#general-catfish-๐ฑ๐
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you killed it
My meme now
whag tge fug
Ten years in a joint
you monster
cakeat
*It's
there happy itโs fixed
*It's
FRICK
i am going to mail you a pipe-bomb ๐ณ
Sit down, be humble
Aww, how sweet.
๐ top ten humble moments on halfsword
im gonna mail you a harshly written letter
๐
Dude I'm resisting the urge to say the weirdest threat
lmao caught it
try me
(mods this is satire)
So I threaten you?
sure, for the sake of jest
I'll force worms up your ass
they already do that by themself :)
they neednt be forced
-# uh
game crashes when u kill a guy qwith a breast plate
pretty good, my buddy got his drivers permit
in the game mode final challenge
*How's
6:51 AM rn
yooo! nice ๐
my brother in willie, PLEASE
Hows isn't a word
so? how was it?
yknow fair
How's* y'alls* day*
Pretty shitty
GET OU-
Thank you.
Oh iโm sorry to hear that
*I'm
*Oh
*me have it
*Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
You have forced me into perfect grammar; fine.*
i am going to teleport you to hiroshima on 6 august 1945
It doesnโt have to be written that way.
*fine
Wdym
FINNALY I GOT THAT BOSS
You don't capitalize after a comma
cume
You did not end the sentence; you do not capitalize after that.
It's a semicolon you absolute buffon!
simply dont lose, thats how you win
Same fucking thing
Absolute W.
";" is a semicolon!
: colon
Nobody even uses the semicolon in a sentence, it's worthless.
A semicolon (;) is a punctuation mark thatโs used to connect closely related ideas
How long y'all think for discord to fall apart now that Jason citron is out?
It is unfortunate my grievances fell towards you, for your work in music is good and good for the game
Let's not argue tho
Please, tell me something I don't know.
wghag
Yes- let us not argue.
โ*
*Jason Citron
Btw
What?

The correct sentence is "Yes**โ**let us no argue."
CEASR THY BITCHING
I do not have such symbol in my toolbox.
Ceasr
killing myself brb
Discord has plans to go public with IPO stuff and well Jason stepped down as CEO during it all. They're bringing a former CEO of activision in
The dash will have to do. Apologies!
even if the ofense was not towards me, the team and i are one brother, so please; thinks of us as persons and not just things โค๏ธ
hey what?
It is a fricking extended dash.
typo
Ew, Activision?
the frick man
Formerly of activision. Idk who the guy is yet
what a typo bloody heck
then what had you MEANT to say
Li Hing Mui Drops my beloved
hello blood guy
Suppp
Garry's Mod guy
whats that
People Playground dude
Hawaiian Candy
and yes hello blood guy-thats all im calling you from now on (credits: @dreamy crystal
oh, i dont believe ive heard of them then
stole my idea >:(
oh my bad
i am displeased
yo what is your channel name cause i think i saw some of your videos
oh wait fr? lemme send you a link bc usually my name dont pop up in searches
put it in ur bio maybe
yea fr he should do that
im gonna do that now too
chat give me a conversation topic rn

spaghheti
urethra cactus
urethra cactus
Me?
japanese politics in ww2
George Bush.
nah bruh ๐๐ญ
Need a baddie to match my freak
fr
ok uh talk abt the economy then idk
Inflation, if you know what I mean. 
abom i thought you had 1.9k subs not 19k hope u reach 20k
I'm gonna return to my domain and be inactive here, but remember! Reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!
ggs cya
talk about ham jam (king von)
He used to have 20k but he returned to 19.9k
its not a hologram thats the new religion being used to control ppl
whats new religon
matrix theory
card games heck idk
(reality is real)
Is it really?
if they add bows,horses , war like battles, online battles it would be so much better it would get MUCH more popularity
Your concept of reality could be totally different from mine.
