#general-catfish-π±π
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hold on
its time for the beat your willie without it bleeding challenge
Gruesome difficulty edition
It's harder than you'd think
wait gruesome or grotesque?
Willie bursts easily
bcuz gruesome is the mid one
Gruesome
alr
why blood on pole willie?
I got excited
Cheese sticks top 5 food oat
challenge completed
landed a good jab and then did a lil ground n pound
Hi Captain Mosquito
who is this guy
Wait whatβs the best settings for fighting like character damage
Dawg what
The people you get to see here man
You can change how much damage the character takes broπ
New jits don't know what's up
stop sending videos of your mum it's weird
I was doing SO WELL and then crash π« furthest and luckiest i've ever gotten
Game of the year
Alright pal
We really dont need selfies from your teens
I hate you.
funny third joke
nice one captain obvious
John Adams
Put down the phone gang
cuh..this js pmo icl gngy
Love u too
he was old school cdot
Unfortunately)
c (first letter of your user) dot
make the scythe playable π
get better π
??? its not a skill thing its just fun to use
So get good at it
then why are you complaining about it
Death
@pearl coral
im not im saying to make it useable, i thought it wasnt, what class is it?
1000 gorillas vs Godzilla
knocked the shit out you
Thats a dumb question obv godzilla
5 gigantopithecus vs 50 gorillas
What about... 100000 gorillas
still godzilla
nah
Get inside and tear shit up
how? his muscles and skin are so tuff not even hurling a building at him will do shit
gorillas are stong, but like 3000 psi punches are not enough
and they focus on grappling more than hitting
Booty hole entrance
how would they get to that
Climb
and assume they did, you do realize inside of the body is the same amount of toughness as the outside?
skin wise
muscle wise
The mass of all 100000 up in that b though
Gotta outway eventually
And they all goin ape shit too
Its like rat torture
They'll burrow
All this a crazy hypothetical btw
btw i dont think he has a butt hole
yeah and in 98 he had a uh
I check this server for once and this is the conversation I see. π
he laid eggs bruh π
i donβt get it
Gorilla warfare
guerilla
Don't just say it moron
wouldβve worked better than gorilla tactics
It's all the same thing
shut it chump
Peak Game
Loser fella that likes chipmunks
shut it chump
bbq bacon burger
Babaque bacun burga
you british people are just assholse
assholses? GOD IM STUPID
xenophobia. mods ban him
with a large ordah of fries, and a orange sodah wit no iCE, and a slice of hot apple paih
sybau new bie
Cringe
not quite
classic xenophobia
are you british?
chump
hush
The only kind of person i know to say chump are the br*tish
i knew it since he said mum
classic xenophobe
mods, eliminate this man's reproductive system
U rn
Part time teeth rotter
Xenophobic chat π±π±π±
i dont
not him, captain misinfo
Gng thought he was special
hush up
Where are the mods when you need em chat πππ
like a good boy
ts was not funny
Howdy
inciting violence, get this guy banned
I don't wanna hear it "max"
holy
how do you even achieve this
Not quite
gng ur takin all night hush up
goated
gng what are these gifs
2 people mad because im funny its kinda insane
factual
bro said hes funny ah hell nah
class clown ahh
How did you feel about whiplash
Wait.. im goated
keep tellin ur self that
captain misinfo really is goated what do you mean
I will
yea listen to me like the good boy u are
Typical Newgen
Real
Shitzon shitzon shitzon
I win u lose "max"
I had a dream that i got my hands on the switch 2, and i went to see the themes, saw it was still basic black and basic white, the dream ended before i could express my anger
Omg Stinky Kraut hi
MY HONEST RETACTION AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
miss them memes
Hate us cuz they ain't us
They hate us cuz they anus
Factual
pretty sure some other dude in forest gump had a similar dream
6 second upload is crazy bros internet is dookie
Who's gonna tell him
Dawg
Cat
goob morning chat
van cor
venord
Venice

Veni. Vedi. Veci
#photographyπ· message lmao yo mods
Wtf bro
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bro sent the wrong image π
wrong file ahh

