i want to show you what I almost put into action when three junkies with broken bottles started crawling towards me.
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
quick delta
idle crest
yea thats true
drowsy finch
Oh I meant more like as a game system !! Like a commoner’s longsword handles differently to a longsword carried by a soldier, even if its the same sword
rain bluff
i want to show you what I almost put into action when three junkies with broken ...
send me in dm's
limpid prawn
goofy
quick delta
uh alright ill send it in dm
violet island
You can end a lot of fights by just running into willies with your sword out.
idle crest
Oh I meant more like as a game system !! Like a commoner’s longsword handles dif...
The weight distribution would be better on the fancier sword aye.
rain bluff
drowsy finch
The weight distribution would be better on the fancier sword aye.
Omgggg they should give us GOLD swords !!
Since gold is ssooo sstronfg
true mauve
Hello again
idle crest
hell my longsword isnt even much longer than my arming sword but weight distribution means the longsword is very ineffective in one hand but brilliant in two.
limpid prawn
cracked his skull pretty good
idle crest
its steel armour plated in gold lol.
drowsy finch
its steel armour plated in gold lol.
Blegh, how lame!!! We need PURE GOLD !!! I’m sure that would work out completely fine and without issue :)
quick delta
check dm
pulsar owl
its steel armour plated in gold lol.
why do you think you get pedantic
idle crest
why do you think you get pedantic
its not pedantic, armour made of gold and armour made of steel plated in gold are two massively different things
limpid prawn
Blegh, how lame!!! We need PURE GOLD !!! I’m sure that would work out completely...
rali i did a funny
drowsy finch
its not pedantic, armour made of gold and armour made of steel plated in gold ar...
Pure gold would make for poor armor, no?
pulsar owl
its not pedantic, armour made of gold and armour made of steel plated in gold ar...
yeah but when one says gold armor you know they mean armor that looks golden, right?
idle crest
Pure gold would make for poor armor, no?
you could probably cave it in by punching it.
pulsar owl
like when I say the penny is a copper coin you don't need to say "actually it's mostly zinc"
idle crest
yeah but when one says gold armor you know they mean armor that looks golden, ri...
well no because people often bring up the gold armour with the implication that gold armour should be weak.
quick delta
best knife that i have in my small collection
rain bluff
I bought it for about 100-110 euros and I don't regret it.
yeah i see why
drowsy finch
rali i did a funny
Shole der
idle crest
Gold armour being weak is only true if its actually made of gold and not gold plated steel
drowsy finch
you could probably cave it in by punching it.
Yeaahhh
true mauve
quick delta
yeah i see why
when I lived in another city, sometimes it was enough to get a migrant or a junkie out of the way at night.
true mauve
when I lived in another city, sometimes it was enough to get a migrant or a junk...
W profile btw
rain bluff
when I lived in another city, sometimes it was enough to get a migrant or a junk...
I can see that
pulsar owl
well no because people often bring up the gold armour with the implication that ...
right but unless I'm misinterpreting something locale was just saying "there's gold armor so there should probably be gold swords"
in effect
quick delta
I can see that
not even use it, just pull it out with a loud clang.
rain bluff
not even use it, just pull it out with a loud clang.
yeah
true mauve
quick delta
W profile btw
thx ❤️
rain bluff
fear factor is better than yk
cobalt shoal
rain bluff
pulsar owl
https://tenor.com/view/cat-pizza-eating-gif-21094370
pisza
quick delta
although I think it's actually better to run away and stay alive than to get into a fight that no one's gonna get out of.
rain bluff
although I think it's actually better to run away and stay alive than to get int...
yeah
quick delta
but!
rain bluff
if they dont run, you run
idle crest
right but unless I'm misinterpreting something locale was just saying "there's g...
Well the conversation seemed to stem from a comment about golds strength.
jagged swift
cobalt shoal
quick delta
if they dont run, you run
if there's nowhere to run, I'm sure I'll do my best to take as many people with me as possible.
pulsar owl
Well the conversation seemed to stem from a comment about golds strength.
fair enough, chalk it up to conversational pragmatics
rain bluff
if there's nowhere to run, I'm sure I'll do my best to take as many people with ...
yep
but hopefully that whont happen
quick delta
uhhh now I need to find out where the game's save files are.
merry wyvern
Fuck it I'm just gonna buy AGLS and use the included climbing system, but I'm gonna make my own combat system
idle crest
A bit random but i really wish minecraft would add tin and then replace leather armour with bronze.
quick delta
btw some dude showed me how at the beginning of a fight, he does a double jump and dives his head into the enemy.
pulsar owl
leather armor is historical tho
what am I saying it's minecraft
I agree actually they have copper already
idle crest
leather armor is historical tho
pulsar owl
just do what valheim does
idle crest
remove iron armour and make it so that iron ingots make chainmail, then replace diamon armour with steel.
quick delta
dudes, minecraft is made for pistons and sheep, not armour.
idle crest
dudes, minecraft is made for pistons and sheep, not armour.
@drowsy finch I think sting1ng is going to get you to stand by that endrod over there.
stone spade
remove iron armour and make it so that iron ingots make chainmail, then replace ...
"remove iron armor" already mid take
pulsar owl
I miss the old minecraft
quick delta
<@802815398231801866> I think sting1ng is going to get you to stand by that endr...
well actually
pulsar owl
I miss pre-horse minecraft
stone spade
I don't that shit sucked
idk why y'all be complaining like you can't just play the old version
the more new stuff the better
idle crest
"remove iron armor" already mid take
Game could easily be way more educational.
pulsar owl
idk why y'all be complaining like you can't just play the old version
I don't play minecraft anymore, just saying that's the version I'm nostalgic for
stone spade
Game could easily be way more educational.
me when there's an educational edition of the game
grand bane
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224392042780819619/1251914430791286784/s...
