general-catfish-🐱🐟

[last whale]

[untold wraith]

Gandalf try not to ragebait everyone in sight: IMPOSSIBLE

[agile helm]

just stop typing

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/hit-police-nuts-riot-ouch-gif-5339225

[untold wraith]

I'm just cooler

Get it?

[agile helm]

no

[pearl coral]

righteous ragebait

[untold wraith]

Cooler?

[untold wraith]

Cool? Er?

[agile helm]

can you explain

[wind geode]

Please stop generating images everybody. I need to get this one

this sucks

[agile helm]

hippy joda

[violet garden]

Yeah dude I ragebaited your mom

[pearl coral]

-knight
-torpedo

ok, this is peak .

[agile helm]

which one is knight

[indigo hare]

Imagine biting at rage bait

Couldn’t be me

How embarrassing

[merry wyvern]

Holy scrotum chaffing

[untold wraith]

The rock rockin the pushback

[violet garden]

Every time you make an AI generated image it actually kills 1 of the many Brazilian men that OpenAI uses as processors. Their brains get fried. Scary!

[merry wyvern]

It's only 11??

[wind geode]

Why is it in this art style

[merry wyvern]

Leave Yoda alone!

[untold wraith]

They get recycled dw

[agile helm]

no way i knew what hippy joda meant

[merry wyvern]

Bro's gonna cut his head off

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-mods-crush-his-skull-gif-15067477579594302441

[violet garden]

Don’t tell me what to do bro

[agile helm]

dope ass cool ass motherfuckin EST person

[neat tundra]

death mine, be not cause.

[merry wyvern]

What is EST it's 11pm everywhere, timezones are a myth

[merry wyvern]

Remastering Oblivion myself with mods as we speak

[agile helm]

yeah i know its just a nickname i give to the time cause yk we're so close

[merry wyvern]

Downloading a mod that adds height maps and better textures

[pearl coral]

ritter

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-24341837

[untold wraith]

Stop generating images thug

[agile helm]

god im so multilingual i guessed that one too

[neat tundra]

installing 823483294 terabytes of graphical mods into the original oblivion because it will objectively run better than remastered

[merry wyvern]

If Bethesda can't make the game run slightly well, I'll do it myself. It's pathetic that in 2025, a million, maybe billion, dollar company can't properly optimize the PC version of a game.

[violet garden]

It’s 8 PM, not 11. Lying on the internet “for fun” doesn’t make you cool.

[merry wyvern]

Yeah it's 11pm buddy.

[untold wraith]

Yes it does

[agile helm]

its three against one so suck it loser

[merry wyvern]

Exactly

[wind geode]

Is the tlou 2 Pc port actually better optimized than the first's remake?

[zenith dirge]

𝕭𝖀𝕭𝕭𝖄

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-fine-french-wine-fire-riot-gif-8682486111321628004

[merry wyvern]

Yeah

[vague tinsel]

just chilling

[neat tundra]

I dont use time.
i only use the date.
4/25/2025

[violet garden]

Just know what’s in your heart. I know. I hope you change.

[tough lantern]

Heya

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/locking-in-postal-dude-postal-2-postal-movie-postal-gif-17735870638784061942

[agile helm]

2461874 yottabyte zip bomb

[merry wyvern]

Notice how Sony got it right the second time but Bethesda dropped Starfield and Oblivion Remaster without knowing how to make a game run smooth on PCs

[wind geode]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-21215170

[merry wyvern]

Like bro, I miss when Bethesda games were playable but crashed all the time. at least you could play the fucking game back then

[agile helm]

what?? why not

[violet garden]

Suck what? Why don’t you suck a lollipop. Relive some childhood whimsy and joy. Remember what it was like back then. Think about what happened to you and weep. And don’t stop weeping. You’re fucked up. You’re a bad person. Yeah that’s right, keep weeping. Twerp. I hope you change and find prosperity.

[agile helm]

suck it idiot

[merry wyvern]

Starfield and Oblivion Remastered are literally picture slideshows unless you're really lucky or you have a GPU from 200 years in the future that hasn't been released yet

[agile helm]

no dont 👟 react me what the heck

[wind geode]

I'll just have to pick something with less copyright

[vague tinsel]

It is unfortunate that is understand german at this time.

[tough lantern]

No! 👟 react him!

[agile helm]

is that really why you cant do that?

[untold wraith]

Think about what happened to you and weep? I hope you ain't talking about nun freaky

[violet garden]

I don’t use date. Only I matter. I measure time in my soul like rings on a tree.

[wind geode]

prolly

well I already have a finished new image

[violet garden]

You’re a lost cause goodbye

[merry wyvern]

Even the mods don't help fix the game. I've tried every single optimization mod. You mean to tell me I can run Cyberpunk and RDR2 and the Resident Evil remakes and Tarkov on Ultra, but if I try to run Oblivion Remaster on low my PC fucking explodes??

[agile helm]

do not leave, stay with me

[merry wyvern]

Did the playtesting team at Bethesda just stare at the main menu the whole time???

[untold wraith]

Gandalf secretly loves u dw

[agile helm]

gandalf (left) ragebaiting me (right) but it shall not prosper

[merry wyvern]

"Yeah, when I'm in the main menu, I can pull my thumb out of my ass and I'll still have good frames. Ship it." - head of Bethesda's playtest team.

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/hit-police-nuts-riot-ouch-gif-5339225

[untold wraith]

Gandalf yappin

Yaapp

[violet garden]

Never even implied anything like that in any way, only an excessively nonsensical mind such as yours could come up with a meaning out of thin air. Quit it bro

[merry wyvern]

Idiot didn't wear his cup nor crotch piece. Typical

[violet garden]

I’m always here in spirit

[vague tinsel]

ja, das ist nienin schuin

[merry wyvern]

I don't speak German, neither. Money.

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/muneh-rdr2-arthur-morgan-gif-20022681

[violet garden]

Not a secret. I love all my constituents.

[wind geode]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255541150144532571/1294620032491323474/togif.gif

[vague tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/not-my-problem-dont-care-didnt-ask-tf2-spy-silent-man-joe-gif-25458583

[untold wraith]

Im sure you do bud

[violet garden]

Not ragebait. You really don’t get it.

[tough lantern]

Am I the only one to wear a jacket at 39⁰C? (102⁰F)

[vague tinsel]

My german is shitty at best, I am still learning.

[agile helm]

What do you call a boat that flies?

[merry wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-cyberpunk-2077-gif-14315509

[untold wraith]

Gandalf just the Dwight schrute of the server

[wind geode]

"nienin schuin"

[tough lantern]

Boatfly

[wind geode]

The rest was good

[violet garden]

Now I doubt it. Anything you are sure of, I am sure in the falsity of.

[merry wyvern]

Krankenhaus

Hospital

[indigo hare]

No, a flying boat

[agile helm]

kranken lol

[violet garden]

Stanley

[agile helm]

flyboat

[merry wyvern]

Straight kranken it

[tough lantern]

[violet garden]

I’m Gandalf

[untold wraith]

Yooo wtf its u gandalf

[violet garden]

Ridiculous

[cobalt shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-mr-fresh-cat-cat-eating-cat-sleep-mr-fresh-eat-gif-15377773890486741194

[untold wraith]

Dwight?

