. do you recommend it?

[true mauve]

Meow good morning

[gloomy urchin]

mmo ww2 game

[lavish blade]

sword

[gloomy urchin]

its fun

[lavish blade]

they should add the german Zweihänder

[still cove]

It is a large scale war sim.

[gentle copper]

Hmm nice

[idle crest]

Nevermind lead has the higher atomic number so they would have been knocking protons off of the lead atoms.

[still cove]

Unless you plan on just being a foot soldier or joining a clan it isn’t worth it imo.

[ashen elbow]

Holy shit its Shaggy from Scooby Doo

[wind depot]

thx!

[gloomy urchin]

any of u fw roblox deadline

[forest falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-hungy-reginald-monster-house-me-when-im-hungry-gif-13345871

[muted crow]

Currently chilling at the Prussian/Oldenburg border, its right next to my town

[gloomy urchin]

what are these weapons vro

[rain bluff]

idk man

[gloomy urchin]

my pov looks so much worse

INSANE NIGHT

ONE FUCKING MAP ITS BARELY BLUE ANOTHER MAP IS PURE VOID

[slate summit]

i think i just killed a hydra

WHY DOES HE HAVE TWO HEADS

[tough prairie]

Lol

[idle crest]

Idk why but roblox clips that look like military gore videos are funny to me.

[rain bluff]

i know 😭

[idle crest]

Someone recreated a video of someone getting hit by a car at high speed in roblox and kept the original audio lmao

Roblox character bits all over the bonnet

[ivory fjord]

Roblox is such a weird place to me

Like it's either children playing games or full grown ass adults making strange content

[idle crest]

Used to know alot of people who made very successful games on roblox.

I never really did roblox myself but I sorta got roped into the community due to my 3d modelling skills when I was younger.

[gloomy urchin]

successful as in moneygrabbing successful

[idle crest]

Like well known

I knew many grown adults who had actual fulltime wages doing roblox

[gloomy urchin]

yuh roblox comm pays well

[dim lion]

so happy I'm not associated with that platform except for when my niece comes over and plays Roblox on my PC

Highkey will only let her play games I approve of. She's a huge fan of that old lumber tycoon one 😭

[idle crest]

I knew a bunch of people who used would travel across the usa to some roblox developer convention, almost like an actual marketing hub

[gloomy urchin]

from one side i question why u control everything ur children do
from another i dont think its the right time to judge that

[indigo hare]

Yeah there’s Roblox game developers making big money

I saw one was three guys make around 50k weekly

[dim lion]

she's not my child, and I monitor what games she plays on Roblox because it's one of the most predatory platforms on the planet and I would rather my 8 year old niece stay a kid as long as she can. Thanks for judging tho.

[idle crest]

I knew people who made so much from roblox they were able to pay people full wages out of pocket.

[gloomy urchin]

its easy to moneygrab on roblox

[ivory fjord]

I find that a hard conversation to have these days, cuz like, good luck first of all, and then there's the whole bit of the Internet being a horrible place for those who can't handle it

[dim lion]

with all these "Roblox condos" going around like crazy, which are literally just sex games on ROBLOX, you're goddamn right I'm watching what games she is playing on my PC.

[idle crest]

If I had a child I wouldn't even let them have a device that can access the Internet mate.

[gloomy urchin]

me neither

[gloomy urchin]

them accessing the internet would be as harsh as explaining to a child how he was born

[indigo hare]

Fr. Roblox is a gross place, I’ve seen a lot of wild shit in games with my daughter. I definitely monitor that shit

[ivory fjord]

I never played enough Roblox to see the creepy side first hand, but I've watched people play some of the weirder shit

[dim lion]

yeah and it's terrible— so yeah forgive me for being "a controlling person" for not wanting my niece to encounter creeps lmao

[indigo hare]

I forgive you

[dim lion]

[dim lion]

why thank you for your kindness

[indigo hare]

Anything for you bud

[gloomy urchin]

idk man it seems like a silly thing to do

[dim lion]

yeah I've seen that.. discord Highkey not doing a thing about it either.

[dim lion]

bro.

[ivory fjord]

Human trafficking in 2025 be like

That's all it really is

[gloomy urchin]

has any parent at all succeeded at keeping their children frm the internet

[dim lion]

you are making me so fucking mad right now I am not even going to attempt to converse civilly with you

go away

[ivory fjord]

Manshits do you have siblings

[gloomy urchin]

why so mean 😭

[gloomy urchin]

no

[indigo hare]

What? How old are you? Do you have a kid? Talk about it after you get that done

[dim lion]

you're telling me it's a silly thing to try and protect my 8 year old niece from predators. Fuck you.

[zenith dirge]

wait aint manshits the same guy that posts gifs of little anime girls and acts like it aint weird?

like straight up?

[gloomy urchin]

sorry for phrasing it like that

[ivory fjord]

Yeah, I figured. You sound like you don't have a sibling or a cousin you wanna keep safe from psychopaths who want nothing more than to prey on vulnerable people.

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-want-to-touch-that-chef-south-park-s1e6-death-gif-21526130

[indigo hare]

No comment

[ivory fjord]

It might seems silly to you, but to others who have to deal with that experience every waking moment of their life, it's not.