Your argument is invalid
quick delta
the more new stuff the better
To be honest the last couple of updates are very lacking and unnecessary.
stone spade
just do what jschlatt does and refuse to sprint anyway
quick delta
Your argument is invalid
my fav stratagem
pulsar owl
me when there's an educational edition of the game
only for useless stuff like chemistry, not in-demand skills like being knowledgeable about armor materials
stone spade
To be honest the last couple of updates are very lacking and unnecessary.
all updates are "unnecessary" if they wanted to they could just stop updating the game and cash in the checks it's not like there's people in the world that don't already know what fucking Minecraft is
anyone who's gonna buy the game has or will
the updates are good no matter what they are
idle crest
me when there's an educational edition of the game
You mean the version thats made to teach shit like basic computer science?
stone spade
only for useless stuff like chemistry, not in-demand skills like being knowledge...
yeah but I'm saying you can change stuff specifically to that version of the game
if you want things to be more "educational"
quick delta
all updates are "unnecessary" if they wanted to they could just stop updating th...
oh no, the rework of cave generation is very much needed. I mean, these vases and shards and stuff are just slag.
idle crest
I wish they updated minecraft so that you had to actually progress through the historical metal ages and stuff.
like going from copper to bronze, then to iron and steel.
quick delta
I wish they updated minecraft so that you had to actually progress through the h...
there was a whole mod pack just for that.
idle crest
just because theres a mod doesnt mean i cant wish it was in the actual game.
merry wyvern
Actually maybe I'll wait till I buy AGLS because apparently it has it's own combat system AND climbing system. if so I'll just heavily modify them
quick delta
there was a whole mod pack just for that.
it's pretty dumb in some mechanics, btw
idle crest
Actually maybe I'll wait till I buy AGLS because apparently it has it's own comb...
buying asset packs?
merry wyvern
AGLS isn't really an Asset pack, it's a modification of ALS, Advanced Locomotion System,
idle crest
is it on the unreal market?
quick delta
just because theres a mod doesnt mean i cant wish it was in the actual game.
something tells me that there will be no progression in this direction for the near future.
merry wyvern
AGLS isn't, it's on Jakub W's patreon
ALS is. It's made to be used as a base
All it really is is a testing level, and movement mechanics already plugged in
idle crest
Genuinely if i were you mate id try and join a mod project or something, work up the experience.
merry wyvern
I would but I don't work well with others.
grave rover
how do you play multiplayer with friends?
unkempt zodiac
how do you play multiplayer with friends?
there is no multiplayer
pearl coral
hi
merry wyvern
how do you play multiplayer with friends?
Obviously click play online
lofty sluice
I finally got to the ultimate challange, it saves if i die right? the gauntlet wont erase?
unkempt zodiac
this is true
austere oasis
I finally got to the ultimate challange, it saves if i die right? the gauntlet w...
no the game crashes and uninstalls it from your steam library and you never get to play it agian and the nyour pc blows u pand your hoseu ccautche so nfiee jlk G6ÜSY9PIOHPNUXÖDLJÄFGDX
lofty sluice
no the game crashes and uninstalls it from your steam library and you never get ...
thanks
austere oasis
youre welcome!
spark quartz
https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-goop-guy-white-liquid-angr...
ayo
green briar
cobalt shoal
still wind
I wish they updated minecraft so that you had to actually progress through the h...
ever heard of vintage story? it's pretty much what youre describing. check it out if you haven't
oblique patio
Someone @ me rq
cobalt shoal
@oblique patio
oblique patio
Alr thanks
indigo hare
Someone @ me rq
unkempt zodiac
someone paypal me $5000 usd rq
trim copper
why would anyone ask to be pinged-
cobalt shoal
why would anyone ask to be pinged-
Can you ping me
indigo hare
@trim copper
trim copper
Can you ping me
no
cobalt shoal
Thank you
cobalt shoal
STOP FUCKING PINGING ME
unkempt zodiac
you're using words that hurt
cobalt shoal
you're using words that hurt
Hush, little one.
indigo hare
Hush, little one.
Your dinner tonight will be sand
trim copper
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/944709788569309214/1239598674460409886/...
NO
trim copper
WHY THE PISs
indigo hare
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/944709788569309214/1239598674460409886/...
I too enjoy Mountain Dew
cobalt shoal
I too enjoy Mountain Dew
Monster Energy
hollow gale
cobalt shoal
bnuuy
gloomy crest
Monster Energy
Red Bull is better ngl
austere oasis
yall ever just rush with the forkpitch
cobalt shoal
yall ever just rush with the forkpitch
Yeah
austere oasis
lovely
cobalt shoal
Indeed.
hollow gale
any @ everyone pings lately?
drowsy finch
<@802815398231801866> I think sting1ng is going to get you to stand by that endr...
God willing, he will not leave this server alive.
drowsy finch
yall ever just rush with the forkpitch
Nope! I like the speaaar
cobalt shoal
Mid mid mid
cobalt shoal
Josh you ah Gram
idle crest
I wanna make a Joshua Graham cosplay and go to a comiccon
drowsy finch
I wanna make a Joshua Graham cosplay and go to a comiccon
Double up as captain curly on the side
idle crest
Double up as captain curly on the side
Never heard of that game before
drowsy finch
Never heard of that game before
Fairsies!!
I don’t know much about it
Other than the captain is cooked
idle crest
If I did a joshua cosplay I'd just do vanilla joshua where his eyes are pretty and inexplicably not burned
cobalt shoal
Mouth washing
bright grotto
do you have ibuprofen? i got a headache
drowsy finch
If I did a joshua cosplay I'd just do vanilla joshua where his eyes are pretty a...
When he got lit on fire he cried a lot, thus protecting his eyeballs and eye area from the burns !!!!
idle crest
I don't believe that man shed a single tear
Another cosplay I'd like to do is lady Maria of the astral clocktower
drowsy finch
I need to cosplay celeste from celeste
idle crest
Ngl lady Maria is dripped the fuck out.
drowsy finch
isn’t she from Celeste?
probby !!!! 
hollow gale
probby !!!! <a:anihearttrans:903066740458684416>
:O no way
cobalt shoal
idle crest
Plus a bloodborne cosplay would give me an excuse to buy a flintlock pistol.
I just wanna hold a flintlock in my hand man, I bet it feels so cool.
cobalt shoal
I just wanna hold a flintlock in my hand man, I bet it feels so cool.