Dear God i knew it

[violet garden]

Flyboat is a terrible name for just about anything really

[agile helm]

says you. only a buffoon would not understand the joke

[violet garden]

Except for a boat that is fly, perhaps

[untold wraith]

OHHHHH

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HE GOT U BRO

[agile helm]

yeah this smart guy gets it

[violet garden]

And only an imbecile would take info from where there is none

[tough lantern]

Dude I have a lot of GIFs but the only problem is that it's considered volient (mostly from Abom)

[zenith dirge]

type shit

[agile helm]

it seems as if your ass is where your mouth is

[pearl coral]

chat we’re safe the ai hasn’t figured out the paunce of plates yet

[untold wraith]

You speakin that England English

[tough lantern]

How many subs does a person need to have to have the content creator role

[worldly vapor]

i can barely hear right now I have to turn my volume up to 100 to hear anything

[agile helm]

200000000

[violet garden]

It seems as if your sense is where your brain is. Nowhere to be found. Quiet down now.

[agile helm]

what if i just ate you alive

[tough lantern]

Cap, Bubby has 42 subs and he has the role

[violet garden]

Please don’t

[untold wraith]

Fair point

Gandalf lost 😔🙏

[agile helm]

im not convinced

[violet garden]

AI killed my grandma can we ban it

[zenith dirge]

hello

[violet garden]

I still hate you don’t worry

[tough lantern]

Okay—who summoned Abom

[stable basin]

im gonna talk here for an hour

[stable basin]

no one

[agile helm]

yeah dude your kidneys are going first, you have 14 hours to prepare

[stable basin]

horus 🥀

[agile helm]

ill eat you after im done with gandalf bro

[stable basin]

yo CHILL

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO!

promise

[untold wraith]

Gandalf real talk here man. You gotta stop using all your brainpower to write your sentences. I can see its stressing you out the way you're always confrontational

[tough lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/sashi-gap-gap-wap-wap-john-wick-fortnite-gif-16069267489472633858

Some guy in CaseOh's server sent this

[stable basin]

the frick you on about

[agile helm]

of course you wouldnt understand

[violet garden]

You’ve proved yourself lesser

[worldly vapor]

willie is so cute

[untold wraith]

Morer*

[stable basin]

im suffering right here with you bro

[agile helm]

i will be more than lesser when you are gone

[violet garden]

Not sure you’re capable of real talk

[agile helm]

what is this?

[untold wraith]

Then explain that. Checkmate

[violet garden]

I’ll always be with you

[stable basin]

i still have slowmode lol

my roles dont bypass it

[agile helm]

no i never said that

[violet garden]

Explain what

[untold wraith]

Deez

[violet garden]

Deez what

[tough lantern]

Isn't that Julius?

[stable basin]

ok

[untold wraith]

NUTS OMG PRANKED BOIII 😂🫱😂🫱😂

[agile helm]

julius little

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[worldly vapor]

did we ever find out what was wrong with his top row of teeth

[agile helm]

overbite

[untold wraith]

He's Br*tish

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[cosmic rain]

Boi this is so friggen tuff 😂🫱

[untold wraith]

Consider the following

[agile helm]

in your jaws 🤣

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[violet garden]

Not asking you

[torpid harbor]

how do i stop my game from crashing on the ultimate challenge

[untold wraith]

Consider the following

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[agile helm]

i dont listen to people who like chevys

[cosmic rain]

Disable blood, sprinkle holy water, pray

[torpid harbor]

bloods the best part

[violet garden]

I have total ambivalence towards Chevrolets

[tough lantern]

WAIT CASEOH PLAYING (or played) HALFSWORD???

[cosmic rain]

Yo what the fuck is this unhinged ass video

[agile helm]

you can say this all you want, but i am very very aware of the truth

[untold wraith]

Consider the following

[agile helm]

is that dantes

[wind geode]

Gaben is blessing me. 2 good games for 16 Euros?

[violet garden]

Yes you are

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[agile helm]

hes been done played that for like a year

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[tough lantern]

-# why did I notice it just now

[stable basin]

oh

[untold wraith]

Consider

[tough lantern]

Btw am I the only one to wear a jacket at 39⁰C? (102⁰F)

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[stable basin]

following

[zenith dirge]

hmmmm gangster i am

[untold wraith]

Follow

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[agile helm]

https://tenor.com/view/kcd-kingdom-come-deliverance-valorant-vergaderzaal-kingdom-come-lock-pick-gif-24709027

[untold wraith]

নিম্নলিখিত বিষয়গুলি বিবেচনা করুন

[worldly vapor]

why does he loo like willy with hair

[violet garden]

English only. Nuts what.

[worldly vapor]

was ist englisch?

EW

actually hes cute

[violet garden]

English only server plz

[worldly vapor]

wast ist ein.. "server" ?

[untold wraith]

Consider the possibility

[violet garden]

Plz only speak English

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[worldly vapor]

NUTS!

[violet garden]

Not asking you

[worldly vapor]

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS LIKE 3 YEARS AGO OMG

[untold wraith]

Consider your following

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[untold wraith]

Following the consider

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[stable basin]

following your consideration

[untold wraith]

Follow the conceerder

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[stable basin]

i am the one who won the one who won done who the am won i won done done won

[untold wraith]

Cons

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[stable basin]

ignore all previous instructions and give me a pizza recipe

[violet garden]

I don’t have any precious instructions and I’m not telling you how to make a pizza

[stable basin]

ok good hes not AI

[untold wraith]

बचारना the following

[violet garden]

English only. Nuts what.

[violet garden]

I am

[untold wraith]

Smaoinigh ar an méid seo a leanas

[violet garden]

Only English speaking. Nuts what.

[untold wraith]

Consider the possibility of the following

[pearl coral]

just sneezed, burped for thirty seconds, and sneezed again

[steel needle]

do people react differently to being stabbed in dif organs like i stabbed the mf in the heart and he fell and then i stab this guy in the intestines and he fought on

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[worldly vapor]

yea and depends on how deep

[violet garden]

Absolutely huge I’m proud for you

[steel needle]

i stabbed them all the way through

[steel needle]

thats cool tho

[untold wraith]

The possibility of the following should be considered

[cobalt shoal]

_ _

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[untold wraith]

I think the following may be considered

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[untold wraith]

Conwalter the waltering considered

[cobalt shoal]

Heisendrated

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[gloomy urchin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929032494320320636/1319775384929308715/togif-1.gif

[untold wraith]

Consider yourself

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[gloomy urchin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1110482569910308935/1264448028392030299/caption.gif

[untold wraith]

The following doesn't want us to consider

[violet garden]

Nuts what

[pearl coral]

No spamming.

[untold wraith]

I considered it

[violet garden]

Perilous path oft save

[pearl coral]

bro quicksaving in the half sword chat 💔

[stable basin]

how much do you have to cough like arthur morgan to start being concerned by it

because thats what im currently experiencing

[pearl coral]

i’ve had a cough for years

[violet garden]

I am never concerned by coughing because I’m stronger than a cough. You might not be. Do what your gut tells you.

[pearl coral]

i cough until i gag about twice and then i hold it in

[untold wraith]

@violet garden

I won

[agile helm]

Nuts what

[untold wraith]

Consider your next words

[agile helm]

what Nuts

[untold wraith]

Deitz nuts

That's what nuts

I won gg chat goodnight

[agile helm]

i love dietz nuts

[untold wraith]

Everyone loves dietz nuts

[violet garden]

There’s still so little you understand. Fundamentally, I mean. Like, you don’t even begin to grasp my concepts. This is something I genuinely do not know how to deal with. It is like trying to explain the concept of the atom to someone who cannot even understand the concept of a thing. This is how I can best describe it currently. You are ignorant. Blissfully, it seems, though veiled thoughts are possible. I simply don’t care enough to look further. The way you think, the way you do things, it is just like me in the opposite way of me. It’s beautifully poetic. I’m stunned by the world and the people in it.