reality is that we live in a dystopian society but we think we live in a utopia
i will mail you a pipe-bomb in reality, see if its real then
the funny part is ive reached 20k 4 seperate times
at birth you get a ssn
i just suck at consistency LOL
weird
people jjust want to unsubscribe then subscribe back
i am referring to the realm we percieve as our reality, not political in any real way
as in earth/space/greater universe
yea our realm is real allright, just highly regulated, controlled, and mostly fabricated
depending on where you are. (location, time, economical status)
Just learned that smitty made a half sword vid
It's a Bill Cipher quote
It was painfully bad
my b
billiam
billiam marquis the third
if anyone here knows the game roblox give me some robux fr am saving up for smt๐๐
i watched that
that is NOT how robux work
what do you mean
no get away from my robux stash peasant /j
I beat the gauntlet, the ultimate challenge is what's ridiculous
๐
i cant just send you robux
no one can
i would have to send you money (dont have any)
what you literally can๐ฅ
aint got no moneys
in a game like PLS DONATE sure
you can jus give a gampass for the other person to buy it and BOOM
or a roblos
you will????๐ค๐ค
Youโre not getting a single bux.
ahaha i will NOT be doing that :)
Not even a singular one.
ah alr๐
1 tix (rip tix)
Because I have only 11 on my abandoned roblox account.
You can just like. Buy me oblivion remaster.
its a tempting offer
how about you just wire transfer me $100
only problem is i cant buy it myself
alright alright fine
I'm back cuz why not
its on the way
My meme now
ok
welcome back sod
no give me thoose 100 1dolla is 50 in my country i will be rich๐
Hey Everything But The Boredom
its too late, i spent the other last five i had on a bagel
and it wasnt even that good
i fr thought that youtuber that have 10-5k subs get money under their feet everyday i thought they get thousands per day
bajle < donug
croissant > all
unless ceam chees
fr*nch
fax
am not french actually i just like croisssant when its freshly made
i make literal cents per day if thats what you mean
its tastes like heaven
so under my feet lay a lot of pennies
wait fr? my dreams are destroyed i told my parents i would get 1k sub to be so rich๐
cr*issant is a french thing, i avoid on sight
Btw can I post music files in #music-๐ต when I get perms?
i LOVE croissant
if you stay consistent and things blow up, then yeah you can make that bank
crow is ant
the hard part is STAYING consistent
you mean posting everyday?
finding a new video to do at least twice a week
sword gaem\
thats better than 0 views after 20 years (how old yt is)
i once took a video of my grandmas cat with a disco filter on him
im sure theres at least 1 og yt vid with less than 30 views
i was so excited at 5 views
i was excited at 1 twitch viewer (me)
i actually didnt know that you need to have 1ksub to get money when i got that 30-50 views on a video i waited for my money to come๐ฅ i thought ama get like 100bucks or smt
oh been there done that too
you need 3k subs and a set amount of watch time to qualify
i was saying to everyone ama be rich and you will be my peasants (it never happend๐ฅ๐)
thats karma mans ๐๐
1 view is worth less than a thousandth of a cent
then spin the camera over to shorts
worth less with volume oddly
abom you fr need to start posting half sword๐
trust me you will get 1m views from one half sword video
i tried recording yesterday but i had to go somewhere
haf sort
so for now, its otw
gtg bros cya
ama go get a croissant rn and am french
ay man cya and if i dont cya later hope you have a good day/night, God bless
Too much work
you can post a stolen meme on shorts and get 10 subs
i would hypothetically bet 10 bucks on it
if you do it right im serious it works lollll
i should get content creator role RN i got WHOLE 7SUBS
OH MY GOODNESS AUTOGRAPH PLEASE BRO
THIS MANS A LEGEND
OMG ๐ค๐ค๐ค
@grok is this true
(warning its cringe)
absolute cinema
weird
ay you too man ๐ซก
albeit it just started
its 12:26 AM
rAAaahhggg
i am 0.7% awa from getting payments from youtube
i finna be rich
oh shit i need to have 3m shorts views nvm
LOLLLLLLLLLLL
yeah no that was my reaction too
either that OR FOCUS ON YOUR WATCH HOURS
which is 100% what youโre gonna hit first
should i post half sword?
i edited it using medal...