It does, actually
pearl coral
hi
idle crest
It does, actually
I need to do 17th century reenactment so I can get a working one
pearl coral
I just wanna hold a flintlock in my hand man, I bet it feels so cool.
my uncle has one
idle crest
Oh I love the sound and flash they make when they fire.
trim copper
true mauve
Mouth washing
drowsy finch
I just wanna hold a flintlock in my hand man, I bet it feels so cool.
“Quite so officer, now allow me to draw my identification from my hip wallet!”
idle crest
“Quite so officer, now allow me to draw my identification from my hip wallet!”
Oh this axe I have? Oh don't worry It's just for chopping wood.
I promise officer.
cobalt shoal
Oh this axe I have? Oh don't worry It's just for chopping wood.
Prestige camo looks sick as fuck
idle crest
Prestige camo looks sick as fuck
Sorry but this axe is quite possibly the coolest fucking thing I've seen in my life.
cobalt shoal
Real shit
idle crest
I bet it makes the most gorgeous firing noise.
Imagine point it at some poor buggers chest at point blank and pulling the trigger. 😩
drowsy finch
Oh this axe I have? Oh don't worry It's just for chopping wood.
This will be flintlocks in 1815….
idle crest
This will be flintlocks in 1815….
Iirc it's 16th c so like right after the medieval period.
drowsy finch
Iirc it's 16th c so like right after the medieval period.
Frick….
idle crest
Aye 1580
worldly vapor
Hello I am the new Pope
idle crest
This will be flintlocks in 1615….
🤨 I said 16th
analog cargo
how to beat ultimate challenge
idle crest
https://i.redd.it/vlwnnpa7fj0e1.png
Why did I immediately come up with the name "fingerblaster" when I saw this?
worldly vapor
Oh this axe I have? Oh don't worry It's just for chopping wood.
lol the barrel is so short
unkempt zodiac
you're meant to use it in close range
idle crest
lol the barrel is so short
Yea it's a pistol what do you expect
worldly vapor
Yea it's a pistol what do you expect
I expect the handle to not be longer than the entire rest of the gun, it looks weird
hollow sundial
flintlock vs crossbow long range who wins
unkempt zodiac
ballista
worldly vapor
flintlock vs crossbow long range who wins
flintlock
idle crest
I expect the handle to not be longer than the entire rest of the gun, it looks w...
I'm sorry but it's an axe and a gun at the same time, your opinion is invalid
stone spade
flintlock vs crossbow long range who wins
which kind of either
idle crest
https://i.imgur.com/VlTbbcp.jpg
Damn
worldly vapor
which kind of either
flintlock or crossbow?
the crossbow in question:
stone spade
circa 1450, put this in the game NOW!
okay but you gotta load it when the match starts
worldly vapor
https://i.imgur.com/VlTbbcp.jpg
this thging actually looks like such a pain in the ass to use
stone spade
what I'm sayin
idle crest
Crossbow in question (might as well be a gun)
sterile fractal
merry wyvern
Is this new or have I just never noticed it before
pearl coral
Is this new or have I just never noticed it before
the latter
indigo hare
Ladders
pulsar nest
the latter
the latter
sp
pearl coral
the latter
sp
parenthesis work a lot better for this
pulsar nest
parenthesis work a lot better for this
maybe, but i like the most inefficient way of doing things
pearl coral
can it, dork
austere oasis
I hit someone with such a mean left hook that my game crashed 😭
golden knight's power is unmatched i guess
pearl coral
his name is the baron..
pearl coral
he is not a mere KNIGHT he is a BARON
cosmic rain
his name is the baron..
These are the barons. They LOOOVE crushing Willie.
pearl coral
worldly vapor
what is this thing
merry wyvern
Alright time to gay-ify another halfsword voiceline
Let us shathen our swairds, in oneanother.
lament hornet
When do we get this boss?
unkempt zodiac
little sir squirrel...
visual agate
merry wyvern
Lmk when Shitzon is on, he's my quote guy
austere oasis
how the hell do you snap someones neck
pearl coral
cobalt shoal
The do.
glossy oak
is it still possible to get halfsword trainer on this new version?
karmic nexus
summer vessel
oh
fierce hearth
summer vessel
BRO
humble sentinel
sigm
cosmic rain
ya'll lying saying the first guy is hard, he's easy asf. the third guy, on the other hand, is the bane of my existance.
true mauve
zenith dirge
subtle rock
so true
merry wyvern
stable basin
jaunty mural
how the hell do you snap someones neck
usually hits to the neck with blunt weapons
it just literally breaks their neck
subtle rock
spare sonnet
lightsabers in halfsword would be crazy
indigo hare
lightsabers in halfsword would be crazy
merry wyvern
Half-Sword:
A New Willie
subtle rock
ass
zenith dirge
raw orchid
thick hearth
All I'm saying is, Baron wasn't even worth the hype
drowsy finch
All I'm saying is, Baron wasn't even worth the hype
It's a bout the journey not the ! the destination!!
thick hearth
Based af
drowsy finch
baaa
drowsy finch
What the fuck have they done to the main menu? Why is it so shit now?
discord every ui update
merry wyvern
discord every ui update
Real and true and hi Rali
worldly vapor
no seats left on the ACT 
zenith dirge
thats why i raid their servers with my homies and flood them with pictures of hands
bitter oasis
does anyone know how to reset the gauntlet?
mystic marlin
indigo hare
does anyone know how to reset the gauntlet?
bitter oasis
tysm
gloomy urchin
karmic nexus
tulip orchid
I have officially beaten the gauntlet
The amount of luck involved in the ultimate challenge is infuriating though
cobalt shoal
atomic aspen
signal thorn
cobalt shoal
Did you see that?
cobalt shoal
fate will come for us all
(Except me)
signal thorn
(Except me)
cobalt shoal
signal thorn
bro thinks he's as cool as this cool bunny
cobalt shoal
bnuuy
hollow gale
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/677001514375446567/1364417835669131365/co...
dont bring that here, its not neeeaaarrllyy as cool (lies and slander)
cobalt shoal
astral ether
ooh, are we sharing what we've been reading as of late?