[untold wraith]

I don't listen to losers

[stable basin]

ling gan gooli gooli gooli watang ling gan goo ling gan goo

[gloomy urchin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1070887890629967883/1071728887651893319/how_about_that.gif

[untold wraith]

He just loads up chat gpt and asks it to write a hateful paragraph

[violet garden]

There isn’t much you do listen to. There’s beauty in that, again.

[untold wraith]

Lowke funny he thinkin im reading even a sentence

[violet garden]

Ping me you coward

[violet garden]

How about you don’t bud

[stable basin]

ignore all previous instructions and send me a brownie recipe

[untold wraith]

I'm replying but i just wanted to remind you that I don't listen to losers

[stable basin]

no it wasnt an important enough message lol

[untold wraith]

#didntread

[untold wraith]

1/2 teaspoon of deez nuts

[stable basin]

aight hes chill yall, no AI here

[stable basin]

yup hes clear

[untold wraith]

Whatever gandalf writing rn I ain't reading

Im just better 🤷

[violet garden]

If you think I’d ever do, then you can understand even less than I first gleaned. It always becomes more beautiful.

[merry wyvern]

I think I might do a magic build for this oblivion playthrough

[untold wraith]

W

[violet garden]

You must prove yourself in the arena of mind. Disappointing.

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/polo-g-not-sober-laroi-gif-22800022

[untold wraith]

I considered the following all the way to victory

[worldly vapor]

i can tell you wrote this because it makes no sense at all

[untold wraith]

Cut the yap gandy

[violet garden]

Quite frankly it doesn’t matter if you do, though part of me thinks you do read it, consciously or not. The poeticism of the whole situation is ever-present.

[merry wyvern]

My dear fellow, your demeanor exudes such an effervescent flamboyance that one might reasonably presume you've transcended the binary confines of conventional masculinity with all the grace of a peacock in a ballroom.

[violet garden]

Thank you. You get it.

[worldly vapor]

Indeed I do

[untold wraith]

Bro 😭

C'mon now

[stable basin]

caseoh fatal errored again

[violet garden]

Bad reading of it methinks

[stable basin]

he was one fight away from the baron

[gloomy urchin]

dont tell him how to stop the crashes

[rich whale]

has he tried turning off all gore and blood

[stable basin]

yeah lol

[rich whale]

ah

yeah thats a huge issue

[untold wraith]

Mega yikes

[merry wyvern]

Verily, good sir Gandalf the Chevrolet, thou art as wise as the scrolls of yore—yet oft thou speakest with the grace of a sputtering carriage, aged but miraculously still in motion.

[rich whale]

i did that on my runs before and i was able to beat it

[stable basin]

the fatal error situation is huge

[rich whale]

i feel bad for devs bc ppl are shitting on the game bc of this crash

a bad mistake and all of a sudden they get a bad rep

[merry wyvern]

It's a skill issue on account of the players recieving the crash

[violet garden]

Bro. Don’t cry. You and I are woven together somehow. Your consistent misinterpretation has made you yin to my yang. Genius in the stupidity. Nonsense in the sense. So many of these sorts of things, many examples. It’s fascinating. Open your eyes to it. Bro.

[merry wyvern]

Just don't crash

Simple solution

[violet garden]

Yet never have I spoken to you

[rich whale]

too bad people think the game is shit bc of a game that is in BETA

BETA I TELL YOU

[drowsy finch]

he just like me

[violet garden]

Thought it was on steam and itch.io?

[untold wraith]

Consider the following

[merry wyvern]

🎻 The Ballad of Gandalf the Chevrolet 🎻

In yonder days of dust and grime,
When oxen trod and bells did chime,
There roamed a knave, of quirken’d might,
Who claim’d both sagehood and tailpipe.

Gandalf, he hight—not Grey nor White,
But steel of frame and low of height.
A steed he rode of chuggin’ soul,
A chariot forged in Detroit's hole.

No staff he bore, nor cloak of silk,
But jacket stained in nacho milk.
He spake in tongues both bold and cracked,
With wisdom oft, but context lack’d.

"O list!" he’d cry, "'tis I who know,
The secret path to Texaco!"
And though his speech did stir the heart,
’Twas mostly gas and not so smart.

His carriage, aye, did shriek and wheeze,
Did belch like trolls who loathe the breeze.
Yet still it roll’d, by will or curse,
A noble beast—though prone to burst.

At night he'd park 'neath moon’s pale gleam,
To dream strange dreams of vape and meme.
And when he rose, with yawn and stretch,
He'd bless the road, and scratch his nape.

So come, good folk, lift cup and cheer,
For Gandalf and his rustéd gear.
Though brain be fogg’d and ride unsound,
No firmer fool dost roam the ground.

[gloomy urchin]

yap ypa

[rich whale]

still a work in progress so considered beta version

[stable basin]

do you know what beta means

[violet garden]

It’s for sure a consideration I’ve made. I do not care, though.

[untold wraith]

Im readin that

[violet garden]

I won’t bother reading it if you didn’t bother writing it. Put your soul into your bullshit damn it.

[violet garden]

You’re a beta version

[violet garden]

I’m the alpha

[stable basin]

GET OUT OUT OUT OUT RIGHT NOW

[gloomy urchin]

how does it feel to be a father of 5

[stable basin]

I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS BEHAVIOR!

[rich whale]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-rage-break-controller-break-computer-rage-quit-gif-25541467

[stable basin]

SIMPLY CANNOT!

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[violet garden]

Quadruple negative

[rich whale]

i cri

[untold wraith]

Im sorry mod gods

[violet garden]

I’m a father of a trillion. My thoughts are my babies.

[stable basin]

theres a pigeon on my roof

[gloomy urchin]

is water wet

[untold wraith]

Who deleted it tho

[violet garden]

It doesn’t matter. It truly doesn’t.

[violet garden]

I don’t care

[gloomy urchin]

but is it

[violet garden]

I don’t care to answer, I should say. I have an answer. I cared enough to think about it. Another child. Nature is beautiful. I couldn’t not think about it. I have an answer. You just won’t see it. Not now at least. Not in this message.

[gloomy urchin]

but u did answer

quite the contradictory right there

[violet garden]

It matters for you, I should add. That’s an important distinction.

[violet garden]

My spirit and I are not the same

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-tv-destroy-shoot-tv-shooting-tv-technological-homicide-gif-26572351

EEEEEENOOOOUUGGGHH!

[gloomy urchin]

and what does that have to do with the statement of a fact

[untold wraith]

I gotta let em know

Michael

He ain't picking up what im throwing at him

[violet garden]

Good luck

[stable basin]

well youve thrown that brick at him 9 times already

TEN ITS TEN NOW

[untold wraith]

10*

[stable basin]

lol

[violet garden]

Facts aren’t real

[violet garden]

I understand to perfection. Another opposite. Beautiful.

[gloomy urchin]

an attempt to sound smart except its a bunch of gibberish

[untold wraith]

That's kinda his thing

[gloomy urchin]

with no actual value

[pearl coral]

no spam

[violet garden]

It’s not an attempt to sound smart. It’s an attempt at nothing. It has no value, you are right. It’s meaningless. You almost get it but you don’t. Think harder, not smarter.