beautiful man
i shoulda used obs
just beautiful
my tiktok account is much better than my youtube one leme get a screen shot
i mean do whatever you wanna do- halfsword could be fun to do for a bit
especially if you havent beaten the gauntlet yet
i beat it, tried to get another baron loadout and died so i lost baron
and my game crashes when im on like the 6th or 4th wave
on baron
: )
here my tiktok (there are some cringe videos down ward that i WONT be showing)
dear gosh is that the brainrot chicken nugget
i mean i aint gon judge
yes (it got copyrighted )
DANG LOL
it was a trend back then๐ญ
we would've been better off not knowing this
oh ok that checks out
it was in like 2021
i need to play rainworld's watcher dlc
i can imagine ๐
my hyperfixation has new content
from how popular it is tiktok had to take it down so it doesnt get more popular๐
they deleted the sound from me and it doesnt show on people fyps anymore๐
dang๐
oh no doubt
Dang I can't say ski buddy
yup theres a brainrot block list
scroll down to the bottom for the world famous brainrot museum
far enough to where youโre annoying a ton of people including mods
hawk skibizawdway twah
i dont reccomend going too far if doing it at all lol
Hows this not considered brainrot
tuwahn
tripi tropi
skbabadoo
low taper fade
lirili larila
unbelievable
burj kahlifa
is he ok
heโll be fine
At what level do I get image perms
BOMBADILLO CROCODILLO
just a scratch
He's just tired
level 2!
at level 3 you get vc access
Also I think it's probably a little late to tell y'all that I have hemophobia-
hark to, ahh...
that's the neat part you don't
and youโre in the server that revolves around a game known for realistic blood
you can turn blood off in game
yeah im scared of jeans too join the club
yep
lolll
i saw videos of people fighting in the gold Armor against ranks lower the knights how
delete system 32
The worst part is that hemophobia doesn't activate the fight or flight mode in the brain, that crap makes you faint
so i cant do it
@unreal bay hey bro i had a question about the blood
you sure can bro
equip the baron, kill him by clicking his head in menu a few times, go back to the menu, and start demo
find sav file make folder for sav file put sav file in folder click on low tier replacel ow tier sav with the sav file in folder
whats up blood guy ๐ซก
i don't know if i'm tripping and i can't really tell but does blood fling off of weapons after you've stuck someone and swing back up?
Good! You?
Indeed
ah cant complain
ok ok sweet i kept thinking it was and i wasn't sure if it was just flying off of the body or if the weapons actually fling it around
that's really cool

how do we get into the playtest agian i havent played in along time
i wonder if later weโll get blood drip from weapons- unless its already added
so the playtest got merged into the demo, just get the demo and ur set
ah okay
Atleast there's a turn blood off option tho-
I just gave you some motivation, you're welcome.
yeah
silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head silly head
hi hi hello
I would faint from the first 3 mins of the game if the option wasn't there
im glad they decided to make it that way
thankswhat option
its specifically intended for more sensitive players
more lbood
Gentle
the better!
Gentle is no blood, i believe no gore- gruesome (if i have this ordered correctly) is the max settings
well- i say max but you can turn it up higher
goree!
I don't like gore
gentle is for the weak
fr
Gore is blood btw
iโm gonna ignore that and say i respect the kendrick lyric in your profile description
based
I have hemophobia, I have an excuse for it
why did god nerf you
gore is like guts and crap, blood is blood- ignore these guys, ur good for usin gentle lol
Unlucky
Cuz why not, I also have ADHD-
You're 7 hours behind me
with that, i wish you all good days/nights- im gonna sleep so ADIOS! God bless. ๐
Gore's definition is blood that has been shed, especially as a result of violence
God bless
its bloody violence essentially
๐๐ซก
Oh thats people shaming someone for not liking blood, a normal human reaction to another human in agony or death.
Just don't be weak
Guh
yep unfortunately
buddy.
My face when its a genetic human reaction to not wish to see other humans in pain
Hush
Factual
Watching people get hurt is funny
You should try it some time, it's fun
You're just edgy
Thank you
Or a sadist
Can I be both?
I have had to.
Not pleasant.
No they don't, you idiot
Do you 85938-9946.6-2992?
Yeah I gotchu
Yes.