The Infinite And The Divine has been getting a fair bit of chuckles out of me lol
glad remnant
enjoying hema greatly
astral ether
I really want to get involved with my local hema chapter
placid vector
told lil bro to stop hittin me he wasnt listenin
midnight void
what am i reading
youre reading peak
glad remnant
I really want to get involved with my local hema chapter
do it. its all people that are funny
stiff iris
is this game goin to have MP eventually?
glad remnant
Give it 2 yearsz
stiff iris
ha damn
glad remnant
i doodled loss on my ap test scratch paper
forest falcon
i doodled loss on my ap test scratch paper
anyway gtg for now
have a good day guys
merry wyvern
https://tenor.com/view/wither-stickman-dancing-vibe-meme-gif-27612356
Stickman throwing that shit back gaaaaaaaaaat
forest juniper
whats up fuckers
tough kernel
Its 9 may, guys!
forest juniper
may the 9th be with you
tough kernel
may the 9th be with you
And with you :)
forest juniper
why are you a terrorist
tough kernel
why are you a terrorist
Nah, if im living in Russia it doesn't mean im a terrorist
forest juniper
oh okay you're just really really cold then
gloomy urchin
Nah, if im living in Russia it doesn't mean im a terrorist
do u drink vodka
tough kernel
oh okay you're just really really cold then
Yes, a little
tough kernel
do u drink vodka
Every day i drink bottle of vodka and riding my bear Ivan
forest juniper
do you play counter strike
tough kernel
do you play counter strike
No, i playing Team Fortress 2 and EFT
tough kernel
idk what eft is but tf2 goated
Yes
tough kernel
ohh tarkov
Yess
forest juniper
I wanted to get into tarkov but from what i've seen it's less tactical more meta slogfuck
like if i got into it now i'd be way too underpowered and undersweated to do anything
whats your opinion since you play it
tough kernel
I wanted to get into tarkov but from what i've seen it's less tactical more meta...
Just dont buy tarkov. Buyanov gonna destroy your prostate and nerves
tough kernel
word thank you
No problem
forest juniper
are you a masochist
tough kernel
But i want to play it
tough kernel
are you a masochist
YESS
forest juniper
It's pretty sick lol you'd prolly be good if you're used to tarkov pvp
you die just as fast and have to listen for grenades and shit
idk if proximity chat is in tarkov but it makes insurgency a fuckin masterpiece if youre playing at the right times
tough kernel
It's pretty sick lol you'd prolly be good if you're used to tarkov pvp
you die j...
Pvp in tarkov its not a reality because you get every play "Head, eyes"
tough kernel
idk what that means
It means you have been killed in eyes
forest juniper
ah bet
tough kernel
you mean instakilled?
Yes
forest juniper
snipers?
true mauve
tough kernel
In Russia we called it "Golova glaza". And not, you can get it everywhere: If enemy uses shotgun, marksman rifle, sniper rifle, pistol, machine gun, grenade, melee weapon
true mauve
https://tenor.com/view/cat-yeet-cat-throw-throwing-cat-throwing-gif-175968807032...
bro lemme tell you
gloomy urchin
krill iissue
true mauve
i needa find more cool people to play games with
forest juniper
ah i feel you its kinda same w insurgency
its like 2 shot kill with 762
3 shots 556 so on so forth
its whoever sees who first
and whoever gets the frist hit
gloomy urchin
its whoever sees who first
realistic
true mauve
are yall talkin bout guns
forest juniper
realistic
im bleeding to death on foreign ground and a man is screaming in my ear because the team needs an operator
tough kernel
ah i feel you its kinda same w insurgency
its like 2 shot kill with 762
3 shots ...
Yes, but in tarkov you getting killed by 2 shots in upper torso if bullet penetrate armor and have 38+ damage
gloomy urchin
realistic
forest juniper
exactly
gloomy urchin
next thing you know is that slicing your throat actually kills you
forest juniper
same in insurgency armors not gonna stop as much as you think unless you're wearin straight up tank fit
even if it doesnt kill you outright 2 rounds from the right rifle is putting you on the ground for a good while
tough kernel
same in insurgency armors not gonna stop as much as you think unless you're wear...
Yes, but in tarkov you can wear a 6 class armor and be like tank. But expansive bullet in your legs kill you in 4-6 shots. It called "Chainsaw"
forest juniper
that j sounds like the game sucks bro
ive wondered about arma too
reforger looks cool
rancid reef
There are ks-23s that are made for leg meta
Shrap and star all the way
Leg a dude then hit him in the face with a flashbang
tough kernel
that j sounds like the game sucks bro
Of course is sucks
forest juniper
but its def prolyl fun imn its own way
lavish blade
WHY DOES MY CHARACTER HAVE SOME SORT OF MOVEMENT DISORDER THAT MAKES THE LEG TWITCH
urban ore
WHY DOES MY CHARACTER HAVE SOME SORT OF MOVEMENT DISORDER THAT MAKES THE LEG TWI...
Is realistic
lavish blade
Is realistic
NOT WHEN IT FEELS LIKE HES TRIPPING ON AN INVISIBLE BALL
urban ore
NOT WHEN IT FEELS LIKE HES TRIPPING ON AN INVISIBLE BALL
You never tripped on nothing? If you say you haven't your jus lyin
lavish blade
You never tripped on nothing? If you say you haven't your jus lyin
OKAY BUT LIKE HIS LEG JUST ABRUBTLY JOLTS UPWARDS
IT FEELS LIKE WILLIES STANDING ON AN INVISIBLE BALL
restive trench
u just skipped leg day
rancid reef
Did you skip lowercase day
cobalt shoal
The all black figures are trying to speak to me again.
restive trench
wht
merry wyvern
The all black figures are trying to speak to me again.
Just don't shoot them
(elite ball knowledge)
restive trench
what
cobalt shoal
Just don't shoot them
restive trench
hyper what
wary cliff
idle crest
WHY DOES MY CHARACTER HAVE SOME SORT OF MOVEMENT DISORDER THAT MAKES THE LEG TWI...
Parking sons?
astral basin
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1041405884426895422/1362151219010994399/i...
I love horses
Bro is NOT cleaning
fickle sparrow
head on a swivel trying not to get stabbed in the back in abyss
austere oasis
just run full ahead LOL
fickle sparrow
I unfortunately got stuck in a situation where I kept getting attacked so I didn't have an opportunity to find a full cuirass before the boss fight, and ultimately got stabbed in the back the first enemy I was fighting after that.