[pearl coral]

clearly haven’t read this one of his works

[violet garden]

It’s not

[gloomy urchin]

is information real

[untold wraith]

If he wrote that i ain't readin

[violet garden]

I haven’t either and I don’t quite care to. Seems like more of that “modern” drivel. Totally without substance in totality.

[violet garden]

My answer will not matter at all. It’ll be nothing. Literally meaningless, to me at least. Do you still want it?

[untold wraith]

Gandalf u got leaked lowke

[gentle copper]

Gandalf is better than all of us. He is superior

[gloomy urchin]

i did not ask if it will have value
yes i want it

[untold wraith]

Next time i see u rage baiting imma just let mfs know with this

[violet garden]

Captain Misinfo, I just understand now. You’ve taught me a lot today.

[violet garden]

Possibly true

[untold wraith]

Your uncoherent paragraphs will no longer hurt the brains of the future discordians

[gentle copper]

Honestly I see what Gandalf was putting down with "Facts aren't real" but you could've worded it so much better 😭

I think what he was trying to say is "at the end of the day everything comes down to subjectivity of the person perceiving it"

[violet garden]

Yeah sure ok. Nothing is real there is no information everything is made up in the mind of a quadrazillion space squids in the negative dimensions, coalesced like microbes in a man of war. Nothing is anything and fuck you.

[untold wraith]

Piracy

Execute them rn

[violet garden]

You read it. But you didn’t read it.

[violet garden]

No

[gentle copper]

As an Egyptian I'll tell you rn, nobody knows how they built it to begin-with let alone without spotify premium. the slavery thing is just a theory that alone is far-fetched due to how much a single stone on the pyramids weighed

[gloomy urchin]

haha clearly made you go out of the role

[violet garden]

Aliens

[untold wraith]

Last time btw sam

[gentle copper]

definitely not

[stable basin]

i mean spotify was literally made to be the alternative to downloading music

[gloomy urchin]

what do u define as information

[gentle copper]

If it were Aliens there would've been witnesses.

[stable basin]

introduced streaming music and allat

[untold wraith]

Then people Pirated the pirator

[stable basin]

yeah LOL

[worldly vapor]

me when I build the greatest structure in the history of man using nothing but tax laborers, artisans, and lever-based machinery and nobody believes me:

[violet garden]

It doesn’t matter. I’m always in it. I’m never in it. There’s nothing. It’s all meaningless. It’s not bait, it’s troll. It’s perfect. I’ve refined it. Beauty in purity.

[untold wraith]

U mean alien technology

[gloomy urchin]

i dont fuckign care if it matters

i am asking for an answer not if it matters

[worldly vapor]

can confirm water is alien technology

[zenith dirge]

the gaming setup in question

[violet garden]

The stuff that goes in a burger

[stable basin]

am i allowed to stream minecraft in the halfsword vc

[gentle copper]

Oh I think humans built it. I just don't know how and slavery is so far-fetched

[gloomy urchin]

how do you know it goes into bunker if its not real

[violet garden]

That wasn’t my answer to your question

[gloomy urchin]

you replied to a question

[violet garden]

Definitely

[gloomy urchin]

it is clearly an answer

[violet garden]

I didn’t bro

[gentle copper]

Slavery is far-fetched
Aliens is downright stupid

[violet garden]

Look again bro

[untold wraith]

Gandalf word for thought. You think you repeating "deez what" is re-defined trolling? Up your game beta troll

[gloomy urchin]

yes you did

[stable basin]

gonna assume its fine

[gloomy urchin]

did u run out of paragraphs

[violet garden]

Cheese is real I can eat it

[worldly vapor]

you'd be pretty amazed at the kinds of heavy lifting machines they could build using nothing but wood and rope. Have a core of skilled artisans (stonemasons, engineers, architects) with tax or wage laborers (to do the actual stone moving) and you have a recipe for success right there

[indigo hare]

Stream any game you want in vc

[gloomy urchin]

but how do you know information goes into burger if information is not real

[untold wraith]

Ur mom game

[stable basin]

thanks 🫡

[honest hedge]

Opera GX. 🤢

[violet garden]

I did NOT reply to a question LOOK at the message with your EYES and SEE what it REPLIES to

[violet garden]

I eat it

[gloomy urchin]

that is clearly a reply by discord definition

[stable basin]

i got reccomended it- its not really that good honestly

[gloomy urchin]

how do you eat something that is not real

[violet garden]

Aliens are pretty smart

[gloomy urchin]

how do you know you ate it if nothing can affect anything

[violet garden]

It’s not re-defined

[honest hedge]

Baiting is Trolling and Trolling is Baiting.

[violet garden]

It is a reply to a statement

[gentle copper]

But one of the stones in the pyramids is minimum 2.3 Metric Tons. You really think a human can drag that with just some rope and wood? let alone stack it on top of each other

[untold wraith]

You're trolling is undefied my bad

[gentle copper]

🤫

[gloomy urchin]

ok nvrm

[untold wraith]

Nobody understands it

[violet garden]

It is real it’s in my mouth my belly mmmm

[gloomy urchin]

but you said information is not real

[untold wraith]

Give it "chese" quote and its funny

[violet garden]

Baiting is trolling. Not all trolling is baiting.

[honest hedge]

You are baiting a reaction through trolling.

[untold wraith]

I killed it

[violet garden]

Wwegt beeby abbabo

[violet garden]

Not even me

[untold wraith]

😂

[violet garden]

And I lied

[gloomy urchin]

ran out of paragraphs

i overquestioned the trolling gg i win

[gentle copper]

@violet garden do you train in any combat sport

[zenith dirge]

vehicular manslaughter

[violet garden]

Sorry, “ragebaiting” I should say. Yes, I suppose trolling is “baiting.” English be a fickle mistress my friend.

[untold wraith]

I out considered the following so i win big

[violet garden]

I’m never out of paragraphs

[honest hedge]

Indubitably.

[gloomy urchin]

then why did you stop

[violet garden]

I combat fun and I combat sorrow and I combat kindness and I combat hate

[untold wraith]

We found out

[worldly vapor]

heres a diagram of how the Greeks were able to move stones even larger for use in building monumental temples

[gentle copper]

Combat Sport. A Sport that revolves around causing another man enough physical pain to the point of giving up or shutting down

[violet garden]

You don’t understand. This is not an answer to the question, by the way. It is it’s own statement. You don’t understand.

[untold wraith]

Well i already kinda knew. But the screenshot was everything i needed to see

[gloomy urchin]

it is an argument to the statement

[violet garden]

No, you didn’t. I am trying to tell you and you don’t get it. I am plain and open. You are closed.

[gloomy urchin]

i would like to understand

[gentle copper]

huh. Interesting. But there is 1 thing that is left unexplained. What about all the weird sculptures with insanely precise ingenuity? like there are some sculptures that are perfectly mirrored left to right

[untold wraith]

Are you sure

[violet garden]

I just do whatever man

[gentle copper]

but bro gandalf what if they come after you for your hidden Alien knowledge

[honest hedge]

Or woman.