[gloomy urchin]

can u not bring an ironical joke like its a serious issue

[true mauve]

This made no sense

[zenith dirge]

nah nah lil freakbob boy, IM BRINGING THAT INTO THIS

[gloomy urchin]

why are you like this

[ivory fjord]

"hey man that was a joke don't take it seriously" is the rough translation

[dim lion]

can we change topics please chat im about to craah out

[indigo hare]

He has a point. I wouldn’t want my daughter to interact with most people on this server, let alone people posting those “3000 year old” little anime girls 💀 no matter how you feel about it, it comes across a certain way

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/raptor-dinosaur-gif-25891481

[zenith dirge]

theropods my beloved (cooler than other dinos)

[dim lion]

let's change topic to do I purchase 2lb gummy shark

[ivory fjord]

8 in the morning and I'm already thinking I'ma need edibles for the day

What a time to be alive

[lucid atlas]

honestly I only like one game on that platform and it's grave/digger

[gloomy urchin]

ts looks like that backrooms thing

[zenith dirge]

only 66 bucks?

[gloomy urchin]

can we stop this topic u r just digging me a grave out of nowhere

[ivory fjord]

I know how to fix Roblox, ADD A1 TO IT

A1 makes everything better

[indigo hare]

We already did, I sent that at the same time as blueberry said let’s move on lol

[gloomy urchin]

ok

[dim lion]

Canadian! It'd be probably around 45-50 usd

[true mauve]

Gross

[ivory fjord]

Yep, A1. It's the best learning tool.

[zenith dirge]

elvis presley would have ate that thing for breakfast

[dim lion]

so would i

There was a review left in April saying they got it for their teenage son on Christmas, that's 4 months worth of gummy shark so far...

[ivory fjord]

Haha.... Funny jokes...

[dim lion]

listen sometimes you have to ball out

[ivory fjord]

Can you even buy it if you're in Canada?

[unreal bay]

How much protein

[dim lion]

yuh

[dim lion]

shark

[zenith dirge]

how many callories???

[mild eagle]

mail

[gloomy urchin]

buy blahaj instead

[indigo hare]

Shark

[unreal bay]

Infinite

[dim lion]

I have always wanted one

[ivory fjord]

I need more context with tariffs then cuz I thought Canada wasn't buying stuff made in the US lol

[zenith dirge]

no but they still talk funny

[dim lion]

yeah we talk like the repo robots kinda

[plain scroll]

pkpkpkpi

[vague tinsel]

I'm back chat

[dim lion]

Ontario mainly isn't buying a lot of main exports, like alcohol for example. I can't get my favourite whiskey

[dim lion]

[ivory fjord]

That makes moar sense. There's a heavy Asian population where I live so a lotta import stores round me are getting sucker punched by em.

[vague tinsel]

Crabbing rn

[idle crest]

That's some zinc plated mail if I've ever seen it.

[dim lion]

yeahh— without getting too deeply into the politics of it, it's mainly affecting the pricing of imported goods, and inhibiting access to a lot of certain items too. Pretty sure they just put a tariff on Hollywood films. Lol

[dim lion]

like, you're out fishing for crabs???

[mild eagle]

guys, my temu costume isnt protective

[zenith dirge]

@dim lion this how yall talk in canada?

[dim lion]

okay the accent is a little off but the slang is like

Accurate to a tee

that is how Toronto folk talk

[vague tinsel]

I suppose but we're just throwing out crab traps rn.

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-dancing-crab-party-rave-cool-moves-gif-15701153

[idle crest]

The chainmail in halfsword is way too shiny, mail was often blackened steel and at tbe very least isn't wasn't fuckin polished

[dim lion]

I don't think they had postmen back then

silly

[vague tinsel]

You in a pissy mood right now?

Well I hope you have a good day!

[gloomy urchin]

may u have a good day i go sleep goob night

https://tenor.com/view/onimai-anime-sleep-mihari-oyama-gif-27609322

[idle crest]

Huh?

[vague tinsel]

Guten naght.

[forest falcon]

y you sleep so often

[gloomy urchin]

i try to sleep for 7-8 hours

[forest falcon]

kinda?

[forest falcon]

damn

[idle crest]

This is what chainmail actually looks like close up if its made correctly.

[vague tinsel]

Only person here that prioritizes sleep lol

[forest falcon]

I usually can't sleep before 00:00 and wake up from 5 to 7 in the morning

[idle crest]

Or more accurately just maile

[quiet sun]

You tellin me ain’t no rich man had some nice non-blackened steel maille?

[idle crest]

Blackened maile was the nice maile, non blackened maile was just darkish grey.

[forest falcon]

real

[idle crest]

Chainmail isn't bright and shiny unless you coat it in zinc

[subtle rock]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-3057228474552902029

[vague tinsel]

[idle crest]

The only time you ever see zinc plated maile is from Indian produced chainmail because it prevents rust.

[dim lion]

I eat zinc cause it prevents me from downloading rust

[quiet sun]

This looks kinda just like the maille in half sword, ain’t any more shiny than that no?

[quiet sun]

Lmfao

[dim lion]

yeah

[quiet sun]

This looks to me like an issue with your low graphics settings and low resolution mingling

[idle crest]

Not my screenshot, and graphics settings don't alter core things like reflectivenes of a metal or it's brightness

[dim lion]

you think this is a fucking game? you think I'm joking around? no. I'm trying to bulk here.