Probably should have ditched the great sword for a poleaxe or warhammer, but.... sword
lime harness
card tricks are fun but I sometimes confuse myself while preforming them
lime harness
Did you know your body is made out of 70% water?
yes
did you know that technically makes Jesus the scariest person to fight
astral basin
Did you know your body is made out of 70% water?
And daddy is thirsty
graceful flax
who wanna see me play fist play on vc?
idle crest
Did you know your body is made out of 70% water?
Cooler somewhat known fact:
Sodium, a highly volatile and explosive metal which can spontaneously ignite in air.
Chlorine, a poisonous gas that in proper concentrations can burn your skin and melt through materials.
Put them together in a compound and you get salt.
remote sage
🇵🇸
subtle veldt
Did you know your body is made out of 70% water?
I thought it was 70% semen
remote sage
I thought it was 70% semen
Thats the 30%
graceful flax
how is he still alive?
graceful flax
cause he's an asshole
what he do 😭
quartz pelican
what he do 😭
exist
idle crest
Whenever people call me weird for eating apple cores because of trace amounts of cyanide I just remind them that salt is made of an explosive metal and a poison gas.
quartz pelican
Whenever people call me weird for eating apple cores because of trace amounts of...
i mean
that's all you, just don't eat too many at once
idle crest
that's all you, just don't eat too many at once
You'd need to chew and eat like several thousand apple seeds for it to become dangerous.
quartz pelican
You'd need to chew and eat like several thousand apple seeds for it to become da...
i never said how many
idle crest
i never said how many
It's basically impossible to eat too many unless you're guzzling only the seeds, you can't eat that many apples.
quartz pelican
It's basically impossible to eat too many unless you're guzzling only the seeds,...
yes you can
if you're hungry enough
graceful flax
Whenever people call me weird for eating apple cores because of trace amounts of...
i dont eat apple cores because theyre harder than the outside but its okay to eat the core
idle crest
if you're hungry enough
That's hundreds of apples in a short amount of time.
quartz pelican
That's hundreds of apples in a short amount of time.
pff
rookie numbers
gloomy urchin
idle crest
i dont eat apple cores because theyre harder than the outside but its okay to ea...
To me the apple core is exactly the same as the rest of the apple, but I feel like that might be because I've got a relatively strong bite.
quartz pelican
To me the apple core is exactly the same as the rest of the apple, but I feel li...
not anymore pal
jade whale
Cut your nails bro
gloomy urchin
idle crest
I wouldn't be surprised if water poisoning would kill you before the hydrogen-cyanide does if you ate that many apples.
granite lake
sonic cape
trim copper
grand bane
Brother got bigger claws than V
Though I was in another chat lol
No other discord group
Although I am known for borderline spamming murder drones here
Excellent question
upbeat pumice
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047194231875321856/13703365716...
newer version?
btw when do we get new maps
idle crest
No point mate, once I'm king of the earth I'm going to abolish politicians.
forest falcon
the two paths a lithuanian can take
true mauve
Ello
forest falcon
Man, buying a pull up bar was such a good investment. It quells my inner monkey
astral basin
Mods. Ban him for filter evasion
true mauve
forest falcon
ivory fjord
hollow eagle
rate this pic
restive trench
6
south ether
did halfsword playtest and demo merge?
true mauve
rate this pic
Out of 10?
forest falcon
did halfsword playtest and demo merge?
yes
trim copper
restive trench
bug gore
forest falcon
based & deserved
oblique patio
Stinky doodoo fart lol
tacit elbow
is there mods in half sword? if so how do i use them
unkempt zodiac
is there mods in half sword? if so how do i use them
you have to go to nexus mods and download them
tacit elbow
where do i find nexus
unkempt zodiac
usually each mod details how to install them in their description
unkempt zodiac
where do i find nexus
tacit elbow
oh
unkempt zodiac
it's a third party website
tacit elbow
omggg tysm
trim copper
Stinky doodoo fart lol
astral basin
The one with the knife was brutal
viral lake
million dollar question: what is the first mod you will see if they decided to add steam workshop on the full release of half sword
manic grail
see or download
restive trench
million dollar question: what is the first mod you will see if they decided to a...
buttnaked willie
gloomy urchin
million dollar question: what is the first mod you will see if they decided to a...
probably custom models
gloomy urchin
who doesnt want to check out dragon slayer really
gloomy urchin
i think modding will make halfsword even more cool
viral lake
how to mod halfsword!
learn code code
gloomy urchin
the game has a lot of potential as a sandbox for modding
manic grail
not download just the first ever mod
probably naked willie or something
gloomy urchin
i did the stuff but can’t figure it out
no ue5 modding tools = cry
manic grail
the game has a lot of potential as a sandbox for modding
im just mad they're not a fan of ugc because they can't justify it in-lore like who cares
viral lake
the game has a lot of potential as a sandbox for modding
dyk how cool it is to have whatever shenanigans to happen when modding gets integrated
dawn spruce
learn code code
oh gosh
viral lake
and have 8 hours of free time
manic grail
dyk how cool it is to have whatever shenanigans to happen when modding gets inte...
how long until someone makes it so slow motion doesn't slow the player
gloomy urchin
im just mad they're not a fan of ugc because they can't justify it in-lore like ...
yuh sounds a bit strict but i guess thats average for historical nerds
viral lake
how long until someone makes it so slow motion doesn't slow the player
gauntlet mode but you are the great champion
no golden guy
manic grail
gauntlet mode but you are the great champion
that would be fun
manic grail
yuh sounds a bit strict but i guess thats average for historical nerds
like who cares about the lore accuracy when it comes to mods
viral lake
is fronk writing an essay about what i'm wrong about modding and its difficulties
dawn spruce
well my friend modded his game and some how made it so he made a person with no armor besides gauntlets and a sword and still defeated armored people
viral lake
wuh!!!
manic grail
i get mods so i can kill guys with a fish not so i can get the specific dimensions of a sword to be accurate to what they used 340 years ago
viral lake
i get mods so i can kill guys with a fish not so i can get the specific dimensio...