BROOOO
i feel as if
crucify the guy who reacted
peak is peak
we dont listen to no level users
pray to the man who sent it
get your respect up lil man
I don't engage in ragebait
Master baiter
staff team is so slow gimme the powers bro
they go tit
GOT IT*
go tit
okay

whar he sent
π¬ π
°οΈ πΎ

Where
shemxy pic
enough, why are you so obssessed with gay sex
hes hintin for u the dm him
Becuase I like it
we need smigma π₯
watch out
Deadass hate newgens I wish smegmapoot was here
hi militus
Apologies for not staring at discord all hours of the day milord greenleaf
im not too new
Bro
men x men is like skill x skill bro, lock in
Smegma...
@lost palm
[ <:e:1263720914583949393> Removed by @thatonedudemax ]
war smigma banned
Wild
GOT YOUR ASS
gay?
GOT YOUR ASS IN 4K
ultra 4k gay?
I caught your ass in 4k doing a racism
i thought this was fantastic beast for a sec
militus ignored me i will go cry in a corner
Is that Krazy 8 from Breaking Bad?

but then i saw netflix
gng i said other newgens wym?
no dont
why hasn't my general been here for so long.
YOU ARE A NEWGEN, FUCKER
cry in the middle of the room instead
i-i've been here since 2024...am i new gen?
how abt we calm down and stop acusing people of being racists when we own discord nitro...
Why are you bullying Manshits
no
get deceived
ok but was he
i joined DECEMBER 2024
I'm a newgen trust
I joined March 2024
Got banned by the bot and fucked up my streak
Newgen
Haha
womp womp newgen
greenleafs should be proud that they don't interact that much around here, yall are onto some mentally disabled shit
Newgen ahh dude
How did you know?
is a level one talking
Clearly you're the kind of person that doesn't need the ability to send images if you're this pressed over it
2/10 rage bait
bro fell fot the 3/10 rage bait
It's not rage bait unless it makes you angry π
grrr
im from memphis whatchu kno bout me?
Bark
cluck...?
(For me)
miau
That you're gay
OOOOH GOT HIS AAAAASssssss
OOHHHHHH
ok stop being obsessed with gays
Not possible
whats gay mean?
Is this the definition of gay
chat recommend some youtube videos
Perhaps
Keponfucken
What are the best drugs to sell
dude kinda handsome
music has been the peakest thing i've encountered on the youtube in months
How do Tamriel's Mixed Species & Race Couples Work? - The Elder Scrolls Lore
Gayponfucken
hope it helped.
@lost palm
i dont think this is allowed
baaaa
Hopefully they don't. Humans shouldn't copulate with Imperials or Argonians, much less Khajits.
It is
kinda of a powerplay caling Imperials not human, fair.
thats what Dagoth Ur would spill out
Tamriel belongs to the Nords
Yo...i just found the craziest gif
gotta play... gotta play cult of the lamb
doesnt sound pleasent
I'm no furry, I like satan.
I'm so sleepy (I'm abiding by the stereotype)

I'm no satanist, I'm just a furry
CoTL was coolsies, I didn't play a lot of it though
I should give the multiplayer a try
my save corrupted some days ago have to start over
wow a furry in a discord server what are the odds
its not what you would expect, you can't coop with your friend from steam, they literally need to be on your house
it tells you to "connect controls"
Oh so we can just remote play
ezpz
Thats what we had to do with Rain World
tried that too, steam remote play was weird to set up so me and my gf just said fuck it
atleast for cotl
lmfao thats fair. Me and my buddies had issues getting it up for rain world, so we used this third party thing insteaad
oh yeah I've searched youtube videos and they tell you to install this random ass app
just forget it not like I'm installing something recommended by a 700 viewers channel
That's how I felt downloading and using it for the first time
Same thing for this like network share thing that my other friends had to help boost my connection to their minecraft world
It didn't even make the connection better so I got rid of it
my friends still use aternos or whatever is that host site for Minecraft servers, they're so poor they can't buy a paid service
imagine, me on Brazil and the other guy on fucking pakistan or whatever
I have no idea what mine use, I just kinda join whatever they ask me to
connection once in a billion
Venezuela
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Hi sour !!! :D
search for oblivion remastered sheep, you won't be dissapointed
me too, I'll go gamble bye
is this cyberpuhnk
No
no its the new sci-fi John Wick
what is it
Cyberpunk
fuck you
Hell yeah
It has resparked my obsession with elder scrolls.
I loooove it so farsies