[atomic aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/no-fail-seinfeld-kramer-failed-gif-23814328

[dim lion]

no I'm sorry I lied it's not zinc

It's raw bismuth 💔

[manic grail]

unfair champion

[stone spade]

three is fucking deranged

[quiet sun]

Bro just chug some pepto same effect for a fraction of the cost

[stone spade]

it's two or like twelve

[dim lion]

it was really cheap and I have used it to make crystals at the cost of one of my mom's cast iron pans.

[stone spade]

why are you chugging an odd number of times are you a serial killer

[idle crest]

And obviously you can't polish chainmail.

[manic grail]

he needs a hand

[idle crest]

Pyrite crystal formation is pretty cool

[astral basin]

Blueberry

My stummy hurt

[quiet sun]

Yo dope

[mild eagle]

cant you kick off some wicked sparks from pyrite?

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/i-absolve-you-of-your-sins-gif-2852924136091083861

[dim lion]

I wanna make some new ones sometime this month maybe, cuz I have the alum and bismuth for it

[astral basin]

I absolve you of your sins

[astral basin]

You have been forgiven

[idle crest]

I bet some crystals are so beautiful that us poor people couldn't possibly comprehend their majesty.

[patent seal]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-3057228474552902029

[dim lion]

thank u

[pearl coral]

it sounds the best

3 or 8

[stone spade]

3 is awful

you go chugg chugga choo choo or you do it a bunch of times to actually simulate the train

[mild eagle]

got damn it
kicked the lid off and fnusked up my foot

[still cove]

Bluburry you have cursed me with REPO YT shorts.

https://youtube.com/shorts/m9F83ar7IrU?si=8dxxl_U50ZyiNmaM

[dim lion]

I should start posting yt shorts..

https://medal.tv/games/repo/clips/kd1TBy7RHZzMIXk0s/spok?invite=cr-MSwyT1YsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

[still cove]

https://medal.tv/games/repo/clips/k873L9oEUtOfyvgrV

[still cove]

https://medal.tv/games/repo/clips/jVKHPisninHkPm4PA

[dim lion]

beepo

[idle crest]

Some of these opal gems I'd pay money to see with my own eyes

I won't lie.

[manic grail]

WHAT HAPPENED I WAS SUPPOSED TO SPAWN WITH THINGS WHY AM I NAKED

[forest falcon]

Willie's cheeks

[pearl coral]

the ai just tried to use one of my own moves on me i swear

[mild eagle]

i got launched backwards and upwards when i tried to grab a lantern

[still cove]

I always forget how big this statue is.

https://youtube.com/shorts/ILrHkuwwcUc?si=di1s0FrqB-POanXO

[forest falcon]

why is Willie looking like a devil may cry poster

[atomic aspen]

at least we know willie is clean shaven cheeks

[mild eagle]

green goblin ahh photo

[manic grail]

he looks like a runescape model what are you playing on bro

[pearl coral]

y'all see the game Banana ?

[strong jetty]

willie's magical willy

[mild eagle]

as low as possible, im on a laptop

i got a whole 233 bytes left at times whilst hs is running

[pearl coral]

i love fighting ts guy

[idle crest]

Why is he so caked up?

[gentle copper]

yeah now that I'm getting better at beating him I notice the beauty in fighting him

[pearl coral]

enlightenment

[gentle copper]

It's almost like I actually went through the real life process of getting better at fencing but in-game. (I never fenced IRL so feel free to correct me)

[pearl coral]

the first few times it sucks but after that it's tense and fun

btw i think y'all are sleeping on the faster kicking bonus

[gentle copper]

It's good but I like take less damage

cuz it gives me a chance to give up instead of having to restart all over

[idle crest]

You can sheese him by holding alt and getting him to back into the fence with a polearm

[gentle copper]

yeah but that's sheesing

We don't sheese around here we go longsword and fence with him like real men

[mild eagle]

"its not about the money spider man"

[pearl coral]

shpida mann

[graceful flax]

this guy has been unconscious for a while now how do i wake him up

[restive trench]

its about sending a message

[graceful flax]

nvm he woke up

[restive trench]

buddy late for school

[graceful flax]

romantic dance

[gilded mango]

Im back

bye

[mild eagle]

finish

[pearl coral]

anybody play ck3 here

[restive trench]

cingdom kome 3

[pearl coral]

crusader kings three

[restive trench]

nuh uh

[slate summit]

I just headlocked a guy with the handle of my Voulge and snapped his neck by twisting to the side

actually the physically cleanest kill ive seen

[mild eagle]

wen need mop adding fr

[pearl coral]

what combos do you all use in half sword fist fights

[slate summit]

swing and pray

[ivory fjord]

I like fighting them in first person, put my arms up, give em a good swing one at a time

[pearl coral]

i usually start with a left uppercut and a right hook, then if they get rocked by that i kick them to knock them over

[slate summit]

NO FUCKING WAY I GOT ANOTHER HEAD SNAP THAT WAY

[restive trench]

left hook

[slate summit]

i feel like john wick

[ivory fjord]

Sometimes I go for the windup and send a dude cartwheeling Into a fence, sometimes I eat shit cuz they push me down and never let me back up on feet

[pearl coral]

scythe guy so washed compared to the old demo

[astral basin]

I want a messer

[pearl coral]

soon™️

[astral basin]

Now

Sam my glorious king please forward it to devs

[pearl coral]

it's already in the icon artwork

its pretty much a guarantee

[restive trench]

send image of messer

[stone spade]

reason number 4789 on why California sucks

[stone spade]

it is illegal to have a pet raccoon

[pearl coral]

i love chopping their necks in the abyss to leave them like this

[restive trench]

also they should add altair's sword to halfsword

[restive trench]

wait the floor doesnt eat them anymore?