guys
kill people using a handcannon 🔥
dawn spruce
i want a mod so i can use a stool
gloomy urchin
like who cares about the lore accuracy when it comes to mods
i agree
dawn spruce
that’s well
unkempt zodiac
my favourite mod for this game is the online multiplayer mod
manic grail
need like a size changer mod so i can turn my stools huge
manic grail
my favourite mod for this game is the online multiplayer mod
the what
viral lake
my favourite mod for this game is the online multiplayer mod
the what
manic grail
💀
viral lake
dude you cant just "oooh i'm gonna code multiplayer!!!" then make it a mod
it has to completely integrate into the game
not just additions of features to the files
manic grail
one leg one arm each
unkempt zodiac
you get to control one lobe in his brain
manic grail
one neuron
found a half sword enhancer
super strength boutta go nuts
tbh the half sword guys are fairly strong, i've managed to throw people before
versed knot
when will half sword realese
long tendon
worldly crow
I managed to touch myself
unkempt zodiac
when will half sword realese
Q4 2025
worldly crow
I managed to touch myself
Inappropriately
unkempt zodiac
anywhere from october-december
manic grail
gauntlet mode but you are the great champion
restive cove
can i choose with what foot to kick
drowsy finch
can i choose with what foot to kick
Yes :)
restive cove
how
severe tulip
probably naked willie or something
with a willie
restive cove
i think a dagger only mode would be pretty fun right? (1v1 not carnage)
remote sage
simply iconic
stone spade
to be fair he's always been like that
manic grail
graceful flax
who wants to watch me beat up willies on fist play?
manic grail
theres a starman
uneven kettle
graceful flax
im streaming my game you guys can join if you want
daring jay
theres a starman
nirvana nevermind
drowsy finch
Helllooo!!!
fossil cairn
Hi
fossil cairn
Huh
gloomy crest
geek nerd ah boy saying hi in 2025
sybau fool
drowsy finch
geek nerd ah boy saying hi in 2025
What do you say?
random lion
geek nerd ah boy saying hi in 2025
river bay
hello people
indigo hare
What do you say?
“Salutations females 🤓”
restive trench
“Salutations females 🤓”
"Did you know that ponies come in different breeds? There are over 200 different breeds of ponies, each with their unique characteristics! 🤓"
pearl coral
bitter pollen
drowsy finch
“Salutations females 🤓”
Eueueugghh
lyric flare
@lofty kindle since you’re an admin, I’d like to make some suggestions for future updates, and maybe the full game.
- Realistic fighting: Maybe feeding the AI videos or code in HEMA fencing and real fighting styles (for all weapons) could be fun for the players. It could be a seperate game mode for the historical enthusiasts like me.
- Customizable Willie: Making the players character customizable would be cool, and maybe funny.
- Sandbox mode: Just spawn in opponents and fight for practice in the Gauntlet.
Didn’t know where else to put this so it’s here
indigo hare
<@210223228545662977> since you’re an admin, I’d like to make some suggestions f...
Mcwonder is the community manager not a game developer, you can make a post in #1047240101152960525
lyric flare
Mcwonder is the community manager not a game developer, you can make a post in <...
Aw poo, same same, but different huh? Aight
gloomy crest
“Salutations females 🤓”
stop bro my gf is here
trim copper
stop bro my gf is here
take your pills dude
neat tundra
<@210223228545662977> since you’re an admin, I’d like to make some suggestions f...
They're literally already basing everything off of hema and real fighting styles.
It's still raw, but they are cooking it.
merry wyvern
Let us finden a path of gay sex.
vague tinsel
Baaa haii omgg helloo
Hi, Rali!
vague tinsel
Currently on vacation right now it's been great dude.
vague tinsel
https://tenor.com/view/get-on-project-zomboid-project-zomboid-get-on-gif-2428984...
All I can think of is my project zomboid character right now.
I wish I could hop on tho
drowsy finch
Currently on vacation right now it's been great dude.
Oh how lovely!!!!! Where ya at ?
merry wyvern
Project Zomboid withdrawal...
astral basin
I just want someone to jiggle my placon
vague tinsel
Oh how lovely!!!!! Where ya at ?
If it wasn't a chat full of creeps then maybe I would say.(:
drowsy finch
If it wasn't a chat full of creeps then maybe I would say.(:
True!! Fair !!!!
merry wyvern
Dudes can't even be creeps anymore. Fuck.
merry wyvern
Don't worry you don't need to tell me where you are, I'm already swimming there as we speak
random lion
True
restive trench
If it wasn't a chat full of creeps then maybe I would say.(:
Chat will remember that.
hold on im sending this to rainbolt
vague tinsel
restive trench
drowsy finch
It looks kinda like the outer banks
merry wyvern
Ralp please don't lock me out, I'm so tired from swimming all this way
Holy shit is that a shark
restive trench
no its a dolphin in a costume
atomic aspen
vague tinsel
Holy shit is that a shark
I wouldn't be surprised shark attacks happen often.
indigo hare
If it wasn't a chat full of creeps then maybe I would say.(:
You’re in Texas
I’m right
proud smelt
bro is willie
merry wyvern
Y'all have fun I'm not going to be speaking for a while.
Okay, have fun with the sharks
atomic aspen
imagine not being level 3
proud smelt
imagine not being level 3
merry wyvern
Ngl bro I was deadass afraid to send pictures of myself here but then I remembered my grandfather is a registered gun owner so I'm entirely safe to do so.
Literally entirely unafraid of mfs knowing what I look like or where I live
proud smelt
everyone in america is a registered gun owner
proud smelt
fighting equal grounds
indigo hare
Y'all have fun I'm not going to be speaking for a while.