Yeah!! I'm having a lot of fun with my wizard lizard :)
I'll never let you out of the jar, television hater
bro whats up wit yall
Nothing
What's up dog?
do not search "spiderman lizard" in gifs
No promises
LMAOOO
JRSUS CHEIST
That's literally me bro
It's spiderman getting MYTHICAL back shots from lizard π
That's so tuff
I gotta save that one
thank you Discord for giving us a slower and faster version of spiderman receiving backshots from lizard
Real!!!
WHAT THE FUCK
how is that up
Dangaling
NVM I found it
DONT
Hear me out
I'm tempted
Real
are you sure?
yes!
Rali, is invincible good?
I like it a lot
Season two was only okay, but 1 is awesome, and 3 is also awesome
I oughta watch, all my friends glazing it π
Season 1 on its own was REALLY really good. I was surprised to see another season though because of how long it took lol
Season 2 is kinda meandering but it also pushes the plot forward a decent bit
Yuh!! You'll like it probably :)
Its literally just a training arc
It's the other things like the characters it introduces and whatnot, but I'll admit after looking at the episode listing I misremembered like the first half of season 3 as being season 2
I hope yall are happy I'm not of one these greenleafs
I meant not one of these TYPE of greenleafs
I just bring hype moment and aura
Me when I lie
couldn't be me
can I offer you an alternative for this gif

Yes king
dms
Aight

Freakinator
me when I see the gore in the hit game Half-Sword and think about drinking strawberry juice
carnal desires
aura farming
why did he do that
I LOVE AURAFARMING
real
this shit is incredible
bubby partial face reveal
Awww
This is mythical
Holy shit
he has others
how tf do you pull this off
yeah thats it im keeping it partial lol
Why guh
funny
ts is tuff
LMAO
is there a way to reset my progress? i made it to the end and want to start over but dying doesnt do it
Violently beating his willie
Rali hi
shizzton hiii :)
haii rali
howdyyy hiii'
w<
Mythical tier loot
Sleeping pills is great!
Who remembers this? https://youtu.be/FzG4uDgje3M?si=Jay7xELjfIwSqYb-
El Chombo, Dancing Green Alien - Dame Tu Cosita feat. Cutty Ranks out now on Ultra Records
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Who doesn't remember this lmao
Because they are sleepy sheep
Idk bro
πΎππππππ! π½πππππππ πππ ππππππ, π±ππ πππ πππππππππ πππππππ ππππ πππππππ πππ πππππππππππ ππ ππππ ππππππ πππππ.
I am sleepy sheep wtf
π΄ πππππππ πππ ππ πππππ πππ πππππππ πππ πππππ πππππππππ πππππππ!
Hush up vro
probably something to do with shepards in ye olden days
I know about counting sheep but that surely isn't the full reason
sheep fur is often used in blankets and such maybe something to do with that?
Oh wait thats treuuueuee
wool is lovely
the way words and concepts become associated with one another is really never down to just one thing tbh
a variety of factors come into play over decades
even the mere fact that sheep and sleep are similar sounding words could in and of itself be a factor for why we commonly associate the two concepts
k
Thats fairskies
and a better answer than I would've come up with lmao
i think the reason is the idea of counting sheep is extremley boring and when you are extremeley bored sitting in one spot doing a super repetetive task you just wanna sleep
It might be sleep o'clock
@stuck fog how did you make them that big
its a mod
how are there mods already on this game
weekend which means either no sleep till like 2 am or constant naps all day fading in and out of consciousness like a narcoleptic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1WMZXT-yw0&t=442s
vid with guy playing round with it and a how to install
Mods for Half Sword and their consequences have been disastrous for Willie
Please thank TheGhost590 for developing this mod!
Tutorial for Installing the mod:
- Go to https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/26
- Make sure you have a nexus mods account
- Click Files and ...
I love modding games so much
its a mod, would u like the link?
ill show u how to dl it
i love modding payday 2
sure
payday 2 but every npc is a giant poptart
does it lag if he dies (the titan)
nah i like the cool looking shit, look at these enhanced federales (mexican federal police)
ye i was just makin up crap lol- that is cool though
better zeal (maximum difficulty on all heists that use the DC-PD units)
nah man
like the previous mod? the halfsword trainer?
that shit crashed like all the time
if I spawned too many... if I had hit too many times... If I took too many steps.. If I did this if I did that
the halfsword enhancer is a lifesaver
dm me bro
hi
good
i am writing and thinking of things
neanderthals
and how i'd design armor for them
neat
m4a1 now
medieval armor i mean
like the glancing surfaces they'd have to adapt over the shape of their skulls and chests and pelvises
my thought of caveman armor is like bear hide, that shit is thick
MEDIEVAL
THEY COULD BARELY WORK METAL BACK THEN
oh
NO YOU FUCKING
Me when I sleep
fimbly wimbly scop tromp da wamp scamp fimbly scomp
@pearl coral you got me thinkin now, they would probs wear a helmet like this but the point on the front is bigger (because they had big noses and chins)
Keep going
I love this song 
scoo dibby fibby womp scomp tribbety
i think something like a sallet with more slopes to the point that the face looks like a set of stairs
it depends on their enemies i guess and i'd design many helmets for them
neanderthal armets would be awesome
do wibbety scomp tromp fibbidy wom sibidy fomp
this next part is the chorus
DA WIBBY WIBBY WOOMMMPPPP scaba dooooo bee wooommmppp
DA WIBBY WIBBY WOOOMMPPPPP ddada skee doooooo bomm opp
you think the breastplates would have abs?
why would they
idk, seems like something they would do
why
i dunno
bombardino crocodilo
khajiit moment
Realinator
Meow
khajiit was wares if you have coin
give me your best skooma
hi silly head
khajiit's best skooma is reserved only for his best clients
woah
I guess I'll ask here: I need an answer to a question that has been keeping me up, it has to do about infinites...
sigh bow
Whenever i lose or at a high level or somthing the game just crashes
It says fatal crash
Low video memory
I have a 4gb graphic card what more does it need
Its graphics are not that detailed that it is supposed to required 4gb is more than enough
Kindly tell me the solution
no
what no
i am literally your best client
Real
me eyeing the local skooma dealer
The what dealer
skooma
What is that
its skooma are you stupid
Yes I am ):
same