[pearl coral]

it does

[stone spade]

are you guys fighting over sword classifications

this never ends well you should all know this by now

[pearl coral]

he said "send image of messer"

[stone spade]

oh okay

so used to everything devolving into chaos

[mild eagle]

halfsword moth farm

[astral basin]

What no its not

What is the icon artwork

[restive trench]

i love the raufgegen and langes messer 1480

[pearl coral]

cant remember which one its in but i know its in one

top left bottom right

[astral basin]

Isn't that a falchion

Actually idk. You're the history nerd not me

[pearl coral]

lmao

a messer is just a sword with the hilt construction of a knife

[restive trench]

i just realized

the server banner is actually drawn not a render

[pearl coral]

peep the typology . F is falchion M is messer

@astral basin

[mild eagle]

messer is knife

knife has 1 edge

for the european context a sword is a long dagger

[restive trench]

3c my beloved

[mild eagle]

and a 'messer' is a longer knife of any variety

[astral basin]

Idk what this means but 4a looks cool af

[restive trench]

3c to 5b are my favorites

[queen coral]

Hola/hello

[cinder thunder]

yo

[queen coral]

How are u

[pearl coral]

realistically i think 5b would be my actual choice but 4d looks the coolest to me

[cinder thunder]

Does dx12 work pretty well

Idk I just turned it on

[restive trench]

no

actually depends

[plain scroll]

Ye by the GOAT milek

[restive trench]

for most people it crashes the game

[restive trench]

truely goated art

[cinder thunder]

so should i turn it off

[restive trench]

probably

[wind geode]

New emote?

[cinder thunder]

it looks like it's running

[restive trench]

u have to restart the game for it to take effect

[cinder thunder]

I did that

[plain scroll]

https://milek.artstation.com/

[restive trench]

[cinder thunder]

the graphics look amazeing

[restive trench]

oh then thats good

[cinder thunder]

but it stutters a lot

[idle crest]

Yea messer just means knife, cant be arsed with modern terminology for medieval weapons.

[frozen mason]

https://tenor.com/view/the-skeleton-appears-gif-24806632

[cinder thunder]

so I'll just turn it back

[plain scroll]

why not?

[unkempt zodiac]

this server has so many emojis that nobody has used

[pearl coral]

because we have too many emojis and stickers that are just screenshots from the game

[plain scroll]

Are kriegsmesser in time frame?

[pearl coral]

fairly certain

[wind geode]

It can replace my old skull emoji

[cinder thunder]

[plain scroll]

says who? Also they are all old

[pearl coral]

me

[pearl coral]

hardly anyone uses them because most of them show no emotion whatsoever are redundant

[cinder thunder]

battle of the titans

[plain scroll]

who made you emoji authority? Literally 1984

[cinder thunder]

mr frowny

[cinder thunder]

and the guy who's right

[pearl coral]

[unkempt zodiac]

<--- we do NOT need this many emojis of willie's bloody head

[plain scroll]

A skull is commonly used tho

[wind geode]

eh

that was like a year ago

[restive trench]

sam no fun

[cinder thunder]

these all portray seperate emotions

[cinder thunder]

Stinky Sam

[unkempt zodiac]

get in here or something

[cinder thunder]

[restive trench]

YES

[unkempt zodiac]

we need GOOD emojis

[pearl coral]

we need more stickers and stuff that are more than just cropped screenshots of a glitching model

[cinder thunder]

This is my fav emotion

[cinder thunder]

this is an awesome sticker you just smell

[restive trench]

[pearl coral]

guess what

[plain scroll]

If we have pregnant willie we should be allowed willie skull especially because skull emojis are commonly used

[pearl coral]

it's not a sticker here

[cinder thunder]

Put some deoderant on and come back

[idle crest]

like as far as i care a zweihander is any sword i can comfortably fit two hands on. Any other definition is fake and cringe.

[cinder thunder]

well it needs to be

[plain scroll]

make it a sticker. Get rid of one of the feet

[pearl coral]

"this is an awesome sticker you just smell" he says to the sticker that i am showing as an example of something better

[restive trench]

both of*

[restive trench]

yes

[cinder thunder]

Half Life...

[unkempt zodiac]

<--- get these emojis in here

[spare basin]

they got the willie hound

[cinder thunder]

these are doodoo

[wind geode]

This is one is not needed

[spare basin]

[wind geode]

I made it when there was a lack of stickers

[restive trench]

we only need half

[unkempt zodiac]

[cinder thunder]

time to remove all the emojis and replace them with anime characters

like idk every server

[wind geode]

I've never seen this one

[pearl coral]

hy do we need "related emojis" and descriptions for stickers

[errant minnow]

this fucking terminator bot

[ornate oyster]

green leaf check

[restive trench]

two willie

[ornate oyster]

LETS GO NOT A GREEN LEAF

[plain scroll]

fuck knows

[ornate oyster]

[cinder thunder]

just put the cat emoji for every one

[pearl coral]

i put wilted rose for willsolute swordnema

[wind geode]

🥀💔

[unkempt zodiac]

<-- what even is this emoji

why do we have it

[earnest plinth]

i just got the game where is the tutorial?