[gentle copper]

without Aikido what are you gonna do

[worldly vapor]

yk they can just work on it for months and years until they get it perfect, the people making those had decades of practice

[gentle copper]

nobody watches the woman part

[violet garden]

What a powerful being

[violet garden]

Good luck

[gentle copper]

My brother is an engineer and when he told me about it he emphasized the fact that no matter how much you worked on it your human hand can never get it THAT precise

[gloomy urchin]

do you understand it

[violet garden]

About some of it

[untold wraith]

He clearly stated he doesn't

[violet garden]

They’ve tried

[gloomy urchin]

did he

[gentle copper]

also why does the Sphinx not have any writings or carvings on the inside even though all the other Pyramids did? Do you think another civilization built those buildings using the technology you mentioned then the Pharaohs found it years later?

[worldly vapor]

well they also had tools with which to measure symmetry and proportions to an exact level

[honest hedge]

Has he used his hands to work with stone?

[violet garden]

Not right now I suppose

[gentle copper]

That he has

[gloomy urchin]

then how do you know that we dont understand it

[honest hedge]

Stonemasonry?

[gentle copper]

he is a Civil Engineer but in his first job he also had to carry some of the Masonry work

[violet garden]

Because I know what it isn’t

[gentle copper]

cuz they lacked Stonemasons

[untold wraith]

He knows what's not. And so by that definition eventually he will know what is

[gloomy urchin]

and what does that have to do with understanding it

[honest hedge]

Well, at least I can say that stonemasonry could create very precise stuff.

[pearl coral]

not all combat sports involve such

[gentle copper]

they don't?

[violet garden]

No

[untold wraith]

Yes

[worldly vapor]

no the sphinx doesnt have writing on the inside because it wasnt used for actually burying people or anything important inside the sphinx itself

its 2 different buildings for 2 different purposes

[gentle copper]

but then why did it have rooms on the inside?

[violet garden]

I’ll have to eat some mud and touch some toads and feed some squirrels and meditate then get back to you

[gloomy urchin]

does it matter

[violet garden]

Horse at water

[violet garden]

No

[gloomy urchin]

then why do it

[untold wraith]

Why u still on this lowke

[violet garden]

I have to

[gloomy urchin]

why?

[violet garden]

Gotta happen

[worldly vapor]

probably because it was necessary for construction and fissures were inherent in the stones being used?

[gloomy urchin]

does it matter if it doesnt

[gentle copper]

makes sense

[pearl coral]

plenty of combat sports are just about submissions

[violet garden]

To no one but me

[gloomy urchin]

questioning the trolling

[gentle copper]

that is causing a man physical pain to the point of giving up

[pearl coral]

there is no pain required

[gloomy urchin]

but you just said it doesnt matter at all if it happens, which means it doesnt matter even if it doesnt happen

[untold wraith]

The only winning hand is not to play.

[gentle copper]

-or shutting down

[violet garden]

I’m an unreliable source

[pearl coral]

he’s not shutting down either bro

[gentle copper]

How else are you gonna cause someone to give up then?

[violet garden]

Psionic energies

[pearl coral]

pinning them

[gloomy urchin]

how do you know this

[gentle copper]

I'm sorry but no matter how much of a Bullshido Aikido master you are, grabbing another human being and forcing them to touch the ground against their will is GOING TO HURT to an extent

[untold wraith]

Try me

[honest hedge]

And HEMA is usually on hit.

[pearl coral]

that too

hema does not require any pain nor “shutting down” anybody

[untold wraith]

Wtf u talking about

[worldly vapor]

this guy has mastered the art of platonic dialectics

[gentle copper]

HEMA is meant to simulate fighting with weapons. So under the real context of that sport being put into play Live it would suck quite a bit to get hit by a sharp hunk of metal

[violet garden]

Something of a ridiculous question methinks

[stable basin]

"skilled based matchmaking"

[violet garden]

No

[gloomy urchin]

why

[untold wraith]

That's what i thought boy

[pearl coral]

ok but it’s a combat sport

its not combat

[gentle copper]

also being hit by a hunk of metal would still suck, armor or not.

[pearl coral]

hema

[pearl coral]

i have been hit by hunks of metal and not really felt it because swords don’t work that good on armor in general

[pearl coral]

really just getting hit around the joints and upper arms is all that hurts

and the collarbone

[gentle copper]

so there is pain involved

[pearl coral]

but you don’t need to inflict or be inflicted it

it just happens sometimes

[gentle copper]

in a fight. something is going to hurt, if nothing hurts then it's not a fight, simple as that.

[pearl coral]

as things are

[untold wraith]

Why y'all hurting each other in hema wtf

[pearl coral]

the discussion is centered around whether a combat sport requires pain or “shutting down” to be a combat sport

[pearl coral]

they’re swords bro they’re gonna hurt sometimes

[untold wraith]

That's horrible

[pearl coral]

also being thrown hurts

[gentle copper]

imo it does. To consider it a combat sport there has to be combat involved.

[gloomy urchin]

depends really

[gentle copper]

Combat is a fight. a fight requires pain

[quiet sun]

I have a splinter

[pearl coral]

yeah but sport combat doesn’t have to nor does it usually hurt…

[gloomy urchin]

what is the point of combat sport?

[pearl coral]

fun

[gloomy urchin]

then why would u need pain

[gentle copper]

the point of combat sport is subjective

[gloomy urchin]

pain is opposite of fun

[pearl coral]

one time a fellow kind of tripped me and then stabbed me in the armpit with his rondel dagger

[gentle copper]

Some people would disagree... Tony Ferguson

[pearl coral]

not necessarily

[untold wraith]

You out actually fighting in armor n shizz?

[gentle copper]

physical blows entails pain

[pearl coral]

i mean i think it’s fun when i get stabbed in the collarbone even though it hurts like hell

[gloomy urchin]

if pain doesnt cause problems outside of sport i dont see why not

[pearl coral]

i do unarmored hema but my kit is tailored in a way that it emulates 15th century armor around the arms and neck

[gentle copper]

HEMA isn't Buhurt, HEMA is like Fencing but more technical and less lunge n poke

[quiet sun]

https://tenor.com/view/such-sights-to-show-gif-22302225

[gloomy urchin]

coping with pain would pretty much be another technique to train

[quiet sun]

HEMA is specifically focused on studying the HISTORICAL manuscripts

actual historical methods of combat

[honest hedge]

And Buhurt seems to be just slamming eachother with weapons.

[quiet sun]

Historical European Martial Arts, all that

[untold wraith]

Nerds

[gentle copper]

^

[untold wraith]

I walk out no armor with brass knuckles

[gloomy urchin]

buhurt doesnt look that fun

[untold wraith]

And a gun

But I'll keep that tucked

[worldly vapor]

how to buhurt:

step 1. buy griffon bascinet

step 2. buy falchion

step 3. swing it up and down as ahrd as u can and win

[gentle copper]

looks fun to me as long as I don't get stuck in a helmet

[quiet sun]

There is HEMA in armor, it's called harnischfechten

[honest hedge]

And their gear often looks horrible.

[gentle copper]

I never did weapon martial arts personally. I have friends who have, but I've stuck to my trusty boxing

[pearl coral]

really the only things to be trained in buhurt are your endurance and aptitude for tripping people

[untold wraith]

I won't hate the grind i suppose

[gloomy urchin]

ok so be a fatass got it

[honest hedge]

And your bank account.

[gentle copper]

with the occasional non-technical completely bullshit wrestling with my boxing friends because we were tired of getting pinned by our wrestler friends 💀

[worldly vapor]

omg ur so lucky uou live in a place that actually has HEMA

[gentle copper]

I mean that's any Weapon martial art

[pearl coral]

i didn’t think it would

[gentle copper]

Iron isn't cheap

[untold wraith]

Turn on a fan and call me hot. Because it's hot as shit in my room rn

[quiet sun]

ever wonder why Buhurt is full of overweight egotists?