i stay hittin the 1gram skooma cart
π
this what skooma does to a man
1 billion cancer cells
I see I see

You got a unibrow coming in, might wanna take care of that

i call false
How do you do the glitch where u can become super tall?
how do i acsess full game?
time travel
Non existent
oh well i see people with more content π
it's the demo
ooh
r.i.p. goat man
Yes
if you die in ranked after acquiring the freemode baron, will it go away?
you dont know? π
I got it first try
Per chance
give me a better answer than perchance
because i wanna play ranked again
Nah
Itβs a per chance for you, pal
Precisely.
please bro π
Mayhaps.
i just wanna play ranked again
Thank you, Magic 8-Ball
Shitty day
thank u gng
Mhm

i did thank you
Damn bro y'all killed chat
Does he know?
how am i supposed to kill that dude with a sword longer than my character
as a commoner
Be good
aim for his legs and arms and try to be VERY Patient
and when I say very patient I mean VERY patient
like if you think you're being patient enough, you're not.
I'm trying to be like henry from kcd, change guards, attack when he's not ready or just run at him... This guy doesn't even get tired and can swing like he's wielding a stick
Thanks, i guess it's timing and wait to run and try to cut a limb off while holding a sword so he wouldn't just cut me in half
who wants to grab the finest steel before acquiring any skill
What
Ohh got it
Speed
I'm getting cut in half
is he stupid
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/kdwzmpcBNnsRaGj_G?invite=cr-MSxRVEMsMzI1MzIxMTEx
Watch Half Sword and millions of other Half Sword videos captured using Medal.
gotta be confident
If you can block his first attack, he's pretty easy to deal with
Will shouting "i feel quite hungry" at the top of my lungs as i charge work
probably
don't even try to cut a limb off. You can just go for light cuts that add up. The goal is to DISABLE one of his limbs so that you have a better chance moving forward
Ohh thanks
learn yo parries
I like the sound willie makes when you cut his throat
Wish i could do a master strike on him
apparently billhok can stab
I am
yes
i hate this
any tips on how to defeat the big black swordman (in commoner)
parry
use a pitchfork
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Here
dawg when i parry if his sword like touches me it makes me in half
you are not parrying properly
it is wayyyy easier to use the pitchfork
Rush in and stab him
Well, you haven't tried hard enough
How do you use a pitchfork as a commoner
did i die
commoner boss harder than baron for meπ
you just pick the farmer class
just use the previous class
i tried using the hoe once and it was a bit good
mopre points if you win
I know they all die from 1 pitchfork penetration
worst advice π
Works for me
you gotta go for full cuts man
Me when I lie
Bro's peasant
just parry vro!!
what if parryingg is easier for you than any one of us
Hello chat
Just get better
i prefer long weapons
Boring
we use the same weapons
not longswords
why are not using longsword for commoner
This seems cool I will
it would be more hilarious if it played the song but with windows error sounds
Using anything except longsword as a commoner is a torture
Hi, i know how fix that error.
You need to install low/medium graphic, because your PC dont have enough RAM to play at Ultimate Challenge
Yeah yeah I know
Okay, and have a nice day :D
You too
Thx
Becoming a buckler throw god once more
Guys, can anyone send me a 'half sword enchancer'?
Im trying to download on nexus, but it just blocks me from downloading it for some reason?..
'Error: no internet'
Even though i have good internet
It simply just doesnt want to download
try using a vpn
VPNS dont work for me either
Can just someone send me a file please
Because nexus can sometimes be a bi-
Thank you brodda π
waht are the controls for half sword trainer mod
Are you sure you downloaded it?
I think you are using the playtest one
I'd suggest enchancer
( even thought i downloaded it myself for the first time )
Huh-
wrong channe
halfsowrd chat
Watch the supersonic wing stealer and millions of other Nuclear Option videos captured using Medal.
check out nexus for those