[pearl coral]

🥀

seriously wtf is that there for lmao

[wind geode]

cornur

[plain scroll]

It was galaxy making fun of manager melon for having a wonky border

[pearl coral]

im sure that emoji's got a lot of mileage huh

[wind geode]

This is my fav

[plain scroll]

ive seen it used a few times actually

[spare basin]

[cinder thunder]

this is my favorite emoji

[pearl coral]

did it ever add to the contents of a message in any meaningful way

[astral basin]

[cinder thunder]

[plain scroll]

bro

[unkempt zodiac]

it's been used a grand total of 16 times and was added last year

EMOJI PURGE!

[spare basin]

[plain scroll]

that doesnt account for reactions

[cinder thunder]

yo jurt

[unkempt zodiac]

WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!

[pearl coral]

who is reacting with " " to anything

[plain scroll]

idk the story of bevel tho

[cinder thunder]

Bevel

[pearl coral]

[slate summit]

scroobert

[cinder thunder]

Hedgeborne

[unkempt zodiac]

hii

[wind geode]

I remember this one

[cinder thunder]

Gods hooks

[pearl coral]

this is actually kind of funny

[wind geode]

I tried to crop that image for an hour but then gave up

about a year ago

[pearl coral]

i would largely prefer emojis that show actual gestures than just a 3/4 angle of a bloody face

[unkempt zodiac]

i concur!

[wind geode]

I have a lot like this

[subtle rock]

https://tenor.com/view/licky-lick-gif-6908980475278316302

[pearl coral]

tbh if this is the kind of server management problems we're discussing i think we're doing quite well as a community

[plain scroll]

Well add some. Skull is a common emoji and should be allowed to be added especially since we need emojis from the newer versions of the game

[subtle rock]

who up whackin they willy

[pearl coral]

have you enjoyed ck3

[unkempt zodiac]

<--- shout out to smudge on the screen, gotta be my favourite emoji in this server

[plain scroll]

[wind geode]

Damn

[subtle rock]

i was doing the tutorial thing like the first game they put you into and it was pretty fun, i was very consumed in what i was doing but i got pulled out by my gf to play schedule 1

its still a bit complicated especially with all the menus and buttons but its not as bad as it could be

[pearl coral]

GOOOOOOOD................. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD........

recently i've been playing as an administrative government after reforming the HRE, i have to organize governers and provincial armies and my own estate and stuff now

[subtle rock]

holy lingo

[idle crest]

How does one achieve such a physique?

[subtle rock]

i do NOT know what any of that means

[cinder thunder]

add him as an emoji and name it ragamuffin

[unkempt zodiac]

[cinder thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-sigma-gif-5370768165820333230

[subtle rock]

schedule 1 substances

[cinder thunder]

make this emoji Now!

[pearl coral]

i dont disagree

somebody turned this drawing i made on a napkin an emoji

[wind geode]

well then this one too

[subtle rock]

idrk the goal of the game, im assuming just getting a big empire and doing lots of managment stuff
i managed to expand my land quite a bit just by sorta taking it from people and absorbing them but i have no clue the long term consequences of any of my actions yet

[idle crest]

Wisdom tree is better than cigar toadstool.

[hollow gale]

real

[pearl coral]

there isnt exactly a defined "goal"

but you're encouraged to expand your domain and make money and stuff

[subtle rock]

idk how to make money icl

dead broke

taxes and whatnot but idk how 2 raise

[pearl coral]

the tutorial as the irish guy is literal poverty

[subtle rock]

how exploit ppl for moneys

[pearl coral]

if you start in western europe it's a lot smoother

[subtle rock]

can boys marry boys in ck3

[pearl coral]

i think if you have a certain religion or religious reform

[subtle rock]

woke

[pearl coral]

i dont know for sure and it is very possible that it is not in the game

[subtle rock]

wake up sheeple

[pearl coral]

but im pretty sure if you reform your religion to have it you can have it

[subtle rock]

i havent played a whole lot and ive never really played anything like it

but its definitely something i can see myself putting time into

[stone spade]

whatcha talking about

[pearl coral]

ck3

[stone spade]

oh

never been into large scale strategy games like that

[pearl coral]

this is my current character

[stone spade]

I always feel so disconnected from everything that's happening that I tend to lose all motivation

[pearl coral]

i love it because even though there's a lot of large scale strategy you can still do mundane small scale things like interior decorating and dueling and managing your pastures and your family problems

[subtle rock]

me neither but i didnt have a choice this time

[subtle rock]

and cheat on your wife

[pearl coral]

the sword he's holding has been in the family for several generations and was quenched in the blood of his most prominent dynasty member

oldrik

[subtle rock]

unc sword

[stone spade]

yeah see I just wanna be "the guy" I don't want to be a series of people managing a long term nation

[subtle rock]

be immortal idk

[pearl coral]

after oldrik died the dynasty's banner went from a combination of the kingdoms under their rule to the cross of the holy order that oldrik founded quartered onto a colorswapped COA of the kingdom of bohemia