Have you tried pissing?
Tends to help
How did you know?
Eight Five Two One Nine Four Seven
Right?
Agreed.
getting the longest sword in footman tier is a slaughtet
tail guard into a neckslash is so overpowered its hilarious
Louis?
Mods change their name
Where
final fantasy ahh
Thats a shitty blade
If you want a gunblade you want moreso like this, where you can effectively use the handle as both a gun and blade
Wow is that the sword from half sword
โจ
So glad people irl started making swords all cus of half sword
The devs are genius
Real
Half Sword is so good they made it a sword fighting technique
im yet to find a reason to ever use thin swords
you cant be accurate with them like irl and they dont have the weight to concuss losers like the broadswords can
the only reason i can pick one at this point is cuz i find a really long one and they do tail openers well
k
Mercy lobotomies
When is Half Sword adding flint lock pistols
or blunderbuss
I wanna fight pirate willie
when are the devs adding fluttershy
facts
i would kill for a hamburger steak right now
I want Jack Wille in Half Sword or you can kiss my money goodbye
you can kiss my monkey goodbye
You can kiss my dodo goodbye
Me when I kill all the dodo birds on earth
Hi guys
Anyone knows what kind of coat this is? And which statuses wore it? To me it looks like somethjng a high noble would wear.
bro is coming out the shower
hello everyone
something is off hmmm...
Not official song of Half Sword.
A Ft. with GHM that we did a while ago.
MOD: Half Sword Enhancer
mrow
we finally got shaq fu in half sword
How to do what he did
Looks fun af
our biggest mistake was thinking that AI would not be able to replicate the love of a human
sharp sword?
i have returned\
It was longsward but it got stabbed through my arm into my chest
you wanna know how i got these scars? sharp hamburger
What settings does u use on the mod?
cuz when I try use it then my character drops the other person all the time
i will make a tutorial tomorrow; but basically you have to spawn a willie with a scale of 1.7 a bit over the ground for he not to be stuck. when is already spawned, you have to "posses nearest willie"
but how u make it so he doesnt drop everything
o, i just use naked willie
didnt bother on putting armor to him
How many people do you think have not played Dark Souls because of the visuals?
what visuals
more have played less cause of the difficulty alone
Younger folks who only care about what's new.
i played some dark souls mockup on roblox once or twice and i got snapped up on the bosses
@honest hedge finished blood meridian, the ending was alright, the main character's finale was kinda funny ngl
I don't know, I still play old games
You do know what happened, right?
And before that something else.
yes
how to fix crash in Ultimate Challenge?
I love just going to the bottom tier and smacking the heck out of people there
it's so fun
how???
mod
oh
that is insanity i must say
same issue here, i keep crashing before i can win it
get lucky, thats how i did it with the crashes
this is most stupid crash i ever seen
inshallah i will be lucky enough to win before the next crash
HOW
on the last challenge like in the abyss, they dissapear
ohh ok
on death
I hear lowering the graphics settings can lower the chances of a crash but just speculation
you just gotta be fast
cap
Does a dwarf Willie exist anywhere
I can show u dwarf willie
lower blood to almost 0
thats what I did and I didnt crash and I also play on gruesome instead of grotesque
Then the game makes no sense Iโd rather it crash. Maybe Iโll get lucky and it wonโt crash, and Iโll finally beat that last boss.
Dont turn off blood jsut lower it
Lower gore and blood
why do I have a mw3 server in my steam library. I never bought COD on steam
proud willie
How can i reset the ganulet mode ?
update
How ?
demo version
OMG YOUR SO LATE LIL BRO
I mean how i can udate demo version ?
Yea i know ๐ญ
did you update it already?