Goodbye, we will see you tomorrow
drowsy finch
Goodbye, we will see you tomorrow
We more like will we more like willie more like Half Sword
trim copper
what did rali mean by this
drowsy finch
what did rali mean by this
I dunno, she talks a lot but its never anything importaanntg
idle crest
Just how the cookie crumbles I'm afraid mate.
gloomy urchin
is there any research paper as to why we find anime girls cute
gloomy urchin
we as humans
honestly you cannot tell me you do not find anime characters attractive
drowsy finch
honestly you cannot tell me you do not find anime characters attractive
I do not
gloomy urchin
like at all
gloomy urchin
i call nuhuh
but yeah thats why im wondering if there's a reserach paper that shit looks like genuinely something to research
mellow wren
but yeah thats why im wondering if there's a reserach paper that shit looks like...
how does it feel killing chat
mellow wren
🥀
indigo hare
honestly you cannot tell me you do not find anime characters attractive
Mmm I’ve seen stuff about anime girls being designed to look similar to a cat’s face shape
tropic dock
if it actually killed chat i'd be proud
gloomy urchin
yuh but then there are catgirls that are not as attractive as human anime girls and other way around
gloomy urchin
gloomy urchin
what am i looking at
tropic dock
what am i looking at
indigo hare
yuh but then there are catgirls that are not as attractive as human anime girls ...
Idk how true this is but I’ve seen it around for years now.
atomic aspen
gloomy urchin
yuh but then there are catgirls that are not as attractive as human anime girls ...
to support my claim you probably prefer the first one
gloomy urchin
Idk how true this is but I’ve seen it around for years now.
yeah i've seen it but i've also seen that you cannot draw proper anime character if you dont know human anatomy
gloomy urchin
watch this individual start posting troll memes
tropic dock
watch this individual start posting troll memes
tropic dock
watch this individual start posting troll memes
gloomy urchin
ok stop
stone spade
Idk how true this is but I’ve seen it around for years now.
the only thing here that's true is that cats have big eyes a mouth and a nose
indigo hare
the only thing here that's true is that cats have big eyes a mouth and a nose
Shut up nerd
stone spade
like you can overlay an anime character over a person and do the same thing
stone spade
Shut up nerd
you shut up it's Piccolo Day
gloomy urchin
the only thing here that's true is that cats have big eyes a mouth and a nose
they take A LOT of face features from cats
indigo hare
We see the fit piccolo
stone spade
they take A LOT of face features from cats
what like having a jawline? oh my gosh!!
guys their faces are round just like cats!!!!!
gloomy urchin
the proportions
are pretty much the same as cats
you can see someone using a cat picture as a reference and draw a perfect anime face
stone spade
you can use any actual person as a reference and draw an anime face
so it's a moot point
hell you can use a fucking table as a reference
chrome beacon
you shut up it's Piccolo Day
why is his forehead so large
gloomy urchin
idk man cats seem pretty close
it would make sense as well
since its, well, japan
stone spade
anyways SHUT UP it's PICCOLO DAY
stone spade
why is his forehead so large
me when the alien has a large head
gloomy urchin
sorry mate i am unforunately doing ww2 win day
indigo hare
anyways SHUT UP it's PICCOLO DAY
How does it feel to be wrong? I wouldn’t know
stone spade
sorry mate i am unforunately doing ww2 win day
too bad overruled by Piccolo
gloomy urchin
guess what loser
tropic dock
why is his forehead so large
stone spade
How does it feel to be wrong? I wouldn’t know
idk ask @gloomy urchin they seem like they're wrong a lot anyway more Piccolo
gloomy urchin
idk ask <@1026401232547487754> they seem like they're wrong a lot anyway more Pi...
no i am not
anyways back to original question is there any research paper about this
indigo hare
Go watch the dap up tournament on YouTube for some REAL piccolo
drowsy finch
Lmfao yeag
gloomy urchin
chat someone explain math behind ts
drowsy finch
to support my claim you probably prefer the first one
They all look bug eyes and weird
I dislike them a lot
drowsy finch
drowsy finch
SO MANY DODGES ONLY TO FALL FOR CATS
Cats always get peopel ehehee
forest falcon
chat someone explain math behind ts
something something infinity?
forest falcon
gloomy urchin
this but when its a gif and when u hover over it the play button does the animation
indigo hare
merry wyvern
Let us finden a path to gay sex
restive trench
DUDE
the play button is actually high quality
i hate u rali i wish u stub your toe thrice today
merry wyvern
split heron
hi i saw on youtube people play halfsword in castel how it ?
restive trench
hi i saw on youtube people play halfsword in castel how it ?
last stage of gauntlet
forest falcon
bleak pecan
the game was perfectly balanced, as all things should be...
split heron
last stage of gauntlet
i mean castel like thron holl
chrome beacon
how cooked am i from 1-10
restive trench
how cooked am i from 1-10
11
chrome beacon
i survived but hes hugging me
restive trench
what a loving solider
chrome beacon
easy
split heron
send image
location looks same this
chrome beacon
wait did yall know you can dent armor
broken geode
neat tundra
i mean castel like thron holl
That's an unreleased map, most likely coming in early access
restive trench
That's an unreleased map, most likely coming in early access
they were talking about a map in hs gauntlet
indigo hare
wait did yall know you can dent armor
Fraudirama
chrome beacon
Fraudirama
my willie fell out of the abyss
neat tundra
Oh my fucking god the itch version needs to be wiped from the internet at this point
restive trench
my willie fell out of the abyss
damn theyre giving him a third chance
restive trench
Oh my fucking god the itch version needs to be wiped from the internet at this p...
whhhy
chrome beacon
damn theyre giving him a third chance
ii legit died in the last boss fight before barong and my entire progress is reset
restive trench
its good
split heron
That's an unreleased map, most likely coming in early access
ty, i will wait updates, coz i playing only half sword, other games looks worst than it
restive trench
ii legit died in the last boss fight before barong and my entire progress is res...
rip
exotic oar
I’m half sword how do I make my character start with a shirt
restive trench
It’s itchy
ur bum is itchy
indigo hare
ur bum is itchy
So is ur mom
neat tundra
Itch sucked.
Playing it now, I can hardly believe I got interested in the game at all, though im glad I did.
restive trench
I’m half sword how do I make my character start with a shirt
play the game
indigo hare
Got em
restive trench
So is ur mom
nuh uh
exotic oar
play the game
I start without a shirt
restive trench
I start without a shirt
yeah you progress in the game and unlock clothes and tools
or play freemode
chrome beacon
I miight be just SLIGHTLY off
primal turtle
.
chrome beacon
thats right
proud smelt
the game was perfectly balanced, as all things should be...