[stone spade]

I mean in terms of gameplay style

[pearl coral]

and the house diverged from the main branch

[subtle rock]

bro wanna be john crusader king

[stone spade]

I'd rather the immersion of being the character

[pearl coral]

here's me inheriting an entire storage room of baubles after being elected emperor of the HRE

[pearl coral]

there is

there is a lot of that

[subtle rock]

truth

you play as the character

thats the whole point

[wind geode]

Creed reference

[pearl coral]

see

[subtle rock]

the style of game is very unique

it is interesting

[pearl coral]

i love it so much

[subtle rock]

i think people are much too turned off by the way it looks

[pearl coral]

especially since i have so many DLCs that expand the immersion

[pearl coral]

100%, i didnt touch it for a few years because it didnt LOOK like something i'd enjoy and it turned out to be like my favorite game ever

[subtle rock]

its very very... ugly?

not attractive in the slightest unless you play it

[pearl coral]

the game manages to make text based combat feel fun and it makes impersonal warfare feel personal

[subtle rock]

its like an acquired taste

[stone spade]

yeah and then that guy gets backstabbed by some political rival and now you're someone else

[subtle rock]

yea bro the point is to not have that happen

its not like that just happens out of the blue

[stone spade]

my point is like the focus is not to play one guy

[pearl coral]

you play one guy for like 7 or 8 hours of your playthrough

you have a lot of chances to develop his existence and his traits and what he likes and what he dislikes

[stone spade]

idk

[pearl coral]

depending on your decisions and your vices and your environment you can adapt in different ways to the situation and different choices affect the rest of his life differently

[stone spade]

I just didn't like how it felt while I was playing

[pearl coral]

you didnt play enuff....

[subtle rock]

truth

[stone spade]

sunk cost

[pearl coral]

@subtle rock check out this cool dlc mechanic

[subtle rock]

whats the mechanic

[pearl coral]

the bearer of the duke's helm thing

[subtle rock]

idk my way around so idk what half of that stuff is

[pearl coral]

you can make your own little paladin people

knights have different traits that bolster the command of your army and the troop composition

i really enjoy coming across main characters like this guy who have lived lives entirely separated from me that manage to be incredibly interesting

[subtle rock]

so tuff

[ivory fjord]

Is that ck3

[pearl coral]

yes

[subtle rock]

oh yeah thats something i was thinking about, every "character" in the game is literally another fully fledged character with thoughts, feelings, traits, backstories, etc

[pearl coral]

it's so peak

you can literally see someone become mentally ill and die in real time

[worldly vapor]

i wish paradox didnt abandon imperator rome...

[subtle rock]

you can also become mentally ill and die in real time

[astral ether]

Morning, chat

[pearl coral]

if your character has the "forgiving" trait make sure to raise your child to have it

it's very helpful for dealing with stress down the line

you can forgive people that you have hooks on to reduce your stress

[pearl coral]

so instead of becoming a drinker or a recluse you can just forget grudges

[subtle rock]

na imma hold grudges forever and die of stress

[restive trench]

@pearl coral when does ck3 take place and what can u play as

[pearl coral]

it starts at like 700 at the earliest and ends at 1453

you can choose what start date you have

[restive trench]

also when eu5 releases u should try it

[pearl coral]

you can be a traveller or a noble

which all include their own little subcategories for how you play

[restive trench]

can u play as islamic empire

[pearl coral]

yes

[restive trench]

wait whats the difference

[pearl coral]

and you can make or reform them or reform islam itself or convert other kingdoms or colonize places

[restive trench]

isnt this game like hoi4 where u pick an impire and grow it

[pearl coral]

travellers are "unlanded" so you just kinda travel from town to town picking up contracts for money and food and soldiers

nobles have land that they have to maintain and expand

[restive trench]

ooo

[pearl coral]

you can go from a traveller to a noble if you partake in something like a crusade that grants you land

that's how my first playthrough was

[restive trench]

ok this is getting interesting

[unreal bay]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342922271622430802/1354077943990718505/Anubis_Guard_8_1_1.gif

[pearl coral]

i was a mercenary that crusaded and became the king of zhaporizhia but it was too undeveloped to be sustainable and i was having a hard time making money because i couldnt convert the culture of my land to have the same technology as me, and a bunch of hostile tribes kept raiding the borders and then a huge plague hit and a few generations later i was a traveller again since the empire had split and ousted me

this was the last character of the dynasty

[restive trench]

damn thats cool lore

[unreal bay]

Looks like me

[restive trench]

of course

[restive trench]

love his sword

[pearl coral]

the guy on the left was the first king and the guy beside him is his marshal

[restive trench]

simitar or whatever

[pearl coral]

the king went blind eventually

[pearl coral]

depending on where your character lives and how you have affected or reformed your culture, you will have different cultures of equipment

[worldly vapor]

how much money have you spent on DLCs for CK3

[unreal bay]

Me mentioned

[restive trench]

in battle or natural causes

[unreal bay]

500usd

[restive trench]

katana

[worldly vapor]

true theyre adding asia to CK3

[subtle rock]

ck3 is so tuff

[pearl coral]

my latest playthrough went from northern german, and then we acculturated bohemia, and then after that we expanded and acculturated south slavic, so now our equipment and cultural traditions are a mix of western and eastern european and depending on who makes my character's weapons they will have different models because of their cultural background

[pearl coral]

they already did like last week

[pearl coral]

i bought every single DLC

it was a couple hundred dollars

[worldly vapor]

I though t it wasnt out yet

[pearl coral]

a disease, but you can lose one or both eyes in battle

'tis

[pearl coral]

also now we have all of ireland and northern africa and islands between spain and italy

but we havent combined cultures with any of those

[restive trench]

damn kcd in ck3

[worldly vapor]

no China update isnt out yet bro

[worldly crow]

u play ck3??