Yes
When u turn on "instrument" in ur library, u can see instruments
steam warns you that u will see every dedicated server instrument, even if you don't have the game
itll be on the right side of your screen
mayhaps
i love finland
I have the latest update but i kill baron like 5 time and for fun i do the glitch fight but im start getting bored with this, and i want to play ganulet mode again from begger
idk then
i HATE when i pick up a knife, drag it across my leg and by leg gets cut off
kitchen knives sure are sharp!!
with a stone and some patience you could cut the world in two
nah all i need is to put rock into dirt and push it
the world will crumble in 8 pieces
even better
williekill
ggez
3 eyed joe
who wanna see proud willie?
wanna see proud willie?
sure
w
proud willie /\
brb im gonna ram a sword up a willies ass
he had defeated boss
which sword ๐ญ ๐ ๐
longsword
WHAT, THE, FUCK.. I JUST REACHED THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE AND THERES THESE TWO GUYS THAT HAVE TEAMWORK THAT IS SO UNBELIEAVABLY GOOD
I ONLY GOT AST THEM TWICE
2 spears team...
one with a plancon, one with a shield and spear and body armor
if i quit half sword now will i have to start fro the beggining or can i still do ultiate challenge
whenever u see a team of 2 two-handed spears just hope one gets stuck
it doesnt reset at ultimate at all
if you die you will still not reset
u can do it as much as u want
dude i fucking hate ultimate challenge
ive been trying for like 15 hours
i just wanna start again and fight the bosses. fuck ultimate challenge
more like ultimate gambling den
krill issue
thats the best mode WDYMMM
so to reset it i need to delete the demo and reinstall?
I believe in ya just move crazy and pray the gods help ya
Nah just let ya character go to the abyss from the gauntlet
No need to reinstall game
krill issue aside i really want to be able to fight bosses repeatedly
abyss doesnt count...
Brotha please tell me how im supposed to kill 2 heavily armored dudes who have plancon while having like a fucking sword and 0 armor
dont do ultimate challenge go to any tier below and die
I WANT TO CHOOSE TO FIGHT EACH BOSS
Maybe I can kill one. But its impossible to kill them without taking any damage
yes it is possible
and as soon as you take any damage you are basically fucked for the whole challenge
Pray that when they line up one of them swings and kills the other Willie
that seems unreliable
learn your parries
learn your..
i can parry the fucking longsword but parrying the plancon is hell on earth
It really just be a matter of patience and also just learning how to hold ya weapon
how do i parry a FUCKING BIG STICK WITH A TINY ESSER
deflect
U can parry da big stick if you are slick enough just gotta know how
It's tough tho
Watch Half Sword and millions of other Half Sword videos captured using Medal.
dodge
though that wont be easy if you dont know how to
Most of the time I just luckily hit someone on the hand when they swing
fuck it im free playing millitia until i learn how to parry plancon
Shift then move in any direction that be how ya dodge
big dawg you are using a fucking SHIELD
you get plenty of shields before t4
Sometimes practice is what you need this game isn't easy hell I play on controller cause it's funny
it isnt that easy against the goedendag
ok not before t4
Oh trust ik
still
You have one guy who can possibly spawn with a bad shield before tier 4
For me I just hope the gods have my back while I run at them with little strategy usually doesn't work in my favor but idc game's funny to me
Also the good ole turn down damage feature is always there if game really isn't fun for ya
i have trust issues
It's good to learn with low damage and then raise it up when u get comfortable with parrying and movement
ok then dont rely on shield
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beating the baron with low player dmg and high npc dmg is probably easy asf but it would feel like cheating
that aint a plancon
Ye ofc it would but it's there if you wanna get the character
also which psychopath plays first person
Aint a bad choice if you just wanna unlock the character
I cared about a legit regular damage run when I got the baron
Before that hell nah I'm not gonna sit there for a few days struggling if i just wanted to see what the character is like
best way to play
im doing the opposite ๐
The goal is to have both damage to super low so no one does any real damage
nah
i got high damage and npc has low
i like pain
Ah same i usually do that cause it's funny to 1 hit ko someone with the fists
i mean i cant do any damage
because i like torture apparently
I do...
It's easier to line up hits
ok i couldnt find plancon for life and only clip i got is https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k9Pepdf9PCZv0f5r3?invite=cr-MSxWVkksMzI1MzIxMTEx
Watch Half Sword and millions of other Half Sword videos captured using Medal.
Best defense against a plancon is having a plancon yourself
is it possible to find plate armor in the abyss? i've never found any, but i have found some rare weapons like a spear. You can get longswords and other good weapons from their corpse, but they can't lose their armor on death.
a spear is better against the plancon.