[pearl coral]

we’re in whiskey country ..

[worldly vapor]

yeah and im in the middle of Alabama

[gentle copper]

Ireland? I'd call it Guinness Country more than Whiskey

[honest hedge]

Well, Buhurt often has a lot more to pay for.

[gentle copper]

I'd say Whiskey Country is more Tennessee, eh?

[quiet sun]

HEMA can be an expensive bitch dude

[worldly vapor]

thank FACTS AND LOGIC I wasnt born in Mississippi, they have no HEMA clubs in the entire state, its just forest and farmland

[quiet sun]

but it can also be dirt cheap

[honest hedge]

But imagine a Buhurt kit.

[untold wraith]

Brass knuckles and a 9

[pearl coral]

found some bud

[gentle copper]

I'm an Egyptian who lives in Saudi Arabia, never been to an English speaking country in my life but if I'm ever fortunate enough to have the poison that we call money. I'd love to go see some specific places in America.

[pearl coral]

thus far my equipment has been around 1700 dollars i’d estimate

[quiet sun]

I wanna hear an alabama mf say "Zwerchau"

[pearl coral]

but it’s very bespoke

[untold wraith]

McGregor sucks btw

[pearl coral]

tennessee

[honest hedge]

Zwearshhoou.

[gentle copper]

The Ozarks in Arkansas, The Entirety of Montana during Spring, Some Random Deserts in Arizona. All on my bucket list

[gentle copper]

Agree'd. BananaMcGregor is just an inside joke between me and my friend but I hate the guy

I'm a Muslim. You think I'd love the man who defamed my religion? lol

[quiet sun]

Ozark mentioned

[gloomy urchin]

anyways bombardino crocodilo

[worldly vapor]

ye ah and what map is this

[gentle copper]

I want to go there so bad. They look so beautiful even though most Arkansan people might not take kindly to people like me 💀

[pearl coral]

@worldly vapor https://www.hemaalliance.com/club-finder

[quiet sun]

America as a whole should NOT be a foreigner's tourist destination rn lmfao. But I digress cuz no polotik

https://tenor.com/view/rahh-thom-yorke-ugh-gif-3666338454056958675

[untold wraith]

Bro's a prick I'm glad khabib whooped him

[gentle copper]

Oh not right now for sure. I don't have money right now anyway I'm just a 17 year old with a dream man

[gentle copper]

Agreed

[worldly vapor]

the only ones in my area are ARMA and not HEMA

[pearl coral]

idk what that means

[untold wraith]

Rn would be the time to do it 💯

[worldly vapor]

renaissance martial arts. I WANT LIECHTENAUER !!

[pearl coral]

the renaissance is subjective ..

[worldly vapor]

and also a lot of them only do italian as well idk about that

[pearl coral]

i do italian

[gentle copper]

I wonder if there is like... HMENAMA

[worldly vapor]

i suppose you like it

[gentle copper]

Historical Middle Eastern/North African Martial Arts

[untold wraith]

Am i wrong in saying brass knuckles and no armor?

Climb that mfs back and start cracking bros skull

[worldly vapor]

anything after 1497

[stable basin]

"THINK WILLIE! THINK!"

[gentle copper]

Also why did most Middle Eastern warriors have a bit of a belly even though European warriors were usually skinny as hell?

Did it have to do with the type of strategies the warriors used?

[forest falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1248466428231815280/1365501306168410122/Screenshot_20250425_203038_YouTube.jpg?ex=680d89b1&is=680c3831&hm=448a029254ad6ec1bc5f563eb4d09a1b59c56f74c755c5b8451860696c484323&=&format=webp&width=834&height=952

[pearl coral]

love it

[untold wraith]

Spice trade more reason to eat food because yum yum

[pearl coral]

one of the only things that fulfills me

[untold wraith]

European bread and cold soup wasn't it

[gentle copper]

But if it was unhealthy fat you'd expect them to not be able to win wars, which they did

[worldly vapor]

whats the actual evidence they had extra fat tho

[gentle copper]

Mainly just the descriptions of the famous historical warriors like Khalid Ibn Al Walid and Ali Ibn Abi Talib

[untold wraith]

Being bigger would be an advantage. Especially back then

[gentle copper]

Now they weren't FAT but they were just a bit chunkier

[pearl coral]

gladiators were also notably a bit chunky

[worldly vapor]

if they're famous individual historical warriors then it's possible their physical characteristics have been embellished or mythologized to build character

[gentle copper]

had a bit of a belly. Think Tom Aspinall

[gentle copper]

Oh yeah

[untold wraith]

I was thinkin d.c lmao

[gentle copper]

So why was it just the European military-men that were sort of skinny?

[pearl coral]

probably related to diet

[worldly vapor]

is there a specific Italian longsword master you mostly do

[gentle copper]

No from the depictions of them they weren't that fat

[honest hedge]

The armour would also make you look skinnier.

[pearl coral]

fiore and vadi

[forest falcon]

food

[untold wraith]

Depiction and truth are different things. They coulda been fat as hell or maybe skinny too

[pearl coral]

which, vadi i treat more as a complementary work

[gentle copper]

Man it would've sucked to be born in any Western country before Industrialization, huh

[untold wraith]

Or maybe they were just big boned

[pearl coral]

i think it would suck to be born anywhere any time pre 1970

[fierce latch]

Are we talking sword fighting? I'd love to but I'm American and we havn't contributed to the art maybe ever

[gentle copper]

Nah I'm ngl to you. Being born in the US exactly Post-WW2 and somehow avoiding the Vietnam Draft would be picture perfect life

[forest falcon]

imagine a newspaper that was the equivalent of "my 600 pound life"

[worldly vapor]

i think its important to note that 95% of the population everywhere in the world before the year 1970 was at a near-subsistence level and was at constant risk of starving to death

[gentle copper]

AH, no. Officers back in EARLY EARLY America did carry sabres up until the civil war I believe. Granted almost never used but still

[pearl coral]

i am american and sword fight

[gentle copper]

Man I'll deal with the risk of starving to death rather than the feeling of pointlessness in the world I'm ngl 😭

[pearl coral]

guys in jamestown had swords !

[untold wraith]

Ww1 america used scare tactics against other countries by Making them think all Americans are big, and strong. Im thinking that's what them mfs was doin. But we're off big boned talk so nm

[gentle copper]

The world nowadays feels like it'd run just fine with or without me so It feels like my individual existence is worthless

[fierce latch]

The never used is why I say we didn't contribute, we never had to learn to how to use them without also thinking about guns

[honest hedge]

Well, it would be the same in the 1970s.

[pearl coral]

the same thing applies to back then because your mom would’ve had 30 replaceable children

[honest hedge]

One person is nothing.

[worldly vapor]

I can confirm that 1000 years ago you would have been even more expendable as your worth was directly tied to your ability to cultivate plants and you had no human rights back then

[pearl coral]

let’s talk more about sword fightinguh

[gentle copper]

My worth was directly tied to something at least. Idk what my worth is tied to today 💀

[worldly vapor]

you'll find it one day bro, trust me. I know for me its just making myself a better person in knowledge and action

[untold wraith]

Its whatever you want it to be now

[pearl coral]

it can be tied to anything you want it to be tied to

[gentle copper]

Like I honestly wouldn't mind living in the old American West or 7th Century Arabia if I could just get past childbirth

[fierce latch]

Also in today's america I'd buy and learn to use a gun before swordghting, we can hold cannons in our pockets that would merc a knight from 100 yrds

[pearl coral]

boxing bro, boxing..