[worldly crow]

there is a mod hehehe

[worldly vapor]

i mean the real DLC

[restive trench]

dude is a walking medieval history book

[worldly crow]

i noticed lmao

i bet he writes wikipedia pages

[pearl coral]

i thought you were talking about this

[worldly vapor]

thats only like 1/3 of asia

[pearl coral]

potato potato

[restive trench]

little asia

[azure mulch]

me and my homie when GHM Releases Gore 2.0 leaks :

[worldly vapor]

new gore leaks!?!?

[azure mulch]

no no when goreleaks release sorry for the miscommunication

[worldly vapor]

Im going to pick you up and throw you into the urinal

[azure mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-thatstuff-tuff-ddg-gazer-gif-5016265035093976531

[sick prairie]

Is the game out? I can only download the demo

[pearl coral]

every single one of these i got at full price

[pearl coral]

no

[worldly vapor]

theres only a demo

[azure mulch]

Q4 2025

is the Full Release

or EA

[subtle rock]

richie mcrichpants

[pearl coral]

EA

[restive trench]

early acess

[azure mulch]

yeah that

[pearl coral]

it was out of my savings..

[unkempt zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/update-update-is-tomorrow-gif-2143560552895271969

[pearl coral]

which by thew ay

[restive trench]

how much grochen did you pay

[pearl coral]

im getting an actual steel cuirass soon from aegis armory

[restive trench]

oo

that's cool

[astral basin]

rich mg

[pearl coral]

it fits over a HEMA jacket

[astral basin]

mf

[subtle rock]

billion dollars in savings

[pearl coral]

[vital jolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/739208823872553031/1170467184645001387/Kai.gif

[pearl coral]

it's also directly based off of one of my favorite italian altarpieces

major W

plus it includes spaulders !!

when i get the money for it i hope to buy this armet to pair with it as well

[worldly vapor]

is this like 1400-1420

[pearl coral]

yes

wait no

late 1300s

from what i remember

i'll check

[restive trench]

teeth

[pearl coral]

1361-1371

[pearl coral]

my blossfechten mask is painted to look like it already

[restive trench]

https://youtube.com/shorts/950W7dAmXPk

[restive trench]

thats cool

[pearl coral]

i've aligned it quite well so that you can see my eyes through the gaps of the teeth

[manic grail]

idiot dropped his weapon

[merry wyvern]

Helmets kinda hard. Stealing that for my next project.

[restive trench]

i wish there was something like a local swordsmen club where i live

[merry wyvern]

Same

All I got is a stick and my shadow

[manic grail]

really hard to swing lol

[pearl coral]

churburg s18 is the designation

[restive trench]

i think we here have fencing clubs but fencing with rapiers is ass

[merry wyvern]

You're telling me they made 18 seasons of that one helmet???? /Shit joke

[cunning pulsar]

make game harder suggestion btw

[pearl coral]

i fenced with a broadsword for the first time a bit ago and it is a lot less adrenaline than fighting with a longsword

for sure

[merry wyvern]

Hell yeah, hello my favorite Lithuanian

Rapiers seem boring, too light to be entertaining outside of movies imo

Like I don't think I'd be afraid of someone with a rapier

[restive trench]

kinda wish i had vr and blade and sourcry or something

vr + sword fighting game

[merry wyvern]

Blade and sorcery would be your best bet

Most other vr sword fighting games are kinda ass

[restive trench]

if i get vr im most probably going to try ac nexus vr first

[merry wyvern]

Even in bonelab and bone works the blade physics suck

[restive trench]

their main focus is guns

i think

[merry wyvern]

Erm actually their main focus is making the game a realistic physics based sandbox

[restive trench]

or like gore with guns

[merry wyvern]

That would be hard bullet or Blood trail vr

[restive trench]

oo

[pearl coral]

bleak vs peak

but im also objectively better at one than the other

so dont let it sway you entirely

[merry wyvern]

And of course my dickhead friend is video calling me while I'm taking a shit before getting in the shower

Dudes can't have any fucking peace anymore

He called me again.

Yeah who's gonna tell bro if he does it a third time he's getting a 4k view of the turd

[restive trench]

i cant tell who hit who in the second vid but damn that was fast action

[pearl coral]

i got him really hard in his right armpit

[restive trench]

ooo

[pearl coral]

i could tell he was going to go for a probing attack to try and get me to overcommit to a defense but i shifted and gutted him instead and it made me very happy because i am often not very good at making quick judgments like that

[restive trench]

send him halfsword horse manure

[unkempt zodiac]

!!! CANADIAN FLAG SPOTTED !!!

[merry wyvern]

I think I'm gonna teach my brother quick reaction times when we stick fight by repeating an attack and then suddenly swinging the opposite direction from the same stance

[restive trench]

u should train your brother to be an assassin

[merry wyvern]

No

[restive trench]

like assassin's creed type of assassin

not sniper go pew pew

[merry wyvern]

So the guys that in real life died immediately after killing their target?