That arm slash hit an artery and killed him.
he really didnt want to fall
Best defense against polearms is other polearms
the most balanced weapon is probably any of the pole hammers once you get to tier 6.
u know
its bill's hook
I don't like them at all, it's hard for me to strike
youi gotta gain momentum
by pressing x and switching hands
so anybody else
HELLO MR BROKEN LEGS
try swinging the hammer over your head, and when you do switch hands and strike, it will look like a smooth switch and will get you enough momentum.
YES
i used to hate hammers and bill hooks
but then i learned that you could generate momentum by just switching hands
i keep getting fatal errors bro ts pmo sm
Mfw
spike thing
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/k9PD1zuWPuxP8E_YX?invite=cr-MSxMcWEsMzgxNDY2MzA1 this is what i'm talking about
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it's also important to go for the legs
i love it during random periods of the night my refridgerator starts summoning the souls of the damn by screaming in utter agony as it pleads for them to come n rip out my beating heart but fails because it cant gather enough power โค๏ธ
I FOUGHT THE FUCKING PLANCON DUDE IN A 1v1 IN THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE WHILST USING PITCHFORK
I STABBED HIM 10 TIMES AND HE JUST REFUSED TO DIE
HE WHACKS ME ONCE IM DEAD
fuck placons ๐
easy counter, don't use pitchfork, it got nerfed.
the pitchfork now fully goes to the opposite side, and auto parry makes you reposition it and get your head chopped off.
ah
so they NERF my boy the pitchfork
BUT THEY DONT NERF THE FUCKING PLACON
:(
atp just remove the placon and make it a proepr godendag that doesnt have spikes
if you must use the third best weapon in tier 2 post-nerf, then thrust with it instead of positioning it.
yes i must, because im doing ultimate challenge
and reach is basically everything, especially once i meet the spear duo
they were both too easy to be fun to use.
FUCK the spear duo
why can THEY be able to accurately use a spear with a shield
but i cant do that
worst thing ever just happened
killed the scythe man but as he fell his scythe hooked me and cut me in half
horrifyingly brutal end
doing brave stand as knight makes me feel like im literally....
aaaand some mongo just teleported behind me and beat my head in with a candlestick
jolly bad show
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Are you sure?
i was having an amazing run in the abyss, 6000 + score, then died because i tripped on a sword
aw
That's what you get for not giving that one beggar some skooma in the shivering isles.
i always hook my homegirl up. i get the best stuff from shady sam
i got wares.
anyone got coin?
i'll give you 10 septims and a smoked baliwog leg for some skooma that lets me see people thru walls
no its because you said bad things to willie
make it two smoked baliwog legs and ill give you some of the finest stuff in cyrodil and you won't just be seeing people through the walls. They'll be on the walls, the ceiling, the floor, the sky, and under your skin
if that's the case i'll throw in some shadowbanish wine, complementary. it's only a fair trade after all. my boy Fimmion is gonna love this shit
drink this and flap your ears hard enough and you just might
I'm not sure how I feel about this remaster. I've spent alot of time using creation engine and the unreal engine as well as playing games from both engines, and in this current year it's pretty clear that skyrim special editions engine can achieve visuals similar to that of the oblivion remake if used correctly AND it's far more stable.
whats skooma
good morning half chat
distilled moon sugar and nightshade
everyone got skooma now its full chat
oh my fault
i guess we just have to wait for skyblivion to release until bethesda optimizes the remaster
this is especially funny to me because full means drunk in my native language
I swear every leaf in the oblivion remake has its own quad with a texture, this is grossly unnecessary. Even if you have an engine that can cope with this sort of game design, why do it?
full is also drunk in one of my native languages but its more of a slang term
Unfortunately skyblivion is a mod made by different artists, many or most of which are likely amature and you're going to end up with the mismatched texture look that every mod has.