"get what you give" 😭
tropic dock
After careful deliberation I have concluded this is in fact a troll as the button is slightly too big and based on the reaction of others
exotic oar
yeah you progress in the game and unlock clothes and tools
No I mean as the first tier
When I watch videos o see people start with a shirt
neat tundra
Beggar tier no longer has shirts, they were playing a previous version of the game.
chrome beacon
i wish i could tp to him but i can actually posses him
gloomy urchin
i wanted research paper but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSQ9xNBeqv4 probably works
chrome beacon
dim lion
good morning chat!
backhands u 
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/keGjGubtbO3E9_4Gd/spok?invite=cr-MSxBVDYsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA
gloomy urchin
# good morning chat!
### *backhands u* <:Willie:1171292517296254986>
https://...
haii fartberry!!
gloomy urchin
# good morning chat!
### *backhands u* <:Willie:1171292517296254986>
https://...
now replicate https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kfu5vCmv9-M27NN33?invite=cr-MSxTcG8sMzI1MzIxMTEx
dim lion
now replicate https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kfu5vCmv9-M27NN33?invite=c...
impeccable
dim lion
that explains absolutely nothing
fanservice sells
gloomy urchin
you completely missed the question x2
chrome beacon
random lion
you completely missed the question x2
gloomy urchin
"what makes anime characters attractive"
unkempt zodiac
why not scientifically make characters ugly
random lion
why not scientifically make characters ugly
Because you use your hands to draw not a scientist 
Because that's what every man does
gloomy urchin
learn to read question and answer the question instead of pulling off "capitalism"
wow a completely unrelated argument!
random lion
A autism named john
gloomy urchin
you want me to tts every message for you
gloomy urchin
you can actually do that yourself so argument denied
random lion
anyways i go sleep goob night
Goibnight
forest falcon
anyways i go sleep goob night
gloomy urchin
i changed my mind have this instead
forest falcon
i changed my mind have this instead
plush harness
willful willies
merry wyvern
I love ready or not so much I love that the mods that worked two days ago before I uninstalled the game, and now that I reinstalled it, all of a sudden there's a problem and it crashes despite there having been no updates whatsoever
plush harness
will the questing beast ever be fightable in the early access?
neat tundra
I love ready or not so much I love that the mods that worked two days ago before...
Phantom updates
merry wyvern
Phantom updates
indigo hare
Rabbit probably tastes good
dim lion
its a little gamey but it's not bad
unkempt zodiac
limpid prawn
https://tenor.com/view/bunny-bnuuy-steals-your-bunny-steals-your-bnuuy-gif-26209...
no stealing, is crime
limpid prawn
mystic marlin
I’m going to smash my Willie
limpid prawn
I’m going to smash my Willie
👍
kindred kraken
limpid prawn
kindred kraken
merry wyvern
EMBED FAIL HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA
kindred kraken
coral forum
Guys, how can I get into the closed beta test of the game?
stone spade
Go watch the dap up tournament on YouTube for some REAL piccolo
trust me I HAVE been
limpid prawn
Go watch the dap up tournament on YouTube for some REAL piccolo
hi easter
stone spade
https://tenor.com/view/happy-dog-happy-dog-feliz-anivers%C3%A1rio-feliz-gif-1848...
I know cruelty exists because I am cruel. I know hopelessness exists because I am hopeless. I know hatred exists because I hate
tropic dock
proud smelt
https://tenor.com/view/turkey-chad-gif-23236689
stone spade
forest falcon
My instagram is just schizo stuff 🥀
proud smelt
so both of you are schizo
forest falcon
so both of you are schizo
sit in the satan's chair
forest falcon
hi easter
indigo hare
trust me I HAVE been
It’s hilarious lol
limpid prawn
Hey giant rat!!
its my birthday : )
pearl coral
limpid prawn
hello SamOfSaturn
merry wyvern
indigo hare
projecting
I’m gonna project you into the sun
forest falcon
I’m gonna project you into the sun
please don't
merry wyvern
easter aren't you like 90
indigo hare
easter aren't you like 90
“Easter aren’t you like 90 blah blah blah” shut up nerd
tacit lantern
<:memes_gif_troll_3:1311531261897998338>
Look what i saw yesterday 2 sec
trim copper
its my birthday : )
happy birthday
limpid prawn
anniversary of escaping womb
no prison can hold me
tacit lantern
Damn it
indigo hare
anniversary of escaping womb
Congrats on your parents having sex
dim lion
Congrats on your parents having sex
atomic aspen
Congrats on your parents having sex
lunar stream
cacar
dim lion
wondering if I should stream something today 
indigo hare
https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-lucifer-gif-19233328
Someone’s parents never did.
plain scroll
Someone’s parents never did.
It's a tragic backstory 
dim lion
It's a tragic backstory <:sadge:1198638960080064532>
what came first. The mantic or the egg?
true star
What came first, man or suffering?
plain scroll
what came first. The mantic or the egg?
dim lion
<:nice:1179863635196125295>
limpid prawn
What came first, man or suffering?
suffering
lunar stream
BUGGYYYY
hollow gale
good evening catfishes
merry wyvern
Alright time to go through my mods and see which one's author didn't properly update it and thus is causing crashes
plush bane
would half sword work with uevr?
dim lion
would half sword work with uevr?
I believe I've seen a couple people try to integrate it before, but never release it publicly. Moreso just experiment themselves.
from what I've heard the controls are a bit janky but it works?
plush bane
mmm alright thanks
dim lion
merry wyvern
would half sword work with uevr?
I mean, you could always just heavily mod Blade and Sorcery until such a day comes that Half Sword gets official VR support.
Sure it's not exactly the same but it eliminates the janky controls
void sleet
say good company name
merry wyvern
GameSeer
runic socket
play halfsword with a drawing rablet
merry wyvern
Chat when my game is done should I pull an EA and make you have to pay 40 dollars to unlock jumping
dim lion
rablet
runic socket
tablet
dim lion
runic socket
jorkin my peanitz
dim lion
runic socket
<a:CokeCat:1365862458874400899>
unkempt zodiac
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dim lion
runic socket
unkempt zodiac
in the restront, straight up "shakin it", and buy it,. lest just say, my soder
dim lion
runic socket
george bush
dim lion
this feels political
peak barn
Not my first time reading that meme
dim lion
to the dungeon with you