16gb ddr4 isnt enough??
ik i found it
or just disable gore instead
Thank god knights have some honor and just back off as soon as you tell them that you surrender
im guessing it would be against the rules or something
I died
And lost my progress
God i hate myself and this game
i beat ultimate challenge 2 times no crash
its not even that hard when you get to like militia
what scene did i just create
when i killed a man, on the floor was two heads, wtf
"He's rolling, and you will be soon" looken ahh
You love this game, you just hate that you aren't good enough to play it how you want to play it.
"I know someone who can do it cheaper" looking ass
Not necessarily for UE5 games. I got 32gb of ram and the game performs just fine, for example. It depends on other hardware combos of course, but games are getting more and more ram hungry these days
My tactics of running at enemy knight in hopes that they will fall to the ground stopped working and i didn't press G on time
I'd recommend learning simple sword fighting tactics if you're having problems like that. You'd be surprised how much better you end up doing when you start to fight with medieval swordplay in mind
we just need multiplayer
That's unlikely given how physics intense this game is. Local split screen is much more reasonable methinks
how did you get the enhancer?
Nexus mods
okay
I wonder how many people are gonna use halfsword as their official introduction to game modding lol
lol doubtful but you get the idea
sometimes i wish i was cool like the devs
Iβd say majority of people
keep this channel english please 
there are channels for other languages ?
yeah. No lithuanian tho 
i cry in lithuanian
You could request it here https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1349880006075224074. Idk what the chances of it being added are tho
Random question; German or Italian sallet?
gaila
let us parlenen, rather than parishen
Iβm tryin to collect these lines for dueling with my brother lol
let reason rulen where rage might reign
icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp Δ―s go π ... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm Imao, bt ts pyo 2 js Imk lol onb fr.
Why is there a window???
Its not even visible from the outside π
And also i just realised the little cloth thingies are fully physics based π That is why my framerate is so trash
not yours, mine also
bro did not see the old begger
?
old begger had a shirt that was like a dress, it extends when you spin
oh
hold on let me see if i find a video
Top 10 lag
Ela chega e
chicken jockey
como pas-
first we mine
pas-
then we craft
(ch-ch-ch-ch, chicken jockey)
ah, pas-
let's Minecraft
flint, flint and steel
the nether (ch-ch-ch-ch, chicken jockey)
lava (the nether)
lava (the nether)
lava (the nether)
lava (the nether)
hi
hisam
a medival knight?
yes
he inspects armor in the royal armouries and is friggin ripped and writes papers
i didnt do this to him
oh noo..
If i die during ultimate challenge will i lose my character?
Not enough, i have 16 gb ddr3 and see rarely lags at medium and slide-show at high
he did the skyrim fus ro dah
car shredders
cars are just metal boxes ion see why people see them as cool
thats me π
its when they sculpt the metal boxes to have cool features it becomes cool
otherwise you just get crap like the nissan cube ππ
yus
WHAT HAPPENED THOUGH LOL
disruption in gravity
CLEARLY, LOL
yeah see you get it
i think this might be the only model i dislike
everything else seems normal
theres a clear difference between this and the cube
1 bump and he dead
theres much worse
i wanted a cube back when i was younger
bad proportions
and smart cars
VERY
anything else
w
Nissan cube my beloved β€οΈ
your WHAT
that is a loveless car.
impossible.
I have an intimate relationship with my Nissan cube
Bro no way my local radio station is playing the super smash Bros theme
mods put this guy through the trash compactor please 
maybe then heβll be closer to looking like a nissan cube than ever when they turn him into cube garbage
It's a song with a bunch of different songs combined, it just started playing the Star wars blue milk place theme
And now the regular star wars theme
amazing though