How much does it cost
i can almost smell the polygons
Skyblivion will not be an example of what the creation engine is capable of.
yeah, heard about some weird performance issues people with specs way above the reccomended were having, so ill wait till its optimized, also because its UE5 and that often ends up looking weird, especially with lazy anti aliasing. i gotta finish kcd first anyway.
well atleast it's better than having to go through 30fps through the whole game
also the mods free aslong as you have the original oblivion downloaded anyways
People don't realise that skyrim special editions lighting engine is fucking gorgeous and is heavily held back by the atrocious model and texture design that skyrim has always suffered from.
My friends keep calling me a loner
oops wrong gif
get polygooned
SO TRUE. skyrim's lighting has always looked amazing to me
you have willie so youll never be alone
dont turn this channel into the arkham subreddit
me in tier 2
pitchfork best
Every texture in skyrim has been upscaled by orders of magnitude so you've got 2048x2048 textures that look as good as 512x512 textures and all of them have stupid secular maps which means that they are overly shiny nomatter what the lighting conditions are.
my honest reaction:
why is she turkish now
skill issue tbh
People have shit talked the creation engine for so long, the amount of times I've heard "they should just use unreal engine" NO!
why does my willie die to the slightest stab but the other willies can tank godly amounts even though the damage sliders are on default..
greek asuka when?
what the fuck
fair enough, every scene in EoE that includes her is just... oof
Unreal engine is popular because it's extremely easy to use, especially if you can't code. It's not popular because of good graphcis.
why would you develop a game and not learn how to code
Because of node systems.
ok but why would you
yeah, a problem is that a lot of people expect it to do all the work for you. and then you end up with the most horrible anti-aliasing known to man and weird afterimages
stolen!
amazing gif
respectfully, fuck off
Because it takes ages to learn code and you could use node systems instead, which is already a system used by alot of softwares.
insane
do not approach me or my family ever again
If you're an indie developer it's convenient to use node systems instead of learning to code.
- chatgpt for questions
- learning to code can really help you in problem-solving and making everything consistent
damn
london:
half sword players mutilating their enemy's carcass to get 5 โญ'd in #photography๐ท moment
seriously though that is like highly impressive movement- nice work
is he alive
If you use chat gpt for coding questions then you aren't anywhere near good enough of a programmer to make code more efficiently than what node systems can do.
Tomorrow
a bad hot take sorry
It's not a hot take, if you use ai for coding questions you're just not at the correct level of coding to make a game.
bro wtf this goofy ass plane ๐ญ
i had this happen to me even though i won and it timed me out for being on the ground for too long
why
i love this image
you are not asking it to solve a problem
that's how we do it
the fabled droop snoot
erectile disfunction plane edition ๐ญ
except chatgpt is a smarter search engine
some programmers do use chatbots like chatgpt for coding, but only really to solve tedious and simple tasks that there is no reason for the programmer to waste their time doing again. what robots have always done for us. the boring stuff we didnt bother doing because a machien could do it perfectly but easier
which is why you use it to learn i guess (hypothetically)
wait since we're in play test stage, how much will the full game be?
thats whats happening in the thing!!
the frick
100 dollars
frickity frick.
frackity frickity
38.50 rupees
anyone else know why i keep getting random 'fatal error crashes'?
barber paid bro.
reminds me of this one i got the other day
tree fiddy
Learning to code from chat gpt is one thing, making a game is another.
i love this
i think your game crashed
thanks lol
like using ai to make an entire game?
You gotta be well beyond that level of programmer before you can make more efficient code than a node system
Using ai at all
The one thing I used chatgpt for was to digest crash logs in games a bit faster, like when I had a crash in a game I just had it spit out the part that might pinpoint the source of the error, then manually looked into it to fix it
723,291,271.00197 vietnamese dong
i mean it depends on what aspects youโre using it for
but seriously, i think theres not alot to do against the crash error except for not playing baron free for all
Ai gives a response based on numerical probability, it doesn't understand anything
that usually causes the crashes
i really implied that learing to code will help you with problem solving and making solutions consistent
so does google, is google bad?
i mean i had at one point used ai for just debugging a roblox game i had and it worked just fine lol
im calling it, 10 years from now people start using gpt's to make synths
im trying to do the ultimate challenge but i keep getting the issue
That's true but you don't need to learn code to the point of being able to out perform node systems if you're making a game by yourself.
lenny in 10 years its gonna be common to use ai to frame people for crimes
It's a roblox game lol, it's programmed in lua. Easy language
how much did you pay him?
and youโre not wrong
and how would you know those people are people?
exactly why it should be used for tedious, menial tasks - because that's the thing it can do better/faster than humans.
generational aur@ debt ๐ญ
oh crap the framers are ai too?