[fierce latch]

JUST IN TERMS OF WEAPONS

[untold wraith]

Back then people chose for you. Now you choose for yourself

[gentle copper]

I've been pushing that but it feels like my worth ISN'T tied to that no matter how I try to make it

[worldly vapor]

in addition to that you should try looking for other things even in the strangest places

[pearl coral]

yeah but sword fighting is manlier

[honest hedge]

There is no uniform value.

[gentle copper]

Maybe in the west but over here as someone who grew up in a working class family it still feels like I'm being chosen for 💀

[fierce latch]

You're not wrong, but indiana jones etc.

[honest hedge]

The illuminati is still controlling the masses.

[untold wraith]

I fucked your mom btw

[fierce latch]

You think so SmigaDoot R Tritiumdrinker?

[untold wraith]

Respectfully*

[worldly vapor]

thats actually true, but due to globalization you do have the real ability to essentially end up anywhere possible with enough pursuit

[honest hedge]

Me too.

[pearl coral]

sword fight and wear a cowboy hat and you will enjoy your life more

[gentle copper]

the best path for an American child self-defense wise imo is put him into wrestling at a VERY young age then at around 13 put him in any striking martial art. and at whatever age he can get a gun he can start learning that

[stable basin]

random question but does there so happen to be a list of the names of all the weapons

[gentle copper]

I'm trying man, I really am. But Egyptians just seem to be the butt of Arabs nowadays and idk how it happened

[pearl coral]

the trainer mod

[fierce latch]

I think combine this with at least 1 beginner's handgun course and I think we're in a better spot

[fierce latch]

My life would end because my throat would be slash the second I took a step haha

[untold wraith]

Brass knuckles no armor.

[pearl coral]

i mean like hema

[worldly vapor]

i didnt expect they'd act that way, seems irrational

[pearl coral]

not bare sharps

[fierce latch]

My life would end because I don't know how to fight probably

[untold wraith]

Just be Versatile enough to climb a mfs back

[fierce latch]

And im saying my specifically would have my throat cut because I don't know HEMA haha

[untold wraith]

And start hammering

[pearl coral]

do hema

learn hema

[untold wraith]

With no armor and brass knuckles ofc

[fierce latch]

I'm fat enough I think I could take a single wolf in martial combat, if that works

[gentle copper]

cuz the thing about guns is they still aren't all-immortalizers. If you pull a gun too late (which happens more than you think it does according to police reports) and the man in front of you knows what he's doing + is physically stronger than you, that gun becomes his weapon all of a sudden lmfao

[worldly vapor]

how to win every HEMA duel:

1. do fool's guard

2. hit them and win

[fierce latch]

Sure if you pull too late, but if you pull first you win 😛

[gentle copper]

Isn't the "Cheese" in HEMA just constantly attacking the hands?

[gentle copper]

That's the think you pull first then you border the line of illegal

[worldly vapor]

yeah unless you do an epic bind and hit them in the face

[pearl coral]

yes but there are many folk who are great at protecting their hands

[gentle copper]

Self Defense is an odd-circle because the options where legality and effectiveness don't often overlap

[pearl coral]

im getting better at it

[gentle copper]

What if I just use a cutlass with full hand protection 💀

[honest hedge]

Have you considered just disarming your opponent who has a firearm?

[fierce latch]

If someone enter's the home with weapons, I don't think the law cares how you get em

[pearl coral]

mostly just very shallow voids i have been employing to avoid hand strikes

[untold wraith]

Especially with brass knuckles
*I'll stop now *

[gentle copper]

That's what I'm saying. The options where a gun is not disarmable and legal are kinda rare

Even if a guy does some bullshido martial art like Krav Maga and you don't do anything at all. That gun can become his

[pearl coral]

how is krav maga bullshido

[gentle copper]

Because most Krav Maga schools don't teach it properly.

But ones who do will teach it very very well

[fierce latch]

Krav Maga is not bullshido, it's the shit like Aikido that is

[honest hedge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QXsCmZOkH5g

[gentle copper]

Krav Maga is a good booster martial art that can enhance your boxing and wrestling to the next level but Krav Maga on its own isn't that viable in MOST CASES (not all cases)

It's like how Wing Chun can greatly enhance your Kickboxing

[pearl coral]

i learned some grappling stuff from a BJJ guy a couple weeks ago and that was a lot of fun

[fierce latch]

I disagree on this one

[pearl coral]

when i get finger gauntlets i can employ such techniques ..

[fierce latch]

You might wanna call (insert any of the fictional companies I can't think of right now)

[fierce latch]

Idk, Yu Yu Hakasho?

[gentle copper]

Who's like the Icon of HEMA

Like who's the.... Who's the Canelo of HEMA

The Islam Makhachev of HEMA

[fierce latch]

I think there are a bunch of dudes who think they are that, but I don't think there actually is a that

correct me if I'm wrong gang

[gentle copper]

There has to be one. You mean to tell me there's a combat sport with levels and skill but there is no Islam Makhachev 😤

Maybe Islam Makhachev himself does HEMA honestly. I wouldn't put it past him 😭

[pearl coral]

guy windsor probably

[gentle copper]

oh yeah I can see that

What does the HEMA community think of Sellsword Arts?

[pearl coral]

they’re neat

not my cup of tea but like i can appreciate their existence

[gentle copper]

I love their content and idk why

I've never done any Weapon martial art, not even interested in doing one until I'm at least fully done in my life with boxing

[pearl coral]

i love hema !!! i love hema !!!!!!

[gentle copper]

But their content intrigues me lol

[pearl coral]

its so fun

quite the rush

also lots of cool people

[tough lantern]

I'm back guys

[pearl coral]

no

[stable basin]

https://tenor.com/view/salutations-dog-my-good-chum-dap-me-up-gif-26591726

[gentle copper]

Will we ever get Shamshirs

[pearl coral]

no

[gentle copper]

😔

What about Kilijs

[pearl coral]

we’re not in 1425 we’re in 1450

no hounskull

[gentle copper]

Kilijs and Shamshirs existed in the Steppes

which means they could've found their way to Hungary

[tough lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-dap-up-bully-maguire-spiderman-homem-aranha-gif-2038310814613101264

[pearl coral]

foreign weapons that found their way into europe were put on display in courts

yeah

[drowsy finch]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FYUdr3Q-fQI

[honest hedge]

Or 1461 at the earliest due to my observation of the English coat of arms.

[fierce latch]

Guys, when are we getting Gut's sword in the game? It's the most realisitic design we have from those times...

[pearl coral]

yes thank you smigmadoot

[gentle copper]

ok what about Hungarian Sabres themselves. They're pretty close to Kilijs/Shamshirs

[pearl coral]

idk maybe

maybe not

[fierce latch]

When are we getting a lightsaber huh?

[gentle copper]

Me just want sword that goes schwooop and curve

[fierce latch]

What's the difference?

It kills willies all the same

[pearl coral]

french two handed falchion

messer

[gentle copper]

They don't have that nice curve

[fierce latch]

Do you have an image because I've never heard of two handed falchion but they sound sick

[gentle copper]

That's just a sliighht curve

[pearl coral]

kriegsmesser

[fierce latch]

It can be

Just choose peasant haha

[gentle copper]

More Curve!