Because real life assassins died after killing their target 99% of the time

[restive trench]

we're not talkingaboht reallife smh

teach him how to become ezio

[merry wyvern]

Nah

[restive trench]

aww :(

[manic grail]

parkour is cool though trust

[pearl coral]

here's a cool looking exchange where neither of us got points because it was sloppy, me getting bodied in grappling and then me getting bodied by a crouching grapple thing

[merry wyvern]

Until you make a slight mistake and crack your skull open on the concrete and go out wheezing

[manic grail]

you worry a lot

[silent sapphire]

How much better will the paid version be to the Demo? I've got like 50 hours in the demo and not paid a cent. I feel guilty

[restive trench]

dude is good with grabbling

[pearl coral]

both of them are

it's one of the main things im lacking in

grappling and remembering to grab my dagger

[merry wyvern]

Simple solution just unhinge your jaw and swallow your opponent

Easy win.

[restive trench]

true

[merry wyvern]

I do it all the time

[pearl coral]

i've gotten better at grabbing my dagger through instinct but there are plenty of times where if i targetted the skinnier one's hips i could easily topple or stab him

[open venture]

does anyone else struggle on the first grete champion

[restive trench]

he hungy

[idle crest]

You tryna diffuse bombs or something with all that protection?

[restive trench]

u NEED protection in this sport

[pearl coral]

my stuff is a lot more close fitting and intended to look "knightly" than other guys'

i dont have any luxury protections tho

just the necessities

[unkempt zodiac]

from what we've seen in the wips and what's been said, there'll be:
more maps
more modes
more weapons
more armour
character customization
weapon customization
more graphic/binding settings
more bugs
more bugfixes

[idle crest]

No you dont lol.

[pearl coral]

i used to rock splints on the biceps and plates on my shoulders

[pearl coral]

???

[restive trench]

ok bro let me hit u with a dull metal real quick in ur pancreas

[pearl coral]

i have been stabbed no small amount of times with a feder while NOT in gear and i can assure you that i want to be protected

[merry surge]

7150 before fatal error

[pearl coral]

the one time i copped a full force hit to the throat was the time i decided that checking i have everything is important

[idle crest]

Mf ive been belted across the face with a 2kg sword more times than ive had hot dinners, just gotta take it on the cheek.

[pearl coral]

ive been bruised through two layers of throat protection by stabs

[restive trench]

yeah but being punish or whatever is different than wanting to do a sport for fun

[restive trench]

yapmil buy me breaking bad simulator

[idle crest]

The worst injury i had in sparring was one of the only two times ive worn full plate armour, because i had my visor up and got stabbed straight in the eye socket with a sword.

[subtle rock]

bro think i got money

[hollow gale]

obama sperm vein

[subtle rock]

veroo i got dead $1 to my name

[neat tundra]

I'm built different, I could tank a stab with sharps.
Why can't willie do it too?

[restive trench]

i will take it all thank you

[subtle rock]

have it bro

[open venture]

it'd be so cool to have a giant longsword hanging on my wall

[idle crest]

some of the guys in my group used to spar with sharp swords and no armour.

[neat tundra]

Historical accuracy at all costs

[pearl coral]

its pretty nice

[slate summit]

WHAT MATERIAL IS HIS NECK MADE OUT OF

IM HITTING HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NECK AND ITS SPARKING

[ashen elbow]

Does Willie have a "willie"?

[slate summit]

HELLO

[open venture]

damn dude.. i'd get arrested in my country

[merry wyvern]

That's why I can't mercy lobotomize Willie's anymore

[restive trench]

your honor my client was having a duel fighting for his honor, he did not intend to kill that man and the victim was aware of the consequences

[merry wyvern]

Only if you're a true Williesexual

[worldly vapor]

I would have expected them to have more covered chestplates around that time

[merry wyvern]

Non williesexuals cannot see his penor

[hollow gale]

only people who backed it on kickstarter get that

[astral ether]

He’s like wolverine, he has that adamantium skeleton lmao

[pearl coral]

wdym

like surcoats

[subtle rock]

who got money to buy me some food

[idle crest]

Very cool, but do you have these?

[worldly vapor]

surcoat yea

[pearl coral]

nop

just a synthetic pollaxe in the corner

[pearl coral]

around 1360 is when they lost style in most places but england

[worldly vapor]

damn so its like right on the edge of it then

[pearl coral]

it's an estimate

[silent sapphire]

I collect Napoleonic antiques and swords. Now i really notice that when i watch documentaries etc on Autistic people they all have swords on the wall too 😂

[pearl coral]

"documentaries etc" (half sword general chat)

that seriously is rad tho

[idle crest]

none of my swords are on my wall because i have adhd and couldnt give enough of a ass rats

[open venture]

guys should i get a polypropylene sword?

[slate summit]

honestly the Voulge is my favourite weapon in the game by far

Insane blunt damage

Insane long range, good half sword potential, insane slice potential

decent at stabbing, A tier non lethal handle bonk

its not as overpowered as the plancon and just feels good to use

you dont feel like its cheating

[lucid atlas]

now follow it up with an entire harness

[pearl coral]

cuirass soon