I saw bro use this weapon, so I made sure he understood why he shouldnt have
and the guys framing the framers framing people?
dont know how I fit all the spikes inside him
the people that COMMIT the crimes are synthetic versions of the original people
and the guys framing the framers who are framing the framers framing PEOPLE?????!
down to the last atom replications
hasn't happened to me yet but if you crash again, copy paste the crash report in #1047240101152960525 and go to the fatal crash mega dump thing
i dont know if framer is a word anymore with how many times ive said it
happy that you can fit all the spikes, wouldn't want to do it myself though
soon you wont even know, are you a synth? are your family members?
You won't get optimised code out of it.
weโre cooked ๐
i have a solution however
and whats that?
nuke boston
oh ok
sorry for any bostonites
gotta ask gpt to optimise, I'm sure if you do it enough times it'll work 
its just the most likely option
I will say whatever I need until I get image perms
it will use the most common solution so i dont think you should bother w/ it
This is why games run like shit these days.
reminds me of ai โartistsโ i use the term very loosely here- spending an hour typing prompts til they get something they think looks spectacular
i dont think you should make code with it but rather use it as a tool to help you. then again, im not an expert on this subject
you only get exp for one message per minute maximum, so feel free to talk but now you know that you dont even have to do it fast
but then isnt node system the most common one to be used as well
๐ชช here's an emoji yall didn't know existed
Yeah ik
WHO
that guy
What was the watermark? @gpt?
For an example I asked an ai "what's the tallest mountain in the world if we're measuring height by elevation difference between basecamp and mountain peak?"
It responded with "everest" which is not even close to the tight answer, it's just the answer it thought I most likely wanted.
oh i bet there was lol
the dudes own name plastered over ai art
it always makes me laugh when they had to lie about how tall everest was because they thought people were bullshitting
... A node system is just a more accessible way of formatting code, so not really. If you're going to let a computer do all the tedious stuff then you may as well use nodes.
Ik, I watermark my crap dawg, I meant like what watermark did he even put? Fricking chatGPT's watermark?
One time I dropped a minecraft crash log into chatgpt, then it shit out mental health resources and tattoo advice rather than answer my question xD
his own?
to take credit for it
The joke flew right above your head
the problem is, people think ai is much more capable than it actually is. It would be better to focus on what we know it can do well.
i got what joke youโre trying to make but it wasnt really that clear of a joke lol
From sea level to mountain peak everest is just shy of 9000m tall, from base camp to mountain peak it's about 3600m tall, making it nowhere near the tallest mountain if we use base camp as the lowest point of measurement instead of sea level.
"what's the tallest and what's the hightest mountain on Earth"
You get the same answer from an ai unless it's already been explained to the ai
just to confirm, this is a civilized discussion, right? I'm not good at telling.
expensive
nah i delete this game
That's because I already explained it to those ais ๐
is this bait
i failed like 999999999999999999 times bro
You don't understand how ais work obviously
is this bait too
its almost impossible to find something that is better than something else in every way. there is always some use for the original.
I'm a joke genius soo
and what does that have to do with the question
Almost nobody understands how ai works on even a simple level and it's so annoying.
I taught those ais to answer the question correctly.
predicts what the answer should be
are you baiting really
Based on past Input...
i dont really know either. i know its neurons talking and stuff but how do they know what talk about
thank you for this image. it is mine now. have some skooma as compensation.
Neural networks, basically just simulating how a brain makes new connections between data.
2+2 = 4 vs 2+2 = 5 -> 2+2 = 4.5
i have a basic if at all understanding of AI
oh okay so i know how it works but not how it works on a fundemental level. i know it just imitates.