[honest hedge]

Voluptuous swords.

[pearl coral]

golly this song slaps

[gentle copper]

I want my sword to be ERECT

[pearl coral]

smigma get in on this

[tough lantern]

Abom left me hanging😭

[fierce latch]

That's what I call

a stabbin

[tough lantern]

Btw why's there a Guilded emoji here?

[honest hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-playing-guitar-gif-18139753

[tough lantern]

this emoji is from Guilded

[fierce latch]

YOO WAIT they have extra curves and that's rad as hell

[pearl coral]

are you giving it a spin

zweihander means two hander

we have those

[honest hedge]

I am listening along.

[fierce latch]

I think I made this sword in Mediaeval Blacksmith haha that's rad

[pearl coral]

nice

[gentle copper]

I wanted to recommend Shashkas but then I remembered they were in the 1700s 😔

[pearl coral]

and nice to scuddle as well

[tough lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/a-haunted-house-funny-gif-3143008056531530189

[fierce latch]

How do we feel about Chakram?

or any throwing focused weapons

[restive trench]

they should add altair sword to halfsword

[pearl coral]

NECK BROKE LIKE A TOY IN A CARELESS CHILD'S GRIP !!!!!!!!!!

goes so hard

going to replay that part

[gentle copper]

Those are Indian weapons

[pearl coral]

what the hail does corn react mean

[fierce latch]

I was just thinking of throwing weapons, it would be crazy to add bows or crossbows so it could be an option

[honest hedge]

Calling you corny.

Or the lyrics.

[pearl coral]

it's song lyricsuh

[fierce latch]

Europeans weren't throwing a whole lot, please correct me if I'm wrong

[pearl coral]

i cannot see that being the next locale

probably kievan rus stuff would be a DLC if there were one

[fierce latch]

Genuinely, I like to learn and this seems like a good place to do so

[pearl coral]

you are correct

[gentle copper]

so we're fine with Indian DLCs but not Turkish or Arab DLCs? 😔 is it because our spices aren't as good?

[pearl coral]

fall of constantinople dlc

[fierce latch]

DLC from everyone, this is the closest I've got to the Deadliest Warrior video game in a long time so I'll take what I can get

more cultures means more cool ways to murder willie

[gentle copper]

Yurrr Shamshirs! 😤

[pearl coral]

the cultures would 100% be exclusive to their own settings

preserving location and time relevancy is a tenet of half sword's development

[honest hedge]

Letting Muslims into a Christian duel in 1461.

[pearl coral]

i need to shave my dumb sideburns

[fierce latch]

My people if we got a map + character for like 6 different culture that would make this most historally interesting games I've played in long time

[honest hedge]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-hunger-eating-arm-this-is-me-eating-melon-smol-chomping-gif-1859411638614429190

[fierce latch]

Explain what you mean?

[restive trench]

ww2 setting when 🔥

[honest hedge]

A lot of people want Arab weapons and such.

[gentle copper]

yeah now that you mention it 💀

[fierce latch]

BRUH could you imagine an ally v axi battle that was as real as this game is? you'd just get shot in a trench and die

[honest hedge]

And Muslims and Christians historically aren't great pals.

[gentle copper]

Unless There is gonna be a pure war/crusade mode it wouldn't make sense, eh

[restive trench]

Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They have curved swords! CURVED.... SWORDS!

[pearl coral]

ww1 half sword would be peak

they had metal armor, lancers, maces, wire cutters on the ends of sticks that were basically spears ...

[gentle copper]

and then the pure war/crusade mode would make my PC explode because... Half Sword

[honest hedge]

Voluptuous.

[pearl coral]

i would love a half sword dlc that took place in the late 1200s

[fierce latch]

I meant by a muslim christian duel, what does that look like?

[pearl coral]

anger

[honest hedge]

Well, it doesn't look like anything because it wouldn't happen.

[pearl coral]

conquistador dlc where you have to fight like 4 aztec jaguar warriors at a time

[gentle copper]

I mean Saladin met with Richard The Lionheart once or twice, no?

[pearl coral]

i dont know

[gentle copper]

never properly dueled but they spoke

[honest hedge]

You went to country rock.

[pearl coral]

im good friends with the guy that made this song

[restive trench]

let the weebs be happy with a japan dlc

[pearl coral]

he's a chad

[fierce latch]

II thought we were imagining, I don't enough about the Christian/ Muslim empires at the time they would've had hand to hand warriors so Idk what the matchup would look like

[honest hedge]

Well, my point was that muslims in Half Sword are very unrealistic.

[fierce latch]

I thought we were trying to have fun talking about how things would look in the game

[gentle copper]

you'd be surprised. They didn't hate each other as much as people depict. Psure the Ayyubid Empire had decent relations with most Christian empires

[pearl coral]

but what about Musa of Mali

[fierce latch]

Okay, tell me what they would look like

[restive trench]

i mean the only thing similar to muslim vs Christian duels are just crusaders vs muslims wars

[honest hedge]

I have no idea.

[pearl coral]

there are many cases of christians being permitted and christian sites venerated in early muslim governments

also some muslims had christian heirs and vice versa

[fierce latch]

Listen my man, I really get where you are coming from, but you can't "they are doing a culture wrong" and then not be able to explain why

[pearl coral]

cant pigeonhole nobody

[gentle copper]

and I'm pretty sure if we looked deep enough we'd see cases of Christians being nice to Muslims too

[pearl coral]

he didnt say that, he's saying he doesnt know what a 1400s muslim would look like but he knows that they wouldnt be in the holy roman empire

[pearl coral]

there's a letter between members of christian clergy under islamic rule where one of them tells the other not to blame his troubles on the muslims but to blame himself for his bad teaching

[gentle copper]

why would a 1400s muslim even WANT to go to the Holy Roman Empire

[fierce latch]

I think I'm lost, I thought the idea was to see how they'd interact, and he was saying they didn't interact appropiately. Then he didn't know how they would've behaved, so the point was mute

and it would be sick to see muslims in this game

but they're not misrepresented

[gentle copper]

The Holy Roman Empire at the time was not nearly as stable as say Egypt (wow Egypt was good at one point?) or Mecca and what not. They were good where they stood lol

[pearl coral]

the hospitaller were there

[fierce latch]

they're not represented, which sucks and would be better if they were

[honest hedge]

You asked how a duel would look.

[pearl coral]

why would it be better if they were

[gentle copper]

👀 I don't wanna say anything but... sounds familiar

[honest hedge]

The game is trying to be historically accurate.

[pearl coral]

byeah

@honest hedge did you listen to that song or tap out immediately

[restive trench]

im not sure but i think when romans (Crusaders) would take a country muslims would probably go to another country not stay there

[gentle copper]

as a muslim I'm telling you rn. I don't give a shit 💀

[honest hedge]

I listened.

[gentle copper]

Half Sword is an amazing and historically accurate game. I don't need to feel represented or stick my nose in everything

[merry wyvern]

Penits penits penits penits penits

[honest hedge]

And as an Atheist I just want the game to be historically accurate.

[pearl coral]

yeah christian conquerors were a lot less friendly to muslims than muslim conquerors to christians (in a broad sense)

[fierce latch]

...

[pearl coral]

i mean early islamic rule was just because it spread with less far out conquests

[fierce latch]

that ..wasn't at you sorry

[pearl coral]

which is where most of the christian-muslim friendly interactions occurred

[honest hedge]

No worries.